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00:01What? Already?
00:03We just got off the bus.
00:05If I had legs, this would be so much easier.
00:08And on top of that, stairs.
00:11This place feels like it was designed to torture someone like me.
00:14I can't.
00:15Chill. I'll help you.
00:17What? You're awesome, dude.
00:19No need to say it out loud. Everyone here knows I'm awesome.
00:22And you're not.
00:24Why'd you do that?
00:27You just wanted to humiliate me.
00:29And I did.
00:31Later, Fanny.
00:33What's wrong with my body?
00:35Crap. I'm late for class.
00:37Hurry up!
00:38I'm coming, teacher.
00:40Now I've got energy.
00:42I should have eaten way early.
00:43This will speed you up even more.
00:45I'm almost there.
00:50I'm here, teacher.
00:52What took you so long, useless?
00:54There was oil in the hallway floor.
00:56I fell for the parade.
00:58Even the chair's too high.
01:00Oh, he can't even sit down.
01:02I hope you can.
01:03I can't do it.
01:04Why do you worry so much?
01:06Nature.
01:08That was thunder.
01:10I'll go check the rain.
01:12That was tough work.
01:14I deserve a reward.
01:16You deserve to see my masterpiece.
01:18Delicious.
01:19Ow.
01:20Ow.
01:21What?
01:22Is this really how I look?
01:24Ah.
01:25Hey.
01:26Who drew this?
01:27Was it me?
01:28Whatever.
01:29I won't let you bring me down.
01:31No.
01:32No.
01:33He broke the chair.
01:35Ah.
01:36How embarrassing.
01:37I'll replay today.
01:40Wait for me.
01:41Ugh.
01:42I want to play too.
01:44Catch this.
01:45Easy.
01:46Bah.
01:47That looks way too tiring.
01:48Heh.
01:49Now this is real fun.
01:50Ratcake.
01:51Let's teach him soccer.
01:53Catch this, fatty.
01:54Ha ha ha.
01:57Oh.
01:58He really is a fool.
02:00My Nintendo.
02:02I'll show you the real world.
02:04Heh heh.
02:05It's simple.
02:06Just run after the ball.
02:07Let the game begin.
02:09That sounds like something I could do.
02:12Oh.
02:13Damn.
02:14Already tired.
02:15Time out guys.
02:16I'm ready to catch my breath.
02:18Ow.
02:19You need to stop eating.
02:21Stop eating?
02:22But that's not something I barely could ever accept.
02:25Good thing I brought my lunch.
02:27My mom made it with so much love.
02:29And I'm sure it's as delicious as always.
02:31Ha ha.
02:32Huh?
02:33You don't need that much food.
02:35Give that back, tongue tongue.
02:37Sorry, but it's gone.
02:39Nice picture though.
02:40You're such a jerk, tummy tongue.
02:41Ah.
02:42I'll hit you as soon as I catch my breath.
02:44Hey.
02:45Your mom's not bad at all.
02:46Watch your mouth when you talk about my mother.
02:49Mwah.
02:50I think she likes my mouth just the way it is.
02:53Why are you like this?
02:55Everything would be easier if I was scared.
02:57Oh.
02:58I'm so sick of this place.
03:00We all are, kid.
03:02Mmm.
03:03Finally.
03:04Thinking about food will pay off.
03:06Hey, sir.
03:07You look hungry.
03:08I'm not, kid.
03:10Search.
03:11I'm going.
03:12This is perfect.
03:13Where the heck's Paso?
03:15All I know is that he ain't coming back.
03:17Ha ha.
03:18Then, what the heck is that?
03:20Now I can get my revenge on you without getting tired, dummy.
03:24What do you plan to do with that thing?
03:26I'll humiliate you all.
03:27He really thinks he's cool.
03:29I think you're the fool.
03:31Oh, wait.
03:33I can't do this.
03:34Don't hurt me, please.
03:35Ha ha ha.
03:36Now who's the fool who just got humiliated?
03:39Stop it, Pulpito.
03:40I know you're hurt, but you can't do this.
03:43Don't hurt me, please.
03:44Ha ha.
03:45I don't care that much about you, Tung-Tung.
03:47What the?
03:48Where the heck's he going?
03:50Perfect.
03:51Time for a burger.
03:52Don't take it personal, Pukina.
03:53But I saw something in your face that caught my eye.
03:55This beauty will be much better with me.
03:57Whoa!
03:58Hey!
03:59Start running.
04:00Sorry!
04:01Ah!
04:02What a bad shot we failed.
04:03This time, I'll aim right.
04:04Huh?
04:05Better luck next time.
04:06Bye!
04:07Freedom!
04:08Bye!
04:09Be more careful.
04:10Clumsy!
04:11They escape because of you!
04:12From up here, we'll be the best.
04:13You're the best.
04:14You're the best.
04:15You're the best.
04:16You're the best.
04:17You're the best.
04:18You're the best.
04:19You're the best.
04:20From up here, I can watch all you guys.
04:23Ha ha ha!
04:24Which one of you deserves to be on my base?
04:27Look at that.
04:28That one's on my level.
04:30Come with me.
04:31Expressona!
04:32That one matches me better.
04:36You can keep it.
04:37I know it.
04:39Stealing brain rocks is way more tiring than it looks.
04:42I'll take a nap.
04:43What could happen?
04:45Well, that could happen.
04:47Huh?
04:48How does Ballerina have that?
04:51Excuse me, sleeping beauty.
04:53She can let up her face, me.
04:55You're wrong.
04:56Get lost.
04:57He was looking at me.
04:58Drop it, liar!
04:59No!
05:00No!
05:01Of me!
05:02Of course not!
05:03Of course not!
05:04Well, yeah, but I'm out of here.
05:05Ballerina, let's tuck it!
05:07No!
05:08I see you like my base.
05:09Little by little, I'll fill my fancy gold base.
05:13Huh?
05:14Since when is this year?
05:16I wouldn't have picked something so ugly.
05:18Did you just call me ugly?
05:20Well, I'm a genius too!
05:22Ha!
05:23Um...
05:24That was a piece of cake!
05:25Huh?
05:26I forgot to protect my base!
05:27Stop!
05:28Hey, fools!
05:29Those are my things!
05:30You won't get away with this!
05:32You better start running!
05:34But I'll catch you anyway!
05:36Trollero!
05:37Buddy!
05:38It's just a game!
05:39Ow!
05:40No!
05:41Karma's on my side!
05:43Oh!
05:44A perfect shot!
05:45Now that's what I call betrayal!
05:47Ha ha!
05:48Not fair!
05:49Who the heck would even want that brain rod in their base?
05:52So embarrassing!
05:54I deserve something way better than that!
05:57Huh?
05:58That's exactly what I meant!
06:01Hey!
06:02If you didn't want it before, don't claim it now!
06:05You're ready, Espressona!
06:07But this game isn't about morals!
06:09Let's get out of here!
06:10Make way, losers!
06:12The millionaire of the game is pass and due!
06:15Ha ha ha!
06:16I was the first to fill the base!
06:18Huh?
06:19Who left that thing loose?
06:21It's our chance to get back what we lost, guys!
06:23Ha ha ha ha!
06:25My babies!
06:26Ow!
06:27Did you really think you'd get away with it?
06:29Ha ha ha ha!
06:30Oh crap!
06:31Get out of here, fools!
06:33No one can beat the amazing Tung Tung!
06:35You sure about that?
06:37Excuse me!
06:38All of this is mine!
06:40Welcome to your new home!
06:42Let's go!
06:43There's no room for us here!
06:44Yeah!
06:45Right fact!
06:46Wait!
06:47Don't wave!
06:48We should make space!
06:49Revenge is sweet!
06:50Let's go Tigre Ligre!
06:51Hey!
06:52I'll give you this bottle in exchange for Tigre Ligre!
06:54Come on!
06:55Nothing like us!
06:56Ew!
06:57This is gross!
06:58This way!
06:59Created chocolate for Tigre Ligre!
07:01Delicious!
07:02Here you go!
07:03Ew!
07:04No!
07:05I'll give you this toy for that!
07:06Not convincing!
07:07Fine then, dummy!
07:08Get lost!
07:09AHHHHH!
07:11Um...
07:12Kids?
07:13I gotta admit, I'm starting to feel kinda uncomfortable!
07:16Could you stop crowding me for a sec?
07:19AHHHHH!
07:20Don't forget!
07:21I'm so tired!
07:24That easy!
07:25Babies sure are weird!
07:28Watch out, downman!
07:30Ow!
07:31I'm outta here!
07:32Aww!
07:33What cuties!
07:34Good morning, class!
07:35What is that?!
07:36What is that?!
07:37Get out of here, demon!
07:38GAH!
07:39Turn it off!
07:40You're fired!
07:41Time to go!
07:42Run!
07:43Comrades!
07:44Were you going somewhere?
07:46Get back to your seats!
07:48Yes, teacher!
07:49Let class begin!
07:51Pay attention, you press!
07:53We were doing that!
07:55Today's task is to create a kid out of a bunny!
07:59My stomach needs food!
08:01Ugh!
08:02What's that smell?
08:03Hey, gorgeous!
08:04Would you go on a date with me?
08:05Oh, get away from me!
08:07Do you live in a dumpster?
08:09Ugh!
08:10Why are women so cruel?
08:12Kick a clown!
08:13Ha ha ha!
08:14Nobody asked for your opinion!
08:16Oh!
08:17Damn it!
08:18First will be...
08:20That little runt over there!
08:22Huh?
08:23You mean me?
08:24Uh, let's get this over with!
08:25Excuse me!
08:26Looks like you know what you're doing!
08:28Uh, well...
08:29Looks gonna be deceiving!
08:30What did you do?
08:31No!
08:32Let me go, evil creature!
08:33No!
08:34Finish him!
08:35I didn't do anything to you, but you...
08:36Asked for it!
08:37My belly's good for something!
08:38Huh?
08:39What the heck is all I'm doing in school?
08:40Teacher, should I use the hole potion?
08:41Don't you even think about it!
08:42No!
08:43Too late!
08:44What did you just say?
08:45Oh, crap!
08:46Not again!
08:47I hate wolves!
08:48You scraped like a girl!
08:49I thought it was great!
08:50It was just a joke!
08:51Insolent!
08:52I'm not a toy, damn wolves!
08:53It was an accident!
08:54Fail!
08:55I want my mom!
08:56Hallerina, you're next!
08:57I don't want to go, teacher!
08:58Do you want me to fail you?
08:59And that won't be necessary!
09:00Create a kid!
09:01No!
09:02I have to go!
09:03To have your school!
09:04No!
09:05I'll have to go!
09:06No!
09:07No!
09:08No!
09:10I'll have to go!
09:11No!
09:12No!
09:13No!
09:14No!
09:15No!
09:16No!
09:17No!
09:18No!
09:19No!
09:21It can't be that hard. I hope this is enough. Give me what I want.
09:27She's my soulmate. Do you want to be my girlfriend?
09:30You reek like trash.
09:34Twice in one day.
09:36It's not even that funny.
09:37You again?
09:39Fool.
09:39No. What do you think you are, stinky? Learn how to shower.
09:45That's it. You're failing, Trollolero.
09:49What does that mean?
09:51Oh, holy heaven.
09:52It was just being funny.
09:55What's the sneakers?
09:57Go back to your seat, girl. Let's see. You're next.
10:01I can't say no.
10:04What do we have here? I gotta mix these potions, right?
10:08Are you dumb?
10:10Better not ask again.
10:12I can do this myself.
10:15Uh-huh. The potion's ready, and here's your kid.
10:18Finally, something that looks tasty.
10:20Uh-huh. The cock!
10:22Ah!
10:22Oh!
10:23A flavor bomb!
10:26Oh! Stop laughing at my lord!
10:28You idiot!
10:29Wait! I didn't mean it!
10:30Ah!
10:31That must have hurt.
10:33You're up, bat!
10:34Already?
10:35I'll do my best!
10:36I can't do it! I'm too useless!
10:41Ha-ha! Got you, dear!
10:43Whoa!
10:43Wait!
10:44I want your mercy!
10:46Please don't stop!
10:47I'll pass you!
10:48See you later!
10:50Listen, I'll do whatever you want!
10:51Goodbye!
10:52Huh?
10:52Leave my lord alone!
10:54Huh?
10:56It's a miracle!
10:58Kill!
10:59Damn!
11:00I regret nothing!
11:01Well done!
11:03I'll finish this once and for all, losers!
11:05Oh, you'll just make another mess!
11:07Of course not!
11:08Unlike you, I actually have a brain!
11:11Ha-ha!
11:12Ah!
11:13What you've done!
11:15Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
11:16Fight!
11:17Bears are the most disgusting creatures on Earth!
11:20Agh!
11:22Who's next?
11:23Not me!
11:24Me! It's my turn!
11:26Whatever, eh.
11:27I'll create the perfect kid so my lord can feed as he wishes!
11:31Ha! It works!
11:34Oh, no!
11:35No!
11:36It's coming for me!
11:38Agh!
11:39What?
11:39Is he afraid?
11:41Dumb, dear!
11:42Now I will transform you!
11:44Transform me?
11:45Huh?
11:46Let me go!
11:47Silence!
11:48What are you gonna do with that?
11:49I'll turn you into a cute little animal!
11:52Ha-ha-ha!
11:53I don't wanna be an animal!
11:55Why are you doing this?
11:57I've never had ears before!
11:58Oh!
11:59What?
11:59It worked!
12:00I really am a genius!
12:01Hey!
12:02Who'll let go of me?
12:03I didn't turn you into a dog for this!
12:05Dude, you must be a good boy!
12:08Pay attention!
12:09Do you see the brain rots in this picture?
12:11Transform them!
12:12At once, master!
12:13Ha-ha!
12:14Nothing like working out my leggies with music!
12:16Ha-ha!
12:17Huh?
12:18Today's my lucky day!
12:19Huh?
12:19Got you!
12:20What the heck?
12:21Let me go!
12:22It hurts!
12:23I'm not a toy-crazy dog!
12:24Ow!
12:25Oh no!
12:27Ah!
12:27Help!
12:28I can't breathe!
12:29Ah!
12:29Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake!
12:30Wait!
12:31I can't!
12:32Nyam!
12:33I think this mission will be a piece of cake!
12:35Ha-ha-ha!
12:36Whoa!
12:36Look at that big fish!
12:38Hello, kids!
12:39Nyam!
12:39Mom!
12:40He wants to eat me!
12:42Oh, I just said hi!
12:43Fat shark!
12:44This is your fault!
12:45No!
12:46Poppy!
12:48Spit him out!
12:49No, I wasn't gonna swallow him!
12:50You're safe now!
12:52You're not!
12:53Ah!
12:53Fat boy!
12:54Let me go!
12:55Why did you bite me?
12:57I only...
12:58Ah!
12:59Run, kitty!
13:01Hey!
13:01Wait for me!
13:02I'm gonna go too!
13:03Run!
13:03Run!
13:04Oh!
13:04I'm fast!
13:06I'm fast!
13:06Catch me if you can!
13:08Huh?
13:09Careful, puppy!
13:10Ah!
13:11Oh!
13:12Darn!
13:13Hey, silly dog!
13:14Look what you did!
13:16Me?
13:16What?
13:17Don't bother somewhere else!
13:19Hey, dummy!
13:20That's animal abuse!
13:22How dare you, Wicca Puppy!
13:23Ah!
13:24God!
13:24Ugh!
13:25I'm feeling a little strange!
13:27Welcome!
13:28Be grateful you got leggy!
13:30Ah!
13:30A shark!
13:31He tried to attack me!
13:33Bad shark!
13:34Looks like this'll end sooner than planned!
13:37Why didn't I try this before?
13:39Hey!
13:39That's my toy!
13:40Let it go, fatty!
13:43Find another one!
13:44Selfish dog!
13:45Hey, come back here!
13:46Ow!
13:49I found a better toy!
13:51Hey!
13:51I like that one more!
13:53If you want it, go get it!
13:55Man!
13:56I can't believe this is my first time chasing a ball!
13:58This is fun!
13:59Shall we take the next step?
14:06Ow!
14:06Hey!
14:07Sorry I have to do this!
14:10Let go of me, fleabag!
14:12Stop kissing my dick!
14:14That should be me!
14:15Ugh!
14:16And I don't ever want to see you again!
14:19Disgusting!
14:20Now, where were we?
14:21Our first kiss, darling!
14:22That was a good kiss!
14:26Ow!
14:26Ugh!
14:27Why did you do that?
14:28Huh?
14:29We're compatible!
14:31I don't think so!
14:32Hey!
14:33Don't run away!
14:34And Tom Tom?
14:35He's been missing for a while!
14:37Ugh!
14:38You're so fluffy!
14:39Somebody help me!
14:41Espresso-na!
14:43Maybe you need to exercise!
14:45A lion wants to attack me!
14:47I caught you!
14:48Two birds with one stone, and I think that's it!
14:50I completed my mission!
14:52Ha!
14:53That's mine!
14:54Do you have something to tell us?
14:56Nosey cat!
14:58Take this and stop bothering me!
15:01All right!
15:01I accept!
15:04Fish!
15:05Finally a decent meal!
15:06Let me go!
15:08Excuse me!
15:09I'ma show this to my master!
15:12Hmm...
15:13I think we should follow him!
15:15Come on, friends!
15:16We'll catch him!
15:18Wait for me!
15:19I wanna go too!
15:21Here we go!
15:23Good boy!
15:24There he is!
15:25The villain of this story!
15:26Look at him!
15:27You found me, but you won't stop me!
15:30Watch out!
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh!
15:33My eyes!
15:34Ah!
15:35Help!
15:35That's any friends!
15:37Stay back, beast!
15:39Ah!
15:39Shit!
15:40How nice!
15:41You forgot about me, Chicken Terra!
15:43Ah!
15:44No!
15:45Now you're all under my control!
15:48I thought we were friends!
15:50I...
15:50I also consider you my friends!
15:52And he isn't!
15:54Stop laughing!
15:55Hey!
15:55Ah!
15:56It's the magic of friendship!
15:57That's it, Tong Tong!
15:59Whoa!
16:00You're a good friend!
16:01Oh, my gums!
16:02Get out of here!
16:04Get out of here!
16:08And the finishing!
16:10Touch!
16:11Nice try!
16:12My turn!
16:13You know what, Master!
16:15That's it!
16:16Run!
16:17Far away and never come back!
16:22Goodbye forever!
16:24Mission accomplished!
16:26Huh?
16:26And now what's happening?
16:28Savages!
16:29I've got you now!
16:31Oh, darn!
16:32Don't lose motivation, friends!
16:34Yeah!
16:34Huh?
16:35Friends, I think we're being watched!
16:37Ah!
16:38Aren't you just saying that just to scare us?
16:40I mean it!
16:41I think it's the deer!
16:43The deer?
16:44Ah!
16:45Oh, no!
16:46What's that noise?
16:47It's coming, isn't it?
16:48And it's going to attack us!
16:50It's just a dumb deer!
16:52Huh?
16:53Hmm?
16:53Ah!
16:54Run!
16:55Powered!
16:55You're back!
16:56Chicken!
16:57I thought bears were cute!
17:00Well, you were wrong!
17:01When will he get tired?
17:03I don't want...
17:04Ah!
17:05No!
17:06There it is!
17:06There I go!
17:08You have no escape now!
17:10Goodbye, friends!
17:11No!
17:12Run!
17:13Huh?
17:14I'll take care of protecting you, Brain Rots!
17:17Stay here!
17:18This area's safe!
17:19Wait!
17:20Weren't you evil?
17:21Do I look like it?
17:23No need to pretend!
17:24Take Trollero!
17:25You can eat him if you want!
17:27Eat him?
17:28But I already have food here!
17:30Food!
17:31The menu is varied!
17:33Is he friendly?
17:35Hmm...
17:35Don't be afraid, deer!
17:37I just want...
17:38Huh?
17:38Wait!
17:39Poor thing!
17:41You're a bad friend!
17:42This one looks delicious!
17:44I'll take this one!
17:46Want one?
17:47Ah!
17:48Damn!
17:49Now what?
17:49Step aside or face my best!
17:52Huh?
17:52Huh?
17:53All right, doggies!
17:55Want to play?
17:56Fetch!
17:57Run!
17:58Wait a minute!
17:59They're angry!
18:00That schnick is better!
18:03Good thing I started going to the gym!
18:05Oh, crap!
18:06Take my hand!
18:08I don't want to...
18:08I don't want to play anymore!
18:12Hey, woes!
18:13Leave my friends alone!
18:15Go back to howling at the moon!
18:16Or I'll deal with you!
18:19Dear!
18:20He saved us again!
18:22Think you're tough, huh?
18:24Dear?
18:24Ah!
18:25Ah!
18:26Come here!
18:28Damn wolf!
18:29He's hurt!
18:31Let's help him!
18:32My little leg!
18:33Huh?
18:34Don't come closer!
18:35I was just leaving!
18:36Calm down, dear!
18:37We'll help you!
18:38You're not afraid anymore?
18:40Come on!
18:41It wasn't necessary!
18:43I truly thank you!
18:44Thanks to you!
18:45I thought you would hurt me!
18:47Hurt you?
18:48Why would you think that?
18:50In the past...
18:51I was a caring dear!
18:53Don't cry, little squirrel!
18:55Mommy!
18:56Daddy!
18:57Where are you?
18:58I'll take you to your parents, little one!
19:01Don't worry!
19:01But I was misunderstood!
19:04Thank you, dear!
19:05Goodbye!
19:06They feared me!
19:08You'll see, monster!
19:10And they attacked me while I slept!
19:12Stay away from her!
19:14And since then, I've lived hidden!
19:17You're a hero, dear!
19:18Do you really mean it?
19:20How about a group hug?
19:22Come here, friend!
19:24My head!
19:25You're nothing but an ugly monster!
19:28I'm sorry!
19:29Don't be sorry, dear!
19:30Don't hurt me!
19:32Come back!
19:33I'll go back to Heidi!
19:34Wait!
19:34And I'll better come out again!
19:36He just wanted affection!
19:37He needs to be alone!
19:40Honestly, I'm not hungry anymore!
19:42You're a first-class chef, friend!
19:44Did you hear that?
19:46The wolves are bad!
19:47I'll take care of those beasts!
19:50Um...
19:51Oh...
19:51Come on, wolfies!
19:53Where are you?
19:54Did you miss us?
19:57What are you doing?
19:58Ballerina, maybe you should handle this!
20:01Come here, cowards!
20:02Run for your lives!
20:05Whoa, stop!
20:06Damn!
20:07Free fall!
20:08This time, I won't let you escape!
20:11I love you, friend!
20:13No!
20:16And who will be next?
20:19We're not afraid of you, dear!
20:21I'm the king of this forest!
20:24Whoever breaks my law will pay dearly!
20:28Try hitting me again, dear!
20:29Why don't you go back to your hiding spot?
20:36My head!
20:37Lift him up!
20:38Friends!
20:39Don't fight anymore!
20:41I must, Ballerina!
20:44Watch out!
20:48Dear!
20:49I can't see anything from here!
20:51I'll go find him!
20:53Let's go down!
20:55Where are you, friend?
20:56I'll get you out of here!
20:59Is he alright, Trollularo?
21:02He's weak, friends!
21:04Can you hear us?
21:06Can you speak?
21:07It's time for me to say goodbye!
21:08Thank you for letting me be your friend!
21:11Oh dear!
21:13We'll always remember you!
21:16You were a kind being, dear!
21:19I'll tell everyone about you!
21:21Help!
21:22Isaac!
21:22I'll try to share it with you!
21:26My friend!
21:27I'll be back and forth!
21:35Go ahead and see what else'så®ę!
21:37Oh dear!
21:38I'll tell you!
21:38Go ahead and see if you are atrial level!
21:38In Stugging up!
21:39On My head andeker!
21:39Go!
21:40Go ahead and see!
21:41Go ahead and see you!
21:41Go ahead and see you!
21:42Go ahead and see you!
21:44Go ahead and see you!
21:45Go ahead and see!