Goosebumps S01E03 The Cuckoo Clock of Doom

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01:30Who's there?

01:37Who's there?

02:07Who's there?

02:37You're awkward, you crudge.

02:38What's your problem, Tara?

02:40What have I ever done to you?

02:44That's it!

02:48I've had it!

02:49I'm back here!

02:57Michael!

02:58Michael!

02:59He won't leave me alone.

03:01What?

03:02She's the one.

03:03She's always doing this to me.

03:06He's lying.

03:08Michael, what are you doing with that?

03:10I want that cleaned up, and you, too.

03:18I got you good.

03:20Almost as good as at your party.

03:22Hey!

03:38Gosh, Henry, I wonder if it's a CD.

03:40Go Josh the football.

03:42Awesome.

03:47Thanks, Mona.

03:49I don't have this one.

03:51Of course not.

03:52You said it was lame, and he threw it out.

03:54But now he'll probably like it, now that he's in love.

03:58Michael, can you give me a hand with a cake?

04:09Mom, I don't want Tara my party.

04:11She's ruining it.

04:12Well, your friends seem to find her very entertaining.

04:14Yeah, but it's my party.

04:15Michael, take this inside.

04:16I'll go get some candles, and you can make a wish.

04:18I already did make a wish, but Tara the terrible is still here.

04:21Hey, Michael, aren't you supposed to serve your guests first?

04:45I've got it, kids.

04:46I've been wanting this for a long, long time.

04:54A clock.

04:56An ugly clock.

04:58Ah, a magical clock.

05:01Magical?

05:02That's what Anthony at the antique store said.

05:05Hey, Dad, what are these numbers for?

05:07They tell the years.

05:08Hey, cool.

05:09Don't touch it.

05:11How can a clock be magical?

05:13Well, the legend is that a strange old man built the clock over a hundred years ago,

05:19and he put a magical spell on it.

05:22But they say whoever discovers the magic must beware.

05:29Whoa!

05:30Oh!

05:34Seems to work fine.

05:35Anthony said there was something wrong with the clock, but he wouldn't tell me what it was.

05:38Yeah, Tara, stop that.

05:40Now, listen, I don't want either of you to put a finger on this clock, all right?

05:47Yes, Daddy.

05:51Come here.

06:01Tara?

06:03Yes, Daddy?

06:04I thought I told you not to touch this.

06:07If I find that there's anything broken on this clock, you're in serious trouble.

06:12Yes!

06:13Yes!

06:34No!

06:43No!

06:44No!

06:44Oh!

06:57No!

06:58No!

06:59Oh, my God.

07:29Have fun explaining this one, Tara.

07:59Dad, how's the clock?

08:08What's going on? My birthday was three days ago.

08:11I get to go to your party.

08:14All right, real funny joke.

08:16Michael, will you tell me what you want for breakfast?

08:18Because your friends are going to be here soon, and I still have to pick up the cake.

08:21All right, guys, the joke's over.

08:25What joke?

08:31Gosh, Henry, I wonder if it's a CD.

08:33No, Josh, it's a football.

08:34Awesome. Thanks, Mona. I don't have this one.

08:44Of course not. You said it was lame, and he threw it out.

08:48But now he'll probably like it, now that he's in love.

08:51This is all too weird. Everything's happening all over again.

09:00Michael, can you give me a hand with the cake?

09:02The cake? Tara!

09:04Not this time.

09:08Michael, will you take this inside?

09:10I'll go get the candles, and then you can make a wish.

09:18What's happening to me?

09:19Maybe I'm losing my mind.

09:24Whoa!

09:32Hey, Michael, aren't you still most of us here to guess first?

09:40Enough, Michael. You've been going on about this all day.

09:44I'm telling you, I'm caught in a time warp.

09:48He doesn't feel warm.

09:50I'm not sick.

09:51I'm sorry you didn't like your birthday.

09:53I didn't like it twice.

09:57Look, you guys gotta believe me.

09:58I woke up, and it was three days ago.

10:02Michael, try to get some sleep, okay?

10:04You're gonna feel a lot better in the morning.

10:06Like I always say, tomorrow's another day.

10:10You better be.

10:25Mom!

10:27Mom!

10:28Mom!

10:40Oh, my God.

11:10What is it, sweetie?

11:12Are you having bad dreams?

11:14Oh, I know what it is.

11:15You're just excited because it's your birthday tomorrow.

11:19Oh, actually, it is tomorrow already.

11:21Happy birthday, Mikey.

11:23My big boy is six years old.

11:25Six?

11:34What do you want me, little buddy?

11:37Hair!

11:37I can't be six.

11:41I'm 12.

11:43Of course, you're six.

11:45No, I'm 12.

11:47Honey, it's his birthday.

11:49Let him be 12 if he wants.

11:50Wait a minute.

11:51If I'm six, where's Tara?

11:53Tara?

11:54Who's Tara?

11:55Oh, Tara.

11:58He has an invisible friend.

11:59Tell me, Mikey, what does Tara look like?

12:10Tara's gone.

12:12Disappeared.

12:13That means I'm next.

12:15Michael, close my office door and get back into bed.

12:18Time's going backwards.

12:21What an imagination.

12:21I think we've got a writer on our hands.

12:23That'd make a great science fiction story, son.

12:25Time going backwards.

12:27Backwards.

12:28The cuckoo's head.

12:30That must be it.

12:31I gotta turn it back around.

12:32Michael?

12:33Michael?

12:33It's gone.

12:39The cuckoo clock is gone.

12:47The cuckoo clock is gone.

12:49What cuckoo clock?

12:50We don't have a cuckoo clock.

12:52Oh, stupid.

12:54Don't call your father stupid.

12:56Not him, me.

12:57Dad's not gonna buy the clock for another six years.

13:01He's delirious.

13:03The antique store.

13:04That's where it is.

13:05I gotta get there.

13:06The only place you have to go is to bed, young man.

13:09It's late.

13:10And the last thing we need is a grumpy birthday boy.

13:17Hey, birthday boy.

13:20How about a giraffe?

13:22I'm a 12-year-old mine trapped in a 6-year-old body.

13:26How about an octopus?

13:30It was.

13:32Well, my time's up.

13:34What's wrong, Michael?

13:35I gotta get out of here.

13:37I gotta get downtown to the antique store.

13:39What's an antique?

13:40I'm getting younger by the day.

13:43But it's your birthday.

13:44You're getting older.

13:45You don't understand.

13:47Today, I'm six.

13:48Tomorrow, I may be nothing.

13:50When you're nothing, can I have your presents?

13:52You can have them all right now.

13:54Just don't tell my mom where I'm going.

13:56I'm busting out of here.

13:57Michael, where are you going?

13:58Never mind.

13:59Presents!

14:06Hey, kid.

14:08You got the time?

14:08Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

14:32Oh, no.

14:33No!

14:33Oh, Dad.

14:45Your friend said you'd be here.

14:47What's the matter with you, Michael, running away from your party like that?

14:50Dad!

14:51You know you're not allowed down here by yourself.

14:54I'm very angry with you.

14:55I gotta get to the clock.

14:57It's very, very important.

14:59I don't even want to discuss it.

15:00I'm very disappointed in you.

15:01Come on.

15:03We're going home before your mother worries us off to death.

15:12I don't care.

15:13You can keep all your small dogs.

15:15You keep all your black, white, brown, and spotted dogs.

15:18I'll keep Clifford.

15:20Wouldn't you?

15:21The end.

15:24Read me another, Dad.

15:25Please, Dad.

15:26Just one more.

15:28Come on, please.

15:29It's time for lights out.

15:30Yeah.

15:30Oh, is he still awake?

15:34He's afraid to go to sleep.

15:35Michael, I want you to stop it with this time travel business.

15:39You're not going to disappear.

15:42Tara did.

15:43Stop with this Tara.

15:44Who's Tara?

15:46Honey, maybe if you just read him one more story, it'll calm him down.

15:50I've been reading for two solid hours.

15:52Mom, Dad, don't argue over me.

15:55It's not worth it.

15:56I'm not going to be here much longer anyhow.

15:58Oh, he doesn't seem to be warm.

16:06Listen, buddy, I'll leave your nightlight on.

16:09Try, please, to go to sleep.

16:13Everything's going to be just fine.

16:15Good night, son.

16:16Not good night.

16:17Goodbye.

16:18Bye.

16:18I'm alive.

16:33Wait a minute.

16:35Spinning dinosaurs?

16:40What's that smell?

16:42Oh, no.

16:46Uh-oh.

16:48Does Mikey need his diaper changed?

16:50I'll just explain to her.

16:51I have to get to the antique store.

16:54Oh, great.

16:56I hope you're not running a fever.

16:59Hmm.

17:00Where's she going?

17:02Maybe I should check your temperature.

17:05Oh, no.

17:05Here we go.

17:06Anything but that.

17:07Hey, what's with my little man?

17:12His temperature's normal.

17:14How would my little buddy like to go for a nice walk downtown?

17:18Wait a minute.

17:19We could be on to something.

17:21Yeah.

17:22Maybe do some window shopping.

17:24Getting warmer.

17:25Take a look in that antique store.

17:28Bingo!

17:29What do you think, hon?

17:30Let's not go to Anthony's.

17:31What?

17:32Well, I like Anthony's.

17:33What's wrong with Anthony's?

17:34Yeah, what's wrong with Anthony's?

17:35Anthony charges an arm and a leg.

17:38So give him an arm and a leg.

17:40Hmm.

17:41Maybe we shouldn't go anywhere.

17:43He's getting fussy.

17:45How's this?

17:48Oh, he's fine.

17:50Hurry up.

17:51Time's running out.

17:52Let's go to Anthony's.

17:53We're just going to walk.

17:56Let's go.

17:57Let's go.

18:01Racing around the corner.

18:04Hey, Mom.

18:05Oh, look at all this stuff, Mike.

18:10Yeah.

18:10Oh, hi, Anthony.

18:11Where's the clock?

18:12I've got to find that clock.

18:14Hi.

18:14Uh, Anthony.

18:15Cuckoo.

18:16Get some tables.

18:18They're right up here.

18:20Great.

18:21How much are they, Anthony?

18:22I'm a lot of yours.

18:23One minute left.

18:24Here we go.

18:26I know.

18:33Wow.

18:37I know.

18:37How much are they?

18:38I know.

18:40I know.

18:42Clumsy fool.

19:06I would like that if it wasn't so good.

19:12There's something in her life that's behind her.

19:31Franklin, baby!

19:33Michael!

19:37Michael, how many times have I told you to stay away from this clock?

19:49You're 12 years old.

19:51Act like it.

19:54I am...

19:55I am 12!

19:56I'm 12!

19:57Dad!

19:58Mwah!

19:59I love you!

20:00I love you!

20:01Well, I love you too, but keep your hands off my cuckoo.

20:05Okay, guys, lunch is ready.

20:08Mom.

20:09Mom.

20:10I love you.

20:11Oh, my.

20:12I'll get Tara.

20:13Who's Tara?

20:15Who's Tara?

20:31Michael!

20:32Come here.

20:33I think I found the flaw. Look, the year 1988 is missing.

20:47That's the year Tara would have been born.

20:50Who's Tara?

20:52Nobody, Dad. Nobody.

20:54Come and eat you nut.

20:57Yeah, I'll be there in a second.

21:00So Tara has never been born.

21:03I suppose there's some way to go back in time and get her, right?

21:08I guess I probably ought to do that.

21:10And I will.

21:12One of these days.

21:13One of these days.

21:14One of these days.

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