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Goosebumps S01E07 Phantom Of The Auditorium
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00:28Textning Stina Hedin www.btistudios.com
00:46This house
00:48You will beware
00:52You're in for a scare
01:03I'd like to meet the guy who said dogs are a man's best friend
01:09Get away, leave me alone, dumb dogs
01:14This isn't the first time this has happened either
01:16Every time these mutts see me, they start chasing me like I have a pocket full of liver
01:21It's humiliating
01:24Hear me wheezing?
01:25It's because I have these stupid allergies
01:27The doctor said no running
01:29It's easy for him to say
01:31He doesn't have a pack of slobbering hounds running after him all the time
01:43I hope no one saw me
01:44I must look like a real jerk
01:49Well, I guess I should look at the bright side
01:51Dogs can't climb trees
01:55Ha ha, try and get me now
02:02So much for the bright side
02:13Nice doggies, go home doggies
02:15Go on, get out of here
02:17That's Lily, my best friend
02:19Beat it
02:20She's pretty cool, you know, for a girl
02:22She always wears this gold coin around her neck
02:25And she has the wickedest eyes
02:27One is brown and the other is blue
02:30You okay?
02:31Yeah, thanks
02:32I wish I knew what's up with those dogs
02:35I don't know, Larry
02:36Maybe they smell your fear
02:38Gee, thanks
02:39Like I needed to hear that
02:41Lily and I are in a rock band with our friends Jared and Manny
02:44And we practice in the garage of an empty house
02:48It seems like there's a lot of empty houses in our neighborhood lately
02:52The Duncans used to live here
02:53They moved out so fast
02:55They didn't even bother to shut off the electricity
02:58Believe me
02:58If the Duncans would have heard our band
03:00They would have moved out even faster
03:08Keyboard solo
03:12Jared
03:14Jared
03:16Jared
03:17Jared
03:18Jared
03:19What?
03:21The song's over
03:22Oh, hey, didn't we sound great?
03:25We sound terrible
03:26What do you mean?
03:27Didn't you hear my keyboard solo?
03:29That was the problem
03:30We did
03:32We were pretty bad
03:33And we had an audition coming up next week for our first gig
03:36At some kid's birthday party
03:38But then something happened
03:40Which made dogs, allergies, and lousy bands seem like small potatoes
03:44Hey, check this out
03:46Instant 10
03:46Gives you an instant 10
03:48Hey, cool
03:49I'm gonna try some
03:51Me too
03:54Cool
03:54We'll all be bronze gods for the audition
03:57We can say we played a concert in Hawaii
03:59You guys are stupid
04:00You don't even know where that stuff came from
04:03Harry Larry
04:04King of the Wimps
04:05Don't call me that
04:06Which one?
04:07Harry Larry or King of the Wimps?
04:09If you're blonde hair and a tan
04:11You'd look great
04:14Think?
04:14Definitely
04:23All right
04:26Hey, look at this
04:27This stuff's old
04:29It says caution
04:30Do not use Ocum 1991
04:32It does
04:36My skin
04:38Look, my skin
04:41Paper towel
04:43Psych
04:47You're gonna pay
04:49Come on, come on, guys
04:51We gotta practice
04:53Back off
04:54Back off
04:55Back off
04:57I know
04:57I'll cry
05:01Larry?
05:07You've been running again
05:08Haven't you, Larry?
05:12There
05:13That didn't hurt, did it?
05:16Not at all
05:17Why did he need another injection so soon?
05:20It wasn't due until next week
05:20Well, you see
05:22If he gets too overheated
05:24It tends to aggravate his allergies
05:25You mean it's getting worse?
05:27No need to panic yet
05:28Let's just wait and see
05:33In the meantime
05:35You try to slow down a bit, fella
05:51Boy, Jasper
05:52I think it was that instant tan
05:54That made me feel sick
05:55But I can't tell Mom and Dad
05:57They'd kill me if they knew
05:58I was using some old stuff
05:59I found in a garage
06:05Stupid tanning lotion
06:06I actually think
06:07I'm getting whiter
06:13What's your problem?
06:26What have I done to myself?
06:29Larry, are you all right in there?
06:31Fine
06:31No problem
06:32Well, then get to bed
06:34The doctor said you should rest
06:36Mom, do we have any hair remover?
06:39Hair remover?
06:41Never mind
06:49Larry?
06:50Are you almost done in there?
06:52Almost
06:54Well, could you just hand me out my razor?
06:59Can a guy get some privacy?
07:05Geez
07:07Bite my head off
07:18Lily!
07:19Hey, Lily!
07:21Wait up!
07:22Lily!
07:23Hey, I was gonna call you
07:24You wanna have dinner at my house tonight?
07:26Are your parents gonna be there?
07:28Of course
07:29Of course
07:30I guess so
07:32Listen, Lily, did you-
07:34Paige, talk to Manny about today's practice?
07:35I thought you were gonna call him
07:37He's not answering the phone
07:38I called three times
07:40I think we should stop by there
07:41Sure
07:47Hey, Lily
07:48Did you notice anything last night?
07:51Where you rubbed that instant tan on?
07:53I mean, like, uh, involving hair
07:55Hair?
07:56What do you mean?
07:58I mean hair, you know
07:59Like, where you don't expect to see it
08:01Are you growing some unexpected hair?
08:03No, are you?
08:04No, are you?
08:05No, I just thought maybe you-
08:07By what?
08:08Growing hair in weird places
08:09Never mind
08:10Harry Larry
08:11Hair on his head, hair on his mind
08:13Always worried about how he looks
08:15Don't call me Harry Larry, I hate that
08:17Don't get all sensitive
08:18I was just joking
08:19It was pretty embarrassing
08:21Talking to a girl about body hair
08:23Even if she was my best friend
08:25Maybe I could tell Manny
08:27He used that instant tan stuff
08:29Maybe he was having the same problem
08:39Sitting here ringing this thing
08:41Doesn't even work
08:45Manny?
08:50Whoa
08:51This is strange
08:55It looks like they moved
08:57Did he say anything to you?
08:59No, but you know Manny
09:04Manny?
09:06Anyone?
09:07Larry, come here
09:13That's weird
09:15I wonder if his clothes are still here
09:22And I know
09:24We were looking for Manny
09:26Manny who?
09:27Manny Hernandez
09:29He lives here
09:30Not anymore
09:31This place is for sale
09:33And I am the one who's selling it
09:34Now run along
09:37Unless of course you've got enough money
09:38For a down payment
09:39Then you can hang out all you like
09:43No?
09:44Then get out of here
09:48Later at Lily's house
09:49We talked about Manny's strange disappearance
09:53Well, I don't know about strange
09:54Maybe Manny's father was transferred
09:57Pass the corn there
09:58Thank you, Larry
09:58You'd think he'd say goodbye
10:00Plus why would he leave all his stuff?
10:03Oh, thank you
10:04We had an audition coming up and everything
10:06Well, you know Manny
10:09Pass that tuna loaf, please, Larry
10:14Oh, is the dish too hot?
10:16Did you burn yourself?
10:17Let me see that hand
10:18Uh, I'm fine
10:26Whoa
10:29Cornworms
10:29Deadly
10:31Fresh piece
10:42Where's the bathroom?
10:44Are you okay, Larry?
10:46I'm fine
10:49I told you
10:50Tuna loaf's no good after the third day
11:04Oh
11:06Doesn't anybody shave in this house?
11:09Larry?
11:11What's wrong?
11:13I'm fine
11:14I'll be right there
11:15Yeah, I was fine, alright
11:17If you don't mind having arms like Bigfoot
11:19I decided I'd better get out of here
11:21Any way I could
11:23But guess what?
11:27Stupid dogs again
11:29I couldn't believe it
11:30Larry, what are you doing in there?
11:34Uh
11:36Be right there
11:37Uh
11:38What's for dessert?
11:40Dessert?
11:41Was that lame or what?
11:44We have a nice tapioca
11:46Where's the mint ice cream?
11:47Here were my choices
11:49Total embarrassment
11:50For a pack of savage dogs
11:56Larry, if this is a mod
11:58Don't worry
11:59We've got plenty more
12:00And tapioca
12:03I hate tapioca
12:06I couldn't face the embarrassment of tapioca
12:09So I jumped
12:12The dogs took off after me
12:13But I lost them
12:19Then I raced home
12:24I had to check and see if there was hair growing anywhere else
12:29None on my chest
12:33None on my back
12:34And now
12:35My legs
12:48Larry, what happened?
12:51Look
12:57Hold on
13:01Sorry to get you out of bed, Lyle
13:02No problem at all
13:03I knew I should have told you about the instant tan the first time I saw the hair
13:09I was stupid
13:10I never should have put it on
13:12I don't think the tanning lotion had anything to do with it
13:15Really?
13:16That's unlikely
13:17If tanning lotion could grow hair, we'd have a cure for baldness
13:21So what is causing it?
13:23Oh, it's probably some sort of skin irritation
13:27It'll be gone before you know it
13:28Could it be nerves, Doc?
13:31Yes, Larry has a band audition coming up
13:35Yes, yes
13:36Yes, that's probably it
13:40The nervous system can do incredible things under stress
13:43I guess you just have to take it a little easier, right, Larry?
13:46I guess so
13:48Thanks, Doc
13:49Anytime
13:58There was something weird about the way my parents and the doctor were acting
14:02All I could hope was that the hair would be gone by morning
14:09Hi, Jasper
14:20Don't scare me like that
14:28Not again
14:29Go away
14:31Get
14:31Get away
14:32Go
14:34Wait a minute
14:37Come here
14:41Come here
14:41Come here, girl
14:42Come here
14:47That's just like lilies
14:52Those eyes
14:55Lily
14:59Come here
15:00Come here, girl
15:01Come back
15:08Hi, Mrs. Sternball
15:09Going on a trip
15:12Is, uh, Lily here?
15:14You must have the wrong house
15:15There's no one here named Lily
15:16But Lily lives here
15:20Listen to what I'm telling you
15:22There is no Lily
15:25Forget about her
15:36You better go
15:36But Lily is
15:37Go
15:41Go
15:55Mom
15:56Dad
15:56Something weird's happening
15:58I saw Lily
15:59I think she's a dog
16:01Oh, hi, Larry
16:02Didn't you hear me?
16:03How was practice?
16:05You're not listening
16:06I saw this dog
16:07It had eyes just like Lily
16:09And it was wearing Lily's gold coin
16:10That's silly
16:11Gold coins are not uncommon
16:13And lots of dogs have different colored eyes
16:15No, it's too weird
16:17Her parents
16:17They wouldn't even admit they knew anyone named Lily
16:21That's ridiculous
16:23You must have misunderstood
16:24I didn't misunderstand anything
16:26Larry
16:27I know what I heard
16:28I know what I saw
16:29It's that instant tan
16:31It has to be
16:31Dr. Merkin's hiding something, isn't he?
16:34How about some roast beef?
16:36I don't want food
16:37I want answers
16:40Larry, don't run
16:41Watch out for cars
16:47I couldn't believe it
16:49I felt like I was going crazy
16:50What were my mom and dad hiding?
16:53Could Lily really be a dog?
16:55I felt so mixed up
16:57I wanted Lily back and Manny
16:58Felt so alone
17:00It didn't make any sense
17:02But I kept thinking
17:02It had something to do with that instant tan
17:05I wasn't sure exactly what
17:07I'd put that stuff on my face
17:08Maybe it was seeping through my pores
17:10Affecting my brain
17:12I went to the garage where our band practiced
17:14I wanted to talk to Jared
17:16Maybe he could help me find that lotion
17:18Get it tested
17:19Figure some way out of this mess
17:25It's about time
17:26I was so freaked out
17:28I'd forgotten about the audition
17:30And that's when I saw the dog
17:34Jared?
17:36It sounded like him
17:39Could it be?
17:44Suddenly the little kid ran to his father
17:46Like he was scared of me or something
17:49Then I saw why
17:51The hair
17:53It was back
17:59What's wrong?
18:01What's happening to me?
18:10Mom!
18:11Dad!
18:17Come on in here, Larry
18:21We're sorry, Larry
18:22We really wanted it to work out
18:26Want a cookie?
18:35Hello!
18:37Get a clue?
18:38How about a steak?
18:41Dr. Merkin said
18:42His appetite might be affected
18:46Poor Larry
18:47He's had a hard day
18:51Yummy, yummy
18:52Ah, I guess it's better than nothing
18:54Atta boy
19:07Now this seems familiar
19:10Well, mom and dad
19:11The Boyds
19:12Explained to me what happened
19:14Excuse me
19:14I like to snack
19:20Hey guys
19:21Anyway
19:22Mr. and Mrs. Boyd came here
19:24To be part of Dr. Merkin's project
19:25He learned how to turn dogs
19:27Into humans
19:28That's why I got those shots
19:29Every two weeks
19:30But I'm back to my old stuff now
19:32Lily, Manny, and Jared
19:34Come over all the time
19:35We have fun
19:36Chasing cars
19:37Barking with strangers
19:39Scratching in public
19:40All the cool stuff
19:41You don't get to do
19:42When you're human
19:44Uh-oh
19:44I know that car
19:47It's Dr. Merkin
19:50What's he doing here?
19:53What's he doing here?
20:05It's okay, Larry
20:06Dr. Merkin isn't here
20:07To see you
20:09That's right
20:10I'm through with dogs
20:13Oh, look
20:15She's smiling
20:18What a good little girl
20:20Yes, you are
20:21You're a good little girl
20:24Welcome to your new home
20:25Jasper
20:27Jasper?
20:28The cat?
20:29My Jasper?
20:36Come on in
20:42Here we go again
21:07I ain't come here
21:08I ain't been here
21:15You know, Ryan
21:17I ain't been here
21:21You're a good little girl
21:22Ain't
21:22I ain't
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