- 6 months ago
Revenge Of Xxl Wife
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00:00:00excuse me hey what do you think you're doing get out of here hi I'm here to
00:00:13surprise my husband you have a husband yeah I do he's been on a business trip
00:00:19for three months now I haven't seen him I heard from his assistant that we're
00:00:27staying here tonight so and and I'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to
00:00:36surprise me so I wanted to surprise him first if you want to surprise your
00:00:42husband get a gym membership lady beat up before we call security can I stay
00:00:55please
00:01:01he's gonna love this
00:01:10surprise what how the fuck did you get in here
00:01:21how the fuck did you get in here
00:01:24so sorry Luke I thought you wanted to surprise me
00:01:27honey what's going on
00:01:34surprise what a surprise
00:01:44Luke who is she what is she doing here what do you think you fool
00:01:49she's not getting it we'll have to spell it out for her darling Luke and I just
00:01:58had the most amazing sex on that bed and we came back here for
00:02:04this
00:02:11this
00:02:15look
00:02:19look
00:02:20tell me she's lying she's lying
00:02:22she's lying
00:02:23does this look like a lie to you
00:02:28no no you can't do this I'm your wife
00:02:30hey watch your tone I didn't invite you here you asked for it
00:02:35Luke baby we gotta get going the banquet is about to begin
00:02:40banquet
00:02:44oh
00:02:46she doesn't know
00:02:48my company just went public
00:02:51I'm now officially a billionaire
00:02:53your company went public and you didn't tell me
00:02:55I didn't tell you because it's none of your business
00:02:57why don't you go eat a salad or something you look pathetic
00:03:00you look pathetic
00:03:08hey
00:03:09Luke
00:03:30excuse me
00:03:37uh one minute
00:03:39oh my god it's him
00:03:42who
00:03:43the billionaire Mr. Raphael
00:03:44god he's so hot
00:03:49i heard he's the secret owner of this hotel
00:03:54oh my god it is him
00:03:56he owns like all of LA
00:03:58and
00:04:03is that
00:04:04excuse me
00:04:17excuse me
00:04:18where is the nexus enterprise banquet happening
00:04:21down the hall
00:04:22in the state ballroom
00:04:23thank you
00:04:24oh my god
00:04:35Luke Moss is gonna be so rich
00:04:38taking nexus public is genius
00:04:41if only he were single
00:04:43oh my god speaking of isn't that his wife?
00:04:47sure is
00:04:48she's looking straight up disgusting
00:04:49where is he?
00:04:50how could he do that in public?
00:04:51i'm his wife
00:04:52hi
00:04:53can i help you?
00:04:54no thanks i'm looking for my husband
00:04:55your husband here?
00:04:56you do realize this is a high class event right?
00:05:03luke moss is my husband
00:05:05luke luke
00:05:06luke
00:05:16luke
00:05:17luke
00:05:18luke
00:05:19luke
00:05:20right
00:05:21and i'm the president of the united states
00:05:24beat it
00:05:25no
00:05:26get out of my way
00:05:27hey
00:05:28hey get out of here
00:05:29hey get out of here
00:05:30get your hand off me
00:05:39get off me
00:05:41get off me
00:05:43you're a disgrace
00:05:47why are you doing this to me?
00:05:50i can't believe my son marries such a gross slime ball like you
00:05:55you not only brought shame to yourself but to my son and my family
00:05:59Mom, don't waste your energy on her.
00:06:03Luke, I'm your wife! Why are you treating me like I'm trash?
00:06:10But you are trash, and you deserve it. You thought my son would stay with someone like you?
00:06:16Oh no, he's leveled up. Not only is he now a billionaire, but he also has a real high-value woman. Gorgeous and smart.
00:06:27Thank you, Bunny. But he's been leveled up for a while now. Three years and counting.
00:06:35You've been together for three years? Ouch.
00:06:41That's how long we've been married.
00:06:47My uncle, just say something, please.
00:06:51Don't touch my man.
00:06:53Hey, don't touch my man.
00:06:55Luke, I'm begging you. Don't do this. Please don't do this.
00:07:03Okay, I'll give you a chance.
00:07:06What?
00:07:07I'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before I call security.
00:07:14It's official, Maddie.
00:07:16Our marriage is over.
00:07:26Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:30Before you go, here.
00:07:32There's a quarter of a mil on it. Why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good, will you?
00:07:42So this is what our three-year marriage means to you?
00:07:45Relax. Fine.
00:07:47It's another quarter of a mil. Just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house.
00:07:59I mean, my house ever again.
00:08:02Nope and nope.
00:08:06Blimpy butterball isn't worth a nickel.
00:08:08What did you call me?
00:08:10Yeah, that's what we call you.
00:08:12You didn't know that?
00:08:14Oh, one more thing.
00:08:16The ring. Hand it over.
00:08:18What?
00:08:20The ring. Hand it over.
00:08:22What?
00:08:24The wedding ring. Give it back. That emerald ring belonged to my mother.
00:08:30My wedding ring?
00:08:32Are you deaf?
00:08:33News flash, you've been dumped. Give it to me.
00:08:36No.
00:08:38Hey.
00:08:39Get off me!
00:08:41How dare you?
00:08:43Are you crazy?
00:08:49You crazy bitch.
00:08:51Get the fuck out of here.
00:08:56Now.
00:08:57Fine.
00:08:59I'll leave.
00:09:01But just when you wait,
00:09:03I'm going to get back at you.
00:09:05I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
00:09:08All of you.
00:09:10Just give me the ring now.
00:09:16Here, Livia. This belongs to you.
00:09:21The Giants of Dark
00:09:31Whooo look at this little lady we got here.
00:09:46Little?
00:09:49you mean a little too big you ask me you know we got a name for your kind
00:09:55gorgeous yeah gorgeous big and gorgeous hey you two get off of her
00:10:07what the stay away from me holy cow who is this woman the cow that's what she is
00:10:12is yeah you better run and don't come back
00:10:20Maddie?
00:10:22Felix? Felix?
00:10:33is that really you? sure it is
00:10:36Felix it's you i've been seeing you since since we were kids yeah i i heard you were some sort of
00:10:46billionaire CEO now is it true it's true oh god you look like a billionaire now
00:10:58stop it but seriously i saw you at the banquet what happened oh no
00:11:05you were there oh my god that is so embarrassing
00:11:14what's going on what's going on is i'm a pathetic loser today was the worst day of my life
00:11:25everyone who i thought cared about me they actually hate me
00:11:32well then they don't deserve you look and don't say that about yourself i love you
00:11:41i love you i always have and when we were kids you were my best friend you don't even know how
00:11:47much i look up to you that's not true how could you i i'm a loser no one would ever want me
00:11:57wait do i disgust you no no no no i just needed to no you're good look i just called my assistant
00:12:14he's gonna come here any second we're gonna take you home okay home i don't have a home anymore my
00:12:22husband just dumped me oh god god help me can you help me well where to mr raphael get over here and
00:12:36help me oh okay okay uh kill kind of situation again let's do the couch
00:13:06get a blanket and some pillows now please
00:13:18oh it's good to see you maddie
00:13:43maddie
00:13:48meh what happened i just got back from my house and and and
00:14:03hey what are you doing with all my stuff get off me lady i'm just doing my job
00:14:17what are you doing here you that's what i should be saying to you get out of my house this instant
00:14:29your house your house not anymore what
00:14:41i thought we made it abundantly clear i'm divorcing you maddie and according to our prenup
00:14:49this house belongs to me
00:14:51what
00:14:53you can't do this to me this is my home
00:14:58yeah sorry about that but this is our home
00:15:01you recognize this we're getting married this weekend
00:15:15oh and don't forget to take all your shit otherwise we'll find your ass
00:15:19i lost everything including the house
00:15:34i have nowhere to go well him and her too
00:15:40you can stay here as long as you want
00:15:45really thank you felix
00:15:50do you have anything to eat
00:15:56help yourself
00:16:00okay wow you can put those down do you want a plate or bread
00:16:05i've got some cups if you want one
00:16:16men come on slow down
00:16:19welcome
00:16:20always said i ate too much
00:16:23that's why he hates me because i'm fat
00:16:29he divorced me
00:16:30hey hey what are you talking about look there's nothing wrong with being fat
00:16:42with a bigger body look there's nothing wrong with a bigger body everything's wrong
00:16:53oh my god
00:17:04i am such a gross pig
00:17:14what's this it's a book based on an ancient chinese diet therapy
00:17:20for losing weight
00:17:25it belonged to my mother
00:17:28so yeah she used to be a bit um
00:17:31a bit you know
00:17:35you can't say it felix
00:17:38fat
00:17:41a chinese friend of hers from work knew that she was struggling with her weight and gave her
00:17:45her this little booklet yeah thank you
00:17:52so she gave it a try
00:17:59and what happened here i'll show you
00:18:02what
00:18:12what
00:18:15she lost all that weight eating this
00:18:21hey hey hey where are you going
00:18:23oh my god
00:18:39oh my god
00:18:51my stomach
00:19:11have i lost any weight
00:19:14a little
00:19:21what about now have i lost much weight
00:19:31hmm
00:19:34some
00:19:52how about now did i lose any weight
00:19:54oh my god
00:20:00what what what's wrong
00:20:16excuse me
00:20:16hey what do you think you're doing
00:20:19get out of here
00:20:20hi i'm here to surprise my husband
00:20:24you have a husband
00:20:26yeah i do
00:20:27he's been on a business trip for
00:20:30three months now
00:20:32i haven't seen him
00:20:32i heard from his assistant that
00:20:36we're staying here tonight
00:20:37all right so
00:20:40and
00:20:41and i'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to surprise me
00:20:48so i wanted to surprise him first
00:20:50if you want to surprise your husband
00:20:52get a gym membership
00:20:55nice one
00:20:57lady beat it before we call security
00:21:00can i stay
00:21:05please
00:21:11he's gonna love this
00:21:12surprise
00:21:22what
00:21:29how the fuck did you get in here
00:21:32how the fuck did you get in here
00:21:34i'm so sorry luke i thought you wanted to surprise me
00:21:38honey
00:21:40what's going on
00:21:44surprise
00:21:46what a surprise
00:21:54luke who is she what is she doing here
00:21:58what do you think you fool
00:21:59she's not getting it
00:22:03we'll have to spell it out for her
00:22:05darling
00:22:07luke and i just had the most amazing sex
00:22:10on that bed
00:22:11and we came back here for
00:22:20this
00:22:21luke
00:22:30tell me
00:22:30she's lying
00:22:31she's lying
00:22:32does this look like a lie to you
00:22:37no no you can't do this i'm your wife
00:22:40hey
00:22:41watch your tone
00:22:43i didn't invite you here
00:22:44you asked for it
00:22:45luke baby
00:22:47we gotta get going
00:22:48the banquet is about to begin
00:22:51the banquet
00:22:54oh
00:22:56she doesn't know
00:22:58my company just went public
00:23:01i'm now officially a billionaire
00:23:03your company went public and you didn't tell me
00:23:06i didn't tell you because it's none of your business
00:23:08why don't you go eat a salad or something you look pathetic
00:23:17wait
00:23:19luke
00:23:21so
00:23:45you
00:23:46excuse me uh one minute oh my god it's him who the billionaire mr rafael
00:23:58god he's so hot
00:24:03i heard he's the secret owner of this hotel oh my god it is he owns like all of l.a and
00:24:13is that
00:24:16oh excuse me excuse me where is the nexus enterprise banquet happening down the hall
00:24:32in the state ballroom thank you
00:24:44oh my god luke moss is gonna be so rich taking nexus public is genius if only he were single
00:24:53oh my god speaking of isn't that his wife sure is she's looking straight up disgusting
00:25:05where is he how could he do that in public i'm his wife
00:25:11hi can i help you no thanks i'm looking for my husband your husband here uh you do realize this
00:25:20is a high class bent right luke moss is my husband luke luke oh right and i'm the president of the united
00:25:32states beat it no get out of my way hey hey get out of here hey get out of here
00:25:42ah what the hell hey get your hand off get off me get off me
00:25:48you're a disgrace why are you doing this to me i can't believe my son marries such a gross slime ball like
00:26:04you you not only brought shame to yourself but to my son and my family mom don't waste your energy on her
00:26:13luke i'm your wife why are you treating me like i'm trash but you are trash and you deserve it
00:26:23you thought my son would stay with someone like you oh no he's leveled up not only is he now a
00:26:30billionaire but he also has a real high value woman gorgeous and smart thank you bunny but
00:26:40he's been leveled up for a while now three years and counting you've been together for three years
00:26:49ouch that's how long we've been married
00:26:57luke will just say something please let's just don't touch my man hey don't touch my man luke i am
00:27:06begging you don't do this please don't do this okay i'll give you a chance what i'll give you one
00:27:18chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before i call security
00:27:24it's official maddie our marriage is over
00:27:35okay wait wait wait wait
00:27:39before you go here
00:27:41there's a quarter of a mill on it why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good will
00:27:50you so this is what our three-year marriage means to you relax fine
00:28:04it's another quarter of a mill just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in
00:28:09our house i mean my house ever again nope and nope blimpy butterball isn't worth a nickel
00:28:19what did you call me yeah that's what we call you you didn't know that oh one more thing the ring hand
00:28:28it over what the ring hand it over what the wedding ring give it back that emerald ring belonged to my
00:28:39mother my wedding ring are you deaf newsflash you've been dumped give it to me no
00:28:47get off me how dare you are you crazy
00:28:59you crazy bitch
00:29:03get the fuck out of here now fine i'll leave but just when you wait i'm going to get back at you i'm going to make
00:29:15you pay for what you've done all of you just give me the ring now
00:29:25here lydia this belongs to you
00:29:36whoo look at this little lady we got here little you mean a little too big you asked me you know we
00:30:02got a name for your kind gorgeous yeah gorgeous big and gorgeous hey you two get off of her
00:30:16what the stay away from me holy cow who is this woman the cow that's what she is
00:30:21and you better run and don't come back
00:30:29maddie
00:30:32felix
00:30:34felix
00:30:35is that really you sure it is felix it's you i've been seeing you since since we were kids
00:30:53yeah i i heard you were some sort of billionaires keo now is it true it's true
00:31:02oh god you look like a billionaire now stop it but seriously i saw you at the banquet
00:31:12what happened oh no you were there oh my god that is so embarrassing
00:31:20what's going on what's going on is i'm a pathetic loser today was the worst day of my life
00:31:34everyone who i thought cared about me
00:31:39they actually hate me well then they don't deserve you
00:31:44i love you look and don't say that about yourself i love you i love you i always have
00:31:53and when we were kids you were my best friend you don't even know how much i look up to you
00:31:58that's not true how could you i i'm a loser no one would ever want me
00:32:14wait do i disgust you no no no no i just needed to
00:32:19no you're good look i just called my assistant he's gonna come here any
00:32:25second we're gonna take you home okay home i don't have a home anymore my husband just
00:32:34dumped me oh god
00:32:38what can you help me well where to mr raphael get over here and help me oh okay uh
00:32:49joe cut a situation again
00:33:03let's let's do the couch
00:33:18all right three two one
00:33:24get a blanket and some pillows now please
00:33:33oh it's good to see you maddie
00:33:52maddie
00:33:53what happened i just got back from my house and and and and
00:34:12hey what are you doing with all my stuff get off me lady i'm just doing my job
00:34:26what are you doing here you that's what i should be saying to you get out of my house this instant
00:34:38your house not anymore
00:34:42what
00:34:44my ankle
00:34:45i thought we made it abundantly clear i'm divorcing you maddie and according to our prenup
00:34:58this house belongs to me
00:35:03you can't do this to me this is my home
00:35:06home yeah sorry about that but this is our home
00:35:13you recognize this
00:35:17we're getting married this weekend
00:35:24oh and don't forget to take all your
00:35:26shit otherwise we'll find your ass
00:35:37i lost everything including the house
00:35:43i have nowhere to go
00:35:46well
00:35:46fuck him
00:35:48and her too
00:35:51you can stay here
00:35:52as long as you want
00:35:54really
00:35:56thank you felix
00:36:00do you have anything to eat
00:36:06help yourself
00:36:09okay wow you can put those down
00:36:11do you want a plate or bread
00:36:14i've got some cups if you want one
00:36:25meg come on slow down
00:36:28welcome
00:36:29i always said i ate too much
00:36:33that's why he hates me
00:36:36because i'm fat
00:36:38he divorced me
00:36:41because i'm a fat cow
00:36:46hey what are you talking about look there's nothing wrong with being fat
00:36:51with a bigger body look there's nothing wrong with a bigger body everything's wrong
00:37:02oh my god i am such a gross pig
00:37:24what's this
00:37:25it's a book based on an ancient chinese diet therapy
00:37:28for losing weight
00:37:34it belonged to my mother
00:37:37so yeah she used to be a bit um
00:37:41a bit
00:37:42you know
00:37:44you can't say it felix
00:37:48fat
00:37:50a chinese friend of hers from work knew that she was struggling with her weight and gave her
00:37:55this little booklet
00:37:58thank you
00:38:01so she gave it a try
00:38:08and what happened here i'll show you
00:38:18what
00:38:18what
00:38:22what
00:38:24she lost all that weight eating this
00:38:31hey hey hey where are you going
00:38:32oh my god
00:38:46oh my god
00:39:00Uh, my stomachs.
00:39:20Have I lost any weight?
00:39:23A little.
00:39:31What about now? Have I lost much weight?
00:39:42Mmm, some.
00:39:44How about now? Did I lose any weight?
00:40:03Did I lose any weight?
00:40:07Oh my god!
00:40:09What? What's wrong?
00:40:10Excuse me.
00:40:21Hey, what do you think you're doing? Get out of here.
00:40:24Hi. I'm here to surprise my husband.
00:40:28You have a husband?
00:40:30Yeah, I do.
00:40:32He's been on a business trip for three months now.
00:40:36I haven't seen him.
00:40:37I heard from his assistant that we're staying here tonight.
00:40:42So...
00:40:44And?
00:40:46And...
00:40:48I'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to surprise me.
00:40:52So I wanted to surprise him first.
00:40:54Or if you want to surprise your husband, get a gym membership.
00:40:59Nice one.
00:41:01Lady, beat up before we call security.
00:41:05Can I stay?
00:41:09Please?
00:41:15He's gonna love this!
00:41:17Surprise!
00:41:25Surprise!
00:41:27What?
00:41:33How the fuck did you get in here?
00:41:36How the fuck did you get in here?
00:41:38I'm so sorry, Luca. I thought you wanted to surprise me.
00:41:42Honey?
00:41:44What's going on?
00:41:48Surprise!
00:41:50What a surprise!
00:41:58Luke?
00:42:00Who is she? What is she doing here?
00:42:02What do you think, you fool?
00:42:06She's not getting it.
00:42:08We'll have to spell it out for her.
00:42:10Darling?
00:42:12Luke and I just had the most amazing sex on that bed.
00:42:15And we came back here for...
00:42:24This!
00:42:33Luke, tell me she's lying. She's lying!
00:42:36Does this look like a lie to you?
00:42:37No, no, no, you can't do this! I'm your wife!
00:42:45Hey! Watch your tone! I didn't invite you here. You asked for it.
00:42:50Luke, baby, we gotta get going. The banquet is about to begin.
00:42:56Banquet?
00:42:57What?
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:01She doesn't know?
00:43:03My company just went public.
00:43:05I'm now officially a billionaire.
00:43:08Your company went public and you didn't tell me?
00:43:10I didn't tell you because it's none of your business.
00:43:13Why don't you go eat a salad or something? You look pathetic.
00:43:15I didn't know?
00:43:18I didn't know if I could eat the recipe.
00:43:20You look at my precio.
00:43:22Okay?
00:43:23Luke...
00:43:25Luke...
00:43:27Luke...
00:43:29Luke, the first one...
00:43:31Luke is ready.
00:43:33Luke is ready.
00:43:36Luke is ready.
00:43:38Luke is ready.
00:43:40Luke is ready.
00:43:42Luke is ready.
00:43:43Excuse me.
00:43:53One minute.
00:43:55Oh my god, it's him.
00:43:57Who?
00:43:57The billionaire Mr. Rafael.
00:44:03God, he's so hot.
00:44:07I heard he's the secret owner of this hotel.
00:44:10Oh my god, it is him.
00:44:11He owns like all of LA.
00:44:12Hey, and he's a black shirt.
00:44:17Is that?
00:44:30Excuse me.
00:44:32Excuse me.
00:44:32Where is the Nexus Enterprise banquet happening?
00:44:36Down the hall.
00:44:37In the state ballroom.
00:44:39Oh my god.
00:44:51Luke Moss is going to be so rich.
00:44:54Taking Nexus public is genius.
00:44:56If only he were single.
00:44:58Oh my god.
00:45:03Speaking of, isn't that his wife?
00:45:05Sure is.
00:45:06She's looking straight up disgusting.
00:45:09Where is he?
00:45:11How could he do that in public?
00:45:14I'm his wife.
00:45:15Luke Moss.
00:45:18Hi.
00:45:19Can I help you?
00:45:20No thanks.
00:45:20I'm looking for my husband.
00:45:22Your husband here?
00:45:23You do realize this is a high class event, right?
00:45:27Luke Moss is my husband.
00:45:31Luke.
00:45:31Luke.
00:45:31Oh, right.
00:45:35And I'm the president of the United States.
00:45:38Beat it.
00:45:40No.
00:45:40Get out of my way.
00:45:41Hey.
00:45:42Hey, get out of here.
00:45:43Hey, get out of here.
00:45:46What the hell?
00:45:48Hey.
00:45:49Get your hand off.
00:45:50Get off me.
00:45:51Get off me.
00:45:53You're a disgrace.
00:46:02Why are you doing this to me?
00:46:05I can't believe my son marries such a gross slime ball like you.
00:46:09You not only brought shame to yourself, but to my son and my family.
00:46:14Mom, don't waste your energy on her.
00:46:17Luke.
00:46:19I'm your wife.
00:46:21Why are you treating me like I'm trash?
00:46:24But you are trash.
00:46:26And you deserve it.
00:46:27You thought my son would stay with someone like you?
00:46:31Oh, no.
00:46:32He's leveled up.
00:46:34Not only is he now a billionaire, but he also has a real high-value woman.
00:46:39Gorgeous and smart.
00:46:42Thank you, Bunny.
00:46:44But he's been leveled up for a while now.
00:46:47Three years and counting.
00:46:49You've been together for three years?
00:46:54Ouch.
00:46:56That's how long we've been married.
00:47:01Luke, we'll just say something, please.
00:47:04Let's just...
00:47:05Don't touch my man.
00:47:07Hey, don't touch my man.
00:47:09Luke, I am begging.
00:47:12You don't do this.
00:47:14Please don't do this.
00:47:15I don't know.
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:19I'll give you a chance.
00:47:20What?
00:47:22I'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before I call security.
00:47:28It's official, Maddie.
00:47:30Our marriage is over.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:32Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:44Before you go, here.
00:47:46There's a quarter of a mil on it.
00:47:52Why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good, will ya?
00:47:55So this is what our three-year marriage means to you?
00:48:01Relax.
00:48:02Fine.
00:48:02It's another quarter of a mil.
00:48:10Just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house.
00:48:14I mean, my house ever again.
00:48:18Nope and nope.
00:48:21Blimpy Butterball isn't worth a nickel.
00:48:23What did you call me?
00:48:25Yeah, that's what we call you.
00:48:27You didn't know that?
00:48:28Oh, one more thing.
00:48:31The ring.
00:48:32Hand it over.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35The ring.
00:48:36Hand it over.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39The wedding ring.
00:48:40Give it back.
00:48:42That emerald ring belonged to my mother.
00:48:44My wedding ring?
00:48:46Are you deaf?
00:48:48Newsflash, you've been dumped.
00:48:50Give it to me.
00:48:51No.
00:48:52Get off me!
00:48:56How dare you!
00:48:57Are you crazy?
00:49:03You crazy bitch!
00:49:07Get the fuck out of here.
00:49:10Now.
00:49:12Fine.
00:49:13I'll leave.
00:49:15But just when you wait,
00:49:17I'm going to get back at you.
00:49:19I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
00:49:22All of you.
00:49:24Just give me the ring now.
00:49:26Like...
00:49:27Ah!
00:49:30Here, Lydia.
00:49:31This belongs to you.
00:49:32Oh, look at this little lady we got here.
00:50:00Little? You mean a little too big, you ask me.
00:50:05You know we got a name for your kind, Borgias.
00:50:09Yeah, Borgias, big and gorgeous.
00:50:13Hey, you two, get off of her!
00:50:20What the?
00:50:21Stay away from me!
00:50:23Holy cow, who is this woman?
00:50:24The cow, that's what she is.
00:50:27You better run, and don't come back!
00:50:33Maddie?
00:50:36Felix?
00:50:38Felix?
00:50:46Is that really you?
00:50:48Sure is.
00:50:50Felix, it's you!
00:50:53I've been seeing you since we were kids.
00:50:56Yeah, I heard you were some sort of billionaire CEO now.
00:51:02Is it true?
00:51:04It's true.
00:51:06Oh God, you look like a billionaire now.
00:51:10Stop it.
00:51:12But seriously, I saw you at the banquet.
00:51:15What happened?
00:51:16What happened?
00:51:17Oh no, you were there?
00:51:21Oh my God, that is so embarrassing!
00:51:27What's going on?
00:51:28What's going on is I'm a pathetic loser.
00:51:33Today was the worst day of my life.
00:51:38Everyone who I thought cared about me?
00:51:43They actually hate me!
00:51:47Well then they don't deserve you.
00:51:50Look, don't say that about yourself.
00:51:52I love you.
00:51:55I love you.
00:51:56I always have.
00:51:58And when we were kids, you were my best friend.
00:52:00You don't even know how much I look up to you.
00:52:02That's not true.
00:52:04How could you?
00:52:05I'm a loser.
00:52:07No one would ever want me.
00:52:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:52:13No!
00:52:18Wait, do I disgust you?
00:52:20No, no, no, no.
00:52:22I just needed to...
00:52:23No.
00:52:24You're good.
00:52:26Look, I just called my assistant.
00:52:28He's going to come here any second.
00:52:29We're going to take you home, okay?
00:52:31Home.
00:52:32I don't have a home anymore.
00:52:35My husband just...
00:52:38Tumped me.
00:52:39Oh, God!
00:52:40Help! Maddie!
00:52:41Maddie!
00:52:42Come on!
00:52:45Can you help me?
00:52:47Well, where to, Mr. Raphael?
00:52:49Get over here and help me!
00:52:51Oh, shoot.
00:52:52Okay, uh...
00:52:53Joe, got a situation again!
00:52:55He's getting...
00:52:58Grab my, grab my...
00:53:00Good.
00:53:17Let's do the couch!
00:53:18Go!
00:53:23Alright, three, two, one...
00:53:24Get a blanket and some pillows.
00:53:29Now, please.
00:53:43It's good to see you, Maddie.
00:53:45What happened?
00:53:46I just got back from my house.
00:53:50And...
00:53:51And?
00:53:52And?
00:53:53And...
00:53:54And...
00:53:55And...
00:53:56And...
00:53:57And...
00:53:58And...
00:53:59Hey!
00:54:00What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:54:02What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:54:04Get off me, lady!
00:54:05I'm just doing my job!
00:54:06What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:54:07Get off me, lady!
00:54:08I'm just doing my job!
00:54:09What are you doing here?
00:54:10You!
00:54:11What are you doing here?
00:54:12You!
00:54:13That's what I should be saying!
00:54:14You!
00:54:15That's what I should be saying to you!
00:54:16Get out of my house this instant!
00:54:17Your house?
00:54:18Not anymore.
00:54:19What?
00:54:20What?
00:54:21What?
00:54:22What?
00:54:23What?
00:54:24What?
00:54:25What?
00:54:26What?
00:54:27What are you doing with all my stuff?
00:54:28Get off me, lady!
00:54:29I'm just doing my job!
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:36You!
00:54:37That's what I should be saying to you!
00:54:39Get out of my house this instant!
00:54:42Your house?
00:54:43Mm-mm.
00:54:44Not anymore.
00:54:45What?
00:54:46What?
00:54:47Ah!
00:54:48My ankle!
00:54:57I thought we made it abundantly clear.
00:54:59I'm divorcing you, Maddie.
00:55:01And according to our prenup, this house belongs to me.
00:55:04What?
00:55:07You can't do this to me.
00:55:09This is my home!
00:55:11Yeah, sorry about that, but this is our home.
00:55:16You recognize this?
00:55:19No.
00:55:20We're getting married this weekend.
00:55:23Oh, and don't forget to take all your shit, otherwise we'll find your ass.
00:55:33I lost everything.
00:55:34Including the house.
00:55:35I have nowhere to go.
00:55:36Well, fuck him.
00:55:37And her too.
00:55:38You can stay here as long as you want.
00:55:39Really?
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41Thank you, Felix.
00:55:42Do you have anything to eat?
00:55:43Help yourself.
00:55:44Help yourself.
00:55:45Help yourself.
00:55:46Okay.
00:55:47Wow.
00:55:48You can put those down.
00:55:49You can put those down.
00:55:50Do you want a plate?
00:55:51Or bread?
00:55:52Or...
00:55:53Or...
00:55:54Or...
00:55:55Or...
00:55:56I've got some cups if you want.
00:55:57Or...
00:55:58I've got some.
00:55:59If you want one.
00:56:00I have a plate.
00:56:01Then that makes me better.
00:56:02Look.
00:56:03You don't have anything to eat.
00:56:04I can cut them down.
00:56:05You can put those down.
00:56:06Do you want a plate?
00:56:07Or bread?
00:56:10Help yourself.
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:14Wow, you can put those down.
00:56:15Do you want a plate or bread?
00:56:23I've got some cups if you want one.
00:56:29Meg, come on, slow down.
00:56:33Welcome.
00:56:34I always said I ate too much.
00:56:37That's why he hates me.
00:56:40Because I'm fat.
00:56:43He divorced me.
00:56:45Because I'm a fat cow.
00:56:50Hey, what are you talking about?
00:56:53Look, there's nothing wrong with...
00:56:55Being fat?
00:56:56With a bigger body.
00:57:00Look, there's nothing wrong with a bigger body.
00:57:05Everything's wrong.
00:57:07Alex, where are your cupcakes?
00:57:15Oh my god, I am such a gross pig.
00:57:20What's this?
00:57:29It's a book based on an ancient Chinese diet therapy.
00:57:34For?
00:57:35Losing weight.
00:57:38It belonged to my mother.
00:57:40So, yeah, she used to be a bit, um, a bit, you know...
00:57:48You can't say it, Felix.
00:57:52Fat.
00:57:54A Chinese friend of hers from work knew that she was struggling with her weight and gave her
00:58:00this little booklet.
00:58:03So, she gave it a try.
00:58:12And what happened?
00:58:14Here.
00:58:15I'll show you.
00:58:22What?
00:58:26What?
00:58:28She lost all that weight eating this?
00:58:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going?
00:58:37Where are you going?
00:58:52Oh.
00:58:53Oh, my God.
00:59:04Oh, my God.
00:59:05My stomach.
00:59:06I'm so sick.
00:59:06I'm so sick.
00:59:07Have I lost any weight?
00:59:28A little.
00:59:37What about now?
00:59:44Have I lost much weight?
00:59:46Mmm, some.
00:59:50How about now?
01:00:07Did I lose any weight?
01:00:11Oh my god.
01:00:13What?
01:00:14What's wrong?
01:00:18Excuse me.
01:00:25Hey, what do you think you're doing?
01:00:28Get out of here.
01:00:29Hi.
01:00:30I'm here to surprise my husband.
01:00:33You have a husband?
01:00:35Yeah, I do.
01:00:36He's been on a business trip for three months now.
01:00:40I haven't seen him.
01:00:42I heard from his assistant that we're staying here tonight, so...
01:00:49And?
01:00:50And I'm pretty sure he got this hotel room to surprise me.
01:00:56So I wanted to surprise him first.
01:00:59If you want to surprise your husband, get a gym membership.
01:01:04Nice one.
01:01:06Lady, beat it before we call security.
01:01:09Can...
01:01:10Can...
01:01:11I...
01:01:12Stay?
01:01:13Please?
01:01:14He's gonna love this!
01:01:18Surprise!
01:01:19What?
01:01:20How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:32How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:34How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:36How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:38How the fuck did you get in here?
01:01:40I'm so sorry, Luke.
01:01:41I thought you wanted to surprise me.
01:01:42Honey?
01:01:43What's going on?
01:01:44Surprise!
01:01:45What a surprise!
01:01:47What a surprise!
01:01:48What a surprise!
01:02:01Luke?
01:02:04Who is she?
01:02:05What is she doing here?
01:02:07What do you think, you fool?
01:02:10She's not getting it.
01:02:12We'll have to spell it out for her.
01:02:14Darling?
01:02:15Luke and I just had the most amazing sex on that bed and we came back here for...
01:02:29This.
01:02:37Luke, tell me she's lying. She's lying.
01:02:41Does this look like a lie to you?
01:02:45No, no, you can't do this. I'm your wife!
01:02:49Hey! Watch your tone. I didn't invite you here. You asked for it.
01:02:54Luke, baby, we gotta get going. The banquet is about to begin.
01:03:01Banquet?
01:03:03Oh. She doesn't know?
01:03:07My company just went public. I'm now officially a billionaire.
01:03:12Your company went public and you didn't tell me?
01:03:14I didn't tell you because it's none of your business.
01:03:16Why don't you go eat a salad or something? You look pathetic.
01:03:26Wait. Luke.
01:03:28Maybe a smoke?
01:03:32What am I saying?
01:03:34I don't want to smoke.
01:03:37hole
01:03:38�
01:03:58Oh my god, it's him!
01:04:01Who?
01:04:02The billionaire Mr. Raphael!
01:04:07God, he's so hot!
01:04:12I heard he's the secret owner of this hotel!
01:04:14Oh my god, it is him!
01:04:15He owns like all of LA!
01:04:17And?
01:04:18He's a black shower!
01:04:22Is that...?
01:04:28Hey, excuse me, excuse me.
01:04:37Where is the Nexus Enterprise Banquet happening?
01:04:40Down the hall?
01:04:41In the state ballroom.
01:04:53Oh my god, Luke Moss is gonna be so rich.
01:04:58Taking Nexus public is genius.
01:05:00If only he were single.
01:05:06Oh my god, speaking of, isn't that his wife?
01:05:09Sure is.
01:05:10She's looking straight up disgusting.
01:05:13Where is he?
01:05:15How could he do that in public?
01:05:18I'm his wife!
01:05:22Hi, can I help you?
01:05:24No thanks, I'm looking for my husband.
01:05:26Your husband here?
01:05:28You do realize this is a high-class event, right?
01:05:32Luke Moss is my husband.
01:05:35Luke! Luke!
01:05:38Oh, right.
01:05:39And I'm the President of the United States.
01:05:42Beat it.
01:05:44No! Get out of my way!
01:05:45Get out of my way!
01:05:46Hey!
01:05:47Hey, get out of here!
01:05:48Hey, get out of here!
01:05:52What the hell?
01:05:53Get your hand off!
01:05:54Get off me!
01:05:55Get off me!
01:05:56Get off me!
01:05:57You're a disgrace!
01:06:06Why are you doing this to me?
01:06:09I can't believe my son marries such a gross slimeball like you!
01:06:14You not only brought shame to yourself, but to my son and my family!
01:06:18Mom!
01:06:19Don't waste your energy on her!
01:06:22Luke!
01:06:24I'm your wife!
01:06:26Why are you treating me like I'm trash?
01:06:29But you are trash!
01:06:30And you deserve it!
01:06:32You thought my son would stay with someone like you?!
01:06:36Oh no!
01:06:37He's leveled up!
01:06:38Not only is he now a billionaire, but he also has a real high-value woman!
01:06:43Gorgeous and smart!
01:06:46Thank you, Bunny!
01:06:48But he's been leveled up for a while now!
01:06:51Three years and counting!
01:06:53You've been together for three years?!
01:06:58Ouch!
01:07:00That's how long we've been married!
01:07:06Well, we'll just say something, please!
01:07:10Don't touch my man!
01:07:11Hey!
01:07:12Don't touch my man!
01:07:14Luke!
01:07:15I'm begging you!
01:07:17Don't do this!
01:07:18Please!
01:07:19Don't do this!
01:07:22Okay!
01:07:23I'll give you a chance!
01:07:25What?
01:07:26I'll give you one chance to get your blimpy ass out of here in the next minute before I call security!
01:07:33It's official, Maddie!
01:07:35Our marriage is over!
01:07:41Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:07:48Before you go...
01:07:50Here.
01:07:55There's a quarter of a mil on it.
01:07:57Why don't you take that and disappear from my life for good, will ya?
01:08:00So this is what our three-year marriage means to you?
01:08:03Relax.
01:08:04Fine.
01:08:05It's another quarter of a mil.
01:08:06Just remember to sign the divorce papers right away and never set foot in our house.
01:08:18I mean, my house ever again.
01:08:20Nope and nope.
01:08:25Blimpy Butterball isn't worth a nickel.
01:08:28What did you call me?
01:08:30Yeah, that's what we call you.
01:08:32You didn't know that?
01:08:34Oh, one more thing.
01:08:35The ring.
01:08:36Hand it over.
01:08:38What?
01:08:39The ring.
01:08:40Hand it over.
01:08:42What?
01:08:43The wedding ring.
01:08:44Give it back.
01:08:46That emerald ring belonged to my mother.
01:08:49My wedding ring?
01:08:51Are you deaf?
01:08:53Newsflash.
01:08:54You've been dumped.
01:08:55Give it to me.
01:08:56No.
01:08:58Get off me!
01:09:00How dare you!
01:09:03Are you crazy?
01:09:04You crazy bitch!
01:09:12Get the fuck out of here.
01:09:15Now.
01:09:17Fine.
01:09:18I'll leave.
01:09:20But just when you wait, I'm going to get back at you.
01:09:24I'm going to make you pay for what you've done.
01:09:27All of you!
01:09:29Just give me the ring now.
01:09:34Here, Olivia.
01:09:35This belongs to you.
01:09:37Oops.
01:09:38degli ab patent f off the street,
01:09:39keep on turning jeans.
01:09:41And if you think about being嫌,
01:09:42ddrs will make you a bid stavert.
01:09:48I forget to trasreplace my daughter.
01:09:49We're gonna build myavna and Jane Golding something another thing.
01:09:50Are you kidding me?
01:09:52I'm married you all.
01:09:53I think the same thing.
01:09:54When I'm married.
01:09:56I would say Она What can I do?
01:09:57I'm married my仕lier.
01:09:58When I am married to you,
01:09:59where am I married her?
01:10:01You're not married.
01:10:03Angel?
01:10:04I mean when I have both diarma and change her together.
01:10:05My mother.
01:10:06you mean a little too big you ask me you know we got a name for your kind
01:10:12gorgeous yeah gorgeous big and gorgeous hey you two get off of her
01:10:21what the stay away from me holy cow who is this woman the cow that's what she is
01:10:30yeah you better run and don't come back
01:10:34maddie
01:10:38felix felix
01:10:44is that really you sure it is felix it's you
01:10:57i've been seeing you since since we were kids
01:11:02yeah i i heard you were some sort of billionaire CEO now
01:11:08is it true it's true oh god you look like a billionaire now
01:11:16stop it but seriously i saw you at the banquet
01:11:21what happened oh no you were there
01:11:26oh my god that is so embarrassing
01:11:32what's going on what's going on is i'm a pathetic
01:11:37loser today was the worst day of my life
01:11:43everyone who i thought cared about me
01:11:48they actually hate me well then they don't deserve you
01:11:54look and don't say that about yourself i love you
01:11:59i love you i always have and when we were kids you were my best friend
01:12:05you don't even know how much i look up to you that's not true how could you i i'm a
01:12:11loser no one would ever want
01:12:14wait do i disgust you no no no no i just needed to
01:12:28no you're good look i just called my assistant he's gonna come here any
01:12:34second we're gonna take you home okay home i don't have a home anymore
01:12:40my husband just dumped me oh god help maddie maddie
01:12:46come on
01:12:50can you help me well where to mr raphael
01:12:54get over here and help me oh okay uh
01:12:58joe cut a situation again
01:13:22let's let's do the couch
01:13:26all right three two one
01:13:33get a blanket and some pillows now please
01:13:47it's good to see you manny
01:13:56i just got back from my house and
01:14:17and
01:14:30hey what are you doing with all my stuff get off me lady i'm just doing my job
01:14:35what are you doing here you that's what i should be saying to you get out of my house this instant
01:14:46your house not anymore what
01:14:51i thought we made it abundantly clear i'm divorcing you maddie
01:15:05and according to our prenup this house belongs to me
01:15:08what you can't do this to me this is my home yeah sorry about that but this is our home
01:15:19you recognize this
01:15:23we're getting married this weekend
01:15:28oh and don't forget to take all your shit
01:15:36otherwise we'll find your ass
01:15:38i lost everything including the house
01:15:51i have nowhere to go
01:15:54well fuck him
01:15:56and her too
01:15:58you can stay here as long as you want
01:16:03really
01:16:03thank you felix
01:16:06do you have anything to eat
01:16:10help yourself
01:16:15okay wow you can put those down
01:16:20do you want a plate or bread
01:16:23i've got some cups if you want one
01:16:31meg come on slow down
01:16:36welcome
01:16:38always said i ate too much
01:16:41that's why he hates me
01:16:43because i'm fat
01:16:46he divorced me
01:16:49because i'm a fat cow
01:16:53hey what are you talking about
01:16:57look there's nothing wrong with
01:16:59being fat
01:17:00with a bigger body
01:17:04look there's nothing wrong with
01:17:07a bigger body
01:17:09everything's wrong
01:17:11elix
01:17:15where are your cupcakes
01:17:18oh my god i am such a gross peg
01:17:25what's this
01:17:33it's a book based on an ancient chinese diet therapy
01:17:37for
01:17:38losing weight
01:17:40it belonged to my mother
01:17:44so yeah she used to be a bit
01:17:48um
01:17:49a bit
01:17:50you know
01:17:52you can't say it felix
01:17:55fat
01:17:57a chinese friend of hers from work
01:18:01knew that she was struggling with her weight
01:18:03and gave her
01:18:04this little booklet
01:18:06yeah
01:18:07thank you
01:18:08so she gave it a try
01:18:12and what happened
01:18:18here
01:18:19i'll show you
01:18:21what
01:18:27what
01:18:29what
01:18:31she lost all that weight eating this
01:18:36hey hey where are you going
01:18:41where are you going
01:18:42oh my god
01:18:56oh my god
01:19:00Oh my god, my stomach.
01:19:30Have I lost any weight?
01:19:33A little?
01:19:48What about now? Have I lost much weight?
01:19:52Some.
01:20:00How about now? Did I lose any weight?
01:20:16Oh my god.
01:20:18What? What's wrong?
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