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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:11Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story Bu update.
00:04:16Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag, subreminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:27Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang! Sayang!
00:04:44I have to look at my car car, right?
00:04:51Hey!
00:04:52I'm lying.
00:04:53You're lying.
00:04:54I'm lying.
00:04:55You're lying, I'm lying.
00:04:58You're lying.
00:05:00It's like this morning.
00:05:01What's your What's your plan with who is?
00:05:03I knew that there was a meeting right now.
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00:05:35Bapak, bisa aja.
00:05:40Ana!
00:05:42Can ya?
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah, nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, ikut rumah.
00:05:52Oke? Thank you.
00:05:53Love you. Bye!
00:05:593, 2, 1...
00:06:05Masih cantik. Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:27Halo, Ibu.
00:06:30Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya.
00:06:33Katanya tadi, nih liat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, Bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:39Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalo kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, Bu?
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:51Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, Bu?
00:06:54Oh iya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:56Ibu kenapa sih?
00:06:59Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:02Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, Bu.
00:07:06Liatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:10Ah, gini deh, Bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, Bu.
00:07:15Ya, biar chill gitu ya, Bu.
00:07:17Iya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:22Iya, iya.
00:07:23Saya yang kesana.
00:07:26Siap ya, Bu?
00:07:28Oke.
00:07:291, 2, 3.
00:07:31Tiga.
00:07:35Ih, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:47Bu, kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalo di kampung saya, udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya, soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:12Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:21Jadi kementerian?
00:08:22Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:26Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Gimana?
00:08:32Super, Bu. Super.
00:08:34Lampung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana ada ke tukang sate itu lah, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:05Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Enggak, gak usah. Aku mau pergi cek toko. Aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, Bu. Boskyu, Boskyu.
00:09:28Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:30Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:33BKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak!
00:10:12Itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:20Pak!
00:10:21Bapak!
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:23Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:29Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:35Maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Buka, ibu.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Yang beli saya gak?
00:10:52Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Tuh.
00:10:56Kamu balikin ke yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:11:00Ayo!
00:11:01Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Merahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:10Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:12Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:15Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu gak pernah masalah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kot-kot kan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Leci!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:54Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Oh Allah!
00:11:58Beneran!
00:11:59Beneran!
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:13Hei!
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya Broto.
00:12:31Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:37Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:43Lepas!
00:12:44Lepas!
00:12:45Yuk!
00:12:46Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:47Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik!
00:13:00Eh!
00:13:01Kok kain aku ngaku salah?
00:13:02Kau ngomongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:04Kamu aku sama...
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Ya!
00:13:09Aduh dong sayang.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf.
00:13:11Aku minta maaf ya, Shay.
00:13:12Lepas!
00:13:13Berapa?
00:13:14Lepas!
00:13:15Lepas!
00:13:16Tidak benci sama kamu!
00:13:40Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:47Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:13:50Tidak boleh ngerti...
00:13:57Apa-apa itu tangannya yang gak boleh, Bu?
00:13:59Sambar dong!
00:14:03happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday
00:14:26love you
00:14:31I wish
00:14:33kalau memang Anya yang kamu cari
00:14:36jiwa
00:14:38aku rewan
00:14:42Don't feel sick like that.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you.
00:15:00Ibu?
00:15:03Ayu!
00:15:05I'm sorry.
00:15:06I'm sorry.
00:15:08I'm sorry.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba kesini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang kamu?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Gak kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:34Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:36Kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:38Jangan, aku udah gak.
00:15:40Gak usah dong.
00:15:41Gak enak kan ya, cuma berantakan.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya.
00:15:53Mau apa-apa?
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapaknya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang,
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman smator kami.
00:16:26Bila anda belajar hari ini,
00:16:28besok anda akan mendapatkan kan cuma 90%.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:36Itu?
00:16:37Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman,
00:16:41tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:44Ma'an ibu.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:47Kamu?
00:16:49Kamu gimana sih?
00:16:50Ibu duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:52Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yani?
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya?
00:16:59Biasanya gak pake gula.
00:17:01Iya, sebenarnya.
00:17:05Ibu kok tunggu Ben sendirian?
00:17:09Dimas mana?
00:17:10Bu?
00:17:11Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:30Halo, bu?
00:17:31Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:34Pesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang tadi sebentar.
00:17:41Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Bentar, ibu.
00:17:51Iya.
00:17:53Bu?
00:17:54Ibu sepuh mau dudukin ini.
00:17:56Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, bapak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:20Jujur.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit jadi setelah bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:28Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, bu.
00:18:36Kamu ngapain aku sama enggak?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya bu gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi, gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:22Tapi heran ya.
00:19:23Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:26Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:27Eh, tetap ada beluta.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Hah, benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:42Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:44Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:46Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:55Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:57Tapi iya tuh gimana gak ibu stres.
00:20:06Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:08Bu, aku mau ngomong thenum.
00:20:15Hai.
00:20:19Baa.
00:20:20Oh my god.
00:20:38Class Bantik kita bulan depan.
00:20:40Aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak komusif?
00:20:43Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Eh soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:48Gak ada.
00:20:50Gak apa-apa kan kita juga harus nyikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya Tok?
00:20:54Ya Bapak ya.
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:16Lu.
00:21:17Aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya.
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Dilihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:24Gak akan usah.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:33Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua.
00:21:37Ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Iya tapi gak tujuh juga bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu ngantar.
00:22:00Nah itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:09Mau melurusin hubungan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:12Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Udah pastikan rumah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:19Ingat kan?
00:22:20Iya.
00:22:21Mau banget.
00:22:22Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Khas.
00:22:27Emang iya.
00:22:28Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya sayang.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:39Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke ibu udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dada semua bu.
00:22:46Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke siap bu.
00:22:54Eh bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:57Tuh.
00:22:58Udah abis.
00:22:59Abis.
00:23:00Aduh.
00:23:01Saya belum kata emang i.
00:23:02Kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Nah siap sana.
00:23:07Kalo gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:12Tolongnya mana?
00:23:13Tolong.
00:23:14Berapa?
00:23:15Beratus.
00:23:16Beratus.
00:23:17Yuk.
00:23:18Yuk.
00:23:19Yuk.
00:23:20Yuk.
00:23:21Yuk.
00:23:22Yuk.
00:23:23Yuk.
00:23:24Yuk.
00:23:25Yuk.
00:23:26Yuk.
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:30Yuk.
00:23:31Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Yuk.
00:23:34Yuk.
00:23:35Yuk.
00:23:36Yuk.
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00:23:38Yuk.
00:23:39Yuk.
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00:23:43Yuk.
00:23:44Yuk.
00:23:45Yuk.
00:23:46Yuk.
00:23:47Yuk.
00:23:48Yuk.
00:23:49Yuk.
00:23:50Yuk.
00:23:51Yuk.
00:23:52Yuk.
00:23:53Yuk.
00:23:54Yuk.
00:23:55Yuk.
00:23:56Yuk.
00:23:57Yuk.
00:23:58Yuk.
00:23:59Yuk.
00:24:00Yuk.
00:24:01Yuk.
00:24:02Yuk.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05It's a sign of God that you said?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09It's time to talk to God.
00:24:12Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:14Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Don't worry.
00:24:29Come here.
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:57Bu!
00:24:58Tidak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:25:00Tidak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurahan hidr.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Ya.
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh.
00:25:20Gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:11Bu.
00:26:17Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:24Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:26Yaudah.
00:26:27Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:32Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:36Ini kerjaan.
00:26:37Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu, Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:47Biarin, biarin.
00:26:49Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:54Titik.
00:26:56Aku mau minggah pokoknya.
00:26:59Ma?
00:27:00Apa?
00:27:02Keluar?
00:27:03Mas Bambang.
00:27:04Apa?
00:27:05Apa?
00:27:06Apa?
00:27:07Apa?
00:27:08Apa?
00:27:09Apa?
00:27:10Apa?
00:27:11I'm going to find a place where I'm going, I'm going to find a place where I'm going.
00:27:41You're welcome, I'm afraid I'm here alone, I'm afraid I'm here now, please
00:27:49No, you can't, just you alone, it's safe, you're safe, you're there alone
00:27:55But I'm afraid I'm here alone, if I'm here alone, then people in my apartment, I'm going to be zombie
00:28:07Anya, virusnya virus flu, bukan virus zombie, jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri, itu nggak apa-apa, Aman
00:28:17Tapi tetap aja, aku takut, kamu kesini doang, please
00:28:24Oke, biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:31Itu rumahku aja sega
00:28:33Oh iya, mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu, abis itu kamu ngedance, kayak kemarin itu loh
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak, jangan gila
00:28:45Aduh, ayol nyalain video call-nya, cuma dengan cara ini doang, aku bisa tenang, ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:55Oke
00:28:57Sekarang emangat nih?
00:28:59Iya, iya
00:29:06Oke
00:29:08Ih, ada-ada aja
00:29:10Yes
00:29:12Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka
00:29:25Eh, mas, kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:45Bos itu kan pulang cepat, lockdown, aku langsung naik konjek ke sini, aku nunggu
00:29:50Eh, tapi konek, aduh, mas, aku konekkan sih
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta, tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:03Hahaha
00:30:04Hahaha
00:30:05Kind of romantic
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up
00:30:15Yes
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh
00:30:20Oh iya dong, kan balance
00:30:23Rohani
00:30:25Just money
00:30:27Eh, Lungking
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk
00:30:30Iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, iya, bu
00:30:34Mbak Yanni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, bu
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu
00:30:41Guys, lockdown
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya?
00:30:46Tuh
00:30:47Hehehe
00:30:48Ibu
00:30:49Udah
00:30:50Ini ibu kan nggak jadi dimasakin soto
00:30:52Iya
00:30:53Kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya? Kasian dia lapar
00:30:55Iya, bu
00:30:56Nanti Yanni lihat ya, di kulkas ada amaja
00:30:59Ya
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya
00:31:03Iya, bu
00:31:04Iya, bu
00:31:05Tenang, bu
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, bu
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:17Wah, sebon
00:31:18Gitu, bu
00:31:19Enak
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan
00:31:22Iya, bu
00:31:23Iya
00:31:24Iya
00:31:25Gitu, bu
00:31:30Lalu
00:31:31Lalu
00:31:32Kamu diri, sik
00:31:34Dan ninggalin ke Andalem sembarangan
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi
00:31:38What's up? What's up?
00:31:46You left me in my car. I used my car.
00:31:50And she found me. Now I'm ready.
00:31:54What's up? I haven't left me in my car.
00:31:58There's no name here.
00:32:01I've never used my name.
00:32:04I don't know. I don't wear my car.
00:32:07What's up?
00:32:09That's not my name, brother.
00:32:12Come on, tell me.
00:32:14That's who's in my car?
00:32:16You're still in my car.
00:32:18Brother?
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:23Come on.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:25Why are you doing this?
00:32:27I'm going to go.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:31I want to think about it.
00:32:35You've been doing this?
00:32:37You've been doing this.
00:32:38Why are you doing this?
00:32:40I want to have a baby.
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What if you want to shoot?
00:32:46What do you want to shoot?
00:32:47There.
00:32:48There's a floor.
00:32:49There's a floor.
00:32:50There's a floor.
00:32:51There's a floor.
00:32:52I want to take care of my baby.
00:32:54I want to take care of my baby.
00:32:55Yes.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Yes.
00:32:58Yes.
00:32:59Yes, Ibu.
00:33:00Yes, Ibu.
00:33:01Yes.
00:33:02Yes.
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:04Yes, Ibu.
00:33:05You're not telling me.
00:33:06Don't be silent.
00:33:07Don't be silent.
00:33:08Ah.
00:33:09Ah.
00:33:10Ah.
00:33:11Ah.
00:33:12Ah.
00:33:13Ah.
00:33:14Ah.
00:33:15Ah.
00:33:16Ah.
00:33:17Ah.
00:33:18Ah.
00:33:19Ah.
00:33:20Ah.
00:33:21Can I go baby?
00:33:22cases.
00:33:23Ah.
00:33:24Ah.
00:33:25Ah.
00:33:26Ah.
00:33:26Ah.
00:33:27Ah.
00:33:28Ah,ķļæ½um.
00:33:29Ah, mah gagnerin gak mau ngapain lagi.
00:33:29Si ayuh ayuh.
00:33:29Ah, ini udah gini lo.
00:33:30Ah, ayuh.
00:33:30Oh.
00:33:31Ah loh.
00:33:32Ya, tapi.
00:33:32Ah, aku ngulek dan supaya ngulek disini ya.
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Ah lah.
00:33:35Ah, tapi dan ga bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:37Kamu salah sendiri sih belum ngapain bukan garam.
00:33:39Ah.
00:33:40Wah.
00:33:40Sudah.
00:33:41Pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:42Diam di sini.
00:33:42Ya.
00:33:43taui sini.
00:33:43Hey.
00:33:44Kay, is Uberkaar di tempat.
00:33:46A waters Brenda.
00:33:48Don't you?
00:33:49I'll be able to hear.
00:33:50Don't be scared, don't be scared.
00:33:53Don't be scared, don't be scared.
00:34:03I'm scared.
00:34:07I don't know.
00:34:18M'Ni, why are you still here at the beach?
00:34:29They saw Yanni's journey from here. I was cool when I was playing on the microphone.
00:34:35I'm not seeing Yanni's really good.
00:34:39Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:46Ehm...
00:34:48Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat customer
00:34:55Eh bu, bu
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead
00:35:03Ambiar bu
00:35:05Aduh, marah
00:35:07Iya, iya
00:35:12Mbak Yeni
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya
00:35:17Oh gitu ya
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:19Siap, bu
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain
00:35:37Kalo kaget itu pada siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu
00:35:41Yan
00:35:47Telor dede, telor
00:35:50Ibu bikin kaget aja deh, ini dantungan deh bu
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih
00:35:57Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini bu, yang cepet ya telor
00:36:02Kambing ayam lah bu
00:36:08Kalo kambing kan terpedo bu telurnya
00:36:09Daging kambing
00:36:10Gak ada bu
00:36:11That's what to do, to make it so much
00:36:15Yes, yes, yes
00:36:17Yes, yes, yes
00:36:19What's that? Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:36:23Yes, yes, yes
00:36:26If you buy a lot of food, buy a lot of food and food and food
00:36:31Yes, yes
00:36:33If you buy a lot of food, buy a lot of food and yogurt
00:36:36Okay
00:36:37So, Ibu already bought a lot of food
00:36:40Oh, halal untuk itu, Yanni paham, Bu, kalau itu, Bu
00:36:44Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi, Bu
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu
00:36:55Ah, gak mungkin
00:36:58Udah lah, kamu masak aja pesanan Ibu, ya
00:37:01Siap, Bu
00:37:02Terus, kalau buat Ibu ya, omelet aja
00:37:05Siap, tapi tambah susu dikit
00:37:07Siap, Bu
00:37:08Makasih ya
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu
00:37:12Oh, Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih
00:37:18Yanni belum lihat Ibu Ayu di mana, Bu
00:37:22Dari tadi sih
00:37:33Dari tadi sih
00:37:37Dari tadi sih
00:37:49Dari tadi sih
00:37:51Dari tadi sih
00:37:53Dari tadi sih
00:38:05Dari tadi sih
00:38:07Dari tadi sih
00:38:09Dari tadi sih
00:38:10Dari tadi sih
00:38:11I love you.
00:38:18What's up?
00:38:19How do you change?
00:38:23I'm going to change.
00:38:28This is the omelet.
00:38:32Hey, I'm going to buy you.
00:38:34I'm going to buy you.
00:38:37This is special omelet for Bu Sepo.
00:38:40It's good!
00:38:42Thank you!
00:38:43Same, Bu!
00:38:44Let's take a meal first!
00:38:46Let's go!
00:38:50Hi, handsome!
00:38:53Handsome and back!
00:38:56I'm ready!
00:38:58It's a little bit, but it's the sensation, right?
00:39:04Come on, come to Mama!
00:39:07No, I want to leave.
00:39:10Huh?
00:39:11Why are you like?
00:39:13I just left a minute.
00:39:15Ayo, Mas.
00:39:17Nanti, you're going to be able to take me out.
00:39:20I'm not going to be able to leave.
00:39:22I'm not going to be able to leave.
00:39:24What do you mean?
00:39:25What else?
00:39:26I'm going to take you out.
00:39:28You're going to be able to leave.
00:39:30You're going to be able to leave.
00:39:33I'll be able to leave.
00:39:34When I leave you like this?
00:39:37It's easy, Mas.
00:39:38Yes, Mas.
00:39:39What are you doing?
00:39:40Oh, what are you doing?
00:39:41That's great!
00:39:42I'm going to go and walk here.
00:39:43I'm going to go and walk down.
00:39:44See you?
00:39:45I'm going to walk.
00:39:46I'm going to walk.
00:39:47I'm going to walk with you.
00:39:48I'm going to leave.
00:39:49You're already hitting me.
00:39:50I'm going to walk.
00:39:51No, I'm going to die.
00:39:52I'm sorry, Mas.
00:39:54What are you doing now?
00:39:59I don't know, I don't have a job
00:40:01What are you doing now?
00:40:04I don't want you to enjoy it
00:40:08Let's do it
00:40:10Let's do it
00:40:12Let's do it
00:40:18I don't see your body
00:40:21It's really good
00:40:23Yes
00:40:25Yes
00:40:27Yes
00:40:29Yes
00:40:31Yes
00:40:33Yes
00:40:35Yes
00:40:37Yes
00:40:39Yes
00:40:41Yes
00:40:43Yes
00:40:45Yes
00:40:47Yes
00:40:49Yes
00:40:51Yes
00:40:53Yes
00:40:55Yes
00:40:57What do you want to be a meal?
00:40:59Yes
00:41:01recess
00:41:03If there are a meal
00:41:05Come on
00:41:07How do you want to eat?
00:41:09Hey
00:41:10ĆØ
00:41:11God
00:41:12He's in
00:41:13No
00:41:14He's out
00:41:15No
00:41:16What
00:41:17It's
00:41:18Ok
00:41:19I met
00:41:21Mother, come on.
00:41:31Come on, come on.
00:41:34Come on, Rosie!
00:41:51Hello welcome.
00:42:03Hello.
00:42:14Hello?
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:19Hello?
00:42:20Oh
00:42:24Oh iya bu bentar bu
00:42:26Oh
00:42:28Oh iya iya
00:42:30Oh iya bangun bangun bangun ibu ibu
00:42:33Bangun ibu
00:42:39Shhh
00:42:43Selamat pagi
00:42:45Hei ibu
00:42:47Ibu bawa in sarapan buat kalian
00:42:49Terima kasih ibu
00:42:53Terima kasih ibu
00:42:55Ini teh ginseng
00:42:57Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu
00:43:03Kalo ini ayu ini juga
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan
00:43:07Kalo rotinya
00:43:09Terus buat kamu
00:43:11Makasih ya
00:43:13Terima kasih ibu
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta
00:43:17Dan setelah bercinta
00:43:19Aduh no
00:43:21Ini serius loh
00:43:25Kalian perhatiin ya
00:43:29Ini tuh penting
00:43:31Ya
00:43:33Ini
00:43:35Ini bukan porno ini ilmu
00:43:37Kamu
00:43:39Kamu ya
00:43:41Kamu tuh
00:43:43Hayu harus di bawah
00:43:45Nah
00:43:47Broto nya yang di atas
00:43:49Gitu loh
00:43:51Hei ibu jangan jangan
00:43:53Bu ngapain sih
00:43:55Udah sebentar
00:43:57Aduh
00:43:59Biar ngerti
00:44:01Nih ya
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini
00:44:05Supaya
00:44:07Semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:09Untuk cari telurnya Ayu
00:44:1115 menit lah
00:44:13Dah
00:44:15Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa
00:44:19Ayu ayah
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin ayah
00:44:23Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk
00:44:25Hmm
00:44:27Hmm
00:44:29Hmm
00:44:31Hmm
00:44:33Hmm
00:44:37Toto
00:44:38Kamu tuh
00:44:39Jangan diem aja
00:44:41Sini sini
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh disini
00:44:44Nih deket terakhirnya
00:44:47Ini?
00:44:48Ya
00:44:49Soalnya gini
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu
00:44:53Itu menstimulasi si
00:44:55Dedek-dedek itu
00:44:56Bisa menang cepet
00:44:57Gitu loh
00:44:59Ah
00:45:00Terus
00:45:01Kamu acak ngobrol
00:45:05Acak ngobrol
00:45:06Hmm
00:45:07Hmm
00:45:08Gini?
00:45:09Iya
00:45:10Dede
00:45:11Halo
00:45:12Berenang
00:45:13Berenang
00:45:14Iya iya iya
00:45:15Nyelam
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa
00:45:17Ya
00:45:18Nanti deh
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya
00:45:20Doanya
00:45:21Ya
00:45:22Ya
00:45:23Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian
00:45:24Udah lah kerjain aja
00:45:25Ya
00:45:26Ya
00:45:27Ya
00:45:28Ya
00:45:29Ya
00:45:30Ya
00:45:31Ya
00:45:32Udah
00:45:33Ya udah
00:45:34Ya udah
00:45:35Ya udah
00:45:36Ya udah
00:45:37Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang
00:45:38Masa ibu nonton disini
00:45:39Masa sekarang
00:45:40Iya
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong
00:45:42Ya udah
00:45:43Ya udah
00:45:44Ya udah
00:45:45Ya
00:45:46Ya
00:45:47Ya
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cuti ya dari kalian ya
00:45:49Ya
00:45:50Ya
00:45:51Ya
00:45:52Allah
00:45:53Ya
00:45:55Ya
00:46:16Ya
00:46:16Let's go.
00:46:46What's the case?
00:46:48I know you're still going to want to.
00:46:50I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:52I really want to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to talk about it.
00:46:56When?
00:46:58Oh, I need to remember.
00:47:00I forgot about it.
00:47:02I forgot about it.
00:47:04But you're also going to talk about it.
00:47:06I still need to talk about it.
00:47:08I need help.
00:47:10I need help.
00:47:12I need help.
00:47:14Okay, so...
00:47:16Can you check your phone number?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:22What's your phone number?
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:26Hey, I'm back, Link.
00:47:28If you're Bini, you're going to help me with me.
00:47:30I believe.
00:47:32What?
00:47:34Okay, okay.
00:47:36I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:44What?
00:47:50This is the number I wasļæ½ļæ½.
00:47:52Oh!
00:47:54Oh...
00:47:55Oh...
00:47:56Oh!
00:47:57I'll go back to my own house.
00:48:03Ayo!
00:48:04Ayo!
00:48:08Ayo!
00:48:17What are you doing?
00:48:19I'm doing my own.
00:48:21I'm just a kid.
00:48:24What do you do now?
00:48:27I'm sorry.
00:48:29I'm sorry.
00:48:31I'm sorry.
00:48:33What's wrong?
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What's wrong?
00:48:43What's wrong?
00:48:45I'm interacting with you.
00:48:51Ton,
00:48:53you're a number of people who are talking to my son?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:57Oh, nice.
00:48:59Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telepon depan Ayu.
00:49:03Lu? Lagi di depan Ayu?
00:49:05Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:09Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya? Eh, kenapa?
00:49:13Serius, Pak? Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:15Bentar, bentar.
00:49:17Ini gila sih.
00:49:19Aku udah curiga loh.
00:49:21Selama dalam yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:25Tapi kamu sendiri yang harus.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai, aku yang salah.
00:49:29Padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:31Enggak.
00:49:32Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak sampai sini lu.
00:49:40Nah.
00:49:41Tantar lu. Tantar lu. Tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:46Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Tantar.
00:49:57Maksud lu gimana?
00:49:59Kok nomor gua?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kan lu tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar mantep ini lu.
00:50:05Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:06Iya, gue lakinya.
00:50:07Kalau nomor gua bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lu masuk gak...
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:15Kamu tersampah.
00:50:19Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:37Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:42Kasih keju ya?
00:50:44Biar jelas.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Eh, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar jelas.
00:50:54Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:50:55Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:07Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, masih laku.
00:51:14Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:16Iya.
00:51:19Ma'am.
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20 sampai 25 juta.
00:51:30Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:44Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:58Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:01Biar mirin.
00:52:02Biar jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:06Yang banyak.
00:52:07Anya!
00:52:08Cuma perek kot-kotan yang namanya celah dalemnya,
00:52:10biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku.
00:52:16Kenan kamu tahu.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:27Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:31Gak puas lo bikin malu gue.
00:52:33Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:35Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:41Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:45ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:48Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:49Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:51Lo gak tahu?
00:52:52Enggak, tahu gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:01Oke, thank you.
00:53:24Jom.
00:53:28Halo Pak..
00:53:34Wa..
00:53:38Wad..
00:53:39Wa..
00:53:40Yoy!
00:53:41Yoy!
00:53:42Ah..
00:53:43Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:50Yoy!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:53Oh, what?
00:53:55What?
00:53:56Why don't you do this?
00:53:58What do you do with this?
00:54:00What?
00:54:02What?
00:54:04What else?
00:54:06You just got the proof!
00:54:08You got the proof?
00:54:10Okay? You don't have proof?
00:54:12No to me, I don't know what to do since I was out!
00:54:14Why are you up to me?
00:54:16What?
00:54:18I mean...
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01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:46Mas
01:04:48Mas
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat?
01:04:58Mas Mbak
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo bang?
01:05:04Aduh mas
01:05:06Itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum
01:05:12Eh
01:05:14Umbu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Nah
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:26Ya itu mas
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur mas
01:05:39Berdua dong nganggur kita
01:05:41Wah
01:05:42Wah
01:05:43Wah
01:05:48Wah
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:54Eyalah
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Iyak banget
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:02Rota
01:06:07Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:10Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo?
01:06:15Ayo mah
01:06:16Stop
01:06:17Rata
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:39Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:44Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan?
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:49Hah?
01:06:50Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimplan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh enggak eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimplan
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimplan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei bu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketah dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu gue aja
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:32Bro tau dengan segala rencana yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Munafik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Mas Lurut
01:07:44Eh anjing nyum gak lo
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:09Dimas orangnya
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:20Routine ngobrol
01:08:22Teleponan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas
01:08:35Mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Dimas
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:15Enggak enggak enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:34Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas
01:09:47Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:48Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Lo denger
01:09:51Bohong-bohong Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:58Janik
01:09:59Kesini ya
01:10:00Siap bu
01:10:04Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pakai uang aku aja
01:10:26Aku rela
01:10:27Ya
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Jangan
01:10:34Pernah
01:10:35Yanati aku
01:10:36Ya
01:10:38Ya
01:10:39Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Fredly
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti Tompi
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:08Janji ya
01:11:09Ya ya ya ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pakai senyum-senyum
01:11:29Ya terus
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:38Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:39Ibu
01:11:41Ini
01:11:42Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:45Ya
01:11:46Hei Bu
01:11:48Yaudah Yani kebelakangan lagi Ibu
01:11:49Ibu makan dong
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yanil lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ibu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Ini buktinya
01:11:59Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:02Terus sejak saat itu
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:11Bu
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:13Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:14Lo masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:36Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu
01:12:53Mbak Ayu nge-chat
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:01Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mbak
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus
01:13:11Aduh capek
01:13:12Itu udah murus ya
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:18Di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:19Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:30Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah Broto gua
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:33Aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:35Ibu
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu
01:13:38Anak prokon ibu ya
01:13:39Ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:52Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ya ibu
01:13:55Ibu
01:13:56Ibu
01:13:57Ibu
01:13:59Ibu
01:14:00Ibu
01:14:01Ibu
01:14:02Hi, I'm still in the room.
01:14:26I'm going to go to bed.
01:14:30I'm going to go to bed.
01:14:58Hi Zayam.
01:15:28Kamu yang sabar ya Zayam.
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:58Ini gak bener, harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu di depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kakak kamu ya?
01:16:37Kais, aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:50Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu, itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:00Mas Broto.
01:17:03Positif hamil.
01:17:07Bu.
01:17:09Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:12Ibu.
01:17:14Ibu.
01:17:15Ibu.
01:17:17Ibu.
01:17:18Ibu.
01:17:19Ibu.
01:17:21I'm so sorry.
01:17:51I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:17:58I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:18:06I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:18:24I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:18:35You and me are not true.
01:18:42You and me are a miracle.
01:18:50You and me are one.
01:19:00I love you, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:12I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:19:19I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:19:26I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:19:31I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:19:44I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:19:51I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:19:57I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:20:07I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:20:12I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:20:15I have never been able to find out who I am.
01:20:17I have never been able to find out who I am.
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