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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali.
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Ngomong.
00:12:59Gimana?
00:13:01Pakai, Pakai.
00:13:01Pakai, aku gak salah.
00:13:02Aku semuanya, aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama?
00:13:04Yuk, bauen!
00:13:05Yuk, saya kasih suruh dong.
00:13:09Tunggu, sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Shay.
00:13:12Lepas.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepasnya, benci kamu.
00:13:14I don't know what to do with you, brother.
00:13:44I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much to you.
00:14:04You can't get into it.
00:14:07What's your name?
00:14:09You can't get into it.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29I love you.
00:14:30I love you.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one you want,
00:14:34I'll be fine.
00:14:38I'll be fine.
00:14:41Don't feel sick until you feel sick.
00:14:54Peace be upon you.
00:14:57Peace be upon you.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:02Ayu.
00:15:04Ibu.
00:15:05Ibu.
00:15:06Ibu.
00:15:07Kok tiba-tiba kesini?
00:15:11Iya, kok gak bilang aku?
00:15:14Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:22Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:28Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:30Gue udah.
00:15:31Ehh.
00:15:32Loh.
00:15:33Kenapa sih?
00:15:34Kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:36Hah?
00:15:37Jangan.
00:15:38Aku nanggak.
00:15:39Enggak usah dong.
00:15:40Gak enak kan ya, cuma berantakan.
00:15:41Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:44Nanti.
00:15:45Nanti sih beresin.
00:15:46Gak deh.
00:15:47Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:49Koper Ibu diubak masuk.
00:15:50Ya.
00:15:52Mau orang yang lu.
00:15:53Ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Ya.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:57Ija.
00:15:58Ija.
00:15:59Ija!
00:16:01Ija, where?
00:16:03Ija, 2 months ago, I came back to the village because I got sick.
00:16:09Oh, I'm Yanni.
00:16:11I'm working here, Bu.
00:16:13Before, where did you work?
00:16:19In the store, Bu.
00:16:21Dalam bagian halu-halu lewat speaker kita,
00:16:23Selamat datang aus, Sematon komen.
00:16:25Bila Anda belanja hari ini,
00:16:27besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90%.
00:16:31Terus itu…
00:16:33Itu kenapa tuh udah gambar-gambar di derega.
00:16:37Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:39Aku muda waktu ikut-ikutan, tapi
00:16:40sekarang… suka ngesa
00:16:48Iya.
00:16:49Listen, come to bed then.
00:16:51Please sit down, sit up, take a seat.
00:16:53Please, please come to my bed then.
00:16:55To my room to my guest.
00:16:57You can make me look.
00:16:59This is your favorite big dress.
00:17:05How did you go to a band?
00:17:07Where is your band?
00:17:09Where is your band?
00:17:11A band?
00:17:13I don't think I'm going to go to bed now.
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:23Ibu?
00:17:25Ibu?
00:17:29Hello, Ibu? Ibu, where are you?
00:17:33Oh, I don't know.
00:17:35I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:37I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:39Sayang, can you help me?
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:45I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:47Yes, yes.
00:17:49I can't wait.
00:17:51I'm not going to go to the house.
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu is this and I want to go to the house with you?
00:17:57Yes, I can't wait.
00:17:59I can't wait to go.
00:18:01I can't wait to go to the house.
00:18:03Yes, I can't wait to go.
00:18:05It's your father, yeah?
00:18:07Yes, your father.
00:18:09If he asks you, you're so cute.
00:18:11It's not like Bapak.
00:18:13What do you mean?
00:18:15Yeah, Bapak is so cute.
00:18:17I want to try it.
00:18:19Why did you say it?
00:18:21Why did you talk about this?
00:18:23I'm sorry, I'm sick.
00:18:25I'm sick, so I'm sick.
00:18:27I'm sick.
00:18:29I'm sick.
00:18:31I'm strong.
00:18:33I'm afraid, Bapak.
00:18:35you don't want to talk to me.
00:18:37You're not going to talk to me.
00:18:39You are the only that you have to go.
00:18:41You're the only that you have to talk to me.
00:18:43You don't know?
00:18:45It's super.
00:18:47Let me talk about this.
00:18:49Because it did not sound because I was sick.
00:18:51If I like it, Bapak is nice.
00:18:53Thanks, Bapak.
00:18:55I like it.
00:18:57I like it.
00:19:05this is the last time, it's been a while
00:19:08thanks, I love you
00:19:12It's been a while since the last time, it's been a while
00:19:16like this virus
00:19:18and people died
00:19:21but it's been a while, people have been sick
00:19:23it's been a while, they still have been sick
00:19:26and they still have to wear it
00:19:28they're not wearing masks
00:19:30really, they're people
00:19:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:35I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:36I'm sorry.
00:19:38The internet TV is really stressed.
00:19:40It's time when I was here,
00:19:43I was just a single one.
00:19:45It was in the morning.
00:19:48So, our lives were very safe.
00:19:52The day each day,
00:19:54the story of people's dead.
00:19:57But I thought it was so stressed.
00:20:00Huh?
00:20:05Ibu, I want to talk about something with Ibu.
00:20:10No, what's up?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:14Hmm?
00:20:15Hmm?
00:20:19Hmm?
00:20:27Hmm?
00:20:29Hmm?
00:20:30Hmm?
00:20:38Kelas nembatik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:40Situasinya masih gak apa-apa, Nusif.
00:20:42Gak apa-apa.
00:20:45Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Gak ada.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa, kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Ya, Tok?
00:20:54Ya, pokoknya.
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar Ibu dulu ya, biar Ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu senang dia.
00:21:22Dia kaya untuk sekarang.
00:21:23Gak angsa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Aku kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga Ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga Ibu senang kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Bisa.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, itu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:06Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin hubungan.
00:22:09Iya.
00:22:11Emang Ibu gak laper?
00:22:13Laper lah.
00:22:14Aduh iya mas, jangan rumah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang Ibu.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya sayang?
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:39Oke, Ibu.
00:22:40Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:41Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:43Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, Ibu.
00:22:47Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke, siap, Ibu.
00:22:53Eh, Ibu.
00:22:54Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, Ibu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:08Nah siap sana, kalau gak Ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:12Tolongnya mana?
00:23:13Bum.
00:23:14Berapa?
00:23:15Beratur.
00:23:16Beratur.
00:23:17Beratur.
00:23:18Yuk.
00:23:19Yuk.
00:23:21Kes.
00:23:22Belanja lagi.
00:23:23Soto ayam.
00:23:25Ikuti percanaan.
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:30Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kes, belanja lagi.
00:23:35Soto Ayam, follow your journey.
00:23:38Let's go, let's go.
00:23:43This is not true.
00:23:46Just think about it, when you go, I will come.
00:23:49You want to go here during lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown is not 2-3 days.
00:23:54It can be a week or a month.
00:23:58This is a sign of God if we can't be scared.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05It's a sign of God.
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09You can't talk to God.
00:24:11You can't talk to God.
00:24:13You can't talk to God.
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Let's go, let's go.
00:24:28Let's go.
00:24:31Yo, please, Dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:47Bu!
00:24:48Bu!
00:24:49Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:50Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:24:51Itu ada orang kelurahan nger.
00:24:53Pak!
00:24:54Rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:24:55Tuh, tuh!
00:24:56Disegel!
00:24:57Pak!
00:24:58Pak, sebentar, Pak!
00:24:59Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:00Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:01There are a lot of people in the middle.
00:25:03Pak, our house is going to settle down, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, settle down.
00:25:07Pak, wait a minute, Pak.
00:25:09Are you going to settle down, Pak?
00:25:11This is the governor's instructions, Pak.
00:25:13So, every house is going to quarantine itself.
00:25:16But how long is this?
00:25:18I don't know, Bu.
00:25:20I hope it's not too long.
00:25:22Let's go, Bu.
00:25:24Pak, how are you doing?
00:25:28Yeah, Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:31Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:33How do we go to my partner, Mas Bambang?
00:25:36We can go to here.
00:25:38He's going to be alone, Pak.
00:25:40Then, Bu, then Mas Bambang can ask us to help.
00:25:44Then, we can take care of the house, Bu.
00:25:47How do you think, Bu?
00:25:49Yes, I think, Bu, Mas Bambang will be useful.
00:25:58Please take care of, Bu.
00:26:16Lê, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya?
00:26:19Ayu!
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Hmm.
00:26:22Kayaknya di kamar, mungkin, Bu.
00:26:24Yaudah, Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:27Hey, I'll do it.
00:26:31Why are you doing this?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:48I don't want to be here.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I just want to leave.
00:26:57What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01Let's come.
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:24I need to find a place.
00:27:28What a lot..
00:27:30What a lot is it?
00:27:36I'm going to find a place in the city.
00:27:38I'm in the church like that.
00:27:40I'm just coming.
00:27:41I'm getting ready.
00:27:43I'm alone.
00:27:46I'm alone and I will be afraid.
00:27:48Fire!
00:27:49You can't, love.
00:27:51Just tell me alone.
00:27:53If you're in there, I'm afraid of it.
00:27:55But I'm afraid of it.
00:27:58If, if I'm in here alone,
00:28:02people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:09it's virus flu,
00:28:11not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15it's not okay, Aman.
00:28:17But still, I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25Biar kamu tenang,
00:28:27aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:31Oh iya.
00:28:33Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu,
00:28:37abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Aduh sayang,
00:28:47nyalain video call-nya cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:49Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance.
00:28:53Sekarang, oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Wih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:13Bu-ooka, bu-ooka, bu-ooka!
00:29:23Bu-ooka, bu-ooka, bu-ooka.
00:29:25Uuh!
00:29:27No need to have it at your own pace, I'm okay if you want to stay, if you want to stay.
00:29:41Hey, Mas.
00:29:43Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Boss, we're going to go fast. Lockdown.
00:29:48I'm going to go on here.
00:29:49I'm going to go on here.
00:29:50I'm going to go on here.
00:29:51I'm going to go on here, Mas.
00:29:52I'm going to go on here.
00:29:54Love, honey.
00:29:56Love.
00:29:57Love.
00:29:58Love.
00:29:59Love.
00:30:00Love.
00:30:01Love, love.
00:30:02Love.
00:30:03Love.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I want to see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet moment.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Enggak dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:25Eh.
00:30:26Guys.
00:30:27Masuk.
00:30:28Masuk.
00:30:29Masuk.
00:30:30Masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:33Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys.
00:30:42Lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:45Bu.
00:30:46Iya, Bu.
00:30:47Iya, Bu.
00:30:48Iya, Bu.
00:30:49Iya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya?
00:30:54Kasihannya leper.
00:30:55Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Iya, Bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek.
00:31:33Dan ninggalin sandalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selang dalem?
00:31:44Selang dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selang dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin sandalem.
00:31:58Gak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain sandalem aku?
00:32:03Enak kamu tau.
00:32:04Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:11Ayo kamu ngaku sama aku.
00:32:13Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, Bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Mau mandi, Bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:29Eh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah.
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah, Broto mau mandi.
00:32:52Udah.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:59Iya, Ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:21Gak bisa.
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Hah?
00:33:24Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak.
00:33:25Buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin gak mau.
00:33:28Ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Iya.
00:33:30Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:31Iya, tapi...
00:33:32Aduh.
00:33:33Aku ngulek di sana atau ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Gak ngaceng.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:42Ya.
00:33:43Aku gimana ini?
00:33:44Hey.
00:33:45Estirah di tempat.
00:33:46Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:48Kalau makan aku sentil ya.
00:33:50Tunggu aku tinggal.
00:33:51Tunggu aku tinggal.
00:33:52Tunggu,すat rup.
00:33:53Tunggu.
00:33:54Tunggu.
00:33:55It's not easy to go.
00:33:58I can't do it.
00:34:02It's okay.
00:34:03It's okay.
00:34:06What's up?
00:34:08I'll have to stay.
00:34:12I'll have to go to the next day.
00:34:16What's up?
00:34:18I'll have to go to the next day.
00:34:20I'll have to go to the next day.
00:34:22I'll have to go to the next day.
00:34:24Mbak Yanni, why are you still in there?
00:34:30Well, I just went to Yanni. I was really excited to see Yanni.
00:34:36I'm really serious.
00:34:44I want to go where?
00:34:46Hmm...
00:34:48I'm going to the side, the signal is better than the side.
00:34:52I'm going to the chat to the customer.
00:34:56Eh, Bu!
00:34:58But don't go to the area of Kamar Riani.
00:35:02The signal is dead!
00:35:04Ambiar, Bu!
00:35:06Aduh, I'm sorry!
00:35:08Yeah, yeah.
00:35:10Ah, Riani.
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:18Oh gitu ya.
00:35:19Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:20Yah, Bu!
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:37Kau kaget itu pada siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu.
00:35:47Yan!
00:35:48Telor, dede! Telor!
00:35:50Yah, ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Ini jantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:55Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Nah, ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu. Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:06Telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak cos kalo buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Am-am.
00:36:18Uyeh, uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh, uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu lho, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalo buat Bu Ayu, kecu sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Iya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen tuh gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yani paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yani kenalin aja sama temen Yani di kampung.
00:36:47Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi lho, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:58Udah lah.
00:36:59Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:02Siap, Bu.
00:37:03Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:15Ehm.
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yani belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:42Ayu.
00:37:43Ayu.
00:37:44Ayu.
00:37:45Ayu.
00:37:46Ayu.
00:37:47Ayu.
00:37:48Ayu.
00:37:49Ayu.
00:37:50Ayu.
00:37:51Ayu.
00:37:52Ayu.
00:37:53Ayu.
00:37:54Ayu.
00:37:55Ayu.
00:37:56Ayu.
00:37:57Ayu.
00:37:58Ayu.
00:37:59Ayu.
00:38:00Ayu.
00:38:01Ayu.
00:38:02Ayu.
00:38:03Ayu.
00:38:04Ayu.
00:38:05Ayu.
00:38:06Ayu.
00:38:07Ayu.
00:38:08Ayu.
00:38:09Ayu.
00:38:10Ayu.
00:38:11Buzepo
00:38:15Hey
00:38:17Aduh
00:38:18Masih ya?
00:38:20Cuuuh
00:38:21Kamer ganti
00:38:27Cakeet
00:38:29Omelette
00:38:31Eh Bu Ayu
00:38:33Bu Sepo
00:38:35Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepo
00:38:39It's good, it's good.
00:38:43We're ready, Bu.
00:38:45We're ready.
00:38:51Hi, handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:55Yuk, I'm ready.
00:38:57It's a little bit.
00:39:01But it's the sensation.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come to Mama.
00:39:07No, I want to go.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem enggak udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, ya udah.
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Hah?
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih? Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:49Nggak diapa-apain lagi?
00:39:51Hmm...
00:39:53Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Hmm...
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya gak aku nih. Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini, agar bahan sama.
00:40:14Uh...
00:40:16Uh...
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:22Hmm...
00:40:23Hmm...
00:40:24Kemes deh.
00:40:25Pasti...
00:40:26Ya.
00:40:27Hmm...
00:40:28Tapi habis krokin, hmm...
00:40:29Hmm...
00:40:30Ya.
00:40:33Mas...
00:40:34Ya.
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Sekarangan nanti kalau bos kamu tahu dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah...
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:47Ya.
00:40:48Aman deh, aman.
00:40:50Terus, mandinya.
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:55Hmm...
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku lagi bawa baju.
00:41:08Baju Bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Bapak, aku kulitnya.
00:41:11Nyenek.
00:41:12Nyenek.
00:41:30Dengar kamu...
00:41:33Loh-lamah cómo?
00:41:35Ah si...
00:41:36Father.
00:42:06What is he doing?
00:42:07Da-da-da.
00:42:08Child, in your seat.
00:42:10Child.
00:42:11Child.
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:17Listen.
00:42:19Hey,급.
00:42:20Shh.
00:42:21Your butt read to you!
00:42:24Your butt.
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Your butt.
00:42:28Excuse me.
00:42:29My butt!
00:42:30Your butt!
00:42:32Hey Ibu.
00:42:35Hey Ibu.
00:42:37Hey Ibu.
00:42:38Hey.
00:42:39Hey Ibu.
00:42:41Hey Ibu.
00:42:42Hi.
00:42:43Hey Ibu.
00:42:44Hey Ibu.
00:42:44Hey Ibu.
00:42:46Hey Ibu.
00:42:46Hey Ibu bawa in sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:50Oh.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:53Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56He-he.
00:42:57Ini ada, ada ruman rumpahnya loh.
00:43:00Itu buat, buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02If you have a hug, then you can add some sadness.
00:43:08If you have a roti, it's for you.
00:43:13Thank you, Bu.
00:43:15If your position, after you love...
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:20No, no, no, no.
00:43:22This is serious, though.
00:43:25No, no.
00:43:28Can you see?
00:43:30This is important.
00:43:33This is not porn.
00:43:36This is not porn.
00:43:38You must be in the bottom.
00:43:42The bottom is the top.
00:43:45That's it.
00:43:47Can I tell you?
00:43:50Eh, Bu, don't!
00:43:52Can I tell you?
00:43:53Can I tell you?
00:43:54Aduh!
00:43:55I understand!
00:43:58Hmm.
00:44:00Hmm.
00:44:01Hmm.
00:44:02Nih ya.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Hmm.
00:44:06Supaya,
00:44:07semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Hmm, hmm.
00:44:17Bisa gak?
00:44:18Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin, ayo.
00:44:23Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:28Hmm.
00:44:37Toto, kamu tuh...
00:44:41Jangan diem aja.
00:44:42Sini-sini.
00:44:43Tanganmu taruh disini.
00:44:44Nih, deket rahimnya.
00:44:45What's the last one?
00:44:47This?
00:44:49Yeah, so like this
00:44:51The hands of your hands
00:44:53It stimulates the Dede
00:44:55The Dede that can run fast
00:44:57That's it
00:44:59And then
00:45:01You talk to me
00:45:05You talk to me
00:45:07You talk to me
00:45:09Yes, Dede
00:45:11Hello
00:45:13Yes
00:45:15Yes
00:45:17After that you do,
00:45:19i will do you do this
00:45:21You tell me, where else do I do this
00:45:23How do I do this
00:45:24Work for this
00:45:25Yes
00:45:27Yes
00:45:31Yes
00:45:33Yes
00:45:35Yes
00:45:36Please take it first
00:45:38just eat
00:45:40You start a drink
00:45:41Let me get out of here.
00:45:43Don't worry.
00:45:45Let me get out of here.
00:45:47Yes.
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:49Yes.
00:45:50Yes.
00:45:51Yes.
00:46:11Yes.
00:46:13Yes.
00:46:15Yes.
00:46:17Yes.
00:46:19Yes.
00:46:21Yes.
00:46:23Yes.
00:46:37.
00:46:41.
00:46:43.
00:46:45.
00:46:47.
00:46:49.
00:46:51.
00:46:53.
00:46:55.
00:46:57.
00:46:59.
00:47:01.
00:47:03.
00:47:05.
00:47:06.
00:47:10.
00:47:16.
00:47:18.
00:47:19.
00:47:20.
00:47:23.
00:47:26.
00:47:27.
00:47:32.
00:47:34.
00:47:35Let's talk about 1-2 hours, then I'll talk to you.
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:40Let's talk to you.
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:08Ayo!
00:48:10Ayo!
00:48:16Eh, ngapain?
00:48:18Telepon selingkuhan.
00:48:20Aku aja.
00:48:22Apa sih kamu?
00:48:32Sini!
00:48:34Apa sih, Broko?
00:48:36Disitu tuh?
00:48:38Ya kan?
00:48:40Disitu semua rahasianya, bener ya?
00:48:42Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:46Interacting gue ya?
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin meeting gue kan?
00:48:56Iya, ada.
00:48:58Ada nomor.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:02Sini gue telepon depan Ayu.
00:49:04Lu lagi di depan Ayu.
00:49:06Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:10Iya?
00:49:11Iya, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius kok?
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar ya, bentar.
00:49:16Ini gila sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curiga loh.
00:49:22Selana dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punyanya Anya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri ya, Mel.
00:49:28Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:29Aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:32Enggak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya!
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak sampai gini lo.
00:49:41Nah.
00:49:42Tentang-tentang, tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar-sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:48Denger gak?
00:49:49Tentang.
00:49:50Maksud lo gimana?
00:49:51Kok nomor gua?
00:49:52Ya iya.
00:49:53Kalian lu tanya sama gue.
00:49:54Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk gini lo.
00:49:56Ya nomornya nomor dulu.
00:49:57Iya gua lakinya.
00:49:58Kalau nomor gua bilang aja gak ada.
00:49:59Tadi lu masuk gak...
00:50:00Jem!
00:50:01Tentang!
00:50:02Tentang!
00:50:03Tentang!
00:50:04Tentang!
00:50:05Tentang!
00:50:06Tentang!
00:50:07Tentang!
00:50:08Tentang!
00:50:09Tentang!
00:50:10Tentang!
00:50:11Tentang!
00:50:12Tentang!
00:50:13Tentang!
00:50:15Tentang!
00:50:16Tentang!
00:50:17Tentang!
00:50:18Tentang!
00:50:19Tentang!
00:50:20Tentang!
00:50:21Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:23Tentang!
00:50:25Tentang!
00:50:26Tentang!
00:50:27Tentang!
00:50:28Tentang!
00:50:29Tentang!
00:50:30Tentang!
00:50:31Mas sayangku!
00:50:32Tentang!
00:50:33Tentang!
00:50:34Tentang!
00:50:36Tentang!
00:50:37Tentang!
00:50:38Tentang!
00:50:39Tentang!
00:50:40Tentang!
00:50:41Tentang!
00:50:42Itu toge!
00:50:44Kasih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar jos!
00:50:46Makan ya!
00:50:47I think this is an actual emotion because what you already met what we are doing.
00:51:00Moving around.
00:51:14I have to do it
00:51:17I have to do it
00:51:21I have to do it
00:51:24I have to do it
00:51:27I have to do it
00:51:2920-25 juta
00:51:31that's it
00:51:33that's what I'm talking about
00:51:34from the beginning
00:51:37I have to do it
00:51:39I have to do it
00:51:41that's it
00:51:44I don't worry
00:51:47like this
00:51:49and I don't know the money
00:51:53I'm sure
00:51:54I'm sure
00:51:55I'm sure
00:51:57I'm sure
00:51:58but I'm sure
00:52:01I'm sure
00:52:03I'm sure
00:52:05I'm sure
00:52:07I'm sure
00:52:09It's just the name of Cosco that's the name of Instagram,
00:52:11so I don't get stuck with the name of other people!
00:52:13How did I call Instagram?
00:52:16You know, I don't like Instagram.
00:52:31What's wrong with you, Ton?
00:52:32You didn't want to make me mad at you?
00:52:34Sorry about that just happened.
00:52:36You didn't mean to make me mad at you.
00:52:39I have a new information.
00:52:42What's wrong with you?
00:52:43What's wrong with you?
00:52:44What's wrong with you?
00:52:45The hacker said that there's one number in the same email with the phone.
00:52:49What's wrong with you?
00:52:51You have two number.
00:52:52You don't know?
00:52:53No, I have one.
00:52:55And in the number one, there's one number that's a lot.
00:52:59Can I call my number now?
00:53:01Okay.
00:53:06I'm the manning.
00:53:07I was the manning when I'm dying.
00:53:09I'm like, hey, if you've got me out of here.
00:53:12I'm really sorry.
00:53:13I'm sorry.
00:53:15Can I pull my number on my phone?
00:53:16I'm the one.
00:53:18I'm the one.
00:53:19I'm the one.
00:53:20I'm the one.
00:53:21I'm the one.
00:53:22I'm the one.
00:53:23I'm the one.
00:53:24I'm the one.
00:53:25And they're all too strong.
00:53:26You've got to continue.
00:53:27I'm the two.
00:53:28You've got your number one.
00:53:30What?
00:53:31I'm the other one.
00:53:32You're wrong.
00:53:33You're the two.
00:53:34What is this?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thank you, Lo!
00:53:51Yo!
00:53:53Ayo!
00:53:55What's up again?
00:53:56What's up again?
00:53:57What's up again?
00:53:58What's up again?
00:53:59What's up again?
00:54:05What's up again?
00:54:07Aku...
00:54:08Ayo...
00:54:09Apa?
00:54:10Boleh ada bukti!
00:54:11Bukti...
00:54:12Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Nggak usah nilai selagi..
00:54:14Daripada ku kasar sama lo!
00:54:15Kata!
00:54:17Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:20Menantuk sayangan ibu?
00:54:24Tuh ada ibu?
00:54:26Bilang kepala!
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:30Enggak ngomong apa sih, bro?
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:34I lo but a slightly
00:54:39You don't have a good
00:54:40We go and speak
00:54:42Anton
00:54:42We don't need you
00:54:44We don't know
00:54:46No one
00:54:49I don't know
00:54:51And it was
00:54:55You don't know
00:54:56What do you mean
00:54:58Oh
00:55:01uhhh
00:55:112 years ago I didn't have done anything with you
00:55:13I came to my parents
00:55:16These days are when you get down with me
00:55:18Oh my bro
00:55:19you're like what do you know this
00:55:22this is a place that you know
00:55:25Hey
00:55:26the lo saw in the city
00:55:28you know
00:55:29The girl what is in the house?
00:55:31The girl is in the house, the girl is in the house?
00:55:33She's in the house, she's in the house.
00:55:35She's in her house, she says she's in the house in the house.
00:55:37She's in the house, she's in the house.
00:55:41Drama?
00:55:43So, you mean, the woman who I got 2 years ago, I was just a little bit of a bitch?
00:55:49Ha?
00:55:50Ayo, if you don't want to call me, you're just going to call me.
00:55:56Can't I?
00:55:59Broto, Ibu already know all about you, about you, and your actions.
00:56:17It's been a long time, I know.
00:56:21I thought I was going to die, but I thought it was going to be a long time.
00:56:38What about you?
00:56:40You forgot your name.
00:56:42Your father's name, Hadi Suteyjo, who makes all your business you can do.
00:56:48There are a lot of people you can ask me to help.
00:56:55You have a good, beautiful, beautiful, and still you are still alive.
00:57:00You idiot!
00:57:02You idiot!
00:57:03Did you hear me?
00:57:08You idiot!
00:57:10You idiot!
00:57:11You idiot!
00:57:13You idiot!
00:57:15What about you with your husband?
00:57:20I know you, you and my husband?
00:57:24You know you?!
00:57:25I know you, you and my husband!
00:57:28You know that really?
00:57:30You know what the hell?
00:57:31You know what he said to me about you!
00:57:32I know what about you, mama!
00:57:33Next time, I will call Dimas here, to explain everything.
00:57:47No, I don't want to call Dimas. If I want to go from here, I'll go.
00:57:55There's no way to go.
00:57:58No, I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:04Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:07Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:12There's no way to call Dimas.
00:58:14Before all this is explained.
00:58:18Let's go back again.
00:58:20In the evening, you will sleep with me.
00:58:26While in the evening, you will think about what you will make tomorrow.
00:58:33I don't want family to call Dimas.
00:58:34I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:43I don't want that.
00:58:46I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:47I don't know what to do.
00:58:49I don't know what to do.
00:58:51I don't know what to do.
00:59:17I don't know what to do.
00:59:47I don't know what to do.
01:00:05Aduh...
01:00:07Aduh, Mas, gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:09Aduh, stress deh aku.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalo lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:16Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedinya lah, kayak aku stress.
01:00:28Kayaknya Ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya Bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu Sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:44Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:45Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:46Sepay.
01:00:47My name is Yan.
01:00:48Yan.
01:00:49Keren.
01:00:50Yan.
01:00:51Kau minyak angin ya?
01:00:52Habis ngerok kamu?
01:00:53Ini sebenernya minyak tanah tadi.
01:00:54Hah?
01:00:55Hah?
01:00:56Keren.
01:00:57Keren.
01:00:58Yan.
01:00:59Kau minyak angin ya?
01:01:01Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:02Ini sebenernya minyak tanah tadi.
01:01:03Hah?
01:01:04Keren.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:06Yan.
01:01:07Kau minyak angin ya?
01:01:09Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:10Ini sebenernya minyak tanah tadi.
01:01:12Hah?
01:01:13Hah?
01:01:14Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:15Ini sebenernya minyak tanah tadi.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:17Oh.
01:01:18Oh.
01:01:19Oh.
01:01:20Oh.
01:01:21Oh.
01:01:22Oh.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:24Oh.
01:01:25Oh.
01:01:26Oh.
01:01:27Oh.
01:01:28Oh.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:36Oh.
01:01:37Oh.
01:01:38Oh.
01:01:39Oh.
01:01:40Oh.
01:01:41Oh.
01:01:42Oh.
01:01:43Oh.
01:01:44Oh.
01:01:44Oh.
01:01:46Oh.
01:01:52Oh.
01:01:53Oh.
01:01:54Oh.
01:01:55Oh.
01:01:56Oh.
01:01:57Pengikmara.
01:01:58Oh.
01:01:59Oh.
01:02:00Sayang.
01:02:01Oh.
01:02:02Oh.
01:02:03Oh, super, juga banyak banget sih.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Ya Ndu.
01:02:10Oh.
01:02:11Oh.
01:02:12I'm still working
01:02:16Yeah, I'm just going to sleep again
01:02:22It's not possible if I go home
01:02:28Jakarta is still karantina, how are you going to report?
01:02:32Yeah, I'm healthy, I'm healthy
01:02:37No, I'm not going to talk to my mom
01:02:42Yeah, yeah
01:02:44Jan?
01:02:46I'm going to work again
01:02:54You still sleep?
01:03:00You're not body, right?
01:03:04Yaudah, istirahat aja
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:13Aku bingung, Jan
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Semoga gak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:39Ya, Wis
01:03:47Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Save dan
01:04:12Saari
01:04:13Hello
01:04:15Oh
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:31Hey Dimas
01:04:37Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:41Hai, Mbak Yu
01:04:49Mas
01:04:51Sehat
01:04:57Mas Mambang
01:04:59Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:03Aduh Mas
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:07Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:09Belom
01:05:11Eh
01:05:13Tadi
01:05:14Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:15Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:26Ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:30Duh
01:05:31Duh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini lo Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:54Eyalah
01:05:56Duit ini
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Iyak
01:05:59Iyak banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:07Roto
01:06:08Kamu duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:10Dia akan yang makan sodara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo
01:06:15Ayo kemang
01:06:16Stah
01:06:17Roto
01:06:18Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Dominan
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimplan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh enggak eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimplan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei
01:07:15Ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Yang paling nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja
01:07:23Bodoh banget
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketahin dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu gue aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Munafik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:40Lo lebih suci dari gue
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Dia hati nyungan
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:06Dan ternyata
01:08:09Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Routine ngobrol
01:08:21Teleponan
01:08:23Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:27Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:32Lihat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas
01:08:35Mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Mas
01:08:37Mas
01:08:38Dimas
01:08:39Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:44Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:46Jadi
01:08:47Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:50Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:08:52Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:08:53Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:08:54Cuma bedanya
01:08:55Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:08:56Ya?
01:08:57Ya enggak lah
01:08:58Enggak
01:08:59Enggak
01:09:00Enggak
01:09:01Enggak
01:09:02Enggak
01:09:03Udah yang diam
01:09:05Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:07Udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:08Udah?
01:09:09Udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:10Udah?
01:09:11Udah?
01:09:12Udah?
01:09:13Udah?
01:09:14Udah?
01:09:15Udah?
01:09:16Udah?
01:09:17Udah?
01:09:18Udah?
01:09:19Udah?
01:09:20Udah?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:39Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Aku gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:49Lu udah denger
01:09:51Bobo tuan tuh
01:09:52Sama
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:56Makan
01:09:58Yanni
01:09:59Kesini ya
01:10:00Siap, bu
01:10:01Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:06Aduh
01:10:08Doain aku ya mas
01:10:10Ya
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:15Eh mas
01:10:18Tapi
01:10:19Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:21Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:28Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:36Ya
01:10:37Ya
01:10:38Ya
01:10:39Ya
01:10:40Ya
01:10:41Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:45Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:48Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:51Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:54Seperti kata
01:10:57Glenn Bradley
01:10:58Tak pernah
01:10:59Setengahan
01:11:00Hehehe
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:04Udah ganti Tom
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:08Janji ya
01:11:09Ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu
01:11:25Soal mainan HP
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:28Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:32Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:34Ini handphone
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:38Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:39Ibu
01:11:40Ini
01:11:42Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:44Hei bu
01:11:46Ya udah
01:11:48Ya nih
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Ani lagi yang makan
01:11:54Iya
01:11:55Iya Bu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini
01:12:14Bu
01:12:15Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:16Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:17Iya
01:12:18Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul lah sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:55Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah mulus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:18Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:23Ayo
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:31Aku
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu ini
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu Bu
01:13:38Anak prokon ibu ya
01:13:39Ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:52Ibu maaf ya
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ayu
01:13:55Ayu
01:13:56Ayu
01:13:57Ayu
01:13:58Ayu
01:13:59Ayu
01:14:00Ayu
01:14:01Ayu
01:14:02Ayu
01:14:03Ayu
01:14:04Ayu
01:14:05Ayu
01:14:06Ayu
01:14:07Ayu
01:14:08Ayu
01:14:09Ayu
01:14:10Ayu
01:14:11Ayu
01:14:12Ayu
01:14:13Ayu
01:14:14Ayu
01:14:15Ayu
01:14:16Ayu
01:14:17Ayu
01:14:18Ayu
01:14:19Ayu
01:14:20Ayu
01:14:21Ayu
01:14:22Ayu
01:14:23Ayu
01:14:24Ayu
01:14:25Ayu
01:14:26Ayu
01:14:27And that's it.
01:14:57Hi, Zayang.
01:15:27Kamu yang sabar ya, Zayang.
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang sayang kita.
01:15:57Ini gak bener, harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:06Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kikak kamu ya.
01:16:37Kais, aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu, itu.
01:16:56Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:03Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:13來 mamam kaloben.
01:17:14Mereka duit sama jagis!
01:17:16Ay 여at v 만약 itu,embigu kamu ngerti akibu dengan zin.
01:17:18Mereka tak
01:17:29и berhenti lakukan sajET.
01:17:31Ya dia, aku berhenti untuk entirely di nowhere.
01:17:34Tidak hati aku.
01:17:35Tidak bunyi.
01:17:36I'm a single person.
01:17:47I've never had a relationship with you.
01:17:55I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:02I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:13I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:21I've never had a relationship with you.
01:18:27Everything happens with a goal.
01:18:35You and me are not true.
01:18:42You and me are a curse.
01:18:48You and me are one.
01:18:57I love you, Proto.
01:19:03Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:18Mas Bapak, masa sedi...
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:52No.
01:19:55Mama?
01:19:57Come on!
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