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00:00:00VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's made in place today.
00:00:04Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking.
00:00:05Here's your ticket, sir.
00:00:07Ready, ladies?
00:00:09Excuse me, sir.
00:00:11You can't sit here.
00:00:13This is first class.
00:00:16You know what? You've been paying for this.
00:00:19Attention passengers, we're going to perform an emergency landing.
00:00:30I guarantee you all the passengers you're on board, we'll make it out alive.
00:00:34Fuck it.
00:00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who started the party without me?
00:00:45We said I'd take it to the ride.
00:00:50This is Jet Hawking.
00:00:51Hit the lights.
00:00:52Let's go.
00:01:22If anyone's going to bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:01:26Well, maybe he's not a big guy. Maybe he's an ass guy.
00:01:38Ready, ladies?
00:01:39Not yet, Heather.
00:01:42Well, takeoff is in 30 minutes, so we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip.
00:01:48Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:54She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:01:57Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking.
00:02:10What's with the spectacle?
00:02:11I told you I can get here on my own.
00:02:13It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
00:02:15You're our airline's top investor.
00:02:16Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
00:02:22Escort me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
00:02:25It wasn't exactly helping.
00:02:27I apologize.
00:02:28Here's your ticket, sir.
00:02:34Better not see anyone following me.
00:02:36Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
00:02:53Sorry for running late, just, you know, to pull in L.A. traffic.
00:03:02That guy is not the VIP passenger.
00:03:04Not a chance.
00:03:05He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
00:03:11Excuse me, sir.
00:03:13You can't sit here.
00:03:15And why is that?
00:03:17This is first class.
00:03:19Economy is back there in the main cabin.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Okay.
00:03:24I like where I'm sitting.
00:03:26Give me a break.
00:03:28With the dirt rags you're wearing?
00:03:30Well, I like what I'm wearing.
00:03:31First class is for the social elites, millionaires, and CEOs.
00:03:38But you, you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker.
00:03:42You belong out there, handling baggage.
00:03:46Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
00:03:50Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
00:03:52The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
00:03:59Maple Airlines' top investor.
00:04:03That's exactly right.
00:04:05Oh, let me get a chance.
00:04:06I would love a cup of coffee.
00:04:08Just black.
00:04:09Thanks.
00:04:09Tyler!
00:04:14Get over here!
00:04:17We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
00:04:21What did you just call me?
00:04:23He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
00:04:27Chit-out, Claire.
00:04:28I'll take care of it.
00:04:34Hey, you were coffee, right?
00:04:36I did.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:39Yes.
00:04:42Oh, no.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:44Oh, no.
00:04:46Oh, no.
00:04:52Fucker.
00:04:53That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
00:04:56Well, you're trying to spill the coffee on me first.
00:04:59Where are your manners?
00:05:00That's it.
00:05:01Enough playing games.
00:05:02Where is your ticket?
00:05:04Word of advice.
00:05:05That's nicely next time.
00:05:09Where's my ticket?
00:05:15It doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:05:19See this, folks?
00:05:20Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:05:24Your ticket came off the plane.
00:05:25Shh.
00:05:25We got this.
00:05:26Time's up, buddy.
00:05:27Listen.
00:05:28I have a ticket.
00:05:29How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
00:05:31I mean, look at this.
00:05:32You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
00:05:36You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:38You're the one who tried.
00:05:39No, listen.
00:05:39Listen, this is going to be one of two ways.
00:05:41Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
00:05:48Got it?
00:05:50Mr.
00:05:51That's me nicely.
00:05:52And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
00:05:56Of course they will.
00:05:59FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air, and hence wings, right, with an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
00:06:10So, yes.
00:06:11Who the hell do you think you are?
00:06:13I own this airliner.
00:06:15That's it.
00:06:16Enough playtime.
00:06:16Let's go.
00:06:17Get out.
00:06:17And who do you think you are to touch me?
00:06:30It's true.
00:06:32A ninja or something.
00:06:34That's it.
00:06:34We've got to get him out of here.
00:06:35I'm calling airport security.
00:06:37This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger.
00:06:40And Maple Airlines says they have the best service in the industry.
00:06:44Give me that phone.
00:06:45That video needs to be deleted.
00:06:48Not a chance.
00:06:49The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
00:06:52She's right.
00:06:53This needs to be documented.
00:06:55Delete that video, or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
00:07:00For life!
00:07:06Ma'am, you have to see this.
00:07:11What on earth?
00:07:12Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff.
00:07:16I'm going on board.
00:07:27You don't understand.
00:07:29That man snuck on board without a ticket.
00:07:31He's a stowaway.
00:07:32That's right, folks.
00:07:33For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
00:07:37Okay?
00:07:38This is for your own safety.
00:07:39He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
00:07:41Kick him out.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Fuck that guy.
00:07:44The last thing I needed was some hobo to run on my travel plans.
00:07:48Attention, passengers.
00:07:49Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:07:52Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
00:07:56But hang tight.
00:07:57We'll be in the air shortly.
00:07:59We really appreciate your patience.
00:08:00God damn it.
00:08:02This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
00:08:06Somebody call airport security.
00:08:08What a shit show.
00:08:09This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
00:08:12Calm down.
00:08:14Ladies and gents, I have a ticket.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:17If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
00:08:25It's time to go.
00:08:29Keep your hands off my property.
00:08:32Sorry, but we're at capacity.
00:08:34No room for dead weight like you.
00:08:36Dead weight?
00:08:37I think you tore the dead weight on my property.
00:08:45What property?
00:08:46You're poor.
00:08:47Your property is trash.
00:08:49I'm warning you.
00:08:52Which is why this is going out the window.
00:08:55Okay.
00:09:07How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
00:09:17You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
00:09:22This was a gift from my late wife.
00:09:28Maple Airlines is named after her.
00:09:31Do you realize it was honoring your disgrace?
00:09:34Sure.
00:09:35A lot of people are named Maple.
00:09:38You can claim whatever you want.
00:09:40It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
00:09:46Well, one thing's for sure.
00:09:48This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
00:09:54The sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
00:09:57See?
00:09:58We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
00:10:01Don't you dare.
00:10:02Look, I don't care.
00:10:06Whatever you are.
00:10:08You want money?
00:10:09I have plenty.
00:10:11But more than that.
00:10:13Who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
00:10:17Airport security?
00:10:22We've got a passenger string of trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451?
00:10:27Yes, send someone now!
00:10:29Are you threatening us?
00:10:32We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
00:10:38You are so dead.
00:10:40I'm Jet Hawkins.
00:10:41Wait till these dimwits find out I'm their boss.
00:10:45This guitar better not be broken.
00:10:47Because if it is...
00:10:48You'll what?
00:10:50Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary?
00:10:54I won't be the one begging.
00:10:59You will.
00:11:01Who's the one stirring up trouble?
00:11:03That man with the guitar.
00:11:04He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
00:11:08Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
00:11:11He could be hiding a bomb in there.
00:11:14Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
00:11:16Oh my god, quick!
00:11:17Take the case!
00:11:18Hurry up before we all die!
00:11:20Sir, I'm not going to ask twice.
00:11:22Get your hands off the case.
00:11:23None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
00:11:31He is nothing but a bottom feeding ground stuff.
00:11:35We're all literally leagues above him.
00:11:38If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork,
00:11:42I would gladly open my case and show you all.
00:11:46Don't vote for it.
00:11:47It's a trap.
00:11:48Don't fucking trust him.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:53What's all this fuss about?
00:12:00Ma'am.
00:12:09Sir, I'm Evelyn, late flight attendant.
00:12:13Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
00:12:17And I can assure you, nothing else will happen to your guitar.
00:12:23Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
00:12:26I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and rebuild my identity.
00:12:32You seem trustworthy.
00:12:35Unlike...
00:12:35Watch out, Tyler.
00:12:54This is the customer service hour airline is so well known for.
00:13:08You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
00:13:13My bad.
00:13:14You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for them.
00:13:20Deadline's Friday.
00:13:22But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkety-dink old guitar
00:13:27might be completely worthless.
00:13:31That's for you.
00:13:32That's what I thought.
00:13:37Baggage boy.
00:13:51My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
00:14:00Let me remind you.
00:14:03The company you worked for is named after her.
00:14:09Why is he so serious?
00:14:10Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
00:14:15She was a saint.
00:14:16Offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance.
00:14:19But you...
00:14:20Get your dirty fingers off me, please.
00:14:22You?
00:14:23Aaron and stock-up pricks.
00:14:25Think you get to decide who's first class?
00:14:28Who's econ class?
00:14:30When you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
00:14:34You're both disgraced to humanity.
00:14:39Security!
00:14:40Here!
00:14:42This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
00:14:45Good God!
00:14:46Somebody tackled that man!
00:14:48Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
00:14:51Right now.
00:14:52Sylvia Stone?
00:14:54Uh, she's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jet Hawkins.
00:15:00God, you just won't stop pretending.
00:15:03Well, when Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am, you'll all cower in fear.
00:15:11Are you all watching this clown show?
00:15:15This ground crew worker couldn't even shine in his stone's shoes, let alone get her on the phone.
00:15:21Don't believe the man!
00:15:23Throw him out!
00:15:24Throw him out!
00:15:25Throw him out!
00:15:26Throw him out!
00:15:27Throw him out!
00:15:28Throw him out!
00:15:29Throw him out!
00:15:30Throw him out!
00:15:30Throw him out!
00:15:31Throw him out!
00:15:32Throw him out!
00:15:37Did someone piss off my boss?
00:15:38God, that's the VP.
00:15:44She, like, runs shit here.
00:15:46Claire is beyond fucked.
00:15:49Explain this.
00:15:51Miss Stone, this baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket.
00:15:57He's delayed the flight and we're having him removed.
00:16:00Having him removed?
00:16:01Is this how you treat first class passengers?
00:16:06Take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us.
00:16:08Great work, everyone.
00:16:15Thanks to you, our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes.
00:16:20Don't blame me.
00:16:22Blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting in first class.
00:16:28Who says he doesn't have a ticket?
00:16:29Sir, you dropped your ticket just before boarding.
00:16:34I wanted to make sure you received it.
00:16:40So, you're really the chief?
00:16:46You're really the chief?
00:16:50That's what they call me.
00:16:54Chief.
00:16:54The CEO, Mr. Hawkins, only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile.
00:17:01You're welcome.
00:17:03First class.
00:17:05Well, now that I've proven I belong here, oh, so precious.
00:17:08First class.
00:17:09Now that I care about status.
00:17:12I do expect reparations to be made.
00:17:13Reparations.
00:17:17What the hell did you do to him?
00:17:20I'm so sorry.
00:17:21I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:17:24Sir, sir, I made a mistake.
00:17:26Oh, good.
00:17:27I told you what would happen if you judged people on their covers.
00:17:32You two broke my wife's guitar.
00:17:37She gave that to me the day the airline opened.
00:17:40I did, I mean, a terrible mistake.
00:17:43It's all.
00:17:46Sir, I'm so sorry.
00:17:49It's all our fault.
00:17:51No.
00:17:51No, this isn't your fault.
00:17:53You don't have to worry.
00:17:53No, no.
00:17:54I'm their team leader and I have to take responsibility.
00:17:58Now this girl, Evelyn, is the right kind of leadership I value at our company.
00:18:01I am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in L.A.
00:18:06And if you're willing to trust me, I can ask him to piece your guitar back together.
00:18:18You dimwits are fired.
00:18:20And I'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever again.
00:18:23Immediately, your employment with Maple Airlines has been terminated.
00:18:28Please, please, give us another chance.
00:18:30Please.
00:18:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:33Please, out of my way.
00:18:35Please.
00:18:36Please.
00:18:36No.
00:18:37Please.
00:18:38I don't want to go.
00:18:39No, I don't want to go.
00:18:40No, I don't want to go.
00:18:40I don't want to go.
00:18:42I don't want to go.
00:18:44Oh.
00:18:45Give me another chance.
00:18:46No.
00:18:47Tyler.
00:18:48Please.
00:18:48No.
00:18:49No.
00:18:49I am so sorry about the ordeal, sir.
00:18:55Good.
00:18:56Please enjoy the rest of your flight.
00:18:58Thank you, Sylvia.
00:18:58That was intense.
00:19:09If the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket, that old bag boy might actually
00:19:15be the mystery VIP passenger.
00:19:18You really think so?
00:19:21Why would a billionaire be wearing Crown Crew uniform?
00:19:25Huh.
00:19:26It all makes sense now.
00:19:28That old geezer really almost had me fooled.
00:19:31What are you talking about?
00:19:32Ms. Stone only came because she saw the viral moment.
00:19:37She's here to protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting.
00:19:41That's the only reason why she fired Claire and gave that guy a ticket.
00:19:46There is no way he is the VIP passenger.
00:19:51Welcome aboard, sir.
00:19:57Welcome aboard.
00:19:58Morning.
00:19:58Mr. Dixon, isn't that Maple Airlines' new general manager?
00:20:05Oh, so he's the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:10So he is the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:14Yes, I agree.
00:20:15That makes way more sense.
00:20:19Holy fuck me.
00:20:21What are you two chatting about over here?
00:20:24We're getting ready for takeoff, so you should return to your seats.
00:20:27Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:20:38Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy International Airport.
00:20:53Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy International Airport.
00:21:08We have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet and cabin service will begin shortly.
00:21:12Thank you so much for your patience.
00:21:14Fuck me.
00:21:18These flight attendants just keep getting hotter.
00:21:20Jesus Christ.
00:21:22Mr. Dixon?
00:21:24Yeah?
00:21:24That's Evelyn Grant, Maple Airlines flight attendant of the year.
00:21:29Not only is she beautiful, she is damn good at her job.
00:21:32Yeah, whatever.
00:21:33Shut the fuck up, okay?
00:21:34Why don't you do something a favor?
00:21:35Why don't you call it over here?
00:21:37Let's see how good at a job she really is.
00:21:38Excuse me, miss.
00:21:46Yes, how can I help you?
00:21:48Yeah, my seatbelt's a little tight.
00:21:53You think we can loosen it for me?
00:21:58Of course.
00:22:04Sir, if you could just keep still, please.
00:22:09Yeah, sure I could do that.
00:22:13Help!
00:22:14Sir, please, keep your hands to yourself.
00:22:17Listen close, honey.
00:22:18I'm the general fucking manager of Maple Airlines.
00:22:21So if you don't obey my wishes, you're fucking fucked.
00:22:24Oh, fuck.
00:22:26Oh, man.
00:22:27Help.
00:22:28Oh, just so fucked.
00:22:29Someone help, please.
00:22:30Help, please, someone.
00:22:32Oh, fuck!
00:22:34Since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff?
00:22:38I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?
00:22:46Don't change the topic.
00:22:48I ask you a question.
00:22:50What makes you think you're an arouser?
00:22:52Look, bud.
00:22:53You're pushing 60, still lugging around 50-pound bags for a fucking living.
00:22:59So stop and lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business.
00:23:05Anybody who harasses anyone on my plane, that is my damn business.
00:23:10You know what, fucker?
00:23:12Where do I do?
00:23:14Here's $5,000.
00:23:15Now go back to where you belong and sit next to the toilet in economy class where you fucking belong.
00:23:23Now that's power, baby.
00:23:25Like that?
00:23:26I know you want to be with a real man.
00:23:27Like me.
00:23:28God, you look so beautiful, economy.
00:23:32Oh, my God.
00:23:32What the fuck?
00:23:34If you go back to economy, I'll give you $500,000.
00:23:37What are you fucking messing with?
00:23:49I do.
00:23:50I'm messing with a toxic, abusive manager who harasses his employees.
00:23:54Wake up, Raps.
00:23:55You're a fucking minimum wage worker.
00:23:57That's a heroic crusader or fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are.
00:24:01Sir, Mr. Dixon, he's the general manager.
00:24:06Sir, he's very powerful and it's worth getting into a fight with him.
00:24:10Powerful man?
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:12All I see is a pathetic, weak, insecure coward.
00:24:17Have you let yourself in the mirror, man?
00:24:18I think you're talking about your own ugly ass.
00:24:21Sir, I really appreciate the effort, but I don't want you to get fired.
00:24:27I'll just...
00:24:29I'll resign once we land.
00:24:31You won't have to resign.
00:24:34Anyone's going to resign.
00:24:35It's going to be him.
00:24:39Oh, me?
00:24:40Resign?
00:24:42I'm the general fucking manager, okay?
00:24:45There's only one person on this planet that can make me resign, and that's Jet fucking Hawkins himself.
00:24:51He has no clue on his boss.
00:24:54Play with him a bit longer.
00:24:55Jet Hawkins?
00:24:57Who's that again?
00:24:58This fucking guy.
00:24:59Wait, do you actually haven't heard of him?
00:25:01Everybody's talking about him.
00:25:03He's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic of great steel.
00:25:08I mean, only higher ups have ever seen his face.
00:25:11Well, that guy.
00:25:13Oh, okay.
00:25:15Wow.
00:25:15You know him.
00:25:17Of course.
00:25:17Of course I do.
00:25:19I'm the general manager.
00:25:21Actually, matter of fact, my uncle's going to take me to see him as soon as we land this plane.
00:25:25You know, because we got big business to discuss.
00:25:27Things that you don't know fucking nothing about.
00:25:29Oh.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:30And, uh, who's your uncle again?
00:25:34He's the fucking CEO of Maple Airlines.
00:25:36Heard of him?
00:25:37Hello?
00:25:38Are you listening?
00:25:39See, that's really funny because I don't remember seeing that on Mr. Hawkins' schedule for today.
00:25:46Not to mention he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature.
00:25:51I'm the general fucking manager.
00:25:52I have every right to meet him.
00:25:54But my question to you is, how the fuck do you know what Jet Hawkins' schedule looks like?
00:25:57Because I am Jet Hawkins.
00:25:58This old man's last is fucking mine.
00:26:11Look at this guy, huh?
00:26:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:26:15Mr. Dixon, I think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while.
00:26:19We don't want any more complications.
00:26:23Complications?
00:26:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:26:24Today is this Hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight.
00:26:27The whole world is watching.
00:26:30Yes, because today is also the first time Jet Hawkins' aircraft is doing a commercial flight.
00:26:36His aircrafts are the best.
00:26:38We've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct.
00:26:41We can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation.
00:26:45Why are you so worried by the way, huh?
00:26:47As my assistant, you do as I fucking say, you understand?
00:26:50Mr. Dixon, I just, I just, I don't want Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Cain.
00:26:55Cain is my fucking uncle, you idiot.
00:26:59You understand?
00:27:00He ain't gonna do shit.
00:27:01And if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me,
00:27:06then I'll consider that your resignation.
00:27:08So come here.
00:27:10Right now.
00:27:11Come here.
00:27:11Right now.
00:27:12It's fine.
00:27:19You might fear this tyrant of our general manager, but I don't.
00:27:22It was beneath me.
00:27:23You think you're invincible?
00:27:25Let me tell you.
00:27:26Abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee,
00:27:30well, that is grounds for your immediate termination from Maple Airlines.
00:27:33Not to mention prison time.
00:27:34We're 35,000 feet in the air.
00:27:39Who's gonna dismiss me?
00:27:40You?
00:27:41Hmm?
00:27:41Bingo.
00:27:43Come on, Crash.
00:27:45You can't afford in-flight Wi-Fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary.
00:27:49Get the fuck out of here.
00:27:52Jed Hawkins here.
00:27:53Tell HR I want Roderick Dixon removed from the company within the next 30 seconds.
00:27:57I have to give it to you.
00:27:58You're a pretty good actor, old man.
00:28:00You know what?
00:28:01If you could make a phone call and get me fired,
00:28:05I'll jump out the fucking plane myself.
00:28:07No parachute.
00:28:19Sir?
00:28:20It's for you.
00:28:23Fucking wait right here, eh?
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30What?
00:28:31You're firing me?
00:28:32You're...
00:28:33You can't fire me!
00:28:34You cannot fire me!
00:28:36What?
00:28:38You're firing me?
00:28:39You're...
00:28:40You can't fire me!
00:28:41You cannot fire me!
00:28:47Who is he?
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:49No.
00:28:50I'm the general manager, okay?
00:28:51I am unstoppable!
00:28:53This is a fucking scam!
00:28:55Fuck you!
00:28:55You!
00:28:56You!
00:28:58You wrinkly, piss-poor baggage handler!
00:29:02You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:29:04You know what?
00:29:05You're gonna pay for this!
00:29:06I'm not...
00:29:06Go on!
00:29:16Are you okay?
00:29:18Are you okay?
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23You saved me twice now.
00:29:26Attention passengers, this is your cabin sleeping. We're expecting a little strong turbulence as we go through this patch of infinite weather. Please return to your seats. That's what you're supposed to do.
00:29:51Jesus fucking Christ, who gave this guy to a pile of his license? He's going to get me fucking killed. Are you okay?
00:30:14I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. No, no, no. You saved me twice already.
00:30:20What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:35Attention passengers. We're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds and heavy rains.
00:30:41We're not going to last long here. And there are no nearby airports. So we're going to perform an emergency landing. Please stay in your seats. Stay calm.
00:30:55Emergency landing? What the fuck does that mean? Mr. Nixon, it means there's no airport available. We need to find some flat area to land like a field or something. I don't know.
00:31:03I can't. I can't. It's going to be incredibly dangerous. All I know is that we have to land, but we're probably not going to make it.
00:31:08We're not going to make it. We're not going to fucking make it.
00:31:11I can't. I just became the general fucking manager. I can't fucking die now.
00:31:16Everybody, calm down. Our captain has been with us for 30 years and he has a perfect flight record. If anybody can land this airplane, it's him.
00:31:29I don't give a fucking rat's ass. I've had a fucking perfect flight record. If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have fucking flown us in the eye of the middle of a fucking storm.
00:31:37Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. I can't die. I can't die tonight.
00:31:42I'm a general manager. I'm a general fucking manager. My life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plane.
00:31:48So you go ahead and tell that fucking captain that if he crash lands this fucking plane, then I get every goddamn fucking parachute.
00:31:55So that's it? Your life is the only one that matters.
00:32:00It's you. You're fucking bad luck. I knew the second I saw you that this is going to be a fight for me.
00:32:05Jesus fucking Christ. You're such a baby.
00:32:08Fuck you.
00:32:09Evelyn, tell this captain to try to play around. I know where we can land.
00:32:17Have you been in touch with the control tower? The storm's getting worse.
00:32:22If we don't connect with air traffic control, we're going to have no other choice than to crash land.
00:32:29Ma'am, we're flying over a mountainous region. It looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land in is over 200 miles away.
00:32:35We're going to run out of fuel.
00:32:36Well, we don't have a plan B. We have no choice but to go for it.
00:32:40Captain, this must have to know some place where to land.
00:32:43Captain, Godspeed Racetrack has a two-mile stretch of straight road you can land on.
00:32:47It is no different than landing on a runway.
00:32:49This guy's a bull of shit. You know a racetrack is for cars. They're fucking planes.
00:32:52In these conditions, I put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing of less than 1%.
00:32:57So unless anybody has any better ideas, we need to aim for that racetrack.
00:33:01Fuck no! Okay? I'm not putting my life in the hands of some goddamn baggage handle, okay?
00:33:06That's suicide.
00:33:08Shut up! Are you insane?
00:33:09Listen to me. We're landing the plane at that racetrack. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
00:33:18He's just a baggage handle. He's just an old baggage handle. He doesn't know what he's doing. Please!
00:33:22Listen to me! No! No!
00:33:23Captain, I don't know about this.
00:33:26What the hell's wrong with you? You're risking the lives of hundreds.
00:33:29I was supposed to meet the most powerful man I know at the New York, Jeff fucking Hawkins!
00:33:33Okay, I tell you, we lost contact with air traffic control. Landing at any airport right now is out of the question.
00:33:38Fuck! Goddamn it!
00:33:41No, no, no, no. My people, they're waiting for me on the tarmac.
00:33:44Hey, what the fuck are they supposed to do, huh?
00:33:46You know how long I've been preparing for this meeting with Mr. Hawking?
00:33:50Huh? Do you? One year. One fucking year of my time!
00:33:53Well, let me tell you. Where I descend is where they shall wait.
00:33:57Okay.
00:34:03Captain.
00:34:08Sir, my passengers' lives are at stake here. Are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack?
00:34:14This racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency landings.
00:34:19I guarantee you all the passengers who are on board will make it all to life.
00:34:23Fuck it. Redirect the plane.
00:34:25We're gonna land Godspeed racetrack.
00:34:28Mr. Parsons, we just got word that Mr. Hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack.
00:34:46Double-check the track for any potential hazards.
00:34:49If there's anything happen to Mr. Hawking's, we will be following him right into his brain.
00:34:54Okay. Enough playing slick, motherfucker. Not even the pilots, nor the traffic control, knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing.
00:35:03How the fuck did you get that intel?
00:35:05Because I own the racetrack.
00:35:10Bullshit!
00:35:11You own it?
00:35:13Sir, I didn't know you were involved in auto racing.
00:35:16I wasn't young and dangerous once.
00:35:19No, get real. You know how much racetracks go for? I mean, they're just as much as airports.
00:35:23I have properties all over the world. This racetrack was just a sight.
00:35:33We're gonna make it out, okay?
00:35:35I promise.
00:35:38Sir, we're approaching the racetrack, but I can't make out any of the ground lights.
00:35:44With this kind of visibility, we can't land without something to guide us.
00:35:48Copy. I'll have him turn on the lights.
00:35:51Get the fuck out of here!
00:35:52This is Jed Hawkins.
00:35:55Hit the lights.
00:35:56This is a tweet.
00:36:02It was a Miller.
00:36:03It was still a叫做.
00:36:05It was still aaws.
00:36:05Has been working on the game that referring to?
00:36:15And now we're on the train.
00:36:17Wait.
00:36:18I don't know.
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:20Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
00:36:41We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:36:43Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
00:36:46We would all have died.
00:36:48On behalf of everybody in this flight,
00:36:50thank you.
00:36:54There's nothing.
00:36:56Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud
00:36:58on my fucking behalf.
00:37:01Bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:37:05Sinister plan?
00:37:06He saved all of us, including you.
00:37:08Cut the fucking bullshit.
00:37:10Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:37:12That just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing
00:37:16was staged, which means all you motherfuckers.
00:37:19You fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose.
00:37:25Admit it, okay?
00:37:26You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
00:37:30What ulterior motives could he have?
00:37:32The second we get off this plane, it's going to look real ugly,
00:37:34but you sons of bitches.
00:37:35With all due respect,
00:37:39you're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:37:43There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:37:45You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:37:48Here's the deal.
00:37:48If you come clean and you tell me your master fucking plan
00:37:53or whatever it is you just fucking did,
00:37:55I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:59Otherwise,
00:38:00you're not going to make it off this racetrack alive.
00:38:05So you're going to hold me hostage then?
00:38:07Well, this should be fun.
00:38:12Fuck you.
00:38:13Fuck you.
00:38:14Fucking go.
00:38:25This motherfucker
00:38:27disrespected me, okay?
00:38:29We're going to go,
00:38:29we're going to fuck this guy up.
00:38:31You understand?
00:38:31Fuck this guy.
00:38:34Okay, ground crew.
00:38:43Guess we're going to do this the hard way.
00:38:44Break this motherfucker's legs.
00:38:47And if anyone says anything about it,
00:38:49I'll pay the right people off.
00:38:50Matter of fact,
00:38:51don't break this fuck's legs.
00:38:53Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:04What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:39:10Uncle Gator!
00:39:14No Gator call me uncle ever again.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18And you just pissed off my boss.
00:39:22Mr. Hawkins,
00:39:23I am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today.
00:39:27Uncle, what the hell?
00:39:28Are you telling me that this old fucking man
00:39:32is the owner of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:39:34There's no...
00:39:35Fuck me!
00:39:36Did you just call our boss
00:39:37a washed up old man?
00:39:39Fuck your boss!
00:39:41Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
00:39:44He's a fucking nobody!
00:39:46Oh, fuck!
00:39:47Oh, fuck me!
00:39:49You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:50Insane behavior towards Mr. Hawkins on his plane
00:39:54could have cost me my job.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:39:57I'm sorry.
00:39:58I didn't know it was him.
00:39:59I swear!
00:39:59We can't get you fired!
00:40:00And now you...
00:40:01Shh!
00:40:06Kane,
00:40:07Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time
00:40:09to watch you and your dipshit nephew
00:40:11bicker like boys in a playground.
00:40:13So I suggest you drag him away from here
00:40:15before I have these guards
00:40:16beat you both to a pulp.
00:40:18I'm sorry.
00:40:18I will escort him out of here immediately.
00:40:21Let's go.
00:40:22Oh, fuck!
00:40:22Fuck!
00:40:23Okay!
00:40:23I'm sorry!
00:40:24I'm sorry!
00:40:24Are you all right, Mr. Hawkins?
00:40:29You're not hurt, are you?
00:40:31No, I'm fine.
00:40:32Just in a ventful evening.
00:40:34No.
00:40:35Stop worrying about me.
00:40:37And, uh, do me a favor.
00:40:39Have a shuttle for the passengers on board.
00:40:41I'm sure they are so exhausted
00:40:42after all they've been through.
00:40:44Yes, sir.
00:40:45Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:46Shh!
00:40:47Shh!
00:40:47Shh!
00:40:47Shh!
00:40:47Shh!
00:40:48Shh!
00:40:48Shh!
00:40:54Thank you so much again for today.
00:41:02If it wasn't for you, I...
00:41:04I don't know what would have happened.
00:41:08I'm glad I could help.
00:41:10Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
00:41:14What is it?
00:41:16Could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:41:19Pretend to be, um, your boyfriend?
00:41:24You don't think I'm too old for you?
00:41:27I'm sure you've heard of the Grant family.
00:41:30Well, I'm their sole heiress, and that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry.
00:41:36I'm sorry, but I don't want to get married, hence the looking for a fake boyfriend.
00:41:43I never would have guessed you were the Grant family heiress.
00:41:47Shh!
00:41:48Grand family heiress.
00:41:49It's a household name in New York.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:53Well, my dad told me that if I didn't bring a man home within three years, he'd find me a groom, and that was three years ago.
00:42:02But none of the fake boyfriends I found are any good.
00:42:06Every time they find out who my dad is, they freak and back out.
00:42:12But you...
00:42:14You're different.
00:42:19I don't think you would let a little storm in nerve you.
00:42:22Little?
00:42:24Or big.
00:42:26I think you're the only man who could win over my father.
00:42:30I've never had an alpha like this before.
00:42:34I'll do it.
00:42:36Really?
00:42:37Great.
00:42:38Um...
00:42:39There's just one more thing.
00:42:41If you're gonna pretend to be my boyfriend, you're gonna have to act... rich.
00:42:55Rich.
00:42:58Well...
00:42:59I am rich, so...
00:43:01It should be easy.
00:43:03Yes!
00:43:04Yes!
00:43:05That's the exact vibe I'm going for.
00:43:09Um...
00:43:10I think there's still a bit of room for improvement, though.
00:43:15Okay, how about this?
00:43:16Could you dress like, um...
00:43:18Um...
00:43:19Like you make nine figures?
00:43:23Nine figures?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25Yeah, like, um...
00:43:27Like your net worth is 300 million.
00:43:32300 million?
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34Yeah, that's all I'm asking for.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:37I'll see you here tomorrow.
00:43:39At 2 p.m.
00:43:40Okay?
00:43:42Don't be late.
00:43:50300 million?
00:43:51I make that much in a day?
00:43:56How am I supposed to downgrade?
00:43:58Evelyn, I don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living your best life as the Grant Family Earth.
00:44:08I know. I mean, what do flight attendants make anyways? 50k a year?
00:44:13My husband gives me more in spending money each week.
00:44:17See this bag? It's Chanel, limited edition.
00:44:20My husband bought it for me, and there are only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:44:26When you inherit your father's money, you're gonna be able to buy all three of those, and then some.
00:44:30Wait. Who said I'm going to inherit my father's fortune?
00:44:34I don't need my family's money.
00:44:36Ugh, fine.
00:44:38But if you're not gonna take the inheritance for yourself, then at least find a handsome man to marry, pump out a few beautiful babies, and leave the money for them.
00:44:46Well, yes, if you're trying to get away from your father, you might as well just have a family of your own.
00:44:52What do I look like to you? A baby-making machine?
00:44:55If my dad really wants an heir, then he can have a kid himself.
00:44:59Ev, stop being so stubborn.
00:45:01Okay, trust me, you're gonna like this next guy I'm setting you up with.
00:45:05Girl, he's in finance, he's 6'5, blue eyes, the works.
00:45:08If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would be all on that.
00:45:11Well, ladies, actually, I already have a boyfriend.
00:45:14What?
00:45:16You have a boyfriend?
00:45:17You have a boyfriend?
00:45:20Ev!
00:45:21Oh my god!
00:45:22Okay, I love this for you.
00:45:24You have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from.
00:45:28I mean, you have to introduce us.
00:45:30Yeah, well, he's a little older.
00:45:36But I'm already in love with him.
00:45:39Okay, you'll like him. Let's go meet him.
00:45:42Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:43Yeah, where is he?
00:45:44Making three absolute hotties like us wait around in a garage?
00:45:46Oh, some gentleman he is.
00:45:47Why is that phone ringing?
00:45:48Hello.
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51Oh!
00:45:52Oh!
00:45:53Oh!
00:45:54Oh!
00:45:55Oh!
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Yeah, where is he?
00:45:58Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:04Oh!
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:10Oh!
00:46:11Oh!
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:14Oh!
00:46:15Oh!
00:46:16Oh!
00:46:17Oh!
00:46:18Oh!
00:46:19Oh, this mechanic is a fucking creep!
00:46:20You disgusting pervert!
00:46:22I'm sorry, I did not mean to.
00:46:24Yeah, right, we all saw you, you greasy old fuck.
00:46:27I'm gonna gout your goddamn eyes out.
00:46:30Miss, I promise I wasn't trying to do anything.
00:46:34Tell that to the cops.
00:46:37Mr. Hawkins.
00:46:39Wait, you know him?
00:46:42Mr. Hawkins, what were you doing under the car?
00:46:46Well, I got here early and thought I'd take the car for a quick spin,
00:46:51but when I got back you weren't here, so I thought I'd check the engine.
00:46:54But, Mr. Hawkins, I thought I told you to dress like a rich man
00:47:00and not somebody who fixes cars for a living.
00:47:03Yeah, you told me my net worth was supposed to be 300 million?
00:47:06Yes, yes.
00:47:08So what on earth made you think that scruffy mechanic was the right look?
00:47:12300 million is what I pay my engineer.
00:47:15This fits exactly what you asked for.
00:47:18Right.
00:47:19Um, I was just really counting on you.
00:47:24If you pay your engineer so much money, mind you, you have nicer clothes.
00:47:28Evelyn, this is his jumpsuit.
00:47:30I stopped by his place to pick it up on the way here.
00:47:32I thought this is what he wanted.
00:47:34Ev, you aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
00:47:40Well, I don't just know him.
00:47:47He's my boyfriend.
00:47:49What?
00:47:50What?
00:47:51So, that billionaire that you were telling me about?
00:47:56That man?
00:47:58It's him?
00:48:00The grease monkey?
00:48:02Well, guys, I know he's a little bit rough around the edges, but he's stacked like Jeff Bezos.
00:48:11This guy has that kind of money?
00:48:14I mean, is that so hard to believe?
00:48:16A highly sought after engineer.
00:48:20Yeah, freaking right.
00:48:22I mean, all I see standing in front of me is an oily old repairman.
00:48:26Screw this.
00:48:27This mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler.
00:48:30I've got to expose him.
00:48:32Ev, you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt broke mechanic?
00:48:39Evelyn, here we go.
00:48:42So, you're the Grant family heiress.
00:48:46You have billions coming into your lab. Potentially.
00:48:51Um, what are you doing with this grease monkey?
00:48:55I think we're a perfect match.
00:48:58And I like him.
00:49:00And I want to be with him.
00:49:02So, there's that.
00:49:05Okay.
00:49:06Well, if you have so much fuck you money then,
00:49:10why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's cousins?
00:49:13Selina, that's a little rude.
00:49:16No, no, she's right.
00:49:17It would be impolite for me to show up empty handed.
00:49:21Of course I brought kids for family.
00:49:24I wonder what that piece of shit swindler mechanic got us.
00:49:28Give it, give it, give it.
00:49:33sir ladies i present the newest limited edition chanel handbags
00:49:59there are only three of these in the whole wide world
00:50:03um crystal why do these three bags look identical to yours
00:50:10no my husband bought me this bag i know
00:50:16you dirty broke ass grease monkey first you lie to evelyn and say that you're rich just so she'll
00:50:26date you and now you show up here with these fake goods and shitty knockoff bags as gifts
00:50:31these are real my secretary personally delivered them to me just yesterday did he just say he has
00:50:39a secretary of all things this dirty lowdown grease monkey would never have a secretary
00:50:45that's crazy trust me i insist
00:50:49evelyn where the hell did you find this guy i mean it'd be one thing if he didn't provide us with
00:50:59gifts we could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor but to show up here with these fake goods
00:51:05in order to try and trick us that just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune
00:51:09trying to swindle your fortune listen i am not trying to swindle anybody
00:51:19my secretary had these bags delivered on a private jet straight from the chanel headquarters in london
00:51:25but these are as real as it gets
00:51:27and what my bag is fake then listen dumbass see this my husband bought me this bag there are supposed
00:51:36to be only three of these on the entire planet earth but here in this garage there are four
00:51:41which means your bags are knockoffs oh come on it's clear that this man is playing you for a fool
00:51:48all right you don't believe the bags are real confirm it
00:51:54well you miss edward
00:52:02wow
00:52:07uh
00:52:14forget it creep just take your knock off bags and get out
00:52:17it's raining honey how can a regular mechanic have so much money sir why is there cash in that bag
00:52:35sir why is there cash in this bag well i i didn't think this simply happened
00:52:44it would be quite enough and i didn't have enough time to prepare so i added a little extra on top of
00:52:50it but sir this is just to watch it's nothing really okay this has to be fake too all right
00:53:01i've had enough with this man first your background's fake your job's fake i bet you
00:53:06your hair's not even real selena at least this hair's real yeah it's real as the money on the
00:53:13floor yeah back to that you keep tricking us f this guy is no good ditch him i promise
00:53:21everything is real just look closely i i think this is real well if it is real he probably robbed
00:53:29someone well i'm still calling the cops
00:53:35bonjour mr hawkins
00:53:42what the fuck that's lafayette price that's just chanel's lead designer
00:53:50mr hawkins you called and i'm right here lafayette quick question those bags you gave me yesterday
00:54:02you said there was only three in the whole world that's right sir we've only made three of these
00:54:07bags and we gave them all to you well then why is there a fourth right there
00:54:14pardon madame but would you mind if i took a look at your bag
00:54:19merci oh la la this counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse unbelievable
00:54:28mr hawkins this is truly an awful knockoff the stitch work is amateur at best
00:54:34and they did not even get the logo right but my husband bought me that bag he would never get me
00:54:40a fake bag madame a man who buys you cheap trash like this isn't worth your time if i were you
00:54:47i get those divorce papers ready okay lafayette merci pour ton aid
00:54:55abierto au revoir
00:54:58do you believe me now
00:55:04whoa whoa whoa who started the party without me
00:55:12evelyn this is xavier he's the hot shot race car driver i was telling you about
00:55:22so you're evelyn and you must be her father
00:55:28oh xavier no this is not evelyn's father
00:55:33he's not then why did they look so close
00:55:38because he's my boyfriend boyfriend evelyn what the fuck is going on here
00:55:46uh what do i need your permission to date someone
00:55:49evelyn i come here today to see you and you bring this wrinkly old boomer who you claim is your boyfriend
00:55:56are you trying to embarrass me
00:55:59are you trying to embarrass me
00:56:02what does me being her boyfriend have to do with you
00:56:05shut it old fart
00:56:06i don't waste my breath
00:56:09answering no name mechanics
00:56:11listen
00:56:15old man
00:56:16either you break it off with evelyn
00:56:18or i make you disappear
00:56:20overnight
00:56:21what's it gonna be
00:56:22xavier's from one of the top families in new york city
00:56:27if you don't do what he says he'll fucking finish you
00:56:30evelyn are you for real
00:56:31xavier's got it all
00:56:33he's young he's handsome
00:56:34he's got a lot going for him
00:56:36what is josh
00:56:38john
00:56:39jack
00:56:40whatever
00:56:41how that he doesn't
00:56:43he's got
00:56:43all together
00:56:45all i see is a pathetic jerk
00:56:47who's running around spending his daddy's money on gambling
00:56:50hookers and drugs
00:56:51oh so what's a little fun
00:56:54you know work hard play hard
00:56:55besides
00:56:56check this out
00:56:58xavier finished a lap in 38 seconds
00:57:01that's one of the top 10 lap times of the racetrack
00:57:06wow 38 seconds
00:57:09xavier you're gonna be a nascar star in no time
00:57:1338 second lap time is not bad on this track
00:57:17so when i was younger i was doing laps faster than that without breaking a sweat
00:57:22but you know i guess there's always improvement for a novice like you
00:57:28i guess there's always improvement for a novice like you
00:57:33faster than 38 seconds
00:57:37give me a break old man
00:57:39that screen shows the top times ever recorded at this racetrack
00:57:44if you were really faster your name would be above mine
00:57:48stop being mean to him
00:57:50he he saved me
00:57:52many times
00:57:53saved you
00:57:54so
00:57:55old man
00:57:57you really think you're a speed star
00:58:00do a lap
00:58:03prove it
00:58:04i don't need to prove anything
00:58:06see that screen
00:58:08the time at the top of the list is mine
00:58:11the top of the list
00:58:1729 seconds
00:58:19so you're saying that you got the top recorded speed in history
00:58:22here at godspeed racetrack
00:58:24history here at godspeed racetrack
00:58:28well that's not all
00:58:30back in the day
00:58:32my name used to fill every spot on that leaderboard
00:58:35but as i got older i started taking my foot off the gas
00:58:39i want to give young hot shots like you a chance to shine
00:58:42that's hilarious
00:58:45so you're saying you used to be a racer
00:58:48come on you're just a filthy repair man
00:58:51when could you even afford your own car
00:58:53a car?
00:58:54this old man can't even afford a used bike
00:58:57ev your senior citizen boyfriend is a pathological liar
00:59:03i can't trust a thing he says
00:59:04mr hawkins
00:59:07you don't have to put up an act
00:59:10you can just be yourself
00:59:11i am being myself
00:59:14congratulations to xavier gordon
00:59:15on recording the top 10 lap time
00:59:17in the history of godspeed racetrack
00:59:19as a reward
00:59:19you will receive a generous cash prize of 10 million dollars
00:59:23oh my god
00:59:29congrats xavier
00:59:30there hasn't been a name on the top 10 list
00:59:33in over a decade
00:59:34trust me
00:59:35i'm just getting started
00:59:37jeez
00:59:46a 38 second lap time is only good for 10th of all time
00:59:49whoever housed the times before must be a generational talent
00:59:52those are the guys from yesterday
00:59:54but i'm up now
00:59:56and you better believe
00:59:58i'm coming for their heads
00:59:59yeah see that old man
01:00:02xavier's name is going down in history
01:00:05who the fuck are you to compare yourself to him
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