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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali.
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Ngomong.
00:12:58Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:59Oh kapan aku gak salah?
00:13:02Aku semuanya, aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama-
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:04Lepas itu dong.
00:13:09Saya mati.
00:13:10Saya mati.
00:13:11Saya minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Saya...
00:13:12Belum.
00:13:12Belum.
00:13:13Bersi.
00:13:14Belum.
00:13:14Bersi.
00:13:15Bersi.
00:13:15Bersi.
00:13:16Tidak benci.
00:13:17Belum.
00:13:18Ayo.
00:13:18I don't like you love it.
00:13:20I don't like you.
00:13:22I don't like you.
00:13:42I don't like you love it.
00:13:44I'm just saying that I'm really loving you, I love you.
00:14:04You can't say anything...
00:14:06What's up?
00:14:09What can I do?
00:14:11I can't do it.
00:14:13Happy birthday to you.
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:21Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:25Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:29Love you.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:33It's the only one you're looking for.
00:14:35It's the only one you're looking for.
00:14:39I'm rewan.
00:14:43Don't feel sick until you feel sick.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:03Ibu.
00:15:05Ibu.
00:15:07Ibu.
00:15:09Ibu.
00:15:11Ibu.
00:15:13Ibu.
00:15:15Ibu.
00:15:17Ibu tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir.
00:15:21Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:31Gimana sih?
00:15:33Loh.
00:15:35Kenapa sih?
00:15:36Kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Oh.
00:15:39Jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:40Gak usah dong.
00:15:41Gak enak kan cuma berantakan.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:52Mau apaan nilain lo?
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Iya, ibu.
00:15:57Ah.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu?
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:14Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Departement Store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:24Selamat datang di Departement Store kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90 persen.
00:16:33Terus itu...
00:16:35Itu...
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen tapi sekarang gak usah ilang sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Tidak lagi, bu.
00:16:50Ibu duduk aja, duduk-duduk.
00:16:52Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu kopar ibu.
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Gak sayang gak pake gula.
00:17:05Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:09Dimas mana?
00:17:10Bu?
00:17:11Ibu?
00:17:12Ibu?
00:17:13Bu?
00:17:14Bu?
00:17:15Ibu?
00:17:16Bu?
00:17:17Halo, bu?
00:17:18Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:30Halo, bu?
00:17:31Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:34Pesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampe rumah gak dorang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang ntar sebentar.
00:17:38Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:39Apa ya?
00:17:40Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:41Iya, iya.
00:17:42Bentar.
00:17:43Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:45Eh, aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya?
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Nanti sama.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudukin ini.
00:17:55Bukinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang saya.
00:18:04Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalo dia nanya kamu.
00:18:10Cantik ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Iya kamu bilang aja kamu coba, bapak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:20Jujur pas.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, bu.
00:18:37Kamu ngapain aku sama enggak?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Ya bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalo bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya, pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:18:58Ini gua tanya.
00:18:59Ah.
00:19:00Makasih bu.
00:19:01Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:02Enggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:03Yang virus.
00:19:04Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:05Tapi heran ya.
00:19:06Orang gitu.
00:19:07Susah banget diatur.
00:19:08Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:09Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:10Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:11Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:13Masih tuan-tuan TV ya.
00:19:14Bu.
00:19:15Bentar nggak mau diatur.
00:19:16Yuk.
00:19:17Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:18Ya.
00:19:19Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:20Gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:21Yang virus.
00:19:22Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:23Tapi heran ya.
00:19:24Orang gitu.
00:19:25Susah banget diatur.
00:19:26Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:27Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah.
00:19:31Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:33Masih tuan-tuan TV ya.
00:19:36Bentar nggak mau diatur.
00:19:38Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu di koran pagi.
00:19:47Hmm.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi iya tuh gimana nggak ibu stres.
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:08Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu.
00:20:10Enak, ayuh.
00:20:11Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu.
00:20:12Enak.
00:20:13Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu.
00:20:16Oh, what?
00:20:18Oh, what?
00:20:20Um...
00:20:26Um...
00:20:28Oh...
00:20:30Um...
00:20:32Um...
00:20:34Um...
00:20:36Um...
00:20:38Um...
00:20:40Um...
00:20:42Um...
00:20:44Apa?
00:20:46Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:48Nggak ada.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa, kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tok?
00:20:54Ya, Bapak, ya?
00:20:56Tidak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah, aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya, biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:04Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu...
00:21:16Kok aku tinggal sebentar nggak apa-apa ini?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng, dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang, nggak akan usah.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Menurut ya, orang.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu, cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:40Ya, tapi nggak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:42Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:44Gak apa-apa, satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu...
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:56Iya.
00:21:57Pasti.
00:21:58Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:59Iya.
00:22:00Kalau perlu, nampak.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:09Mau melurusin hubungan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu nggak laper?
00:22:13Laper lah.
00:22:15Udah iya pasti kan rumah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang, Ami.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ayu.
00:22:35Ya sayang?
00:22:36Ayu.
00:22:37Ayu.
00:22:38Ayu.
00:22:39Ayu.
00:22:40Oke bu.
00:22:41Udah selesai catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua bu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke siap bu.
00:22:54Eh bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:57Tuh.
00:22:58Udah habis.
00:22:59Habis.
00:23:00Aduh.
00:23:01Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:02Kamu nggak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:03Nggak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:14Nah siap sana.
00:23:15Kalau nggak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:20Belum.
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22Beratus.
00:23:23Beratus.
00:23:24Beratus.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:34Kes.
00:23:35Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:44Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikir ya.
00:23:48Pas kamu mau pergi ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan.
00:23:56Bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai yuk.
00:24:04Tuhan.
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang.
00:24:08Iya.
00:24:09Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:12Atau kamu nge-entot sama aja.
00:24:14Ingat nggak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Enggak usah penyalah pasangan.
00:24:29Dudur di situ.
00:24:32Yuk, please deh.
00:24:40Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:57Bu!
00:24:58Nggak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Nggak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurangan nider.
00:25:03Pak.
00:25:04Rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh.
00:25:07Disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh.
00:25:20Nggak tahu juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:26Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:30Bu.
00:25:31Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Iya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:02Lih, Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23Kayaknya dikamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Ya udah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:36Ini kerjaan.
00:26:40Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:44Biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titi.
00:26:55Aku mau minggar pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:14Mas Bambang!
00:27:37Ih, lagi cari tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:39Nih di rumah bikin pusing tau gak?
00:27:40Ibu aku tiba-tiba dateng.
00:27:41Kamu enak tuh, rame-rame disana.
00:27:43I'm alone, I'm afraid to be here now, please
00:27:49You can't, just you alone, it's safe, you're alone
00:27:55But I'm afraid to be here
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment, when I get a zombie?
00:28:07Anya, the virus is flu, not zombie
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine, it's not safe
00:28:17But I'm afraid, I'm afraid
00:28:21Please, please
00:28:24Okay, let me calm down, what do I need?
00:28:29What do I need?
00:28:31I need to go home, I need to go home
00:28:33Oh, yes
00:28:35You're right, you're right, you're right
00:28:37You're right, you're right
00:28:39You're right
00:28:40It's like that from the past
00:28:42No, no, no, no, no
00:28:44No, no, no, no
00:28:45Oh, no, no
00:28:47I can't get home, just with this
00:28:50I can calm down
00:28:52Ayo
00:28:53Makanya kamu dance
00:28:54Sekarang, okay?
00:28:55Okay
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Ya
00:28:59Ya
00:29:06Okay
00:29:08Wih, ada-ada aja ya
00:29:10Yes
00:29:11Yes
00:29:13I have it
00:29:14Thanks
00:29:15It's like
00:29:16Super
00:29:17It's like
00:29:18Yes
00:29:19Yes
00:29:20Yes
00:29:21Go
00:29:22Go
00:29:23Go
00:29:24Go
00:29:25Go
00:29:26Go
00:29:28Go
00:29:29Go
00:29:30Go
00:29:31Go
00:29:32Go
00:29:33Go
00:29:34Go
00:29:35Go
00:29:36Go
00:29:37Go
00:29:39Go
00:29:40Hey, Mas, you're not working, right?
00:29:45I'm going to go fast, lock down.
00:29:48I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:50I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:52I'm going to go to the side.
00:29:54Love, honey.
00:29:56Love, love.
00:29:58Love, love, love, love.
00:30:03Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I want to see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and we make up.
00:30:15Yes, kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Iya dong, kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani, just money.
00:30:27Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:34Weni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Guys, ngomong sendiri bu.
00:30:38Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:47Tuh.
00:30:48Ya bu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasian dia lapar.
00:30:56Iya bu, nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja?
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:04Iya bu, iya bu.
00:31:05Tenang bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu, enak.
00:31:20Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:23Iya bu.
00:31:24Sedih.
00:31:25Nah.
00:31:35Sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selangan dalem?
00:31:44Selang dalem apasih?
00:31:46Selang dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:52Now I'm in the house
00:31:54Why did I never leave the house?
00:31:58Is this the name?
00:32:00How did I name the house?
00:32:04I don't know, I don't wear the house
00:32:07This is the house
00:32:09That's not my writing, brother
00:32:12Come on, tell me
00:32:14That's who the house?
00:32:16You're in the house again
00:32:18Brother
00:32:20Come on
00:32:22Come on
00:32:24Come on
00:32:26What are you doing?
00:32:28Come on, Ibu
00:32:32Ibu is thinking
00:32:36Have you ever checked the house?
00:32:38Why are you like this?
00:32:40Because I want to have a baby
00:32:43What if the floor is empty?
00:32:45What do you want to shoot?
00:32:47There, there's a floor
00:32:49There, there, there
00:32:51There, there, there's a floor
00:32:52There, there's a floor
00:32:53There, there's a floor
00:32:55But check, yeah?
00:32:56Yes
00:32:57Yes
00:32:58Yes
00:32:59Yes, Ibu
00:33:00Yes
00:33:01Yes
00:33:02Yes
00:33:03Yes
00:33:05Yes
00:33:07Yes
00:33:09Yes
00:33:11Yes
00:33:12Oh, what are we going for?
00:33:15What?
00:33:17Oh
00:33:19Oh
00:33:21Let's go baby
00:33:22Gapisah
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku, itu masak buat Ibu Sepo
00:33:26Gapisah, gabisa
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin kamu ngapain lagi
00:33:28Gini udah gini loh
00:33:30Iya tapi
00:33:31Aduh
00:33:32Aku ngulek disana apa ngulek disini ya
00:33:34Disini
00:33:35Tapi gabisa nanti dicariin Ibu
00:33:36Kamu sama sendiri sih, belum dia papain
00:33:38Bagus
00:33:39Lah pokoknya jangan bersuara
00:33:41Diam disini
00:33:41Ya
00:33:42Gimana ini
00:33:43Hey, stay at the place.
00:33:45Wait till I come.
00:33:47When I come, I'm silent.
00:33:50Shh, quiet, quiet.
00:33:51Oh, I'm quiet, quiet.
00:33:53Quiet.
00:34:06Oh, I'm quiet.
00:34:13.
00:34:25.
00:34:26Maybe Katie...
00:34:27.
00:34:29.
00:34:31.
00:34:32.
00:34:33Ibu asyik banget main HP, sampe ga ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang, kalo disini...
00:34:53Saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu, Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:03Kambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Berjumat.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni.
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja ga tau ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuman sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:35Bapaknya tuh pada siapa?
00:35:38Nah itu.
00:35:46Yan.
00:35:47Telur, dede. Telur.
00:35:48Yah, ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Yanni jantungan, ibu.
00:35:53Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, bu. Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Oh, biar macos kalo buat ahem-ahem.
00:36:15Ahem-ahem.
00:36:16Ahem-ahem.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyeh kali, bu.
00:36:18Apasih tuh ya, uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:25Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buah ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya, soalnya ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh, halah.
00:36:41Untuk itu, Yan.
00:36:42Paham, bu.
00:36:43Kalo itu, bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan dikenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah.
00:36:56Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Omelette aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Siap, bu.
00:37:07Ya.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih ya.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:15Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yani belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, bu.
00:37:36Bu.
00:37:37Bu.
00:37:38Bu.
00:37:39Bu.
00:37:40Bu.
00:37:41Bu.
00:37:42Bu.
00:37:43Bu.
00:37:44Oh, my God.
00:38:14Oh, my God.
00:38:44Ya, nih, siapin dulu di meja makan, ya.
00:38:46Mari, bye, yuk.
00:38:51Hai, handsome.
00:38:54Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready, nih.
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit, sih.
00:39:02Tapi kan di situ sensasinya, kan?
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:05Come to mama.
00:39:07Nggak.
00:39:08Nggak pengen.
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu, sih?
00:39:14Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas, nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku, nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau, udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya.
00:39:27Yaudah, kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:30Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:41Kamu sih, aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:50Nggak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:54Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh, iya ngaku, nih.
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:02Ya terus gimana, dong?
00:40:04Pijet apa gitu, deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:09Keroakin, deh.
00:40:09Keroakin, keroakin.
00:40:09Mas, gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara, nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah, cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:49Aman, deh.
00:40:50Aman.
00:40:52Terus, mandinya.
00:40:54Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm, kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:41:00Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:02Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman, ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:12Pernyaknya kutih, nyak, nyak, nyamat, nyamat.
00:41:14Pernyaknya kutih, nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak.
00:41:30Terima kasih.
00:41:30Adih, nau.
00:41:30Come on, come on.
00:41:32Come on, come on.
00:41:33Come on, come on.
00:41:34Come on, Rosie.
00:42:00Come on, Rosie.
00:42:15Bapa?
00:42:16Alu?
00:42:19Ini ibu.
00:42:23Ya, bu. Bentar, bu.
00:42:27Ya, ya.
00:42:29Bangun, bangun, bangun.
00:42:31Ibu, ibu.
00:42:37Bangun, ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:52Terima kasih, ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat, buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, ini yogurt.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Ya.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh, ibu.
00:43:18Ini serius loh.
00:43:19Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:20Ini tuh penting.
00:43:22Ini bukan porno.
00:43:24Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:26Kamu, ya.
00:43:27Kamu tuh hayu harus di bawah.
00:43:28Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:30Gitu loh.
00:43:32Hah.
00:43:33Udah.
00:43:34Udah.
00:43:35Bu contoh ini ya.
00:43:36Eh, eh, bu.
00:43:37Jangan, jangan.
00:43:38Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:39Udah, sebentar.
00:43:40Aduh.
00:43:41Biar ngerti.
00:43:42Nih ya.
00:43:43Nih ya.
00:43:44Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:43:45Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:43:4915 menit lah.
00:43:50Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:43:51Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:43:5415 menit lah.
00:43:56Ya.
00:43:57Hmm.
00:43:58Nih ya.
00:43:59Nih ya.
00:44:01Krass.
00:44:02Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:04Hmm.
00:44:05Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:0915 menit lah.
00:44:12Dah.
00:44:13Nah.
00:44:15Hmm, hmm, bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:18Ayu, ayu.
00:44:19Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:21Ayu, coba kamu di praktekin.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:31Hmm.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:37You're not...
00:44:38Don't be quiet.
00:44:40Here.
00:44:41Put your hand on your hand.
00:44:43Here, to the last one.
00:44:47This?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49Soalnya gini, kehangatan tangan kamu itu, itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus...
00:45:01Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:10Hello.
00:45:12Bernang, bernang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:17Nanti deh, ibu WA-in kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:20Ya.
00:45:21Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:24Ya.
00:45:25Iya, iya.
00:45:26Hmm.
00:45:27Yoh.
00:45:30Iya.
00:45:31Udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan di sini?
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya, makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Biasalah.
00:45:43Ya.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:45Ya, wis?
00:45:46Ya.
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya?
00:45:48Ya.
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Allah.
00:45:51Udah.
00:45:52Ya.
00:45:53Udah.
00:45:54Udah.
00:45:55Udah.
00:45:56Udah.
00:45:57Udah.
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00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:46I'm interacting.
00:48:51Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a phone call?
00:48:55Yes, I have.
00:48:59What's your phone call?
00:49:01I'm going to phone you in front of Ayu.
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:06So...
00:49:07You're asking Anton to give me my phone call?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why are you afraid?
00:49:13Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:49:15What?
00:49:16What?
00:49:17Gila sih.
00:49:19Aku udah curiga loh.
00:49:21Cerangan dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punyanya banyak.
00:49:25Tapi kamu sendiri ya, Mel.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai, aku yang salah.
00:49:29Padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:31Enggak.
00:49:32Kau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Kenapa buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomer yang cerai ngotak sampai sini loh.
00:49:40Nah.
00:49:41Tata lu.
00:49:42Tata lu.
00:49:43Tata lu.
00:49:44Tata lu.
00:49:45Tenang, tenang.
00:49:46Sabar, sabar.
00:49:47Terus?
00:49:48Nomer itu ya...
00:49:49Ya nomer dulu.
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Tata...
00:49:56Maksud lu gimana?
00:49:58Kok nomer gua?
00:49:59Ya iya.
00:50:00Kak lu tanya sama gue.
00:50:01Satu nomer yang sering lepon keluar masuk bimil lu.
00:50:04Ya nomernya nomer dulu.
00:50:06Iya gua lakinya kalo nomer gua bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lu masuk gak pilih.
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:17Kamu tuh sampah.
00:50:20Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:22Mas sayangku.
00:50:23Ma'am dulu.
00:50:24Ma'am dulu.
00:50:25Ma'am dulu.
00:50:26Ini mas.
00:50:27Mantap.
00:50:28Ayo.
00:50:29Itu toge.
00:50:30Kasih keju ya?
00:50:31Biar jos.
00:50:32Makan ya.
00:50:33Biar jos.
00:50:34Makan ya.
00:50:39Kenapa sih?
00:50:40Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:41Biar jos.
00:50:42Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:43Biar jos.
00:50:46Kenapa sih?
00:50:48Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:49Biar jos.
00:50:50Gak, gak, gak, gak. Aku ini aja.
00:50:51Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi chef Yani.
00:50:55Udah lenak.
00:50:57I will go to Kumpul Kumpung Europe I want to make Yannis Corner
00:51:11jualan instan sama kopi
00:51:13hmm masih laku
00:51:15beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17iya
00:51:19emang, aku tambahin itu
00:51:21serius?
00:51:23eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:25sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan mas
00:51:27tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta
00:51:31alah, segitu aja kok
00:51:33gue yang ngomong dari awal
00:51:35udah langsung tak transfer, beneran ya
00:51:37iya, tapi gak usah di transfer mas
00:51:39kenapa?
00:51:41nabung di bank itu riba
00:51:43akhirnya nyalain di sini
00:51:45nabungan
00:51:47don't worry, tapi begini
00:51:49itu kan aku
00:51:51ngasih duit investasi
00:51:53harus ada riba baliknya
00:51:55tenang
00:51:57tapi
00:51:59makan dulu nih
00:52:01togenya biar mirin
00:52:03biar jos ada perlawanan
00:52:05ayo, yang banyak
00:52:07anya
00:52:09cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama instan dalamnya
00:52:11biar gak ketukar sama perek lain
00:52:13mana pernah aku nama instan dalam aku
00:52:15makinan kamu tau
00:52:17aku jarang pake celana dalam
00:52:19apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:31gak puas lo bikin malu gue
00:52:33sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh
00:52:35bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo
00:52:37atau gimana-gimana
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru Toh
00:52:41lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43buruan deh!
00:52:45ada satu nomor lagi
00:52:47di email yang sama di handphone videomu
00:52:49maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50bini, lu punya dua nomor
00:52:51lu gak tau?
00:52:53enggak, selalu gue satu doang
00:52:55dan di nomor yang satu lagi
00:52:56ada satu nomor yang sering banget
00:52:57dia hubungin
00:52:59gua kirimin gua nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:01aku kirim
00:53:27hello man
00:53:29What?
00:53:31What?
00:53:33What?
00:53:35Yo!
00:53:37Yo!
00:53:39Yo!
00:53:41Ah!
00:53:43Ayo!
00:53:45Makasih lo!
00:53:47Yo!
00:53:49Yo!
00:53:51Ayo!
00:53:53What's up?
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:59Mau nyembunyiin apa lagi lo?
00:54:01Oh, Tung.
00:54:03Apa lagi?
00:54:05Apa?
00:54:07Apa?
00:54:09Gua udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti? Kau punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Gak usah nilas lagi, daripada gua kasar sama lo!
00:54:15Kata?
00:54:17Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:19Nih...
00:54:21Menantu kesayangan ibu?
00:54:23Tuh ada ibu?
00:54:25Bilang ke sana!
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:29Gua udah ngomong apa sih, bro?
00:54:31Ngomong apa?
00:54:33Ibu ngomong.
00:54:35Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:37Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:39Siapa mau kamu telpon? Anton.
00:54:41Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:43Udah sias-sias, Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:47Nomor satu itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:49Nomor yang gua gak tau?
00:54:51Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:53Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya menelpon siapa tau?
00:54:55Tuh di mas tuh!
00:54:57Apa iya yuk?
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku, aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:11Aku jaduh nama kamu.
00:55:13Aku jaduh perasaan ibu.
00:55:15Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:18Baiklah.
00:55:19Enggak ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:23Eh, celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:30Celana dalem perempuan gue.
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue.
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:35Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih, dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:40Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Jadi maksud kamu Anya perempuan yang kamu piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:50Ayo!
00:55:51Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang mongkar semuanya.
00:55:55Berani gak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tau semua.
00:56:12Tentang Anya.
00:56:14Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:16Udah lama ibu tau.
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:27Muka apa?
00:56:28Ibu tau tadi dia.
00:56:29Kamu lupanya.
00:56:30Nama besar kakek kamu, Hadi Sutayjo yang bikin semua bisnis kamu bisa lancar.
00:56:33You're wrong.
00:56:35You're wrong.
00:56:37You're wrong.
00:56:39You're wrong.
00:56:41Your father's big name.
00:56:43Hadi Suttejo.
00:56:45You're wrong.
00:56:47There's plenty of you.
00:56:49You're wrong.
00:56:51You're wrong.
00:56:53You're wrong.
00:56:55You're beautiful.
00:56:57You're still wrong.
00:56:59You're wrong.
00:57:01I'm wrong.
00:57:03You're wrong.
00:57:05You hear me?
00:57:07You're wrong.
00:57:09You're wrong.
00:57:11You're wrong.
00:57:13You're wrong.
00:57:15I…
00:57:17I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:21You know?
00:57:25You know?
00:57:27I know about Dimas.
00:57:29He's going to go out to Dimas!
00:57:31No, I want to meet you!
00:57:37Tomorrow, I will call Dimas here.
00:57:41To explain everything.
00:57:48No, I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:50If I want to go now, I'm going to go.
00:57:54There's no way to go.
00:57:57No, I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:04Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:06Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:08Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:10Okay!
00:58:11There's no way to call Dimas.
00:58:13Before everything is explained.
00:58:16Let's go again.
00:58:19Tomorrow, you will sleep with me.
00:58:22While at night, you will think well.
00:58:28What will you decide for tomorrow.
00:58:31What will I say for now?
00:58:32He will hold yourre
01:00:05Aduh.
01:00:07Aduh, Mas. Gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:09Stres deh aku, ah.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:19Diet protein?
01:00:21Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:24Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:25Cedih ya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah? Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:45Kenapa?
01:00:49Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:52Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:58Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:03Yan.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Abis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak tanah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:31EW!
01:01:51Ya udah. Pokoknya ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:53Ayo.
01:01:54Oh
01:02:00Oh the best go banyak banget
01:02:07Oh
01:02:09Oh
01:02:14Hai aku lagi kerja
01:02:18Oh iya tadi karena besok bukan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:24You can't go home, Jakarta is still in quarantine, how are you going to repot?
01:02:31Yeah, healthy, she's healthy, she's healthy.
01:02:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:44Jan?
01:02:46Eh, I need to work again.
01:02:49Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:56Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:03Ya udah, istirahat aja.
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Jan.
01:03:17Aku takut anak-anakku berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ahyu cerai.
01:03:29Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tau supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya wis, itu aja.
01:03:49Terima kasih ya kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:55Yem 명...
01:03:57Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:11You don't let her go.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hai, Dimas.
01:04:32Hai, Bu.
01:04:36Ada apa sih, Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget.
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu.
01:04:50Hai, Mas. Sehat.
01:04:57Mas Bambang, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu ke mana selalu, Bang?
01:05:03Aduh, Mas. Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng lho.
01:05:07Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:09Belum.
01:05:11Eh, tadi Umbun Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Katanya, kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:25Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:30Duh, kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:41Wah.
01:05:42Wah.
01:05:43Wah.
01:05:48Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:49Ini lho, Mas.
01:05:51Tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalanginnya di sini.
01:05:54Yalah.
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:02Rota?
01:06:03Kamu duluan?
01:06:04Dia aja duluan.
01:06:05Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:06Eh, kapan sih, Mas.
01:06:07Kepatut lu?
01:06:08Ayo, Mas.
01:06:09Stop, rata.
01:06:10Ibu.
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih, Mas.
01:06:14Kepatut lu?
01:06:15Ayo, Mas.
01:06:16Stop, rata.
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin, Ibu.
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:47Dominan?
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak salah.
01:07:08Hahaha.
01:07:09Alasan.
01:07:10Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei.
01:07:15Ibu.
01:07:16Sekarang nih.
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:20Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Getah dong.
01:07:26Kesampah.
01:07:27Nih kain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Mu nafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gua.
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gua.
01:07:41Iya.
01:07:42Mas. Mas nurus.
01:07:43Eh anjing.
01:07:44Dimas.
01:07:45Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:48Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu.
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:31Liat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Hah?
01:08:37Dimas.
01:08:43Dimas.
01:08:44Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:48Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:50Jadi.
01:08:51Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:54Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:04Cuma bedanya.
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:11Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:15Shh, shh.
01:09:16Udah yang diem.
01:09:18Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:20Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:23Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:38Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:46Gue gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:49Lo denger?
01:09:50Bobo tuan tuh.
01:09:52Sama.
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:58Ya, nih.
01:09:59Kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:04Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai.
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:36Ya.
01:10:37Ya, nih.
01:10:38Ya, nih.
01:10:39Ya, nih.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:54Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus.
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:32Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:39Ibu.
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:44Ya, ya.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei Bu.
01:11:47Ya udah.
01:11:48Yani kebelahan lagi Ibu.
01:11:49Ibu makan dong.
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:11Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lo masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:36Kayak.
01:12:37Mba Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah.
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:53Mba Ayu nge-chat.
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:02Mba.
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:04Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:05Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:11Aduh capek.
01:13:12Itu udah mulusnya.
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:18Di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:19Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu.
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu.
01:13:30Aku.
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:33Aku.
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini.
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:37Anak prokon ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini.
01:13:47Ini kan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya.
01:13:51Ibu mau biar.
01:13:52Biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ibu.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:14:21Hai.
01:14:22answered
01:14:26Iniku.
01:14:27Ibu.
01:14:28Ibu bikin ì‹œjutnya.
01:16:47Mas Broto.
01:16:49Ibu.
01:16:51Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:55Ibu lihat Mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:00Mas Broto.
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01:18:24Ibu.
01:18:25You and me are not true.
01:18:40You and me are a lie.
01:18:52You and me are one.
01:19:01I love you, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
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