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Full Episode of She's the (Undercover) Boss
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00:00Ms. Peterson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:27Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client,
00:56I have no doubt will be able to match it.
01:04In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:11I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:24Jade Abrams will meet his match.
01:27Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:35Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames Titans, matching the unmatchable.
01:43More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company, playing pretend.
01:48You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:55All while trying to run your own company.
01:57I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:17Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:24Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:35Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:44You little bitch.
02:54Mr. Abrams?
03:02Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:06Must be my new assistant.
03:08Uh...
03:12Uh, yeah.
03:14Uh, Arya Riley, pleasure to...
03:22Meet you.
03:24You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh...
03:31Impressive.
03:33Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:36Mr. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:42Someone who's not gonna bail and not demand perfection.
03:47Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:50What's up?
03:51You mind someone?
03:54Yes.
03:55I am.
03:56Good.
03:58Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh, allow those reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:04This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:07Good.
04:08More?
04:11Good.
04:12Good.
04:14Good.
04:15you fucking prick
04:24it's just a few weeks
04:30gather intel
04:33make a match
04:35free press and GQ
04:37everybody wins
04:39I can do this
04:41I can do this
04:43oh my god
04:45what the hell are you doing in here
04:48I don't want everyone to see me
04:51you always have extra shirts in your office
05:06sometimes things get a bit messy
05:13strike two much Riley
05:34you might set a new record
05:36fired by lunch
05:38so much for another preface
05:49surprised anyone's lasted this long
05:54you flirt with all your assistants
05:56Mr. Abrams
06:02I'm sorry I didn't
06:04stop
06:05every submission that diet has sent to me
06:10was sketched out
06:12not you though
06:16clear your schedule
06:21you're working on party tonight
06:22lots of important potential clients
06:25so
06:26do your homework
06:27and
06:28no more stains
06:31alright
06:31I'll see you later
06:34so
06:43he clearly needs someone that can go toe to toe with him
06:46someone who will not put up with this bullshit
06:48I mean this guy has major control and trust issues
06:52you should have heard him
06:54he was like
06:55someone who's not gonna bail
06:57someone he can rely on
06:59unlike you
07:01excuse me
07:04you don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying
07:09that you betrayed him
07:11well I
07:13by the time he finds out
07:17he'll already be matched
07:18all's fair in business
07:20that's not how that saying goes
07:22this
07:27this
07:30and
07:32this
07:36Glenn
07:36I'm trying to get into his business
07:38not his pants
07:40Aria
07:41he said to himself
07:42he's not impressed
07:44yet
07:46he's not impressed
07:47he's not impressed
07:48he's not impressed
07:49he's not impressed
07:50he's not impressed
07:51he's not impressed
07:52he's not impressed
07:53he's not impressed
07:54he's not impressed
07:55he's not impressed
07:56he's not impressed
07:57he's not impressed
07:58he's not impressed
07:59he's not impressed
08:00he's not impressed
08:01he's not impressed
08:02he's not impressed
08:03he's not impressed
08:04he's not impressed
08:05he's not impressed
08:06he's not impressed
08:07he's not impressed
08:08he's not impressed
08:09he's not impressed
08:10he's not impressed
08:11he's not impressed
08:12he's not impressed
08:13he's not impressed
08:14he's not impressed
08:15you're late fashionably come on let's make some rounds okay oh first remind me who is he
08:34uh some old white guy with a bad tux
08:39you're not very good at this are you i thought i told you to do your homework
08:45oh don't blame me for your bad memory it's not leadership
08:50fair enough
08:54oh fuck what jet are you avoiding your fiance i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:06for now not the first time we've called it off
09:10oh but it is the last think i learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party
09:14with my best man
09:16that was a momentary lapse in judgment that's all
09:23lena taft
09:27this would be abrams
09:29and you are cosplaying as a las vegas showgirl
09:36aria riley mr abrams assistant speaking of keir hamlin is at the bar you should go talk to him
09:46for his third dirty martini
09:49if you'll excuse him
09:53is that for a reminder
09:57give it up honey
09:59he'll never be interested in the likes of you
10:02you're the help for god's sake
10:05he'll never fit into his world
10:16great
10:18what the hell are you doing here
10:22uh abrams
10:23donates to the philharmonic so we're planning as a favor
10:26you are you you're here with diane or looking for clients
10:30sort of
10:31jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:35i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:38why haven't you answered my calls
10:41maybe because you literally stole from me
10:44you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:46i told you i would pay you back
10:48it was 10k
10:50it's not exactly an iou situation
10:52always playing the victim
10:54we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:57hmm after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
11:00how about that
11:01that is all behind me now
11:03hey come on come on baby
11:07i've missed you
11:09i know you miss me
11:11great
11:13gray
11:14it's over
11:15i told you
11:16i don't want to give up on us
11:20is this man bothering you are you
11:23ugh
11:24is he one of your clients
11:28no
11:29i'm actually a her
11:30boyfriend
11:31chat sweetheart
11:34this is my ex
11:36gray
11:37okay
11:38right
11:39i suppose i should thank you
11:44for fucking up
11:46if it wasn't for that
11:47you'll never find the moment of my dreams
11:50hmm
11:52i don't believe it
11:55this guy is in your tongue
11:58since when do you go for susan
12:00you always said you don't shit where you eat
12:02i
12:04i
12:05i
12:06i
12:07i
12:08i
12:09i
12:10i
12:11i
12:12i
12:13i
12:15i
12:17i
12:19i
12:21okay
12:28you hated pda
12:31nah maybe with you buddy
12:34good luck with this one
12:37work always comes first with aria
12:40you'll see
12:43I'm so sorry
12:50that will never happen again
12:52no no you're good
12:53you helped me with my ex
12:56I guess we're even now
12:58how about a drink
13:02yeah
13:03let's go
13:04I've tried many times
13:17but it's just
13:18want to go sit down
13:22yeah
13:23let's go
13:24oh I am such a klutz
13:30probably did you a favor though
13:33cheap thing like that belongs in the trash
13:35I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that
13:37excuse me
13:38what the hell is your problem lena
13:40go
13:43go
13:45come on
13:47here sit down
13:55can I see
13:59dress is ripped
14:09do you have to be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that
14:12come on
14:13come on
14:14come on
14:15come on
14:16come on
14:17come on
14:18come on
14:19come on
14:20come on
14:21come on
14:22come on
14:23come on
14:24come on
14:25does that hurt
14:26no
14:27it's
14:28it's just cold
14:29you
14:49Let me shut up
14:58I should probably get you home
15:01Yeah
15:02Here, you take my card
15:06Okay
15:07I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning
15:13You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin
15:15I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles
15:19Can you handle that?
15:22That's a lot to ask of a cripple
15:24Well, I have all the faith in the world
15:28I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:36Okay
15:36Get home safe
15:38Thanks
15:49Double shot dry almond milk and a sprinkle of cinnamon
16:11Thank you
16:13In the cup this time
16:14Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night
16:20That can't happen again
16:25I mean, I can't
16:28I crossed the line when I kissed you
16:31And I'm your boss
16:33No, no
16:34I know it didn't mean anything
16:36Oh
16:37It's my fault
16:39When I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me
16:44Right, yeah
16:45I crossed the line
16:47When I put you in that position
16:49So
16:50Okay
16:51I'm sorry
16:52I think moving forward
16:58We should just maintain some professional boundaries
17:05I didn't say that it didn't mean anything
17:12Sorry
17:24I don't mean to interrupt any business matters
17:30Absolutely not
17:32Cheer him
17:33Ready to finalize this deal?
17:36Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are
17:38Absolutely
17:39Come on in, have a seat
17:40You look familiar to me
17:47Do I know you from somewhere?
17:50Uh, I don't think so
17:51Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night
17:54No, that's not it
17:56Ah, I just got it
17:59You look exactly like this CEO
18:02Oh
18:06A knockout if I've ever seen one
18:10What did her company do?
18:13It was something with corporate matchmaking
18:17Uh, diet?
18:19Right
18:20That's where Arya came from
18:23What a funny coincidence
18:27I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO
18:30Uncanny
18:32Well, gentlemen
18:35Should we get down to business
18:37And hammer out some deal points?
18:39Absolutely
18:39Okay
18:41Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:42Mmm
18:42Sweet and milky
18:46Darling
18:48Thought you were fed up with Dyad
18:58Yeah
18:59I've given him one last chance
19:01You sly dog
19:05I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
19:09What do you say?
19:10We share the wealth?
19:12We could make her one of the deal points
19:15She's mine
19:16My assistant
19:18Leave her alone
19:20Thank you, sweetheart
19:28The fuck was that?
19:34Get out
19:35Excuse me
19:37You heard me
19:38I fucking warned you
19:39Now get out
19:41You're gonna tank this deal
19:44And lose millions?
19:46For her?
19:48Good assistant's worth their weight in gold
19:49We're through here
19:51You really didn't have to do that
20:05I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy
20:08Yeah, I know
20:11I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
20:14Should have had to deal with guys like that, though
20:15Especially with me around
20:17So
20:21I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:24Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:26So, like, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview
20:29A bit?
20:30And I can be difficult to work with at times
20:33Mm-hmm
20:34But
20:35I've learned from experience
20:37People are generally
20:40Disappointing
20:42They leave when they're going, it's tough
20:45Just
20:47Weeding those people out early
20:49Don't want to waste my time
20:51But you, miss
20:54Are most definitely
20:56Not a waste of my time
20:58I guess I'm in my match
21:01Um
21:10Well, do you need anything else from me?
21:14Besides losing you a million dollars?
21:19No
21:19No
21:20Okay
21:23Okay
21:25Okay
21:25Um
21:31Get back to work?
21:35Yeah
21:36Yeah
21:36Okay
21:37Fuck me
21:48That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk
21:59Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb
22:03Oh
22:05Like fucking your fiancée's best friend
22:08I didn't see you on the schedule today
22:10Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
22:13He didn't tell you
22:18Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company
22:22Now be a dear
22:24And fetch me a latte
22:25While the adults talk business
22:27Dad
22:48What do you want, Lena?
22:51I just came by to discuss our little business venture
22:54There's no hour or anything
22:58We've been broken up for months
22:59Well
23:01Like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
23:05Until you break it, remember?
23:09Baby
23:10Baby
23:11What has got you so stressed?
23:18Huh?
23:18Maybe I can help you relax
23:22Excuse me
23:31Uh, no, no, no
23:33Stay
23:33If you'd like to make an appointment
23:37Make it with Aria
23:38Just like everyone else
23:40I'm busy here, Lena
23:41Of course
23:42Reserve the jet tomorrow
23:46Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York
23:48Excuse me
23:48I have to work, Lena
23:49This is work
23:50I want to open an office in New York
23:54And you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:59Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked
24:01I want to celebrate our merger
24:04Merger, huh?
24:24Jealous?
24:27No
24:27I'm not
24:29No
24:31Don't worry about Lena
24:33Forget her
24:34I do need you to do something for me though
24:37Mm-hmm
24:39The contractors
24:49Are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday
24:50Mm-hmm
24:51I need you to go let them in
24:53You could go over there after I leave
24:55Maybe stay the night
24:57If you want
24:58And that's not crossing a professional boundary
25:03Sleeping in your bed
25:05I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley
25:07But if you wanted to
25:10No
25:10I don't
25:11I wasn't
25:12Yeah, that would be fine
25:16Thank you, Mr. Abrams
25:19So let's hear it
25:36What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:40Uh, you know, he's, um
25:46He's not that bad
25:49Miss Pearson, not that bad
25:54Does not make for a great article
25:56Not that bad
25:59Means it's your company's fault
26:01Not his
26:02And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for
26:05Right
26:06Of course not
26:09You know Dyad is everything to me
26:13Okay, I put my
26:15Blood, sweat, and tears into this
26:17I know
26:18I've done my research
26:20Which is why I'm surprised
26:23You're not taking the chance to defend it
26:24I would give anything for this company
26:29Well then
26:31If I were you
26:33I'd dig up some dirt on that man
26:36That's been slandering you in the press
26:37Okay, damn
26:55Major CEO goals
26:58Hello
27:01Hey, boss
27:03I've got a couple reports you need to sign
27:05Should I bring them by
27:06Tall, dark, and scary's office?
27:10Actually, I'm at his house right now
27:12Beverly Hills
27:13Also need an address
27:15Oh my god
27:26It's like I stepped into Fifty Shades of Grey
27:29Ooh, is there a pleasure room?
27:33Don't touch anything
27:34This man is a total control freak
27:38Anything is out of place
27:40He'll
27:41Glenn
27:43It's for you
27:45And me
27:49You deserve a break
27:51And besides, he's a freaking billionaire
27:54Is he really gonna miss this
27:55$2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:59Holy shit
28:00Wow
28:04You're popular
28:05It's Grey
28:07He's been harassing me ever since I told him that
28:09Jep was my boyfriend
28:10You what?
28:13It was nothing
28:13I ran into him at this party
28:15And he wouldn't stop bothering me
28:17So
28:18Jep
28:19Played along
28:20He actually
28:22Really saved my ass
28:24And he kissed me
28:27What?
28:29Yeah
28:29Okay
28:30Well
28:32Sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover
28:35How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool
28:38I brought bathing suits
28:40How did you know that he
28:42Duh
28:42All billionaires have pools
28:44Now come on
28:46It's not like he's gonna come home anytime soon
28:48And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened
28:56It's super chic and like impossible to get into
28:59And then
29:02I was thinking tomorrow
29:04We'd skip out to the Hamptons
29:06Daddy's in Shanghai
29:08So we'd have the whole place to ourselves
29:09Lena
29:10I told you
29:12This is strictly a business trip
29:14How about that
29:17There is no office
29:25Is there
29:26I just wanted us to get away like we used to
29:30Without your obnoxious assistant poking around
29:33Baby
29:36You know this isn't over between us
29:40I can't do this with you
29:45I
29:46I'm going home
29:48But like
30:00Was there tongue?
30:01Shut up
30:05Bitch
30:07I knew it
30:08I knew you wanted to jump his bones
30:10Okay
30:11First of all
30:12Don't call your boss a bitch
30:14Second of all
30:15Who says I want to jump his bones?
30:21Okay fine
30:22Fine
30:23He's a total package
30:25I mean
30:25He's hot
30:27He's rich
30:28He's smart
30:29Sounds like someone else I know
30:31Maybe slightly less rich
30:34Okay but still
30:35You two are like a match made in heaven
30:37Yeah right
30:39I mean
30:40And what happens when he finds out
30:41I've been lying to him this whole time
30:43And besides
30:45He's probably not even into me
30:46He's in New York right now
30:48With his ex-fiance
30:50I mean what am I supposed to do with that?
30:52Arya
30:53I'm sorry I didn't
30:54Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
30:56I'm not going to ask you again
30:58Who is that?
31:00Who is this?
31:04Oh oh Jew
31:05Look at the time
31:05I have to go feed my fish
31:07Cat
31:08My cat?
31:10My fish and my cat
31:12Yeah you should probably do that
31:14I'm sorry
31:19I didn't
31:20Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:23I'm not going to ask you again
31:24Who is that?
31:29Wait
31:29Are you
31:32Jealous?
31:35Of Glenn?
31:39But this is funny to you
31:40Oh
31:41No
31:42I um
31:44He's my
31:45Friend
31:47And trust me
31:50He's way more interested in you than he is me
31:52Do you like this?
32:02Like toying with me?
32:04Making me crazy?
32:08Running around my house
32:10This little bikini
32:12What do you care?
32:20Where's Lina?
32:22Think I give a shit about Lina?
32:24Think that I don't care?
32:28You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:32Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:34Ever since we kissed
32:41I can't stop thinking about that night
32:44These lips
32:48You're my boss
32:51You're my assistant
32:53So assist me, Aria
32:55Put me out of my misery
32:58You're so hot
33:16Sorry
33:17You're so hot
33:28Sorry
33:28I mean you're burning up
33:33Oh
33:34Let's get you inside
33:35Okay
33:36You know
33:53I've been dreaming of this
33:56Yeah?
33:59Yeah
34:00Okay
34:09I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press
34:20Jed
34:24Jed, I need to tell you something
34:28Tell me later
34:29I'll see you
34:33I need to tell you
34:38Oh
34:41Yeah
34:42Okay
34:42I need to tell you
34:43You're the only one
34:44You're algún
34:46I need to tell you
34:48I need to tell you
34:50Um
34:51Ooh
34:53Ooh
34:54Yeah
34:56You're the only one
34:57Is the only one
34:57I need to tell you
34:58Hungry?
35:08Wow.
35:10This place looks like a five-star hotel.
35:12I didn't know it had all the amenities, too.
35:14Mm-hmm.
35:15Mm.
35:16This looks delicious.
35:19Yeah, I'd say so.
35:23This looks good on you.
35:25Yeah?
35:26Yeah.
35:26But I also think that I'd look better off of you.
35:39Kitchen contractors.
35:41I'll take care of it, boss.
35:42I do, though.
35:51Gray!
35:53What the fuck are you doing here?
35:55Did you follow me?
35:56You still weren't answering me.
35:58I needed to talk to you.
36:00You weren't at Dyad.
36:02You weren't at your apartment.
36:03So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
36:06Or should I say your boss's?
36:07Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
36:14Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
36:17Like I said, it's all about work for you.
36:20Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:25What do you want?
36:28What do you want?
36:30Now you're asking the right questions.
36:34$10,000.
36:36What?
36:37You heard me.
36:38Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:42Huh?
36:44Blackmail, Gray.
36:45Really?
36:46That's fucking desperate.
36:47Even for you.
36:47What, are you gambling again?
36:49I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:52You have 24 hours.
37:02Fuck.
37:02Everything good?
37:10Yeah.
37:11Just contractor stuff.
37:13Hmm.
37:15Big promises and bigger delays.
37:17Yeah?
37:19Hmm.
37:19I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:23Wait, wait, wait.
37:25I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:27Wait.
37:27No!
37:30No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:32Wow, that's fine.
37:35We can't do this.
37:37Aria, we already have.
37:40I don't date my client.
37:44My bosses.
37:46Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:52Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
38:02Tell me I'm not the only one.
38:09You're not.
38:15So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
38:18What?
38:18No.
38:19The best assistant I ever had.
38:22I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:24But, maybe, we can have it both ways.
38:31You know?
38:32Professional in the office.
38:34Unprofessional out.
38:37Please.
38:37I really don't want to lose you.
38:44What do you say?
38:53Okay.
38:53All right.
39:11I have your money.
39:12Just tell me where to send it.
39:13Aria, I'm so sorry, but, while you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
39:21A better deal?
39:23What the fuck?
39:24You told me I had 24 hours.
39:26Oh.
39:27You'll see soon enough.
39:29Amazing.
39:35Jack.
39:38All right.
39:41Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:45Well, private, plus the press.
39:48You know.
39:50Well, it'll be fun.
39:52Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:55Uh, Jack, I...
39:58Start at 8.
39:59Where's that logo address?
40:15You just never do what you're told, do you?
40:19I love the red, though.
40:23Hey.
40:25Why are you so nervous?
40:26Jet, I...
40:31I need to tell you something.
40:34Ooh, what could that be?
40:37Nina?
40:38What are you doing here?
40:39You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:42No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:44Will you?
40:46Okay.
40:47Chardonnay?
40:48Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
41:01Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
41:04Please, this evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors, Jet Abrams.
41:16But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:25A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:28Then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:35Great.
41:37And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:40Please don't do this.
41:40Aria, what's going on?
41:42She's also Aria Riley Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:48Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:57You've been lying to me this entire time?
42:00Jet, I was doing this for you, okay?
42:03If you'd just let me explain.
42:05I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
42:08Okay, that's it.
42:09I thought if I went undercover, that I could get you exactly what you need, and then...
42:13And then you were going to leave me?
42:14Aria, I trusted you, Aria.
42:19No.
42:20Oh, I never wanted to hurt you.
42:22Ugh, she's lying.
42:28Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:32See, I have friends at GQ, too.
42:35And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant for...
42:41What did she call him?
42:42What did you call him?
42:44What was it?
42:45Oh, I remember.
42:46The biggest asshole in America.
42:51She was never here for you.
42:54She was here for herself.
42:56For her company.
42:58It was all...
43:00Just a little PR stunt.
43:10Jet, please...
43:11Don't.
43:11You're fired.
43:17You're fired.
43:29You're fired.
43:33So, in light of recent events,
43:47Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine
43:48to share his side of the story.
43:52Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage,
43:56and their best practices are lies and deception,
44:00and their CEO and founder, Aria Pearson,
44:02is a major liability.
44:06Would you care to respond before we go to print?
44:11I, uh...
44:13I...
44:15She has no comment.
44:16Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time
44:18Ms. Pearson has today.
44:19No.
44:21Wait.
44:23Aria, public allegations of fraud
44:26are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:29You could hurt the company if...
44:30Yes.
44:32I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:40Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:45It was about promoting Dyad.
44:46It was selfish and wrong.
44:54Any relationship, professional or personal,
44:59is based off honesty and trust.
45:04And I betrayed Jet...
45:07Mr. Abrams.
45:09I take full responsibility for my actions.
45:22Can I quote you on that?
45:24Sabotage Jet?
45:33What the fuck is your problem?
45:37I take you to talk to Helen.
45:38I know you're upset with me,
45:41but to slander my name in the press...
45:42I'm just being honest.
45:56I'm like you.
45:58Was it even real?
45:59Was fucking me just part of the plan?
46:01God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
46:03I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
46:05Yeah, you had to lie to me.
46:06You had to manipulate me.
46:08You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
46:10Seriously?
46:11You inherited your company from your dad.
46:14Who inherited it from his dad.
46:16You have no fucking idea
46:17what it's like to build something from scratch.
46:19To put your whole soul into something.
46:22Dyad is everything to me.
46:23Was everything to me.
46:30Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:33But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:39You know what?
46:42Lena was right.
46:44We're from completely different worlds.
46:48This never would have worked.
46:53Aria.
47:00Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
47:03That's just giving up.
47:05I'm not giving up.
47:08I'm letting go.
47:11Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
47:18I still believe in everything we did.
47:19I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:27I'm sure it'll be in good hands
47:29with whoever the board chooses.
47:30I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:49So then the more I thought about it,
47:56the more I realized
47:57we actually do need a New York office.
48:00I'm thinking Soho.
48:02Maybe Hudson Yards.
48:05Anything but Midtown.
48:06Ew.
48:10Jet.
48:12You need to move on.
48:15Forget her.
48:15After what you said to GQ,
48:17that bitch is finished.
48:18Do not.
48:18Call her that.
48:23I just...
48:25I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me.
48:30She said,
48:31I've never built anything from scratch.
48:37She's right.
48:39Okay, but does that justify her lying to you?
48:42For weeks?
48:43When you are as privileged as we are,
48:48you cannot let your guard down.
48:51You have to stick with the people you know.
48:56And I know you.
49:01And you know me.
49:02You're right.
49:11I do.
49:14I know you lied to me.
49:16I know you betrayed me.
49:18And I know that when you found out about Arya,
49:21you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
49:23instead of coming to be...
49:24I didn't.
49:27I was trying to protect you.
49:29Because I love you, Jet.
49:31You don't love me.
49:34And I don't love you.
49:38I don't think I ever did.
49:41Ever since being with Arya.
49:42You need to leave.
50:00Are you kidding me?
50:02You're gonna choose her.
50:04Over me.
50:09Go, Lena.
50:12I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:37Because...
50:41There are no documents.
50:44I lied.
50:45I needed to get you back in the office.
50:50We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investment.
50:55Up to nine figures.
50:57What?
50:58How?
51:00Jet recanted his statement.
51:02And saying your praises.
51:03He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model
51:06and is the best investment of the year.
51:09He said his judgment was clouded because of his...
51:13feelings for you.
51:17Oh.
51:18And you had to tell me this at the office.
51:22Why?
51:25He's here.
51:27Waiting for you.
51:27Waiting for you.
51:27Waiting for you.
51:43Oh.
51:45Sorry.
51:46I just...
51:46wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after seeing a yo in the city.
51:50No.
51:50So, I need an assistant.
52:14All right, I...
52:15Jared, I...
52:17Me first.
52:18Okay.
52:20I thought about what you said, and I should not have lied.
52:27And for everything that I lied about, I was always honest about us.
52:34I mean, I had...
52:36I have very real feelings.
52:45I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:48And then I met you.
52:53And I know what you did with GQ, and if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
53:02But I was hoping that maybe...
53:06Maybe...
53:06All right.
53:09Why do you think I'm here?
53:12Everything I said was true.
53:14And I was such an idiot.
53:17And I'm sorry that I got so angry.
53:18No, no, no, I'm sorry.
53:21But I shouldn't have lied.
53:23I just...
53:25The thought of losing you...
53:28I got...
53:31I got scared.
53:36I'm not going anywhere.
53:37I'm not, you're not.
53:41I trust you.
53:56In the office?
53:59So unprofessional.
54:00It's a good thing we don't work together anymore.
54:04You fired me, remember?
54:10You're such a control freak.
54:12Guess that makes us the perfect match.
54:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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