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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kotor kan yang nama Instagram dan nama dia dilihat tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Baran!
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk.
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku?
00:13:01Aku gak aku salah.
00:13:02Aku semuanya aku kayak gimana.
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Nah!
00:13:06Aku kasih suruh dong!
00:13:09Itu dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepasnya.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepasnya!
00:13:14Benci selama aku!
00:13:15Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:45Aku cuman bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Gak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Gak boleh, Bu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Mwah!
00:14:28Love you!
00:14:29Love you!
00:14:30Kacau, kebuk!
00:14:31Iku, Wish!
00:14:32Kau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Silahkan.
00:14:36Aku rewan.
00:14:42Masa dia jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan ini.
00:14:45Assalamualaikum.
00:14:56Assalamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam.
00:15:00Ibu.
00:15:03Ayu.
00:15:04Oh.
00:15:05Lama-lama.
00:15:06Eh, aku juga.
00:15:08Kamu mau naik.
00:15:08Oke.
00:15:09Ibu, kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:11Iya, kok gak bilang apa-apa?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir,
00:15:20Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Kangen.
00:15:26Gak kangen.
00:15:26Hmm, gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:31Oh, abis.
00:15:34Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Oh, berantakan banget nih.
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan, aku nanggah.
00:15:39Gak usah dong.
00:15:40Wuh, gak enak kan di rumah berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya.
00:15:53Mau apa-apa nilai lu?
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Iya, bener-bener ya.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang,
00:16:24Selamat datang di tempat sponsor kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda mau mendapatkan, kan?
00:16:29Cuma 90 persen.
00:16:30Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:51Duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:52Sehat dulu, capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong, itu koper ibu.
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, pak.
00:16:57Aku bikin ini minta ya.
00:16:59Biasa ya, gak pake gula pula.
00:17:00Iya, senang.
00:17:05Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Dimas, saya air sani mas, mau lelawat.
00:17:17Kok tumbennya nanti?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:27Halo, bu.
00:17:30Ibu, di mana sih, bu?
00:17:33Hmm, kesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang, ngeri sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Bersambung.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:54Bu sepuh, mau dudukin ini.
00:17:55Bukin ini teh.
00:17:56Bukin ini.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu, kurang-kurang aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak, ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya, kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri ya?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi, setelan bahayi di rumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh, lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, bu.
00:18:36Kamu namangin aku sama, ma?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener, bener, tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran, ya.
00:18:46Nih, udah jadi tahinya bu gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, ya, pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya sukanya sampai ditidurin, misalnya.
00:19:06Ini buat tahinya.
00:19:08Makasih, bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi, bu gak ada yang enakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:22Tapi heran ya, orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:26Disuruh di rumah, eh, tetap ada beluta.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Hah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:35Masa tonton TV-nya, bu.
00:19:36Bentar, mau makin sekali.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh, ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu, di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:57Tapi ya tuh, gimana gak ibu stress?
00:19:59Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:12Okay.
00:20:23Hmm?
00:20:28Wow.
00:20:28The class we are in the next year, I will cancel the next year.
00:20:41The situation is still not positive.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45Yeah, because we are really looking at the class.
00:20:49It's not a problem, we also have to give up our health.
00:20:53Yeah, that's it.
00:20:55It's not a problem.
00:20:58Yeah, I'll go to the house, so I can go to the house.
00:21:03Okay, you can go.
00:21:05Okay.
00:21:14I'll leave a moment, I'll help you.
00:21:18I'll help you first.
00:21:20I'm happy to see you.
00:21:22I'll see you now.
00:21:24I'm happy to see you soon.
00:21:29I'm happy to see you soon.
00:21:31I'm happy to see you soon.
00:21:32I'm happy to see you soon.
00:21:34I'm happy to see you soon.
00:21:36I'm happy.
00:21:37I'll see you soon.
00:21:39I'm happy to see you soon.
00:21:40You're 8 years old.
00:21:41What are you still looking forward?
00:21:42I am happy to see you soon, dear.
00:21:43Yes.
00:21:44You feel like I'm happy.
00:21:45Yes, I'll do it later.
00:21:46I'll do it.
00:21:47If you've got a deal, go ahead.
00:21:48I'll do it.
00:21:49I'll do it.
00:21:50It's good, Shane.
00:21:51Oh my God.
00:21:52I'm happy to see you soon soon.
00:21:53I'll do it.
00:21:54I'll do it.
00:21:55Yeah, sure.
00:21:57Let's finish it.
00:21:59If you need it, I'll take it.
00:22:04It's done.
00:22:06I'm so tired.
00:22:08I want to go to school.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Is it really good?
00:22:13I'm so tired.
00:22:15I'm so tired.
00:22:17I'm so tired.
00:22:19Do you remember?
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:23I really want you.
00:22:25I really want you.
00:22:27I really want you.
00:22:29If that's how we can do it,
00:22:31we'll just do it.
00:22:33I'll do it.
00:22:35Okay, I'm so tired.
00:22:37Okay, I'm so tired.
00:22:39Okay, I'm so tired.
00:22:41I'm so tired.
00:22:43But the food is all the food.
00:22:45I don't want to go to school.
00:22:47I don't want to go to school.
00:22:49Okay, I'm so tired.
00:22:53Okay, I'm so tired.
00:22:55I just got to go.
00:22:57I'm so tired.
00:22:58I got to go.
00:23:00I lost my money.
00:23:01I spent 6 months now.
00:23:02I don't have a cash.
00:23:04I've got so tired.
00:23:05How long are you going to buy what I'm going to eat?
00:23:07I don't want, I'm going to eat.
00:23:09I don't want to eat.
00:23:11I don't want to eat food in my food.
00:23:13I don't want to eat food in my food?
00:23:15I just want to eat food.
00:23:17I don't know.
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:29I don't know.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:23:33Guys, buy again.
00:23:35Soto Ayam, follow your journey.
00:23:39Let's go.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:23:43I don't know.
00:23:45Coba kamu pikir deh.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:04Pertanda dari Tuhan, kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama aja, inget nggak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:15Tuhan!
00:24:16Tuhan!
00:24:17Sayang!
00:24:18Nggak usah, penjalin saya anak, rata.
00:24:19Tuhan!
00:24:20Tuhan!
00:24:21Tuhan!
00:24:22Tuhan!
00:24:23Tuhan!
00:24:24Tuhan!
00:24:25Tuhan!
00:24:30Yuk, please, Day!
00:24:31Tuhan!
00:24:37Tuhan!
00:24:38Tuhan!
00:24:39Three days.
00:24:41I'll give you three days.
00:24:43After that, I'll take my mother.
00:24:45I'll go.
00:24:56I can't go to the store.
00:24:59I can't go to the house.
00:25:01There are people in the neighborhood.
00:25:03Our house is going to settle.
00:25:05Look, it's going to settle.
00:25:07Wait a minute.
00:25:09Is there anything else?
00:25:11This is the governor's instructions.
00:25:13So, every house is in quarantine.
00:25:15How long is this?
00:25:17How long is this?
00:25:19I don't know.
00:25:21I hope it's not too long.
00:25:23Let's go.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:27Mas Bambang, how are you?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:31Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang,
00:25:35kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:37Kan dia sendiri yang dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita
00:25:43mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:51Ya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:55H��� tolong sendiri.
00:25:56怖ositas
00:25:59lu wrinkles
00:26:03Tidak tersimu ya.
00:26:04Tidak tersimu.
00:26:05Kami cuman surely,
00:26:07tersimu dengan sini
00:26:09peak tim pakai hisiLA
00:26:11Latest motor
00:26:12os speraan
00:26:14Tim canars
00:26:15Hause,
00:26:16Chairman Fambang,
00:26:17Mas Ooy sakit ke-he- Tatl cleared dell
00:26:17Contra 번
00:26:19Eyuk.
00:26:20Ayuk.
00:26:21aa.
00:26:22It's probably in the room.
00:26:25Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you calling me?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you in a month.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:48Mas, I don't want to be alone.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I want to leave.
00:26:57What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:18Let me look in a book.
00:27:21How are you searching for Too Panku?
00:27:22How are you searching for Too Panku?
00:27:23What?
00:27:24I'm searching for The New York Times.
00:27:27I see you in a room.
00:27:28That's right.
00:27:29What?
00:27:30What?
00:27:31What?
00:27:32Why are you searching for Waterloo?
00:27:33What?
00:27:35Can you see you in a room?
00:27:37I'm going to make you Shock Toot Because I'm here!
00:27:38I think I made a joke, I got to come.
00:27:41I'm so scared.
00:27:43I'm here alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46You're here now, please.
00:27:48No, you can't.
00:27:50Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:52You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm here alone.
00:27:57If I'm here alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06Anya, virusnya virus flu.
00:28:10Bukan virus zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri,
00:28:14itu nggak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:16Tapi tetap aja, aku takut.
00:28:20Kamu singi doang, please.
00:28:23Oke.
00:28:25Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:28Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Oh iya.
00:28:33Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Aduh kayang nyalain video callnya.
00:28:47Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:49Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:53Oke?
00:28:54Oke.
00:28:55Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:57Iya.
00:28:58Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Ih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:21Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:40Eh, Mas.
00:29:42Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:44Bos itu kan bilang cepat.
00:29:46Lock down.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:29:49Aku.
00:29:50Ya tapi koneksi.
00:29:51Mas, aku.
00:29:52Tapi koneksi.
00:29:53Cinta nih.
00:29:55Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:01Cinta.
00:30:02Cinta.
00:30:03Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Mas.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jat.
00:30:19Lu, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:22Ruhani.
00:30:23Just money.
00:30:25Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Ya, masuk.
00:30:30Iya, bu, iya, bu.
00:30:31Iya, bu.
00:30:32Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:49Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya?
00:30:54Kasiannya leper.
00:30:55Iya, bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada amaja.
00:30:59Hmm.
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:02Iya, bu.
00:31:03Iya, bu.
00:31:04Tenang, bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:08Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:10Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:16Wah, sebon.
00:31:17Hmm, gitu, bu.
00:31:18Enak.
00:31:19Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:20Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:21Iya, bu.
00:31:22Iya, bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek.
00:31:33Dan tinggalin ke Andalem Sembarangan.
00:31:35Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:40Selang Andalem?
00:31:43Selang Andalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selang Andalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:47Ayu pake mobil aku.
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:50Sekarang berantem.
00:31:52Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin Selang Andalem?
00:31:58Ada orang ada namanya ini?
00:31:59Mana pernah aku namain Selang Andalem aku?
00:32:02Enak kamu tau.
00:32:04Aku jarang pake Selang Andalem.
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:07Itu bukan tulisan aku, broto.
00:32:11Ayu, kamu ngakul sama aku.
00:32:13Itu Selang Andalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu seminggu lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Kamu mandi, bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:31Eh, ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh reksain terus?
00:32:36Pernah.
00:32:37Kamu ngakum yang ginian sih?
00:32:39Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:41Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:43Yang kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:45Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:47Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:49Udah.
00:32:50Udah berosong mau mandi.
00:32:52Iya.
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:55Iya.
00:32:56Bener ya?
00:32:57Iya, ibu.
00:32:59Oh.
00:33:00Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:05Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita.
00:33:08Hah?
00:33:10Ssst.
00:33:11Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Apakan?
00:33:16Ya.
00:33:19Aduh.
00:33:20Let's go, baby.
00:33:21Gak bisa.
00:33:23Haha, ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepua.
00:33:25Gak bisa.
00:33:26Lah kamu ngajakin gamau, ngapain lagi.
00:33:27Ngapain lagi, siari.
00:33:28ly?
00:33:29Ini udah kini lo.
00:33:30Iya, tapi aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:33Di sini.
00:33:34icide Alabama.
00:33:35Yah, tapi gak bisa nanti dicari in ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih di belom dia apa-apa.
00:33:37Gak ngaceng.
00:33:38Hah?
00:33:39Udah.
00:33:40Pokoknya jangan bersuara diam di sini ya.
00:33:41Salah gimana ini?
00:33:43I'll stay at the place, wait for me to come.
00:33:47I'll be quiet.
00:33:50Shh, quiet, quiet.
00:33:51I'll be quiet, quiet.
00:33:53I'll be quiet.
00:34:01Oh, my God.
00:34:06Oh, my God.
00:34:13I don't want to leave it to you.
00:34:25Mba Yanni!
00:34:27How come you a little bit more?
00:34:29Nah Bu,
00:34:30Ibu yanni was an awesome game for playing VMs
00:34:34until i could see Yanni.
00:34:36Seriously, Bu!
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:48Mau ke belakang?
00:34:49Sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang kalo disini
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat customer
00:34:56Eh bu, bu
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead
00:35:03Ambiar bu
00:35:04Aduh, marah
00:35:06Aduh, mah
00:35:07Iya, iya
00:35:09Mbak Yeni
00:35:13Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana
00:35:15Kamu bilang aja gak tau ya
00:35:17Oh gitu ya
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:19Yah bu
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah
00:35:32Itu berarti cuma sama kamu
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain
00:35:36Kalo kaget itu pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu
00:35:46Yan
00:35:47Telor dede, telor
00:35:49Yah ibu bikin kaget aja deh
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh bu
00:35:53Gitu aja kok kaget sih
00:35:57Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini bu, yang cepet ya telor
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah bu
00:36:03Kalo kambing kan terpedo bu
00:36:05Telornya
00:36:07Daging kambing
00:36:09Gak ada bu
00:36:10Aduh, itu lho
00:36:11Buat beroto
00:36:12Biar nak cos kalo otom
00:36:14Em, em, em
00:36:16Uye uye kali bu
00:36:17Apa sih tuh ya uye?
00:36:19Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu lho bu
00:36:23Gini aja Yan
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja ya
00:36:26Iya bu
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak
00:36:30Kambing toge
00:36:31Ya
00:36:32Terus kalo buat bu ayu
00:36:33Keju
00:36:34Semen yogurt
00:36:35Oke
00:36:36Ya
00:36:37Soalnya
00:36:38Ibu udah pengen tuh gak cucu
00:36:39Oh ala
00:36:40Untuk itu
00:36:41Yanih paham bu
00:36:42Kalo itu bu
00:36:43Mendingan Yanih kenalin aja
00:36:45Semen temen Yanih di kampung
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang
00:36:47Biar cepet isi
00:36:48Lho bu
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu bu
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih bu
00:36:55Kambing
00:36:57Udah lah
00:36:58Kamu masak aja
00:36:59Pesanan ibu
00:37:00Ya
00:37:01Siap bu
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya
00:37:03Ini omelet aja
00:37:04Siap
00:37:05Tapi
00:37:06Tambah susu dikit
00:37:07Siap bu
00:37:08Ya
00:37:09Makasih Yan
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:16Dari tadi sih
00:37:18Yanih belum liat ibu ayu dimana bu
00:37:25Yesss
00:37:50Yesss
00:37:5178
00:38:06erto
00:38:16Dan
00:38:17Ano
00:38:18Sih
00:38:19Oh my god, how are you going to change?
00:38:23Why are you going to change?
00:38:27It's good!
00:38:29Omelette!
00:38:31Eh, Ibu Ayu!
00:38:33Ibu Sepuh!
00:38:35Eh, this is special omelette for Ibu Sepuh!
00:38:39It's good for sure!
00:38:41Thank you!
00:38:43Let's do it for me to eat.
00:38:45Let's do it!
00:38:49Hi, handsome!
00:38:53Handsome and back!
00:38:55Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:57Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih,
00:39:01tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:03Come on, come to mama.
00:39:07Nggak, enggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih,
00:39:17nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, yaudah kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Serius mas?
00:39:41Kamu sih?
00:39:43Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:49Nggak diapa-apain lagi?
00:39:51Hmm...
00:39:53Maaf dong mas.
00:39:55Hmm...
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih, nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh,
00:40:05supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Ayo, yuk.
00:40:11Sini, agar bahan sama.
00:40:13Uuuuh...
00:40:15Uuuuh...
00:40:17Uuuuh...
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:22Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:40:24Kemis deh.
00:40:25Pasti ya.
00:40:27Hmm...
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin, hmm, hmm, hmm, ya.
00:40:30Hmm...
00:40:33Mas...
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Yah...
00:40:40Enggara, nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah...
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja mas.
00:40:47Ya.
00:40:48Aman deh, aman.
00:40:51Terus, mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:55Hmm...
00:40:56Hmm...
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku nggak mau baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Penek-penek.
00:41:12Emet-enek.
00:41:13Emet.
00:41:14Ya, coba.
00:41:15Nampak begitu.
00:41:16Siapa?
00:41:17Yedah.
00:41:18Tidak.
00:41:19Tidak.
00:41:20Menu.
00:41:21Tidak!
00:41:22Tidak.
00:41:23Tidak, jangan.
00:41:24Ada pembakaran.
00:41:25Tidak.
00:41:26Tidak.
00:41:27Tidak, jangan.
00:41:28Tidak.
00:41:29Tidak, jangan.
00:41:30Tidak.
00:41:31Tidak, jangan.
00:41:32Sengaja, jangan...
00:41:33I love you!
00:42:03You're back.
00:42:05How are you?
00:42:07Honey, what?
00:42:11Why are you living in a living room?
00:42:19Hey, maybe you can do it!
00:42:22Hey, Sonata!
00:42:24Hey, sonata!
00:42:25Hi!
00:42:26Hi!
00:42:27Hey.
00:42:29Hey, what?
00:42:30Hey, you're back, right?
00:42:32Hey, you did it!
00:42:33Bye, Ibu
00:42:37I can't get bangin, Ibu
00:42:43Selamat pagi
00:42:45Hey Ibu
00:42:47Ibu bawa-in sarapan buat kalian
00:42:49Doh
00:42:53Terima kasih, Ibu
00:42:55Ini Teh Giense
00:42:57Ini ada romwan rupanya
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu
00:43:03If this is your yogurt, it can be a sweetness.
00:43:08If this is for you, it's for you.
00:43:16The position of your love is you...
00:43:18No, no!
00:43:20No.
00:43:22Do you know this?
00:43:23It's serious.
00:43:28Can you see it?
00:43:30This is important.
00:43:33This is not porn, this is the way you know.
00:43:38You have to bring it to the bottom.
00:43:42The bottom is the top.
00:43:45That's it.
00:43:47Can I tell you this?
00:43:50Eh, don't, don't.
00:43:52Can I tell you?
00:43:53Just a minute.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55I understand.
00:44:00Hmm.
00:44:02Nih ya.
00:44:04Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Hmm, hmm. Bisa gak?
00:44:18Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin, ayo coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:28Hmm.
00:44:30Hmm.
00:44:31Hmm.
00:44:32Hmm.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:58Terus.
00:45:00Kamu acak ngobrol.
00:45:04Acak ngobrol.
00:45:05Acak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang.
00:45:13Berenang, berenang.
00:45:14Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:15Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Ya.
00:45:27Ya.
00:45:28Ya.
00:45:29Ya udah.
00:45:30Ya udah.
00:45:31Ya udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:37Masa ini makan di sini.
00:45:38Tuh.
00:45:39Masa sekarang.
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Tak ada.
00:45:43Biar salah.
00:45:44Masa.
00:45:45Masa, bilok.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet curi ya dari kalian ya?
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Allah!
00:46:12Let's pray.
00:46:42Proto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Pak, emang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba melepon.
00:46:48Gue tau nih.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:51Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:55Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:57Utang budi?
00:46:58Kapan?
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:02Duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue.
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebagian juga.
00:47:06Gimana sih lo?
00:47:07Ya tetap aja, gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:09Gue ditetap.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke, gini.
00:47:17Bisa gak lo cek handphonenya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk handphonenya.
00:47:23Lagi bingdi lo?
00:47:24Ya iya, siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak kebalik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:31Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam deh.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:40Oke.
00:47:41Oke.
00:47:44Kalau tak
00:47:57Ayu, ayu!
00:48:02Ayu!
00:48:04Ayu!
00:48:04Ayu!
00:48:04Ayu!
00:48:17Ayu!
00:48:17Ayu!
00:48:19Ayu!
00:48:23Ayu!
00:48:24What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35Oh, that's it.
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:39That's it.
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:47I'm interacting with you.
00:48:49What are you talking about?
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a number that you're talking about?
00:48:55Yes, I have.
00:49:00What's the number?
00:49:01I'm going to call you.
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:06So, you...
00:49:08So, you're asking Anton to give me my number?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Why are you talking about it?
00:49:14Wait, wait.
00:49:15I know this.
00:49:17I don't know this.
00:49:20I'm rooting for you.
00:49:22The inner inner inner inner man's face is not a joke.
00:49:26It's too weird.
00:49:28In terms of the case, I'm wrong.
00:49:29Restricted on.
00:49:30Cold.
00:49:31When did you think about it?
00:49:32It's too weird.
00:49:34What's your shit?
00:49:35Didn't you think about it?
00:49:36No, there's go up to Carl.
00:49:37No...
00:49:38There's a number of children working on after all.
00:49:42Can I ask you, do it too?
00:49:43Do it all.
00:49:44Then you're in front of me.
00:49:45The number is...
00:49:47It's the number of you.
00:49:49Hahaha.
00:49:51Do you hear it?
00:49:55Wait.
00:49:57What? What do you mean?
00:49:59Why are the number of you?
00:50:01Yes, you ask me.
00:50:03One number is the number of you.
00:50:05It's the number of you.
00:50:07Yes, I'm the number of you.
00:50:09If you say the number of you, I'm not sure.
00:50:11You're so hungry.
00:50:13I'm hungry.
00:50:15I'm hungry.
00:50:17You're hungry.
00:50:19You're hungry.
00:50:21I don't have to take care of you anymore.
00:50:31Ma, I'm sorry.
00:50:33Ma, I'm sorry.
00:50:35Ma, I'm sorry.
00:50:37Ma, I'm sorry.
00:50:39It's a
00:50:40It's a
00:50:41It's a
00:50:42It's a
00:50:43What?
00:50:43It's a
00:50:44Biar Josh
00:50:46Makan ya
00:50:47Eh, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya
00:50:53Biar Josh
00:50:54Gak, gak, gak, aku ini aja
00:50:55Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni
00:51:00Hmm, udah lena
00:51:02Liatin ya
00:51:03Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas
00:51:06Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi
00:51:13Hmm, kasih laku
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya
00:51:17Memang, aku tambahin itu
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan mas
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok mau yang ngomong dari awal
00:51:35Udah, udah langsung tak transfer
00:51:36Beneran ya
00:51:37Iya
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Ngabung di bank itu riba
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalainin disini
00:51:45Nabungan
00:51:45Don't worry
00:51:47Tapi begini
00:51:48Itu kan aku
00:51:50Ngasih duit investasi
00:51:52Harus ada
00:51:54Imbal baliknya
00:51:55Terang
00:51:57Tak kah pijatah
00:51:59Tapi
00:52:00Makan dulu nih
00:52:01Togenya
00:52:02Biar mirin
00:52:03Biar jos ada perlawanan
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak
00:52:07Yang banyak
00:52:07Anya
00:52:08Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama instan dalemnya
00:52:11Biar gak ketukar sama perek lain
00:52:12Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku
00:52:15Yanan, kamu tau
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celana dalem
00:52:19Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue
00:52:33Sorry, tindak kejadian tadi, Toh
00:52:35Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo
00:52:38Atau gimana-gimana
00:52:38Toh
00:52:40Gue punya informasi baru, Toh
00:52:42Lumpu apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang
00:52:45Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama
00:52:48Di handphone video
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer
00:52:52Lu gak tau?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi
00:52:56Ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin
00:52:58Gue kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya
00:53:00Oke, thank you
00:53:18Halo, Pak
00:53:28Wah
00:53:33Wah
00:53:35Wah
00:53:39Yung
00:53:41Yung
00:53:42Ah
00:53:44Ah Yung
00:53:45Makasih lo
00:53:47Apa lagi sih?
00:53:56Apa yang lo pake cuci?
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:59Mau nyembunyuin apa lagi lo?
00:54:01Oh, apa
00:54:02Apa lagi?
00:54:07Aku
00:54:07Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti
00:54:10Bukti?
00:54:11Tunggu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Gak usah nilai lagi
00:54:14Daripada gue kasar sama lo
00:54:15Berhata
00:54:15Apa-apaan sih ini?
00:54:19Nih
00:54:19Menantuk sayangan ibu
00:54:21Tuh ada ibu
00:54:25Bilang sana
00:54:26Bilang apa?
00:54:30Boleh ngomong apa sih, Broto?
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:35Ibu ngomong
00:54:35Ayo selingkuh
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh
00:54:39Punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telpon
00:54:42Anton?
00:54:43Gak malu kamu
00:54:44Di depan ibu
00:54:44Udah sias-sias
00:54:46Anton bilang
00:54:46Nomor yang sering telpon aku
00:54:47Itu nomor kamu
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi
00:54:49Nomor yang gue gak tau
00:54:51Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor
00:54:53Dan nomor yang satu itu
00:54:54Seringnya nepon siapa tau
00:54:55Tuh di mas tuh
00:54:58Apa iya yuk?
00:55:00Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku
00:55:10Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa
00:55:12Aku jatuh nama kamu
00:55:13Aku jatuh perasaan ibu
00:55:15Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini
00:55:18Baik lah
00:55:19Ngomong apa sih?
00:55:22Ini make sense semuanya
00:55:23Tau gak?
00:55:25Nih
00:55:25Selana dalem yang lo temuin itu
00:55:27Lo sendiri yang naro kan?
00:55:28Selana dalem apa?
00:55:31Selana dalem perempuan
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah
00:55:33Minta cerai
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin selana dalem di mobil aku
00:55:37Padahal nih
00:55:38Dia yang naro sendiri
00:55:41Drama lo
00:55:41Drama?
00:55:44Jadi maksud kamu
00:55:44A-nya
00:55:45Perempuan yang kamu piara
00:55:46Dua tahun itu
00:55:47Aku
00:55:48Ngarang-ngarang gitu
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:51Ayo
00:55:51Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan
00:55:53Kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya
00:55:55Berani gak?
00:55:58Broto
00:56:08Ibu sudah tahu semua
00:56:12Tentang A-nya
00:56:14Kelakuan kamu
00:56:16Udah lama ibu tahu
00:56:18Ibu tuh diam aja
00:56:22Karena ibu pikir
00:56:23Ini sebentar juga akan lewat
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh
00:56:27Melunjak
00:56:27Kamu lupanya
00:56:40Nama besar kakek kamu
00:56:43Hadi Sutaijo
00:56:44Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar
00:56:47Pasti banyak kok
00:56:49Orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong
00:56:51Mau istri baik
00:56:56Cantik
00:56:57Pinter lagi
00:56:58Masih juga kamu selingkuh
00:57:00Goblok
00:57:01Pak goblok gak?
00:57:04Kamu
00:57:05Kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:08Ibu kamu sendiri
00:57:09Mariusan ngerti kamu goblok
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:14Ayo
00:57:15Ibu tahu
00:57:18Tentang kamu sama Dimas
00:57:20Ibu tahu
00:57:25Ayo selingkuh sama Dimas
00:57:28Ibu tahu
00:57:28Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih keluar Dimas sih
00:57:31Jangan mau minta-minta
00:57:32Ibu
00:57:32Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini
00:57:40Untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:43Gak usah ibu
00:57:49Gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau
00:57:51Ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini
00:57:53Ayo pergi ibu
00:57:54Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:56Udahlah gak usah
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas
00:58:00Lu mau trik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke
00:58:10Gak ada cerai-cerean
00:58:13Sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:16Besok kita bicara lagi
00:58:19Nanti malam berotoh
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:22Sementara malam ini
00:58:27Kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28Apa yang akan kalian putuskan
00:58:31Untuk besok
00:58:31Ibu gak mau
00:58:44Keluarga ibu tuh berantakan
00:58:46Nyongpotnya tuh susah banget
00:58:50Jadi kayak
00:58:50Gak ngerti
00:58:53Itu diri gak diri
00:58:58Que
00:58:58Terima kasih
00:59:00Kepada
00:59:01Mereka
00:59:01Mari
00:59:02Kepada
00:59:03Mereka
01:00:05Aduh.
01:00:07Aduh, Mas. Gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:09Aduh, stress deh aku, ah.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalo lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:19Diet protein?
01:00:21Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada budung-budungan apa?
01:00:26Ah, itu dia.
01:00:27Kayak aku stress.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:42Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:45Kau masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:47Kek-kek-kek.
01:00:49Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama Ibu sepuh.
01:00:52Halusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:58Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:03Yan nih.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:12Abis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:30Ya udah, pokoknya ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:54Ya.
01:02:00Duh.
01:02:01Biasa kau banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Yondo.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:18Iya.
01:02:19Tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalo pulang.
01:02:27Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:29Kamu gimana sih repot?
01:02:34Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:35Anak-anak sehat tau.
01:02:38Gak usah sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:44Yan.
01:02:46Eh, aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:53Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:59Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:05Ya udah.
01:03:07Istirahat aja.
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:14Aku bingung Yan.
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anakku berantem.
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:28Semoga gak gak ya.
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:36Maka kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:38Maka kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:46Ya wis.
01:03:47Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:04:08Terima kasih.
01:04:09Ohoh.
01:04:10Ohoh.
01:04:11Jodong berko.
01:04:12Ohoh.
01:04:13Ohoh.
01:04:15Ohoh.
01:04:16Ohoh.
01:04:19Ohoh.
01:04:24Assalamualaikum.
01:04:29Hai, Dimas.
01:04:31Hai, ibu.
01:04:32Hey, Ibu.
01:04:37What's up, Ibu?
01:04:38Why are you getting really good?
01:04:40Okay, let's go.
01:04:44Hi, I'm Mba Yu.
01:04:51Hey, Mas.
01:04:52How are you?
01:04:54Mas Mba, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:03Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:12Eh, tadi Ubu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Eh, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:25Aduh.
01:05:26Ya itu Mas.
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh.
01:05:32Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai,
01:05:35aku nganggur Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong nganggur kita.
01:05:41Wah.
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh Mas.
01:05:51Tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya di sini.
01:05:54Eyalah.
01:05:56Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Roto.
01:06:08Kamu duat?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo.
01:06:10Dia akan nemakan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih mah kebatut lo?
01:06:15Ayo lo.
01:06:16Stop, beratah.
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu.
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:47Dominan?
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:57Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepada keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:04Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya gak talah?
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei, Ibu.
01:07:15Sekarang nih.
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:20Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Getah dong.
01:07:26Kesantah.
01:07:27Ini kain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:32Hahaha.
01:07:33Brutal dengan segala rencana yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Munafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir deh gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue.
01:07:41Iya.
01:07:42Mas. Mas Lurut.
01:07:43Eh anjing nyum gak lo.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:52Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata...
01:08:10Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dan semenjak saat itu...
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:18Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:29Tapi sama Edi kamu.
01:08:31Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:47Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:50Jadi...
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:58Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya...
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:12Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak.
01:09:15Udah enggak.
01:09:17Udah yang diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:28Dan lo...
01:09:30Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:46Gue gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu.
01:09:48Mas.
01:09:49Lo denger.
01:09:50Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:52Sama.
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:58Yani.
01:09:59Kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:04Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:07Doain aku ya, Mas.
01:10:10Ya.
01:10:11Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:12Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:14Eh, Mas.
01:10:15Tapi...
01:10:16Kalau ini semua selesai.
01:10:20Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:23Kita nikah aja.
01:10:24Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:27Ya.
01:10:28Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:29Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:31Apa?
01:10:32Jangan pernah Yana Tiba.
01:10:35Ya.
01:10:36Ya.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:38Ya.
01:10:39Ya.
01:10:40Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Fredly.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:01Hehehe.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, Mas.
01:11:04Udah ganti Tom.
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Hop.
01:11:12Hop.
01:11:13Huh.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus.
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum.
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong.
01:11:34Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:44Ya.
01:11:45Ya.
01:11:46Hei Bu.
01:11:47Ya udah.
01:11:48Ya nih.
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan.
01:11:53Hmm.
01:11:54Ya Bu.
01:11:55Ya kasih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:04Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:11Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:22Sumpah Mas.
01:12:23Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri aku tunggu.
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:21Aduh.
01:13:22Aduh.
01:13:23Boleh beli liat handphone kamu.
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu.
01:13:26Aku.
01:13:27Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:28Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:29Aku.
01:13:30Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:31Ibu.
01:13:32Ini.
01:13:33Ini aku.
01:13:34Ini aku Ayu.
01:13:35Anak perukun ibunya.
01:13:36Ibu.
01:13:37Ibu.
01:13:38Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:40Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:44Makanya ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:14:14Hai.
01:14:24Aku masih dimasuk ya.
01:14:26Aku baru datang.
01:15:14Hai, sayang.
01:15:36Kamu yang sama, ya, sayang.
01:15:40Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang mau sayang kita.
01:15:44Tidak, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas!
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa-apa.
01:16:14Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:22Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:26Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kikak kamu, ya.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:49Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:03Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:33Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku gak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:59Aku gak patah punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:03Aku selalu percaya semua terjadi dengan tujuan.
01:18:33Kamu dan aku bukan kebetulan.
01:18:42Kamu dan aku adalah takdir.
01:18:51Kamu dan aku adalah satu.
01:18:57Aku cinta kamu, Broto.
01:19:05Dulu.
01:19:07Sekarang.
01:19:09Dan selamanya.
01:19:10Dulu.
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