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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:00:30Mooji
00:01:00Mooji
00:01:06I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff. I am only interested in getting our property back. And getting rid of their agent permanently.
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00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:46Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Berner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:16I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:18And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:31When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:56So little time to play
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:13I'm living on the edge
00:05:14I'm standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:21With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:35I'll be living on the edge
00:05:41When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:05Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:09With you
00:06:13I'm living on the edge
00:06:25I'm standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:32With nowhere left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:39And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:44Until it's over
00:06:46I'll be living on the edge
00:06:51Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:03How come you can be on time
00:07:04And he can't?
00:07:05He's here, sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:07I'll bet you did
00:07:08I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:13Waiting for the great Mr. Banner
00:07:15Who called?
00:07:19Well, hi, y'all
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:24Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:26As your report card, by the way?
00:07:28You know, Mr. E
00:07:29Counts on me to protect
00:07:31The special interests of these special operations
00:07:34You're doing a swell job, Chesley
00:07:36Just what I need
00:07:37A goddamn watchdog
00:07:38Just keep it up, Python
00:07:43And you're a dead man
00:07:48You know, Python, it's really good to see our two agencies working together again
00:07:56On this mission hotshot, you're working for me
00:08:00Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:02As long as I outrank you it is
00:08:04Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:07All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:10It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:15You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:17To take out a radar installation that's not supposed to exist
00:08:20And there's one more thing, Super Spy
00:08:23I want you to remember that it's because of you
00:08:26I lost my legs in the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here before I really get mad
00:08:36And I want you to check with me every step of the way
00:08:40And if you need backup, I'm your contact
00:08:43You understand?
00:08:45Trust me
00:09:10Ahahahahaha
00:09:12statesman
00:09:17Don't mess with me
00:09:18Wait
00:09:19Stop
00:09:20Is there to idnah?
00:09:21Wait
00:09:23No
00:09:34It's always me
00:09:35Open
00:09:36my
00:09:37It's all
00:09:38my
00:09:39Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake.
00:10:03Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:09Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:39Oh, Jack, I'll give you your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:29Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:31I hope so.
00:11:40Let's go...
00:11:42Let's go.
00:11:47Let's go.
00:11:47Let's go.
00:11:48emm.
00:11:49Uh.
00:11:49We can hear you.
00:12:19I don't know.
00:12:49I don't know.
00:13:19I don't know.
00:13:49I don't know.
00:14:19I don't know.
00:14:49The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good, lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:15:00You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:05No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:07No, no sign of him.
00:15:16No, no sign of him.
00:15:17No, no sign of him.
00:15:28No, no sign of him.
00:15:30No, no sign of him.
00:15:43Let's take a night, Gracie.
00:16:13Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing
00:16:43that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47That guy for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just as planned.
00:17:09No.
00:17:24No.
00:17:29That's how
00:19:01Short.
00:19:03American pig.
00:19:05What the hell is he to now?
00:19:09Jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:39Jacqueline.
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:47Yeah.
00:19:48If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:51And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:53It's on its way.
00:19:54Out.
00:19:55Yeah, this is Python.
00:19:56Give me the Pentagon.
00:19:57Huh?
00:19:58I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:17You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's the charge.
00:20:45Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:49Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:57Does the damage, General.
00:21:02Armando, Armando.
00:21:05Don't sit here!
00:21:09Lies you in line!
00:21:14Yeah!
00:21:15Armando!
00:21:16I don't wanna go!
00:21:17Mar Costco!
00:21:19P
00:21:26There you go.
00:21:26Two, three, no, the 100.
00:21:30Up the door.
00:21:31Up the door.
00:21:31Up the door.
00:21:32Up the door.
00:21:33Up the door.
00:21:34Three, three, two, three.
00:21:36Up the door.
00:21:37Up the door.
00:21:38Up the door.
00:21:39That's it.
00:21:47Touchce.
00:21:48He got out of the gear.
00:21:50Hand it.
00:21:51Coward us.
00:21:52Fire.
00:21:56I need a sword.
00:22:11God damn it.
00:22:13God damn it.
00:22:14God damn it!
00:22:15Jesus Christ.
00:22:26Let's go.
00:22:56Let's go.
00:23:26Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry. I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:52Roger. I'm almost there.
00:23:53You better be, too, Jack.
00:23:54Let's go.
00:23:55Oh, no, no, no, no!
00:24:25This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:30Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:32Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:34The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:37All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:41There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:44Okay, on my way.
00:24:47You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:24:50You better be there.
00:25:20Come on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:34That's in order.
00:25:39Get out.
00:25:40Come on.
00:25:42Come on.
00:25:43Come on.
00:25:44Keep it in.
00:25:47Move.
00:25:48Move.
00:25:51Move.
00:25:56Move.
00:25:58Move.
00:25:59Move.
00:26:00Let's rock and roll.
00:26:15Buddy.
00:26:17Three of the crowd.
00:26:23Oh, Steven.
00:26:25Jack.
00:26:30Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:55Good.
00:26:56God damn it, Banner. Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company, Team Leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:16Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:21I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:30Good.
00:27:32But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:36So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:39and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out.
00:27:46Out.
00:28:04Banner!
00:28:16Out.
00:29:13140 degrees, 200 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:18140 degrees, 200 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:47140 degrees, 200 degrees from my location. Over.
00:29:57Oh, well, great.
00:30:27Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests. Let's meet them right now, shall we? We're going to be talking about sexual freedom and joining us today we have Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn. Let's hear it for you.
00:30:46Yes, Natasha.
00:30:55I'm sorry. The main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:30:59Ah, Comrade Karloff. Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir. I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:11Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see. Banner. E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Stephen James. Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:31Oh, yes. Number three.
00:31:34Age 32. Single. High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man. This Banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas.
00:32:08And what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, Comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your own divided opinion?
00:32:58I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:18Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:23The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:02Roll film.
00:34:03Okay, right away.
00:34:06Move.
00:34:07Henry.
00:34:07Take care.
00:34:12Welcome.
00:34:16I'm pumped.
00:34:26What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:58I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets, and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:26. . .
00:35:32Oh, my God.
00:36:02Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:32Hey! Mickey, look at that!
00:36:40Mickey, look at that!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:55Hmm.
00:37:00That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:30Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir. Gone.
00:37:57Find that film today. Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:38:06Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure, but...
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how would you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:01It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir. You have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God, I'm never going to see you.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14I did you.
00:39:15I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind. I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base. About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:46Well, Mr. E. D. Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:40:02A scan of a check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn film.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:49Oh, I got it.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviets' computer room at the UN.
00:41:07We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:09God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe. Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touché.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Steven has already gone in.
00:42:03Steven? Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:20I suggest we bring in more manpower, and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:33Homrad.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Homrad.
00:42:35Miki.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:37He's now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:41He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06But, in truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson.
00:43:17A psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And, definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film, and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:41End communication.
00:43:47Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:09I'll see you next time.
00:44:39I don't know.
00:45:09Do you want to play a game?
00:45:13Uh, no computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:21I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:28By all means. I'd like to know computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:36The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:42Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:45:48Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:45:54One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:45:58Enough.
00:46:00Enough.
00:46:02What the hell?
00:46:04Sir?
00:46:06Nothing computer.
00:46:08Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:12The sequencing to open the master safe has begun.
00:46:18Okay. Thank you computer.
00:46:19Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:21Continue.
00:46:22I'm sorry.
00:46:23What the hell?
00:46:24Sir?
00:46:25Nothing computer.
00:46:26Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:31Count down.
00:46:53Five, four, three, two… And open.
00:46:54One, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:06You now have two minutes to cut you off, old boy.
00:47:24You can run, you can hide, but there is in your eyes, you recognize, you're alive.
00:47:40It's time to die, it's time to fight.
00:47:55You hear me?
00:47:58You hear me?
00:48:00You hear me?
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:04You hear me?
00:48:06What can I do?
00:48:09You hear me?
00:48:13You hear me?
00:48:14You hear me?
00:48:16You hear me?
00:48:18Oh!
00:48:21Oh!
00:48:23Oh!
00:48:26Oh!
00:48:28Oh!
00:48:30Oh!
00:48:31Oh!
00:48:32Fight!
00:48:34Fight!
00:48:36Fight!
00:48:38Fight!
00:48:40Fight!
00:48:42Fight for your life!
00:48:44Fight!
00:48:46You cut my loose
00:48:48With nothing behind
00:48:50Fight!
00:48:52Fight for your life!
00:48:54Fight!
00:48:56Fight!
00:48:58Fight!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:30Fight!
00:49:35Fight!
00:49:38Fight!
00:49:51Fight!
00:49:55Fight!
00:49:57You dumb adult boy?
00:49:59Ah, Mr. Edy, good timing.
00:50:03Hit it, driver.
00:50:23This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:26Yeah, this is field agent.
00:50:28This is field agent Banner.
00:50:30Um, getting some aerial surveillance on target,
00:50:33heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:47Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's nothing left to say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:07You can run away from the fire.
00:51:09Don't take me away from the fire to the fire.
00:51:10Don't take me away from the fire.
00:51:11Here we go.
00:51:12Here we go.
00:51:13Come on.
00:51:14Come on, come on.
00:51:15I'm done.
00:51:16Come on, come on.
00:51:17Come on, come on, come on.
00:51:18It was close.
00:51:19There'll be all right?
00:51:20Who's going on?
00:51:21Oh, come on.
00:51:22Come on, come on, come on.
00:51:23Oh, come on.
00:51:24Oh, that was close.
00:51:26It'll be all right.
00:51:31Oh, yeah, I forgot that.
00:51:51No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're OK.
00:51:54Oh, that's a scream.
00:52:05Um, good.
00:52:15Sorry, I'm the driver.
00:52:15Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:36Well, maybe not.
00:52:38You know that film I've been here to die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:54You, chief son of a bitch, that's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02You asshole!
00:53:06Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:26Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:36It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:53Yes?
00:53:54What?
00:53:55Put it on the screen!
00:54:00How close is our sub?
00:54:06And the Americans?
00:54:08Get our divers in the water!
00:54:10Now!
00:54:11I want that film!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir.
00:54:37Captain Banner.
00:54:38It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:48I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Rush the sub, close your fists, our target, ma'am.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:54:58This way, sir.
00:54:59Can't believe any bridge.
00:55:00Dive!
00:55:01Dive!
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03Dive!
00:55:04Dive!
00:55:05Dive!
00:55:06Dive!
00:55:07Dive!
00:55:08Dive!
00:55:09Dive!
00:55:10Dive!
00:55:11Dive!
00:55:12I'm Scott!
00:55:13I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:14I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:15I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:16I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:17I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:18Jacklyn, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:20I've been going around here like...
00:55:21Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood...
00:55:31I am. Yes, ma'am.
00:55:34Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:56:01God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:08What year is that taking anyway?
00:56:11You're still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:16Oh, Jacqueline. I know I can trust you.
00:56:20This whole hand.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through me anyway.
00:56:25You don't pull me.
00:56:271983.
00:56:29Color. What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Carnac, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:49Wouldn't it be the rules?
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05What the hell are the...
00:57:06The hell, Mr. E?
00:57:08May I have this, dad?
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:26Of course I do. I love it.
00:57:29They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know?
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:36Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:41Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:43Well, I never could compete with all you women, but...
00:57:46There...
00:57:48There never was a contest.
00:57:50Especially when you were done.
00:57:53Look, Steven.
00:57:54You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:58Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:04I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, darling.
00:58:07For a long time.
00:58:09I'm always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:17make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What?
00:58:21To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win,
00:58:41but I will never watch you die.
00:58:43And that is the reality of you.
00:58:46That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:48when you let your guard down,
00:58:50some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:53And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:56if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:58I don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I'll...
00:59:05I think I'll just turn around.
00:59:08We'll see you.
00:59:09Select air.
00:59:10Fly switch to air.
00:59:11Fly switch to air.
00:59:12LCP 1I.
00:59:14I think I'm also ship hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:175-Nav weapons.
00:59:18Navigation fire control.
00:59:19Task.
00:59:20That's completed.
00:59:21Start at cycling.
00:59:23Also, they select training fire.
00:59:24Weapons.
00:59:25You have permission to fire.
00:59:26You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:28Weapons time.
00:59:29You have permission to fire.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:32Fire!
00:59:33I want.
01:00:00What?
01:00:01Ah!
01:00:06'vegy!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:18Ah, yes, sir.
01:00:20Ah!
01:00:26What are you going to do?
01:00:27Let's go.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy.
01:02:04And mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11Very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:02:54Enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:28Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Oh, my God.
01:04:32Sorry.
01:04:32Sorry.
01:04:32No, baby.
01:04:35Oh, my God.
01:04:41It's a lot of people.
01:04:41I think I got him.
01:04:43Oh, my God.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:44It's a lot of people.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:04:45It's a lot of people.
01:04:45Yeah, it's a little bit.
01:04:46It's a little bit.
01:04:46Let's go.
01:04:47Oh, my God.
01:04:48It's a little bit.
01:04:48Oh, my God.
01:04:49Relax. Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even used.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01I'm sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone movie.
01:05:13You mean a woman who gets crazy?
01:05:14You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate? That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O-U-Q.
01:05:33But, Jamie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I need help.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear,
01:05:54keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made
01:06:02using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important,
01:06:16the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23Mr.
01:06:37Mr.
01:06:37Mr.
01:06:39Mr.
01:06:39Mr.
01:06:40Dr.
01:06:41Mr.
01:06:41Mr.
01:06:42Mr.
01:06:43Mr.
01:06:44much
01:06:58Let me start off in a little future.
01:07:28Who is it?
01:07:38Who is there?
01:07:40Attention all units, this is an all points bulletin for a heavy set man reportedly dressed
01:08:09in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly armed an angel.
01:08:14And a tiny reindeer.
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:20His name is Mickey Schultz, his alias.
01:08:24Get this gag.
01:08:26It's Kris Kringle.
01:08:28So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:31A real nut.
01:08:34You know what, Anderson?
01:08:36What, Brody?
01:08:38About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life.
01:08:48And I'll never forget it either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody, a red light.
01:08:52Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:55Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:02And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking. He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:15Uh, excuse me, Brody. I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:28He's a stone nut.
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:37You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:44Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:52Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man. What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:42!
01:10:45oo!
01:10:49What?
01:10:51You know...
01:10:52Friends...
01:10:53of the Canadians...
01:10:54of the people here.
01:10:56Do you THERE?
01:10:57Going back to why...
01:11:03Of…
01:11:06Is there anything he just sat there?
01:11:08Yes, it's clear!
01:11:09No.
01:11:10Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm.
01:11:39Want some?
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:42Oh, and admit, I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:07Fire out.
01:12:08Oh, my baby does it.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:21Swish splat.
01:12:22Is there a littlerokido?
01:12:37Yes.
01:12:37Hey.
01:12:38John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:08Oh, the tub.
01:13:38Did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:13:57Oh, my God.
01:14:09Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:32I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:34Now, the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:44is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR secret police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00Oh, my God.
01:15:15Oh, my God.
01:15:19Christ.
01:15:19Oh, my God.
01:15:21Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:27Oh, my God.
01:15:57It's okay, miss.
01:16:18Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:22As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:39It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:15The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:40you're really very good Stephen James banner you know having this picnic is a
01:18:05great idea I'm just full of great ideas financial such as man a little more
01:18:12champagne please that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey
01:18:17character is it really true in fact I really shouldn't be in danger I mean
01:18:27you're responsible for his papa's death I suppose I do have to take that chance don't I get down Franchella
01:18:36Franchella it's only
01:18:43just saving your ass again and it is such a nice ass Stephen that little Franchella of
01:18:52yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the islands I should be
01:18:58back in Washington by now a tent Stephen work is in everything you know people do change
01:19:05you're not kidding
01:19:09Stephen it's so good to see you again but darling I thought you and me this was supposed to happen
01:19:23oh shut up and kiss me
01:19:25hey I thought that was my life guys
01:19:27same to me
01:19:30living on the edge without a prayer inside you've got me walking on a ledge in the darkest part of night
01:19:46I've been standing at the edge with so much laughter
01:19:55and knowing that you're watching
01:19:57you
01:19:57you
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