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💕 One of the most beloved Three Stooges shorts, Brideless Groom (1947) delivers non-stop slapstick mayhem as Shemp scrambles to find a bride in order to inherit a fortune. Packed with zany gags, fast-paced humor, and classic Stooge chaos, it remains a fan-favorite from the golden era of comedy shorts.  📽️ Plot Summary: Shemp (Shemp Howard) learns that he will inherit $500,000 if he gets married by 6 p.m. With Moe and Larry’s "help," he sets out on a frantic quest to find a bride. What follows is a whirlwind of rejected proposals, comic disasters, and one unforgettable wedding brawl, proving once again that love — and fortune — don’t come easy for the Stooges.  🕰️ Year Released: 1947 🎭 Genre: Slapstick Comedy, Short Film 🎬 Directed by: Edward Bernds 🎞️ Starring: Shemp Howard, Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Dee Green  🎯 Why Watch It? ✔️ One of the most popular and funniest Three Stooges shorts ✔️ Shemp Howard in top comedic form ✔️ Classic slapstick chaos and witty one-liners ✔️ Public domain Stooge gem perfect for fans old and new  🔔 Don’t forget to LIKE 👍 | COMMENT 💬 | SUBSCRIBE 🔔 for more slapstick comedies & classic shorts!  👇 Explore More Vintage Comedy Classics Here: 📺 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYSxyPafGbnT7hNTlq29mZQJKn7wrNglY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🎞️ #BridelessGroom #ThreeStooges #ShempHoward #MoeHoward #LarryFine #slapstickcomedy #classicshorts #publicdomain #fullmovie #1940s #comedy ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💌🤣 Can Shemp find a bride before time runs out — or will chaos be his only inheritance? Find out in the hilarious Stooge short Brideless Groom (1947)! ________________________________________

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00:00I

00:18Now you see miss Tinklemeyer, that's the way it should be sung. Shall we try it again?

00:23I'll try anything for you professor. Oh, that's fine, fine

00:26If you please doctor

00:30Doctor

00:32Doctor

00:34Play

00:44I hear the voice of spring and yore

00:48The birds return to star the blue

00:56Oh

00:58No, no, you are too fortissimo, too allegro, too quantro. Oh, is that bad?

01:08It ain't good. You're supposed to be singing about the voices of spring, not the eruption of a volcano

01:12Give with the throat, not with the bellows

01:14Oh professor, you want it more like a bird

01:18That's it. That's it. Give me the bird

01:28Look

01:30Play

01:48That's enough, that's enough. We've done enough for today. You might hurt your voice, you know, bend it

02:06Crack it or break it or something. Oh professor, you're so considerate

02:20I'm just crazy about you

02:22Don't forget, we've got another lesson Tuesday

02:24Gargle with old razor blades

02:26All right, professor. I know you wouldn't want anything to happen to my throat

02:30Except to have somebody cut it

02:32How would you like to be married to a dame like that?

02:34Don't even say that

02:36I order

02:38You order what?

02:40I ought to be a little more careful

02:42Well, shut up and listen. Do you remember your uncle Caleb?

02:44Do I? Why that old tightwad heat steel flies for a blind spider

02:46But Shemp, he's uh...

02:48He's a louse and a weasel

02:50Yeah, well, he just died and left you 500,000 bucks

02:52Just like that old skin flint

02:54500,000 bucks

02:56Poor old uncle Caleb

03:00Like I was saying, he was a swell guy

03:02Give me the shirt off his back and throw in the buttons too

03:04But there's one little catch

03:06You get the dough provided you're married

03:08So what?

03:10Married? No, no fellas

03:12I'm gonna faint

03:14Oh

03:16Or what?

03:18If you get married within 48 hours of the reading of the will

03:20What time was that?

03:21Six o'clock a night before last

03:23You just got seven hours to get yourself a bribe

03:25It can't be done, no woman is interested in me

03:27Maybe not pal, but if you look real hard

03:29You might find one that's interested in a half a million bucks

03:32Maybe you got something there

03:33You're darn right he has

03:34Do you know any girls?

03:35I got a lot of numbers, but I haven't had much left with them lately

03:37Well, you can't get killed for trying, where's the phone?

03:39There's a booth down the hall

03:40Well, what are we waiting for?

03:41Down the hall

03:42Down the hall

03:43Down the hall

03:48Here, here's six nickels

03:49That makes seventeen, you oughta hit the jackpot with one of them

03:51Go ahead

03:52Give me Susquehanna 2-2-2-2

04:06Say, he's been in there over an hour

04:08What are you getting nervous about?

04:10When Shemp pours on the charm, no dame can resist him

04:13I hope you're right

04:14Hello?

04:15Is this Ginger Grey?

04:16It is?

04:17Well, this is your little snookums

04:19I'm about to do you a big favor

04:22Will you marry me?

04:27Hey, any luck?

04:29I've got one phone number and one nickel left

04:31Well, start using it

04:35You clumsy ox shoes

04:37Where'd that go?

04:38Get out here some place

04:39Let's find it

04:41Take it over that side

04:47Take this receiver

04:48I got it

04:49I got it

04:51All right, just take it

04:52Wait a minute

04:53Wait a minute

04:54All right

04:55Now wait a minute

04:56Get this out of my hair here

04:57All right

04:58All right

04:59Easy, easy, easy

05:00Get off your foot

05:01Look at what I got here

05:02What is that?

05:03Out of those?

05:04Yeah, wait a minute

05:05It leads around under my arm

05:06Then up here around the neck

05:07Get your hand over here

05:08Get your hand over here

05:09Oh, all right

05:10All right

05:11Easy, all right

05:12Wait a minute

05:13Oh, all right

05:14Easy, all right

05:15Now wait a minute

05:16Can you dial from there?

05:17No, can you?

05:18Yeah

05:19Oh, all right

05:20Wait a minute

05:21Oh, all right

05:22Wait a minute

05:23Wait a minute

05:25Wait a minute

05:26If I come around like this one

05:27And get up in this one

05:31How's that?

05:32Well, it don't feel as good as

05:33when I did this

05:34Now wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

05:36Wait, wait, wait, wait

05:37Now wait, wait, wait, wait

05:38Take it easy

05:39Now look

05:40We ain't get in no place fast

05:41Let's get out of this thing right

05:43Get out this thing right the right way.

05:45You want to let me get this off?

05:46All right, wait a minute.

05:48All right.

05:48Can't stand it anymore.

05:49It started with the book, didn't it?

05:53Moe, where's your hat?

06:00How you doing?

06:07Get your hand out of my face.

06:08That ain't my hand, it's your hand.

06:10All right, you asked for it.

06:13Ow!

06:13Oh, wait, oh, wait.

06:16Say, miss, would you like to get married?

06:18What?

06:19Get married.

06:20Well, I don't know, but you are kind of cute at that.

06:23Oh, it's not me, it's him.

06:26Ah!

06:29We've got to get out of this.

06:30All right, there isn't much time left.

06:31You know that, don't you?

06:32All right.

06:35What happened?

06:36That's what I want to know.

06:41Wait a minute.

06:42Did you get a load of that?

06:48What a dish.

06:49I wonder who she is.

06:50We'll soon find out.

06:52Oh, boy.

06:52Yes.

06:53Who's the new dame?

06:54A Miss Hopkins.

06:55Miss Hopkins?

06:56Did you hear that, kid?

06:57And good looking, too.

06:58Go get her, Shep.

06:59Oh, wait a minute.

07:03You can't propose to a girl looking like that.

07:05We've got to give you the works.

07:06Come on.

07:13Stand still, will you?

07:14We've got to get going.

07:15It's 3 o'clock now.

07:16Yeah?

07:16And if you don't marry the girl by 6 o'clock, we're out of the money.

07:19I said stand still.

07:25Oh, oh, Mo!

07:27Mo!

07:27I'm blind!

07:28You're pointing my eye out!

07:29Get a towel, Mo!

07:30Get a towel!

07:31Oh, oh, oh, oh!

07:34Hey, where are the towels?

07:35In the bottom drawer.

07:36I got it.

07:45You sure look funny with a buster brown collar.

07:48Hold that.

07:53Where are you?

07:55Here.

07:57Say, I forgot to tell you.

07:58When the afternoon papers come out, you're going to be famous.

08:00How come?

08:01I gave the story to the reporters.

08:02Yes, sir.

08:03Shemp Howard to inherit a half a million bucks.

08:05Let's get going, kid.

08:06I'm telling you to hold still now.

08:14I'm warning you.

08:15Oh, excuse me.

08:16I thought that was...

08:17Hold still.

08:27Oh, almost had seven years for that luck.

08:29Of course.

08:36Oh!

08:37How do you like that?

08:39Hmm?

08:43I need to stand, slightly...

08:45Oh!

08:46Oh!

08:47Hey, I cut off my head!

08:48I cut off my head.

08:49Mo, my head is off.

08:50Mo, my head is off.

08:52My head is off.

08:55Oh, there I am.

08:57And as pretty as a picture.

08:58Yeah, but Nate, get going here.

09:00This means half a million dollars.

09:02I know what it means.

09:05Here you are.

09:09Boy, am I tired.

09:10Where'll I throw this water?

09:13Oh.

09:16You look good.

09:17You look great, kid.

09:17You're a cinch.

09:18Go to it.

09:20Oh, my.

09:21Come on, come on.

09:37Hello.

09:38Oh, hello.

09:41Come in.

09:43Cousin Basil.

09:44Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

09:47I, I...

09:47I've just been dying to meet you.

09:50You're even cuter than that Sadie said you were.

09:56Oh, boy, success.

09:58Yeah, listen to those kisses.

10:03Cut it out.

10:05Oh, you must be exhausted after your long trip.

10:08Sit down.

10:09Let me look at you.

10:10Let me look at you, Cousin Basil.

10:12Oh, no.

10:14Now, don't you go away.

10:17Hello?

10:18Yes, this is Miss Hopkins.

10:20Your Cousin Basil?

10:22Well, then who is...

10:23I was used to...

10:23How dare you pretend to be my Cousin Basil?

10:25I'll teach you a thing or two.

10:27You wolf!

10:29Don't you dare strike me.

10:30Who?

10:30Taking advantage of a poor, weak, helpless woman.

10:34Boy, his kisses are getting louder.

10:35You, you, you horrible person, you...

10:38Oh, get up, get up.

10:42What happened, kid?

10:44Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil?

10:46Oh, Professor, are you all right?

10:49Oh, I'm fine.

10:50All I wanted to do was propose, but...

10:53Propose?

10:54Oh, Professor, this is so sudden.

10:58You mean you'll really marry him?

10:59Oh, of course.

11:00He's my little old dreamboat.

11:03Your little dreamboat is sailing.

11:06Wait a minute.

11:07You're going to sail away from a half a million bucks?

11:09We only got two hours left.

11:10Come on, get going.

11:11Come on.

11:17Come right in, folks.

11:20Say, here's the license.

11:23My pal wants to get married in a rush.

11:24Oh, splendid.

11:26Oh, excuse me.

11:28Hello?

11:29Who?

11:30Mr. Howard.

11:31Yes, he's here.

11:33Hello?

11:34Yes?

11:35What?

11:36How many of them?

11:38Wow.

11:39Yeah, yeah.

11:40Okay, thanks.

11:41That was the clerk at the apartment.

11:43Those dames you phoned this morning

11:44found out about the 500 grand in the papers.

11:46Come on, pal.

11:47We got to make this fast.

11:48Have you got the ring?

11:49Why, certainly.

11:51Certainly I got it.

11:52Oh.

11:54It went in the piano.

11:56Get it.

11:58You see anything?

11:59Yeah, wires.

12:02Listen, you.

12:03What?

12:04You know, I think the piano's out of tune.

12:06Go on.

12:06I think I see it.

12:11Look out.

12:11Get up out of here.

12:12Get me out of here.

12:13My face.

12:14Oh, you want to spoil my looks?

12:17Impossible.

12:17Never mind your face and get that ring.

12:19It's a quarter of six.

12:20Oh, I'm awful.

12:26Sorry.

12:26So am I.

12:27Get that.

12:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.

12:30Keep playing around in there and get that ring.

12:32Oh, oh, oh.

12:34Get me out of here.

12:35Get me out of here.

12:35Get him out of here.

12:36Get him out of here, dummy.

12:37All right.

12:39Oh, oh, oh.

12:41He's all tangled up with wires.

12:42All right.

12:42We'll back him up and we'll break him out of here.

12:45Oh, my.

12:46Oh, the arrow.

12:47Shut up.

12:49Hey.

12:50Sit him down.

12:50We've got a new grip.

12:55Easy.

12:56Now, wait.

12:56Get this stuff off.

12:57Oh, oh, oh.

12:58You'll get in the messes every time.

13:00Get me around.

13:02I'm a few minutes left and no ring.

13:05No nothing.

13:06Wait a minute, fellas.

13:08Here's the ring.

13:09How do you like that?

13:10Get up.

13:10Okay, partner.

13:12We're ready for the kickoff.

13:14Join hands, you lovebirds.

13:19There he is.

13:20I've got a long time.

13:22Wait a minute.

13:24Who is this character?

13:26She's the bride.

13:27Oh, yeah?

13:28Not while I got my strength.

13:30Tell me, Toodles.

13:30Didn't you propose to me?

13:31Yes, but I'm with you.

13:32Didn't you?

13:33Yes, but you tied me down.

13:35That was before I read the papers.

13:36Now I accept.

13:37Okay, Toodles.

13:38Let her rip.

13:39Don't even propose to me.

13:40Oh, boy.

13:41We better do something fast.

13:46Yeah.

13:47Quiet a minute.

13:50What's going on here?

13:51Oh, oh, oh.

13:52Oh.

13:53Oh.

13:54Oh.

13:55Oh.

13:56Oh.

13:56Oh, lady.

13:57Oh, oh.

13:58Oh, oh.

13:59Oh, oh.

14:00Oh.

14:01Oh.

14:02Oh.

14:03Oh.

14:03Oh, oh.

14:04Oh.

14:05Oh, oh.

14:06Oh, oh.

14:07Oh, oh.

14:07Oh.

14:08Oh, oh.

14:08Oh, oh, oh.

14:09Justice, please, please, hurry up.

14:12Hold your hands, you love birdie.

14:23Oh, my goodness.

14:34Wait a minute, you wouldn't hit a lady with that.

14:36Use this, it's bigger.

14:39Oh, thanks.

14:47Will you marry me?

14:49Never.

15:06Oh.

15:07Oh, you little booty.

15:08Oh.

15:08Oh, come on.

15:09Oh.

15:10Oh, come on.

15:10Come on, come on.

15:11Come on.

15:12Oh, oh, oh.

15:13Oh.

15:13Oh, oh, oh.

15:14Oh.

15:14Oh, oh, oh.

15:16I'm getting a headache.

15:17Oh, it's your headache.

15:19Oh.

15:20Oh.

15:20Larry, an octopus is got me.

15:22Larry.

15:22Yes.

15:23Hold still.

15:24Hold still.

15:25Hold still.

15:26Hold still.

15:27Now what do you say?

15:29I give up, I'll marry him.

15:31Oh.

15:32Ben, there's any way.

15:33Oh.

15:34Oh, help me.

15:42Oh, Mr. Beddon, please, please hurry.

15:44Hold hands, you lovely birds.

15:53What do you mean, how am I?

15:56Congratulations, both of you.

15:57Oh, thank you.

15:59We're married.

16:00We made it.

16:01It's six o'clock and you're married.

16:03What happened?

16:04You're married, kids.

16:05Say something.

16:06Help!

16:07Help!

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