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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Dewa.
00:13:00Kok.
00:13:01Oke, Pak.
00:13:01Aku gak enggak salah, tuh semuanya aku kayak gimana.
00:13:04Kamu aku sama.
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk, yang nangisya.
00:13:06Wah.
00:13:08Tidak.
00:13:09Itu dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Saya mampu.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Berta.
00:13:12Bergantung.
00:13:13Berta.
00:13:14Benci, selalu kamu.
00:13:15Oh, my God.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much with your mother.
00:14:05You can't do it.
00:14:08What's that?
00:14:10You can't do it.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:28Love you.
00:14:30Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:32I wish.
00:14:33It's the only thing you're looking for.
00:14:35It's the only thing you're looking for.
00:14:39I'm rewan.
00:14:42Don't get sick until you feel sick.
00:14:45Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:55Assalamualaikum.
00:14:57Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:01Do you want to go to my sister?
00:15:02Ibu.
00:15:03Ibu.
00:15:05I thought I was going to let you go to my sister.
00:15:07Ibu, maybe.
00:15:09I thought I was going to come to my sister.
00:15:11I was going to school?
00:15:13I'm sorry.
00:15:14I was going to get started when I told you.
00:15:15I thought I was happy with you, and I thought I was going to go to my children.
00:15:23Do you think I'm going to sleep with you?
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:27How do you think?
00:15:29I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:15:31I don't know.
00:15:33Why are you so sick?
00:15:37No, I don't want to sleep.
00:15:40Oh, it's not good to sleep.
00:15:42I don't want to sleep with you, but I forgot to sleep with you.
00:15:45I will sleep with you.
00:15:47If you don't want to sleep with you, I will sleep with you.
00:15:52I don't want to sleep with you.
00:15:54Oh, I love you.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, 2 months later, I returned to the village because I was sick.
00:16:09Oh, what?
00:16:11Saya, Yanni, yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman sementor kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90 persen.
00:16:31Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:44Bu.
00:16:45It's not the one.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:47Kamu?
00:16:48Bu.
00:16:49Bu.
00:16:50Bu.
00:16:51Bu.
00:16:52Bu.
00:16:54Can I help you, Ibu?
00:16:56Can I help you?
00:16:57Yes, I will.
00:16:58Yes, I will make it for you.
00:16:59I don't like it, I don't like it.
00:17:01I don't like it.
00:17:05Ibu, are you going to come to me?
00:17:09Where are you?
00:17:10Where are you?
00:17:11Where are you?
00:17:12Where are you?
00:17:13Where are you?
00:17:18Where are you?
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:24Ibu?
00:17:25Ibu?
00:17:27Ibu?
00:17:28Ibu di mana sih?
00:17:29Ibu?
00:17:30Ibu di mana?
00:17:31Ibu?
00:17:32Pesan.
00:17:33Ini aku baru sampai rumah, nggak ada orang.
00:17:35Gepadaan doang, tadi sebentar.
00:17:38Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:39Apa ya?
00:17:40Aku nggak sampai mau ambil teh.
00:17:41Ya, iya.
00:17:42Bentar ya?
00:17:43Bu?
00:17:44Eh, aku nggak sampai mau ambil teh.
00:17:45Ya, iya.
00:17:46Bentar ya?
00:17:47Ya.
00:17:48Bentar ya?
00:17:49Nanti.
00:17:50Ya.
00:17:51Ibu?
00:17:52I'm not going to do this.
00:17:53I'm not going to do this.
00:17:54I'm not going to do this.
00:17:56I'm going to do this.
00:17:58What is it?
00:18:00What's your name?
00:18:01I'm not going to do this.
00:18:03I can't do this.
00:18:05That's my mother?
00:18:07Yes, my father.
00:18:09If he asks you...
00:18:11It's nice, not like my father.
00:18:13What's the meaning?
00:18:14You know, my father is going to do this.
00:18:16I want to do this.
00:18:18I want to do this.
00:18:20Why are you talking about my father?
00:18:21Why do you think it's been too sick?
00:18:24I'm still sick so I'm sick...
00:18:26...but I'm still sick.
00:18:27I'm still sick.
00:18:28You're sick.
00:18:29Waduh!
00:18:30I'm sick.
00:18:31I'm strong!
00:18:32I'm so violent!
00:18:33I'm afraid.
00:18:34I'm afraid of you.
00:18:36You're saying I want to go?
00:18:38No, I'm going to get it.
00:18:40You want to go?
00:18:41You want to go?
00:18:42You're fucking kidding, I'm not going.
00:18:44You want to talk about it?
00:18:46I'm so tired...
00:18:47So, I don't have to be so nice because I don't have to be so nice
00:18:51If I'm so nice, I like that
00:18:54I like that nice, nice
00:18:56I like to sleep
00:19:06I don't have to be so nice
00:19:08Thanks, Ibu
00:19:10Beritanya dari tadi, gak ada yang enakin
00:19:16Yang virus, terus orang pada meninggal
00:19:21Tapi heran ya, orang itu susah banget diatur
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah, eh tetap ada belita
00:19:28Gak pake masker lagi
00:19:30Bener-bener orang-orang ini
00:19:33Masih Tonton TV, ya gue ntar mau makin sekali
00:19:38Yuk
00:19:41Zaman Ibu dulu tuh ya
00:19:43Berita tuh cuman sehari sekali
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal
00:19:56Iya tuh gimana gak Ibu stress
00:19:59Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama Ibu
00:20:06Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama Ibu
00:20:10Ibu mau ngomong apa sih
00:20:12Hmm
00:20:15Hmm
00:20:19Hmm
00:20:24Hmm
00:20:27Hmm
00:20:29Hmm
00:20:30I'm gonna do it.
00:20:39Class Bantia, we will be in the next month.
00:20:41We're still in the future.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45It's a problem.
00:20:47It's because we were really looking at that class.
00:20:49It's not a problem.
00:20:51We need to make our health.
00:20:53Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:20:55That's a problem.
00:20:57I'm going to go to my house, so I can rest.
00:21:03Okay, you can.
00:21:14I'll leave it for a moment.
00:21:18I'll help you first.
00:21:20I really like that.
00:21:22I don't care for you now.
00:21:23I'm sorry.
00:21:27Ii bu kapan no, dikasih cucu...
00:21:29Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Balut ya orang...
00:21:34Petanggak ibu itu...
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tuju malahan.
00:21:40Ya tapi ga tuju juga ibu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gapa pahasatu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:47Kalau gitu...
00:21:50Langsung dulu yah.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepet-cepet,
00:21:54tumbuh bode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:57Yes, I'll finish it.
00:21:59Yes.
00:22:00If you need it, I'll finish it.
00:22:05It's done.
00:22:07I'm tired.
00:22:09I'm going to get a job.
00:22:11Yes.
00:22:12Is I'm not going to get a job?
00:22:14I'm going to get a job.
00:22:16You're going to get a job.
00:22:18I'm going to get a job.
00:22:20Do you remember?
00:22:22Yes.
00:22:24I really want you.
00:22:26You're going to get a job so far.
00:22:28It's amazing.
00:22:30If we're all ready, we'll do a job.
00:22:32Let's do it.
00:22:34Yes, I am?
00:22:36Okay, I'll do it.
00:22:40Okay, I'm ready.
00:22:42I'm ready, I'm ready.
00:22:44But today, the US materials will come back to the home.
00:22:48I have to get a job.
00:22:52Okay, ready, Bu!
00:22:54Ibu, I'll pay for the money.
00:22:56Oh, I'll have to pay.
00:22:58After?
00:23:00I've never had cashmere money, I don't have cashmere money.
00:23:02I can't do it.
00:23:04I have to pay my money.
00:23:06I need to pay for the money.
00:23:14If I have to pay for the money, I want to pay for the money.
00:23:16What's the money?
00:23:18I need to pay for the money.
00:23:20I need to pay for the money.
00:23:22100?
00:23:24200?
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:34Guess, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:38Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:40Yuk.
00:23:44Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikir,
00:23:48pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai.
00:24:04Tuhan?
00:24:06Pertanda dari Tuhan, kamu bilang?
00:24:08Iya.
00:24:10Nggak sebulan sekali aja ngomong itu kan?
00:24:12Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget nggak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:22Sayang.
00:24:24Astaga.
00:24:29Aku duduk di situ.
00:24:32Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:40Tiga hari.
00:24:42Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:44Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:54Bu!
00:24:56Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan, either.
00:25:02Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:15Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, nggak tahu juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos. Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Iya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:55Gimana.
00:25:56Hey, Ayu, where are you?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23Kayaknya di kamar mungkin.
00:26:26Yaudah.
00:26:27Ayu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:40Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:47Biarin, biarin.
00:26:49Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:54Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggat pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Keluar?
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:09Makasih!
00:27:10Makasih.
00:27:11Ahim!
00:27:12He mentally, yang isa nggak melekat Di!
00:27:16Oh, aneh.
00:27:22Saya ha 약asi di rumah itu,
00:27:24namanya malati.
00:27:26Terima kasih.
00:27:35Yeah, I'm going to find a place in the room.
00:27:39I'm going to make a joke. I'm going to come.
00:27:42I'm going to come. I'm going to be alone.
00:27:44I'm alone. I'm afraid.
00:27:46I'm going to be alone now, please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't, darling.
00:27:51Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:53You're alone.
00:27:55But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment,
00:28:04you're going to be zombie?
00:28:07Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:11It's not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15then you're alone.
00:28:17I'm still alone.
00:28:19I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:27But if you're in quarantine,
00:28:29you must be fine.
00:28:30Why do I walk in the apartment?
00:28:31But you can't pass it to me.
00:28:32You can't pass it to me.
00:28:33I'll just go to the room.
00:28:34Oh yeah.
00:28:35And now, you're gonna show me the call for me.
00:28:38After that, you're dancing.
00:28:40It was like that,
00:28:41was that right.
00:28:42No, don't you do it.
00:28:44You're so out.
00:28:45Oh yeah.
00:28:46I'm so out.
00:28:47I'm going to show you the girl just because of this.
00:28:50I'll be okay.
00:28:52Let's go now.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:56now?
00:28:58yes
00:29:00okay
00:29:04we have to go
00:29:06yes
00:29:08open it
00:29:10open it
00:29:12open it
00:29:14open it
00:29:16open it
00:29:18open it
00:29:20open it
00:29:22open it
00:29:24open it
00:29:25open it
00:29:27open it
00:29:29open it
00:29:31open it
00:29:33open it
00:29:35open it
00:29:37open it
00:29:39open it
00:29:41hey mas
00:29:43kamu gak kerja ya
00:29:45bos itu kan pulang cepat
00:29:47lockdown
00:29:48aku langsung naik konjek ke sini
00:29:50tapi kok naikkan
00:29:52mas agaknya
00:29:53tapi kok naikkan sih
00:29:54cinta nih
00:29:56cinta
00:29:58tanpa pengorbanan
00:30:00bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:02haha
00:30:04ii
00:30:06ii
00:30:08ii
00:30:10ii
00:30:12ii
00:30:14ii
00:30:16ii
00:30:18ii
00:30:20ii
00:30:22ii
00:30:24ii
00:30:26ii
00:30:28ii
00:30:30ii
00:30:32ii
00:30:32ii
00:30:34pak ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan
00:30:36ngomong sendiri bu
00:30:38kan lagi
00:30:40mau bikin konten lockdown bu
00:30:41sebentar ya bu
00:30:42guys
00:30:44lockdown
00:30:46ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya
00:30:48Yeah, Ibu can't eat soto, but if you want to eat soto, don't you want to eat soto?
00:30:56Yeah, Ibu, you can see that in the kitchen there is what I want.
00:31:02What do I mean?
00:31:04Yes, I want to eat soto.
00:31:06If you eat soto, you need inspiration.
00:31:10It's not easy, Ibu.
00:31:12You have to have heart and knowledge,
00:31:14so that the food that you give to Ibu sepuh will be able to eat.
00:31:18Oh, that's nice.
00:31:20Yeah, but don't get too long, I'm sorry.
00:31:23Yeah, Ibu.
00:31:32Why are you leaving?
00:31:34Why are you leaving?
00:31:36Why are you like this?
00:31:38Huh?
00:31:40Selana dalem?
00:31:44Selana dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selana dalem, kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:52Sekarang berantem.
00:31:54Hah? Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selana dalem.
00:31:58Gak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selana dalem aku?
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu, aku jarang pakai selana dalem.
00:32:07Ini banyak tuh.
00:32:09Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayo kamu ngaku sama aku.
00:32:14Itu selana dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, Bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi, Bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:36Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah.
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:48Ada, ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah.
00:32:52Udah beroto mau mandi.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:08Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:16Ngapakan?
00:33:18Aduh..
00:33:21Let's go, baby.
00:33:23Gak bisa.
00:33:24Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepul.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Kamu ngajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Iya, ingin, udah begini lo.
00:33:30Iya, tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek disana atau ngulek disini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa, nanti di cariin ibu.
00:33:37I'm not alone, I'm not alone.
00:33:39I'm not alone.
00:33:41Just stay quiet.
00:33:42Let's go.
00:33:43What's up?
00:33:44Let's go.
00:33:45Let's go.
00:33:46Let's go.
00:33:47I'll wait.
00:33:48I'm still here.
00:33:50Shh.
00:33:51Shh.
00:33:52Shh.
00:33:53Shh.
00:33:54Shh.
00:33:55Shh.
00:33:56Shh.
00:33:57Shh.
00:33:58Shh.
00:33:59Shh.
00:34:00Shh.
00:34:01Shh.
00:34:02Shh.
00:34:03Shh.
00:34:04Shh.
00:34:05Shh.
00:34:06Asuh, Bu.
00:34:08Laki.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni.
00:34:28Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:30Nah, Bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:37Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini, saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:55Bu.
00:34:56Eh, Bu.
00:34:57Bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya death.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:04Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Cuma.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni.
00:35:14Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:16Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:17Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:29Kalau aku pulang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:36Bapaknya tuh pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:41Bu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telor, dede.
00:35:49Telor.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yanni dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:07Telornya.
00:36:08Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:11Aduh.
00:36:12Itu loh.
00:36:13Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nak.
00:36:15Cus, kalau buat am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Am-am.
00:36:18Am-am ya.
00:36:19Uyeh, uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:20Apa sih tuh ya, uyeh?
00:36:21Uyeh, uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:25Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:37Oke.
00:36:38Setelahnya, ibu udah pengen pun tak cucu.
00:36:41Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanip paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanip kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yanip di kampung.
00:36:47Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah, gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:15Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yanip belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:45Doi, berit Physiku tak apa.
00:37:46Nyaulation, ibu.
00:38:04Yup, cyp.
00:38:07Ah super, déjà!
00:38:08Boat berwirtschaft malam!
00:38:13I'm going to change the menu.
00:38:20I'm going to change the menu.
00:38:24Why are you changing the menu?
00:38:28It's a good menu.
00:38:32Hey, I'm going to buy you.
00:38:34I'm going to buy you.
00:38:37This is a special menu for I'm going to buy you.
00:38:40It's a good menu.
00:38:44You're ready, Bu.
00:38:46Let's go.
00:38:51Hi, handsome.
00:38:54Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, I'm ready.
00:38:59It's a little bit more,
00:39:02but it's the sensation.
00:39:04Come on, come to Mama.
00:39:08Ma, what do you want?
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:12Kok gitu sih?
00:39:14Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:16Ayolah Mas nih.
00:39:18Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh, terus?
00:39:26Tanya.
00:39:27Ya udah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:30Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti,
00:39:32saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini, Ma.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih?
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini, gak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:51Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Vining.
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama.
00:40:14Uuuuh.
00:40:16Uuuuh.
00:40:17Uuuuh.
00:40:18Uuuuh.
00:40:19Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu.
00:40:21Yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:23Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:40:24Kemis deh.
00:40:25Pasti ya.
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:29Hmm, hmm, hmm, ya.
00:40:31Mas, gimana kalo kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:38Yah.
00:40:39Enggara, nanti kalo bos kamu tau, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah, cuma sampe lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh, aman.
00:40:51Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalo mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalo mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm, kalo mampir gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malum-malum aja.
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalo pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:06Yah.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku hanya mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:11Konek, konek, konek, konek, konek.
00:41:14Kayak, konek.
00:41:16Sinashkang.
00:41:17Konek, konek, konek.
00:41:20Orang Restaurant.
00:41:23Konek, konek.
00:41:25Konek representations.
00:41:28Konek Stick, konek.
00:41:30Asli masa.
00:41:32Yang konek.
00:41:34Maksin.
00:41:35Konekwan maar.
00:41:36Father.
00:42:06Father
00:42:14Father
00:42:15Father
00:42:15Father
00:42:17달러
00:42:19person
00:42:23人生
00:42:25人生
00:42:31人生
00:42:33连ій
00:42:34I can't get up.
00:42:36I can't get up.
00:42:38I can't get up.
00:42:40I can't get up.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:52Thank you, Ibu.
00:42:54This is the tagging.
00:42:56This is a room for you.
00:42:58It's for you.
00:43:00For you.
00:43:02If this is a room for you,
00:43:04then it can increase the sadness.
00:43:06Oh.
00:43:08If it's for you.
00:43:12Thank you, Ibu.
00:43:14In your position,
00:43:16after you love...
00:43:18I don't know.
00:43:20I don't know, I don't know.
00:43:22This is serious, I don't know.
00:43:24I don't know.
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:28This is important.
00:43:30This is important.
00:43:32This...
00:43:34This is not porn.
00:43:36This is the science.
00:43:38You...
00:43:40You have to go to the bottom.
00:43:42The bottom is the top.
00:43:44That's it.
00:43:46Huh?
00:43:48Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:50Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:52Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:54Duh!
00:43:55Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:43:56You know.
00:43:58Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:44:00Hehehe.
00:44:02Hehehe.
00:44:03Nih yaa...
00:44:04...kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:06Supaya...
00:44:07...senangnya tuh bisa berenang...
00:44:09...untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Ya.
00:44:15Can you do it?
00:44:17Can I do it?
00:44:19Let me do it.
00:44:21Let me do it.
00:44:23Let me practice it.
00:44:37Don't let me do it.
00:44:41Here, let me do it.
00:44:43Here, let me do it.
00:44:47Like this?
00:44:49So, this is how you do it.
00:44:51Your hands are stimulated.
00:44:53You can do it.
00:44:55You can do it.
00:44:57That's it.
00:44:59And then...
00:45:01You're talking to me.
00:45:03You're talking to me.
00:45:05You're talking to me.
00:45:07You're talking to me.
00:45:09Yes.
00:45:11You're talking to me.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:15After that, you do it.
00:45:17You'll do it.
00:45:19You'll do it.
00:45:21You're talking to me like this.
00:45:23You're working on it.
00:45:25You're talking to me.
00:45:27Yes.
00:45:29Yes.
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:33Yes.
00:45:35Yes.
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:39Yes.
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:44Yes.
00:45:45Yes.
00:45:46Yes.
00:46:37Roto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Lama gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba ngelepon.
00:46:47Gue tau nih.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Utang budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang numpang gak upusan gue.
00:47:03Ya?
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebagian juga.
00:47:05Gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:09Gue letak.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Hmm.
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin punya air?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering keluar masuk.
00:47:21Telefon ini.
00:47:23Ayu bingi lo.
00:47:24Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:32Oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam deh.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:39Yo!
00:47:52Yo!
00:47:52Yo!
00:48:04What's happening?
00:48:08What's happening?
00:48:11I'm calling you to call me.
00:48:14What is happening?
00:48:16I'm calling you to phone you.
00:48:18I'm calling you.
00:48:20What's happening?
00:48:22What happened?
00:48:24What's happening, you?
00:48:26Oh
00:48:28Oh
00:48:30Oh
00:48:32Sini
00:48:34Kasih broko
00:48:36Oh jelas berarti
00:48:38Disitu semua rahasianya bener ya
00:48:40Hmm
00:48:42Kau tau ngomong apa
00:48:44Hah
00:48:46Interacting gue ya
00:48:52Ton
00:48:54Masih ngomongin meeting gue kan
00:48:56Iya agak
00:49:00Berapa nomornya
00:49:02Sini gue telepon depan Ayu
00:49:04Lu lagi di depan Ayu
00:49:06Iya biar dia denger sekalian
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku
00:49:10Iya
00:49:12Serius pak
00:49:14Bentar ya bentar
00:49:16Gila sih
00:49:18Aku udah curigel
00:49:20Selana dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya
00:49:24Tapi kamu sendirian hal
00:49:26Biar kita bisa cerai
00:49:28Aku yang salah
00:49:30Padahal kamu disini kok
00:49:32Udah
00:49:33Kau kamu yakin mana buktinya
00:49:34Ini buktinya
00:49:35Mana buktinya
00:49:36Ton
00:49:37Emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak sampai sini lu
00:49:40Nah
00:49:42Lu tenang tenang sabar sabar
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya
00:49:46Ya nomor dulu
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:56Maksud lu gimana?
00:49:58Kok nomor gua?
00:50:00Ya iya
00:50:01Kan lu tanya sama gue
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk ini lu
00:50:04Ya nomornya nomor dulu
00:50:06Iya gua lakinya kalo nomor gua bilang aja gak ada
00:50:09Tadi lu masuk gak pilih
00:50:10Jeng
00:50:18Kamu tersampai
00:50:20Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu
00:50:30Mas sayangku
00:50:33Ma'am dulu
00:50:34Ma'am dulu
00:50:35Nih
00:50:36Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom
00:50:37Ini mas
00:50:38Mantap
00:50:39Ayo
00:50:40Itu
00:50:41Toge
00:50:42Gak sih keju ya
00:50:44Biar Joss
00:50:46Makan ya
00:50:50Eh
00:50:51Kenapa sih
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya
00:50:53Biar Joss
00:50:54Enggak enggak enggak
00:50:55Aku ini aja
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni
00:50:59Hmm
00:51:01Udah enak
00:51:02Liatin ya
00:51:03Kalo nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas
00:51:06Di kampung
00:51:07Aku mau bikin
00:51:09Yanis corner
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi
00:51:13Hmm
00:51:14Pasti laku
00:51:15Bener Sani tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya
00:51:19Ma'am
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu
00:51:21Serius
00:51:22Eh masa aku bohong
00:51:24Sekarang sih
00:51:25Baru ada 15 jutaan mas
00:51:27Tapi kan modalnya 20
00:51:29Sampai 25 juta
00:51:31Alah
00:51:32Segitu aja
00:51:33Kok gue yang ngomong dari awal
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer
00:51:36Beneran ya
00:51:37Iya
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba
00:51:42Apanya
00:51:43Nyalain disini
00:51:44Nabungan
00:51:45Don't worry
00:51:46Tapi begini
00:51:47Itu kan aku
00:51:50Ngasih duit
00:51:51Investasi
00:51:52Harus ada
00:51:53Di baliknya
00:51:54Dan
00:51:55Tenang
00:51:56Tak kasih jatah
00:51:58Tapi
00:51:59Makan dulu nih
00:52:00Togenya
00:52:01Biar Mirin
00:52:02Biar Jos ada perlawanan
00:52:05Ayo yang banyak
00:52:06Yang banyak
00:52:07Yang banyak
00:52:08Anya
00:52:09Cuma perek kot kotan
00:52:10Yang namanya celah dalemnya
00:52:11Biar gak ketukar sama perek lain
00:52:13Mana pernah aku
00:52:14Nama yang celah dalem aku
00:52:16Inan kamu tau
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celah dalem
00:52:19Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:31Gak puas lo bikin malu gue
00:52:33Sorry tentang kejadian tadi Toh
00:52:35Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana
00:52:38Toh
00:52:39Gue punya informasi baru Toh
00:52:41Numpu apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang
00:52:45Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video
00:52:48Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini lu punya dua nomer
00:52:51Lu gak tau?
00:52:52Enggak tau gue satu doang
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi
00:52:55Ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin
00:52:58Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:00Oke
00:53:01Thank you
00:53:18Halo Pak
00:53:28Wah
00:53:29Wah
00:53:30Wah
00:53:31Wah
00:53:33Wah
00:53:35Yung
00:53:36Yung
00:53:37Yung
00:53:38Yung
00:53:39Yung
00:53:40Yung
00:53:41Yung
00:53:42Yung
00:53:43Ah
00:53:44Ayo
00:53:45Makasih lo
00:53:46Makasih lo
00:53:51Yung
00:53:52Ayo
00:53:55Apa lagi sih?
00:53:56Apain lo pake kuat?
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:58Mau nyembunyuin apa lagi lo?
00:54:00Apa lagi?
00:54:04Apa lagi?
00:54:06Apa?
00:54:07Apa?
00:54:08Gue udah punya bukti
00:54:09Bukti?
00:54:10Kau punya bukti apa?
00:54:12Gak usah ngilas lagi
00:54:13Daripada gue kasar sama lo
00:54:14Rata
00:54:15Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:17Nih
00:54:19Menantu kesayangan ibu
00:54:21Itu ada ibu?
00:54:24Bilang ke sana
00:54:26Bilang apa?
00:54:27Gue tuh ngomong habis di Broto
00:54:30Ngomong apa?
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:34Ibu ngomong
00:54:35Ayo selingkuh
00:54:37Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:40Siapa mau kamu telfon? Anton
00:54:42Gak malu kamu di depan ibu
00:54:44Udah sias-sias Anton bilang
00:54:46Nomor yang sering telfon aku itu nomor kamu
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:49Nomor yang gua gak tau?
00:54:50Nomor yang gua gak tau?
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor
00:54:53Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nelfon siapa tau?
00:54:56Tuh dimas tuh
00:54:58Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku
00:55:10Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa
00:55:11Aku jatuh nama kamu
00:55:13Aku jatuh perasaan ibu
00:55:15Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini
00:55:18Baiklah
00:55:19Ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:25Celana dalem yang lo temuin itu
00:55:27Lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:30Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan gue
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:35Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku
00:55:37Padahal nih
00:55:38Dia yang naruh sendiri
00:55:40Drama lo
00:55:41Drama?
00:55:42Jadi maksud kamu A nya
00:55:44Perempuan yang kamu piara dua tahun itu
00:55:46Aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:48Hah?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:50Ayo!
00:55:51Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan
00:55:53Kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya
00:55:55Berani gak?
00:55:57Broto
00:56:07Ibu sudah tau semua
00:56:11Tentang A nya
00:56:13Kelakuan kamu
00:56:15Udah lama ibu tau
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tau
00:56:21Ibu tuh diem aja
00:56:22Karena ibu pikir
00:56:23Ini sementara juga akan lewat
00:56:25Ternyata kamu tuh melunjak
00:56:38Mau tau tadi mana?
00:56:39Kamu lupanya
00:56:41Nama besar kakek kamu
00:56:43Hadi Sutejo
00:56:44Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar
00:56:46Masih banyak kok
00:56:48Orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong
00:56:54Kamu istri baik
00:56:55Cantik
00:56:56Pinter lagi
00:56:57Masih juga kamu selingkuh
00:56:59Goblok
00:57:01Tau goblok gak?
00:57:05Kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:07Ibu kamu sendiri barusan ngerti kamu goblok
00:57:09Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:14Ayu
00:57:15Ibu tau
00:57:17Ibu tau
00:57:18Tentang kamu sama Dimas
00:57:24Ibu tau
00:57:26Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas
00:57:27Ibu tau
00:57:28Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:29Dia ngasih keluar dari Dimas sih
00:57:30Tentang kamu luar dari Dimas sih
00:57:31Tentang kamu minta-minta
00:57:32Ibu
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:48Gak usah ibu
00:57:49Gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya
00:57:50Gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau
00:57:52Ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini
00:57:53Ayo pergi ibu
00:57:54Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:57Udah lah gak usah
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas
00:58:00Lu mau trik?
00:58:06Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke
00:58:11Gak ada cerai-cerean sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:16Besok kita bicara lagi
00:58:19Nanti malam berotoh
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:25Sementara malam ini
00:58:26Kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28Apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok
00:58:43Ibu gak mau
00:58:44Keluarga ibu itu beratakan
00:58:49Nyongpotnya itu susah banget jadi kayak
00:58:51Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana
00:59:14Lu
00:59:19Ja
00:59:21Lu
00:59:22Pintu
00:59:23Ju
00:59:25Wi
00:59:27Ti
00:59:28Ti
00:59:30Ti
00:59:35Ti
00:59:37Parti
00:59:39Let's go.
01:00:05Aduh.
01:00:07Aduh mas, gawat nih gawat.
01:00:09Stres deh aku ah.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Dibuat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:16Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribet-ribet kenapa sih?
01:00:24Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedihnya, makanya aku stres.
01:00:28Kayaknya Ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh.
01:00:31Selingkuh sama adiknya Bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Salah. Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:38Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu Sepuh.
01:00:42Hah? Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:45Kenapa sih? Nanti kedengeran.
01:00:48Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:00:52Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya Ibu.
01:00:58Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:03Yan.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:08Yan.
01:01:10Mau minyak angin deh.
01:01:12Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:13Ini sebenernya minyak panah Kak Dil.
01:01:15Hah?
01:01:16Kan!
01:01:18Anak!
01:01:19Anak!
01:01:20Anak!
01:01:33Oh
01:01:51Oh, that's it, I'll wait for you
01:01:53Ayo
01:01:55the
01:02:00the best
01:02:02oh
01:02:07I know
01:02:10I
01:02:12I
01:02:14I
01:02:15I
01:02:18I
01:02:19I
01:02:20I
01:02:21I
01:02:22I
01:02:25I
01:02:26gabisalah kalau pulang Jakarta kan lagi karantina kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:34iya sehat sehat anak-anak sehato
01:02:38enggak enggak usah nggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:42iya iya iya
01:02:44jangan
01:02:46eh aku aku harus kerja lagi
01:02:54Why are you still sleeping?
01:03:00Do you have a body?
01:03:04All right.
01:03:06Just relax.
01:03:10You must have heard of it in the morning.
01:03:14I'm confused.
01:03:18I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid of my children.
01:03:22I'm afraid I'm afraid of this.
01:03:24I want to tell you earlier.
01:03:26If I'm Broto and I'm I'm sorry.
01:03:30I'm not sure if you're in the mood.
01:03:32You know, so you can't tell me.
01:03:36You're in the next step.
01:03:38You're in the next step.
01:03:40You're in the next step.
01:03:42You're in the next step.
01:03:46You're in the next step.
01:03:48I don't know.
01:03:50Thank you. You've been able to help me since this time.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum.
01:04:30Hai Dimas.
01:04:32Hai Bu.
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu.
01:04:50Hai Mas, sehat.
01:04:58Mas Mbak, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:03Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan ga?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:13Eh tadi, Ubu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Eh, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti ga punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh, kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur Mas.
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita.
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh Mas, tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalainnya di sini.
01:05:54Yalah.
01:05:56Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya.
01:05:58Iya banget.
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Brota.
01:06:08Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo.
01:06:11Dia kan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih mah kebatut lo?
01:06:15Ayolah.
01:06:16Stop, brota.
01:06:17Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu.
01:06:32Brota emang kayak gitu.
01:06:34Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lo tuh ga pingin kalah.
01:06:42Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:47Dominan.
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:49Hah?
01:06:50Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimplan.
01:06:58Kamu ga bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimplan.
01:07:04Tau ga yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya ga talah.
01:07:08Hahaha.
01:07:09Alasan.
01:07:10Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei, Ibu.
01:07:15Sekarang nih.
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:20Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang nyelesannya ga bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Ketah dong.
01:07:26Kesantah.
01:07:27Nih kain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:33Broto dengan segala rencananya yang ga pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Munafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikirnya lo tidur dengan adek gua.
01:07:40Lo lebih suci dari gua.
01:07:41Iya.
01:07:42Mas.
01:07:43Mas nurut.
01:07:44Eh anjingnya mau ngomong.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:50Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata...
01:08:09Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu...
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Liat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Hah?
01:08:43Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi...
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya...
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:13Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:17Udah yang diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo...
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:36Hmm...
01:09:38Enggak perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini enggak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:46Gue enggak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:49Lo denger.
01:09:51Bawa gua tuan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:58Yanni.
01:09:59Kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:04Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:18Tapi, kalo ini semua selesai, mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:31Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah hianati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:39Yanni.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Fredly.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu.
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:44Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, biasa.
01:11:46Hei Bu.
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanni kebelakangan lagi Ibu.
01:11:49Ibu makan dong.
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Iya Bu.
01:11:55Ya, sih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:11Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja ya?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah.
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:50Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat.
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:01Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:02Mba.
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:04Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:05Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:11Aduh capek.
01:13:12Tuduh murusnya.
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:18Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:19Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu.
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:30Aku.
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:33Aku.
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu.
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu.
01:13:37Anak prokon ibunya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya.
01:13:51Ibu maaf ya.
01:13:52Biar ini jelas.
01:13:53Ibu.
01:13:54Ibu.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:13:56Ibu.
01:13:57Ibu.
01:13:58Ibu.
01:13:59Ibu.
01:14:00Ibu.
01:14:01Ibu.
01:14:02Ibu.
01:14:03Ibu.
01:14:04Ibu.
01:14:05Ibu.
01:14:06Ibu.
01:14:07Ibu.
01:14:08Ibu.
01:14:09Ibu.
01:14:13Ibu.
01:14:21Hai.
01:14:22Aku masih diunjungmu.
01:14:24I'm sitting here.
01:14:26I walk a little back to you.
01:14:54Oh,
01:15:13Oh,
01:15:15Hello,
01:15:24You're the same, Rachel.
01:15:40After this, there will be no more love for us.
01:15:54I have no idea.
01:16:02It's not the truth.
01:16:04It's not the truth.
01:16:06It's not the truth.
01:16:08Dimas, you know why you're talking to them?
01:16:11You don't have a connection with me.
01:16:13You don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:15You're talking about everything you're talking about.
01:16:18You're talking about everything we're talking about.
01:16:21If you need help, we can find it for you.
01:16:29I don't need help!
01:16:33You're with me, Kika.
01:16:37I don't need help!
01:16:39I don't need help!
01:16:48Mas Broto!
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01:17:35I'm the only one I've ever seen.
01:17:48I've never had a person.
01:17:59I've never had a person.
01:18:04I don't think I'm going to die.
01:18:34You and me are not true, you and me are a lie, you and me are one, I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:34Mas Bama, Masa sedih.
01:19:44Mas?
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:54No?
01:19:56Mama?
01:19:58Mas?
01:20:00Mas?
01:20:02Mas?
01:20:04Mas?
01:20:06Mas?
01:20:08Mas?
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01:20:12Mas?
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01:20:16Mas?
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01:20:22Mas?
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