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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55François, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer inside
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:52So much time to work
00:04:56So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:04And the heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:13I'm living on the edge
00:05:14And standing all alone
00:05:16I'm walking on a land
00:05:20With nowhere left to go
00:05:24And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And one day I'll be free
00:05:29And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:34Until it's over
00:05:35I'll be living on the edge
00:05:41When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:51I'll be waiting for you
00:05:58When it's over
00:06:04Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:21I'm living on the edge
00:06:25Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a land
00:06:32With nowhere left to go
00:06:36And one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here, sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just
00:07:12Give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of
00:07:13Sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well, hi-yo
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just
00:07:26Think of me as your report card
00:07:28Python
00:07:28No, Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me to protect
00:07:32The special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up, Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know, Python
00:07:53It's really good to see
00:07:55Our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission, Hotshot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe
00:08:06We have a job to do
00:08:08All right
00:08:09Just run it down, Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:16You've gotta go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now, you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:47I want you to watch
00:09:04Ha! Ha!
00:09:10Ha! Ha!
00:09:11Woo!
00:09:12Starla!
00:09:34Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake.
00:10:03Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:34Oh, please.
00:10:36Oh.
00:10:36Oh.
00:10:36Oh, Jack, I'm giving you your 38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner, let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:23With this?
00:11:24I'm sure our comrades will get a bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:45Oh, my God.
00:11:47Oh, my God.
00:11:51Oh, my God.
00:12:07Oh, my God.
00:12:09Oh, my God.
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:13Oh, my God.
00:12:24Oh, my God.
00:12:25Oh, my God.
00:12:27Oh, my God.
00:14:38Just hang in there, pal.
00:14:41This was never in the manual.
00:14:42The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:05No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:05We'll see you later.
00:16:24Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:46Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son of a bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just as planned.
00:18:06Steven, hurry.
00:18:29Shit.
00:18:31Shit.
00:18:36Shit.
00:18:38Shit.
00:18:40Shit.
00:18:41Shit.
00:18:42Shit.
00:18:43Shit.
00:18:44Shit.
00:18:45Shit.
00:18:46Shit.
00:18:47Shit.
00:18:48See you, sir?
00:18:50Heizza.
00:18:51Кстати, she broke banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:58Too bad.
00:18:59A damn.
00:19:00We'll be.
00:19:01Short.
00:19:02what the hell is he to now
00:19:08lieutenant yes sir take it there's a problem yes we might need some backup yeah i figured
00:19:16you as much what's your position banners coordinates they're um 457.7 latitude 52.8
00:19:25longitude he's got about 30 seconds sir to make a splash or should i say a bang
00:19:31all right just get on with it play it safe and cover your ass get out of there with or without
00:19:36banner yes sir yeah yes i know the drill and jacqueline yes i hope he doesn't forget what
00:19:43he came there for yes i'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out he can take care of himself sir
00:19:48yeah if i know him he'll probably take himself out with it and don't worry about the backup
00:19:53it's on its way out
00:19:56yeah this is python give me the pentagon
00:20:09i'm surprised that your government can't do better than this
00:20:15you know with the budget cuts that our government's doing i mean it just makes our job a little
00:20:27harder
00:20:28nice nice you know general time flies when you're having fun doesn't it
00:20:43it's not short
00:20:45give me that general stick it where the sun don't shine
00:20:49come on get out of there steven james banner
00:20:57let's go
00:21:02hello
00:21:08Please go!
00:21:12Fuck!
00:21:15I don't like this one!
00:21:18Come on!
00:21:21Please go!
00:21:24Come on!
00:21:28Oh!
00:21:31I don't like it!
00:21:35Al menos, no lo siento.
00:21:38¡Escéns!
00:21:47¡Chachas, acúrate!
00:21:48¡Préjale un equipo!
00:21:50¡Mándale, mándale!
00:21:51¡Acúrate, acúrate!
00:22:05¡Acúrate, acúrate!
00:22:15¡Dios de pie, Santa María!
00:22:35¡Dios de pie!
00:23:05¡Acúrate!
00:23:21¡Aponder a guy!
00:23:23¡I'm so fired!
00:23:35Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger, I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:24:05Go in.
00:24:06I'm just looking to the map.
00:24:08I'm just looking to the map.
00:24:13It's Jose, Jose, Jose.
00:24:15How do you do it?
00:24:16It doesn't matter, no gas.
00:24:17What's wrong at the start of the road?
00:24:19I don't have my sign. Why can't you listen?
00:24:21This is Code 5, Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31It's our ticket out of here.
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:42Any minute.
00:24:43Okay. On my way.
00:24:46You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:25:031-3-2-3. Roger, 3-3.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:33That's in order.
00:25:463-3-2.
00:25:59That's not too long.
00:26:00Come on, buddy.
00:26:01Three in the crowd.
00:26:02Oh, Stephen. Jack.
00:26:03Jack.
00:26:04Oh, Stephen. Jack.
00:26:05Come on, buddy.
00:26:06Three in the crowd.
00:26:07Oh, Stephen.
00:26:08Jack.
00:26:09Come on, buddy.
00:26:10Three in the crowd.
00:26:11Oh, Stephen.
00:26:12Jack.
00:26:14Jack.
00:26:15Jack.
00:26:16All right.
00:26:17Three in the crowd.
00:26:18Three in the crowd.
00:26:22Oh, Stephen.
00:26:23Jack.
00:26:24Jack.
00:26:25Jack.
00:26:34Bravo, Leader.
00:26:35This is Code 5, Commander.
00:26:36Do you have copy?
00:26:371-3-3-3.
00:26:381-3-3.
00:26:39All right.
00:26:40The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:42I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:45Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:50Do you understand?
00:26:51Bravo, Leader.
00:26:521-2-3.
00:26:53Good.
00:26:54Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner.
00:27:00Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:17Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:20I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:25They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:27Good.
00:27:28But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:31So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:35Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:36Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:37We're moving in now.
00:27:38Good luck, man.
00:27:39Out.
00:27:50Hatter!
00:28:11Banner!
00:28:13τ Lord!
00:29:52Miner!
00:29:54Miner!
00:29:58Miner!
00:30:10Miner!
00:30:12Miner!
00:30:14Miner!
00:30:16Miner!
00:30:17Miner!
00:30:18Miner!
00:30:19Miner!
00:30:20Miner!
00:30:21Miner!
00:30:22Miner!
00:30:23Oh, well, great.
00:30:26Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom and joining us today we have...
00:30:36Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:44Oh, but let's hear it for us.
00:30:53Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:55The main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:31:03Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:13That's the preliminary report.
00:31:15Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:19E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:27Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:31Number three.
00:31:33H32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:38Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:42Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us,
00:31:48or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:50That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:54There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents,
00:32:03the one Mickey Schultz did last Christmas,
00:32:07and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:11That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:19Just get the film away from the Americans,
00:32:22and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:26Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention?
00:32:56I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:02Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:04It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation
00:33:10in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:14I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:18Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:24The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:48Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:54I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:57Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:59Roll film, please.
00:34:01OK, right away.
00:34:04OK, right away.
00:34:29What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets, and a night's ticket, and handcuffs.
00:35:27I'll see you next time.
00:35:57Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:27Oh, my God.
00:36:38Hey, Mickey, look at that!
00:36:40Mickey, look at that!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:57Oh!
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:08That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:38Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing then?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:05Consider it done.
00:38:08Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long you been with our agency?
00:38:47And how did you know about my son?
00:38:50Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:04Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08Never ask.
00:39:09Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:13How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:20Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:30Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:32I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:40Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:41At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:45Well, it's gonna be a deep run, but duty does call.
00:39:51Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian?
00:40:02A check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:15Mr. E is livid.
00:40:16Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:29Look in for me, Jacqueline!
00:40:30Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:27Porn on movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touche.
00:41:48Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:06Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:25I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:38He's now an adult.
00:42:40And one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:09In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:16He's my grandson.
00:43:18A psychopathic killer whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:43Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:59And good luck.
00:44:00Bye-bye.
00:44:14Bye-bye.
00:44:18Bye-bye.
00:44:22Bye.
00:44:26Bye-bye.
00:44:57Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:27I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:42By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:57Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:13One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:17What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer.
00:46:28Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:40Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue thinking the vault.
00:46:51Countdown.
00:46:53Five.
00:46:55Four.
00:46:56Three.
00:46:57Two.
00:46:58And open.
00:47:06You now have two minutes.
00:47:08You're going to, uh, cut you off, oh boy.
00:47:14Do you know I'm not?
00:47:15You can run, you can hide, but there is in your eyes, you let me die.
00:47:37Don't set you aside.
00:47:41Do you have to fight?
00:47:44Try to fight.
00:47:45I'm trying to fight
00:47:56You hear me?
00:47:58I see
00:48:00You hear me?
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:15I see
00:48:45You're my rules
00:48:47Without everything else
00:48:50Fight! Fight!
00:48:52Fight!
00:48:54You've got to be here
00:48:56You've got to be here
00:48:58Fight!
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:15Fight!
00:49:17Fight!
00:49:18Fight!
00:49:24I'll punch you
00:49:25Final
00:49:40Come on!
00:49:41Come on!
00:49:42Come on!
00:49:43Come on!
00:49:44Come on, baby!
00:49:45Come on, baby!
00:49:46Come on!
00:49:47Come on!
00:49:48Come on!
00:49:49Come on!
00:49:50Come on!
00:49:51Come on!
00:49:52Come on!
00:49:53You gonna look old, boy?
00:49:55Ah, Mr. E.
00:49:59Good timing.
00:50:00Hit it, driver.
00:50:05This is Banner.
00:50:12Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:30Let's get this aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:37Can you get the target inside?
00:50:45Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:48Right.
00:50:49Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:55Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's nothing you have to say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:04Don't take me away.
00:51:24That was close.
00:51:25It'll be all right.
00:51:31Oh, we got it.
00:51:32We got it.
00:51:38Lay on the cover
00:51:42And don't get betrayed
00:51:44Move by and do the sound of water
00:51:50Well, boy, are you thinking...
00:51:51No, no. Hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're okay.
00:51:53Off the screen.
00:51:56Off the screen.
00:52:04Ah, good.
00:52:12That's good.
00:52:14That's good.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:16And don't get to the ground
00:52:17But it's good to see you.
00:52:18Let's do the rest.
00:52:19Let's do it.
00:52:23Oh, my God.
00:52:24Oh, my God.
00:52:25Oh.
00:52:27Oh, my God.
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:30And I think we've lost this matter.
00:52:32Well, maybe not.
00:52:35Well, maybe not.
00:52:42Oh, no!
00:52:49You know that film I haven't had to die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:53Bitch! You, chief son of a bitch!
00:52:55That's what you get for sticking me with that check!
00:52:58Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:01Ah!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:20we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:13Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:17I want that film!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir. Captain Banner.
00:54:38Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:39Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:41I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Marshall Sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Come on, Steven.
00:54:55Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:59Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:00Dive!
00:55:01Dive!
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03No!
00:55:04No!
00:55:05No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:13I'm Scott!
00:55:14I'm Scott!
00:55:17Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:44No!
00:56:06God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:12You're hiding your eyes and you're trying to whine at us, don't you, Stephen?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline, I didn't know I could just...
00:56:21This whole hand.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through me anyway.
00:56:25You don't pull me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:29Karnak.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:42How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Stephen?
00:56:49We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:52No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05The hell of them.
00:57:06The hell of Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this stand?
00:57:10Stephen!
00:57:11Ah!
00:57:12Stephen, go get it!
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:19Ah!
00:57:22The locket looks really nice on you, Stephen.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do, I love it.
00:57:29It'll be my good luck charm, kind of like a...
00:57:32Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Dammit, Jacqueline.
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:41Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:43Well, I never could compete with all your women.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:50Especially when you were done.
00:57:53Look, Steven, you are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:58You're just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:02I'm so proud of you, Steven James, Ben.
00:58:07You're all the kind.
00:58:09And always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:17make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What? To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, baby.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:32I'll always miss you.
00:58:35I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win.
00:58:41But I will never watch you die.
00:58:44And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes some place in the world,
00:58:49when you let your guard down,
00:58:51some places assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:57if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I'll...
00:59:06I'll just see...
00:59:07Select air.
00:59:09Supply switch to air.
00:59:11Supply switch to air.
00:59:12Supply switch to air.
00:59:13LCP-1I.
00:59:15And also ship's hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:175-Nav weapons.
00:59:18Navigation fire control.
00:59:19Transmatch.
00:59:20That's completed.
00:59:21Started cycling.
00:59:23Also, they select training fire.
00:59:25Weapons.
00:59:26You have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:29Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31You don't want...
00:59:33I want...
01:00:03You have permission to fire.
01:00:04I can't hear these you.
01:00:05It's tardy in theے one...
01:00:06Still.
01:00:07Those power are sh вниз after your windCon.
01:00:08And сможem.
01:00:08Never forget.
01:00:11Go away the sun
01:00:14environnement chaos.
01:00:15오직flair drifts
01:00:17Au�도u!
01:00:18Haha Oh my God!
01:00:20No sweetie.
01:00:21Love the muchas мясons.
01:00:23Oh dude.
01:00:24Me be.
01:00:26Let's go.
01:00:56Let's go.
01:01:26Let's go.
01:01:56But of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Well, certainly it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy and mainly that
01:02:06the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10A very damaging piece of blackmail
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E
01:02:16And I'm sure that you do
01:02:18I think in the spirit of glasnost
01:02:19And the friendship that we're now experiencing
01:02:22Between our two countries
01:02:23You should destroy this little film
01:02:25And put our agency to better use next time
01:02:27That's enough, Captain
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call
01:02:31Alright, well, if you'll excuse me
01:02:33I do have a plane to catch
01:02:34Oh, and I hope you're amused
01:02:37At this clever little piece of satire
01:02:39But think hard about
01:02:40What you're going to do with this film
01:02:42It was up to me
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it
01:02:46Good day, gentlemen
01:02:48Ladies
01:02:49Detective
01:02:51Mr. E
01:02:53Enjoy
01:02:55If you all remember
01:03:00In the opening segment of this film
01:03:02The young boy had just killed his mother
01:03:04And her lover
01:03:06And that was in 1965
01:03:08A detector, Brody, here
01:03:11Had put him away
01:03:12In the next portion
01:03:14You'll see that young Mickey
01:03:15Is back in action
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up
01:03:19And very, very deadly
01:03:24Just roll the film, Brody
01:03:27Hi, Janie
01:03:48You're just in time
01:03:50Bobby's over here
01:03:52Look, Bobby
01:03:54Janie's here
01:03:55I know
01:03:56Hi, Bobby
01:03:56Hi
01:03:57Gosh, Mrs. Brown
01:03:59What a beautiful tree
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here
01:04:02Thanks, Janie
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza
01:04:05In case you get hungry
01:04:06That should cover a tip, too
01:04:08I'll be out real late tonight
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presence
01:04:13Okay?
01:04:14I know
01:04:14No problem, Mrs. Brown
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine
01:04:17Bobby, now don't make a mess
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned
01:04:21I know
01:04:22Ciao, everyone
01:04:24Ciao, everyone
01:04:29Sorry
01:04:32Ciao, baby
01:04:35Relax
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape
01:04:52No
01:04:52I just love him so much
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you
01:04:56Sure
01:04:56Just then I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this
01:05:01I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon
01:05:06And it was just bleeding all over me
01:05:08It was so gross
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a full moon
01:05:12You mean a moon you get crazy?
01:05:14You're nuts, honey
01:05:15I got it
01:05:17I got a word that's just gonna kill you
01:05:19Oh, yeah?
01:05:20Yeah
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:23Fornicate
01:05:24Fornicate? That's easy
01:05:25Fornicate? That's easy
01:05:26F
01:05:27You got that?
01:05:28Yeah
01:05:29O
01:05:30You got that?
01:05:31You got that?
01:05:32You got that?
01:05:33But Danny, I'm not sleepy
01:05:35Shhh, Bobby
01:05:36Now you just close your eyes and get some rest
01:05:39I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can
01:05:42Remember, Santa's coming tonight
01:05:44I need help
01:05:50As strange and amusing as this might appear
01:05:53Keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made
01:06:02Using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us
01:06:21Great interest
01:06:37Five.
01:06:47Five.
01:06:51Five.
01:06:54Five.
01:06:56Five.
01:06:58Five.
01:07:00See the forget card grimacing
01:07:01and fair share
01:07:0210,500
01:07:03...
01:07:04Oh, my God.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:37Who is it?
01:07:39Who is there?
01:08:02Attention.
01:08:03Attention all units.
01:08:05This is an all-points bulletin for a heavyset man reportedly dressed in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly armed...
01:08:14And eight tiny reindeer.
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:21His name is Mickey Schultz, uh, his alias.
01:08:25Get this gag.
01:08:26It's Kris Kringle.
01:08:27So it's back in town, huh?
01:08:31A real nut.
01:08:34You know what, Anderson?
01:08:36What, Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life.
01:08:47And I'll never forget it, either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody.
01:08:51A red light.
01:08:52Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:56Anyway, we went in.
01:08:58And we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:02And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:12He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:16I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:28He's a stone nut.
01:09:33Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:38You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, Detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:52Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:09:58Hey, man, what's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:13I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:15I'll check it.
01:10:45Oh, my God.
01:11:15Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:41Oh, and admit, I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:00Far out.
01:12:16My baby does it okay.
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:22Are you looking?
01:12:36Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:12:38John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:00Oh, the tub.
01:13:04Oh, the tub.
01:13:04Oh, the tub.
01:13:17Oh, the tub.
01:13:21her
01:13:37Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh it's probably just Sherry, she's a moaner.
01:13:41Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry, I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:48Please.
01:13:51I'd better call the police.
01:13:55I'd better call the police.
01:14:21Oh my god, the phone's dead.
01:14:25So am I.
01:14:27I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:33Now the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff, of the USSR secret police.
01:14:51And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:14:57And won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:01...
01:15:09Daddy!
01:15:10Ahhhh!!!
01:15:11Oh
01:15:41Oh
01:16:11It's okay miss
01:16:17Brody's in charge now
01:16:19Oh no you're not detective
01:16:22As a matter of fact
01:16:26With this film in the hands of SOB
01:16:28We are very clearly in charge
01:16:31It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB
01:16:35And let them take care of their own
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business
01:16:41And gets rid of an adversary at the same time
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence
01:16:56Right Mr. E
01:17:02Now you know
01:17:04And soon the whole world will know
01:17:08That my grandson
01:17:11Grow up to be
01:17:13A very sick man
01:17:16The worst part is
01:17:19He's still out there
01:17:22No
01:17:31No
01:17:37No
01:17:41No
01:17:45No
01:17:45No
01:17:49You're really very good, Stephen James Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as man?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:14Please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop and death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:41Fanchella, it's only...
01:18:45Jack on the map.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:51That little Fanchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet Embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57I thought you'd be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything, you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:08You're not kidding.
01:19:09Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Hey, I thought that was my life, you guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer in sight
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:46Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much love to learn
01:19:54And knowing
01:19:55You're not...
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