00:00What you are looking at is the purest, most beautiful, most sensuous woman that the convent has ever produced.
00:08The heir to Princess Di's throne.
00:12Ladies and gentlemen, the Danaconda, Roadkill.
00:16And myself, proudly present to you, Miss Congeniality of the New Millennium.
00:25That's right, that's me, Miss Congeniality.
00:27Whoa, what is that? Is that me? Dan, did you do something about this guy?
00:35Whoa, sweetie, calm down.
00:38You see, when you're on a farm in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, pulling feathers out of chickens one by one by...
00:49Well, you gotta understand, it doesn't do much for the aroma of the killmeister.
00:56But, seriously, if you want to smell something real nice, let's go take a walk.
01:03It's the best.
01:17Chickens.
01:18All right.
01:25All right.
01:26Let's go.
