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00:03:37Pernikahan
00:03:39Pernikahan itu
00:03:41Seperti menyatukan dua roti menjadi satu
00:03:45Butuh cinta sebagai menteganya
00:03:49Dan yang namanya mentega
00:03:51Ya bisa habis
00:03:55Mbak Yani
00:03:57Ya Bu
00:03:58Mentega habis
00:04:00Masa sih Bu
00:04:02Oh iya
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemaren
00:04:06Nanti saya beliin ya Bu
00:04:08Eh Bu, coba jatuh dulu Bu
00:04:10Foto dulu dong
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu, update
00:04:16Guys
00:04:18Jangan lupa beli mentega
00:04:20Hashtag
00:04:22Tapi sebenernya
00:04:24Menurutku masih banyak cara untuk
00:04:26Menurutkan dua roti
00:04:28Sayangnya
00:04:30Dalam kasusku
00:04:32Salah satu rotinya
00:04:34Sudah berjamur
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00:04:44Aku liat kuci mobil aku gak ya?
00:04:46Aduh
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00:04:52Kuci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak gak?
00:04:56Aku gak liat
00:04:58Sampai
00:05:00Sepagini udah tau
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:04Ya kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting
00:05:06Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:08Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:10Gimana kalau
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00:05:14Ya Ani
00:05:16Ya Pak
00:05:17Yan tolong Yan
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00:05:20Kopi
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya tolong dicari sampai ketemu
00:05:24Siap Pak
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu dan sekarang tolong
00:05:28Tas gorau saya masukin ke mobil
00:05:30Siap Pak
00:05:32Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara sih?
00:05:34Bapak bisa aja
00:05:36Siap
00:05:38Hehehe
00:05:39Hehehe
00:05:40Hehehe
00:05:41Hehehe
00:05:42Hehehe
00:05:44Hmm
00:05:45Untung kopimu enak
00:05:47Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi
00:05:49Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore
00:05:50Ya berikut rumah
00:05:51Oke?
00:05:52Thank you
00:05:53Love you
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00:07:28One, two, three.
00:07:34Oh my God, Ibu.
00:07:37Waduh, Ibu ya?
00:07:40Cuma timbang.
00:07:43Cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalo modelan kayak Ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya Bupati lho, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan Bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya, soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:05Kamu tuh udah punya pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:07Aduh, Ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:11Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:13Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Itu loh, Bu.
00:08:16Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:26Eh, driver.
00:08:28Apa?
00:08:29Driver.
00:08:30Hah? Gimana?
00:08:31Super, Bu. Super.
00:08:33Langsung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:36Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:37Yang rumahnya di ujung sana ada ke tukang sate itu lah, Bu.
00:08:40Oh, di sini?
00:08:41Iya.
00:08:42Oh, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:45Hahaha.
00:08:47Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:49Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:57Amin.
00:08:58Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:01Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:07Siap.
00:09:09Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:14Enggak, enggak usah. Aku mau pergi cek toko. Aku titik rumah ya.
00:09:18Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:20Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:21Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:22Bu, Bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:23Bu, dadah dong, Bu.
00:09:24Boskyu, boskyu.
00:09:27Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:29Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:31Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 00.
00:09:39Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:43Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:47Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:50Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:53Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:57Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:01Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:10Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:13Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak.
00:10:21Apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:23Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:28Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:29Iya, iya, iya.
00:10:31Iya, iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:32Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf.
00:10:34Maaf, maaf.
00:10:35Maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Buka, ibu.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Yang berita gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:49Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:50Tuh.
00:10:51Kamu balikin gue yang punya.
00:10:54Yuk!
00:10:55Ayo!
00:10:56Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:04Merahan.
00:11:05Eh, yuk!
00:11:07Nah, apa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:25Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:33Baca!
00:11:35Anya!
00:11:37Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:41Cik!
00:11:49Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Oh Allah!
00:11:57Baran!
00:12:01Baran!
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:06Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:11Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:28Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:29Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:32Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:39Yuk!
00:12:40Udah dong!
00:12:41Eh!
00:12:42Lepas!
00:12:43Lepas!
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:52Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:12:55Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:59Eh!
00:13:00Kok kain aku ngaku salah?
00:13:01Kau ngomongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:02Kamu aku sama...
00:13:03Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:08Aduh dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:11Lepas ya.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Berapa!
00:13:14Berapa!
00:13:15Berapa!
00:13:16Berapa!
00:13:17Berapa!
00:13:42Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:44Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Nggak boleh ngiti.
00:14:07Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:09Nggak boleh, ibu.
00:14:10Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak!
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Mwah!
00:14:28Love you!
00:14:29Kacau ke bu!
00:14:30Kacau ke bu!
00:14:31Kacau ke bu!
00:14:32Kau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:34Silahkan.
00:14:38Aku rewan.
00:14:41Kacau ke bu!
00:14:42Jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan.
00:14:44Kacau ke bu!
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00:32:56I
00:32:57Is it right?
00:32:58Yes, Ibu!
00:33:03You don't want to tell me, I don't want to talk to you.
00:33:06Don't want to talk to you.
00:33:11What are you doing?
00:33:15What are you doing?
00:33:20Let's go, baby!
00:33:21Can't!
00:33:22Ibu told me to cook for Ibu.
00:33:25Can't!
00:33:26Why don't you ask me to cook for me?
00:33:28Can you tell me to cook for me?
00:33:29Is it like this?
00:33:30Yes, but...
00:33:31I'm going to go to the side or the side?
00:33:33I'm going to go to the side of the side.
00:33:34But I can't find you.
00:33:35You're not alone.
00:33:36You're not alone.
00:33:37You're not alone.
00:33:38Don't go out.
00:33:39You've got to go out.
00:33:40Let's go out here.
00:33:41Why are you doing this?
00:33:43Stay quiet at the place.
00:33:45Wait, I'll come.
00:33:47I'll come out.
00:33:48I'll sit down.
00:33:49Stop, stop.
00:33:51Stop.
00:33:52Stop.
00:33:53Stop.
00:33:54Stop.
00:33:55Stop.
00:33:56Stop.
00:33:57Stop.
00:33:58Stop.
00:33:59Stop.
00:34:00Stop.
00:34:01Stop.
00:34:02Stop.
00:34:03Stop.
00:34:04Stop.
00:34:05Stop.
00:34:06Stop.
00:34:07Stop.
00:34:08Stop.
00:34:09Stop.
00:34:10Stop.
00:34:11Stop.
00:34:12Stop.
00:34:13Stop.
00:34:14Stop.
00:34:15Stop.
00:34:16Stop.
00:34:17Stop.
00:34:18Stop.
00:34:19Stop.
00:34:20Stop.
00:34:21Stop.
00:34:22Stop.
00:34:23TID PLEASE
00:34:27RONDON
00:34:30Mba Yanni?
00:34:32Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:34Lah Bu...
00:34:36Tadi Yanni ke lewat sini, Ibu asik banget main HP
00:34:41Sampai ga ngeliat Yanni
00:34:43Serius amat Bu
00:34:45Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Eh...
00:34:50Mau ke belakang?
00:34:52I want to talk about the chat customer.
00:34:56But don't go to the area of Kamar Riani.
00:35:01That's a sign of death.
00:35:04I'm sorry, Bu.
00:35:05I'm sorry.
00:35:07I'm sorry.
00:35:09I'm sorry.
00:35:11I'm sorry.
00:35:13I'm sorry.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:17I'm sorry.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:21I'm sorry.
00:35:23I'm sorry.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku keluar dari rumah,
00:35:32itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:37Tapi itu punya siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu.
00:35:47Yan!
00:35:48Telur, Dede!
00:35:49Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:56Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telurnya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:11Itu lho.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau buat am-ahem.
00:36:15Am-ahem.
00:36:16Am-ahem.
00:36:17Uyeh uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu lho, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Kalau buat Bu Ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu Yan.
00:36:42Paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan dikenalin aja sama temen Yan di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi lho, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah.
00:36:56Kamu.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Ya, Bos.
00:37:03Kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi, tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yani belum lihat Ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:32Tunggu.
00:37:33Tunggu.
00:37:34Tunggu.
00:37:35Tunggu.
00:37:36Tunggu.
00:37:37Tunggu.
00:37:38Tunggu.
00:37:39Tunggu.
00:37:40Tunggu.
00:38:06Ah go go!
00:38:17What?
00:38:18See ya!
00:38:20Coo!
00:38:21Kamer ganti!
00:38:28Cakeet!
00:38:30Omelette!
00:38:32Eh Bu Ayu!
00:38:34Bu Sepo!
00:38:36Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepo!
00:38:40Enak pasti!
00:38:42Makasih ya!
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu!
00:38:44Yanni siapin dulu di meja makan ya!
00:38:46Mari Bu Ayu!
00:38:50Hai!
00:38:51Handsome!
00:38:53Handsome Anbag!
00:38:56Yuk!
00:38:57Aku ready nih!
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih,
00:39:01tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:04Come on!
00:39:05Come on Mama!
00:39:07Enggak!
00:39:08Enggak pengen!
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:22Terus ku WA barusan!
00:39:24Aduh!
00:39:25Terus!
00:39:26Katanya!
00:39:27Yaudah!
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini!
00:39:36Dipecat ini mah!
00:39:38Serius Mas!
00:39:39Kamu sih!
00:39:40Aduh!
00:39:41Ngapain?
00:39:42Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:43Aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:44Udah dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:45Nggak diapa-apain lagi!
00:39:46Maaf dong Mas!
00:39:47Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:48Oh iya ngaku nih!
00:39:49Gak ada kerjaan!
00:39:50Ya terus gimana dong?
00:39:52Ya aku pijet apa gitu deh!
00:39:53Supaya kamu enakannya!
00:39:55Keroakin deh!
00:39:56Keroakin!
00:39:57Keroakin!
00:39:58Ayolah!
00:39:59Yuk!
00:40:00Vini!
00:40:01Biar bahan sama!
00:40:02Uuuuuh!
00:40:03Uuuuh!
00:40:04Uuuuh!
00:40:05Uuuuh!
00:40:06Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang boji banget ini!
00:40:09Mestih!
00:40:10Mestih!
00:40:11Mestih!
00:40:12Mestih ya!
00:40:13Tapi abis keroakin, emh emh emh ya!
00:40:18I don't see your body body really.
00:40:23You can't do it.
00:40:25You can't do it.
00:40:28But after you get it, you can't do it.
00:40:33What if you just left here?
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:40No, if you know boss, you're going to police it.
00:40:44Oh, just until the lockdown is finished, Mas.
00:40:48It's safe, safe.
00:40:51Then the rest, if you want to bed, how do you want to bed?
00:40:56If you want to bed, it's easy, Mas.
00:40:59If you want to bed, it's easy to bed.
00:41:01Once everyone has to bed, if you don't have anyone, it's safe.
00:41:06How are you going to bed?
00:41:08I only want to bed.
00:41:09You have a lot of Dad, just relax.
00:41:12You're so quiet.
00:41:28You're so quiet.
00:41:32What are you doing?
00:41:33What are you doing?
00:41:35Okay.
00:42:05The end of the day is a new year
00:42:09The end of the day is a new year
00:42:13The end of the day is a new year
00:42:15What's up?
00:42:17Hello
00:42:19What's up?
00:42:21This is my new year
00:42:23Let's go
00:42:25Hello
00:42:27Hello
00:42:29Come on
00:42:31Ibu, Ibu.
00:42:37I can't sleep.
00:42:42Good morning.
00:42:44Hey, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu brought some for you.
00:42:48Oh.
00:42:52Thank you, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada ruman rumpahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, ini juga.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta...
00:43:17Aduh-duh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:20Nggak usah, nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:24Nggak usah.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini...
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh...
00:43:40Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Ibu contoh ini ya.
00:43:50Eh, Ibu. Jangan, jangan.
00:43:51Ibu, ngapain sih.
00:43:52Udah, sebentar.
00:43:53Aduh.
00:43:54Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:02Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya...
00:44:06...semuanya tuh bisa berenang...
00:44:08...untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1015 menit lah.
00:44:12Dah.
00:44:16Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayo ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:21Ayo coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:24Hmm.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:37Kamu tuh...
00:44:38...jangan diem aja.
00:44:39Huh?
00:44:40Sini, sini.
00:44:41Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:44Here, to the last one.
00:44:47This?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49So this is...
00:44:50The hands of your hands...
00:44:52It stimulates...
00:44:54...Dedek-Dedek...
00:44:55...to be running fast.
00:44:57That's it.
00:44:59And then...
00:45:01...to talk to you.
00:45:04To talk to you.
00:45:06Like this?
00:45:08Yes.
00:45:10Hello.
00:45:12Yes.
00:45:14Yes.
00:45:15After that, you do it.
00:45:17Yes.
00:45:18Then, you do it.
00:45:21I don't know what to do.
00:45:23You work with me.
00:45:25Yes.
00:45:27Yes.
00:45:29Yes.
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:33Yes.
00:45:34Yes.
00:45:35Yes.
00:45:36Yes.
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:38Yes.
00:45:39Yes.
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:44Yes.
00:45:45Yes.
00:45:46Yes.
00:45:47Okay, I'm constants quickly from your childhood.
00:45:49Yes.
00:45:50Yes.
00:45:51Yes.
00:45:52Yes.
00:45:54Yes.
00:45:55Yes.
00:46:01Yes.
00:46:33Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Pak, emang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba ngelepon.
00:46:47Gue tau, Nek.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya, Nek.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi hutang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Tentang budi.
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin, Nek.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang lupa gak pesan gue.
00:47:03Ya.
00:47:03Hah?
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo.
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung hutang budi itu.
00:47:09Udah deh, Tuan.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Hah?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke, gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin punya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:21Telefon ini.
00:47:23Eh, bingi lo.
00:47:24Ya, iya.
00:47:24Siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Teng.
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oh, oke.
00:47:34Oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam, Nek.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:39Yo!
00:47:50Yo!
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:04C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon, ayo!
00:48:17Ya, ngapain?
00:48:20Kelpon selingkuhan...
00:48:22Aku aja...
00:48:25Apa sih kamu?
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00:54:37Ayu selingkuh
00:54:39Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telfon? Anton?
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu?
00:54:45Udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomer yang sering telfon aku itu nomer kamu.
00:54:49Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:51Nomor yang gua gak tau?
00:54:53Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor. Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nelfon siapa tau?
00:54:57Tuh di mas tuh.
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku. Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa. Aku jatuh sama kamu. Aku jatuh perasaan ibu. Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:18Baik lah.
00:55:19Aku ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:23Eh, celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan gue. Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue.
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:35Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih.
00:55:38Dia yang naruh sendiri. Drama lo.
00:55:41Drama?
00:55:42Jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu.
00:55:48Hah?
00:55:49Ayo.
00:55:50Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:54Berani gak?
00:55:56Berani gak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:13Tentang A-nya.
00:56:15Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:21Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sementara juga akan lewat.
00:56:26Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:38Mau tuduh di mana?
00:56:40Kamu lupanya.
00:56:42Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:44Hadi Sutejo.
00:56:45Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Pasti banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong.
00:56:51Kamu istri baik, cantik, minta lagi.
00:56:58Masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Tau goblok gak?
00:57:04Kamu...
00:57:06Kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:08Ibu kamu sendiri barusan ngerti kamu goblok.
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:11Ibu.
00:57:15Ayu.
00:57:17Ibu tahu.
00:57:18Tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu.
00:57:26Ayu selingkuh sama Dimas. Ibu tahu.
00:57:28Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:29Dia ngasih keluar dari Dimas sih.
00:57:31Tidak kamu minta-minta sama ibu.
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini.
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:42Gak usah ibu.
00:57:48Gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya.
00:57:50Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini, ayo pergi ibu.
00:57:54Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:57Udahlah gak usah.
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:00Gak usah panggil Dimas.
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke.
00:58:11Gak ada cerai-cereaan.
00:58:14Sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu.
00:58:26Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik.
00:58:28Apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:43Ibu gak mau.
00:58:45Keluarga ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyopotnya tuh susah banget.
00:58:50Jadi kayak geser.
00:58:52Gak ngerti itu dirinya gimana.
00:58:58Terima kasih.
00:59:00Bye-bye.
00:59:02Bersikti- também.
00:59:05Baik-bersikti.
00:59:06fewer mungkin.
00:59:08Gak ngerti itu dirinya di mana.
00:59:12Vanu roольно gimanaula?
00:59:14Bersikti di sana ada di mana....
00:59:16risaomme di mana.
00:59:18Allah.
00:59:20Sei sed refill tur,
00:59:21yang harus tahu tapi ada yang bisa.
00:59:24Aku mempunyokuti.
00:59:55Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, aduh stres deh aku, ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Ah, itu dia, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah, kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Aku cuman gak emas sih, nanti kedengeran.
01:00:47Membantuin dulu, jeberintin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Kalau minyak angin nih, habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:16Bayu?
01:01:33Ayu.
01:01:39My name is Yan.
01:01:45Oh
01:01:47Oh
01:01:49Oh
01:01:51Ya udah pokoknya gue tunggu ya
01:01:53Ya
01:01:55Tuh
01:02:01Bias kok banyak banget sih
01:02:07Hmm
01:02:09Yondo
01:02:11Aku lagi kerja
01:02:15Iya
01:02:19Tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:21Gak bisa lah kalo pulang
01:02:27Jakarta kan lagi karantina
01:02:29Kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:31Iya sehat-sehat
01:02:35Anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:37Enggak gak
01:02:39Gak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:41Iya iya iya
01:02:43Yan
01:02:45Eh
01:02:47Aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:49Kok kamu masih tidur
01:02:55Gak
01:03:01Gak badan ya
01:03:03Ya udah
01:03:05Istirahat aja
01:03:07Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:11Aku bingung yan
01:03:13Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:17Aku takut
01:03:19Anak-anakku berantem
01:03:21Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:25Kalo
01:03:27Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:29Semoga gak ya
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:35Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:37Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:47Ya wis
01:03:49Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:53Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:55Tidak
01:03:57Tidak
01:03:59Tidak
01:04:01Tidak
01:04:03Tidak
01:04:05Tidak
01:04:07Tidak
01:04:09Tidak
01:04:11Tidak
01:04:13Tidak
01:04:15Tidak
01:04:17Tidak
01:04:19Tidak
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:29Hai Dimas
01:04:31Hai Ibu
01:04:33Ada apa sih Bu
01:04:37Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti
01:04:40Masuk aja dulu
01:04:43Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:51Mas sehat
01:04:58Mas Bambang
01:04:59Kawat
01:05:00Kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana selama Bang
01:05:02Yan
01:05:03Aduh Mas
01:05:04Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:06Pukul-pukulan gak
01:05:08Belom
01:05:10Eh
01:05:12Tadi
01:05:13Umbun Tua masuk sini
01:05:15Terus gimana
01:05:16Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:18Aduh
01:05:19Nah
01:05:20Katanya
01:05:21Kamu
01:05:22Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:26Ya itu Mas
01:05:27Gimana dong
01:05:29Aduh
01:05:31Duh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita
01:05:40Wah
01:05:41Wah
01:05:48Wah
01:05:49Wah itu Yan
01:05:50Ini loh Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:54Eyalah
01:05:55Duit ini
01:05:56Iya
01:05:57Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:02Roto
01:06:04Roto
01:06:05Roto
01:06:06Roto
01:06:07Roto
01:06:08Mau duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:10Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo
01:06:15Ayo lo
01:06:16Stop Roto
01:06:17Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:32Bro
01:06:33Roto emang kayak gitu
01:06:34Banyak omong di awal
01:06:36Nih
01:06:37Ini masalahnya
01:06:39Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:42Harus selalu didengar
01:06:44Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan?
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei Ibu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketahin dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang?
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu gue aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Mau nampik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir deh gak lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Eh anjing gimam gak lo
01:07:47Dimas
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:50Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:52Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:06Dan ternyata
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:09Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Routine ngobrol
01:08:21Telefonan
01:08:23Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:27Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:31Lihat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas-mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Dimas
01:08:44Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:46Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:50Jadi
01:08:51Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:54Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:04Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:13Ya enggak lah
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak
01:09:16Udah yang diem
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:23Tuh ya
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang ngurus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:26Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:34Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:41Bagus
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah
01:09:46Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Gue gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama Ayu Mas
01:09:48Lo denger
01:09:50Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:52Sama
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:54Tukang les
01:09:56Makan
01:09:57Yanni
01:09:59Kesini ya
01:10:00Siap bu
01:10:01Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Doain aku ya Mas
01:10:09Doain aku ya Mas
01:10:11Ya
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat Sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh Mas
01:10:18Tapi
01:10:19Kalau ini semua selesai
01:10:21Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:26Aku rela
01:10:27Ya
01:10:28Kalau itu aku mau
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:32Apa
01:10:33Jangan
01:10:34Pernah
01:10:35Yanati aku
01:10:36Ya
01:10:37Yanni
01:10:39Yanni
01:10:42Masih meragukan
01:10:43Cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata
01:10:57Glenn Bradley
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya Mas
01:11:04Udah ganti Tom
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:08Janji ya
01:11:09Yaiyai
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:29Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:32Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:38Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:39Ibu
01:11:41Ini
01:11:42Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:44Ya
01:11:45Ya
01:11:46Ya Udah
01:11:48Ya Udah Yanni
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ya Bu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:01Terus
01:12:03Sejak saat itu
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu
01:12:07Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:11Bu
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:13Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:14Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:15Ya
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi
01:12:35Sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:50Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Hayu
01:12:53Mba Hayu nge-chat
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:01Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini angchat bagian lu hapus
01:13:11Aduh capek
01:13:12Itu udah murus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Hayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:18Di handphone Bayu pasti masih ada
01:13:19Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:30Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:33Aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:35Ibu ini
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu Bu
01:13:37Anak perempuan ibu ya
01:13:39Ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:51Ibu mau biar
01:13:52Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ya Ibu
01:13:55Ibu
01:13:56Ibu
01:13:58Ibu
01:13:59Ibu
01:14:00Ibu
01:14:01Hai
01:14:02Aku masih diungginkan
01:14:03Hi, I'm still in the room.
01:14:25I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:31I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:53Hi, Sayang.
01:15:23Kamu yang sabar ya, Sayang.
01:15:38Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:43Gak, ini gak bener.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:06Dimas.
01:16:07Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomong gitu?
01:16:10Coba mereka.
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu tuh gak tau aku yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:32Kamu sama aja kakak kamu ya.
01:16:36Aku gak butuh nih semua.
01:16:40Mas Broto..
01:16:50Hahaha.
01:16:51Ibu..
01:16:53Ibu..
01:16:54Ibu..
01:16:55Ibu..
01:16:55Ibu lihat Mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu..
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02I don't know.
01:17:06You're positive.
01:17:09I don't know.
01:17:11You're positive.
01:17:32I don't know.
01:17:37I'm sorry.
01:17:41I'm sorry.
01:17:45I'm a person.
01:17:52I haven't had a person.
01:17:55Oh
01:17:58Oh
01:18:23I
01:18:25All happens with a goal.
01:18:34You and me are not true.
01:18:42You and me are a curse.
01:18:48You and me are one.
01:18:57I love you, Proto.
01:19:03Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:18Mas Bapak, masa sedih?
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53No?
01:19:55Mama?
01:19:57No.
01:19:59No, no, no.
01:20:03No, no, no.
01:20:06No, no, no, no.
01:20:11No, no, no, no.
01:20:15No, no, no, no, no.
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