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00:00Guys, it's about school crushes.
00:03If you love the truth,
00:05please like this episode without watching.
00:07Yeah!
00:30It's called Popcorn.
00:32In the 11th grade,
00:34the average girl becomes Papa's puppy.
00:36And the 95% topper becomes a 45% backbencher.
00:41So enter at your own risk.
00:43No cap.
00:49Very very good morning,
00:51my dear friends and respected teachers.
00:55I, Ritam Bhola,
00:58welcomes you all to 11th standard.
01:01And in this pleasure,
01:02I have my today's speech.
01:04Look, this girl is not cringe.
01:07But this highly competitive Nippa Nibbi market
01:10is increasing in this highly competitive market.
01:13This is an ordinary photo.
01:15But,
01:16study number one,
01:19study number two,
01:22study number three.
01:24Don't be a psycho stalker.
01:27It's just desperate.
01:30In the last 10 years,
01:32the 10th or 12th class result
01:34is 100%.
01:35Bro!
01:36Stooti is here.
01:37But Commerce without Metz's clan
01:38is here.
01:39Here!
01:40Meet,
01:41Sarojmi Nagar Ka Amir Zadha.
01:43Raman Agarwal.
01:44His school's white shirt
01:46and his mouth.
01:47So he has no detergent.
01:50When are you dumb?
01:51Who knows?
01:52Since Anirban is such a big part of Raman's life,
01:57his pronouns are Anir slash Pan.
02:00I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:03I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:04Hi.
02:05This is your life, right?
02:07I'll be your best bro.
02:08Now,
02:09I can take hers to the water,
02:11but can't make it drink water.
02:13Ban?
02:14On the point?
02:15Ban?
02:16But,
02:17Dimple?
02:18Dimple,
02:19Dimple Chaddha.
02:20Please.
02:21To Anirban's brother?
02:22What is your life?
02:23What is your life?
02:24And there for support?
02:29Dimple Chaddha.
02:30Dimple Chaddha.
02:35Dimple Winfrey,
02:37Dimple Musk
02:38and Dimple Degeneres.
02:40Since the age of 23,
02:42is the ambition of the 800 crore
02:43to become an entrepreneur.
02:45That's why I'm trusty Mehta sir's favourite too.
02:50I don't think KLPD would have ever got a principle
02:55as efficient as me.
02:57And,
02:58trusty sir knows
02:59that there is no more efficient principle.
03:04So,
03:05I'm very excited for this year.
03:08Because I'm sure
03:09that KLPD may not be one,
03:12not two,
03:13but many doors will open to your future.
03:17If you,
03:18students and teachers
03:19are going with my discipline,
03:20then KLPD
03:21will be very quickly
03:22not only
03:23in Delhi,
03:24but the entire country
03:25will become the biggest school.
03:27Raman,
03:28go back to your line.
03:29Not only in the area.
03:32As you all know
03:34that in KLPD
03:35the topers
03:36are head boy
03:37and head girl.
03:39Sir,
03:40this topers are standing here.
03:41the kitchen announce.
03:44The nurse said,
03:45tell me,
03:46head girl
03:47is head girl?
03:48I haven't studied anything.
03:49I haven't studied anything.
03:50The nurse and mother
03:51are the top
03:52of Stuti Sharma's
03:53and mother
03:54are the head girl
03:55and both of them
03:56are the head girl
03:57and there are no big girls.
03:58So,
03:59you understand the pressure
04:00about the girl?
04:01This year,
04:02head boy
04:03and head girl
04:04are the science
04:05as well.
04:06What?
04:08Thanks to your
04:09commerce seniors.
04:10In 2017,
04:12in the bathroom
04:13made Diwali bomb blast.
04:16In 2019,
04:17in the classroom
04:18made potty care.
04:20And latest,
04:212022,
04:22Kan de Komod Raja.
04:23Present,
04:24Sir.
04:25I am a public troller
04:28about this school
04:29This is a piece of
04:30tale.
04:31I am a piece of tale,
04:32I am a piece of tale.
04:34I am a piece of tale.
04:35I can sit on the table with my head
04:36and I will be doing something
04:38in the middle of the school.
04:40I am the one that
04:41I am the child
04:42who is a boy
04:43and is running at home
04:44and is being
04:44coming to someone's hand.
04:47Nobody knows
04:48who I am.
04:49And Commode Raja Flop Show's first Daavedar
04:53Three times commerce failure
04:56Mokun Sahu
04:59Yeah he's full of shit
05:01But can't be Commode Raja
05:03Ever
05:05Sir I'm failure by choice
05:07But Commode Raja I'm not
05:09Thank you
05:11Shut up! Out!
05:13Let's see
05:15Who is this iconic sash in the LPD?
05:20Everyone dismiss now
05:38What are you doing here?
05:41It's boy child's moral support
05:45Bro
05:47I'm sorry bro
05:51Define 10 vote results
05:55What?
05:56A phenomenon that two friends talk to each other
06:00Bro
06:01Technically we are still in the same stream
06:03And if we don't see a CA
06:05We will make a club
06:07Saleh
06:08I don't know the line with scale
06:10I'll kill the line
06:11I'll kill myself
06:13But where do you want to eat Shalini
06:15Why?
06:16Because you like that
06:17It's a chocolate bomb
06:19It's a little bit
06:20It's a little bit
06:21But I'll eat two plates
06:22Why?
06:23Because you've got to touch it
06:24Shalini
06:25Shalini
06:26Shalini
06:27I didn't invite her to the party
06:29Why?
06:30Because you fought her
06:31Shalini
06:32How did I get here?
06:35Bro
06:36You know
06:37You know
06:38From the 8th class
06:39Hashtag Aniti
06:40I have saved
06:41Drafted on Instagram
06:42I have to wait
06:43When will I do life?
06:44And bro
06:45In the 10th class
06:46Farewell
06:47Group photo
06:48You didn't have to stand on me
06:49This is
06:50This is
06:51This is
06:52This is
06:53I don't know
06:54After cutting
06:55You know
06:56You've got to cut
06:57Raman bro
07:00Do you want to go on a world tour?
07:10Shit!
07:11What are you doing?
07:13Raman is my world bro
07:15Ex-bro
07:17200 rupees
07:18Give her
07:19And say
07:20Go to the house
07:21Raman, stop
07:22Hear
07:23Raman, hear
07:24G-E-R-R-Y-M-A-N-D-E-R-I-N-G
07:25Sir
07:26In the 8th class
07:27In the 8th class
07:28I had to win a trophy
07:29Okay
07:30So
07:31Sir
07:32In the 8th class
07:33I had to win a trophy
07:34In the 8th class
07:35In the 8th class
07:36I had to win a trophy
07:38In the 8th class
07:39I had to win a trophy
07:40Okay
07:41So
07:42Sir
07:43I have to win a 3rd standard
07:45To the 10th standard
07:46I have to win a trophy
07:47And in the 10th class
07:48I had to win a ranked 8th
07:49With 97.9%
07:51So
07:52So
07:53Sir
07:54I need to be head girl
07:55I have all the qualities
07:56Wow
07:58Very nice
07:59But you know
08:00You don't have science though
08:01Sir
08:02I feel
08:03I need to be head girl
08:04I need to be head girl
08:05Science
08:06Or commerce
08:07Very thoughtful of you
08:08But you know what
08:10We are a team
08:11And I am on your side
08:12Now
08:14Get lost
08:15And complain to the high authorities
08:16Out
08:17But sir
08:18You are the highest authority
08:20Then don't complain
08:21Get lost
08:25Thanks
08:26Get lost now
08:27Out
08:28Out
08:42I can keep
08:43Get lost
08:56Out
08:57Down
08:58llers
09:12Hey Baskar, what are you going to do?
09:29With your eyes?
09:30Hey, you've been crushing for three years.
09:33Let's go and talk.
09:35You come from Delhi, you tell the road, but no one has to be cut.
09:39Okay.
09:41Take it, cut it.
09:52Look, Suthi, before I'm going to die again,
09:56I changed my career for you,
09:58I changed everything, I changed my course,
10:00before I changed my friends, please don't do it.
10:03I like Suthi Sharma.
10:06Really?
10:07If I become a head girl today,
10:11then I will be full of my donors.
10:17That means...
10:19You too?
10:21Yes, from the eight standards.
10:23She's top to become a head girl,
10:26so that's why you're second priority.
10:35What happened?
10:37Ideal crime.
10:39You stole my heart,
10:41I stole yours.
10:45Now, just say three magical words.
10:50How do I say it?
10:52Try it with your mouth.
10:54I'll listen to it with your heart.
11:01You?
11:01No.
11:03I?
11:04No, I!
11:06Simple is it?
11:17Your zip is open.
11:23Your zip is open.
11:28Your zip is open, you keep?
11:29Average Anirban has become topper's tutee.
11:39A lot of knowledge is the next life of Anirban.
11:45Ta-ta-ta!
11:46It's gone.
11:47Look at that.
11:49This is a sidekick of Komode Raja.
11:51He knows everything.
11:53Or you have to talk to him.
11:55Listen.
11:57Look.
11:59This is a sidekick of Komode Raja.
12:01He knows everything.
12:03Or you have to talk to him.
12:05Or you have to talk to him.
12:07You have to talk to him.
12:09He's mad at him.
12:11How can you see yourself on the screen?
12:13Dimple.
12:15Dimple.
12:17Tell him that I didn't say anything.
12:19Let's go.
12:21I didn't say anything.
12:23I didn't say anything.
12:25Raman, you know.
12:27I got the chance to take the tooth with the tooth in the same section.
12:31You will believe.
12:35But it's a priority to her.
12:37Priority?
12:39Saleh Tatti?
12:41Who does it cut?
12:43Dimple.
12:44My first friend's friend's friend.
12:46My first friend's friend's friend.
12:48Hey.
12:49This is that friend's friend.
12:50You make a fake ID on Instagram.
12:52You make a comment on your photo.
12:54No.
12:55You broke out in front of me.
12:56Raman.
12:57Sorry, sorry.
12:58Sorry, sorry.
12:59What's that?
13:00Stop.
13:01Stop.
13:02Stop.
13:03Stop.
13:04Stop.
13:05Stop.
13:06Stop.
13:07Stop.
13:08Stop.
13:09Stop.
13:10Stop.
13:11Stop.
13:12Stop.
13:13Stop.
13:14Stop.
13:15Stop.
13:16Stop.
13:17Stop.
13:18Stop.
13:19Stop.
13:20Stop.
13:21Stop.
13:22Stop.
13:23Stop.
13:24Stop.
13:25Stop.
13:26Stop.
13:27Stop.
13:28Stop.
13:29Stop.
13:30Stop.
13:31Stop.
13:32Stop.
13:33Stop.
13:34I'm chillin'
14:04Guys, Geetha man, 500 meters!
14:34Don't say creep, just say the victim of circumstances.
14:49And that post of Komode, it was a prank.
14:53I don't like you.
14:56I mean, I like you.
14:58I mean, I don't like you like you.
15:02But I like you like you.
15:05You know what I mean, right?
15:07Just shut up.
15:15Sit down.
15:18Aniket Varma.
15:20500, not 100 meters.
15:23Don't worry, I've taken a lot of maths.
15:25Go out of class.
15:27Take care now.
15:29TTYL!
15:32Silence!
15:35Now, if I'm not your Geetha ma'am,
15:38If I'm your mom,
15:40you change the password of Wi-Fi.
15:42And since that's not an option to discipline you all,
15:45this class needs a monitor.
15:49Okay, decided class.
15:50This is your new monitor.
15:52Stuti Sharma.
15:56Thank you ma'am.
16:02Congratulations.
16:04If I'm talking about my name,
16:06you won't write my name on blackboard.
16:08I'm going to change my seat.
16:11Your sitting arrangement is final.
16:12Partners won't change.
16:13Don't change.
16:16Oh, boy.
16:17Yaaar.
16:18Let go!
16:19Let go!
16:32Let go!
16:38Let go!
16:40Hands back.
16:43Okay, a little bit.
16:52What's going on in your mouth?
16:54What did you tend to do with Savio?
16:57Bro, he's a KLPD.
17:00He's a little bit.
17:02I'm Amit J.U.
17:04I don't know how to do this.
17:09Let's go.
17:13Hey.
17:14It's my father.
17:21I'll take the makeup on my face.
17:24I'll be beautiful from inside.
17:26Let's go.
17:28Mokun, bro.
17:30I've come to 10C to 11B.
17:34Why are you fighting me?
17:36That's why
17:38if anyone has answered me
17:41and my day is bad.
17:43Look at your face,
17:44you'll get calm.
17:45Who can't go wrong?
17:54What's up?
17:56Don't go to our section,
17:57B-Commerce Without Match.
17:59You're going to be angry with me.
18:01Alexa,
18:02please ask the monitor to get her life.
18:07Hmm.
18:08Sorry.
18:09The monitor is boring.
18:11Silence.
18:12Everyone go back to your places.
18:14Silence.
18:15Everyone go back to your places.
18:16It's okay.
18:17I'm trying to get you to get a good deal.
18:18We're going to get a good deal.
18:19It's a good deal.
18:20Stop.
18:21I'm kidding,
18:23I'm sorry.
18:24This is what I already said.
18:25To be a different place.
18:26He will go to the morning from the morning, but in the morning, his eyes were turned out.
18:30But now, Raman has opened his eyes.
18:33And he has found himself a new best bro.
18:47You don't give up to your friends?
18:49I don't give up to your friends, nor give up to your friends.
18:56Okay, tell me one thing.
19:00After eating, you can drink water?
19:03It's actually my first time, right?
19:07What?
19:08Hey!
19:09Hey, listen!
19:12He's going to reject you.
19:16Bro, you're right.
19:18You'll become a best bro?
19:20Yeah.
19:21Hey, listen, listen!
19:23Hey!
19:24Hey!
19:25Hey!
19:26Hey!
19:27Hey!
19:28Hey!
19:37Interview is over.
19:38Did you meet, baby?
19:39Best bro?
19:40Did you meet?
19:45Did you meet?
19:46Where?
19:47Don't write it.
19:48Don't write it.
19:51It's okay.
20:00This.
20:03Tell me.
20:04Randi.
20:05He's called Randy.
20:11Here, baby.
20:12No, bro.
20:13MJJKS.
20:14My name is my name.
20:15My name is my name.
20:16My name is my name.
20:28He's gone.
20:29He's gone.
20:30He's gone.
20:31He's gone.
20:32Bro.
20:33Bro.
20:34Will you eat Momos?
20:36Randy, bro.
20:37Will you eat Gupta's burger?
20:39Last time, I remember.
20:40He was a little bit of a burger.
20:41He was a little bit of a burger.
20:42He was a little bit of a burger.
20:43He was a little bit of a burger.
20:44He was a little bit of a burger.
20:45He was a little bit of a burger.
20:46He said,
20:47He said,
20:48we don't have any future.
20:49Bro,
20:50all of your blood group and mental imbalance
20:52is just my match.
20:53Leave this Randy Shandy.
20:54Go with me.
20:55Randy, don't want to come.
20:57My new best bro, don't want to come.
20:59Okay.
21:00You're happy to be with your Randy.
21:03I'm sorry.
21:20Kaddu,
21:21I was waiting for you.
21:22I'm hungry.
21:23Come on.
21:24Bro, you eat.
21:25I have to discuss a project with your classmates.
21:27Now,
21:28which subject is it?
21:29Bio, physics, chem?
21:31I can help.
21:32Molar equations, Astuti.
21:33There are no lasers.
21:34You can't help.
21:35You can't help.
21:36Kaddu,
21:37let's go for the blood.
21:38Yes, I'm coming.
21:39Just one minute.
21:40I'll see you later.
21:41Bye, bro.
21:42Bye.
21:51Bro,
21:52you eat Momos chocolate.
21:54You have a second-hand bike.
21:56You've been born to be Raman's best bro, bro.
22:00You have a second-hand bike.
22:01You have a second-hand bike.
22:02Let's go for Momos.
22:03Eight minutes.
22:04Eight minutes.
22:07You bought the money from the shareholders.
22:09Who are you eating?
22:10Who are you eating?
22:11Who are you eating now?
22:12Bro,
22:13this is coffee,
22:14and this is lunch.
22:16And you,
22:17Momos.
22:18You're awesome,
22:19poor Sam.
22:20Poor Sam.
22:21Poor Sam.
22:22Poor Sam.
22:23Poor Sam.
22:24Poor Sam.
22:25Poor Sam.
22:26Raman.
22:27Raman.
22:28Raman.
22:29Raman.
22:40Bro.
22:41Do you wanna go on a world tour?
22:44To the world tour?
23:02You're my world.
23:03I'll run around.
23:04You're my world.
23:06I'll run around.
23:09But I was looking for a new best bro.
23:12But I was giving the advice.
23:14After drinking water, I was drinking water too, bro.
23:18No, man.
23:19You were taking me one day.
23:21But your joke was so bad.
23:23He was taking the interview for the best bro.
23:25So he was talking about irritating Ramit.
23:28Now I'm looking for a new bro.
23:33Come on.
23:34Let's eat.
23:39Mmm.
23:41Mmm.
23:42Mmm.
23:43Mmm.
23:44Mmm.
23:45If you shared this Momo's chocolate with someone else,
23:48then let's see.
23:50Bro.
23:51Our friend, right?
23:53It looked like someone.
23:58Now it will not look like.
24:00Yeah!
24:09No, sir.
24:10And thank you.
24:11All the best.
24:13All the best.
24:14Tell me.
24:15Tell me.
24:16how do I speak with my throat?
24:17Three rules.
24:18You'll have to be out of your throat.
24:19You'll have to be out of your throat.
24:20You'll have to leave.
24:21Tell me.
24:22How do I talk about the rest of your mouth?
24:25Tell me.
24:26How do I talk about the rest of your throat?
24:30Three rules.
24:31All the best.
24:32Tell me.
24:33Tell me.
24:34That's what the rest of your mouth is coming out.
24:36And it comes from the rest of your mouth.
24:37So, tell me.
24:38Let me tell you.
24:39How do I talk about Stuti?
24:44Three rules which will practice as pre-boats with other girls.
24:49I think I have lost my path to your heart.
24:53And then we will give boats in front of Stuti.
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25:39In the lives of many people, my gang is with me.
25:44Glasses, bank teachers, my gang is with me.
25:48In the entire corridor, we are doing the same thing.
25:52We are opening up the streets before all.
25:57We are eating thousands of people in the canteen.
26:01We are eating thousands of people in the day.
26:04No one is no one.
26:06These are my school friends, school friends.
26:08We are eating thousands of people in the day.
26:11I'm having a school friend, school friends.
26:13We are eating thousands of people in the day.
26:15We are eating thousands of people,
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