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00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50What a waste.
00:02:56Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:03:09Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:03:11I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:30When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to play
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:09I'm living on the edge
00:05:12Just standing all alone
00:05:16I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:20With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:04Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:13I'm living on the edge
00:06:26Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:34With nowhere left to go
00:06:37But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:04How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:06He's here, sir.
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night.
00:07:08I'll bet you did.
00:07:09I'll bet you two were through again.
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14Waiting for the great Mr. Banner.
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well, hi, y'all.
00:07:22What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card, by the way?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations.
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley.
00:07:37It's just what I need, a goddamn watchdog.
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python.
00:07:47And you're a dead man.
00:07:52You know, Python, it's really good to see our two agencies working together again.
00:07:57On this mission hotshot, you're working for me.
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:02As long as I outrank you, it is.
00:08:04Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do.
00:08:07All right, just run it down, Python.
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny.
00:08:14But if you need me to explain it to you,
00:08:16You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation that's not supposed to exist.
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy.
00:08:24I want you to remember that it's because of you I lost my legs
00:08:29In the interest of interagency cooperation.
00:08:33Now, you get the hell out of here before I really get mad.
00:08:37And I want you to check with me every step of the way.
00:08:41And if you need backup, I'm your contact.
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:46Trust me.
00:09:14Trust me.
00:09:16Trust me.
00:09:16Trust me.
00:09:43Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:55Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around. It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:01Well, hell, Jake. Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:13We'll see you next year.
00:10:43Oh, Jack, I'll give you your 38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy, Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner, let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:23With this?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades will get a bang on this one.
00:11:27Yeah, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:43Come on, Banner!
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00:14:53Target is in sight, sir.
00:14:55Good lieutenant.
00:14:57What about your friend, Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No.
00:15:03No sign of him yet.
00:15:23No sign of him, he said.
00:15:27We're making fun.
00:15:29No sign of him, no sign of him.
00:15:33No sign of him, no sign of him.
00:15:35No sign of him, no sign of him.
00:15:37No sign of him.
00:15:39No sign of him.
00:15:41No sign of him.
00:15:43So it's a great pair of multiple people.
00:15:45However, you can't really see this guy,
00:15:47but...
00:15:49Let's take a night, Gracie.
00:16:19Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that, uh, JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:46Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right. It is compact. Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:02All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:06Yes, sir, whatever it takes. Just as planned.
00:17:16.
00:17:18.
00:17:21.
00:17:22.
00:17:29.
00:17:33.
00:17:35.
00:18:39Shit.
00:18:51Stratfish, he broke banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:58Too bad.
00:19:00Short.
00:19:04American pig.
00:19:06What the hell is he to now?
00:19:09Jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir.
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right.
00:19:32Just get on with it.
00:19:33Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:35Get out of there, with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:40Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:42I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:23General, you know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing,
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not short.
00:20:46Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:54Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:56complex, we just knowing our heads withope of zap remove.
00:21:01Thisimore carried you with this.
00:21:03Level 2 witness and thises come just let us know.
00:21:05You used the same 소리 as well, dude.
00:21:07All right, let's go down here.
00:21:09All right, let's go down here.
00:21:12I'm on one map.
00:21:14All right!
00:21:16Let's go down here, General.
00:21:17All right.
00:21:18All right.
00:21:19Let's go.
00:21:20Come on, come on.
00:21:21Come on.
00:21:22Come on!
00:21:23Get up!
00:21:242... 3....
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00:21:343...
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00:21:47Ahhh!
00:21:49Get out of here, get it out of here!
00:21:51Get out of here...
00:21:52Come on!
00:22:14Get out! Get out!
00:22:16God, Santa Maria!
00:23:22I wonder how I am so fired.
00:23:42Code 5, Code 4, come in.
00:23:44Can you read?
00:23:44I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry.
00:23:49I lost your visual.
00:23:50Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger, I'm almost there.
00:23:53You better be too, Jack.
00:23:54Let me get it.
00:23:56I lost your visual.
00:24:00Come in.
00:24:02Go.
00:24:04Go.
00:24:05Go.
00:24:06Go.
00:24:07Go.
00:24:08Go.
00:24:10This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:30Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:32Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:34The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:37All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:41There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:47You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:07One, three, you're in the street.
00:25:10Roger, very in the street.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:34That's an order.
00:25:34Get out!
00:25:36Get out!
00:26:01It's not too long.
00:26:01Come on, buddy.
00:26:03Three's a crowd.
00:26:17Oh, Steven.
00:26:19Jacket.
00:26:31Bravo Leader, this is Code 5 Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:38All right, the target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand Bravo Leader?
00:26:54Good.
00:26:56Goddammit, Banner, nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy Bravo Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:17Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:26I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:31Good.
00:27:32But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:35So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:39and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out!
00:27:56Really?
00:27:57I didn't know.
00:27:58If you haven't thought you would say another figure.
00:27:59The
00:28:26Oh, my God.
00:28:56I have you on the side, over.
00:29:05I have you on the side, over.
00:29:10Enemy target is 140 degrees, 200 degrees from my location, over.
00:29:26Enemy target is 140 degrees from my location, over.
00:29:35Enemy target is 140 degrees from my location.
00:29:40Enemy target is 140 degrees from my location, over.
00:29:49Miner!
00:29:54Miner!
00:30:10Miner!
00:30:19Oh, well, great.
00:30:26Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom,
00:30:33and joining us today we have...
00:30:36Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader,
00:30:40and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:44Let's hear it for you.
00:30:49Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54Przepraszam bardzo.
00:30:56Główny agent Karloff is na telefonie.
00:31:03Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:13That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:19E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:27Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:31Number three.
00:31:33Age 32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:38Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:42Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we even bought it back.
00:31:50That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:54There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents, or what Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:11That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans, and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:26Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention.
00:32:57I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:02Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:04It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of black men.
00:33:14I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:18Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:27The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:50Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:54I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:57Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:00Roll film, please.
00:34:02Okay, right away.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:05Okay, hello, Ma.
00:34:06Okay, right away.
00:34:07Okay, hello, Ma.
00:34:08Okay, ready, Ma.
00:34:10All right.
00:34:11All right.
00:34:12All right.
00:34:13Gonna come with me.
00:34:14All right.
00:34:15Yeah.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:18All right.
00:34:19Move.
00:34:20All right.
00:34:21I love you.
00:34:22All right.
00:34:23All right.
00:34:24I love you.
00:34:25I love you.
00:34:26You know how this is, like, I love you, my father.
00:34:27It's a good word for me.
00:34:28All right.
00:34:29You're right.
00:34:30what is this a joke i assure you it's not
00:34:44and if you'll just be patient lieutenant we'll all be able to find out just how critical this
00:34:52is to our national security and i'm a cop i carry a badge a gun and bullets and a night's ticket
00:35:02and handcuffs
00:35:04so
00:35:14so
00:35:18so
00:35:24Oh, my God.
00:35:54Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:24Hey, Mickey, look at that!
00:36:40Mickey, look at that!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:59Hmm.
00:37:00That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:30Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir. Gone.
00:37:57Find that film today. Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:38:06Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure, but...
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how would you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:01It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir. You have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God, I'm never going to see you.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14I did you.
00:39:15I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind. I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base. About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:46Well, Mr. E. D. Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:40:02A scan of a check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn film.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:49Oh, look, that's pretty good.
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the UN.
00:41:07We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:09God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe. Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touché.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Steven has already gone in.
00:42:03Steven? Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:20I suggest we bring in more manpower, and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:33Homrad.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:38He's now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:44He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06But, in truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:25And, definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film, and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:43Good-bye, Karloff.
00:43:59And good luck.
00:44:43Do you want to play a game?
00:45:11Uh, no, computer.
00:45:14I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh.
00:45:17Please enter your security code, then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority.
00:45:39Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means.
00:45:43I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept.
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:58Good.
00:45:58Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Good.
00:46:04Good.
00:46:05Good.
00:46:06Good.
00:46:07Good.
00:46:08Good.
00:46:09Good.
00:46:10Good.
00:46:11Good.
00:46:12Good.
00:46:13Good.
00:46:14Good.
00:46:15Good.
00:46:16Good.
00:46:17Good.
00:46:18Good.
00:46:19Good.
00:46:20Good.
00:46:21Good.
00:46:22Good.
00:46:23Good.
00:46:24Good.
00:46:25Good.
00:46:26Good.
00:46:27Good.
00:46:28Good.
00:46:29Good.
00:46:30Good.
00:46:31Good.
00:46:32Good.
00:46:33Good.
00:46:34Good.
00:46:35Good.
00:46:36Good.
00:46:37Good.
00:46:38Good.
00:46:39Good.
00:46:40Good.
00:46:41Good.
00:46:42Good.
00:46:43Good.
00:46:44Good.
00:46:45Good.
00:46:46Good.
00:46:47Good.
00:46:48Good.
00:46:49Good.
00:46:50Good.
00:46:51Good.
00:46:52Good.
00:46:53Good.
00:46:54Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:06You now have two minutes.
00:47:08You too, good job, oh boy.
00:47:14Damn it.
00:47:24You can run, you can hide, but there is in your eyes, you let me die.
00:47:40It's time to die, it's time to fight.
00:47:46It's time to die, it's time to die.
00:47:56You too, good job.
00:47:58You too, good job.
00:48:02What do you do?
00:48:04Come on, come on!
00:48:34Fight, fight, fight for your life, fight.
00:48:44You turn my loose with everything else.
00:48:50Fight, fight, fight for your life, fight.
00:48:54You got to kill me, fight for your life, fight.
00:49:00Fight, fight, fight.
00:49:30Fight, fight.
00:49:38You got to kill me.
00:49:39You got to kill me.
00:49:44You got to kill me.
00:49:47You got to kill me.
00:49:52You got to kill me, old boy.
00:50:02Ah, Mr. Idiot.
00:50:03Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:22This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:29Getting some aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:46Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49That's right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:58There's nothing left to say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:04Don't take me away.
00:51:08Oh, I was close.
00:51:09You'll be all right?
00:51:10Bye.
00:51:11How many times were you dead?
00:51:13I got that.
00:51:14I got that.
00:51:19Oh, I got that.
00:51:21Yeah, that's a love.
00:51:23I'm ready.
00:51:24So close.
00:51:25Be all right?
00:51:31Oh, we got that.
00:51:36No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're okay.
00:51:55Off the screen.
00:51:56Off the screen.
00:52:06Off the screen.
00:52:10Off the screen.
00:52:11Off the screen.
00:52:14Follow him, driver.
00:52:16Hey!
00:52:30Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:36Well, maybe not.
00:52:43Oh, no!
00:52:46Oh, no!
00:52:50You know that film right here?
00:52:51Don't die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:53You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:55That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:58Oh!
00:52:59Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:01Ah!
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao!
00:53:28But, Fanner!
00:53:30I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40Yes?
00:53:41What?
00:53:42Put it on the screen!
00:53:44How close is our sub?
00:53:45And the Americans?
00:53:46Get our divers in the water!
00:53:48Now!
00:53:49Get our divers in the water!
00:53:50Now!
00:53:51I want that film!
00:53:52Now!
00:53:53I want that film!
00:53:55No!
00:53:56No!
00:53:59No!
00:54:00No!
00:54:01I want no!
00:54:02Ah!
00:54:03No, oh!
00:54:04I want that film!
00:54:05Ah!
00:54:06Yes!
00:54:07What?
00:54:08Put it on the screen!
00:54:09How close is our sub?
00:54:10And the Americans?
00:54:11Get our divers in the water!
00:54:12Now!
00:54:13I want that film!
00:54:18No!
00:54:20Permission to come aboard, Corporal.
00:54:36Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:37Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:39It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:41Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:47Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:48I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:52Rush the sub, close your fists, I'm targeting, ma'am.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:58This way, sir.
00:55:00Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:01Dive, dive.
00:55:14I'm Scott.
00:55:15I'll beat him.
00:55:16I'll say you won't beat him.
00:55:18Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like a flip.
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven.
00:55:36Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:40Oh, my God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:08What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes behind it, whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:19I know I didn't trust you, but...
00:56:20I sold it.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through you, anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:30Cone.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Carnac, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:44How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents.
00:56:56That's...
00:56:57Well, banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06What the hell are the...
00:57:07The hell, Mr. E?
00:57:08May I have this...
00:57:10Steven?
00:57:10The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog test.
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially if you need to move down.
00:57:54Look, Steven.
00:57:55You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59You're just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:01I'm so proud of you, Steven James, Ben.
00:58:08You're a long time.
00:58:10I'm always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:31Allow me be to see you.
00:58:36There you go.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win,
00:58:42but I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:50when you let your guard down,
00:58:52some faces assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:58if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:59And I...
00:59:05You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:28Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31Down there, Scope.
00:59:32Fire!
00:59:32Fire!
00:59:33I want.
00:59:34You have permission to fire.
00:59:39I can't wait.
00:59:39You have permission to fire.
00:59:40You have permission to fire.
00:59:41Let's go!
01:00:11Let's go.
01:00:41Let's go.
01:01:11Let's go.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:00Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:42Well, it was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:47Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E., enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:09A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:12In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:42Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This here looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:22Ciao, everyone.
01:04:29Sorry.
01:04:50Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love you so much.
01:04:54They said that it wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just then I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone would get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21Try it.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O, U, Q.
01:05:33Botania, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film, this particular film, our experts have documented, is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:19Great interest.
01:06:23Herr, please.
01:06:36Hey.
01:06:36Hey.
01:06:36Hey.
01:06:37Hey.
01:06:37Hey.
01:06:42Hey.
01:06:42Hey.
01:06:43Hey.
01:06:43Hey.
01:06:44Wow!
01:07:14Who is it?
01:07:38Who is there?
01:07:44Attention all units, this is an all points bulletin for a heavy set man reportedly dressed
01:08:09in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly armed...
01:08:14And a tiny reindeer.
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:21His name is Mickey Schultz, his alias.
01:08:25Get this gag, it's Kris Kringle.
01:08:28So it's back in town now, a real nut.
01:08:33You know what, Anderson?
01:08:35What, Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:44I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:49Watch it, Brody, a red light!
01:08:51Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:54Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:01And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:16I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:31He's a stone nut.
01:09:33Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:37You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:44Thank you, Detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:51Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man! What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:14I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:42I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:44Julie!
01:10:47Ooh.
01:10:48Ooh.
01:10:50"'T Videos available over here."
01:10:51Ooh...
01:11:03Ooh...
01:11:05Ooh...
01:11:06Ooh...
01:11:07Ooh...
01:11:08Well, I guess that's graphic enough
01:11:20to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad,
01:11:26and he continues killing
01:11:27until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, a minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:00Far out.
01:12:16My baby does it okay.
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:30John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:00Oh, the tub.
01:13:04Oh, the tub.
01:13:24Oh, the tub.
01:13:25Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:48Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:13:57Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:27So am I.
01:14:32I'll just fast-forward this to get to the end.
01:14:34Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff
01:14:49of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:53And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00No way, Tony.
01:15:07No way, no way.
01:15:09Oh, I've got them.
01:15:17Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
01:15:18Yeah!
01:15:19Oh, my God.
01:15:20Wow, I love you.
01:15:21Oh, my God.
01:15:22Oh, my God.
01:15:23Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:24Me.
01:15:25Oh, my God.
01:15:27Oh, my God.
01:15:27Oh, my God.
01:15:28Oh, my God.
01:15:28Can I 필 worlds.
01:15:28Oh, my God.
01:15:58It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:22As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:39It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:15The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:26Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:30Okay.
01:17:31Okay.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:33Okay.
01:17:34Okay.
01:17:35You're really very good, Stephen James Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, please.
01:18:15That crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop and death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:41Fanchella!
01:18:42It's only...
01:18:45Jack on.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:51That little Fanchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet Embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57I thought you'd be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:05Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:06Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:07But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:11Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:12Hey.
01:19:13I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:14Oh, say love me.
01:19:15Living on the air.
01:19:16Without a prayer in sight.
01:19:17You've got me walking on a land.
01:19:21In the darkest part of night.
01:19:22Standing at the air.
01:19:23Standing at the air.
01:19:24With so much love.
01:19:26Oh, yeah.
01:19:27I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the air.
01:19:33Without a prayer in sight.
01:19:37You've got me walking on a land.
01:19:42In the darkest part of night.
01:19:45Standing at the air.
01:19:50With so much laughter
01:19:53And now when you're one
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