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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:11Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story Bu update.
00:04:16Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag, subreminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:27Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:41Sayang, sayang.
00:04:42Sayang, aku lihat kunci mobil aku ke, ya?
00:04:48Eh du, kunci mobil kau dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak gak?
00:04:55Aku gak liat.
00:04:56Sepagi ini udah telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving, sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah lah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:12Eh.
00:05:13Yang sudah lebih banyak.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:21Ah, kunci mobil saya tolong dicariin sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu dan sekarang tolong tas golp saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara sih?
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:39Yann, yann.
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, mereka ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54We love you.
00:05:54Bye.
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:01Dua.
00:06:02Satu.
00:06:05Sangat cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:21Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Ibu.
00:06:30Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sembel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:43Bu, bu.
00:06:44Bu, bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:51Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu?
00:06:55Oh, ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu, kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Kelihatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh, bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Ya, biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:18Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:29Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Wih, ya ampun, ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:05Kamu tuh udah punya pacar loh, sih, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu, apa kayak mananya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu, yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:22Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:28Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Gimana?
00:08:32Supir, bu, supir.
00:08:33Aku kerja ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:01Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Alamu.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong, bu.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Bos kiu, bos kiu.
00:09:25Bos kiu, cakep.
00:09:30Bos kiu, cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:48Ya lo denger gak, presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:18Pak, itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:29Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Buka, ibu.
00:10:46Sayang, lihat beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih, ibu.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia, Lengkay, kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang,
00:11:03model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih, alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya, makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngomong apa namanya salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang sama Instagramnya,
00:11:39biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus, loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran!
00:11:59Beneran!
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:13Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya, bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Masjaga!
00:12:37Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali.
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:59Kurang lo!
00:13:00Eh, kok kapan aku?
00:13:01Aku gak salah.
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana.
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Beri!
00:13:05Ya, bisa!
00:13:06Kasih, suruh dong!
00:13:07Kasih, suruh dong, Shay.
00:13:09Shay, maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Shay.
00:13:12Lepas ya.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas ya!
00:13:14Benci sama kamu!
00:13:37Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, bro, Tung.
00:13:47Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:13:50Gak boleh ngintip.
00:14:05Gak boleh ngintip.
00:14:06Gak boleh ngintip.
00:14:07Gak boleh ngintip.
00:14:08Gak boleh ngintip.
00:14:09Eh, apa tuh tangannya yang gak boleh ibu?
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak!
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:26Love you, ibu.
00:14:28Love you, ibu.
00:14:29Sia, sia, sia, ibu.
00:14:31Ibu, ibu, ibu.
00:14:31Ibu, ibu, ibu.
00:14:32Kalau emang hanya yang kamu cari, silahkan aku rewa.
00:14:42Masa dia jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan ya, kawan.
00:14:55Assalamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:02Ayo.
00:15:04Oh.
00:15:05Bang, bang.
00:15:06Ini aku juga sama baik-baik.
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini?
00:15:12Iya, kok gak bilang bangang.
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingat sama kalian.
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:22Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Gak kangen.
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:28Habis niratnya gitu kayak gak kangen dah.
00:15:31Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:33Eh, why are you so sick?
00:15:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:39I'm sorry.
00:15:41Oh, it's not good.
00:15:43You just want to take care of me.
00:15:45I'll take care of you.
00:15:47If you're like, please, I'll take care of you.
00:15:51Yeah.
00:15:53I'm sorry.
00:15:55I'm sorry.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, Bu?
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:15Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di departemen store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman smator kami.
00:16:26Bila Anda belanja hari ini, besok Anda mau mendapatkan kan cuma 90%.
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:34Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu. Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman.
00:16:40Tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:44Ma'an, Ibu.
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:48Apa?
00:16:50Ibu, duduk aja, duduk.
00:16:52Lihat, Bu. Capek kan pasti, Mbak Yani.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin muntah ya.
00:16:59Lebih biasa ya, gak pake gula.
00:17:01Sebenernya.
00:17:05Ibu kok tungben sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:10Perbense air sani mas mau melawat.
00:17:13Teman-teman.
00:17:18Ketumannya nanti.
00:17:19Bu?
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:22Bu?
00:17:26Bu?
00:17:29Halo, Bu?
00:17:30Ibu di mana sih, Bu?
00:17:33Hmm, kesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang, ntar sebentar.
00:17:38Sayang, can you help me?
00:17:44I'm fine.
00:17:46I'm not going to take care of you.
00:17:48Yes, yes.
00:17:50I'm sorry.
00:17:52I'm sorry.
00:17:53I'm sorry.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:58I'm sorry.
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:02I'm sorry.
00:18:04I can't.
00:18:06Bapak, ya?
00:18:08Ya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:10Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik, ya.
00:18:12Gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:20Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:22Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, soalnya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bahayanya di rumah terus.
00:18:28Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:30Waduh, lagi sakit aja.
00:18:32Karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:34Makut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu ngapain aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Ya, bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, ya, Pak.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:04Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:10Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:20Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:24Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada beluta.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi iya tuh gimana gak ibu stres.
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Bangun apa sih?
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:21Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas nubatnya kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:40Situasinya masih gak konusif.
00:20:42Gak apa-apa.
00:20:44Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lalu banget kelas itu.
00:20:47Gak ada.
00:20:49Gak apa-apa.
00:20:50Kan kita juga harus mengikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Ya, Tok?
00:20:53Ya, Bapaknya.
00:20:54Gak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Bu.
00:21:15Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:23Gak akan usah.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu.
00:22:00Gampang.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:06Iya.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau ngelurusin buku.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:12Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Iya.
00:22:16Pastikan gue makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Mama Mia.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya, sayang?
00:22:40Oke, Bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:53Eh, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nah, siap, sana.
00:23:14Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Belum.
00:23:20Berapa?
00:23:22Beratus.
00:23:23Beratus.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kees, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:38Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:44Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikirnya, pas kamu mau pergi ibu tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai, Yuk.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kau bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:12Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Sama-sama.
00:24:23Sama-sama.
00:24:24Sama-sama.
00:24:29Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:42Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:52Bu.
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari gubernur, Pak.
00:25:13Ya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh.
00:25:19Gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:22Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:10Lih, Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hah?
00:26:24Kayaknya dikamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:26Yaudah.
00:26:27Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:37Mas.
00:26:38Mas.
00:26:39Masnya sebulan gak ketemu Mas.
00:26:42Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:47Biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran Mas.
00:26:49Aku gak mau sendiri di sini Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggak pokoknya.
00:26:58Ma?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar.
00:27:02Mas Bambang.
00:27:03Mas Bambang!
00:27:04Mas Bambang!
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:06bukan.
00:27:07Mas Mas.
00:27:08Mas Bambang!
00:27:09ę¼
00:27:32I'm going to find my place.
00:27:37I'm going to find my place.
00:27:39I'm going to make a joke.
00:27:40I'm going to come.
00:27:41You're going to come.
00:27:42I'm going to be alone.
00:27:44I'm alone.
00:27:45I'm afraid.
00:27:46Come on now.
00:27:47Please, please.
00:27:49No, I can't.
00:27:51Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:53You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid.
00:27:56I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone,
00:28:00I'm alone.
00:28:02People who are in apartment.
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:08it's virus flu.
00:28:10It's not zombie.
00:28:12If you're in quarantine for yourself,
00:28:14it's not perfect, Aman.
00:28:18I'm just afraid.
00:28:20Please do this.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26To be quiet,
00:28:28I think I'm going to go home.
00:28:30I'm going to go home.
00:28:32Oh yeah.
00:28:34I'm going to go home.
00:28:36You're going to go home.
00:28:38After that, you're going to dance.
00:28:40Like that.
00:28:42No, don't.
00:28:44Oh, I'm going to go home.
00:28:48I'm going to go home.
00:28:50I'm going to go home.
00:28:52I'm going to dance now.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:56I'm going to dance now.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:08I'm going to dance now.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:22Buka, buka, buka.
00:29:24Buka, buka.
00:29:26Buka, buka.
00:29:28Buka, buka.
00:29:30Buka, buka.
00:29:32Buka, buka.
00:29:34Buka, buka.
00:29:36Buka, buka.
00:29:38Buka, buka.
00:29:40Buka, buka.
00:29:42Eh, Mas.
00:29:44Kamu tidak kerja, ya?
00:29:46Bos itu akan pulang cepat.
00:29:48Lockdown.
00:29:50Eh, tapi konek.
00:29:52Mas.
00:29:54Tapi konek.
00:29:56Cinta, nih.
00:29:58Cinta.
00:30:00Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:30:02Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:10Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Oh, iya dong.
00:30:22Kan balance.
00:30:24Ruhani.
00:30:26Eh, Lungking.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, bu.
00:30:32Iya, bu.
00:30:34Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:38Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di pukul.
00:30:54Kasihnya, kasihnya, leper.
00:30:55Iya, bu.
00:30:56Nanti Yanni lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada ambaja.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, bu.
00:31:04Iya, bu.
00:31:05Tenang, bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kesian.
00:31:23Iya, bu.
00:31:24Tidak.
00:31:25Tidak.
00:31:26Tidak.
00:31:27Tidak.
00:31:28Tidak.
00:31:29Tidak.
00:31:30Tidak.
00:31:31Tidak.
00:31:32Tidak.
00:31:33Tidak.
00:31:34Tidak.
00:31:35Tidak.
00:31:36Tidak.
00:31:37Tidak.
00:31:38Tidak.
00:31:39Tidak.
00:31:40Tidak.
00:31:41Tidak.
00:31:42Tidak.
00:31:43Tidak.
00:31:44Tidak.
00:31:45Tidak.
00:31:46Tidak.
00:31:47Tidak.
00:31:48Tidak.
00:31:49Tidak.
00:31:50Tidak.
00:31:51Tidak.
00:31:52Tidak.
00:31:53Tidak.
00:31:54Tidak.
00:31:55Tidak.
00:31:56Tidak.
00:31:57Tidak.
00:31:58Tidak.
00:31:59Tidak.
00:32:00Tidak.
00:32:01Tidak.
00:32:02Tidak.
00:32:03Tidak.
00:32:04Tidak.
00:32:05Tidak.
00:32:06Tidak.
00:32:07Tidak.
00:32:08Tidak.
00:32:09Tidak.
00:32:10Tidak.
00:32:11Tidak.
00:32:12Tidak.
00:32:13Tidak.
00:32:14Tidak.
00:32:15Tidak.
00:32:16Tidak.
00:32:17Tidak.
00:32:18Tidak.
00:32:19Tidak.
00:32:20Tidak.
00:32:21Tidak.
00:32:22Tidak.
00:32:23Tidak.
00:32:24Tidak.
00:32:25Tidak.
00:32:26Tidak.
00:32:27Tidak.
00:32:28Tidak.
00:32:29Tidak.
00:32:30Tidak.
00:32:31Tidak.
00:32:32Ibu is thinking about it.
00:32:35Do you have to do it before?
00:32:38Why are you talking like this?
00:32:40When I want to have a baby,
00:32:42what if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What do you want to do?
00:32:46There's a floor.
00:32:49There's a floor.
00:32:50There's a floor.
00:32:51I'm going to sleep.
00:32:52I'm going to sleep.
00:32:54Do you want to check?
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Is it right?
00:32:58Yes, Ibu.
00:33:02What do you want to do?
00:33:04You don't want to talk to me.
00:33:06Don't talk to me.
00:33:08What do you want to do?
00:33:12What do you want to do?
00:33:14What do you want to do?
00:33:16What do you want to do?
00:33:18Let's go, baby.
00:33:21I can't.
00:33:23Ibu is telling me to cook for Ibu is empty.
00:33:26You want to ask me what do you want to do?
00:33:28What do you want to do?
00:33:30Yes, but...
00:33:31I can't wait.
00:33:32Ah!
00:33:33Do you want to go to the corner or is it just here?
00:33:34Do you want to go?
00:33:35Yes, but I can't wait.
00:33:36You're wrong, but you don't do anything.
00:33:38You've got to relax with me.
00:33:39Oh my God.
00:33:39I want to talk to myself.
00:33:40Why do you want to talk?
00:33:41Is it there?
00:33:42Why are you talking about it?
00:33:43Why are you waiting for me?
00:33:44Stay.
00:33:44Stay in the room.
00:33:45Wait for me.
00:33:46I want to wait.
00:33:47Get back to my in.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50Shh!
00:33:50It's a quiet, quiet.
00:33:51Oh, this is a quietful waiting.
00:33:54Cheers!
00:33:55It's...
00:33:59Ah...
00:34:01Why not?
00:34:05That's so...
00:34:07Ah...
00:34:25Mbak Yanni?
00:34:27Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:29Nah, Bu...
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, Ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:34Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Ehm...
00:34:48Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:50Kalau di sini...
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat kesnya mana?
00:34:55Eh, Bu...
00:34:57Tapi jangan ke daerah...
00:34:59Kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya...
00:35:02Death.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:04Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Cuma.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:11Mbak Yanni...
00:35:13Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya?
00:35:16Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:17Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu!
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku kurang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:36Mbak Yanni itu punya siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:41Tidak.
00:35:42Tidak.
00:35:43Tidak.
00:35:44Tidak.
00:35:45Tidak.
00:35:46Tidak.
00:35:47Tidak.
00:35:48Tidak.
00:35:49Tidak.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:00Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:03Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:06Telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau buat am-ahem.
00:36:15Am-ahem.
00:36:16Am-ahem.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:19Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:26Iya, Bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:41Yan paham, Bu.
00:36:42Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yan kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya, omelette aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Tapi, tambahin susu sedikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yang ini belum lihat ibu ayu dimana, Bu?
00:37:20Ya, ini belum lihat ibu ayu dimana, Bu?
00:37:21Let's go.
00:37:51Let's go.
00:38:21Kamu ini ganti.
00:38:27Cakeet omelette.
00:38:31Eh Bu Ayu.
00:38:33Bu Sepuh.
00:38:35Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:39Enak pasti.
00:38:41Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu.
00:38:45Ya nisiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:47Mari Bu Ayu.
00:38:49Hai.
00:38:51Handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:55Yuk aku ready nih.
00:38:57Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:01Tapi kan situ sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come to mama.
00:39:07Nggak.
00:39:08Nggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh.
00:39:24Terus?
00:39:25Katanya.
00:39:26Yaudah.
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini.
00:39:36Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:38Hah.
00:39:39Serius Mas?
00:39:41Kamu sih.
00:39:43Aduh ngapain tadi.
00:39:45Aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:46Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:49Nggak diapapain lagi.
00:39:50Hmm.
00:39:52Maaf dong Mas.
00:39:55Hmm.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:39:59Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:00Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh.
00:40:08Krokin.
00:40:09Krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama.
00:40:14Uuuuh.
00:40:16Uuuuh.
00:40:17Uuuuh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu.
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:22Hmm.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:24Hmm.
00:40:25Hmm.
00:40:26Pasti.
00:40:27Ya.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:29Hmm.
00:40:30Hmm.
00:40:31Ya.
00:40:32Mas.
00:40:33Ya.
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja.
00:40:37Ya.
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Ya.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja mas.
00:40:48Aman.
00:40:49Aman deh.
00:40:50Aman.
00:40:51Terus.
00:40:52Mandinya.
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis.
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:56Kalau mau ambil gampang mas.
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang.
00:41:04Jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku lagi bawa baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Fah ni.
00:41:11Fah ni.
00:41:12Fah ni.
00:41:13Fah.
00:41:29Button.
00:41:31Kamini.
00:41:33Apa pas lagi.
00:41:34Ya.
00:41:3508.
00:41:36'ė¹.
00:41:37Father.
00:42:07Father.
00:42:09Father.
00:42:15Father.
00:42:19What are you doing?
00:42:23Come here.
00:42:27Come here.
00:42:29Come here.
00:42:31Come here.
00:42:37Come here.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu ini juga.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya.
00:43:08Terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Ya.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh.
00:43:18Nggak usah.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:20Nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:23Nggak usah.
00:43:25Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:29Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini.
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu.
00:43:38Ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh.
00:43:40Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah.
00:43:42Brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah.
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gue contoh ini ya.
00:43:49Eh.
00:43:50Eh.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Gue ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah.
00:43:54Sebentar.
00:43:55Aduh.
00:43:56Biar ngerti.
00:43:57Nih ya.
00:43:58Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:00Supaya.
00:44:01Semuanya tuh bisa berenang.
00:44:03Untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:0515 menit lah.
00:44:06Dah.
00:44:07Bisa nggak?
00:44:08Bisa.
00:44:09Ayu ayo.
00:44:10Tadi Ibu ajarin.
00:44:11Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:13Iya.
00:44:14Iya.
00:44:15Iya.
00:44:16Iya.
00:44:17Iya.
00:44:18Iya.
00:44:19Iya.
00:44:20Iya.
00:44:21Iya.
00:44:22Iya.
00:44:23Iya.
00:44:24Iya.
00:44:25Iya.
00:44:26Iya.
00:44:28Iya.
00:44:29Iya.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:37Kamu tuh.
00:44:38Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih deket, terakhirnya.
00:44:47Ini?
00:44:48Iya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Your hands are stimulated.
00:44:54Your baby can be able to run faster.
00:44:58Then...
00:45:00You talk to me.
00:45:03You talk to me.
00:45:07Yes.
00:45:09Hello.
00:45:11I'm a man.
00:45:13Yes, yes.
00:45:15After that, you do it.
00:45:17Nanti deh, Ibu WA-in kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya, ya.
00:45:31Ya, udah.
00:45:33Ya udah, ya udah.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang. Masa Ibu makan di sini?
00:45:37Masa? Masa sekarang?
00:45:39Iya, makanya Ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Ya, biasa lah.
00:45:44Ya.
00:45:46Ya, wis?
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya Ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya?
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Ya.
00:45:52Allah.
00:45:53Aduh.
00:46:12Ya.
00:46:13Ya.
00:46:14Ya.
00:46:15Ya.
00:46:16Ya.
00:46:17Ya.
00:46:18Ya.
00:46:19Ya.
00:46:20Ya.
00:46:21Ya.
00:46:22Ya.
00:46:23Ya.
00:46:24Ya.
00:46:25Ya.
00:46:26Ya.
00:46:27Ya.
00:46:28Ya.
00:46:29Ya.
00:46:30Ya.
00:46:31Ya.
00:46:32Ya.
00:46:33Ya.
00:46:34Ya.
00:46:35Ya.
00:46:36Ya.
00:46:37Ya.
00:46:38Ya.
00:46:39Ya.
00:46:40Ya.
00:46:41Roto Adi Sutejo!
00:46:45You know what I'm talking about, I'm calling you, I know.
00:46:48You still want to know, yeah?
00:46:50I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:52I really want to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to talk about you with me.
00:46:56I want to talk about you with me.
00:46:57When?
00:46:58Oh, I need to remember that.
00:47:01I don't want to talk about you.
00:47:03But you're going to talk about it too.
00:47:06I still want to talk about you with me.
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:13What's wrong?
00:47:15Okay, so...
00:47:18Can you check your phone number?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:23I'm going to talk about you.
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:25Hey, I'm coming back.
00:47:27If you're going to talk about me, I believe you.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31I want to talk about you.
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:37I'll talk about you.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:41I'll talk about you.
00:47:43Don't talk about you.
00:47:44I'll talk about you.
00:47:45I'll talk about you.
00:47:46I'll talk about you.
00:47:46I'll talk about you.
00:47:48Talk about you.
00:47:50You!
00:47:51You!
00:47:51How long have you gotten out of your room,
00:47:52You?
00:47:52You?
00:47:53You?
00:47:53You?
00:47:54.
00:48:03.
00:48:05.
00:48:10.
00:48:11.
00:48:13.
00:48:14.
00:48:17What do you do?
00:48:19.
00:48:21.
00:48:22.
00:48:23.
00:48:24What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35That's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you doing?
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:46I'm interacting with you.
00:48:48What are you talking about?
00:48:50You're talking about the phone.
00:48:52Are you talking about the phone?
00:48:54Yes.
00:48:55Yes, I'm talking about the phone.
00:48:57Yes.
00:48:58Yes.
00:48:59What is the phone number?
00:49:01I'll tell you before.
00:49:03You're talking about the phone.
00:49:04Yes, so you can hear me.
00:49:06So, then you're asking Anton to rest my phone?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why are you talking about me?
00:49:13Why are you talking about me?
00:49:14take?
00:49:19and I GUID For a sort of
00:49:38Now?
00:49:40Well?
00:49:41No?
00:49:42No?
00:49:43Then you just go?
00:49:45No?
00:49:46No?
00:49:47Yeah, it's the name...
00:49:48...
00:49:50You hear?
00:49:52What?
00:49:53What?
00:49:54What?
00:49:56What?
00:49:57What do you mean?
00:49:59Why are you talking about this?
00:50:00Yeah, you thought...
00:50:01Why do you ask me?
00:50:02...one that's the name of my mom...
00:50:05...and that's the name of my mom...
00:50:07I'm the lakiness, if I'm the number of my phone, I'll tell you that I'm not going to...
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:18You're a sinner.
00:50:21I'm not going to have to be a nurse with you.
00:50:30I'm sorry.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:37Oh, it's a cake.
00:50:44Biar Josh.
00:50:46Let's eat.
00:50:47Why?
00:50:48Why?
00:50:49Why?
00:50:50Why?
00:50:51Why?
00:50:52Why?
00:50:53Why?
00:50:54Why?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56Why?
00:50:57Why?
00:50:58Why?
00:50:59Why?
00:51:00Why?
00:51:01Why?
00:51:02Why?
00:51:03Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas, di kampung aku mau bikin Yanis Corner jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:18Emang, aku tambahin itu.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan mas, tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok mau yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah, langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:39Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalain di sini, nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry, tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada riba baliknya.
00:51:56Kenapa?
00:51:57Tenang.
00:51:58Tak kaki jatah, tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kot kotan yang nama instan dalemnya biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku.
00:52:16Yanan kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk menjebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Ini apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang, ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone videonya.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu gak tau?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Gua kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:00Oke, thank you.
00:53:02Terima kasih teman-gong makan.
00:53:25aaa
00:53:27?
00:53:28Eneng ćØ white
00:53:30What?
00:53:32What?
00:53:34What?
00:53:36Yo!
00:53:38Yo!
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:42Ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thank you, Lo!
00:53:48Yo!
00:53:50Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:54What's up?
00:53:56What's up?
00:53:58Lu!
00:54:00Apa lagi?
00:54:06Enakka Cyril?
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:10Gua udah punya bukti ya?
00:54:12Bukti? Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:14Nggak usah nilas lagi daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:16Apa!
00:54:18Apaan sih ini?
00:54:20Nih, menanteng sayangan ibu.
00:54:24Itu ada ibu?
00:54:26, What about you ?
00:54:38.
00:54:52.
00:54:55You didn't call me!
00:54:57It's the Rima's the one!
00:54:59What's that?
00:55:09For you, you've been sick, I've never said anything, I'm not mad!
00:55:13I'm not mad at you!
00:55:15I'm not mad at you!
00:55:17I'm not mad at you!
00:55:19That's right, what do you say?
00:55:21This makes sense!
00:55:23That's all, you know?
00:55:25the main thing that felt like that was me
00:55:30I don't Brit
00:55:31I don't play
00:55:48ah
00:55:52If you're telling me that I'm going to kill all of you, you're going to kill all of them!
00:55:56Are you ready?
00:56:08Broto, Ibu already know all about you, about your actions, and your actions.
00:56:17It's been a long time I know.
00:56:19Ibu die, because I think this will pass on.
00:56:25You're being attacked.
00:56:31You're not kidding me.
00:56:38What do you think?
00:56:40You're forgetting your name.
00:56:43Your father, Hadesu Tejo, who makes you all business to be successful.
00:56:47There are a lot of people you can ask me to help.
00:56:54You have a good daughter, beautiful, beautiful...
00:56:58...and still you are still alive.
00:57:00You idiot!
00:57:02You idiot!
00:57:06Do you hear me?
00:57:07You idiot!
00:57:08You idiot!
00:57:10You idiot!
00:57:15Come on.
00:57:17Ibu know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu know?
00:57:26Come on with Dimas! Ibu know!
00:57:28You're right!
00:57:29You're right!
00:57:30You're right!
00:57:31You're right!
00:57:32You're right, Ibu!
00:57:38Tomorrow, Ibu will call Dimas here...
00:57:41...to explain everything.
00:57:43You are right, Ibu.
00:57:46To explain, Ibu.
00:57:48No need to call me.
00:57:50I don't want to call you.
00:57:52Let's go to this house.
00:57:54There's no one to go.
00:57:56No need to call you.
00:57:58No need to call me.
00:58:04You want to call me?
00:58:06You want to call me?
00:58:08Okay!
00:58:10There's no way to call me before everything is explained.
00:58:16Let's go.
00:58:18Let's go to the house again.
00:58:20At night, you will sleep with me.
00:58:26While at night, you will think well.
00:58:28What will you decide for tomorrow?
00:58:32I don't want to call me.
00:58:34I don't want it!
00:58:36You're off.
00:58:38You don't want it.
00:58:40That's the house of your family.
00:58:42I don't want it.
00:58:44I don't understand my family.
00:58:46My family will be happy.
00:58:48I don't understand anything.
00:58:50I don't understand.
00:58:52I am happy if you leave me.
01:00:04Aduh...
01:00:06Aduh, Mas. Gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:08Aduh, stress deh aku.
01:00:10Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:12Buat aku, kalo lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:16Bauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:24Apa ada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, kayak aku stress.
01:00:28Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:32Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:34Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:38Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:42Hah? Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:44Cepuh!
01:00:46Kenapa?
01:00:48Kenapa?
01:00:50Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:52Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:54Terus aku jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:58Sepay.
01:01:00My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:06Keren.
01:01:08Yan.
01:01:10Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:12Abis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Oh.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:51Ya udah.
01:01:52Pokoknya ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:54Ya.
01:02:00Duh.
01:02:01Besok banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Yondo.
01:02:14Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:18Iya.
01:02:19Tadi kan habis subuh kan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:27Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:29Kamu gimana sih repot?
01:02:34Iya.
01:02:35Sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat tau.
01:02:38Gak usah.
01:02:39Gak usah sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:44Yan.
01:02:46Eh.
01:02:47Aku.
01:02:48Aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:53Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:59Gak usah?
01:03:00Gak usah badan ya?
01:03:01Gak usah.
01:03:02Gak usah.
01:03:03Ya udah.
01:03:04Istirahat aja.
01:03:08Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:14And then, I'm afraid that my parents are not able to do it again because of this.
01:03:22I want to tell you later, if I'm Broto and I'm Ahyu.
01:03:28I hope not.
01:03:31It's important that you know, so you can adjust your next step.
01:03:39Yeah, Wes.
01:03:47That's it.
01:03:52You've been able to help me since this time.
01:04:09Oh oh oh.
01:04:11Jodong berko.
01:04:15Oh oh oh oh oh oh.
01:04:19Baah.
01:04:23Assalamualaikum.
01:04:27Hai Dimas.
01:04:31Hey, Ibu.
01:04:36What's up, Ibu?
01:04:38Why are you getting really good?
01:04:40Okay, let's go.
01:04:44Hi, I'm Mba Yu.
01:04:50Hey, Mas.
01:04:52How are you?
01:04:54Mas Mba, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:03Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:07Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:09Belum.
01:05:11Eh, tadi Ibu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Ya, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:25Aduh.
01:05:26Ya itu, Mas.
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:30Aduh.
01:05:31Kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai,
01:05:35aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:39Berdua dong yang nganggur kita.
01:05:41Wah.
01:05:48Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh, Mas.
01:05:51Tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya di sini.
01:05:54Yalah.
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Berapa?
01:06:08Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan.
01:06:10Dia akan nemakan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih, Mas.
01:06:14Kepatut lu?
01:06:15Ayo, Mas.
01:06:16Setap, rata.
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin, Ibu.
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:47Dominan.
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:49Hah?
01:06:50Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:57Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepada keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:04Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:08Hahaha.
01:07:09Alasan.
01:07:10Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:14Hei, Ibu.
01:07:15Sekarang nih.
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:18Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:20Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh banget.
01:07:23Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Ketah dong.
01:07:26Kesantah.
01:07:27Oh iya emang.
01:07:28Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:32Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Munafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir deh gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue.
01:07:41Iya.
01:07:42Mas, mas nurut.
01:07:43Eh, anjingnya mau kamu.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:07:57Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:08Dan ternyata...
01:08:10Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu...
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:23Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Dimas.
01:08:43Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:50Oke.
01:08:51Jadi...
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya...
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah.
01:09:15Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:17Denk, diem.
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:33Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:38Enggak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini enggak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas, sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:46Aku enggak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:49Lo denger?
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Ya, nih.
01:10:00Kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai.
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pakai uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:36Ya.
01:10:38Ya, nih.
01:10:39Ya, nih.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas.
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya.
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pakai senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:39Ibu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Ibu!
01:11:48Ya udah, Janji kebelakangan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Janji lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ibu!
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Ini buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu...
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mba Ayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:33Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Mba Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:53Mba Ayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya...
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:02Mba.
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:04Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:11Aduh capek itu udah murus ya.
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus...
01:13:18Di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:19Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:30Aku...
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gue.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:33Aku...
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini...
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:37Anak telefon ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu...
01:13:41Ibu...
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:44Ini...
01:13:45Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:48Makanya...
01:13:50Makanya...
01:13:51Ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:53Ya ibu.
01:13:54Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:14:18Hai.
01:14:19Aku masih di rumah.
01:14:20Aku keburu datu.
01:14:21Hai.
01:14:22Aku masih di rumah.
01:14:24Aku keburu datu.
01:14:26Aku keburu datu.
01:14:48Hai Sayang.
01:15:14Hai Sayang.
01:15:16Kamu yang sabar ya Sayang.
01:15:38Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:43Naik.
01:15:44Tidak apa?
01:15:45Nanti...
01:15:47Ya, ini gak bener.
01:15:49Harusnya bukan aku yang salahin.
01:15:51Harusnya berotong.
01:15:52Berotong.
01:15:53Dimas!
01:15:54Dimas.
01:15:55Dimas.
01:15:56It's not true. It's not me, it's not me. It's me, it's me.
01:16:05Dimas! Dimas, why are you talking to me?
01:16:11I don't have a connection with you.
01:16:13You don't know what you're talking about.
01:16:15Mba Ayu.
01:16:16You remember all the time.
01:16:18We're going to talk to you.
01:16:20Mba Ayu, if Mba Ayu needs help, we can find you.
01:16:25Yeah.
01:16:29I don't need help!
01:16:33You're with me, my sister.
01:16:36I don't need help!
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:50Huh?
01:16:51Ibu...
01:16:53...Ibu...
01:16:54It's...
01:16:55Ibu,Äiht Mas Broto!
01:16:57Ibu korekuvan itu ke rumah ini!
01:17:00Mas Broto.
01:17:03Positive hamsil.
01:17:07Ibu?
01:17:09Positive hamsil, Bu.
01:17:12Ibu?
01:17:42I...
01:17:45I'm really alone.
01:17:52I've never had a job.
01:17:59I've never had a job.
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:23I always believe...
01:18:27everything happens...
01:18:30with a goal.
01:18:35You and me...
01:18:38are not the truth.
01:18:42You and me...
01:18:46are not the truth.
01:18:51You and me...
01:18:55are one.
01:19:00I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Before...
01:19:07now...
01:19:09and forever.
01:19:12There is a wonderful theme.
01:19:16I belong to you.
01:19:18I...
01:19:20what I love...
01:19:22is coming...
01:19:23the Effective animal.
01:19:24The Effective animal...
01:19:25is coming...
01:19:27and we've got to get to the end...
01:19:29get to the end...
01:19:31and I know...
01:19:32the object is coming...
01:19:34and I'm not trying to defend...
01:19:35but you don't have to fight...
01:19:36and I'll never do anything...
01:19:37to do anything...
01:19:38I don't know what to do with my son.
01:19:43Mas Bama, Masa sedit.
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:55Mas Bama?
01:19:58Ah!
01:20:00Ah!
01:20:03Punktć¹ć¦!
01:20:07Punktć¹ć¦!
01:20:11Punktć¹ć¦!
01:20:13Punktć¹ć¦!
01:20:15You
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