- 3 months ago
Never Cross The Line With The Billionaire 1
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00:00:00Hawkins, here's your ticket sir. Ready ladies? Excuse me sir, you can't sit here. This is first class.
00:00:11You know what? You have to pay for this!
00:00:14Attention passengers, we're going to perform an emergency landing.
00:00:26I guarantee you all the passengers are on board, we'll make it out alive.
00:00:29No! Fuck it!
00:00:36Whoa, whoa, whoa! Who started the party without me?
00:00:41What do you say to take a blood rack?
00:00:45He's Judd Hawkins. Hit the lights.
00:00:48The biggest VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's maiden flight today.
00:00:58I heard he's the secret Maple Airlines investor everyone's been talking about. He's supposed to be the richest man in the world.
00:01:05What did you say will he be in?
00:01:071A.
00:01:08Oh my god. If I book him as my sugar daddy, I never have to work again!
00:01:12Oh please. We all know that I'm the Marilyn Monroe of this cabin crew. If anyone's gonna bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:01:21Well, maybe he's not a big guy. Maybe he's an ass guy.
00:01:33Ready ladies?
00:01:34Not yet, Evelyn.
00:01:36We'll take office in 30 minutes.
00:01:39So we focus more on getting ready.
00:01:41And less on gossip.
00:01:46Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:48She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:02:03Welcome, Mr. Judd Hawkins.
00:02:05What's with the spectacle?
00:02:06I told you I can get here on my own.
00:02:08It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
00:02:09You're our airline's top investor.
00:02:11Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
00:02:17Escort me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
00:02:20It wasn't exactly helping.
00:02:22I apologize.
00:02:23Here's your ticket, sir.
00:02:29Better not see anyone following me.
00:02:31Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
00:02:48Sorry for running late.
00:02:49Just, you know, simple L.A. traffic.
00:02:51That guy is not the VIP passenger.
00:03:00Not a chance.
00:03:01He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
00:03:07Excuse me, sir.
00:03:08You can't sit here.
00:03:11And why is that?
00:03:12This is first class.
00:03:13Economy is back there.
00:03:15In the main cabin.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:18It's okay.
00:03:19I like where I'm sitting.
00:03:22Give me a break.
00:03:23With the dirt rags you're wearing.
00:03:25Well, I like what I'm wearing.
00:03:28First class is for the social elites.
00:03:31Millionaires and CEOs.
00:03:32But you, you're nothing but a washed up grounds crew worker.
00:03:37You belong out there, handling baggage.
00:03:41Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
00:03:45Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
00:03:49The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
00:03:54Maple Airlines' top investor.
00:03:58That's exactly right.
00:04:00Oh, when you get a chance, I would love a cup of coffee.
00:04:04Just black. Thanks.
00:04:08Tyler!
00:04:10Get over here!
00:04:12We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
00:04:17What did you just call me?
00:04:19He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
00:04:22Chill out, Claire.
00:04:24I'll take care of it.
00:04:30Hey, you earned coffee, right?
00:04:31I did.
00:04:33Thanks.
00:04:35Yes.
00:04:38I'll go. I'll go.
00:04:48Fucker.
00:04:49That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
00:04:52Will you try to spill the coffee on me first?
00:04:54Where are your manners?
00:04:56That's it. Enough playing games. Where is your ticket?
00:04:59Word of advice.
00:05:01That's nice for the next time.
00:05:10Where's my ticket?
00:05:11It doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:05:14See this, folks?
00:05:15Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:05:19This kid came off the plane.
00:05:20Shh. We got this, thank you.
00:05:21Time's up, buddy.
00:05:23Listen.
00:05:24I have a ticket. How else would I have gun on that airplane?
00:05:27I mean, look at this.
00:05:28You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard!
00:05:31You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:33You're the one who tried-
00:05:34No, listen. This is going to be one of two ways.
00:05:37Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
00:05:44Got it?
00:05:45Mr. Bess me nicely.
00:05:48And you think airport security's going to listen to you?
00:05:51Or me?
00:05:53Of course they will.
00:05:55FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air, and hence wings, right?
00:06:01With an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
00:06:05So, yes!
00:06:07Who the hell do you think you are?
00:06:09I own this airliner.
00:06:11That's it. Enough playtime. Let's go. Get out.
00:06:15And who do you think you are to touch me?
00:06:24It's true.
00:06:27It's like a ninja or something.
00:06:29That's it. We've got to get him out of here.
00:06:31I'm calling airport security.
00:06:33This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger!
00:06:36And Maple Airlines says they have the best service in the industry.
00:06:40Give me that phone. That video needs to be deleted.
00:06:43Not a chance. The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
00:06:47She's right. This needs to be documented.
00:06:50Delete that video.
00:06:52Or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
00:06:56For life!
00:07:02Ma'am, you have to see this.
00:07:03What on earth?
00:07:08Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff. I'm going on board.
00:07:12You don't understand.
00:07:24That man snuck on board without a ticket. He's a stowaway.
00:07:28That's right, folks. For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
00:07:31Okay? This is for your own safety.
00:07:34He's been pulling our leg this whole time. Kick him out!
00:07:38Yeah! Fuck that guy!
00:07:40Last night I needed some hobo to run on my travel plans.
00:07:43Attention passengers. Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:07:48Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
00:07:51But hang tight. We'll be in the air shortly.
00:07:54We really appreciate your patience.
00:07:56God damn it. This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
00:08:01Somebody call airport security. What a shit show. This guy should be kicked out of TSA.
00:08:07Calm down.
00:08:10Ladies and gents, I have a ticket. Okay?
00:08:16If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
00:08:19It's time to go.
00:08:24Keep your hands off my property.
00:08:27Sorry, but we're at capacity. No room for dead weight like you.
00:08:32Dead weight? Well, I think you two are the dead weight on my property.
00:08:40What property? You're poor. Your property is trash.
00:08:44I'm warning you.
00:08:45I'm warning you.
00:08:47Which is why this is going out the window.
00:08:50How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
00:08:51You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
00:08:55This was a gift.
00:08:56From my late wife.
00:08:57Maple Airlines.
00:08:58This was a gift.
00:08:59From my late wife.
00:09:00Maple Airlines is named after her.
00:09:01Do you realize it was honor you've disgraced?
00:09:02Sure.
00:09:03A lot of people are named after her.
00:09:04Do you realize it was honor you've disgraced?
00:09:05Sure.
00:09:06A lot of people are named Maple.
00:09:07You can claim whatever you want.
00:09:08It doesn't change the fact that you are not going to be here.
00:09:09Who's going to be here?
00:09:10Who's going to be here?
00:09:12How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
00:09:14You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
00:09:15passengers. This was a gift from my late wife. Maple Airlines is named after her. Do you realize
00:09:27it was honor you've disgraced? Sure. A lot of people are named Maple. You can claim whatever
00:09:34you want. It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
00:09:39Well, one thing's for sure. This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have
00:09:46ways to try to get you off this flight. The sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
00:09:52See? We're doing you a favor by smashing it. Don't you dare. I don't care. Whatever you
00:10:02are. You want money? I have plenty. But more than that, who I am makes me a nightmare for
00:10:12people like you.
00:10:16Airport security? We've got a passenger strike on trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:10:22Yes, send someone now. Are you threatening us? We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest
00:10:30man in the world, Jet Hawkins. You are so dead. I'm Jet Hawkins. Wait till these dimwits find
00:10:38out I'm their boss. This guitar better not be broken. Because if it is...
00:10:44You'll what? Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt
00:10:48or salary. I won't be the one begging. You will. Who's the one stirring up trouble?
00:10:58That man with the guitar. He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight
00:11:02attendant. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
00:11:06He could be hiding a bomb in there. Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
00:11:11Oh my God, quick! Take the case! Hurry up before we all die!
00:11:15Sir, I'm not going to ask twice. Get your hands off the case.
00:11:20None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
00:11:26He is nothing but bottom-feeding ground stuff. We're all literally leagues above him.
00:11:33If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork, I would gladly open my case and show you all.
00:11:40We'll fall for it. It's a trap.
00:11:43Don't fucking trust him. He's a terrorist.
00:11:53What's all this fuss about?
00:11:55No.
00:11:55Sir, I'm Evelyn, late flight attendant.
00:12:08Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
00:12:13And I can assure you nothing else will happen to your guitar.
00:12:16Isn't she the top-lead flight attendant at our airline?
00:12:21I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and rebuild my identity.
00:12:27You seem trustworthy.
00:12:30Unlike...
00:12:32Evelyn.
00:12:32Watch out, Tyler.
00:12:58This is the customer service hour airline is so well-known for.
00:13:03You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
00:13:08My bad.
00:13:10You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for them.
00:13:15Deadline's Friday.
00:13:17But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkity-dink old guitar
00:13:23might be completely worthless.
00:13:26That's for you.
00:13:27That's what I thought.
00:13:32Baggage boy.
00:13:33Baggage boy.
00:13:33My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
00:13:55Let me remind you.
00:13:58The company you worked for is named after her.
00:14:04Why is he so serious?
00:14:05Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
00:14:07She was a saint.
00:14:12Offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance.
00:14:14But you...
00:14:15To get your dirty fingers off me, please.
00:14:17You?
00:14:18Arrogant stuck-up pricks.
00:14:20Think you get to decide
00:14:21who's first class?
00:14:24Who's econ class?
00:14:25When you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
00:14:28You're both...
00:14:30Disgrace of humanity.
00:14:34Security!
00:14:35Here!
00:14:37This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
00:14:40Good God!
00:14:41Somebody tackled that man!
00:14:43Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
00:14:46Right now.
00:14:48Sylvia...
00:14:49Stone?
00:14:50Uh, she's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jet Hawkins.
00:14:55God, you just won't stop pretending.
00:14:58Well, when Sylvia Stone gets here,
00:15:02with my tickets showing who I am,
00:15:05you'll all cower in fear.
00:15:07Are you all watching this clown show?
00:15:10This grounds crew worker couldn't even shine Miss Stone's shoes,
00:15:14let alone get her on the phone.
00:15:16Dominique the man!
00:15:18Throw him out!
00:15:19Throw him out!
00:15:20Throw him out!
00:15:21Throw him out!
00:15:22Throw him out!
00:15:23Throw him out!
00:15:24Throw him out!
00:15:25Throw him out!
00:15:26Throw him out!
00:15:27Throw him out!
00:15:32Did someone piss off my boss?
00:15:37God, that's the VP.
00:15:39She, like, runs shit here.
00:15:42Claire is beyond fucked.
00:15:44Explain this.
00:15:46Miss Stone.
00:15:47This baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket.
00:15:52He's delayed the flight and we're having him removed.
00:15:55Having him removed.
00:15:57Is this how you treat first class passengers?
00:16:01Take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us.
00:16:03Great work, everyone.
00:16:05Thanks to you, our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes.
00:16:15Don't blame me.
00:16:17Blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting in first class.
00:16:23Who says he doesn't have a ticket?
00:16:25Sir, you dropped your ticket just before boarding.
00:16:31I wanted to make sure you received it.
00:16:35So, you're really the chief?
00:16:38You're really the chief?
00:16:46That's what they call me.
00:16:49Chief.
00:16:50The CEO, Mr. Hawkins, only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile.
00:16:56You're welcome.
00:16:56First class.
00:17:00Well, now that I've proven I belong here, oh, so precious.
00:17:03First class, now that I care about status, I do expect reparations to be made.
00:17:10Reparations?
00:17:11What the hell did you do to him?
00:17:15I'm so sorry.
00:17:16I'm so sorry.
00:17:19Sir, sir, I made a mistake.
00:17:21Oh, God.
00:17:22I told you what would happen if you judged people by their covers.
00:17:28You two broke my wife's guitar.
00:17:32She gave that to me the day the airline opened.
00:17:35I made a terrible mistake.
00:17:38I'm home.
00:17:41Sir, I'm so sorry.
00:17:44It's all our fault.
00:17:46No.
00:17:47No, this isn't your fault.
00:17:48You don't have to worry.
00:17:49No.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50I'm their team leader, and I have to take responsibility.
00:17:53Now, this girl, Evelyn, is the right kind of leadership I value at our company.
00:17:57I am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in L.A., and if you're willing
00:18:02to trust me, I can ask him to piece your guitar back together.
00:18:11You dimwits are fired, and I'll see to it that you never work for another airline company
00:18:17ever again.
00:18:18Effectively, immediately, your employment with Maple Airlines has been terminated.
00:18:23Please, please, give us another chance.
00:18:26Please.
00:18:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:28Please, out of my way.
00:18:30Please.
00:18:31Please.
00:18:32Please.
00:18:32Give me another chance.
00:18:41No.
00:18:42Tyler, please.
00:18:43No.
00:18:48I am so sorry about the ordeal, sir.
00:18:51Please enjoy the rest of your flight.
00:18:53Thank you, Sylvia.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:58That was intense.
00:19:04If the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket, that old bag boy might actually
00:19:10be the mystery VIP passenger.
00:19:13You really think so?
00:19:16Why would a billionaire be wearing Crown Crow uniform?
00:19:20Huh?
00:19:21That makes sense now.
00:19:23That old geezer really almost had me fooled.
00:19:26What are you talking about?
00:19:29Miss Stone only came because she saw the viral moment.
00:19:32She's here to protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting.
00:19:37That's the only reason why she fired Claire and gave that guy a ticket.
00:19:41There is no way he is the VIP passenger.
00:19:46Fuck about the words, sir.
00:19:52Fuck about the words, sir.
00:19:52What are you talking about?
00:19:53What are you talking about?
00:19:53Mr. Tickson?
00:19:55Mr. Tickson?
00:19:56Oh, isn't that Maple Airlines' new general manager?
00:20:00Oh, so he's the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:05So he is the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:09Oh, yes, I agree.
00:20:10That makes way more sense.
00:20:14Holy fuck me.
00:20:16What are you two chatting about over here?
00:20:19We're getting ready for takeoff, so you should return to your seats.
00:20:27Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for takeoff.
00:20:30Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:20:33Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy International Airport.
00:20:50Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy International Airport.
00:21:02We have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet, and cabin service will begin shortly.
00:21:07Thank you so much for your patience.
00:21:11Fuck me.
00:21:13These flight attendances keep getting hotter.
00:21:15Jesus Christ.
00:21:17Mr. Dixon?
00:21:19Yeah?
00:21:19That's Evelyn Grant, Maple Airlines flight attendant of the year.
00:21:24Not only is she beautiful, she is damn good at her job.
00:21:27Yeah, whatever.
00:21:28Shut the fuck up, okay?
00:21:29Why don't you do yourself a favor?
00:21:30Why don't you call over here?
00:21:32Let's see how good at a job she really is.
00:21:38Excuse me, miss.
00:21:41Yes?
00:21:41How can I help you?
00:21:43Yeah, my, uh, my seatbelt's a little tight.
00:21:48You think we can loosen it for me?
00:21:53Of course.
00:21:54Sir, if you could just keep still, please.
00:22:04Yeah, sure I could do that.
00:22:08Help!
00:22:09Sir, please, give your hands to yourself.
00:22:12Listen close, honey.
00:22:13I'm the general fucking manager of Maple Airlines.
00:22:15So if you don't obey my wishes, you're fucking fucked.
00:22:22Stop.
00:22:23Oh, just so fucking...
00:22:24Someone help, please.
00:22:25Help, please, someone.
00:22:27Oh, fuck!
00:22:30Since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff?
00:22:35I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?
00:22:37Don't change the topic.
00:22:43I ask you a question.
00:22:45What makes you think you've been a harasser?
00:22:47Look, bud.
00:22:48You're pushing 60, still lugging around 50-pound bags for a fucking living.
00:22:54So stop and lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business.
00:23:00Anybody who harasses anyone on my plane, that is my damn business.
00:23:05You know what, fucker?
00:23:07Give me the money.
00:23:10It's $5,000.
00:23:12Now go back to where you belong.
00:23:14And sit next to the toilet in economy class where you fucking belong!
00:23:18Now that's power, baby.
00:23:20Like that?
00:23:21I know you want to be with a real man.
00:23:23Like me.
00:23:24God, you look so beautiful, economy.
00:23:27Oh, what the fuck?
00:23:30If you go back to economy, I'll give you $500,000.
00:23:35What are you fucking messing with?
00:23:44I do.
00:23:45I'm messing with a toxic, abusive manager who harasses his employees.
00:23:49Wake up, Gramps.
00:23:50You're a fucking minimum wage worker.
00:23:52That's a heroic crusader or fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are.
00:23:57Sir, Mr. Dixon, he's the general manager.
00:24:01He's very powerful, and it's not worth getting into a fight with him.
00:24:05Powerful man?
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07All I see is a pathetic, weak, insecure coward.
00:24:12Have you let yourself in the mirror, man?
00:24:14I think you're talking about your own ugly ass!
00:24:16Sir, I really appreciate the effort, but I don't want you to get fired.
00:24:22I'll just...
00:24:24I'll resign once we land.
00:24:26He won't have to resign.
00:24:29Anyone's gonna resign.
00:24:31It's gonna be him.
00:24:34Who, me?
00:24:35Resign?
00:24:37I'm the general fucking manager, okay?
00:24:41There's only one person on this planet that can make me resign, and that's Jet fucking Hawkins
00:24:45himself!
00:24:46He has no clue on his boss.
00:24:49Play with him a bit longer.
00:24:50Jet Hawkins?
00:24:51Who's that again?
00:24:53This fucking guy.
00:24:54Wait, do you actually haven't heard of him?
00:24:57Everybody's talking about him.
00:24:58He's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic of great steel.
00:25:03I mean, only higher-ups have ever seen his face.
00:25:06Well, that guy.
00:25:08Oh, okay.
00:25:10Wow, you know him.
00:25:12Of course, of course I do.
00:25:14I'm the general manager.
00:25:16Actually, matter of fact, my uncle's gonna take me to see him as soon as we land this plane.
00:25:19You know, because we got big business to discuss.
00:25:22Things that you don't know fucking nothing about.
00:25:24Oh.
00:25:25Oh.
00:25:26And, uh, who's your uncle again?
00:25:29He's the fucking CEO of Maple Airlines.
00:25:31Heard of him?
00:25:32Hello?
00:25:33Are you listening?
00:25:34See, that's really funny because I don't remember seeing that on Mr. Hawkins' schedule for today.
00:25:41Not to mention he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature.
00:25:46I'm the general fucking manager.
00:25:47I have every right to meet him.
00:25:49But my question to you is, how the fuck do you know what Jet Hawkins' schedule looks like?
00:25:52Because I am Jet Hawkins.
00:26:04This old man's lastest fucking mind.
00:26:06Look at this guy, huh?
00:26:08What the fuck are you doing?
00:26:10Mr. Dixon, I think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while.
00:26:14We don't want any more complications.
00:26:16Complications?
00:26:18Complications?
00:26:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:26:20Today is this Hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight.
00:26:23The whole world is watching.
00:26:25Yes.
00:26:26Because today is also the first time Jet Hawkins' aircraft is doing a commercial flight.
00:26:31His aircrafts are the best.
00:26:33We've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct.
00:26:36We can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation.
00:26:40Why are you so worried, by the way, huh?
00:26:42As my assistant, you do as I fucking say, you understand?
00:26:46Mr. Dixon, I just, I just, I don't want Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Cain.
00:26:51Cain is my fucking uncle, you idiot.
00:26:54You understand?
00:26:55He ain't gonna do shit.
00:26:56And if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me,
00:27:02I'll consider that your resignation.
00:27:03So come here.
00:27:05Right now.
00:27:06Come here.
00:27:06Right now.
00:27:12It's fine.
00:27:13You might fear this tyrant of our general manager, but I don't.
00:27:17There's many of me.
00:27:18You think you're invincible?
00:27:20Let me tell you.
00:27:21Abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee?
00:27:25Well, that is grounds for your immediate termination from Maple Airlines.
00:27:28Not to mention prison time.
00:27:29We're 35,000 feet.
00:27:32In the air.
00:27:34Who's gonna dismiss me?
00:27:35You?
00:27:36Hmm?
00:27:36Bingo.
00:27:37Come on, Crash.
00:27:40You can't afford in-flight Wi-Fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary.
00:27:44Get the fuck out of here.
00:27:47Jed Hawkins here.
00:27:48Tell HR1, Robert Dixon, to remove from the company within the next 30 seconds.
00:27:53I have to give it to you.
00:27:54You're a pretty good actor, old man.
00:27:55You know what?
00:27:56If you could make a phone call and get me fired,
00:28:00I'll jump out the fucking plane myself.
00:28:02No parachute.
00:28:02Sir, it's for you.
00:28:18Fuckin' wait right here, eh?
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25What?
00:28:26You're firing me?
00:28:28You're...
00:28:28You can't fire me!
00:28:29You cannot fire me!
00:28:31What?
00:28:33You're firing me?
00:28:34You're...
00:28:35You can't fire me!
00:28:36You cannot fire me!
00:28:42Who is he?
00:28:44Yeah, no.
00:28:45I'm the general manager, okay?
00:28:46I am unstoppable!
00:28:48This is a fucking scam!
00:28:50Fuck you!
00:28:53You wiggly, piss-poor baggage handler!
00:28:57You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:29:00You know what?
00:29:00You're gonna pay for this.
00:29:01Are you okay?
00:29:17Yeah.
00:29:19You saved me twice now.
00:29:21Attention passengers.
00:29:36This is your cabin as we begin.
00:29:38We're expecting strong turbulence as we move through this patch of infinite weather.
00:29:44Please return to your seats.
00:29:45That's what you're supposed to do.
00:29:46Jesus fucking Christ.
00:29:48Who gave this guy to a pilot's license?
00:29:50He's gonna get me fucking killed!
00:29:54Are you okay?
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:30:10I didn't mean to.
00:30:12No, no, no, no.
00:30:13You saved me.
00:30:14Twice already.
00:30:15What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:17What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:30Attention passengers.
00:30:31And we're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds and heavy rains.
00:30:38We're not gonna last long here.
00:30:40And there are no nearby airports.
00:30:43So we're gonna perform an emergency landing.
00:30:46Please stay in your seats and stay calm.
00:30:50Emergency landing?
00:30:51What the fuck does that mean?
00:30:53Mr. Nixon, it means there's no airport available.
00:30:56We need to find some flat area to land like a field or something.
00:30:58I don't know.
00:30:58I can't.
00:30:58I can't.
00:30:59It's gonna be incredibly dangerous.
00:31:00All I know is that we have to land, but we're probably not gonna make it.
00:31:03We're probably not gonna make it.
00:31:04We're not gonna fucking make it.
00:31:06All right.
00:31:08I can't.
00:31:09I just became the general fucking manager.
00:31:10I can't fucking die now.
00:31:12Everybody, calm down.
00:31:18Our captain has been with us for 30 years, and he has a perfect flight record.
00:31:23If anybody can land this airplane, it's him.
00:31:24I don't give a fucking rat's ass about a fucking perfect flight record.
00:31:28If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have fucking flown us in the eye of the middle of a fucking storm.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:34No, no, no, no.
00:31:35No, I can't die.
00:31:36I can't die tonight.
00:31:38I'm a general manager.
00:31:39I'm a general fucking manager.
00:31:40My life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plane.
00:31:43So you go ahead and tell that fucking captain that if he crash lands this fucking plane,
00:31:48then I get every goddamn fucking parachute.
00:31:52So that's it?
00:31:53Your life is the only one that matters.
00:31:55It's you.
00:31:56You're fucking bad luck.
00:31:57I knew it the second I saw you that this is gonna be a fight for no.
00:32:00Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:02You're such a baby.
00:32:03Fuck you.
00:32:04Evelyn, tell this captain to turn the plane around.
00:32:08I know where we can land.
00:32:08Have you been in touch with the control tower?
00:32:16The storm's getting worse.
00:32:18If we don't connect with air traffic control, we're gonna have no other choice than to crash land.
00:32:24Man, we're flying over a mountainous region.
00:32:26It looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land in is over 200 miles away.
00:32:30We're gonna run out of fuel.
00:32:31Well, we don't have a plan B. We have no choice but to go for it.
00:32:35Captain, this is my session. Who's the place where to land?
00:32:38Captain, Godspeed racetrack has a two-mile stretch of straight road you can land on.
00:32:42It is no different than landing on a runway.
00:32:44This guy's full of shit. You know a racetrack is for cars.
00:32:46They're fucking planes.
00:32:47In these conditions, I put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing at less than 1%.
00:32:52So unless anybody has any better ideas, we need to aim for that racetrack.
00:32:56Fuck no! Okay? I'm not putting my life in the hands of some goddamn baggage handle, okay?
00:33:01That's suicide!
00:33:03Stop it! Are you insane?
00:33:05Listen to me. We're landing the plane at that racetrack.
00:33:09Trust me. I know what I'm talking about.
00:33:13He's just a baggage handle. He's just an old baggage handle. He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:33:16Please! Listen to me! No! No!
00:33:19Captain, I don't know about this.
00:33:21What the hell's wrong with you? You're risking the lives of hundreds of people.
00:33:24I was supposed to meet the most powerful man I know at the New York, Jeff fucking Hawking!
00:33:28God, I can't tell you. We lost contact with air traffic control.
00:33:31Landing at any airport right now is out of the question.
00:33:34Fuck! God damn it!
00:33:36No, no, no, no. My people, they're waiting for me on the tarmac.
00:33:39Hey, what the fuck are they supposed to do, huh?
00:33:41You know how long I've been preparing for this meeting with Mr. Hawking?
00:33:45Huh? Do you? One year! One fucking year of my time!
00:33:48Well, let me tell you. Where I descend is where they shall wait.
00:34:02Captain.
00:34:03Sir, my passengers' lives are at stake here.
00:34:06Are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack?
00:34:09This racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency landings.
00:34:14I guarantee you all the passengers who are on board will make it all to life.
00:34:18Fuck it! Redirect the plane!
00:34:20We're gonna land at Godspeed racetrack!
00:34:24Mr. Parsons, we just got word that Mr. Hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack.
00:34:41Double-check the track for any potential hazards.
00:34:44If there's anything happen to Mr. Hawking, we will be following him right into the brain.
00:34:49Okay, enough planes, just like the motherfucker, not even the pilots, nor the traffic control, knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing!
00:34:58How the fuck did you get that intel?
00:35:00Because I own the racetrack.
00:35:02Oh, shit!
00:35:06You own it?
00:35:08Sir, I didn't know you were involved in auto racing!
00:35:11I wasn't young and dangerous once.
00:35:14No, get real.
00:35:15You know how much racetracks go for?
00:35:17I mean, they're just as much as airports.
00:35:18I have properties all over the world.
00:35:20This racetrack was just a sidekick.
00:35:22We're gonna make it out, okay?
00:35:30I promise.
00:35:33Sir, we're approaching the racetrack, but I can't make out any of the ground lights.
00:35:39With this kind of visibility, we can't land without something to guide us.
00:35:43Copy.
00:35:44I'll have him turn on the lights.
00:35:46Get the fuck out of here!
00:35:48This is Jed Hawking's.
00:35:50Hit the lights.
00:35:52Hit the lights.
00:36:22Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
00:36:36We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:36:38Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
00:36:41We would all have died.
00:36:43On behalf of everybody in this flight, thank you.
00:36:46There's nothing.
00:36:51Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
00:36:57Bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:37:00Sinister plan?
00:37:01He saved all of us, including you.
00:37:03Cut the fucking bullshit.
00:37:05Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:37:07How did that just prove that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged?
00:37:13Which means all you motherfuckers,
00:37:14that you fucking landed this plane in the middle of nowhere on purpose.
00:37:20Admit it, okay?
00:37:22You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
00:37:25What ulterior motives could he have?
00:37:27The second we get off this plane, it's gonna look real ugly for you sons of bitches.
00:37:32With all due respect,
00:37:33You're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:37:38There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:37:40You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:37:43Here's the deal.
00:37:44If you come clean,
00:37:46and you tell me your master fucking plan,
00:37:48or whatever it is you just fucking did,
00:37:50I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:54Otherwise,
00:37:56you're not gonna make it off this racetrack alive.
00:38:00So you're gonna hold me hostage, then?
00:38:03Well, this should be fun.
00:38:07Fuck.
00:38:08Fuck.
00:38:09Fucking go.
00:38:20This motherfucker
00:38:22disrespected me, okay?
00:38:24We're gonna go, we're gonna fuck this guy up.
00:38:26You understand?
00:38:28Fuck this.
00:38:33Okay, ground crew.
00:38:38Guess we're gonna do this the hard way.
00:38:40Break this motherfucker's legs.
00:38:42And if anyone says anything about it,
00:38:44I'll pay the right people off.
00:38:45Matter of fact,
00:38:46don't break this fuck's legs.
00:38:48Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:50What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:39:05Uncle Kate!
00:39:06Uncle Kate!
00:39:09You're not gonna call me Uncle
00:39:11ever again.
00:39:13What?
00:39:13And you just pissed off my boss.
00:39:15Mr. Hawkins,
00:39:18I am
00:39:18truly
00:39:20sorry
00:39:20for everything
00:39:21that transpired here today.
00:39:23Uncle, what the hell?
00:39:24Are you telling me
00:39:25that this
00:39:25this old fucking man
00:39:27is the owner
00:39:28of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:39:29There's no...
00:39:30Fuck me!
00:39:31Did you just call our boss
00:39:32a washed up old man?
00:39:34Fuck your boss!
00:39:36Your boss
00:39:37is a fucking baggage boy!
00:39:39He's a fucking nobody!
00:39:41Oh, fuck!
00:39:42Oh, fuck me!
00:39:43You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:45And your insane behavior
00:39:47towards Mr. Hawkins
00:39:49on his plane
00:39:49couldn't cost me my job!
00:39:51I'm sorry.
00:39:52I'm sorry!
00:39:53I didn't know it was him!
00:39:54I swear!
00:39:54We can't get you fired!
00:39:55I'm sorry!
00:39:56Shh!
00:40:02Kane,
00:40:03Mr. Hawkins
00:40:03doesn't have time
00:40:04to watch you
00:40:05and your dipshit nephew
00:40:06bicker like boys
00:40:07in a playground.
00:40:08So I suggest
00:40:09you drag him away
00:40:10from here
00:40:10before I have these guards
00:40:11beat you both to a pulp.
00:40:12I'm sorry.
00:40:13I will escort him
00:40:14out of here
00:40:15immediately.
00:40:16Let's go!
00:40:17Oh!
00:40:17Fuck!
00:40:18Fuck!
00:40:18Okay!
00:40:18I'm sorry!
00:40:19I'm sorry!
00:40:20Please!
00:40:22Are you alright,
00:40:23Mr. Hawkins?
00:40:24You're not hurt,
00:40:25are you?
00:40:26No, I'm fine.
00:40:27Justin,
00:40:28I've been believing.
00:40:29No.
00:40:30Stop worrying about me.
00:40:32And, uh,
00:40:33do me a favor.
00:40:34Have a shuttle
00:40:34for the passengers
00:40:35on board.
00:40:36I'm sure they are
00:40:37so exhausted
00:40:37after all they've been through.
00:40:39Yes, sir.
00:40:40Shh!
00:40:41Shh!
00:40:41Thank you so much
00:40:56again for today.
00:40:57If it wasn't for you,
00:40:58I...
00:40:59I don't know
00:41:00what would have happened.
00:41:03I'm glad I could help.
00:41:05Actually,
00:41:06I wanted to ask you
00:41:08about something else.
00:41:09What is it?
00:41:12Could you pretend
00:41:13to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:41:15Pretend to be, um,
00:41:17your boyfriend?
00:41:21You don't think
00:41:21I'm too old for you?
00:41:22I'm sure you've heard
00:41:24of the Grant family.
00:41:26Well, I'm their sole heiress,
00:41:28and that's why
00:41:29my dad is pressuring me
00:41:31to marry.
00:41:32But,
00:41:32I don't want to get married.
00:41:36Hence the looking
00:41:37for a fake boyfriend.
00:41:38I never would have guessed
00:41:39you were the
00:41:40Grant family heiress.
00:41:44Grant family heiress.
00:41:46It's a household name
00:41:47in New York.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:50Well,
00:41:51my dad told me
00:41:52that if I didn't bring
00:41:53a man home
00:41:54within three years,
00:41:55he'd find me a groom.
00:41:56And that was
00:41:57three years ago.
00:41:59But none of the
00:42:00fake boyfriends
00:42:00I found are any good.
00:42:02Every time they find out
00:42:03who my dad is,
00:42:04they freak and back out.
00:42:07But you,
00:42:09you're different.
00:42:11I don't think
00:42:15you would let
00:42:16a little storm
00:42:17in nerve you.
00:42:18Little.
00:42:20Or big.
00:42:22I think you're
00:42:23the only man
00:42:24who could win over
00:42:24to my father.
00:42:26I've never had
00:42:27an offer like this before.
00:42:30I'll do it.
00:42:34Really?
00:42:37Great.
00:42:38There's just
00:42:42one more thing.
00:42:45If you're going to
00:42:46pretend to be
00:42:47my boyfriend,
00:42:48you're going to
00:42:48have to act
00:42:49rich.
00:42:54Well,
00:42:55I am rich,
00:42:56so
00:42:56it should be easy.
00:42:59Yes.
00:43:00Yes.
00:43:00That's the exact
00:43:01vibe I'm going for.
00:43:04I think there's still
00:43:06a bit of room
00:43:07for improvement,
00:43:08though.
00:43:10Okay,
00:43:11how about this?
00:43:12Could you dress
00:43:13like, um,
00:43:15like you make
00:43:15nine figures?
00:43:18Nine figures?
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20Yeah,
00:43:20like, um,
00:43:22like your net worth
00:43:23is $300 million.
00:43:27$300 million?
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29Yeah,
00:43:29that's all
00:43:30I'm asking for.
00:43:31Okay.
00:43:33I'll see you here
00:43:34tomorrow
00:43:34at 2 p.m.,
00:43:35okay?
00:43:36Don't be
00:43:37late.
00:43:39Shh.
00:43:45$300 million?
00:43:47I make that
00:43:47much in a day.
00:43:48Shh.
00:43:51How am I
00:43:52supposed to
00:43:52downgrade?
00:43:56Evelyn,
00:43:57I don't understand
00:43:58why you insist
00:43:59on being a flight
00:43:59attendant when you
00:44:00could be living
00:44:01your best life
00:44:02as the Grant
00:44:02family earth.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:04I mean,
00:44:04what do flight
00:44:05attendants make
00:44:06anyways?
00:44:06$50,000 a year?
00:44:08My husband
00:44:09gives me more
00:44:09in spending money
00:44:10each week.
00:44:12See this bag?
00:44:13It's Chanel,
00:44:14limited edition.
00:44:16My husband
00:44:16bought it for me,
00:44:17and there are only
00:44:18three of these
00:44:19on the entire
00:44:20planet Earth.
00:44:21When you inherit
00:44:22your father's money,
00:44:23you're going to be able
00:44:23to buy all three
00:44:24of those,
00:44:24and then some.
00:44:25Wait,
00:44:25who said I'm
00:44:27going to inherit
00:44:28my father's fortune?
00:44:30I don't need
00:44:30my family's money.
00:44:32Ugh,
00:44:32fine.
00:44:33But if you're not
00:44:34going to take
00:44:34the inheritance
00:44:35for yourself,
00:44:36then at least
00:44:37find a handsome
00:44:38man to marry,
00:44:39pump out a few
00:44:39beautiful babies,
00:44:40and leave the money
00:44:41for them.
00:44:42Eh,
00:44:43yes,
00:44:43if you're trying
00:44:44to get away
00:44:44from your father,
00:44:45you might as well
00:44:46just have a family
00:44:46of your own.
00:44:47What do I look like
00:44:48to you?
00:44:49A baby-making machine?
00:44:51If my dad
00:44:51really wants an heir,
00:44:52then he can have
00:44:53a kid himself.
00:44:54Ev,
00:44:55stop being so stubborn.
00:44:57Okay,
00:44:57trust me,
00:44:58you're going to like
00:44:58this next guy
00:44:59I'm setting you up with.
00:45:00Girl,
00:45:00he's in finance,
00:45:01he's 6'5",
00:45:02blue eyes,
00:45:02the works.
00:45:03If I didn't have
00:45:04a boyfriend,
00:45:04I would be all on that.
00:45:06Well,
00:45:07ladies,
00:45:07actually,
00:45:08I already have
00:45:09a boyfriend.
00:45:10What?
00:45:12You have a boyfriend?
00:45:16Ev,
00:45:17oh my god.
00:45:18Okay,
00:45:18I love this for you.
00:45:20You have to tell us
00:45:21which one of these
00:45:21elite families
00:45:22is he from.
00:45:23I mean,
00:45:23you have to
00:45:24introduce us.
00:45:25Yeah,
00:45:25well,
00:45:26he's a little older.
00:45:31But I'm already
00:45:32in love with him.
00:45:35Okay,
00:45:35you'll like him.
00:45:37Let's go meet him.
00:45:43Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:44Yeah,
00:45:52where is he?
00:45:54Making three
00:45:55absolute hotties
00:45:56like us
00:45:56wait around
00:45:57in a garage?
00:45:58Oh,
00:45:58some gentleman
00:45:59he is.
00:46:08Why is that phone ringing?
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:12Oh,
00:46:13this mechanic
00:46:14is a fucking
00:46:15creep!
00:46:16You disgusting
00:46:17pervert!
00:46:18I'm sorry,
00:46:19I did not
00:46:19mean to.
00:46:20Yeah,
00:46:21right,
00:46:21we all saw you,
00:46:21you greasy old
00:46:22fuck.
00:46:23I'm gonna gouge
00:46:24your goddamn eyes.
00:46:26Miss,
00:46:27I promise
00:46:28I wasn't trying
00:46:29to do anything.
00:46:31Tell that
00:46:31to the cops.
00:46:33Mr. Hawkins.
00:46:34Wait,
00:46:35you know him?
00:46:38Mr. Hawkins,
00:46:39what were you doing
00:46:41under the car?
00:46:43Oh,
00:46:43well,
00:46:44I got here early
00:46:45and thought I'd
00:46:46take the car
00:46:46for a quick spend.
00:46:47When I got back,
00:46:48you weren't here,
00:46:49so I thought
00:46:49I'd check the engine.
00:46:50But,
00:46:51Mr. Hawkins,
00:46:52I thought I told you
00:46:53to dress like
00:46:54a rich man
00:46:55and not somebody
00:46:57who fixes cars
00:46:58for a living.
00:46:59Yeah,
00:46:59you told me
00:46:59my net worth
00:47:00was supposed
00:47:00to be $300 million.
00:47:02Yes,
00:47:03yes,
00:47:03so what on earth
00:47:05made you think
00:47:05that scruffy mechanic
00:47:07was the right look?
00:47:09$300 million
00:47:09is what I pay
00:47:10my engineer.
00:47:11This fits
00:47:12exactly what
00:47:13you asked for.
00:47:14Right.
00:47:15Um,
00:47:17I was just
00:47:18really counting
00:47:19on you.
00:47:20If you pay
00:47:21your engineer
00:47:21so much money,
00:47:22imagine he
00:47:23have nicer clothes.
00:47:24Evelyn,
00:47:24this is his jumpsuit.
00:47:26I stopped by
00:47:26his place to pick
00:47:27up on the way here.
00:47:29I thought
00:47:29this is what
00:47:29he wanted.
00:47:30Ahem,
00:47:31Ev,
00:47:32you aren't
00:47:33actually telling us
00:47:34that you know
00:47:35this dirt broke
00:47:36mechanic.
00:47:39Well,
00:47:40I don't
00:47:41just know him.
00:47:43He's my boyfriend.
00:47:45What?
00:47:45What?
00:47:45So,
00:47:49that billionaire
00:47:50that you were
00:47:51telling me about,
00:47:52that man,
00:47:53it's him?
00:47:56The grease monkey?
00:47:58Well,
00:47:58guys,
00:47:59I know he's
00:48:00a little bit
00:48:01rough around the edges,
00:48:03but he's stacked
00:48:04like Jeff Bezos.
00:48:07This guy
00:48:07has that kind
00:48:09of money?
00:48:09Is that so
00:48:11hard to believe?
00:48:12A highly
00:48:13sought-after
00:48:13engineer.
00:48:16Yeah,
00:48:17freaking right.
00:48:18I mean,
00:48:18all I see
00:48:19standing in front
00:48:19of me
00:48:20is an oily
00:48:21old repairman.
00:48:22Screw this.
00:48:23This mechanic
00:48:24has got to be
00:48:24some kind
00:48:25of tender
00:48:25swindler.
00:48:26I've got
00:48:27to expose him.
00:48:28Ev,
00:48:28you can't
00:48:29actually be
00:48:30serious that
00:48:31you know
00:48:31this dirt broke
00:48:32mechanic?
00:48:33Evelyn,
00:48:35in your back.
00:48:37So,
00:48:38you're the
00:48:39Grant family
00:48:40heiress.
00:48:41You have
00:48:42billions
00:48:43coming into
00:48:44your lab.
00:48:45Potentially.
00:48:46Um,
00:48:47what are you
00:48:47doing
00:48:48with this
00:48:49grease monkey?
00:48:51I think
00:48:51we're a perfect
00:48:52match.
00:48:54And
00:48:54I like him
00:48:56and I want
00:48:57to be with him,
00:48:57so
00:48:58there's that.
00:49:01Okay.
00:49:02Well,
00:49:02if you have
00:49:03so much
00:49:04fuck you
00:49:04money then,
00:49:06why didn't
00:49:06you bring
00:49:07any gifts
00:49:07for your
00:49:08girlfriend's
00:49:08cousins?
00:49:09Selena,
00:49:10that's a little
00:49:11rude.
00:49:12No,
00:49:12no,
00:49:12she's right.
00:49:13It would
00:49:13be impolite
00:49:14for me
00:49:14to show
00:49:14up empty
00:49:15handed.
00:49:17Of course
00:49:18I brought
00:49:18gifts for
00:49:18family.
00:49:21I wonder
00:49:21what that
00:49:21piece of
00:49:22shit
00:49:22swindler
00:49:23mechanic
00:49:23got us.
00:49:24Give it.
00:49:27Give it.
00:49:29We love it.
00:49:31We love it.
00:49:32Sir.
00:49:50Ladies,
00:49:51I present
00:49:52the newest
00:49:53limited edition
00:49:54Chanel handbags.
00:49:55There are only
00:49:56three of these
00:49:56in the whole
00:49:56wide world.
00:49:57Um,
00:50:00Crystal,
00:50:02why do
00:50:03these three
00:50:03bags look
00:50:04identical to
00:50:05yours?
00:50:05No,
00:50:06my husband
00:50:08bought me
00:50:08this bag.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:11you dirty,
00:50:15broke-ass
00:50:16grease monkey.
00:50:17First,
00:50:18you lie
00:50:19to Evelyn
00:50:19and say
00:50:20that you're
00:50:20rich just
00:50:21so she'll
00:50:21date you.
00:50:22And now
00:50:22you show
00:50:22up here
00:50:23with these
00:50:23fake goods
00:50:24and shitty
00:50:25knockoff
00:50:25bags as
00:50:26gifts?
00:50:27These are
00:50:28real.
00:50:29My secretary
00:50:29personally
00:50:30delivered them
00:50:30to me
00:50:31just yesterday.
00:50:32Did he
00:50:33just say
00:50:33he has a
00:50:34secretary
00:50:35of all
00:50:35things?
00:50:36This dirty,
00:50:37low-down
00:50:38grease monkey
00:50:38would never
00:50:39have a
00:50:39secretary.
00:50:40That's crazy.
00:50:43Trust me,
00:50:43I insist.
00:50:47Evelyn,
00:50:48where the
00:50:49hell did
00:50:49you find
00:50:50this guy?
00:50:51I mean,
00:50:52it'd be one
00:50:53thing if he
00:50:53didn't provide
00:50:54us with
00:50:54gifts.
00:50:55We could
00:50:55chalk it up
00:50:56to him
00:50:56being forgetful
00:50:57or poor.
00:50:58But to
00:50:58show up
00:50:59here with
00:50:59these fake
00:51:00goods in
00:51:00order to
00:51:01try and
00:51:01trick us,
00:51:02that just
00:51:02proves he's
00:51:03trying to
00:51:04dwindle your
00:51:04fortune.
00:51:06Swindle
00:51:10your fortune.
00:51:11Listen,
00:51:11I am not
00:51:12trying to
00:51:13swindle
00:51:13anybody.
00:51:14My secretary
00:51:15had these
00:51:16bags delivered
00:51:17on a private
00:51:18jet straight
00:51:19from the
00:51:19Chanel
00:51:19headquarters
00:51:20in London.
00:51:21These are
00:51:22as real
00:51:22as it gets.
00:51:24And what?
00:51:25My bag
00:51:25is fake
00:51:26then?
00:51:27Listen,
00:51:27dumbass.
00:51:28See this?
00:51:29My husband
00:51:30bought me
00:51:30this bag.
00:51:31There are
00:51:31supposed to
00:51:31be only
00:51:32three of
00:51:32these on
00:51:32the entire
00:51:33planet
00:51:33Earth.
00:51:34But here
00:51:35in this
00:51:35garage,
00:51:35there are
00:51:36four,
00:51:37which means
00:51:37your bags
00:51:38are not
00:51:40golfs.
00:51:40Ev,
00:51:41come on.
00:51:42It's clear
00:51:42that this
00:51:42man is
00:51:43playing you
00:51:43for a
00:51:43fool.
00:51:44All right.
00:51:46You don't
00:51:46believe the
00:51:47bags are
00:51:47real?
00:51:49Confirm it.
00:51:49with you.
00:51:56Bonjour,
00:51:57Mr. Rockings.
00:51:58Lafayette.
00:51:59Vient
00:51:59too sweet
00:52:00et authentifié.
00:52:02C'est ça
00:52:02pour moi?
00:52:05Uh,
00:52:05bah oui,
00:52:06sir.
00:52:06Got it.
00:52:09Forget it,
00:52:10creep.
00:52:10Just take
00:52:11your knockoff
00:52:11bags
00:52:12and get out!
00:52:21It's raining money!
00:52:23How can a regular mechanic
00:52:24have so much money?
00:52:27Sir?
00:52:28Why is Lord Cash in that bag?
00:52:33Sir?
00:52:35Why is Lord Cash in this bag?
00:52:38Well, I didn't think
00:52:39that simply hand-hand would be quite enough
00:52:41and I didn't have enough time to prepare
00:52:42so I added a little extra
00:52:45on top of it.
00:52:46But, sir, this is
00:52:48to watch.
00:52:50Nothing, really.
00:52:52Okay, this has to be
00:52:55fake, too. Alright, I've had
00:52:57enough with this, man. First, your background's
00:52:59fake, your job's fake. I bet you
00:53:01your hair's not even real.
00:53:02Selena!
00:53:04At least his hair's real.
00:53:06As real as the money on the floor.
00:53:08Yeah, back to that. You keep tricking
00:53:11us. Ev, this guy is
00:53:12no good. Ditch him!
00:53:15I promise.
00:53:16Everything is real. Just
00:53:17look closely.
00:53:19I...
00:53:20I think this is real.
00:53:22Well, if it is real, he probably robbed
00:53:24someone.
00:53:28Well, I'm still calling the cops.
00:53:30What the fuck?
00:53:42That's Lafayette Price. That's your
00:53:44national lead designer.
00:53:45Mr. Hawkins, you called, and I'm
00:53:53right here.
00:53:54Lafayette, quick question.
00:53:56Those bags you gave me
00:53:57yesterday, you said there was only
00:53:59three in the whole world.
00:54:00That's right, sir. We've only made three of these
00:54:02bags, and we gave them all to you.
00:54:05Well, then, why
00:54:06is there a fourth
00:54:08right there?
00:54:09Pardon, madame, but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
00:54:16Merci.
00:54:18Oh, la, la.
00:54:20These counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse.
00:54:22Unbelievable.
00:54:23Mr. Hawkins,
00:54:24this is truly an awful knockoff.
00:54:27The stitch work is amateur at best,
00:54:29and they did not even get the logo right.
00:54:33But my husband bought me that bag.
00:54:34He would never get me a fake bag.
00:54:36Madame, a man who buys you a cheap trash like this
00:54:39isn't worth your time.
00:54:41If I were you, I'd get those divorce papers ready.
00:54:46Okay.
00:54:48Lafayette.
00:54:49Merci pour ton aide.
00:54:51Au revoir.
00:54:52Au revoir.
00:54:53Do you believe me now?
00:55:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:05Who started the party without me?
00:55:13Evelyn,
00:55:14this is Xavier.
00:55:15He's the hotshot race car driver I was telling you about.
00:55:18So, you're Evelyn.
00:55:20And you must be her father.
00:55:24Oh, Xavier, no.
00:55:26This is not Evelyn's father.
00:55:29He's not?
00:55:30Then why do they look so close?
00:55:36Because he's my boyfriend.
00:55:37Boyfriend?
00:55:38Evelyn,
00:55:39what the fuck is going on here?
00:55:41Uh,
00:55:42what, do I need your permission to date someone?
00:55:45Evelyn,
00:55:45I come here today to see you,
00:55:48and you bring this wrinkly old boomer
00:55:50who you claim is your boyfriend?
00:55:52Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:55:56Trying to embarrass me?
00:55:58What does me being her boyfriend have to do with you?
00:56:00Shut it, old fart.
00:56:02I don't waste my breath
00:56:04answering no-name mechanics.
00:56:09Listen,
00:56:10old man,
00:56:11either you break it off with Evelyn,
00:56:13or I make you disappear
00:56:15overnight.
00:56:16Overnight,
00:56:16what's it gonna be?
00:56:19Xavier's from one of the top families
00:56:21in New York City.
00:56:22If you don't do what he says,
00:56:24he'll fucking finish you.
00:56:25Evelyn,
00:56:26are you for real?
00:56:27Xavier's got it all.
00:56:28He's young,
00:56:29he's handsome,
00:56:30he's got a lot going for him.
00:56:32What is
00:56:32Josh,
00:56:34John,
00:56:35Jack,
00:56:36whatever,
00:56:37how that he doesn't.
00:56:38He's got
00:56:38all together.
00:56:40All I see is a pathetic jerk
00:56:42who's running around
00:56:43spending his daddy's money
00:56:44on gambling,
00:56:46hookers,
00:56:46and drugs.
00:56:47Oh,
00:56:47so what's a little fun?
00:56:49You know,
00:56:49work hard,
00:56:50play hard.
00:56:51Besides,
00:56:52check this out.
00:56:54Xavier,
00:56:55finish your lap
00:56:56in 38 seconds.
00:56:57That's one of the top 10
00:56:59lap times
00:57:00of the racetrack.
00:57:01Wow,
00:57:0338 seconds?
00:57:05Xavier,
00:57:06you're going to be
00:57:06a NASCAR star
00:57:07in no time.
00:57:0938 seconds lap time
00:57:10is not bad
00:57:12on this track.
00:57:14See,
00:57:14when I was younger,
00:57:15I was doing laps
00:57:15faster than that
00:57:16without breaking a sweat.
00:57:18But you know,
00:57:18I guess there's always
00:57:20improvement for
00:57:21a novice like you.
00:57:25I guess there's always
00:57:26improvement for
00:57:27a novice like you.
00:57:29Faster than 38
00:57:31seconds.
00:57:32Give me a break,
00:57:33old man.
00:57:35That screen
00:57:36shows the top times
00:57:37ever recorded
00:57:38at this racetrack.
00:57:39If you were really
00:57:41faster,
00:57:42your name would be
00:57:42above mine.
00:57:44Stop being mean to him.
00:57:46He saved me
00:57:47many times.
00:57:48Saved you?
00:57:50So,
00:57:51old man,
00:57:53you really think
00:57:54you're a speed star?
00:57:57Do a lap.
00:57:58Prove it.
00:57:59I don't need to prove
00:58:01anything.
00:58:03See that screen?
00:58:05The time at the top
00:58:05of the list is mine.
00:58:10The top of the list?
00:58:1229 seconds?
00:58:13So you're saying that you
00:58:15got the top recorded
00:58:16speed in history
00:58:17here at
00:58:18Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:20History here at
00:58:22Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:24Well, that's not all.
00:58:26Back in the day,
00:58:28my name used to fill
00:58:29every spot on that
00:58:30leaderboard.
00:58:31But as I got older,
00:58:32I started taking my foot
00:58:33off the gas.
00:58:34I wanted to give
00:58:35young hotshots like you
00:58:36a chance to shine.
00:58:37That's hilarious.
00:58:40So you're saying
00:58:41you used to be
00:58:42a racer?
00:58:44Come on,
00:58:45you're just a filthy
00:58:46repairman.
00:58:47When could you even
00:58:47afford your own car?
00:58:49A car?
00:58:50This old man
00:58:50can't even afford
00:58:51a used bike.
00:58:52Ev, your senior
00:58:55citizen boyfriend
00:58:56is a pathological
00:58:57liar.
00:58:58I can't trust
00:58:59a thing he says.
00:59:01Mr. Hawkins,
00:59:03you don't have
00:59:04to put up an act.
00:59:05You can just
00:59:06be yourself.
00:59:08Why be myself?
00:59:09Congratulations
00:59:10to Xavier Gordon
00:59:11on recording
00:59:11a top ten
00:59:12that time
00:59:12in the history
00:59:13of Godspeed Racetrack.
00:59:14As a reward,
00:59:15he will receive
00:59:15a generous cash prize
00:59:16of ten million dollars.
00:59:18Oh my god,
00:59:24congrats,
00:59:24Xavier!
00:59:25There hasn't been
00:59:26a name on the
00:59:27top ten list
00:59:28in over a decade.
00:59:30Trust me,
00:59:31I'm just getting
00:59:32started.
00:59:41Jeez,
00:59:41a 38 second lap
00:59:42time is only good
00:59:43for a tenth
00:59:44of all time.
00:59:45Whoever has
00:59:45the times before
00:59:46must be a
00:59:47generational talent.
00:59:48Those are the guys
00:59:49from yesterday,
00:59:50but I'm up now.
00:59:52And you better
00:59:52believe,
00:59:53I'm coming
00:59:54for their heads.
00:59:56Yeah,
00:59:56see that old man?
00:59:58Xavier's name
00:59:58is going down
00:59:59in history.
01:00:00Who the fuck
01:00:01are you to compare
01:00:01yourself to him?
01:00:03Oh,
01:00:03Mr. Hawkins.
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