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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:52So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to play
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:13I'm living on the edge
00:05:14And standing all alone
00:05:16I'm walking on a land
00:05:20With nowhere left to go
00:05:24And one day I'll be free
00:05:29And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:35I'll be living on the edge
00:05:41When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:04Truly over
00:06:06Truly over
00:06:07I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:24Just standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a land
00:06:32With nowhere left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:04How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:05He's here, sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:13I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14Waiting for the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16Who called?
00:07:20Well, hi, y'all
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card, by the way?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesney
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up, Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know, Python, it's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hotshot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26I want you to remember that it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:46Trust me
00:08:47Trust me
00:08:48Trust me
00:08:49Trust me
00:08:50Trust me
00:08:51Trust me
00:08:52Trust me
00:08:53Trust me
00:08:54Trust me
00:08:55Trust me
00:08:56Trust me
00:08:57Trust me
00:08:58Trust me
00:09:00Trust me
00:09:01Trust me
00:09:02Trust me
00:09:03Trust me
00:09:04Trust me
00:09:05Trust me
00:09:06Trust me
00:09:07Trust me
00:09:08Trust me
00:09:09Trust me
00:09:10Trust me
00:09:11Trust me
00:09:12Trust me
00:09:13Trust me
00:09:14Trust me
00:09:15Trust me
00:09:16Trust me
00:09:17Okay, Banner, it looks like the
00:09:47camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hell, Jake.
00:10:03Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:06Let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:36Oh, Jake, I'm giving you your 38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:29Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:31Here, take an end of this.
00:11:33Come on.
00:11:34Let's move on.
00:11:35Here, take an end of this.
00:11:35Come on.
00:11:37Come on.
00:11:38Come on.
00:11:40Here.
00:14:40This was never in the manual.
00:14:54The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good, Lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:15:00You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No, no sign of him yet.
00:16:01Say goodnight, Gracie.
00:16:10Black Panther, Black Panther.
00:16:36What's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banner's made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:50You were right.
00:16:50You were right.
00:16:50It is compact.
00:16:52Maybe even mobile.
00:16:54Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch Banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:06Yes, sir.
00:17:07Yes, sir.
00:17:07Whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just as planned.
00:17:09Yes, sir.
00:17:09Whatever it takes.
00:17:10Just as planned.
00:17:12This is what we go in there, we're doing.
00:18:08Stephen, hurry!
00:18:38Holy shit.
00:18:45It's been a long time.
00:18:51Too long.
00:18:53Too bad.
00:18:54Our big visit will be short.
00:19:00Marry kid pig.
00:19:02What the hell is he to now?
00:19:05Jeez.
00:19:06Lieutenant.
00:19:07Yes, sir.
00:19:08Take it there's a problem.
00:19:09Yes.
00:19:10We might need some backup.
00:19:11I figured you as much.
00:19:12What's your position?
00:19:13Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:15He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:21All right, just get on with it.
00:19:22Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:23Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:24Yes, sir.
00:19:25Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:26Jacqueline.
00:19:27Yes.
00:19:28Jacqueline.
00:19:29Yes.
00:19:30I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:31Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:32He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:34If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:35And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:36It's on its way.
00:19:37Out.
00:19:38Yeah, this is Python.
00:19:39Yeah, this is Python.
00:19:40Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:19:56Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:07Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:09Huh?
00:20:11I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:23General, you know what the budget cuts that our government's doing.
00:20:25I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:27Ah!
00:20:36Huh.
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:43It's not short!
00:20:45Give me that, General.
00:20:46Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:48Put it up!
00:20:49Put it up!
00:20:50Put it up!
00:20:51Put it up!
00:20:52Put it up!
00:20:53Put it up!
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:55Get out of there, Steven James Banner.
00:20:56Come on.
00:20:57Get out of there, Steven James Banner.
00:21:00Bye-bye.
00:21:01Bye-bye.
00:21:02Bye-bye.
00:21:03Bye-bye.
00:21:04Bye-bye.
00:21:05I know down.
00:21:06I'mzie.
00:21:07Bye-bye.
00:21:08I'mzie.
00:21:10I'm gonna run.
00:21:11...to à d castoff in a m bạn.
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:13I'm sorry.
00:21:14Very wrong.
00:21:15I'm sorry.
00:21:16I'm sorry.
00:21:18And we'll run.
00:21:19I'll run the Frau down.
00:21:20I'm that direction.
00:21:21I'll run ar pressures.
00:21:22I'm sorry.
00:21:23I'm sorry.
00:21:24Love you!
00:21:26Bye-bye.
00:21:27I'm sorry.
00:21:28Stay here!
00:21:30Stay here!
00:21:32Stay here!
00:21:34Stay here!
00:21:36Stay there!
00:21:38Take it!
00:21:40Stay here!
00:21:46Nostalgia Critics
00:21:48We'll get you!
00:21:50Come on!
00:21:51Come on!
00:21:52Come on!
00:22:14Come on!
00:22:15Come on!
00:22:16God, Santa Maria!
00:22:20Come on!
00:22:50Come on!
00:22:53Come on.
00:22:55I don't know why I'm so fired.
00:23:25Code 5. Code 4. Come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry. I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger. I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:23:55I'm a little busy, Jack.
00:23:56I'm a little busy wayne.
00:24:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:24:05fta account.
00:24:08Type.
00:24:15I'm only GTA!
00:24:19weather.
00:24:20Aah!
00:24:26This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some back-up earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay. On my way.
00:24:47You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:24:50There's still Heaven.
00:24:54I've styled to go while you're in.
00:24:57Roger, base plate.
00:25:08One 3.Нん street.
00:25:10Roger, barrier street.
00:25:17Oh, my God.
00:25:19Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:32That's in order.
00:25:34That's not too long.
00:26:04Come on, buddy.
00:26:16Three of the crowd.
00:26:21Oh, Steven.
00:26:24Jack.
00:26:25Bravo, leader, this is Code 5, Commander.
00:26:37Do you have copy?
00:26:39All right, the target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, leader?
00:26:55Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner!
00:27:01Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:04Do you copy, Bravo, leader?
00:27:06Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:09Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company, team leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:18Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:21I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:29They're going to have my ass for this.
00:27:31Good.
00:27:32But remember, this is the 1980s, guys,
00:27:35and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:36So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:39and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:43We're moving in now.
00:27:45Good luck, man.
00:27:46Out!
00:27:46Banner!
00:28:04Banner!
00:28:05Banner!
00:28:05Banner!
00:28:05Banner!
00:28:06Banner!
00:28:07Banner!
00:28:07Banner!
00:28:08Banner!
00:28:08Banner!
00:28:09Banner!
00:28:09Banner!
00:28:09Banner!
00:28:09Banner!
00:28:10Banner!
00:28:10Banner!
00:28:11Banner!
00:28:11Banner!
00:28:12Banner!
00:28:13Banner!
00:28:14Banner!
00:28:15Banner!
00:28:15Banner!
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:19E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:26Steven James.
00:31:27Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:31Number three.
00:31:32Age 32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:38Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:42Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us.
00:31:48And why we didn't want it back.
00:31:50That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:54There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas.
00:32:07And what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:11That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:19Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:26Yes, sir.
00:32:49Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention?
00:32:58Ahem.
00:32:59I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:02Ah, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:04It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of darkness.
00:33:14I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:44The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:54I trust that nothing would go beyond this room. Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:00Roll film, please.
00:34:02Okay, right away.
00:34:05We'll be right away.
00:34:06We'll be right away.
00:34:35What is this, a joke?
00:34:42I assure you, it's not.
00:34:45And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant, we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:54And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets.
00:35:01And a night's ticket.
00:35:02And handcuffs in.
00:35:04And I'll stand out.
00:35:24Iмерa, Imera, Imera, Heller.
00:35:43Jack, Imera, Imera, Imera, Imera, Imera fears,
00:35:47Aarga, Imery, Imeras in.
00:35:50And he austerizes the van out and icy to suchishes,
00:35:53now remember this particular incident happened over 20 years ago the boy was just about eight
00:36:11years old then was institutionalized presumably for life
00:36:15I'm madame clause oh you mean subordinate clause
00:36:21hey
00:36:39I'm
00:37:09that folks was almost 20 years ago
00:37:39turn on the lights what's wrong with the film
00:37:47what are you guys doing that
00:37:50what it appears the uh the rest of the film is missing sir
00:37:56gone find that film today put your best man on it
00:38:03yes sir consider it done
00:38:09Stephen I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight
00:38:23I must say it's been a most enlightening evening
00:38:27why thank you Stephen
00:38:29and I must say I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight
00:38:34the scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project
00:38:39maybe but that's pretty much behind us now
00:38:44uh tell me miss Karloff how long you been with our agency
00:38:47and how did you know about my son
00:38:50oh well you certainly aren't inquisitive little devil aren't you
00:38:54I almost feel as if you don't trust me Stephen
00:38:58no I'm not at home it's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong
00:39:03that's all I'm just a little tired
00:39:04excuse me sir you may have an urgent phone call
00:39:06oh god
00:39:08Banner here
00:39:11Stephen I'm glad I found you
00:39:13how did you
00:39:14I won't even ask
00:39:16I suppose it's important though
00:39:18Mr. E is living
00:39:20someone inside our headquarters
00:39:22snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered
00:39:25you suspect of course uh
00:39:28yes a double agent
00:39:29uh right lieutenant
00:39:32I think the answer might be staring me right in the face
00:39:36what
00:39:36never mind
00:39:38I'll uh I'll explain it all later
00:39:40uh where's the meet
00:39:41at the submarine base
00:39:43about one hour
00:39:44okay sure
00:39:45well
00:39:47Mr. I'm not meeting you for on
00:39:50but duty does call
00:39:51uh waiter
00:39:53can this lovely lady have some coffee
00:39:55or
00:39:56perhaps you prefer
00:39:57a black Russian
00:39:58again a check
00:40:04give me a scotch of water straight up
00:40:07certainly madam
00:40:08oh and
00:40:09this should take care of the god damn bill
00:40:11Mr. E is living
00:40:23someone inside our headquarters
00:40:25snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered
00:40:28looking for me jacqueline
00:40:45late as usual banner well don't worry I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys have
00:40:58like to play with
00:40:59here's your a-48 decoder
00:41:03it'll get you into the soviet's computer room at the u.n
00:41:06we think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room
00:41:10god I love these toys
00:41:13knock it off I signed for that
00:41:16now here's their latest printout cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer
00:41:20it should open the safe
00:41:22hopefully the film's still in there
00:41:24what's with this film anyway jacqueline
00:41:27porno movies right
00:41:30not likely but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands
00:41:34says it could be a real smoking gun for the kremlin
00:41:37so they haven't even told you
00:41:39rather high security jacqueline
00:41:42rather high priority banner
00:41:44ha ha touché
00:41:51miss karlov what is your location
00:41:56i'm right outside our computer operations building
00:42:00steven has already gone in
00:42:01steven are you two that close
00:42:05please general
00:42:07if he's as good as his record
00:42:11he might just bypass security
00:42:14decode the safe
00:42:16and get the film back into united states hands
00:42:19i agree
00:42:24i suggest we bring in more manpower
00:42:26yet karlov
00:42:28i don't want anyone
00:42:30not even our own people seeing that film
00:42:33homerad
00:42:35mickey
00:42:36that kid in the film
00:42:37is now an adult
00:42:39and one of our agents
00:42:40he must be protected
00:42:46i see
00:43:02no purpose in
00:43:04going on with this charade
00:43:06in truth
00:43:10he's no agent
00:43:13he's my grandson
00:43:16he's my grandson
00:43:17a psychopathic killer
00:43:19whose identity if known to the rest
00:43:21could prove very embarrassing to our government
00:43:24and definitely
00:43:26the end of my career
00:43:29but sir i thought that
00:43:31enough said comrade
00:43:33just recover that film
00:43:35and deliver it directly to me
00:43:38yes sir consider it done
00:43:40end communication
00:43:43goodbye karlov
00:43:47and good luck
00:43:59and good luck
00:44:01okay
00:44:06so
00:44:08i
00:44:09i
00:44:11i
00:44:13i
00:44:14i
00:44:16i
00:44:18i
00:44:20i
00:44:21i
00:44:22i
00:44:23i
00:44:56Do you want to play a game?
00:45:13Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:26I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:42By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:57Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:13One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:21What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer. Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:40Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue, thank you.
00:46:48Countdown.
00:46:52Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:05You now have two minutes.
00:47:07You've got two, uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:09You've got two, uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:13Damn it.
00:47:14I've got two minutes.
00:47:1545, two, uh, good job.
00:47:16You've got two, uh, good job.
00:47:17You've done that.
00:47:18Oh boy.
00:47:22There's something to listen to.
00:47:23Nen't fail to do.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26You're a good job.
00:47:27We Tabii about that.
00:47:282, uh, good job.
00:47:29There's something to競as.
00:47:30A Folies.
00:47:31A Professions.
00:47:33You've done work.
00:47:35This particular challenge,
00:47:36There's something to fight.
00:47:38And that was enough to do.
00:47:40Ooh!
00:47:40어떻게 like恐anny is球.
00:47:41It's not because of a game.
00:47:42No wanting to get one game to play.
00:47:43I'm trying to fight.
00:47:55You hear me?
00:47:58I see.
00:48:00You hear me?
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:13You hear me?
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:22Fight!
00:48:23Fight!
00:48:24You're right!
00:48:26I'm gonna win!
00:48:28We got everything, man!
00:48:31Fight!
00:48:32Fight!
00:48:33Fight!
00:48:34Fight!
00:48:35We got to shoot!
00:48:37No!
00:48:38No!
00:48:39No!
00:48:41Fight!
00:48:42Fight!
00:48:43You're right, you're right, you turn my rules
00:48:47With everything you're right
00:48:50Fight, fight, fight, you're right
00:48:54You've got to do it, show me how you say
00:48:59Fight, fight, fight
00:49:13Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
00:49:43Ah, Mr. E, good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:13This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:31Getting some aerial surveillance on target, heading south on 101.
00:50:43Do you have the target in sight?
00:50:47Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:58There's no reason that you say answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:08Oh, that was close.
00:51:13Everybody all right?
00:51:15Oh, we got it, we got it.
00:51:18Ah, we got it.
00:51:20Ah, we got it.
00:51:21Ah!
00:51:22Ah!
00:51:23Ah!
00:51:24Ah!
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:32Ah!
00:51:33Ah!
00:51:34Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:36Ah!
00:51:37Ah!
00:51:38Ah!
00:51:39Ah!
00:51:42Ah!
00:51:43Ah!
00:51:44Ah!
00:51:45Ah!
00:51:46Ah!
00:51:47Ah!
00:51:49All right!
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:51Ah!
00:51:52Ah!
00:51:53Ah!
00:51:54We're here!
00:51:55Ah!
00:51:56You should.
00:51:57Ah!
00:51:58Are!
00:51:59Ah!
00:52:00Ha!
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:02Ah!
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:04Say it!
00:52:05,,
00:52:07There's nothing left to stay.
00:52:11That's right.
00:52:13That's right.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:31Yeah, I'm afraid we've lost him, manor.
00:52:35Well, maybe not.
00:52:51You know that film right here?
00:52:53Bitch! You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02You asshole!
00:53:18Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:20we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:29But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:34It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:13Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:18You come in!
00:54:19Oh!
00:54:23Oh!
00:54:34permission to come aboard, Corprol.
00:54:36Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:37Yes, sir.
00:54:38Captain Banner.
00:54:39Is Mr. Corprol, may I am?
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this. I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee. Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:52Rush the sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal. Come on, Steven. Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:58This way, sir. Can't believe me, bridge. Dive, dive.
00:55:10I'm Scott.
00:55:17Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like...
00:55:23Steven, I'll explain everything later. The Russians have to be stopped at any cost. Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:30Captain, understood.
00:55:33Ma'am, yes ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:41Oh, no.
00:55:44No.
00:55:48No.
00:55:49No.
00:55:50No.
00:55:52No.
00:55:54No.
00:55:55No.
00:55:56Oh, God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline, I didn't know I could trust you, but I'm so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through me anyway.
00:56:26You don't fool me.
00:56:281983, kind.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Carnac, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know, the agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06The hell, the hell, Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this, dad?
00:57:10Steven, Steven, who's here?
00:57:13The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo.
00:57:35Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline, I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, Dad.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially when you were done.
00:57:54Look, Steven, you are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:01I'm so proud of you, Steven James, Ben.
00:58:08You're a long time.
00:58:10And always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15So think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:31Allow me be to see
00:58:33There you go.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win,
00:58:42but I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world where you let your guard down,
00:58:52some places assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene, if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:01And I'll...
00:59:06Select air.
00:59:09Select fly switch to air.
00:59:11Select fly switch to air.
00:59:13Select fly switch to air.
00:59:13LCP-1I.
00:59:15And also ship's hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:185-Nav weapons.
00:59:19Navigation fire control.
00:59:20Transmatch set.
00:59:21Completed.
00:59:21Start at cycling.
00:59:23Also, they select training fire.
00:59:25Weapons, you have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:28Training fly switch.
00:59:29Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31Stop, telescope.
00:59:32And fire.
00:59:33I want.
00:59:34Weapons time.
00:59:54Weapons time.
00:59:55Let's go!
01:00:25Let's go.
01:00:55Let's go.
01:01:25Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy.
01:02:04And mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11Very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:02:54Enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:28Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Hi, everyone.
01:04:29Ah!
01:04:29That's very hot!
01:04:31Sorry!
01:04:34No, baby.
01:04:40Oh, God.
01:04:41Stop.
01:04:41Stop.
01:04:42I think I got a...
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:45It's okay.
01:04:46We want a head soaring.
01:04:47We want a head soaring.
01:04:48We want a head soaring.
01:04:49We want a head soaring.
01:04:49We want a head soaring.
01:04:50Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone would get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O, U, Q.
01:05:33Botania, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film, our experts have documented, is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23Oh, McCullough.
01:06:25Oh, my God.
01:06:26Stay safe.
01:06:26Go, McCullough.
01:06:34Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:04Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:34Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:04Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:05Oh, oh.
01:08:06Oh, oh.
01:08:07Oh, oh.
01:08:08Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:09Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:10Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:11Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:12Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:13Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:14Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:15Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:16Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:17Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:18Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:19Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:20Oh, oh.
01:08:21Oh, oh.
01:08:22Oh, oh.
01:08:23Oh, oh.
01:08:24Oh, oh.
01:08:25Oh, oh.
01:08:26Oh, oh.
01:08:27Oh, oh.
01:08:28Oh, oh.
01:08:29Oh, oh.
01:08:30Oh, oh.
01:08:31Oh, oh.
01:08:32Oh, oh.
01:08:33Oh, oh.
01:08:34Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:35Oh, oh.
01:08:37Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:39Oh, oh.
01:08:41Oh, oh.
01:08:42Oh, oh.
01:09:01like a side of beef and that little monster is standing there with a knife in his hands
01:09:08my partner kelly he started puking he started puking his guts out all over the place uh excuse
01:09:15me brody i think we should acknowledge that app don't worry about it anderson i got my own way
01:09:22of finding this one looking to his dead black eyes and i'll know him
01:09:31he's a stone nut ever since he saw his mama kissing santa claus he's been crazy ever since
01:09:37you know what anderson when the doctors examined the kid's head they found dog
01:09:43shit for brains thank you detective for that illuminating and tasteful description of the
01:09:49murder shall we proceed the next brutal murder takes place here
01:10:01hey man what's going on shoot i'll check it i gotta do everything myself
01:10:27so
01:10:37Oh, my God.
01:11:07Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad, and he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:37Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm. Yeah. Oh, a minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth. You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:48Hey, Sherry! Get a load of this!
01:12:00Far out.
01:12:16My baby does it. Okay.
01:12:19Hey, splish-splash.
01:12:35Are you looking?
01:12:36John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:00Oh, the tub.
01:13:04Oh, the tub.
01:13:23Oh, the tub.
01:13:25Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:55I better call the police.
01:14:22Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:32I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:37Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff
01:14:49of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
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01:15:30Oh, my God.
01:16:00It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:22As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:39It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:15The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:26Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:30See you next time.
01:17:31Bye.
01:17:32Bye.
01:17:36Bye.
01:17:39Bye.
01:17:40Bye.
01:17:47Mmm, you're really very good, Stephen James Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:06Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:09Such as man?
01:18:10Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:12Mmm, please.
01:18:13That crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:23What if he was still alive?
01:18:25Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:26I mean, you were responsible for his cop's death.
01:18:29Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:33Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:36Jesus.
01:18:37Fanchella, it's only...
01:18:42Jacqueline.
01:18:45Just saving your ass again.
01:18:47And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:50That little Fanchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet Embassy down here at the Ivers.
01:18:55I thought you'd be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:18:59Stephen, work is in everything you know.
01:19:02People do change.
01:19:04Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:05Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:06But, darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:07Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:08Me.
01:19:09I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:10Oh, say love me.
01:19:11Living on the air.
01:19:12Without a prayer inside.
01:19:13You've got me walking on a land.
01:19:14Oh, say love me.
01:19:16In the darkest part of night.
01:19:19You get me walking on a land.
01:19:21This wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh shut up and kiss me baby.
01:19:25I thought that was my life guys.
01:19:27Oh, say love me.
01:19:51So much love to learn in the wind.
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