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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk.
00:10:59Ayo.
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk.
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kotor kan yang nama Instagramnya dia gak tukar sama perek lain.
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Baran.
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk.
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Kau mau.
00:12:59Eh.
00:13:01Kok kain aku gak gue salah tuh?
00:13:02Omongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Aku kasih dulu dong.
00:13:09Aduh dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Sayang.
00:13:11Lepas.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas.
00:13:13Saya benci sama aku.
00:13:15Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:45Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Enggak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Enggak boleh, Bu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Muah.
00:14:28Love you.
00:14:29Love you, Bu.
00:14:30Sia-sia, Bu.
00:14:31Iku, Wish.
00:14:32Kau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:34Silakan.
00:14:36Aku rewan.
00:14:39Masa dia jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan diri.
00:14:44Masa.
00:14:45Masa.
00:14:46Masa.
00:14:47Masa.
00:14:48Masa.
00:14:49Masa.
00:14:50Masa.
00:14:51Masa.
00:14:52Masa.
00:14:53Masa.
00:14:54Masa.
00:14:55Masa.
00:14:56Masa.
00:14:57Masa.
00:14:58Masa.
00:14:59Ibu?
00:15:02Ayou!
00:15:04I'm so sorry.
00:15:06I'm so sorry about that.
00:15:08Ibu, why did you come here?
00:15:12I didn't know what I said?
00:15:15Ibu was in love with you,
00:15:18and I thought I would want to sleep with my kids.
00:15:22You didn't have to sleep with Ibu?
00:15:25I didn't have to sleep with Ibu.
00:15:27How did I get to sleep with you?
00:15:29I didn't know what I was going to sleep with you.
00:15:31Oh, why did I get to sleep with you?
00:15:37Oh, I don't want to sleep with you.
00:15:40It's not easy when I'm sleeping with you.
00:15:42I just forgot to sleep with you.
00:15:44I'll let you sleep with you.
00:15:46If you don't, please, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, Ibu.
00:15:55Ibu, Ibu!
00:16:00Ija!
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:02Ah, Mbak Ija, 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin mu papainya sakit ini.
00:16:08Oh, Bu?
00:16:10Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:13Hmm, sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19department store Bu yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya selamat datang di teman
00:16:25sponsor kami bila anda belanja hari ini besok anda akan mendapatkan 90% terus itu itu kenapa
00:16:37tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah ini iseng aja Bu aku muda ikut-ikutan temen tapi sekarang
00:16:41gak usah hilang sakit lagi Bu duduk aja duduk-duduk sehat dulu capek kan pasti
00:16:53Mbak Yani boleh tolong itu koper Ibu boleh-boleh kamar tamu ya Iya Pak aku bikinin teh ya
00:16:59buku biasa ya nggak pakai gula gue ibu kok tumben sendirian Dimas mana
00:17:10ini aku baru sampai rumah nggak dorang sepedan doang taris bentar
00:17:38Sayang, can I help you?
00:17:44I'm fine.
00:17:46I don't know if I want to take the tea.
00:17:48Yes, yes.
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:52I'm sorry.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:56Do you want to take the tea?
00:17:58I don't know if I want to take the tea.
00:18:00I don't know if I want to take the tea.
00:18:02I don't know if I want to take the tea.
00:18:04I can't.
00:18:06You're good.
00:18:08I don't know if I want to take the tea.
00:18:10If I ask you...
00:18:12You're good.
00:18:13You're good.
00:18:15You're good.
00:18:16You're good.
00:18:17I want to take the tea.
00:18:19I want to take the tea.
00:18:20Why don't you say that?
00:18:22Buk, I'm sorry.
00:18:24I'm sick, so I'm still sick.
00:18:27You're sick, so I'm back in my house.
00:18:29I'm sick.
00:18:30I'm scared.
00:18:32I'm so scared.
00:18:34I'm afraid, Bu.
00:18:36You're not going to ask me to go?
00:18:38You're not going to go.
00:18:40You're going to go.
00:18:42You're going to go.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:46You're going to ask me, Bu.
00:18:48It's not too nice for me.
00:18:50If you're a friend, I like it.
00:18:52If you're a friend, I like it.
00:18:54I like it.
00:18:56I like it.
00:18:58I like it.
00:19:06I like it.
00:19:08Thank you, Bu.
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00:19:48In our life, we were very calm.
00:19:52All the time,
00:19:54the story of people died.
00:19:57But how do I stress it?
00:20:05I want to talk about something with you.
00:20:10No, why not?
00:20:18Oh...
00:20:27Oh...
00:20:38The class we will be in the next month, I will cancel it.
00:20:40Is it still not a problem?
00:20:42It's not a problem.
00:20:44Huh?
00:20:45Yeah, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebu banget kelas itu.
00:20:48Gak ada.
00:20:49Tak apa-apa, kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Ya, Tok?
00:20:53Ya, Bapak, ya.
00:20:54Gak apa-apa.
00:21:00Ya udah, aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya, biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu...
00:21:16Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ini?
00:21:18Aku bantuin ayu dulu.
00:21:20Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:21Gak kaya untuk sekarang.
00:21:23Gak akan usah.
00:21:26Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:29Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:31Lu Tiora,
00:21:33tetangga ibu itu,
00:21:35cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Iya, tapi gak tujuh juga, bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa, satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:47Kalau gitu...
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, nampak.
00:22:00Nah, gitu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:06Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau, ngelurusin buku.
00:22:09Iya.
00:22:10Bek, emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:13Laper lah.
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Pastikan rumah.
00:22:16Yuk.
00:22:17Soto kamu.
00:22:19Ingat kan?
00:22:20Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:24Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Has.
00:22:27Emang, Mami.
00:22:28Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya, sayang.
00:22:35Kasih.
00:22:36Kasih.
00:22:37Kasih.
00:22:38Kasih.
00:22:39Oke, Bu.
00:22:40Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:41Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:43Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, Bu.
00:22:47Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:53Eh, Bu.
00:22:54Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak.
00:23:03Cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nah siapa tanya?
00:23:14Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Belum.
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22100.
00:23:23200.
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kes.
00:23:34Belanja lagi.
00:23:35Soto ayam.
00:23:36Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:38Ayo.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:43Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikir, ya.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau inap disini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:56Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:04Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:14Tuhan?
00:24:15Tuhan, sayang.
00:24:16Tuhan.
00:24:17Tuhan, sayang.
00:24:18Tuhan, sayang.
00:24:19Tuhan.
00:24:20Tuhan.
00:24:21Don't worry, I'm going to answer your question.
00:24:23Shut up.
00:24:28Sit down.
00:24:31Yo, please, Dad.
00:24:39Three days.
00:24:41I'll give you three days.
00:24:43After that, I'll take my mother.
00:24:45I'll go.
00:24:51I'll come.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57We can't go to the restaurant!
00:24:58We can't go to the house!
00:25:00We have a village of the village.
00:25:02What?
00:25:03We can't go to the house.
00:25:05We're going to go to the house now, Pak.
00:25:06We're going to go to the house.
00:25:07You're going to go to the house, Pak.
00:25:08Fuck?
00:25:09You, wait, there's something to go to the house.
00:25:11You're going to go to the house, Pak.
00:25:13This is the governor's house.
00:25:14So, every house is going to quarantine himself.
00:25:16But how long is this?
00:25:18I don't know either, i don't know, I don't know.
00:25:20Let's pray, I hope it won't be too long.
00:25:23Let's go, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:27Oh, Mas Bambang, how are you doing?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:34How can we go to my partner, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36we're going to leave here?
00:25:38It's his own house.
00:25:39That's bad, Pak.
00:25:41Then, Bu,
00:25:42then Mas Bambang can we ask for help,
00:25:45and can we make up the house, Bu?
00:25:48How about, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut, menurut saya, Bu,
00:25:53Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:17Le,
00:26:18Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya?
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:24Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:26Yaudah.
00:26:27Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:40Aduh, Mas.
00:26:41Masa sebulan gak ketemu Mas?
00:26:42Masa aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:49Beneran, Mas.
00:26:50Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggat, pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:27:00Apa?
00:27:01Kelu, keluar?
00:27:02Mas Bambang.
00:27:03Mas Bambang.
00:27:04Mas Bambang.
00:27:06Mas Bambang.
00:27:07Tunggu, keluar?
00:27:12Tunggu.
00:27:12Tunggu.
00:27:15Tunggu.
00:27:16Tunggu.
00:27:17Tunggu.
00:27:18.
00:27:20.
00:27:22.
00:27:26.
00:27:28.
00:27:30.
00:27:32.
00:27:34.
00:27:36.
00:27:38.
00:27:40.
00:27:42.
00:27:44.
00:27:46.
00:27:47.
00:27:49.
00:27:51.
00:27:53.
00:27:55.
00:27:57.
00:27:59.
00:28:01.
00:28:03.
00:28:05.
00:28:07.
00:28:09.
00:28:13.
00:28:15.
00:28:16I'm so scared, I'm afraid. Please come here.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:26If you're calm, what do I need to do?
00:28:29What do I need to do?
00:28:31I don't want to do that.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:35Now you're going to show me the video.
00:28:38After that, you're dancing.
00:28:40It's like that.
00:28:42No, no.
00:28:44Oh, no.
00:28:46I don't want to show you the video.
00:28:48Just with this.
00:28:50I can relax.
00:28:52Let's go.
00:28:54Okay.
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:58Okay.
00:29:00Okay.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:08Okay.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:12Okay.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:16All right, come on.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:26No need to have it at your own pace, I'm okay if you wanna stay, if you wanna stay, if you wanna stay.
00:29:41Eh, Mas, kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Boss tu kan pulang cepet, lockdown. Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:50Tapi kok naikkan? Mas, aku naikkan, tapi kok naikkan sih?
00:29:55Cinta nih, cinta. Tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:16Yes, kamu sweet banget.
00:30:19Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:21Aduh, kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu, iya, Bu.
00:30:33Wah, ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, Bu. Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:41Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:43Guys, lockdown. Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:47Iya, Bu.
00:30:49Iya, Bu.
00:30:51Ini, Ibu kan nggak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Iya.
00:30:54Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas, ya?
00:30:55Kasihannya leper.
00:30:56Iya, Bu. Nanti Yani lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:00Iya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu. Tenang, Bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu. Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama. Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Iya, Bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selang Andalem?
00:31:44Selang Andalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selang Andalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:52Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin Selang Andalem?
00:31:59Gak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain Selang Andalem aku?
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai Selang Andalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Hayu, kamu ngakul nama aku.
00:32:14Itu Selang Andalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:19Broto.
00:32:20Broto.
00:32:21Broto.
00:32:22Broto.
00:32:23Broto.
00:32:24Broto.
00:32:25Broto.
00:32:26Ngapain kamu?
00:32:27Kamu mandi, Bu.
00:32:29Oh, ibu itu kepikiran.
00:32:33Kamu pernah gak itu periksaan itu?
00:32:37Seterah.
00:32:38Kamu mau menggini.
00:32:40Kan ibu pengen punya cucu.
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:45What do you want to shoot?
00:32:47There, the floor is empty.
00:32:49There, there, there.
00:32:51We're empty.
00:32:53Yeah.
00:32:55Do you check?
00:32:57Yes.
00:32:58Is it right?
00:32:59Yes, Ibu.
00:33:04You don't know what I know.
00:33:06Don't talk to me.
00:33:12What do you want to shoot?
00:33:15What do you want to shoot?
00:33:17What do you want to shoot?
00:33:20Let's go baby!
00:33:22Can't you tell me.
00:33:24Ibu asked me to cook for Ibu Seppo.
00:33:27Can't you tell me what else?
00:33:29You want to shoot?
00:33:30Yeah, but...
00:33:32I need to shoot out or here?
00:33:34At least I can't find out.
00:33:36You're wrong, Ibu.
00:33:38You're wrong, I'm sorry.
00:33:40Don't be loud. Don't be loud.
00:33:42Come here.
00:33:43What's up?
00:33:44Stay at the place.
00:33:46Wait till I come.
00:33:48If I'm ready, I'll be quiet.
00:33:50Shh.
00:33:52Let's go.
00:33:54Shh.
00:33:56Oh, my God.
00:34:06That's cool.
00:34:07Fuck.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni?
00:34:28Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:30Nah Bu, tadi Yanni kelewat sini, Ibu asik banget main HP
00:34:35sampe ga ngeliat Yanni, serius amat Bu
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang
00:34:51kalo disini, saya mau balesin chat kesnya mana?
00:34:57Eh Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni
00:35:02Itu sinyalnya DEAD!
00:35:04Ambiar Bu! Aduh, marah!
00:35:07Cuma!
00:35:08Iya, iya
00:35:12Mbak Yanni
00:35:14Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja ga tau ya?
00:35:17Oh gitu ya
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja
00:35:20Siap Bu!
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih
00:35:31Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu
00:35:35Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:37Mbak Yanni tuh punya siapa?
00:35:40Nah itu
00:35:47Yan!
00:35:48Telor Dede! Telor!
00:35:50Ibu bikin kaget aja deh, Yanni dantungan deh Bu
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih
00:35:58Ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini Bu, yang cepet ya telor
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah Bu
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo bu telornya
00:36:08Daging kambing?
00:36:09Gak ada Bu
00:36:10Aduh
00:36:11Itu loh
00:36:12Buat beroto
00:36:13Biar nak cos kalo buat am-am
00:36:15Am-am
00:36:16Am-am
00:36:17Am-am
00:36:18Uyeh uyeh kali Bu
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh Bu
00:36:25Gini aja Yan
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalo belanja
00:36:27Iya Bu
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak
00:36:31Kambing toge
00:36:32Ya
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buat ayu keju sama yogurt
00:36:36So good
00:36:37Oke
00:36:38Soalnya
00:36:39Ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu
00:36:41Oh alah untuk itu
00:36:42Yanni paham Bu
00:36:43Kalo itu Bu
00:36:44Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen
00:36:46Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh Bu
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu Bu
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih Bu
00:36:55Ah
00:36:56Gak mungkin
00:36:58Udah lah
00:36:59Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu
00:37:01Ya
00:37:02Siap Bu
00:37:03Terus kalo buat ibu ya
00:37:04Omelette aja
00:37:05Siap
00:37:06Tapi
00:37:07Amin susu sedikit
00:37:08Siap Bu
00:37:09Ya
00:37:10Makasih ya
00:37:11Sama-sama ibu
00:37:13Oh
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:15Ehm
00:37:17Dari tadi sih
00:37:19Yanni belum liat ibu Ayu dimana Bu
00:37:22Cepet
00:37:23Gak
00:37:25Cepet
00:37:26Cepet
00:37:27Ibu
00:37:28Up
00:37:29Tepet
00:37:30Tepet
00:37:31Tepet
00:37:32Tepet
00:37:33Tepet
00:37:34Tepet
00:37:35Tepet
00:37:36Tepet
00:38:07Ah, go, go!
00:38:17Aduh.
00:38:19Masih ya.
00:38:21Kamu ganti.
00:38:28Cakeet.
00:38:30Omelette.
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu.
00:38:34Bu Sepo.
00:38:36Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepo.
00:38:40Enak pasti.
00:38:42Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:44Yanni siapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu.
00:38:47Hai, Handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:02Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:05Come to Mama.
00:39:07Enggak.
00:39:08Saya gak pengen.
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:24Aduh.
00:39:25Terus?
00:39:26Katanya.
00:39:27Yaudah.
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:30Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Hah.
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih.
00:39:44Aduh.
00:39:45Ngapain?
00:39:46Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk kesini gak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:51Hmm.
00:39:53Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Hmm.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya.
00:40:08Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:10Ayolah.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Yuk.
00:40:13Sini.
00:40:14Ugar bahan sama.
00:40:15Nah.
00:40:16Uh.
00:40:17Uh.
00:40:18Uh.
00:40:19Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:24Hmm.
00:40:25Mesti.
00:40:26Pasti.
00:40:27Ya.
00:40:28Hmm.
00:40:29Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:30Hmm.
00:40:31Hmm.
00:40:32Ya.
00:40:34Mas.
00:40:35Ya.
00:40:36Gimana kalau kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Ya.
00:40:41Enggara.
00:40:42Nanti kalau bos kamu tau dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Ya.
00:40:49Aman deh.
00:40:50Aman.
00:40:51Terus mandinya.
00:40:52Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:56Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:06Ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:11Kenapa?
00:41:12Kenapa?
00:41:13Kenapa?
00:41:14Kenapa?
00:41:15Kenapa?
00:41:16Kenapa?
00:41:17Kenapa?
00:41:18Kenapa pun chaotic hati?
00:41:32Come on, come on.
00:41:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:42:02Come on, come on.
00:42:04Come on, come on.
00:42:06Come on, come on.
00:42:08Come on, come on.
00:42:14Bapak?
00:42:16Halo?
00:42:20Ini ibu.
00:42:24Ya, bu. Bentar, bu.
00:42:28Ya, ya.
00:42:30Bangun, bangun, bangun.
00:42:32Ibu, ibu.
00:42:38Bangun, ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih, ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada, ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:43:00Itu buat, buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Hei.
00:43:04Kalau ini Ayu, ini burger.
00:43:06Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:12Ya.
00:43:13Makasih ya.
00:43:14Makasih, ibu.
00:43:16Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh, ibu.
00:43:20Nggak usah.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, ya.
00:43:40Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:42Nah, brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:48Udah.
00:43:49Gua contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, bu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:02Nih ya.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1015 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:15Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:18Ayu, ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin, ayo.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:41Hah?
00:44:42Sini-sini.
00:44:43Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:48Ini?
00:44:49Ya.
00:44:50Soalnya gini.
00:44:51Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:53Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:58Gitu loh.
00:45:00Terus.
00:45:02Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:05Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:08Gini?
00:45:09Iya.
00:45:10Dede.
00:45:11Eh.
00:45:12Hello.
00:45:13Berenang, berenang.
00:45:14Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:15Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:24Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Ya, iya.
00:45:27Ya udah.
00:45:28Ya udah.
00:45:29Ya udah.
00:45:30Ya udah.
00:45:31Ya udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:37Masa ibu nonton di sini.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Biasalah.
00:45:43Masa.
00:45:44Masa.
00:45:45Masa.
00:45:46Masa.
00:45:47Ya wis.
00:45:48Ya.
00:45:49Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:52Ayah.
00:45:53Budap.
00:45:54Mayar.
00:45:55ABB.
00:45:56Spa.
00:45:57PAM.
00:45:58Adakah selai-tuh?
00:45:59Ibu.
00:46:00Ibu.
00:46:01Wuh.
00:46:02Ibu.
00:46:03Ibu.
00:46:04Ibu.
00:46:06Ibu.
00:46:07Ibu.
00:46:08Ibu.
00:46:09Ibu.
00:46:10Ibu.
00:46:11Ibu.
00:46:12Ibu.
00:46:13Ibu.
00:46:14Ibu.
00:46:15Ibu.
00:46:16Ibu.
00:46:17Ibu.
00:46:18Ibu.
00:46:19Ibu.
00:46:20Ibu.
00:46:21I don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:49You still have to make it.
00:46:51I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:53I really want to talk about it.
00:46:55I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:57How about it?
00:46:59Oh, I need to remember.
00:47:01I forgot about it.
00:47:03I forgot about it too.
00:47:05But you also have to talk about it.
00:47:07I still have to talk about it.
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:13I need help you.
00:47:15Okay, so...
00:47:17Can you check your phone?
00:47:19Can you check your phone number?
00:47:21Can you check your phone number?
00:47:23Yes, who else?
00:47:25Yes, who else?
00:47:27If you're back, you're going to help me.
00:47:29I believe...
00:47:31What?
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:37I'll talk about it.
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:52We'll talk about it.
00:47:53Let's go.
00:47:54I'll see you later.
00:47:55You!
00:47:56Oh, okay.
00:47:58Oh.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:01Okay.
00:48:02Let me tell you later.
00:48:03I'll take the A.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:07I'll take the A.
00:48:08What happened to you later...
00:48:09I'll take the A.
00:48:11Okay.
00:48:12What do you do?
00:48:18What do you do?
00:48:20I'm going to do it
00:48:22I'm going to do it
00:48:24What are you doing?
00:48:32Where are you?
00:48:34What's that, bro?
00:48:36Where are you?
00:48:38There's everything in the room
00:48:40What do you do?
00:48:42What do you do?
00:48:44What do you do?
00:48:46Interactive, bro
00:48:52Ton
00:48:54Do you have a number of people who are in contact with your husband?
00:48:56Yes, there
00:48:58What do you do?
00:49:00What do you do?
00:49:02I'm going to call you
00:49:04You're in front of your husband
00:49:06That?
00:49:08So, you're going to contact my phone?
00:49:10Want me to tell my phone
00:49:12You're serious, bro
00:49:13Why are you're not afraid
00:49:14Wait, wait
00:49:14Wait, wait
00:49:17Wait, wait
00:49:18Is this an один 맛 Bunny?
00:49:20I'm going to be surprised that the inside of you didn't have a question, but you yourself, so that we can tell you, I'm wrong.
00:49:30But you're in here.
00:49:32If you're in here, where are you?
00:49:35This is the one!
00:49:37Oh, there's a number that's going to be in here.
00:49:41Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:49:44Lulus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya... ya nomor dulu.
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:53Tenta, maksud lo gimana?
00:49:59Kok nomor gua?
00:50:01Ya iya, kan lo tanya sama gua, satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar matup ini lo, ya nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:07Iya gua lakinya kalo nomor gua bilang aja gak ada, tadi lu masuk gak... jeng!
00:50:12I don't think I'm going to work with you.
00:50:19I don't think I'm going to work with you.
00:50:30Ma, I love you.
00:50:33Ma, I love you.
00:50:36I love you.
00:50:38Fantastic.
00:50:40That's a good one.
00:50:44What's that?
00:50:46Yes, Josh.
00:50:48Let's eat it.
00:50:50Why?
00:50:52Why?
00:50:54I don't know.
00:50:56Why?
00:50:58Why?
00:51:00It's good.
00:51:02It's good.
00:51:04If I'm going to get to the kumpul,
00:51:08Aku mau bikin Yanis Corner
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, pasti laku.
00:51:16Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:18Ya.
00:51:20Ma, aku tambahin itu.
00:51:22Serius?
00:51:23Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:25Tapi, baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:37Beneran ya?
00:51:38Iya.
00:51:39Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Yang ngabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya, nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Kabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:58Takkah pijata, tapi...
00:52:00Makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar mirin.
00:52:03Biar Josh ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kot-kotan yang namanya celah dalemnya,
00:52:11biar gak ketukar sama perek lain!
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku.
00:52:16Inan, kamu tahu.
00:52:18Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:31Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Ton.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Ton.
00:52:40Gue punya informasi baru, Ton.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Huh?
00:52:44Kuruan deh?
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lo gak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, tahu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:01Iya.
00:53:02Kuali.
00:53:03Hello, man.
00:53:33What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:43Yo!
00:53:45Ayo!
00:53:47Makasih lo!
00:53:51Yo!
00:53:53Ayo!
00:53:55Apa lagi sih?
00:53:57Papain lo pake cuci.
00:53:59Mau nyembunyuin apa lagi lo?
00:54:01Oh Allah.
00:54:05Apa lagi?
00:54:07Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti? Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Nggak usah ngilas lagi. Daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:15Rata.
00:54:17Apa-apaan sih ini?
00:54:19Nih.
00:54:21Menantu kesayangan ibu.
00:54:23Tuh ada ibu.
00:54:25Bilang ke sana.
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:29Gue tuh ngomong habis di Broto.
00:54:31Ngomong apa?
00:54:33Ibu ngomong.
00:54:35Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:37Kamu jangan nuduh.
00:54:39Punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telpon? Anton.
00:54:43Nggak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:45Udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:49Satunya lagi.
00:54:51Nomor yang gue enggak tahu.
00:54:53Ibu tahu dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:55Dan nomor yang satu itu sering telpon siapa tahu.
00:54:57Tuh ada mas tuh.
00:54:59Apa iya yuk.
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku.
00:55:11Aku enggak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:12Aku jaduh sama kamu.
00:55:13Aku jaduh merasaan ibu.
00:55:15Terus karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:18Baiklah.
00:55:19Gue ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau nggak?
00:55:23Eh, celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan gue.
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue.
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:35Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih.
00:55:39Dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:50Ayo.
00:55:51Ayo.
00:55:52Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang mongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani nggak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:12Tentang A-nya.
00:56:14Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:16Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:19Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:25Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:28Tengah, wah.
00:56:30Tengah, wah.
00:56:31Lalu juga pergi dengan aku.
00:56:32Tengahnya.
00:56:33Tengah, wah.
00:56:34Tengah, wah.
00:56:35Tengah, wah.
00:56:36Tengah.
00:56:37Zengah, ya.
00:56:38Tengah, wah.
00:56:39Tengah.
00:56:41Tengah.
00:56:42Your father, your father,
00:56:44Hadesu Tejo,
00:56:46who make all your business be able to do it.
00:56:48There are still a lot of people
00:56:50that you can ask me to help.
00:56:55You have a good daughter,
00:56:57beautiful,
00:56:58beautiful,
00:56:59and still you are still alive.
00:57:01You idiot!
00:57:03You idiot!
00:57:05Did you hear me?
00:57:08You idiot!
00:57:09You idiot!
00:57:11What?
00:57:15Ayu,
00:57:18Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas?
00:57:24Ibu tahu?
00:57:26Ayu selalu sama Dimas,
00:57:28Ibu tahu?
00:57:29Gila, kan?
00:57:30Dia lagi ngeluh luar di Masih?
00:57:31Ya, kamu lupa-lupa, kan, Ibu!
00:57:33Next time, I will call Dimas here, to explain everything.
00:57:49I don't want to call Dimas. If I want to go now, let's go.
00:57:55There's no way to go.
00:57:57All right, I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:03Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:07Do you want to call Dimas?
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:11There's no way to call Dimas.
00:58:14Before everything will be explained.
00:58:17Let's go again.
00:58:20In the morning, you will sleep with me.
00:58:26While at night, you will think about what you will make tomorrow.
00:58:33I don't want.
00:58:43Your mother's family is sick.
00:58:47How much is it?
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih?
01:02:31Repot.
01:02:34Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat loh.
01:02:37Enggak, enggak, enggak usah, enggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Yan?
01:02:45Eh, kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:55Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:55Anak badan, ya?
01:03:05Ya udah, istirahat aja.
01:03:07Kamu pasti dengar, ya.
01:03:08Aku takut, ya.
01:03:08Ya.
01:03:09Kamu pasti dengar gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:12Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anak berantem.
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:22Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:25Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak, ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur.
01:03:36Maka kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:46Ya, wis.
01:03:48Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih, ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:04:06Terima kasih.
01:04:37Ada apa sih, Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget.
01:04:40Udah nanti.
01:04:41Masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu.
01:04:51Eh, Mas.
01:04:52Sehat.
01:04:58Mas Mambang.
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih, Lombang?
01:05:03Yan.
01:05:04Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng lho.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:11Belum.
01:05:13Eh, tadi ibu tua masuk sini.
01:05:17Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya,
01:05:22kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:25Aduh.
01:05:26Aduh.
01:05:27Ya itu, Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh.
01:05:32Kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai,
01:05:36aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita.
01:05:49Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh, Mas.
01:05:52Tabungan aku.
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya di sini.
01:05:55Yalah.
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Brota.
01:06:09Kamu duluan?
01:06:10Dia aja duluan.
01:06:12Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih, Mas?
01:06:14Kepatut, Lu.
01:06:15Ayo, Mas.
01:06:17Stop, Brota.
01:06:17Aku aja yang jelasin ya, Ibu.
01:06:34Brota emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:38Nih.
01:06:39Ini masalahnya.
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pingin kalah.
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:47Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:02Eh, beneran.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:12Eh, Ibu.
01:07:16Sekarang nih.
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:22Bodoh aneh.
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:25Getah tolong.
01:07:26Kesampah.
01:07:27Nikahin aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:31Rencana.
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:37Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Munafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikir deh gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:41Lo lebih sudi dari gue.
01:07:42Iya.
01:07:42Mas, mas nurut.
01:07:43Eh, anjingnya mau gak lo.
01:07:49Dimas.
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:07:57Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:09Dan ternyata...
01:08:11Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu...
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol.
01:08:23Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:29Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:34Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:36Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:37Mas.
01:08:37Mas.
01:08:44Dimas.
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi...
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:06Cuma bedanya...
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah.
01:09:15Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:15Shh.
01:09:17Dan diam.
01:09:20Ibu udah denger semuanya.
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:30Dan lo...
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo.
01:09:34Dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:35Enggak perlu disuruh.
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:42Bagus.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:45Ini enggak bener kayak begini.
01:09:46Mas.
01:09:46Sumpah demi Allah.
01:09:47Aku enggak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:50Lo denger.
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:55Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:58Janik, kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:05Aku dipamil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:10Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai...
01:10:23Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pakai uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:29Ya.
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:37Ya?
01:10:39Yani...
01:10:40Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:47Kalau urusan janji setia...
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh...
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:56Seperti kata...
01:10:58Glenn Bradley.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:09Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Mas Bambang.
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pakai senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya.
01:11:45Eh bu?
01:11:46Ya udah, Yanni kebelakangan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Nanti?
01:11:54Ya bu.
01:11:55Ya sih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenarnya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:11:59Aku tuh mau kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:17Iya.
01:12:18Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:21Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mbak Ayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka ngecet aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:32Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:49Udah stop aku cut sampai disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu.
01:12:54Mbak Ayu ngecet aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:57Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:02Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mbak.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:07Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak.
01:13:10Ini yang chat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gue situ dihapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:21Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayu.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:31Aku.
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota Bu.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:38Anak perukun ibu ya.
01:13:39Ibu saya.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini.
01:13:47Ini karena ibu saya sama kamu.
01:13:49Makanya.
01:13:51Makanya.
01:13:52Ibu mau biar.
01:13:53Biar ini jelas.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:13:55Ya ibu.
01:13:56Ya ibu.
01:13:56Ibu.
01:13:56Ibu.
01:13:57Ibu.
01:13:58Ibu.
01:13:59Ibu.
01:13:59Ibu.
01:14:00Ibu.
01:14:01Ibu.
01:14:02Ibu.
01:14:03Ibu.
01:14:09Ibu.
01:14:09Ibu.
01:14:09Hi, I'm still in the room.
01:14:25I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:39I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:55I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:59Hi, Zayang.
01:15:29Kamu yang sama ya, Zayang.
01:15:40Abis ini udah ga akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:59Engga, ini ga bener.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:06Dimas!
01:16:07Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu di depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi ga ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu tau ngomong apa? Kamu tuh ga tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Mbak Ayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:29Aku ga butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:36Karis, aku ga butuh ini semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:50Hah?
01:16:51Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu, itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:27Bu.
01:17:44Aku memang sama sendiri.
01:17:47I have never had a Chi-Bash-Shi-Apa.
01:17:56I have had a Chi-Bash-Shi-Apa.
01:18:06Huh?
01:18:08Huh?
01:18:10Huh?
01:18:12Huh?
01:18:14Huh?
01:18:16Huh?
01:18:22Aku selalu percaya
01:18:26Semua terjadi
01:18:30Dengan tujuan
01:18:32Kamu dan aku
01:18:38Bukan kebetulan
01:18:42Kamu dan aku
01:18:46Adalah takdir
01:18:52Kamu dan aku
01:18:56Adalah satu
01:18:58Aku cinta kamu
01:19:02Proto
01:19:04Dulu
01:19:06Sekarang
01:19:08Dan selamanya
01:19:10Selamanya
01:19:12Kedira
01:19:14Kedira
01:19:16Kayu
01:19:18ει
01:19:20Juga
01:19:22Tungjewa
01:19:24Tungjewa
01:19:26Tungjewa
01:19:28Tungjewa
01:19:30Tungjewa
01:19:32Tungjewa
01:19:34Tungjewa
01:19:36Mas Bama, Masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:54Loh?
01:19:56Mas Bama?
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01:20:08Tampuni Hai...
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