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Wait with Me (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Thank you so much.
00:00:30It's not porn, it is best selling entertainment.
00:01:00It's not porn, it's not porn.
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00:02:29you were in here yesterday too right and the day before okay what's the problem
00:02:38did management send you in here oh no no I'm just the baker
00:02:43Betty the baker you do the cookies yes I make the cookies the scones holy cow
00:02:50those scones are delicious do you really think so oh yes have you tried the
00:02:55danishes I haven't seen the danishes I usually get here around 10 they must be
00:02:59owned by 10 oh well that's a good sign I think so too good for you Betty well how
00:03:07many days have you been in here is there something terribly wrong with your car I
00:03:12bet they could get you a rental actually I'm not really a writer Betty can you
00:03:19keep a secret I'm here with corporate we've been worried about the service in
00:03:24this branch so they sent me here to scope things out for a few weeks well I'd
00:03:27never heard any complaints before but you wouldn't it's all very internal but
00:03:34I'm gonna need you to keep my presence here quiet that's okay mom's the word
00:03:39thank you for your discretion we aren't worried about you at all
00:03:46that's okay I'm gonna need an oil change yes but you're my friend and you'll do anything for me I need your car so I don't blow my cover I lied to an old lady I'm in deep
00:03:53this is so desperate it doesn't matter what matters is that I've got my writing mojo back and I'm not giving it up
00:04:00why don't you just find a back entrance instead of borrowing every neighbor's car
00:04:07you never thought of that this deadline has me freaked out okay no whatever
00:04:14wait you don't need my car
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00:05:38Oh shit are you okay oh my god my computer
00:05:52okay it's not cracked but will it boot oh rookie mistake this is what I get for not backing it
00:06:03pop oh okay oh hey are you hurt
00:06:15you uh you work here I do I'm a mechanic were you getting a service
00:06:41yes then what brings you back here completed cars are out front these back doors are the
00:06:52employee entrance right I um was coming out for a smoke great can I bum one weren't you just
00:07:02fake smoking licorice you saw that yes before my triumphant fall I saw something that looked
00:07:10like a make-believe cloud of cherry smoke floating all around you I quit smoking three months ago
00:07:18licorice helps doesn't hurt maybe hurts the ego how macho is it to fake smoke candy
00:07:25my ego is never in danger babe well with book boyfriend arms like that it's no wonder
00:07:32book boyfriend book boyfriend the leading man in a romance novel that readers claim ownership of
00:07:39because he doesn't likely exist in the real world basically the ideal man I haven't heard of that
00:07:46before I take it you're into books or something or something and it doesn't surprise me you've never
00:07:55heard of it you're not my demo what if you're my demo well we won't know that until the end
00:08:10the library like I told you in my text bullshit you smell like coffee and rubber so known as freedom you actually went back to the tire depot
00:08:34Kate come on they're gonna call the cops on you for what stealing complimentary coffee and cookies come on that's not a thing but loitering is
00:08:46you think they'd really do that anyway I found a back entrance no more barbaring cars oh that's even better skulking in and out of side entrances brilliant I don't care Lindsey I found my words at the TD and I'll be the
00:09:04and I'm not letting go until I'm done.
00:09:05The TD?
00:09:06Tiger Depot, it's such a mouthful.
00:09:09You know what's a mouthful?
00:09:11Risen.
00:09:12This is a crutch, Kate.
00:09:14You've gotta see that.
00:09:16Who cares?
00:09:17I couldn't write a thing before I went there.
00:09:18And writing is what keeps me in this posh townhouse
00:09:21on the outskirts of beautiful Boulder.
00:09:23If I want to continue being this stunning creature
00:09:25living the high life, I have to follow the vibe.
00:09:27And the vibe is strong at Tire Depot.
00:09:30Can we stop dancing around what's really going on here?
00:09:34Watch yourself.
00:09:35That is luxury reclaimed barn wood.
00:09:37This is about your ex?
00:09:41Who happens to still live with you?
00:09:43He's gone for the summer.
00:09:45That is hardly living together.
00:09:47And as soon as he gets back, I'm not budging.
00:09:49We're playing this game of chicken
00:09:51and there's no way I'm letting that entitled fucker
00:09:53take this house.
00:09:55So even though you can't write in it,
00:09:56you want to fight for the house with no vibe?
00:09:59That's irrelevant.
00:10:00There's no way in hell I'm moving.
00:10:02I have to write a follow-up bestseller.
00:10:05That is no small feat.
00:10:07I live next door to my best friend.
00:10:09You don't want me to move out, do you?
00:10:11No.
00:10:12What?
00:10:14It looks like a letter from Tire Depot.
00:10:17They figured it out?
00:10:18Stop being so dramatic.
00:10:20Have they ever mailed you something before?
00:10:21No.
00:10:22Oh my god, what if this is the moment I feared?
00:10:24They might be taking my mojo away.
00:10:27Dear Miss Smith, we have taken notice of your enjoyment
00:10:29of our customer waiting area.
00:10:31Read it.
00:10:33An invoice for refreshments?
00:10:36Holy shit!
00:10:38How do they know?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:41$180 for lattes and cookies.
00:10:42Kate, how many did you eat?
00:10:44I don't eat lunch!
00:10:45Wait a damn minute.
00:10:49What?
00:10:50This has danishes here.
00:10:51Okay.
00:10:52I have never had a danish there in my life.
00:10:54You haven't.
00:10:55I'm being punked.
00:11:01Dean!
00:11:09Okay, here's a plan.
00:11:10I'm going to kneel here, you knock on the door, when he opens it, jump punch.
00:11:15Kate!
00:11:16What if he didn't do it?
00:11:17I mean, that's so extreme.
00:11:18Surely he has a punch to the balls out coming for something.
00:11:19He's a mountain man whore.
00:11:20They always have it coming.
00:11:21Why are you so mature?
00:11:22You're a dick, and I know that fake invoice was from you.
00:11:23Nice to see you too, Kate.
00:11:24Just be grateful she didn't junk punch you.
00:11:25I saved you from that.
00:11:26Thanks, Linz.
00:11:27How'd you know it was me?
00:11:28The letterhead was too perfect.
00:11:29And I know you know how to use Photoshop.
00:11:30You should try to suck more.
00:11:31How about you?
00:11:32I'm sorry.
00:11:33Why are you so mature?
00:11:34I'm sorry.
00:11:35I'm sorry.
00:11:36I'm sorry.
00:11:37I'm sorry.
00:11:38I'm sorry.
00:11:39I'm sorry.
00:11:40I'm sorry.
00:11:41You're a dick, and I know that fake invoice was from you.
00:11:44Nice to see you too, Kate.
00:11:45Just be grateful she didn't junk punch you.
00:11:46I saved you from that.
00:11:47Thanks, Linz.
00:11:48How'd you know it was me?
00:11:50The letterhead was too perfect.
00:11:52And I know you know how to use Photoshop.
00:11:54You should try to suck more.
00:11:56Oh, that is the first time I've heard that.
00:11:59You should have seen her, Dane.
00:12:00I thought she was going to start crying when she saw that letterhead.
00:12:03Look, I tried to get you to come check out my co-working space.
00:12:06We've got coffee and donuts there too, you know?
00:12:08Eh, those aren't my people.
00:12:10Not my vibe.
00:12:12And your vibe is this tire shop.
00:12:15You gotta see it to believe it, man.
00:12:17If you find your vibe somewhere, you have to fight for it.
00:12:21Tire Depot is to me what Fanny Braun was to John Keats.
00:12:25Poetry in motion, man.
00:12:28Okay, you sound like a lunatic.
00:12:30What if you could work better and faster elsewhere?
00:12:34You'd have more time to hike, bang chicks, prank your friends, buy more plaid trousers.
00:12:41Oh, you been noticing my slacks, Kate?
00:12:44No, and don't change the subject.
00:12:46I feel like a fucking champion when I'm blasting out words and sitting next to some gal who's wasting her life on social media.
00:12:53It's a real morale boost for Mercedes Lee Love Letter.
00:12:56And I still can't believe you hit a bestseller list with that pen name.
00:12:59My readers get me.
00:13:01They'd have to.
00:13:04So you're going back there tomorrow?
00:13:05Hells yeah.
00:13:06This smut won't write itself.
00:13:08I have two large pizzas, parmesan breadsticks, a pound of boneless wings, and three dipping sauces.
00:13:17Mercedes Lee Love Letter, I have two large pizzas, parmesan breadsticks, a pound of boneless wings, and three dipping sauces.
00:13:39Claim it now or it's going in the trash.
00:13:41I'm Mercedes.
00:13:42I've been calling your name for like five minutes.
00:13:45Well, I didn't order a pizza.
00:13:47I don't care.
00:13:55Fucking whore.
00:14:00I'm trying to keep a low profile.
00:14:04Everyone is staring at me.
00:14:06I'm fucking mortified.
00:14:08Laughing so fucking hard.
00:14:12You interrupted my anal scene.
00:14:15I was in the zone.
00:14:17Wheezing on the floor.
00:14:21How do you have time for this?
00:14:23Don't you have a book to write?
00:14:28Best 53 bucks I ever spent.
00:14:38You're back.
00:14:39I had an issue with one of my tires.
00:14:47Which car?
00:14:51I drive the Cadillac SRX.
00:15:04A Cadillac?
00:15:05Isn't that kind of an old lady car?
00:15:06It is not an old lady car.
00:15:08It is a luxury SUV and it is wonderful.
00:15:12Well, if you have that kind of money you should look into a Lexus or a BMW.
00:15:17Much more sexy feel to the body.
00:15:20Well, maybe I don't want a sexy body feel.
00:15:24What's your name?
00:15:27My name is Mercedes.
00:15:28That's perfect.
00:15:29You'd look damn fine in a Mercedes.
00:15:34What do you drive?
00:15:36An Indian motorcycle.
00:15:38Why am I not surprised?
00:15:39Am I that predictable?
00:15:40More predictable than my old lady car.
00:15:42Well, it's nice to officially meet you Mercedes.
00:15:49I'm Miles Hudson.
00:15:54Now tell me why you're really here.
00:15:56Would some leftover pizza keep you quiet?
00:16:01I might buy you some time.
00:16:04Time is all I need.
00:16:06You're serious?
00:16:07Super serious.
00:16:08Very well, Mercedes.
00:16:10I'll leave you be.
00:16:11For now.
00:16:13See you around the water cooler, Miles.
00:16:27You haven't noticed that hot redhead in the comfort center, have you?
00:16:33Nope.
00:16:34Was she there today?
00:16:36Yeah, and yesterday.
00:16:38What was she doing?
00:16:40Just on her computer.
00:16:43So she's safe and ain't free Wi-Fi.
00:16:45Call the cops.
00:16:46We got a mooch on her hands.
00:16:48I don't get a mooch vibe from her.
00:16:50Mostly feels like...
00:16:52desperation.
00:16:56Now it all makes sense.
00:16:58You have a fetish for desperate girls, bro.
00:17:01I do not.
00:17:02Yes, you do.
00:17:03You like to save them?
00:17:04Save them.
00:17:05Be the gallant protector.
00:17:06Sweeps in.
00:17:07Guards them.
00:17:09This girl does not need saving.
00:17:11So...
00:17:13She's nothing like Jocelyn?
00:17:16Dude, I'm done with Joss.
00:17:18Can we please stop talking about her?
00:17:20You got dumped by your longtime sweetheart for some rich, ugly prick.
00:17:24That shit...
00:17:26sticks with you forever.
00:17:28What a sausage fest.
00:17:30Why do we live here again?
00:17:32Uh...
00:17:33Because my uncle's the manager.
00:17:35And no other boss would put up with our shit.
00:17:38And maybe that.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:41Definitely that.
00:18:12Hey, Justin.
00:18:14I'm gonna close up tonight, okay?
00:18:15Alright.
00:18:31Hey, Red.
00:18:36Mercedes?
00:18:42Shit, did I bust out?
00:18:45Yeah.
00:18:47Have you fainted before?
00:18:49Only when I don't eat.
00:18:51Why didn't you have a cookie or something?
00:18:55I feel bad eating all the cookies.
00:18:58Betty worked so hard on them.
00:19:01It's bad enough that I drink all the coffee.
00:19:04What's wrong?
00:19:05No one ever tells her how good those cookies are.
00:19:09I got here early so that I could try her danishes.
00:19:14And they were already gone.
00:19:16How crazy is that?
00:19:20Betty has to get up so early to make them fresh everyday
00:19:24and then people just gobble them up in seconds.
00:19:27I wonder if anyone appreciates her in her life.
00:19:31Do you know if she's married?
00:19:32Betty gets a hug for me every time I see her.
00:19:37The guys here love her baked goods.
00:19:40Really?
00:19:42Really.
00:19:44That's really sweet.
00:19:46I'm sorry.
00:19:48I get emotional when I'm hungry.
00:19:50You know how some people get hangry, I get amongry?
00:19:54Emotional and hungry?
00:19:55It's a thing.
00:19:57I got them to add it to Urban Dictionary.
00:19:58Well, let's get you something to eat then.
00:20:02Like pizza, not cookies.
00:20:03I love pizza.
00:20:05I know.
00:20:06I saw your shirt the other day.
00:20:08With the pizza?
00:20:09I love that shirt.
00:20:13Oh my god.
00:20:15I am probably bugging you.
00:20:19No, you're not.
00:20:20Please.
00:20:21I practically just fainted in your arms.
00:20:25We could not get any more book worthy if we tried.
00:20:28Mercedes, this isn't the first time I've had a girl faint at the side of me.
00:20:31Just feed me before you start reciting any more cheesy romance novel lines.
00:20:50I had to kill a guy for these.
00:20:51I hope you didn't get blood on them.
00:21:05Jesus, now what?
00:21:07Oh, come on.
00:21:08There was nothing sexy about that.
00:21:09I just stuffed my face with a breadstick.
00:21:11So, what are you so busy doing every day that you forget to eat?
00:21:20All I can say is that I was in the zone.
00:21:24You need to drink water.
00:21:26On a day that you didn't faint into my arms, you could have a beer first.
00:21:30But please, for my own sanity, will you drink some water first?
00:21:47Now, tell me what you're doing every day.
00:21:51Think of this as a safe space.
00:21:54Nothing will be held against you.
00:21:58And you've been doing this for over three weeks now?
00:22:01Basically.
00:22:03But why won't you tell me what you're writing?
00:22:06Because it weirds people out.
00:22:08I won't judge.
00:22:09You'll judge.
00:22:11Well, if you tell me you're writing the next Game of Thrones,
00:22:15we'll basically have to get married and live happily ever after.
00:22:18It's not the next Game of Thrones, but thank you for the most romantic proposal I've ever received.
00:22:25You get a lot of proposals?
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:30Only from guys with issues.
00:22:31I don't have issues.
00:22:32I don't have issues.
00:22:36Where were you born?
00:22:38Utah.
00:22:40What brought you here?
00:22:42Tech school.
00:22:44Did you know anyone when you moved out here?
00:22:47I followed this girl.
00:22:48What was she like?
00:22:52I don't want to talk about her.
00:22:54Yikes.
00:22:56Did I just stumble on a sore spot?
00:22:57Say the word and I'll stop.
00:22:58Word.
00:22:59Got it.
00:23:00No ex-girlfriend talk.
00:23:01I mean, I'm over her, but I just don't like to think about her.
00:23:06I totally get it.
00:23:08Douchebag ex-boyfriend over here.
00:23:16So what do you do when you're not working?
00:23:19I like to ride my motorcycle.
00:23:23Hike.
00:23:24Read.
00:23:25Occasionally I go to the lake.
00:23:27Hmm.
00:23:28Cool.
00:23:29Well, I'll make sure to go shopping for my Harley this weekend.
00:23:32You do that.
00:23:34Come on.
00:23:35Let's get you back to the shop before I start boring you with why you should get an Indian instead of a Harley.
00:23:40Oof.
00:23:41Mechanic talk.
00:23:42Sounds kinky.
00:24:10Sex appeal isn't created in a fancy gym with weights and treadmills.
00:24:25It's born in powerful grungy garages.
00:24:30Where men, real fucking men, work with their hands.
00:24:40Where they get so dirty they have to use special manly soap to clean themselves up.
00:24:47You can't find that shit at bath and body shop.
00:24:51This is pure fucking testosterone.
00:24:59Billionaire romance is out.
00:25:03Mechanic romance is in.
00:25:06So very in.
00:25:09So very in.
00:25:36Another week of work down.
00:25:47You are hyper focused.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:51I am.
00:25:52I got a new book idea today.
00:25:54I am.
00:25:55I got a new book idea today.
00:25:56That's cool.
00:25:57How do you use a new book idea today?
00:25:58I know.
00:25:59I am a new book idea today.
00:26:01I am.
00:26:02I am a new book idea today.
00:26:05a new book idea today any big plans for the weekend my buddy and i might go to the golden
00:26:12gate park tomorrow we try to camp and hit this great hiking trail there every summer
00:26:17sounds fun super masculine
00:26:21what about you oh i will probably do some more writing sounds exciting oh it is
00:26:29well you have a good weekend i have no idea why i just kissed you on the cheek
00:26:39that was really inappropriate no worries here endless dirty thoughts live rent-free in my mind
00:26:46i swear i'm usually a lot smoother than this don't worry your book boyfriend status is still very much
00:26:53secure see you monday mercedes see you at the coffee machine
00:27:07cheers what are you waiting for bro she tells you she has dirty thoughts and you don't think
00:27:18yeah i'm gonna tap no she's too cool for a random hookup then i'd have to see her every day in the
00:27:24comfort center it would be awkward wait you just don't go in there anymore after you bang her
00:27:30boom problem solved two i like seeing her
00:27:34oh my gosh thank you is that that same redhead
00:27:48yeah
00:27:52i'll visit you in jail what yeah when you get arrested for killing that guy i will visit you in jail
00:27:59dude i thought you were just friends with this girl i am wouldn't fucking cool it bro
00:28:10hey miles hey mercedes fancy seeing you here i thought you were going camping
00:28:18i thought you were writing girl needs a break sometimes i'll find a coffee shop tomorrow
00:28:25this is my buddy sam hey nice to meet you mercedes right mercedes well i will
00:28:38can i buy you a drink drink sounds good uh here take my spot i'm gonna go say hi to a friend he's the
00:28:47dj tonight thanks nice to meet you yeah you too what's your poison
00:29:05miles mercedes why haven't you asked me to hang out again since we had pizza together
00:29:12the entire depot seems safer safer meaning that i won't run into you and break my computer again
00:29:24something like that so what are your plans really tonight you're just hanging out with sam
00:29:31or are you guys on the hunt on the hunt for tail
00:29:35one night stand that gets really awkward in the morning because she wants to make you pancakes
00:29:42but you would rather chew your arm off and sneak out before she wakes up something like that
00:29:49i could tell that about you how it's my business
00:29:57so what's your type who draws your eye what are we working with here i don't know
00:30:05what are you doing brunettes i guess my ex was a blonde no more blondes brunettes it is
00:30:14let's see not my friend lindsay she already dated my friend dean and it was so awkward for months
00:30:22after what about her
00:30:27nah i try to avoid packs there's always one friend who cock blocks one friend who tries to steal the guy
00:30:33and one friend who sluts shames the other two man girls can be mean you're telling me
00:30:43what about you why aren't you on the hunt you said you're over your ex right oh i totally am
00:30:50he is vile and your friend dean isn't a prospect
00:30:54no way he is my neighbor and he reminds me of my brother
00:31:01uh-huh
00:31:03you know what you're right miles i should totally find a random hookup tonight
00:31:08well i never said anything about random well you're doing it so why can't i
00:31:12you don't seem like the random type well maybe i should be
00:31:29can i tell you a secret miles
00:31:33you can tell me anything mercedes
00:31:35my writing makes me horny i'm sorry what i'm serious i have a sex toy that works really fast and
00:31:48really well but sometimes i just miss the heat of a man you know not really i'm the heat of a woman
00:31:57you might have to elaborate with great detail you asked for it
00:32:12the heat of a woman is so much more than temperature
00:32:18it's her soft sensual curves the way that your fingers dig into the meat of her thighs when she's
00:32:24wrapped around you the delicate little bumps on her rib cage when she's throwing her head back in
00:32:30pleasure tight little nipples and pillows of creamy softness the fact that you could fold your body
00:32:40around her and envelop her almost entirely and still want more
00:32:45that kind of heat
00:32:55you're totally right erotica
00:33:00damn it i didn't want you to know why not what's the big secret because it'll change the way that you
00:33:09look at me how so you'll either think that i'm some kind of sex freak or you'll be embarrassed
00:33:16by what i do and not want to tell anyone are you joking well your buddy doesn't count he's probably a
00:33:22hornball i mean anyone that is important to you
00:33:28it's a big reason why my ex and i broke up he asked me to lie to his family about what i did for a
00:33:33living what a fucker yes but i read some really kinky shit it's not exactly easy to tell your grandma about
00:33:42i would tell my grandma about you you would not i fucking would grandmas hate me my grandma hates
00:33:50me she's really religious and every time that i come home she tries to arrange for a meeting with me
00:33:55and her priest she thinks that i need an intervention or an exorcism or something i'm sorry that's not
00:34:02funny it's kind of funny come with me
00:34:14where are we going calling my grandma no miles are you insane it's after midnight she loves me i'm her
00:34:19favorite okay okay we'll call my sister miles what are you doing too late
00:34:26oh hello make i want to ask you a question why is it so loud miles how is it possible for you to call
00:34:37both me from 500 miles away big brother intuition just asked your question okay so i met this girl
00:34:44she's super hot grubs miles sorry okay so she writes sexy books like that's her job dirty kinky
00:34:53shit i think and she was saying that grandmothers hated her and i said our grandma would be totally
00:34:58into it true or false duh grams is a freak totally true so who is this girl i want to read her stuff
00:35:11i'll find out but i'll call you back mate don't fuck that dude tonight
00:35:16what happened what did i say
00:35:35Mercedes what are we doing i don't know i just kissed you i guess yes you did and as hot as that was
00:35:44we have to stop right we're in public
00:35:50i like you Mercedes but i'm not in the position to like someone right now wait what
00:35:58after everything that you just said with your sister
00:36:05got it well i'm sorry to put you through such a difficult situation
00:36:08Mercedes wait i don't want things to be weird
00:36:14well you shouldn't have flirted with me then see you around miles
00:36:27why are you here oh my god what is that horrible smell
00:36:37it's nothing wait wait is that a tire-scented candle
00:36:41no
00:36:41no
00:36:43stop it you're gonna make me so whack so much more
00:36:46let go so i can see what you're hiding no kate hello
00:36:56don't stop on my account oh burnt rubber scented soy candle
00:37:01i can't believe this is a thing
00:37:03jesus h you got it bad kate i know
00:37:08can't write a damn word and all i want to do is go back to tire depot then go
00:37:12oh so you kissed him and he turns you down big deal what are you in the seventh grade
00:37:19go back to the tire depot she has a point kate it'll be awkward for a day three tops he'll probably
00:37:24stay in the garage and ignore you you're right my house smells like shit now too
00:37:34fine i'll go back but only because burnt rubber is not the same as new rubber
00:37:38so we rotate and balance the tires but the rattling sound that you were
00:37:45hearing
00:37:51so
00:37:53so
00:37:59so
00:38:05so
00:38:07How's the book coming?
00:38:28Coming along.
00:38:30This is the point in the story where I rip the couple apart
00:38:33and ruin everything they thought they knew about each other.
00:38:36Ouch.
00:38:38Can't they just be happy?
00:38:40What's dramatic about happy?
00:38:42My readers like the pain, the torture.
00:38:47Makes them make up sex that much better.
00:38:51You know, my sister texted me.
00:38:54She asked for your full author name so she could look you up.
00:38:57Really?
00:38:58I warned you.
00:38:59We are a family full of readers.
00:39:05You're gonna laugh.
00:39:06I was drunk when I came up with it.
00:39:11My full pen name is Mercedes Lee Love Letter.
00:39:15What's your real last name?
00:39:22It's Smith.
00:39:26Also, I write a lot of BDSM.
00:39:28So does this mean we don't have to be awkward?
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:38Friends.
00:39:39Good.
00:39:40Because as a friend, I was wondering if you might be able to help me with some research for my next book.
00:39:46What did you have in mind?
00:39:48I'm here to throw your leg over, but don't let your ankles touch this area here.
00:39:53Got it?
00:39:53It'll make me feel better if you wear it.
00:40:02It'll protect you a little.
00:40:09Okay, get on.
00:40:10Okay, you ready?
00:40:24Ready.
00:40:25Woo!
00:40:26Woo!
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:28Woo!
00:40:29Woo!
00:40:30Woo!
00:40:31Woo!
00:40:32Woo!
00:40:45I thought that was incredible.
00:41:15You weren't scared?
00:41:17No.
00:41:18Was I supposed to be?
00:41:19My ex hated this thing.
00:41:20Your ex is a fool.
00:41:22I mean, I understand that motorcycles are dangerous,
00:41:24but the danger is what makes it exciting.
00:41:27You took the words right out of my mouth.
00:41:29Unfortunately, my ex liked a different kind of danger.
00:41:34Do you want to tell me what you mean by that,
00:41:36or do you want to say a word again?
00:41:39My ex loved the cheating kind of danger.
00:41:43Yikes.
00:41:46It wasn't just one guy.
00:41:47That's the hardest part.
00:41:49How you can bald face lie to someone you care about,
00:41:52that's not the fun kind of danger for me.
00:41:54Not at all.
00:41:58I'm so sorry.
00:42:00It's fine.
00:42:01I blame myself for not walking away sooner.
00:42:04She made me a jealous head case with baggage for days.
00:42:09Yeah.
00:42:11Jealousy is the worst.
00:42:13Although, I will tell you, from a writer's standpoint,
00:42:17readers love a possessive man.
00:42:19Is that right?
00:42:19So I should be thanking my ex for making me a possessive asshole?
00:42:22God, no.
00:42:23She sounds like too much of an asshole to get any credit for the man you are today.
00:42:29Well, your ex sounded like an asshole too.
00:42:31I still can't believe he made you lie about your job to his family.
00:42:34Right?
00:42:36Why did we ever date them?
00:42:38I ask myself that all the time.
00:42:46I guess you could say that if we didn't go through all that,
00:42:49then we might not be here, enjoying this awesome view.
00:42:56You're missing something really beautiful.
00:42:59No, I'm not.
00:43:04I can't figure you out, Myles.
00:43:08I can't figure me out either.
00:43:21How's it gone?
00:43:26No way.
00:43:27You just finished?
00:43:28I just finished.
00:43:31Congratulations, Mercedes.
00:43:33Couldn't have done it without you, Myles.
00:43:35We should celebrate.
00:43:36Buy you a drink?
00:43:37Actually, I'm having a little The End party at my house on Friday.
00:43:42Want to come by?
00:43:44I'd love to.
00:43:45Great.
00:43:55Don't forget to call me Mercedes tonight.
00:43:57Mercedes!
00:43:58Woo!
00:43:59See?
00:44:00Hi, everyone!
00:44:01Woo!
00:44:02Mercedes is doing a keg stand to celebrate finishing her bunk!
00:44:05What?
00:44:06No way!
00:44:07Mercedes is not doing a keg stand because you made me buy that shitty IPA.
00:44:11Mercedes likes light beer and complimentary coffee and running sex pants!
00:44:16Yeah!
00:44:17Woo!
00:44:18And hard and fast wall sex!
00:44:20Yes!
00:44:21Woo!
00:44:22And a formal scene where a guy takes off a girl's panties and fingers them in his tuxedo pocket all night long!
00:44:28That was really specific for you!
00:44:29Miles!
00:44:30I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:44:31Uh, I'm gonna follow that guy.
00:44:33Uh, I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:44:34Uh, I'm gonna follow that guy.
00:44:35I'm Lindsay.
00:44:36Best friend and, uh, neighbor.
00:44:38There's my tiki bar over there.
00:44:39Can I get you something to drink?
00:44:40I'm Miles.
00:44:41Thanks.
00:44:42I'm good for now.
00:44:43Okay.
00:44:44I'm gonna follow those guys.
00:44:45Bye.
00:44:46Can we go somewhere and talk?
00:44:47Sure.
00:44:48dalej
00:44:55Can we go somewhere and talk?
00:45:00Sure.
00:45:10Sure.
00:45:24You have a roommate?
00:45:28Kind of.
00:45:30So it's a guy?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:34It figures.
00:45:36It's not that Dean guy, right?
00:45:38You said he's your neighbor?
00:45:40He is my neighbor.
00:45:42It's not Dean.
00:45:44Then who is it?
00:45:46No one.
00:45:48I'm sorry, I should just go.
00:45:50My roommate is gay.
00:45:56Seriously?
00:45:58And he's out of town for the summer, so...
00:46:02Why are you acting like this?
00:46:06I thought you only wanted to be friends.
00:46:14It's a lot harder than I thought it would be.
00:46:22What can I do to help?
00:46:24I'm overprotective.
00:46:26I'm overbearing.
00:46:28Arrogant.
00:46:30Okay.
00:46:32Pretty much everything I do is in the extreme.
00:46:34I try not to be jealous, I do.
00:46:36She...
00:46:38I'm not her.
00:46:40I know you're not her.
00:46:42I just really need you to not do things to make me jealous.
00:46:44Why?
00:46:46Because it will make me want to fuck you so you don't ever want to look at another guy again.
00:46:56Prove it.
00:46:58I hope you know what you're asking for, Red.
00:47:00Well, that's probably what I'm asking for.
00:47:02I'm done.
00:47:04Wait for me, don't I have to keep the hat on the floor?
00:47:06I'm sure I'll have to keep the hat on the floor, and you can't get it, problem.
00:47:08I'm gonna get it on the floor.
00:47:10I'll get back on the floor.
00:47:12I'm gonna get the hat on the floor.
00:47:14I'm gonna get you.
00:47:16I'm gonna be so sorry.
00:47:18I'll get you then.
00:47:19I won the floor.
00:47:21You're not getting this back.
00:47:45Jesus, fuck.
00:47:46How are you real?
00:47:51How are you real?
00:48:21Oh, you're a dirty girl, Mercedes.
00:48:26Oh, yes.
00:48:29I like your rough hands on my body.
00:48:33See how hot we look together.
00:48:39I had to talk dirty through what you did the other night.
00:48:42I love you when you put your finger in my mouth like that.
00:48:50Oh, God.
00:48:58Mercedes.
00:48:59Sure, thief.
00:49:15Sure, thief.
00:49:15I've been looking for this shirt for ten minutes.
00:49:34Are you in a pancake mood or cut your arm off and run with?
00:49:39I could eat.
00:49:41Go sit down.
00:49:45I feel like I need to tell you that I didn't come here last night to do that.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:06I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:50:09It was really good.
00:50:11Fucking great, actually.
00:50:12It was, wasn't it?
00:50:13But I just want you to know that wasn't my plan.
00:50:18Is this the part where you tell me that you're not in a position to like someone again?
00:50:21Maybe.
00:50:25It's fine.
00:50:28It is?
00:50:31This is no big deal, Miles.
00:50:33We had sex.
00:50:35You didn't ask me to go study.
00:50:37I'm not getting this twisted up.
00:50:42So you're good with this?
00:50:44Just being casual?
00:50:46Yeah.
00:50:48I'm a workaholic, so it's not like I have time to devote to a boyfriend.
00:50:51Though I might need your help with some book research.
00:51:00Book research?
00:51:01I thought you were done.
00:51:03Oh, how little you know about writing.
00:51:06Tire Depot was the easy stuff.
00:51:09I want help with the bedroom stuff.
00:51:13You write erotic novels.
00:51:15What more could you need to know?
00:51:16Okay, so for my new book, I want to write from a dual point of view.
00:51:23So one chapter will be in the female voice, and the next chapter will be in the male voice, and I'll alternate between the two.
00:51:30I know what dual point of view is, Mercedes.
00:51:33Okay, sorry.
00:51:34So, I'm going to need your help getting into the mind of a man.
00:51:43Should we start now?
00:51:44I'd hate to see your education suffer.
00:51:46Actually, since we're sticking with this whole friends with benefits thing, I was wondering if you could help me with a little project first.
00:51:59Like a naked kind of project?
00:52:02I mean, you can be naked if you want to, but it might not be safe.
00:52:06Could you help me move my roommate's shit downstairs and into a moving pod?
00:52:16Absolutely.
00:52:18Friends have to earn their benefits sometimes.
00:52:23Thanks.
00:52:24Oh my god, Hannah.
00:52:26I have entered into a casual friends with benefits situation with a mechanic from Tire Depot who thinks my name is Mercedes.
00:52:33Wait, this is actually happening to you?
00:52:35Like in real life?
00:52:35Yes!
00:52:36And I like him way more than just a friend, so I'm in crisis mode.
00:52:40What do I do?
00:52:41Besides phone him every chance you get?
00:52:43Yeah, I mean, my alter ego's taking the reins here.
00:52:46I fully understand.
00:52:47And I've kind of been avoiding him this week to sort of play cool so that he doesn't know that I like him.
00:52:52Which you do.
00:52:53Yes, but I don't want him to know that.
00:52:55I mean, is this relationship worth me telling him my real name, or is it just sex?
00:52:59Are you done?
00:53:00I could use some sage advice here.
00:53:02Listen to me.
00:53:04Here's what you're going to do.
00:53:05You are going to go camping.
00:53:08Camping?
00:53:09Camping.
00:53:11Why?
00:53:12Kate Outdoors, you guys love that shit.
00:53:14Just tell him it's for book research and you need his help.
00:53:16Ooh, that's good because I actually used that excuse.
00:53:19Perfect.
00:53:20You're going to be adorable and fumbling and not know how to cast a fishing pole and he's going to realize how much fun it is to go camping and get to fuck in a tent.
00:53:29By the end of the trip, you'll know if you need to fish or cut bait.
00:53:32Hmm.
00:53:33You should be a writer.
00:53:34Oh.
00:53:35Hannah, this is good.
00:53:36You're a genius.
00:53:37I'm going camping.
00:53:39Just let me know where I have the pizza delivered to.
00:53:41Ha ha, bish.
00:53:42Hey, Kate.
00:53:43You here for a cronut?
00:53:44You know it.
00:53:45It's going to be a hot minute before the new badge is ready, but go ahead and take a number and we'll bring them right out.
00:53:49I'll take two and a cup of coffee.
00:53:51You got it.
00:53:56My dick misses you.
00:53:58Your dick is insatiable.
00:54:00Are you dry-hoping me?
00:54:01Uh-huh.
00:54:03Tell me what you're thinking.
00:54:05I want you naked and in a bed now.
00:54:08How are the words flowing?
00:54:10Not as good as the other night.
00:54:11You are soaking wet.
00:54:16Oh, my God.
00:54:17You're at the bakery.
00:54:18I could think of something else I'd rather be eating.
00:54:21Let me take care of you.
00:54:25OMG, you're filthy.
00:54:28Says the smart writer.
00:54:33Feeling inspired?
00:54:355,000 words in three hours.
00:54:38It's Tire Depot magic right there.
00:54:42Maybe it's Miles Hudson magic.
00:54:48Oh, Jesus.
00:54:52Say hi, Dean.
00:54:55I was literally standing there for almost five minutes.
00:54:57I'm reading my texts.
00:54:59So, what is so important that you had to see me?
00:55:05I don't know what you mean.
00:55:06We do this every week.
00:55:09Yeah.
00:55:10You've never texted me three times the day of to make sure that I was coming.
00:55:14I take cronauts very seriously.
00:55:17Dean.
00:55:22I saw his truck outside your place a couple nights ago.
00:55:26Whose truck?
00:55:27Miles.
00:55:28Who else?
00:55:30How do you know it was his truck?
00:55:32Because I don't know any other guys in Boulder who would drive a beastly vehicle like that.
00:55:36Oh, my God.
00:55:38You're such a snob.
00:55:40So, he spent the night?
00:55:42What, did you come back and check in the morning?
00:55:46Maybe.
00:55:48Stop worrying.
00:55:50We're just fooling around.
00:55:52It's nothing serious.
00:55:53See, that is exactly what I'm worried about.
00:55:56The guy rejected you once already.
00:55:58Thank you for reminding me.
00:56:00Any guy that jerks you around like that is an idiot.
00:56:03He's not an idiot.
00:56:04He's a mechanic at a tire depot.
00:56:07How bright can he be?
00:56:08Are you kidding me?
00:56:09Hey, just calm down.
00:56:11Coming from a high school dropout.
00:56:14I got my GED.
00:56:16And I am self-educated.
00:56:18In what?
00:56:19Being an asshat?
00:56:21I surround myself with people who are inclusive and nonjudgmental because I have a weird job.
00:56:28I don't want judgy friends in my corner because that would make me a hypocrite.
00:56:32And Miles is so encouraging about what I do.
00:56:36More encouraging than you have ever been.
00:56:39And he's not dumb.
00:56:41At all.
00:56:42He's actually really fucking insightful.
00:56:44And you might see that if you quit looking down your nose at people.
00:56:50Don't go, Kate.
00:56:50No, I'm sorry.
00:56:51But if you're going to start acting like this, then I don't see how we can continue to be friends.
00:56:56Kate.
00:57:01I like you.
00:57:03Yeah, well, I liked you too until you started acting like a douche nozzle.
00:57:07No.
00:57:08I mean, I really like you.
00:57:12And I...
00:57:13Oh, shit.
00:57:14I don't think it's something I can ignore anymore.
00:57:16I mean...
00:57:18How long?
00:57:23A couple years.
00:57:25But I was with Lindsay and you were with that douchebag Dryston.
00:57:29Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:31I didn't want to be a rebound.
00:57:33You're hooking up with a guy who still doesn't even know your real name.
00:57:36How do you think that's going to end?
00:57:37He wants it casual, but I want the whole thing.
00:57:43The good, the bad, all of it.
00:57:47I'm sorry, Dean.
00:57:50But I just don't feel the same way.
00:57:55But you are one of my best friends and I don't want to change that.
00:58:02I need you to go.
00:58:04But why?
00:58:05We all have our own little places.
00:58:10And this is my tire depot.
00:58:13Please.
00:58:20I am sorry, Dean.
00:58:31Hey.
00:58:33Who's that?
00:58:35A carburetor.
00:58:38What does it do?
00:58:41Um, kind of a lot.
00:58:43Do you really want to know?
00:58:45Yes.
00:58:47Well, it mixes the proper ratio of gas and air inside of an engine for combustion to occur.
00:58:53Nowadays, most cars have fuel injectors, but the classics still run on these puppies.
00:58:59Interesting.
00:59:01It's kind of like how a candle needs oxygen to burn.
00:59:06Combustion of an engine can't take place without the air the carburetor brings in.
00:59:10Kind of like how an orgasm can't be achieved without friction.
00:59:21Sure.
00:59:22You could draw that parallel.
00:59:24I would like to draw that parallel as soon.
00:59:29Did you have something in mind?
00:59:30Watch your step up here.
00:59:39Smells so good.
00:59:41Miles, this is perfect.
00:59:43I didn't know girls could be this excited about camping.
00:59:46Well, don't judge a book by its cover, mister.
00:59:48Look, there's a path that leads right to the water.
00:59:53Perfect.
00:59:54Come on.
00:59:55We got work to do.
00:59:57Gotta set up camp.
01:00:10This looks brand new.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:12I just do a sleeping bag, usually.
01:00:15So you bought this for me?
01:00:16It's not only for you.
01:00:19This will save my knees big time.
01:00:23You are such a horny bastard.
01:00:25Says the smut writer.
01:00:26Mm-hmm.
01:00:37Seriously.
01:00:39Seriously.
01:00:41Take your shorts off.
01:00:46I figured you were thirsty.
01:00:51We've earned these.
01:00:53Yeah, camping is hard.
01:00:54Mountain air suits you.
01:01:06I'm just in a good mood.
01:01:08It's amazing how much nice her life is with no drama.
01:01:10Do you ever talk to your ex?
01:01:17Not a word.
01:01:18And that's good.
01:01:22You never told me how you found out she was cheating on you.
01:01:25She got pregnant.
01:01:27With some rich old guy's kid.
01:01:29We were on a break at the time.
01:01:30She got pregnant on purpose.
01:01:32Wow.
01:01:34The layers.
01:01:38Do you think that she got pregnant on purpose?
01:01:41No.
01:01:44Yes.
01:01:46I don't know.
01:01:47Probably.
01:01:47I have to wonder what kind of a fuck would I was to not really realize.
01:01:52She was always money obsessed.
01:01:54Thought being a mechanic was too blue collar.
01:01:57Wanted me to make more money.
01:02:00You seem like you're doing just fine to me.
01:02:02See?
01:02:04I'm just pissed off I wasted the best years of my life with her.
01:02:07Who said they were the best years?
01:02:11And look around you, Miles.
01:02:13It's a pretty beautiful day.
01:02:15You want for nothing.
01:02:17That is an incredible quality in a person.
01:02:22And I mean, look at you.
01:02:24You're smoking hot.
01:02:25You got a great job, house, friends.
01:02:29Really sexy fuck buddy.
01:02:35So don't sweat the past.
01:02:37Focus on the now.
01:02:39Seriously, right now, my bobber disappeared several minutes ago and I don't know.
01:02:43Shit, you got a bite.
01:02:49Are you kidding me?
01:02:52I got a bicycle tire.
01:02:54What the hell, Colorado?
01:02:56Way to keep it classy.
01:02:58My hands hurt.
01:03:00Surely you could see the irony in this.
01:03:02Babe, you got a tire.
01:03:04This is kiddin'.
01:03:05Truth or dare?
01:03:10Truth.
01:03:13Do you ever get horny in the garage at tire depot?
01:03:17Truth or dare?
01:03:26Truth.
01:03:28Do you ever get horny in the garage at Tire Depot?
01:03:31What?
01:03:34You're working on a customer's car,
01:03:37and your hands are getting really dirty,
01:03:39and you're just really...
01:03:42digging in there, and you just...
01:03:47I'm afraid not.
01:03:51Damn.
01:03:57But classic car work, on the other hand,
01:04:01if I'm working on one of those,
01:04:03and an old car that hasn't run in fucking decades
01:04:05and suddenly roars to life,
01:04:07then hell yes.
01:04:09Rock solid.
01:04:13Ha.
01:04:14I knew it.
01:04:15Perverts attract perverts.
01:04:26Okay.
01:04:28Truth or dare?
01:04:29Dare.
01:04:30Ooh, somebody has secrets.
01:04:32Shut up.
01:04:33Skinny dip in the lake.
01:04:37The lake that birthed my blessed tire.
01:04:40No way.
01:04:41Who knows what the hell else is in that thing.
01:04:43It's fine.
01:04:44I knew you wouldn't do it.
01:04:46All talk and no action.
01:04:48Um, need I remind you who has been sneaking into Tire Depot for weeks now?
01:04:57You call that dangerous?
01:04:59I am consuming complimentary beverages without service miles.
01:05:04That is just as bad as thieving.
01:05:06Such a cold, hard criminal.
01:05:10Fine, I'll do it.
01:05:11But you have to do it with me.
01:05:14And why would I do that?
01:05:16Because I'll be naked.
01:05:26Come on now.
01:05:28We made it this far.
01:05:29Come on now.
01:05:29We made it this far.
01:05:29Come on now.
01:05:29We made it this far.
01:05:31Come on now.
01:05:39Is that going to hurt when you jump in the water?
01:05:51Not if you hold it.
01:05:54Come on.
01:05:55Get him off.
01:06:01Woohoo.
01:06:09Mercedes?
01:06:32Do you feel like...
01:06:35Do you feel that?
01:06:36Feel what?
01:06:37Oh my god, that's freezing.
01:06:40Oh my god, that's freezing.
01:06:40Oh my god, that's freezing.
01:07:07Oh my god.
01:07:12Oh my god.
01:07:12Oh my god.
01:07:12Uh...
01:07:12Ugh...
01:07:13Oh.
01:07:13Oh my god.
01:07:14Ugh...
01:07:14Ugh...
01:07:15Ohh..
01:07:16Uh...
01:07:20Oh my god.
01:07:22And...
01:07:27I went to work to finish my girlfriend.
01:07:31Take care go away.
01:07:32They finally died.
01:07:32Oh my god.
01:07:33I was as fast for to US.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:34Oh, there's only enough time here.
01:08:05Good morning.
01:08:23Morning.
01:08:35You've been busy this morning.
01:08:37Yeah.
01:08:39It's a muddy mess, so I figured we should head back early.
01:08:42Oh, okay.
01:08:44What can I do to help?
01:08:50I forgot the pancake mix.
01:08:56Don't read into that.
01:09:03Well, thanks for the help with the research.
01:09:24Anytime.
01:09:27You okay?
01:09:28I'm just tired.
01:09:29Shouldn't have gotten the mattress pad.
01:09:31Hmm.
01:09:33Looks like you got company.
01:09:39I'll see you later, Mercedes.
01:09:41Okay.
01:09:42Bye.
01:09:43Hi, Dean.
01:09:44Hey, Kate.
01:09:45Want to come in for some coffee?
01:09:46Is it complimentary?
01:09:48For people who aren't assholes, it is.
01:09:49Nothing to say about that loud muffler on Miles' truck?
01:09:51I'm surprised you know what a muffler is.
01:09:53I'm learning.
01:09:54I am too.
01:09:55I am too.
01:09:56I'm really sorry, Kate.
01:09:57I'm really sorry, Kate.
01:09:58You are.
01:09:59I'm really sorry.
01:10:00I am too.
01:10:01I'm really sorry.
01:10:02But, you want to come in for some coffee?
01:10:03Want to come in for some coffee?
01:10:04Is it complimentary?
01:10:06For people who aren't assholes, it is.
01:10:10Nothing to say about that loud muffler on Miles' truck?
01:10:16I'm surprised you know what a muffler is.
01:10:20I'm learning.
01:10:22I am too.
01:10:24I'm really sorry, Kate.
01:10:28Come on in, then.
01:10:34Did you spend the night at Miles' house last night?
01:10:37Are you really asking that?
01:10:38I'm just making small talk, Kate. I promise. No judgment.
01:10:44We were camping.
01:10:46Camping?
01:10:46It was for book research.
01:10:48And it was really fun.
01:10:50Writing something different?
01:10:52Trying to.
01:10:54Inspiration must be flowing.
01:10:57It has its moments.
01:11:00And Miles is the guy that brings this out in you.
01:11:03He's certainly not hurting things.
01:11:07So different for me.
01:11:08Dean, look.
01:11:17Dean, look.
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