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00:00:30Please go.
00:00:32No, no.
00:00:34My God.
00:00:38Have you ever given up?
00:00:40Please go.
00:00:40Maya!
00:00:45Holy crap.
00:01:00Who is she?
00:01:13What is the history behind this magnificent sculpture, recently unearthed on the plains of Arizona, in the arid lands of the Navajo Nation?
00:01:26How old is she?
00:01:30She, it, does not conform to any known remnants of Navajo history, and the tools needed to construct her suggest a civilization previously unknown, one that may have existed before the dawn of known history.
00:01:45And with your generous commitment, we will hopefully unlock this beautiful enigma and find out what secrets she has hidden.
00:01:56Are there any questions?
00:02:02The young lady in the corner, Miss Sharon Christine Turner, I believe?
00:02:07Scout.
00:02:08Scout.
00:02:09Any plans for tonight, Professor Allen?
00:02:15Well, I'm so glad you asked that.
00:02:17I'm glad you're glad.
00:02:18Because I have very important plans.
00:02:20I'm very intrigued.
00:02:22As you should be.
00:02:24Because they are surprisingly devised very cleverly with you as the focal point.
00:02:30I'm surprised and intrigued.
00:02:33Please elaborate.
00:02:35They are...
00:02:38Two wine...
00:02:39Dine...
00:02:41And just perhaps a deuce.
00:02:43Just perhaps.
00:02:45My most trusted colleague, Miss Sharon Christine Turner.
00:02:51Scout.
00:02:52Scout.
00:02:55I like.
00:02:57I like.
00:02:58Really?
00:02:58Really?
00:02:59Which part?
00:03:00The dying part.
00:03:06This girl is starving.
00:03:08Yeah?
00:03:12So what do you think?
00:03:14Sushi.
00:03:16No.
00:03:17About our little show and tell.
00:03:20You think it'll get them excited?
00:03:21Make them cough green?
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:23No problem.
00:03:24How could they refuse someone so irresistibly lickable?
00:03:28I am truly irresistible.
00:03:39But you gotta change that part about hopefully discovering the truth.
00:03:43How so?
00:03:44To we will discover the truth.
00:03:46Be positive, young man.
00:03:47Ah, no can do, my gal.
00:03:49You know us serious academic types.
00:03:51Like you?
00:03:52Like me.
00:03:56Can't make those kinds of promises.
00:03:59And what kind can you promise me, Professor Daniel Allen?
00:04:03A serious time now?
00:04:06Maybe.
00:04:07Ah.
00:04:09Okay.
00:04:09Well, I, Daniel Allen, promised a scout that I will forever be saved by the bell.
00:04:28Only reprieved.
00:04:29Hey, Brian.
00:04:33Danny.
00:04:34You calling me from your big deal secret location?
00:04:38That I am, my man.
00:04:39And is this the call?
00:04:40The holy shit one you promised me?
00:04:43Uh, no, amigo, no.
00:04:45This is the call saying that holy shit's not happening tonight.
00:04:48You know, I'm starting to think that just maybe you don't have that world-changing discovery
00:04:53that's going to finally put you on top.
00:04:55No, no, no, no.
00:04:56It's for real.
00:04:57Okay, now stop to the top.
00:04:58Don't you doubt that.
00:04:59Oh, I won't.
00:05:01Cool.
00:05:01For now.
00:05:03Trust me.
00:05:03It's way bigger than your mystery woman statue.
00:05:05So you say.
00:05:07It's so I say.
00:05:08But, um, there's been a delay.
00:05:12All right?
00:05:12It's out of my hands.
00:05:13Sorry.
00:05:14Okay?
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:16But I'm still starting to doubt you.
00:05:17It'd be worth the wait, pal.
00:05:18I promise you.
00:05:20Oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Uh, you might want to be watching CNN tonight.
00:05:26Really?
00:05:28Really.
00:05:30Okay.
00:05:31Might.
00:05:32Take care, Brian.
00:05:35Carter.
00:05:37Calling from who knows where.
00:05:39Ooh, about who knows what.
00:05:40Yep.
00:05:41Still trying to outshine you?
00:05:43Yeah, maybe.
00:05:44But now, we can directly proceed to the wine, dine, and seduce.
00:05:52Oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:06:02It's the greatest discovery since, uh, man went to the moon.
00:06:06Shit.
00:06:07Shit.
00:06:07This sucks.
00:06:09Asshole.
00:06:10All right.
00:06:11All right.
00:06:12All right.
00:06:13Something better.
00:06:14Something better.
00:06:15Don't be afraid.
00:06:16Be cool.
00:06:22Hi.
00:06:23I want a big high right back at you, Mr. Carter.
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:27Uh, sorry.
00:06:29I was expecting someone else.
00:06:31Yeah, I know.
00:06:31The alphabet boys.
00:06:33Oh.
00:06:33ABC, NBC, CNN.
00:06:35Oh.
00:06:37Yeah.
00:06:38Kind of.
00:06:39No, please don't be embarrassed.
00:06:40I completely understand.
00:06:42But before you get your 15 minutes, I, we, uh, were sent to make sure that your incredible,
00:06:48uh...
00:06:50Discovery.
00:06:51Discovery, thank you, is what you say it is.
00:06:55No offense, I hope.
00:06:55No, no, not at all.
00:06:57None, none, none taken.
00:06:59I'd probably do the same if somebody told me that they had a...
00:07:02But it's for real.
00:07:04Oh, I certainly hope so.
00:07:06No doubt whatsoever.
00:07:07It's crazy, and as whacked out as it sounds, I mean, this is the genuine article, Mr.
00:07:12Contral.
00:07:13But Richard, please.
00:07:15And this is Nicole, my facilitator.
00:07:20Hi.
00:07:21Hi.
00:07:23All right.
00:07:24Richard, right this way.
00:07:25Right this way to the greatest discovery since microwave popcorn.
00:07:31Shit.
00:07:39That is wonderful.
00:07:42Alphabet time now, Richard.
00:07:47See, we had to, uh, we had to cut away about 2,000 tons of ore when they, well, I, I found it.
00:07:54Uh, see, at first I thought it was just a new strata, but when I got closer and I saw what those taco boys were digging up, I made them clear out fast.
00:08:02Good for you, Brian.
00:08:03Yeah, yeah.
00:08:04Yeah, yeah.
00:08:04Yeah, I mean, there's no way I want to start chattering away about this.
00:08:08I mean, there's no way.
00:08:09I mean, there's no way I want to start talking about this.
00:08:10Nor would I.
00:08:11Look at it.
00:08:12It doesn't look brand new.
00:08:14Like it could have been made yesterday.
00:08:16It does indeed.
00:08:18There's not a scratch on it.
00:08:20I mean, it's gotta be over 14,000 years old.
00:08:23Really?
00:08:2414,000?
00:08:25How on earth would you know that?
00:08:28Well, age of the ore around it.
00:08:32Well, that's when the geog, um, geologists think it collapsed on it.
00:08:38Here, look.
00:08:39These hieroglyphics, that's, that's no language I've ever seen.
00:08:44That is incredible.
00:08:47You think that's incredible?
00:08:50Wait till you hear the most incredible part.
00:08:52You know what I think we got here?
00:08:54The suspense is killing me, Brian.
00:09:00This isn't some old Indian piece of junk.
00:09:03No.
00:09:04What we got here is an alien spaceship.
00:09:07An ancient alien spaceship.
00:09:09I'm talking cherries to the fucking gods here, Richard.
00:09:12You know something?
00:09:15I think it's still working.
00:09:17I feel it.
00:09:25You feel the power inside?
00:09:28This sucker's alive.
00:09:32Perhaps.
00:09:33It is.
00:09:34It is.
00:09:35And not just from this... whatever.
00:09:37But...
00:09:38The whole area...
00:09:44is vibrating.
00:09:45Really?
00:09:56You know, I believe you're correct.
00:09:58You're damn right.
00:09:59Damn right.
00:10:03Damn right you are.
00:10:05Nicole.
00:10:07And if it is...
00:10:09If it is...
00:10:11Do you know what this means?
00:10:12Do you have any idea what this means?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Oh!
00:10:17Oh!
00:10:22I know what this means.
00:10:27What a goofball.
00:10:28Don't you ever make light of taking human life again, Nicole!
00:10:31You know how I feel about that!
00:10:32What you've just done is horrible!
00:10:39Unnecessary.
00:10:42Your next priority is make sure no one else understands the true nature of this.
00:10:48Just a moment.
00:10:49Just a moment.
00:10:55Patience.
00:10:57Patience.
00:10:59I'll soon unlock your secrets.
00:11:15And with your generous commitment, we will unlock this beautiful enigma.
00:11:20Perfect.
00:11:22They're gonna be coffee and green now that you went with my brilliant suggestions.
00:11:25Well, a guy will agree to just about anything after a great...
00:11:28Dinner?
00:11:29Dinner.
00:11:34How's that for a dramatic opening image, huh?
00:11:39It is kinda cool, isn't it?
00:11:42Maybe.
00:11:43If we knew what it was.
00:11:44And who you are.
00:11:46A legitimate request, Miss Turner.
00:11:48I'm Richard Contral.
00:11:50And Richard Contral is?
00:11:51Just a well-paid messenger boy for some very liquid guys.
00:11:56And they are?
00:11:57Oh.
00:11:58Of no matter right now.
00:12:00What does matter is that they might just have had the good fortune to come across a most incredible discovery.
00:12:08And that's it?
00:12:10Oh, this is a very small part of it.
00:12:14A part of something that's very, very old.
00:12:17Very old.
00:12:18And by very, very old, you mean...
00:12:20Over 14,000 years old.
00:12:3114,000 years, that's...
00:12:32Prehistory.
00:12:34Well, known history at any rate.
00:12:35Well, let's just say, well before that overrated Sphinx would become a gleam in the eyes of its primitive creator.
00:12:46What do you want from Professor...
00:12:49Us?
00:12:50Help me figure out what the hell this thing is!
00:12:54And what message it's trying to send us from, uh...
00:12:57Over the river of time.
00:13:01Nicely put.
00:13:02What?
00:13:04And how, Miss Turner, would you like to join us on a wondrous journey along that mysterious river?
00:13:16It's beautiful.
00:13:17Oh.
00:13:24Wow.
00:13:26I had no idea its surface is so...
00:13:28Perfect.
00:13:31Crafted sculptor, a tool...
00:13:34Unknown.
00:13:35Exactly.
00:13:36That's...
00:13:37That's why I wanted you to actually see it.
00:13:40To understand.
00:13:41Not just view it digitally.
00:13:44Good thinking.
00:13:47That's what I do.
00:13:49That's the way I am.
00:13:51And you two will help me translate what these writings actually mean.
00:13:57If indeed, writings is what they are.
00:13:59Well, no, like...
00:14:00That's what we do.
00:14:02We're gonna need textural laser scans of the surface.
00:14:04Of course.
00:14:05I've already ordered them.
00:14:06That's what you do.
00:14:07Great.
00:14:08Daniel, look at this.
00:14:13The top part of this...
00:14:15Whatever. It's the same as...
00:14:16This.
00:14:18Well...
00:14:20Yes, indeed. I hadn't noticed that.
00:14:23Hold on, Miss Turner.
00:14:25So that would mean...
00:14:27That buried below this is...
00:14:29A vehicle from the start.
00:14:32Huh.
00:14:33Chariot of the Gods.
00:14:35Holy crap.
00:14:37My sentiments exactly.
00:14:39Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
00:14:41That's a pretty big leap.
00:14:43Perhaps, but I think not.
00:14:45Why haven't you tried to uncover it?
00:14:47Yeah, dig it up.
00:14:48Oh, I will, Miss Turner.
00:14:49I most certainly will.
00:14:51But discretion above all.
00:14:52It's waited 14,000 years.
00:14:55It can wait a little while longer.
00:14:57At least as long as it takes to tell its story.
00:14:59And that, of course, is...
00:15:01It's your assignment.
00:15:03That's...
00:15:04What we do.
00:15:05Not exactly.
00:15:07What we do is translate the writings of ancient cultures.
00:15:09Human cultures, but...
00:15:11Something from another world.
00:15:13Not much different.
00:15:16We'll try our...
00:15:17Make it happen.
00:15:19I know you will.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:23Sure.
00:15:28What wonders will you reveal?
00:15:33Why are you also here, mystery woman?
00:15:35What?
00:15:48Scout, you okay?
00:15:51Yeah.
00:15:53You sure?
00:15:56Totally.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:05You're welcome.
00:16:07I'm sorry.
00:16:08You're welcome.
00:16:09Oh, my God.
00:16:11Yeah.
00:16:13No, no.
00:16:14You're welcome.
00:16:16I'm sorry.
00:16:18Oh, my God.
00:16:19I'm sorry, no, no.
00:16:21Oh, my God.
00:16:23I'm sorry.
00:16:25Oh, my God.
00:16:27Oh, my God.
00:16:28Not from the stars, from our forgotten past.
00:16:58Hey, Han, what are you doing?
00:17:10Scout.
00:17:11Daniel, I know the key to understanding and translating these-
00:17:17Alien writings?
00:17:18They're not.
00:17:19They're not what?
00:17:22Alien.
00:17:23It's not a chariot of the gods that control us bound.
00:17:27Not an alien spacecraft?
00:17:28No.
00:17:29They were created by humans.
00:17:32From Earth?
00:17:34Yes.
00:17:35And they left us a message.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:39Let's see if we can translate it then.
00:17:43That's what we do.
00:17:47Not from the stars.
00:17:48From our forgotten past.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:03Let's see if we can.
00:18:04Let's go.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:07you ready the driver should be here it's almost time to kiss off all we've done
00:18:37now what is that supposed to mean nothing never mind come on don't be that way now okay
00:18:43i am what i am the woman i love
00:18:47the woman who figured out the translations and the woman who's now acting fucking weird you should
00:18:54have stopped at number two but i am what i am hey guys your ride's here thanks eli your timing was
00:19:02perfect a really decadent stretch limo does it have crystal glassware
00:19:08eyes wide shut keep your clothes on i'll try
00:19:20not an alien ship from some other world as we suspected but rather a vessel constructed
00:19:32by an ancient very human and long forgotten civilization
00:19:37now even though the details of this startling conclusion have been transmitted to you i thought
00:19:46it beneficial for you to meet the people responsible for so brilliantly translating these ancient
00:19:51writings dr daniel allen and miss sharon turner thank you mr control oh please richard good afternoon
00:20:00everyone good afternoon contrary to richard's very kind words about our work the etchings proved because
00:20:08of miss turner's intuition to be extremely simple to decipher ray charles could have done it well not
00:20:15quite that simple but with today's high-speed computers translations of unknown codes and languages
00:20:22are much easier there's no need for a rosetta stone you both are quite humble he is i'm not true
00:20:31but they were created intentionally designed so that any reasonably intelligent culture could read
00:20:37them and learn which is the translation in your report yes but that's only the surface meaning
00:20:46i don't understand well we've determined that there are hints to the real attitude and dialect of the
00:20:54the storyteller beyond that of the literal translation and miss turner scout thank you has created composed
00:21:05a draft in which i believe is the true character of the ancient historian she has revealed the emotional content
00:21:15really you can do that i can that's what i do then please do so scout
00:21:23this world has been ours for countless millennia ruled under the benevolent bloodline of
00:21:36a name i can't translate but now approach destruction
00:21:42he refused to allow the cosmos to erase all that he has so wonderfully created
00:21:46he is our lord god my lover and through his mighty strength wish to forge a new world
00:21:57continued destiny for his people he tasked me to complete this vision and i have failed unable to
00:22:03return to where he waited for those who may rise again along this river of time i have inscribed his name
00:22:09a love letter in a way i suppose it is from across the river of time surprisingly romantic and enigmatic yes
00:22:34yes very what else do you know about this ancient culture zip but with your that's all
00:22:43and the craft buried below the etchings
00:22:45nothing richard wouldn't allow us you have all the information
00:22:49and we believe it is a fantastic mystery one that i we want to can solve
00:22:57i understand your desire but but but your assignment has now been fulfilled brilliantly and completely
00:23:07you have a thanks and the considerable fee that will soon be deposited in your accounts
00:23:12now it's time for others i totally disagree we're the ones who did all this research and we can continue
00:23:17this project again thank you hey come come on mr control oh yes it would now be appropriate for you to
00:23:33still here eli talk later with everything we've learned it makes perfect sense for us to continue
00:23:40to see this project through your service is greatly appreciated miss turner but it is now over you do
00:23:47understand that yes we understand our agreement but we are we are the most qualified we will soon be in
00:23:53communication again with you very soon i think we should talk now goodbye oh come on goodbye for now come on
00:24:05yeah okay see you around
00:24:35yeah
00:25:05celebration time yeah sure i need a drink but not to celebrate
00:25:14huh that doesn't sound so great what happened nothing it went mostly fine fine can we not do
00:25:23this now we turned in a report were patted on our heads and told to hit the road ouch that's
00:25:29not exactly what happened oh really then tell me what did we wrapped up our job our job the
00:25:39one we agreed to do and get paid for our job so discovering interpreting what could potentially
00:25:46change the world change the world that's just a job change the world i mean i know the world
00:25:53should be changed it needs to be changed but saying that this discovery could is extreme
00:25:58no it isn't danielle if what we found out was made public then everyone's beliefs in reality
00:26:03in history would transform maybe no maybe you know i'm right about this fine you're right thank you
00:26:10professor but are you sure you're not pissed off just because we might not be getting credit
00:26:16yeah that's me all right my goal has always been to be interviewed by fake news
00:26:20i'm sorry i know that's not you apology accepted
00:26:36okay i'm listening tell us what you want us to do daniel i just want us to somehow follow this through
00:26:45i just want to find out who really wrote those inscriptions why did she risk if it was a she
00:26:50it was why did she risk so much for her lord god and her world of 14 000 years ago a world that
00:26:59was much more advanced than now yeah that's also kind of major isn't it yes and what happened to them
00:27:05why how did their civilization vanish it's a good question and why aren't we being allowed to search for
00:27:10the answers i don't know and no clue as to what controls bosses are planning on doing next true
00:27:18i mean who are those guys anyway they certainly didn't make me feel especially warm and fuzzy same
00:27:25so
00:27:30fuck em
00:27:33we go public yes all right we tell the world we give fake that interview
00:27:37that is why you are still the man and i love you know i do yeah
00:27:46ready for that drink yes to celebrate agreed all right
00:27:55oh crap what's wrong with the can you help me okay no scout oh sure
00:28:07you know you drive me nuts that's my job
00:28:17crazy kids
00:28:23hey it's interview time
00:28:24hello hansom
00:28:35hello hansom
00:28:35my god what happened dr allen miss turner are you all right are you okay
00:28:54okay
00:29:11guess we'll do this the fun way
00:29:21okay
00:29:29okay
00:29:31okay
00:29:33okay
00:29:35okay
00:29:41okay
00:29:43okay
00:29:47Ready to proceed?
00:29:59Definitely. Showtime.
00:30:02Resolution?
00:30:02It's not going to moisten Halo's pants, but it's kicking.
00:30:07I'll take that as a good.
00:30:09548 ultra-ultra-sensitive suckers kissing it,
00:30:13feeding into this hungry maxi gig baby.
00:30:16Yeah, it's killer good.
00:30:19Just get on with the tour, please.
00:30:21Going in.
00:30:23Now, the images are pretty accurate,
00:30:25but what we're seeing is anybody's guess.
00:30:28Oh. Oh, something bad coming up.
00:30:31Bonus points.
00:30:33Zoom in and enhance.
00:30:35Aye, Captain.
00:30:37We're going in.
00:30:40Whoa.
00:30:41Holy crap.
00:30:42Get more detail on that.
00:30:45We're at max.
00:30:46Another piece to the puzzle.
00:30:50A Rubik's Cube.
00:30:53An appropriate analogy.
00:30:55Cool.
00:30:55Food.
00:30:56Football.
00:30:57What was this?
00:30:59Oh, shit.
00:31:00It's better.
00:31:00You've got to look for me at your такими,
00:31:02Feel the window.
00:31:02Funny.
00:31:04For me to sit in the pool.
00:31:05Get below me.
00:31:07Help me.
00:31:08Keep going ahead.
00:31:09Hey.
00:31:10Hey.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:12Hey.
00:31:13Hey.
00:31:13Hey.
00:31:14Hey.
00:31:14Hey.
00:31:14Hey.
00:31:15Hey, hey.
00:31:16Hey.
00:31:17Hey.
00:31:18Hey.
00:31:18How are you?
00:31:19Hey, hey, Tres.
00:31:20Hey.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:22Hey.
00:31:22Hey.
00:31:22Hey.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:24Oh, Mr. Cantrell.
00:31:27What is it?
00:31:27I'd like to show you something, sir.
00:31:36Zero effect.
00:31:37Like a diamond.
00:31:39Denser.
00:31:41Infinitely.
00:31:42Oh, that's interesting.
00:31:43It would take something nuclear-tipped to break this baby apart.
00:31:47Well, that's never out of the question.
00:31:49You can do that?
00:31:51You have no idea what I can do.
00:31:53Shit.
00:31:53But then we'd lose our little discovery, wouldn't we, if I went all strange off on it.
00:31:58And I do so want to know what secrets you contain.
00:32:02Cantrell, you are one supreme prig.
00:32:04That's an understatement, scum.
00:32:07And he's sitting on the discovery.
00:32:08Discovery of the century.
00:32:09Another understatement.
00:32:12Then I suggest, sir, that you decide what you want to do ASAP.
00:32:17You do?
00:32:19And why is that?
00:32:19Our sensors are indicating increased growing activity.
00:32:22Inside, uh, circuits, engines, something is starting up.
00:32:27It's reactivating?
00:32:29Yes.
00:32:29That's interesting.
00:32:31And I think it's getting ready to take off.
00:32:33Now, after waiting 14,000 years?
00:32:37My guess is it was covered under tons of ore that buried it.
00:32:41And when we scraped it off, something inside so that it could now break free.
00:32:46Well, can it?
00:32:47I have no idea of knowing its power, but...
00:32:50I'm pretty damn sure that's what it's preparing to do.
00:32:53Well, we're just gonna have to change its plans, aren't we?
00:32:56You're the boss.
00:32:58Yes, I am.
00:33:10Doctor Allen, I presume?
00:33:12Crap.
00:33:14Stay down.
00:33:14It's time for the world to know, Control.
00:33:19Now, why on earth would you come to that conclusion?
00:33:23Nicole.
00:33:25Lock on and execute.
00:33:36No!
00:33:37No!
00:33:38No!
00:33:38No!
00:33:38No!
00:33:39No!
00:33:39No!
00:33:40I'm sorry.
00:33:41I couldn't finish our job.
00:33:47Oh, no!
00:33:51No!
00:33:51No!
00:33:57It's okay.
00:34:03It's just a dream.
00:34:05It's a destruction.
00:34:07What is it, William?
00:34:08Everything was burning, and I couldn't stop it.
00:34:12It's okay.
00:34:13Just a dream.
00:34:15Remember?
00:34:17Yeah, sorry.
00:34:19Sorry.
00:34:20Don't be sorry.
00:34:22It was really scary.
00:34:24Yeah.
00:34:25I figured that.
00:34:29You're so smart.
00:34:34And lovable.
00:34:36Just barely.
00:34:37Can you hold me?
00:34:41I must.
00:34:48Can't go.
00:34:49It does.
00:34:52Mission to conquer.
00:34:55Remember, we are God's creation.
00:34:59And the creator of all has placed his divine instructions in the scriptures, telling us,
00:35:05no, instructing us, that it is our right, our destiny, to enrich ourselves from the world's
00:35:13limitless, ever-plentiful resources.
00:35:17We must make...
00:35:18This is where you should be.
00:35:21Good food and good people.
00:35:25You're quite welcome.
00:35:27Now, promise me you'll find your way home, okay?
00:35:30It's okay.
00:35:31God bless you.
00:35:33You too.
00:35:36Sharon Turner, 22, is being sought for the brutal murder of Daniel Allen.
00:35:41Allen's charred and dismembered body was discovered late last night by firefighters in his Oak Palm
00:35:46apartment.
00:35:48Allen and Turner were reported to have been romantically involved, and that Allen had repeatedly tried
00:35:53to end their affair.
00:36:09You can't occupy a booth without ordering something.
00:36:13Coffee.
00:36:20I didn't order that.
00:36:21No coffee for you.
00:36:24No coffee, period.
00:36:26Fucking spill by the fucking upstream chem plant contaminated the town's water.
00:36:30My idiot boss should close the place.
00:36:33Bad news.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:36Anyway, you need this more than coffee.
00:36:38It's no charge.
00:36:40You look like crap.
00:36:42Thanks.
00:36:43For the Sunday.
00:36:45No big deal.
00:36:46Nobody orders dessert anymore.
00:36:48It's like a world gone mad.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51Do you need a job?
00:36:54No.
00:36:55I'm okay.
00:36:57Yeah, right.
00:36:58Look, if they ever clean up this water mess, they're going to need help here.
00:37:02It's not too shitty.
00:37:03Once the owner gets the message, you're not going to blow him.
00:37:05No, really.
00:37:08Okay.
00:37:13It's not.
00:37:14It's not.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:15It's not.
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:21Tears.
00:37:23I can't stop him.
00:37:26Bad news?
00:37:29Bad, bad day.
00:37:31Mary, when are we going to get some coffee?
00:37:34Ask the president.
00:37:35How bad?
00:37:41Really bad.
00:37:43Lost.
00:37:45Your guy?
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:49No.
00:37:52He wasn't just a guy.
00:37:56He was the only one who saw the real me.
00:37:59He was my best friend before he was...
00:38:01Look, life goes on, hon.
00:38:04You'll find another.
00:38:06He was killed today.
00:38:09Fuck.
00:38:10Murdered.
00:38:12Double fuck.
00:38:13And they're going to get away with it.
00:38:16What are you saying?
00:38:17They're too rich.
00:38:18They're too powerful.
00:38:19I don't know what happened.
00:38:20I don't want to know, but...
00:38:23You've got to make them pay somehow.
00:38:24But I can't somehow.
00:38:26You can't let the bad guys always win.
00:38:30And you must fulfill your destiny.
00:38:35Always ringing at the wrong time.
00:38:38And I hate that it's always broadcasting your location.
00:38:41Stay brave.
00:38:43Stay brave.
00:39:11Good evening.
00:39:39Good evening.
00:39:40Good evening again.
00:39:43One and all.
00:39:46You know why we requested your presence, don't you, Richard?
00:39:49Oh, I can guess.
00:39:51Don't guess.
00:39:52Tell us.
00:39:54Please.
00:39:55To explain why the ancient craft is yet to be disposed of.
00:40:00Destroyed.
00:40:01The harlot captured.
00:40:03And eliminated.
00:40:05You know that I will ultimately follow your orders.
00:40:08Ultimately?
00:40:09Oh, please do not misinterpret.
00:40:15Are we?
00:40:17Well, I pray not.
00:40:19But I would, once again, wish to request more time to access its inner workings.
00:40:27We grow weary of explaining to you that whatever it contains cannot counter the negative cultural effects of its existence.
00:40:34Even, even if it were not constructed by creatures, but built instead by humans, but built instead by humans, identical to us, from some long past age?
00:40:49Even more so.
00:40:50Even more so.
00:40:51Certainly, you have not forgotten that such knowledge of their existence would undermine our prime means of control.
00:40:58Of course not.
00:41:02The time for closure has now arrived.
00:41:05Has passed.
00:41:07And I will immediately fulfill your wishes.
00:41:13The relic ground into dust and scattered to the winds.
00:41:16The harlot?
00:41:18Located and butchered, of course.
00:41:22See that you do.
00:41:23I will.
00:41:24Good evening, Richard.
00:41:25Good evening, Richard.
00:41:26Good evening, Richard.
00:41:30I have to go.
00:41:31I will.
00:41:32I will.
00:41:33I will see you in your car.
00:41:34I will.
00:41:34I will see you in your car.
00:41:35All right, thank you.
00:41:36I will.
00:41:37You can see me in here.
00:41:38Let me see you in here.
00:41:39I will.
00:41:40If you do not, for me.
00:41:41I will.
00:41:42I will.
00:41:43Fuck!
00:41:44What's up?
00:41:45Oh, yes sir.
00:41:46Mr. Control.
00:41:47I am accelerating the examination of our project.
00:41:48Cool.
00:41:49Be prepared to begin with.
00:41:51This the harlot you are looking for, shithead?
00:41:52So melodramatic.
00:41:53How on earth did you manage to get in here?
00:41:56Amazing what some guys will do for a major blowjob.
00:41:59You? I don't think so.
00:42:01I care not.
00:42:02You do realize you're not getting out of here alive, don't you, dear?
00:42:06Kind of figured that.
00:42:07So why the visit?
00:42:08Just slit your fucking throat.
00:42:10Oh, such malice.
00:42:11Yes, that's me.
00:42:12Oh, a blindly lower middle class.
00:42:15Just because we butchered your pathetic little sweetheart.
00:42:18No!
00:42:19No!
00:42:21Fuck!
00:42:22On your knees.
00:42:24Listen to her.
00:42:29That's the only way you're ever going to get a woman to do that, you creep.
00:42:34Why must you continuously insist on referencing such an unpleasant subject, Sharon?
00:42:39Fuck you.
00:42:40I do like your attitude.
00:42:43So come on, tell me, just to satisfy my ever-inquiring mind,
00:42:48how did you manage to slip past security?
00:42:51No sweat. Your girlfriend stepped out for a smoke.
00:42:55Nicole, I'm disappointed.
00:42:57Your bosses need a higher level of employment.
00:43:00Oh, it's a national problem.
00:43:04I am sorry we didn't care to spend more quality time together, Sharon.
00:43:09Oh, well.
00:43:11Dispose of her.
00:43:12Oh, that you'll find she's really very good at.
00:43:15Holy shit.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:19Oh, that's awkward.
00:43:20You, uh, heard our whole little confrontation?
00:43:25Uh, I know nothing.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:29Jonathan!
00:43:30Oh!
00:43:31Oh!
00:43:32Now my hand is seriously pained.
00:43:36It's about time we put an end to your sad little story.
00:43:39Uh, I'm Mr. Control.
00:43:41What?
00:43:42When that woman comes on camera, the readings here blast off the charts.
00:43:45What do you mean?
00:43:47From the spaceship.
00:43:48Really?
00:43:50Yep.
00:43:52What, when it saw her?
00:43:54Point your camera at them.
00:44:00Huh.
00:44:03Change of plan.
00:44:05Bring her along with us.
00:44:07Uh, secure her in the, uh, usual manner.
00:44:09Welcome, Sharon.
00:44:18Now let's see if you really are essential to this historic puzzle.
00:44:26Fuck you!
00:44:27Check the readouts.
00:44:31Chazé.
00:44:31All right, here.
00:44:33Let me have that.
00:44:35Huh.
00:44:36Well, now that is very interesting.
00:44:39You really are linked to our little project, aren't you?
00:44:43All I did was interpret some etchings.
00:44:45Just doing my job, you creep.
00:44:47Oh, you're far more than that.
00:44:48Way beyond random coincidence.
00:44:50This ship lying dormant for thousands of years and then reacting now only to you?
00:44:55Serendipity?
00:44:56Oh, I don't think so.
00:44:58Chess pieces are being moved.
00:45:01Go fuck yourself.
00:45:03Now, Sharon, if you're going to be part of history, you have to be a little more elegant.
00:45:09Oh, it just can't wait to meet you.
00:45:13Easy with the camera.
00:45:14Bill me.
00:45:15Come on, let's take a little walk.
00:45:16Uh, I'll stay here and man the shop.
00:45:27Stay close.
00:45:30And those idiots wanted me to destroy this treasure.
00:45:35Bring them.
00:45:42Well, you're right about one thing.
00:45:44It is beautiful.
00:45:47It's not yours.
00:45:48Well, whose is it?
00:45:49It belongs to...
00:45:50To the world?
00:45:51To science?
00:45:52Yes!
00:45:55Well, that's not going to happen.
00:45:57Give me your gun.
00:45:58So you and I are going to continue our little walk alone.
00:46:01Just to see what happens.
00:46:03Move.
00:46:07Come on, don't be frightened.
00:46:09I have a very strong feeling this thing doesn't want to harm you.
00:46:11Yeah, well, hopefully that doesn't include you.
00:46:13Wait!
00:46:14A valid concern.
00:46:19On your knees.
00:46:21What?
00:46:21On your knees.
00:46:22You're fucking kidding.
00:46:23I never kid.
00:46:24Just do it.
00:46:25Put your hands on the surface.
00:46:27Touch it.
00:46:30Oh, it is so exciting to see you.
00:46:36What do you feel?
00:46:37I said, what do you feel?
00:46:38I said, what do you feel?
00:46:43It's cold.
00:46:45Powerful.
00:46:47Wonderful.
00:46:49Cold power.
00:46:51Wonderful.
00:46:52Thank you, Sharon.
00:46:53I don't think I could have put it any better myself.
00:46:57See, that's what this has all been about.
00:47:00Cold power, Sharon.
00:47:02Cold power.
00:47:04When I have it in my command, when I control it, I mean fully controlled.
00:47:08And in my control alone, then I'll take that power, and the world will have to listen to rigid control!
00:47:15Asshole.
00:47:19Asshole.
00:47:19Asshole.
00:47:20Oh, shit.
00:47:49Shit.
00:47:50Time for smoke.
00:48:06Nice tin man.
00:48:09Nice tin man.
00:48:14Have fun tonight, bitch.
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:20Ah!
00:48:20Ah!
00:48:29Ah!
00:48:30Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:32Ah!
00:48:33hello hello anybody out there how's it going
00:48:58hello
00:49:28hello
00:50:28Hey. Hey. Hey.
00:50:37You don't want to miss the whole adventure, do you?
00:50:58Your awakening has been duly noted by our tall friend.
00:51:16Oh, God.
00:51:17And he appears to be very interested.
00:51:19Shut the fuck up!
00:51:20Take your clothes off.
00:51:35What? And get on my knees?
00:51:36Oh, please. You're not that irresistible.
00:51:41Well, take them off.
00:51:44Do it, or it's going to.
00:51:46Okay, okay, okay.
00:51:46Hey.
00:52:14What?
00:52:15Socks. Don't forget your socks.
00:52:17Stop helping me.
00:52:45Wow. Queen of outer space.
00:53:00You have no idea how close you are.
00:53:04Would you please enlighten me?
00:53:11Since when did we become friends?
00:53:13Slitting your throat is still my number one priority.
00:53:17Well, that's a real shame.
00:53:19And here I thought we were getting along so well.
00:53:43Forward?
00:53:48Huh. Even Mr. Ray Charles, right?
00:53:51What?
00:53:53Well, nothing of interest.
00:53:59The moon? We're there?
00:54:05Apparently so.
00:54:07So fast. How is that possible?
00:54:11Super science? Super power?
00:54:13So you haven't a clue?
00:54:15Not a one.
00:54:17Not a one.
00:54:27Not a one.
00:54:29Forgetica happens.
00:54:30haha
00:54:37Got you?
00:54:39We'll be here.
00:54:40I don't know.
00:54:41Um?
00:55:42I've met her twin sister.
00:55:48Who is she?
00:55:49Curiouser and curiouser grows our tail.
00:57:15Oh, that was entertaining.
00:57:24Since when did you become comedy relief?
00:57:26Oh, please, by no means.
00:57:28Just shut the hell up.
00:57:29Don't say another word to me.
00:57:31Got it?
00:57:31Got it.
00:57:33Got it.
00:57:33Got it.
00:57:33I don't know.
00:58:03Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
00:58:19Sure.
00:58:21After flying to the moon and getting attacked by a killer robot, how difficult can it be to put on an ancient spacesuit?
00:58:27Why not?
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:37Ready for whatever.
00:58:39I have to say I'm very curious to see what awaits you.
00:58:43Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:58:47Thank you. Thank you.
00:58:51Thank you so much.
00:58:57No.
00:58:59But why?
00:59:01Why did you do that?
00:59:05Not sure.
00:59:07Maybe I'm just a good person.
00:59:11Well, thank you.
00:59:13I really thought I was...
00:59:15Or maybe I wanted to kill you myself.
00:59:17Whatever.
00:59:23Just be careful.
00:59:25We're in this together now, you know.
00:59:29Come back in one piece, okay?
00:59:33No.
00:59:47Fuck you.
00:59:49Fuck you.
00:59:51Fuck you.
00:59:53I've seen you next time.
00:59:59I can see.
01:00:01Yeah.
01:00:03joyful without hell.
01:00:05прогu
01:00:18Journey's on.
01:00:48Journey's on.
01:01:18Journey's on.
01:01:48Journey's on.
01:02:18Journey's on.
01:02:48And away we go.
01:02:57Homeward bound.
01:02:58Nice and steady.
01:02:59Nice and steady.
01:03:02Second star on the right.
01:03:05Straight on till morning.
01:03:06Damn you!
01:03:14Damn you!
01:03:15Damn you!
01:03:15Damn you!
01:03:39Now what?
01:04:03Asshole.
01:04:09Asshole.
01:14:09We're right back.
01:16:08We're right back.
01:16:38We're right back.
01:17:08We're right back.
01:17:38We're right back.
01:18:08We're right back.
01:18:38We're right back.
01:19:08We're right back.
01:19:38We're right back.
01:20:08We're right back.
01:20:38We're right back.
01:21:08We're right back.
01:21:38We're right back.
01:22:08We're right back.
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01:23:08We're right back.
01:23:38We're right back.
01:24:08We're right back.
01:24:38We're right back.
01:25:08We're right back.
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