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00:00:00VIP passenger on the Hawkeye 42's made in place today.
00:00:04Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking.
00:00:05Here's your ticket, sir.
00:00:07Ready, ladies?
00:00:09Excuse me, sir.
00:00:11You can't sit here.
00:00:13This is first class.
00:00:16You know what? You've been paying for this.
00:00:19Attention passengers, we're going to perform an emergency landing.
00:00:30I guarantee you all the passengers you're on board, we'll make it out alive.
00:00:34Fuck it.
00:00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who started the party without me?
00:00:45We said I'd take it to the ride.
00:00:50This is Jet Hawking.
00:00:51Hit the lights.
00:00:52Let's go.
00:01:22If anyone's going to bag this secret millionaire's attention, it's me.
00:01:26Well, maybe he's not a big guy. Maybe he's an ass guy.
00:01:38Ready, ladies?
00:01:39Not yet, Heather.
00:01:42Well, takeoff is in 30 minutes, so we focus more on getting ready and less on gossip.
00:01:48Why does Evelyn have to be our lead?
00:01:54She's probably going to try and bag that secret billionaire for herself.
00:01:57Welcome, Mr. Jet Hawking.
00:02:10What's with the spectacle?
00:02:11I told you I can get here on my own.
00:02:13It's our job to keep you safe, sir.
00:02:15You're our airline's top investor.
00:02:16Sylvia, the whole idea was for me to disguise myself as ground crew so I can observe our airline's service quality.
00:02:22Escort me like I'm the goddamn president of the United States.
00:02:25It wasn't exactly helping.
00:02:27I apologize.
00:02:28Here's your ticket, sir.
00:02:34Better not see anyone following me.
00:02:36Welcome aboard Maple Airlines.
00:02:53Sorry for running late, just, you know, to pull in L.A. traffic.
00:03:02That guy is not the VIP passenger.
00:03:04Not a chance.
00:03:05He's nothing but a filthy ground crew worker.
00:03:11Excuse me, sir.
00:03:13You can't sit here.
00:03:15And why is that?
00:03:17This is first class.
00:03:19Economy is back there in the main cabin.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Okay.
00:03:24I like where I'm sitting.
00:03:26Give me a break.
00:03:28With the dirt rags you're wearing?
00:03:30Well, I like what I'm wearing.
00:03:31First class is for the social elites, millionaires, and CEOs.
00:03:38But you, you're nothing but a washed-up grounds crew worker.
00:03:42You belong out there, handling baggage.
00:03:46Miss, you really shouldn't judge other people by what they're wearing.
00:03:50Now, if you don't believe me, you can check the booking records.
00:03:52The booking records will confirm that this seat is reserved for our most distinguished passenger.
00:03:59Maple Airlines' top investor.
00:04:03That's exactly right.
00:04:05Oh, let me get a chance.
00:04:06I would love a cup of coffee.
00:04:08Just black.
00:04:09Thanks.
00:04:09Tyler!
00:04:14Get over here!
00:04:17We have a low-life grounds crew worker who snuck on the plane without a ticket.
00:04:21What did you just call me?
00:04:23He's sitting in first class and refusing to leave.
00:04:27Chit-out, Claire.
00:04:28I'll take care of it.
00:04:34Hey, you were coffee, right?
00:04:36I did.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:37Thanks.
00:04:39Yes.
00:04:42Oh, no.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:44Oh, no.
00:04:46Oh, no.
00:04:52Fucker.
00:04:53That is why we don't serve coffee to minimum wage dirtbag.
00:04:56Well, you're trying to spill the coffee on me first.
00:04:59Where are your manners?
00:05:00That's it.
00:05:01Enough playing games.
00:05:02Where is your ticket?
00:05:04Word of advice.
00:05:05That's nicely next time.
00:05:09Where's my ticket?
00:05:15It doesn't look like there will be a next time.
00:05:19See this, folks?
00:05:20Just another wannabe trying to scam his way into first class.
00:05:24Your ticket came off the plane.
00:05:25Shh.
00:05:25We got this.
00:05:26Time's up, buddy.
00:05:27Listen.
00:05:28I have a ticket.
00:05:29How else would I have gotten on that airplane?
00:05:31I mean, look at this.
00:05:32You have single-handedly turned first class into a first grade junkyard.
00:05:36You're the one who tried to spill coffee on me.
00:05:38You're the one who tried.
00:05:39No, listen.
00:05:39Listen, this is going to be one of two ways.
00:05:41Either you lick this shit up, or I'll have airport security remove you from this plane.
00:05:48Got it?
00:05:50Mr.
00:05:51That's me nicely.
00:05:52And you think airport security is going to listen to you over me?
00:05:56Of course they will.
00:05:59FAA regulations state when you enter a vessel that is larger and heavier than air, and hence wings, right, with an engine that propels you into the sky, we are in charge.
00:06:10So, yes.
00:06:11Who the hell do you think you are?
00:06:13I own this airliner.
00:06:15That's it.
00:06:16Enough playtime.
00:06:16Let's go.
00:06:17Get out.
00:06:17And who do you think you are to touch me?
00:06:30It's true.
00:06:32A ninja or something.
00:06:34That's it.
00:06:34We've got to get him out of here.
00:06:35I'm calling airport security.
00:06:37This flight attendant is assaulting a passenger.
00:06:40And Maple Airlines says they have the best service in the industry.
00:06:44Give me that phone.
00:06:45That video needs to be deleted.
00:06:48Not a chance.
00:06:49The public deserves to know about your abusive service.
00:06:52She's right.
00:06:53This needs to be documented.
00:06:55Delete that video, or you'll all be banned from Maple Airlines.
00:07:00For life!
00:07:06Ma'am, you have to see this.
00:07:11What on earth?
00:07:12Contact the pilot for that flight and tell them to delay takeoff.
00:07:16I'm going on board.
00:07:27You don't understand.
00:07:29That man snuck on board without a ticket.
00:07:31He's a stowaway.
00:07:32That's right, folks.
00:07:33For all we know, he could be trying to hijack this plane.
00:07:37Okay?
00:07:38This is for your own safety.
00:07:39He's been pulling our leg this whole time.
00:07:41Kick him out.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Fuck that guy.
00:07:44The last thing I needed was some hobo to run on my travel plans.
00:07:48Attention, passengers.
00:07:49Welcome aboard Maple Airlines flight 451.
00:07:52Due to some unforeseen circumstances, we're going to be delaying takeoff.
00:07:56But hang tight.
00:07:57We'll be in the air shortly.
00:07:59We really appreciate your patience.
00:08:00God damn it.
00:08:02This fucking ticketless fuck is going to make me miss my connecting flight.
00:08:06Somebody call airport security.
00:08:08What a shit show.
00:08:09This guy should be kicked out to TSA.
00:08:12Calm down.
00:08:14Ladies and gents, I have a ticket.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:17If you can't show us the ticket, then you can't be on this flight.
00:08:25It's time to go.
00:08:29Keep your hands off my property.
00:08:32Sorry, but we're at capacity.
00:08:34No room for dead weight like you.
00:08:36Dead weight?
00:08:37I think you tore the dead weight on my property.
00:08:45What property?
00:08:46You're poor.
00:08:47Your property is trash.
00:08:49I'm warning you.
00:08:52Which is why this is going out the window.
00:08:55Okay.
00:09:07How would a dirt poor laborer like you even afford a guitar?
00:09:17You probably stole it from one of the passengers.
00:09:22This was a gift from my late wife.
00:09:28Maple Airlines is named after her.
00:09:31Do you realize it was honoring your disgrace?
00:09:34Sure.
00:09:35A lot of people are named Maple.
00:09:38You can claim whatever you want.
00:09:40It doesn't change the fact that you and this piece of junk belong in the garbage.
00:09:46Well, one thing's for sure.
00:09:48This guitar is nowhere near as valuable as all of the time we have wasted trying to get you off this flight.
00:09:54The sooner this guitar gets smashed, the better.
00:09:57See?
00:09:58We're doing you a favor by smashing it.
00:10:01Don't you dare.
00:10:02Look, I don't care.
00:10:06Whatever you are.
00:10:08You want money?
00:10:09I have plenty.
00:10:11But more than that.
00:10:13Who I am makes me a nightmare for people like you.
00:10:17Airport security?
00:10:22We've got a passenger string of trouble on Maple Airlines flight 451?
00:10:27Yes, send someone now!
00:10:29Are you threatening us?
00:10:32We work for Maple Airlines, owned by the richest man in the world, Jet Hawkins.
00:10:38You are so dead.
00:10:40I'm Jet Hawkins.
00:10:41Wait till these dimwits find out I'm their boss.
00:10:45This guitar better not be broken.
00:10:47Because if it is...
00:10:48You'll what?
00:10:50Beg me for money to buy a new one because you can't afford it on your dirt poor salary?
00:10:54I won't be the one begging.
00:10:59You will.
00:11:01Who's the one stirring up trouble?
00:11:03That man with the guitar.
00:11:04He snuck on board without a ticket and he threatened a flight attendant.
00:11:08Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your hands off the guitar case.
00:11:11He could be hiding a bomb in there.
00:11:14Maybe he's trying to blow up the plane.
00:11:16Oh my god, quick!
00:11:17Take the case!
00:11:18Hurry up before we all die!
00:11:20Sir, I'm not going to ask twice.
00:11:22Get your hands off the case.
00:11:23None of you hold rank high enough to search my belongings.
00:11:31He is nothing but a bottom feeding ground stuff.
00:11:35We're all literally leagues above him.
00:11:38If you would like to see my late wife's handiwork,
00:11:42I would gladly open my case and show you all.
00:11:46Don't vote for it.
00:11:47It's a trap.
00:11:48Don't fucking trust him.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:49He's a terrorist.
00:11:53What's all this fuss about?
00:12:00Ma'am.
00:12:09Sir, I'm Evelyn, late flight attendant.
00:12:13Here at Maple Airlines, we take the proper handling of our passengers' belongings very seriously.
00:12:17And I can assure you, nothing else will happen to your guitar.
00:12:23Isn't she the top lead flight attendant at our airline?
00:12:26I'm undercover, so it's best not to cause a scene and rebuild my identity.
00:12:32You seem trustworthy.
00:12:35Unlike...
00:12:35Watch out, Tyler.
00:12:54This is the customer service hour airline is so well known for.
00:13:08You judge those beneath you when you act like monsters yourselves.
00:13:13My bad.
00:13:14You know, you're more than welcome to file a compensation claim for them.
00:13:20Deadline's Friday.
00:13:22But of course, the airline's conclusion may very well be that the rinkety-dink old guitar
00:13:27might be completely worthless.
00:13:31That's for you.
00:13:32That's what I thought.
00:13:37Baggage boy.
00:13:51My wife handcrafted this guitar with exquisite 1980s Cuban mahogany for me.
00:14:00Let me remind you.
00:14:03The company you worked for is named after her.
00:14:09Why is he so serious?
00:14:10Is he really related to the owner of this airline?
00:14:15She was a saint.
00:14:16Offering jobs to the homeless gave him a second chance.
00:14:19But you...
00:14:20Get your dirty fingers off me, please.
00:14:22You?
00:14:23Aaron and stock-up pricks.
00:14:25Think you get to decide who's first class?
00:14:28Who's econ class?
00:14:30When you can't even discern the values that this company was built upon.
00:14:34You're both disgraced to humanity.
00:14:39Security!
00:14:40Here!
00:14:42This baggage boy is trying to kill a flight attendant.
00:14:45Good God!
00:14:46Somebody tackled that man!
00:14:48Sylvia, I give you ten seconds to get here.
00:14:51Right now.
00:14:52Sylvia Stone?
00:14:54Uh, she's VP of Maple Airlines, only second to Jet Hawkins.
00:15:00God, you just won't stop pretending.
00:15:03Well, when Sylvia Stone gets here, with my ticket showing who I am, you'll all cower in fear.
00:15:11Are you all watching this clown show?
00:15:15This ground crew worker couldn't even shine in his stone's shoes, let alone get her on the phone.
00:15:21Don't believe the man!
00:15:23Throw him out!
00:15:24Throw him out!
00:15:25Throw him out!
00:15:26Throw him out!
00:15:27Throw him out!
00:15:28Throw him out!
00:15:29Throw him out!
00:15:30Throw him out!
00:15:30Throw him out!
00:15:31Throw him out!
00:15:32Throw him out!
00:15:37Did someone piss off my boss?
00:15:38God, that's the VP.
00:15:44She, like, runs shit here.
00:15:46Claire is beyond fucked.
00:15:49Explain this.
00:15:51Miss Stone, this baggage boy snuck into first class without a ticket.
00:15:57He's delayed the flight and we're having him removed.
00:16:00Having him removed?
00:16:01Is this how you treat first class passengers?
00:16:06Take a good look at the nightmare you've created for us.
00:16:08Great work, everyone.
00:16:15Thanks to you, our company's stocks have lost over a billion dollars in the past 20 minutes.
00:16:20Don't blame me.
00:16:22Blame this fraud who snuck on board without a ticket and insisted on sitting in first class.
00:16:28Who says he doesn't have a ticket?
00:16:29Sir, you dropped your ticket just before boarding.
00:16:34I wanted to make sure you received it.
00:16:40So, you're really the chief?
00:16:46You're really the chief?
00:16:50That's what they call me.
00:16:54Chief.
00:16:54The CEO, Mr. Hawkins, only ever uses his alias on documents to keep a low profile.
00:17:01You're welcome.
00:17:03First class.
00:17:05Well, now that I've proven I belong here, oh, so precious.
00:17:08First class.
00:17:09Now that I care about status.
00:17:12I do expect reparations to be made.
00:17:13Reparations.
00:17:17What the hell did you do to him?
00:17:20I'm so sorry.
00:17:21I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry.
00:17:24Sir, sir, I made a mistake.
00:17:26Oh, good.
00:17:27I told you what would happen if you judged people on their covers.
00:17:32You two broke my wife's guitar.
00:17:37She gave that to me the day the airline opened.
00:17:40I did, I mean, a terrible mistake.
00:17:43It's all.
00:17:46Sir, I'm so sorry.
00:17:49It's all our fault.
00:17:51No.
00:17:51No, this isn't your fault.
00:17:53You don't have to worry.
00:17:53No, no.
00:17:54I'm their team leader and I have to take responsibility.
00:17:58Now this girl, Evelyn, is the right kind of leadership I value at our company.
00:18:01I am friends with the owner of the best music repair shop in L.A.
00:18:06And if you're willing to trust me, I can ask him to piece your guitar back together.
00:18:18You dimwits are fired.
00:18:20And I'll see to it that you never work for another airline company ever again.
00:18:23Immediately, your employment with Maple Airlines has been terminated.
00:18:28Please, please, give us another chance.
00:18:30Please.
00:18:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:33Please, out of my way.
00:18:35Please.
00:18:35Please.
00:18:36No.
00:18:37Please.
00:18:38We don't.
00:18:38I don't want to go.
00:18:39I don't want to go.
00:18:40I don't want to go.
00:18:40I don't want to go.
00:18:41I don't want to go.
00:18:42I don't want to go.
00:18:45Give me another chance.
00:18:46No.
00:18:47Tyler.
00:18:47Please.
00:18:48No.
00:18:49I am so sorry about the ordeal, sir.
00:18:55Good. Please enjoy the rest of your flight.
00:18:58Thank you, Sylvia.
00:19:02That was intense.
00:19:09If the chairwoman came to porcelain give him his ticket,
00:19:13that old bad boy might actually be the mystery VIP passenger.
00:19:18You really think so?
00:19:21Why would a billionaire be wearing Crown Crew uniform?
00:19:25Huh? It all makes sense now.
00:19:28That old geezer really almost had me fooled.
00:19:31What are you talking about?
00:19:34Miss Stone only came because she saw the viral moment.
00:19:37She's here to protect the airline's reputation and stop the stocks from plummeting.
00:19:41That's the only reason why she fired Claire and gave that guy a ticket.
00:19:46There is no way he is the VIP passenger.
00:19:51Welcome aboard, sir.
00:19:55Welcome aboard.
00:19:58What are you doing here?
00:20:00Mr. Dixon?
00:20:02Isn't that Maple Airlines' new general manager?
00:20:05Oh, so he's the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:10So he is the mystery VIP passenger.
00:20:14Yes, I agree.
00:20:15That makes way more sense.
00:20:16Holy fuck me.
00:20:21What are you two chatting about over here?
00:20:24We're getting ready for takeoff, so you should return to your seats.
00:20:27Hmm.
00:20:32Ladies and gentlemen, we're getting ready for takeoff.
00:20:35Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.
00:20:40Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our Maple Airlines flight 451 with service to John F. Kennedy International Airport.
00:21:07We have now reached an altitude of 20,000 feet, and cabin service will begin shortly.
00:21:12Thank you so much for your patience.
00:21:16Fuck me.
00:21:18These flight attendances keep getting hotter.
00:21:20Jesus Christ.
00:21:21Mr. Dixon?
00:21:24Yeah?
00:21:24That's Evelyn Grant, Maple Airlines flight attendant of the year.
00:21:29Not only is she beautiful, she is damn good at her job.
00:21:32Yeah, whatever.
00:21:33Shut the fuck up, okay?
00:21:34Why don't you do something a favor?
00:21:35Why don't you call over here?
00:21:37Let's see how good at a job she really is.
00:21:43Excuse me, miss.
00:21:44Yes, how can I help you?
00:21:48Yeah, my seatbelt's a little tight.
00:21:53You think you can loosen it for me?
00:21:58Of course.
00:22:04Sir, if you could just keep still, please.
00:22:09Yeah, sure, I could do that.
00:22:10Sir, please, keep your hands to yourself.
00:22:17Listen close, honey.
00:22:18I'm the general fucking manager of Maple Airlines.
00:22:21So if you don't obey my wishes, you're fucking fucked.
00:22:27Sir, please.
00:22:28Just so fucked up.
00:22:29Someone help, please.
00:22:30Help, please, someone.
00:22:32Oh, fuck!
00:22:34Since when does being general manager give you the right to sexually harass your staff?
00:22:38I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you?
00:22:46Don't change the topic.
00:22:48I ask you a question.
00:22:50What makes you think you're an arouser?
00:22:52Look, bud.
00:22:53You're pushing 60, still lugging around 50-pound bags for a fucking living.
00:22:58So stop and lecture on me on how to lead my life and mind your own fucking business.
00:23:05Anybody who harasses anyone on my plane, that is my damn business.
00:23:10You know what, fucker?
00:23:12Where do I do?
00:23:14Here's $5,000.
00:23:15Now go back to where you belong and sit next to the toilet in economy class where you fucking belong!
00:23:23Now that's power, baby.
00:23:25Like that?
00:23:26I know you want to be with a real man.
00:23:27Like me.
00:23:28God, you look so beautiful, economy.
00:23:32Oh, what the fuck?
00:23:34If you go back to economy, I'll give you $500,000.
00:23:37What are you fucking messing with?
00:23:49I do.
00:23:50I'm messing with a toxic, abusive manager who harasses his employees.
00:23:54Wake up, Raps.
00:23:55You're a fucking minimum wage worker.
00:23:56That's a heroic crusader or fucking justice or whatever the fuck you think you are.
00:24:01Sir, Mr. Dixon, he's the general manager.
00:24:06He's very powerful, and it's worth getting into a fight with him.
00:24:10Powerful man?
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:12All I see is a pathetic, weak, insecure coward.
00:24:17Have you let yourself in the mirror, man?
00:24:18I think you're talking about your own ugly ass!
00:24:21Sir, I really appreciate the effort, but I don't want you to get fired.
00:24:27I'll just...
00:24:29I'll resign once we land.
00:24:31You won't have to resign.
00:24:34Anyone's going to resign.
00:24:35It's going to be him.
00:24:39Oh, me?
00:24:40Resign?
00:24:42I'm the general fucking manager, okay?
00:24:45There's only one person on this planet that can make me resign, and that's Jet fucking Hawkins himself!
00:24:51He has no clue on his boss.
00:24:54Play with him a bit longer.
00:24:55Jet Hawkins?
00:24:57Who's that again?
00:24:58This fucking guy.
00:24:59Wait, do you actually haven't heard of him?
00:25:01Everybody's talking about him.
00:25:03He's the billionaire with the monopoly on aeronautic of great steel.
00:25:08I mean, only higher-ups have ever seen his face.
00:25:11Well, that guy.
00:25:13Oh, okay.
00:25:15Wow, you know him.
00:25:17Of course.
00:25:17Of course I do.
00:25:18I'm the general manager.
00:25:21Actually, matter of fact, my uncle's going to take me to see him as soon as we land this plane.
00:25:25You know, because we've got big business to discuss.
00:25:27Things that you don't know fucking nothing about.
00:25:29Oh.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:31And, uh...
00:25:32Who's your uncle again?
00:25:34He's the fucking CEO of Maple Airlines.
00:25:36Heard of him?
00:25:37Hello?
00:25:38Are you listening?
00:25:39See, that's really funny because I don't remember seeing that on Mr. Hawkins' schedule for today.
00:25:46Not to mention, he doesn't typically meet with employees of your lowly stature.
00:25:51I'm the general fucking manager.
00:25:52I have every right to meet him.
00:25:54But my question to you is, how the fuck do you know what Jet Hawkins' schedule looks like?
00:25:57Because I am Jet Hawkins.
00:25:58This old man's last is fucking mine.
00:26:11Look at this guy, huh?
00:26:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:26:15Mr. Dixon, I think it would be a good idea if you just sat down and stayed quiet for a little while.
00:26:19We don't want any more complications.
00:26:23Complications?
00:26:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:26:24Today is this Hawkeye 42 aircraft's maiden flight.
00:26:27The whole world is watching.
00:26:30Yes, because today is also the first time Jet Hawkins' aircraft is doing a commercial flight.
00:26:36His aircrafts are the best.
00:26:38We've already had a viral video go out about employee misconduct.
00:26:41We can't have another rumor that could potentially harm our airline's reputation.
00:26:45Why are you so worried by the way, huh?
00:26:47As my assistant, you do as I fucking say, you understand?
00:26:51Mr. Dixon, I just, I just, I don't want Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Cain.
00:26:55Cain is my fucking uncle, you idiot.
00:26:57You understand?
00:27:00He ain't gonna do shit.
00:27:01And if anyone here is foolish enough to tell any lies about me,
00:27:06I'll consider that your resignation.
00:27:08So come here, right now.
00:27:11Come here, right now!
00:27:12It's fine.
00:27:19You might fear this tyrant of our general manager, but I don't.
00:27:22It was beneath me.
00:27:23You think you're invincible?
00:27:25Let me tell you.
00:27:26Abusing your power and sexually harassing your employee?
00:27:30Well, that is grounds for your immediate termination from Maple Airlines.
00:27:33Not to mention prison time.
00:27:34We're 35,000 feet in the air.
00:27:39Who's gonna dismiss me?
00:27:40You?
00:27:41Hmm?
00:27:41Bingo.
00:27:43Come on, Crash.
00:27:45You can't afford in-flight Wi-Fi with your minimum wage ground crew salary.
00:27:49Get the fuck out of here!
00:27:52Jed Hawkins here.
00:27:53Tell HR I want Roderick Dixon removed from the company within the next 30 seconds.
00:27:57I have to give it to you.
00:27:58You're a pretty good actor, old man.
00:28:00You know what?
00:28:01If you could make a phone call and get me fired,
00:28:05I'll jump out the fucking plane myself.
00:28:07No parachute.
00:28:07Sir, it's for you.
00:28:23Fuckin' we right here, eh?
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30What?
00:28:31You're firing me?
00:28:32You're...
00:28:33You can't fire me!
00:28:34You cannot fire me!
00:28:36What?
00:28:38You're firing me?
00:28:39You're...
00:28:40You can't fire me!
00:28:41You cannot fire me!
00:28:47Who is he?
00:28:49Yeah, no.
00:28:50I'm the general manager, okay?
00:28:51I am unstoppable!
00:28:53This is a fucking scam!
00:28:55Fuck you!
00:28:58You wrinkly, piss-poor baggage handler!
00:29:02You thought you could trick me with a prank phone call?
00:29:04You know what?
00:29:05You're gonna pay for this.
00:29:06Are you okay?
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:24You saved me twice now.
00:29:26Attention passengers.
00:29:41This is your cabin sleeping.
00:29:43We're expecting a little strong turbulence as we go through this patch of infinite weather.
00:29:49Please return to your seats.
00:29:50That's what you're supposed to do.
00:29:51Jesus fucking Christ.
00:29:53Who gave this guy to a pilot's license?
00:29:55He's gonna get me fucking killed!
00:29:59Are you okay?
00:30:02I'm sorry.
00:30:15I didn't mean to.
00:30:17No, no, no, no.
00:30:18You saved me.
00:30:19Twice already.
00:30:20What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:22What the fuck are you guys doing?
00:30:35Attention passengers.
00:30:36And we're going through a severe thunderstorm with dangerously high winds and heavy rains.
00:30:42We're not going to last long here.
00:30:45And there are no nearby airports.
00:30:48So we're going to perform an emergency landing.
00:30:51Please stay in your seats.
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Emergency landing?
00:30:56What the fuck does that mean?
00:30:58Mr. Nixon, it means there's no airport available.
00:31:01We need to find some flat area to land like a field or something.
00:31:03I don't know.
00:31:03I can't.
00:31:04It's going to be incredibly dangerous.
00:31:05All I know is that we have to land.
00:31:07But we're probably not going to make it.
00:31:08We're not going to make it.
00:31:09We're not going to fucking make it.
00:31:11All right.
00:31:12I can't.
00:31:13I just became the general fucking manager.
00:31:15I can't fucking die now.
00:31:21Everybody, calm down.
00:31:23Our captain has been with us for 30 years.
00:31:25And he has a perfect flight record.
00:31:27If anybody can land this airplane, it's him.
00:31:29I don't give a fucking rat's ass about a fucking perfect flight record.
00:31:33If he knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have fucking flown us in the eye of the middle of a fucking storm.
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:38Oh, my God.
00:31:39No, no, no, no.
00:31:40I can't die.
00:31:41I can't die tonight.
00:31:43I'm a general manager.
00:31:44I'm a general fucking manager.
00:31:45My life is worth more than everyone on this goddamn plane.
00:31:48So you go ahead and tell that fucking captain that if he crash lands this fucking plane,
00:31:53then I get every goddamn fucking parachute.
00:31:57So that's it?
00:31:58Your life is the only one that matters.
00:32:00It's you.
00:32:00Your fucking bad luck.
00:32:02I knew the second I saw you that this was going to be a fight for me.
00:32:05Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:07Such a baby.
00:32:08Fuck you.
00:32:09Evelyn, tell this captain.
00:32:11I'm trying to play around.
00:32:12I know where we can land here.
00:32:14That's a bad...
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:19Have you been in touch with the control tower?
00:32:21The storm's getting worse.
00:32:23If we don't connect with air traffic control, we're going to have no other choice than to crash land.
00:32:29Ma'am, we're flying over a mountainous region.
00:32:31It looks like the nearest field long enough for us to land in is over 200 miles away.
00:32:35We're going to run out of fuel.
00:32:36Well, we don't have a plan B. We have no choice but to go for it.
00:32:40Captain, this is my session of some place where to land.
00:32:43Captain, Godspeed racetrack has a two-mile stretch of straight road you can land on.
00:32:47It is no different than landing on a runway.
00:32:49This guy's a bull of shit.
00:32:50You know a racetrack is for cars, not fucking blades.
00:32:52In these conditions, I put our chances of pulling off a safe crash landing of less than 1%.
00:32:57So unless anybody has any better ideas, we need to aim for that racetrack.
00:33:01Fuck no!
00:33:02Okay?
00:33:02I'm not putting my life in the hands of some goddamn baggage handle, okay?
00:33:06That's...
00:33:06That's suicide!
00:33:08Shut up!
00:33:08Are you insane?
00:33:10Listen to me.
00:33:11We're landing the plane at that racetrack.
00:33:14Trust me.
00:33:15I know what I'm talking about.
00:33:18He's just a baggage handle.
00:33:19He's just an old baggage handle.
00:33:20He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:33:21Please!
00:33:22Listen to me!
00:33:22No!
00:33:23No!
00:33:23Captain, I don't know about this.
00:33:26What the hell's wrong with you?
00:33:28You're risking the lives of hunters.
00:33:29I was supposed to meet the most powerful man I know at the New York, Jeff fucking Hawking!
00:33:33You don't get it, do you?
00:33:34We lost contact with air traffic control.
00:33:36Landing at any airport right now is out of the question.
00:33:38Fuck!
00:33:39God damn it!
00:33:41No, no, no, no.
00:33:42My people, they're waiting for me on the tarmac.
00:33:44Hey, what the fuck are they supposed to do, huh?
00:33:46You know how long I've been preparing for this meeting with Mr. Hawking?
00:33:50Huh?
00:33:50Do you?
00:33:51One year.
00:33:51One fucking year of my time!
00:33:53Well, let me tell you.
00:33:55Where I descend is where they shall wait.
00:34:06Captain.
00:34:07Sir, my passengers' lives are at stake here.
00:34:11Are you even sure it's safe to land at this racetrack?
00:34:14This racetrack was specifically designed to serve as an airstrip in the event of emergency landings.
00:34:19I guarantee you all the passengers who are on board will make it all to life.
00:34:23Fuck it!
00:34:24Redirect the plane!
00:34:24We're going to land Godspeed racetrack!
00:34:28Mr. Parsons, we just got word that Mr. Hawking's flight will be making an emergency landing on this racetrack.
00:34:46Double-check the track for any potential hazards.
00:34:48If there's anything happen to Mr. Hawking's, we will be following him right into his brain.
00:34:54Okay, enough planes slick, motherfucker!
00:34:57Not even the pilots, nor the traffic control, knows that you can use that raceway as an emergency landing!
00:35:03How the fuck did you get that intel?
00:35:05Because I own the racetrack.
00:35:07Oh, shit!
00:35:11You own it?
00:35:13Sir, I didn't know you were involved in auto racing.
00:35:16I wasn't young and dangerous once.
00:35:19No, get real.
00:35:20You know how much racetracks go for?
00:35:22I mean, they're just as much as airports.
00:35:23I have properties all over the world.
00:35:25This racetrack was just a side.
00:35:33We're going to make it out, okay?
00:35:35I promise.
00:35:37Sir, we're approaching the racetrack, but I can't make out any of the ground lights.
00:35:44With this kind of visibility, we can't land without something to guide us.
00:35:48Copy.
00:35:49I'll have him turn on the lights.
00:35:51Get the fuck out of here!
00:35:53This is Jed Hawking's.
00:35:55Hit the lights.
00:35:56Hit the light.
00:36:21Let's go.
00:36:22Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it.
00:36:41We've landed a Godspeed racetrack.
00:36:43Sir, I don't know what we would have done without you.
00:36:46We would all have died.
00:36:48On behalf of everybody in this flight, thank you.
00:36:52There's nothing.
00:36:56Don't you fucking dare thank this ground crew fraud on my fucking behalf.
00:37:01Bottom of your sinister fucking plan.
00:37:05Sinister plan?
00:37:06He saved all of us, including you.
00:37:08Cut the fucking bullshit.
00:37:10Did you feel how smooth that we landed?
00:37:11Hark, that just proves that this whole fucking emergency thing was staged.
00:37:17Which means all you motherfuckers, you fucking landed.
00:37:21This plane, in the middle of nowhere, on purpose!
00:37:25Admit it, okay?
00:37:26You guys have some sort of fucking ulterior motive or some bullshit.
00:37:30What ulterior motives could he have?
00:37:32The second we get off this plane, it's gonna look real ugly for you sons of bitches.
00:37:35With all due respect, you're just the ex-general manager of Maple Airlines now.
00:37:43There's really nothing you can do to us.
00:37:45You sure about that, you old fuck?
00:37:48Here's the deal.
00:37:48If you come clean, and you tell me your master fucking plan, or whatever it is you just fucking did, I'll let you off the hook.
00:37:59Otherwise, you're not gonna make it off this racetrack alive.
00:38:03So you're gonna hold me hostage, then?
00:38:09Well, this should be fun.
00:38:12Fuck you.
00:38:13Fuck you.
00:38:14Fucking go.
00:38:15Fuck you.
00:38:15This motherfucker disrespected me, okay?
00:38:29We're gonna go, we're gonna fuck this guy up.
00:38:31You understand?
00:38:31Fuck this.
00:38:34Okay, ground crew.
00:38:43Guess we're gonna do this the hard way.
00:38:44Break this motherfucker's legs.
00:38:47And if anyone says anything about it, I'll pay the right people off.
00:38:50Matter of fact, don't break this fucker's legs.
00:38:53Kill this motherfucker now!
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:04What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:39:10Uncle Gade!
00:39:14You're not going to call me Uncle ever again.
00:39:17What?
00:39:18And you just pissed off my boss.
00:39:22Mr. Hawkins, I am truly sorry for everything that transpired here today.
00:39:27Uncle, what the hell?
00:39:28Are you telling me that this, this old fucking man is the owner of Maple fucking Airlines?
00:39:34There's no...
00:39:34Fuck me!
00:39:36Did you just call our boss a washed up old man?
00:39:39Fuck your boss?
00:39:41Your boss is a fucking baggage boy!
00:39:44He's a fucking nobody!
00:39:46Oh, fuck!
00:39:47Oh, fuck me!
00:39:49You're a goddamn fool.
00:39:50Insane behavior towards Mr. Hawkins on his plane could have cost me my job.
00:39:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know it was him, I swear!
00:39:59We can't get you fired!
00:40:00And now you!
00:40:01Shh!
00:40:06Kane, Mr. Hawkins doesn't have time to watch you and your dipshit nephew bicker like boys
00:40:12in a playground.
00:40:13So I suggest you drag him away from here before I have these guards beat you both to a pulp.
00:40:18I'm sorry, I will escort him out of here immediately.
00:40:21Let's go!
00:40:22Oh, fuck!
00:40:22Fuck, okay!
00:40:23I'm sorry!
00:40:24I'm sorry!
00:40:24Are you all right, Mr. Hawkins?
00:40:29You're not hurt, are you?
00:40:31No, I'm fine.
00:40:32Just in a ventful evening.
00:40:34No.
00:40:35Stop worrying about me.
00:40:37And, uh, do me a favor.
00:40:39Have a shuttle for the passengers on board.
00:40:41I'm sure they are so exhausted after all they've been through.
00:40:44Yes, sir.
00:40:45Shh.
00:40:46Shh.
00:40:54Thank you so much again for today.
00:41:02If it wasn't for you, I...
00:41:04I don't know what would have happened.
00:41:08I'm glad I could help.
00:41:10Actually, I wanted to ask you about something else.
00:41:14What is it?
00:41:17Could you pretend to be my boyfriend tomorrow?
00:41:20Pretend to be, um, your boyfriend?
00:41:25You don't think I'm too old for you?
00:41:27I'm sure you've heard of the Grant family.
00:41:31Well, I'm their sole heiress, and that's why my dad is pressuring me to marry.
00:41:36But, uh, I don't want to get married.
00:41:41Hence the looking for a fake boyfriend.
00:41:43I never would have guessed you were the Grant family heiress.
00:41:49Grant family heiress.
00:41:50It's a household name in New York.
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:55Well, my dad told me that if I didn't bring a man home within three years, he'd find me a groom.
00:42:01And that was three years ago.
00:42:03But none of the fake boyfriends I found are any good.
00:42:07Every time they find out who my dad is, they freak and back out.
00:42:12But you...
00:42:14You're different.
00:42:19I don't think you would let a little storm in nerve you.
00:42:23Little?
00:42:25Or big.
00:42:27I think you're the only man who could win over my father.
00:42:30I've never had an offer like this before.
00:42:35I'll do it.
00:42:39Really?
00:42:42Great.
00:42:45Um...
00:42:45There's just...
00:42:47One more thing.
00:42:50If you're going to pretend to be my boyfriend, you're going to have to act.
00:42:55Rich.
00:42:56Well...
00:43:00I am rich, so...
00:43:02It should be easy.
00:43:04Yes.
00:43:04Yes.
00:43:05That's the exact vibe I'm going for.
00:43:09Um...
00:43:10I think there's still a bit of room for improvement, though.
00:43:15Okay, how about this?
00:43:17Could you dress like, um...
00:43:19Like you make nine figures?
00:43:23Nine figures?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25Yeah, like, um...
00:43:27Like your net worth is 300 million.
00:43:32300 million?
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34Yeah, yeah, that's all I'm asking for.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:38I'll see you here tomorrow.
00:43:40At 2 p.m., okay?
00:43:42Don't be late.
00:43:43Shh.
00:43:50300 million.
00:43:51I'll make that much in a day.
00:43:56How am I supposed to downgrade?
00:44:01Evelyn, I don't understand why you insist on being a flight attendant when you could be living your best life as the Grant family earth.
00:44:08I know.
00:44:09I mean, what do flight attendants make anyways?
00:44:1150K a year?
00:44:12My husband gives me more in spending money each week.
00:44:17See this bag?
00:44:18It's Chanel.
00:44:19Limited edition.
00:44:21My husband bought it for me, and there are only three of these on the entire planet earth.
00:44:26When you inherit your father's money, you're going to be able to buy all three of those and then some.
00:44:30Wait.
00:44:30Who said I'm going to inherit my father's fortune?
00:44:35I don't need my family's money.
00:44:36Oh, fine.
00:44:38But if you're not going to take the inheritance for yourself, then at least find a handsome man to marry, pump out a few beautiful babies, and leave the money for them.
00:44:47Well, yes, if you're trying to get away from your father, you might as well just have a family of your own.
00:44:52What do I look like to you?
00:44:53A baby-making machine?
00:44:54If my dad really wants an heir, then he can have a kid himself.
00:44:59Ev, stop being so stubborn.
00:45:01Okay, trust me, you're going to like this next guy I'm setting you up with.
00:45:05Girl, he's in finance, he's 6'5", blue eyes, the works.
00:45:08If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would be all on that.
00:45:11Well, ladies, actually, I already have a boyfriend.
00:45:14What?
00:45:17You have a boyfriend?
00:45:21Ev!
00:45:22Oh, my God.
00:45:23Okay, I love this for you.
00:45:25You have to tell us which one of these elite families is he from.
00:45:28I mean, you have to introduce us.
00:45:30Yeah, well, he's a little older.
00:45:36But I'm already in love with him.
00:45:40Okay, you'll like him.
00:45:42Let's go meet him.
00:45:48Mr. Hawkins?
00:45:49Yeah, where is he?
00:45:59Making three absolute hotties like us wait around in a garage?
00:46:03Oh, some gentleman he is.
00:46:13Why is that phone ringing?
00:46:15Hello.
00:46:17Oh, this mechanic is a fucking creep.
00:46:21You disgusting pervert.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:23I did not mean to.
00:46:25Yeah, right.
00:46:26We all saw you, you greasy old fuck.
00:46:28I'm going to gouge your goddamn eyes.
00:46:31Miss, I promise I wasn't trying to do anything.
00:46:36Tell that to the cops.
00:46:38Mr. Hawkins.
00:46:39Wait.
00:46:40You know him?
00:46:43Mr. Hawkins?
00:46:45What were you doing under the car?
00:46:48Oh, uh, well, I got here early and thought I'd take the car for a quick spend.
00:46:52But when I got back, you weren't here, so I thought I'd check the engine.
00:46:55But, Mr. Hawkins, I thought I told you to dress like a rich man
00:47:00and not somebody who fixes cars for a living.
00:47:03Uh, yeah, you told me my net worth was supposed to be $300 million?
00:47:07Yes, yes.
00:47:08So what on earth made you think that scruffy mechanic was the right look?
00:47:14$300 million is what I pay my engineer.
00:47:16This fits exactly what you asked for.
00:47:19Right.
00:47:20Um, I was just really counting on you.
00:47:25If you pay your engineer so much money, man, you have nicer clothes.
00:47:29Evelyn, this is his jumpsuit.
00:47:30Um, I stopped by his place to pick it up on the way here.
00:47:33I thought this is what he wanted.
00:47:35Ahem.
00:47:36Eve, you aren't actually telling us that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
00:47:44Well, I don't just know him.
00:47:48He's my boyfriend.
00:47:50What?
00:47:50What?
00:47:54So, that billionaire that you were telling me about?
00:47:57That man?
00:47:57It's him?
00:48:01The grease monkey?
00:48:03Well, guys, I know he's a little bit rough around the edges, but he's stacked.
00:48:09Like Jeff Bezos.
00:48:12This guy has that kind of money?
00:48:15I mean, is that so hard to believe?
00:48:17A highly sought-after engineer.
00:48:19Yeah, freaking right.
00:48:23I mean, all I see standing in front of me is an oily old repairman.
00:48:27Screw this.
00:48:28This mechanic has got to be some kind of tender swindler.
00:48:31I've got to expose him.
00:48:33Eve, you can't actually be serious that you know this dirt broke mechanic.
00:48:38Evelyn, so you're the Grant family heiress, and you have billions coming into your lab potentially.
00:48:51What are you doing with this grease monkey?
00:48:55I think we're a perfect match.
00:48:59And I like him, and I want to be with him, so there's that.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07Well, if you have so much fuck-you money, then, why didn't you bring any gifts for your girlfriend's cousins?
00:49:14Selena, that's a little rude.
00:49:17No, no, she's right.
00:49:18It would be impolite for me to show up empty-handed.
00:49:20Of course I brought gifts for family.
00:49:26I wonder what that piece of shit swindler mechanic got us.
00:49:29Give it.
00:49:32Give it.
00:49:34We've got it.
00:49:35We've got it.
00:49:38We've got it.
00:49:39Give.
00:49:40Give.
00:49:42We've got it.
00:49:50Sir.
00:49:55Ladies, I present the newest limited edition Chanel handbags.
00:50:00There are only three of these in the whole wide world.
00:50:04Um, Crystal, why do these three bags look identical to yours?
00:50:10No, my husband bought me this bag.
00:50:15I know.
00:50:18You dirty, broke-ass grease monkey.
00:50:22First, you lie to Evelyn and say that you're rich just so she'll date you.
00:50:27And now you show up here with these fake goods and shitty knockoff bags as gifts?
00:50:32Yes, these are real.
00:50:34My secretary personally delivered them to me just yesterday.
00:50:36Did he just say he has a secretary of all things?
00:50:41This dirty, low-down grease monkey would never have a secretary.
00:50:45That's crazy.
00:50:48Trust me, I insist.
00:50:52Evelyn, where the hell did you find this guy?
00:50:56I mean, it'd be one thing if he didn't provide us with gifts.
00:51:00We could chalk it up to him being forgetful or poor.
00:51:02But to show up here with these fake goods in order to try and trick us?
00:51:07That just proves he's trying to swindle your fortune.
00:51:13Trying to swindle your fortune.
00:51:16Listen, I am not trying to swindle anybody.
00:51:19My secretary had these bags delivered on a private jet straight from the Chanel headquarters in London.
00:51:26But these are as real as it gets.
00:51:27And what? My bag is fake, then?
00:51:32Listen, dumbass.
00:51:33See this? My husband bought me this bag.
00:51:36There are supposed to be only three of these on the entire planet Earth.
00:51:39But here in this garage, there are four.
00:51:42Which means your bags are knockoffs.
00:51:45Eve, come on.
00:51:46It's clear that this man is playing you for a fool.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:51You don't believe the bags are real?
00:51:53Confirm it.
00:51:54Bonjour, Mr. Hawkins.
00:52:03Fluffy, bien, too sweet et authentifiƩ, c'est Ƨa pour moi?
00:52:10Euh, bah oui, sir.
00:52:11Got it.
00:52:14Forget it, creep.
00:52:15Just take your knockoff bags and get out.
00:52:17It's raining on money.
00:52:28How can a regular mechanic have so much money?
00:52:32Sir?
00:52:33Why is there cash in that bag?
00:52:39Sir?
00:52:39Why is there cash in this bag?
00:52:43Well, I didn't think that simply hand it would be quite enough.
00:52:46And I don't have enough time to prepare.
00:52:47So I added a little extra on top of it.
00:52:51But, sir, this is too much.
00:52:55It's nothing, really.
00:52:57Okay, this has to be fake, too.
00:53:01All right.
00:53:01I've had enough with this, man.
00:53:03First, your background's fake.
00:53:04Your job's fake.
00:53:05I bet you your hair's not even real.
00:53:07Oh, Selina!
00:53:09At least this hair's real.
00:53:11Yeah, it's real as the money on the floor.
00:53:13Yeah, back to that.
00:53:15You keep tricking us.
00:53:16Ev, this guy is no good.
00:53:18Ditch him!
00:53:20I promise.
00:53:21Everything is real.
00:53:22Just look closely.
00:53:24I...
00:53:25I think this is real.
00:53:27Well, if it is real, he probably robbed someone.
00:53:33Well, I'm still calling the cops.
00:53:37Oh, sure, Mr. Hawkins.
00:53:45Oh, what the fuck?
00:53:47That's Lafayette Price.
00:53:49That's just Chanel's lead designer.
00:53:55Mr. Hawkins, you called, and I'm right here.
00:53:59Lafayette, quick question.
00:54:00Those bags you gave me yesterday, you said there was only three in the whole world.
00:54:05That's right, sir.
00:54:06We've only made three of these bags, and we gave them all to you.
00:54:10Well, then, why is there a fourth right there?
00:54:14Pardon, madame, but would you mind if I took a look at your bag?
00:54:21Merci.
00:54:21Oh, la, la, this counterfeits just keep getting worse and worse.
00:54:27Unbelievable.
00:54:28Mr. Hawkins, this is truly an awful knockoff.
00:54:32The stitch work is amateur at best, and they did not even get the logo right.
00:54:37But my husband bought me that bag.
00:54:39He would never get me a fake bag.
00:54:41Madame, a man who buys you cheap trash like this isn't worth your time.
00:54:46If I were you, I'd get those divorce papers ready.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:53Lafayette.
00:54:54Merci pour ton aide.
00:54:56Au revoir.
00:54:57Au revoir.
00:54:58Do you believe me now?
00:55:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:10Who started the party without me?
00:55:18Evelyn, this is Xavier.
00:55:20He's the hotshot race car driver I was telling you about.
00:55:23So, you're Evelyn.
00:55:24And you must be her father.
00:55:29Oh, Xavier, no, this is not Evelyn's father.
00:55:34He's not?
00:55:35Then why did they look so close?
00:55:41Because he's my boyfriend.
00:55:42Boyfriend?
00:55:43Evelyn, what the fuck is going on here?
00:55:46Uh, what, do I need your permission to date someone?
00:55:50Evelyn, I come here today to see you,
00:55:52and you bring this wrinkly old boomer who you claim is your boyfriend?
00:55:56Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:56:01Trying to embarrass me?
00:56:03What does me being her boyfriend have to do with you?
00:56:05Shut it, old fart.
00:56:07I don't waste my breath answering no-name mechanics.
00:56:14Listen, old man.
00:56:16Either you break it off with Evelyn,
00:56:18or I make you disappear overnight.
00:56:21What's it gonna be?
00:56:24Xavier's from one of the top families in New York City.
00:56:27If you don't do what he says,
00:56:29he'll fucking finish you.
00:56:30Evelyn, are you for real?
00:56:32Xavier's got it all.
00:56:33He's young, he's handsome,
00:56:34he's got a lot going for him.
00:56:37What is Josh...
00:56:39John...
00:56:40Jack.
00:56:41Whatever.
00:56:41How that he doesn't.
00:56:43He's got all together.
00:56:45All I see is a pathetic jerk
00:56:47who's running around spending his daddy's money
00:56:49on gambling, cookers, and drugs.
00:56:52Oh, so what's a little fun?
00:56:54You know, work hard, play hard.
00:56:56Besides, check this out.
00:56:59Xavier finished a lap in 38 seconds.
00:57:02That's one of the top ten lap times of the racetrack.
00:57:06Wow, 38 seconds?
00:57:10Xavier, you're gonna be a NASCAR star in no time.
00:57:1438 seconds lap time is not bad on this track.
00:57:18So when I was younger,
00:57:19I was doing laps faster than that
00:57:21without breaking a sweat.
00:57:23But you know,
00:57:23I guess there's always improvement for
00:57:26a novice like you.
00:57:30I guess there's always improvement for
00:57:32a novice like you.
00:57:33Faster than 38 seconds?
00:57:37Give me a break, old man.
00:57:39That scream shows the top times
00:57:42ever recorded at this racetrack.
00:57:44If you were really faster,
00:57:47your name would be above mine.
00:57:49Stop being mean to him.
00:57:51He saved me.
00:57:52Many times.
00:57:53Saved you?
00:57:54So, old man,
00:57:57you really think you're a speed star?
00:58:01Do a lap.
00:58:03Prove it.
00:58:05Well, I don't need to prove anything.
00:58:08See that screen?
00:58:09The time at the top of the list is mine.
00:58:15The top of the list?
00:58:1729 seconds?
00:58:19So you're saying that you got
00:58:20the top recorded speed in history
00:58:22here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:25History here at Godspeed Racetrack?
00:58:27Well, that's not all.
00:58:31Back in the day,
00:58:33my name used to fill every spot
00:58:35on that leaderboard.
00:58:36But as I got older,
00:58:37I started taking my foot off the gas.
00:58:39I want to give young hot shots like you
00:58:41a chance to shine.
00:58:44That's hilarious.
00:58:45Chris, so you're saying
00:58:46you used to be a racer?
00:58:49Come on, you're just
00:58:50a filthy repair man.
00:58:52When could you even
00:58:52afford your own car?
00:58:53A car?
00:58:54This old man can't even
00:58:56afford a used bike.
00:58:59Ev, your senior citizen boyfriend
00:59:01is a pathological liar.
00:59:03He can't trust a thing he says.
00:59:06Mr. Hawkins,
00:59:08you don't have to put up an act.
00:59:10You can just be yourself.
00:59:11I am being myself.
00:59:14Congratulations to Xavier Gordon
00:59:15on recording a top 10
00:59:17that time in the history
00:59:18of Godspeed Racetrack.
00:59:19As a reward,
00:59:20you will receive a generous
00:59:20cash prize of $10 million.
00:59:27Oh my God!
00:59:29Congrats, Xavier!
00:59:30There hasn't been a name
00:59:31on the top 10 list
00:59:33in over a decade.
00:59:35Trust me,
00:59:36I'm just getting started.
00:59:41Geez,
00:59:46a 38 second lap time
00:59:48is only good for
00:59:4810th of all time.
00:59:50Whoever housed the times before
00:59:51must be a generational talent.
00:59:53Those are the guys
00:59:54from yesterday,
00:59:55but I'm up now.
00:59:56And you better believe,
00:59:58I'm coming for their heads.
01:00:01Yeah, see that old man?
01:00:03Xavier's name is going down
01:00:04in history.
01:00:05Who the fuck are you
01:00:06to compare yourself to him?
01:00:07Oh, Mr. Hawkins,
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