00:00the iphone 17 pro max apple's biggest baddest most expensive flex to date and apparently it's coming
00:08with a telephoto zoom so powerful you could spot your ex's new boyfriend across the street
00:14and zoom in on the ketchup stain on his shirt that's right eight times optical zoom not digital
00:21garbage not some ai enhanced nonsense actual moving parts inside the lens turning your phone
00:28into a pocket-sized telescope and that is just leak number one if that doesn't already make your
00:34wallet start crying wait until you hear the rest of these leaks apple's september event is right
00:41around the corner and the iphone 17 pro max is shaping up to be the ultimate shut up and take
00:48my money device forget incremental upgrades this is a monster we're talking a 5000 milliamp hour
00:55battery the biggest apple has ever shoved into a phone triple 48 megapixel rear cameras with full 8k
01:03video a 24 megapixel selfie cam so sharp you'll finally regret not brushing your hair a brand new
01:11a19 pro chip with 12 gigabytes of ram plus way faster charging that's the base we already knew but now
01:20eight brand new leaks have surfaced and each one makes this phone sound more like a sci-fi prop than
01:26a smartphone the good news you'll feel like james bond the bad news you might have to sell your kidney
01:33on craigslist let's start with the telephoto upgrade because this one changes the game apple
01:39is reportedly giving the iphone 17 pro max an exclusive zoom system that physically moves between 5x and 8x
01:48optical and before you say wait don't other phones already have crazy zoom yes but they're mostly using
01:55tricks like digital crop or stacking lenses apple's going mechanical here it's like having a professional
02:02camera rig hidden inside your pocket ready to snap the clearest photo of your dog across the park
02:08or that one guy at starbucks who still types with two thumbs like it's 2009 the kicker this is only on
02:15the pro max the regular pro doesn't get it apple is officially turning the pro max into the phone for
02:22photo nerds and stalker level zoom enthusiasts now let's talk screens the iphone 17 series screen
02:29protectors leaked and the pro max is looking like an imax theater you can hold in your hand meanwhile the
02:36brand new iphone 17 air slots awkwardly between the pro and the pro max but it's thinner than a breadstick
02:43here's the thing size matters at least when you're binging netflix or doom scrolling tick tock at 2am
02:51and that pro max display is not just massive it's backed by a 5000 milliamp hour battery
02:58translation you'll be watching cat videos until sunrise without begging for a charger but here's the twist
03:05this bigger size comes with one of the boldest design changes apple has pulled in years remember the big
03:14chunky camera square apple has been rocking for years it's gone dead buried the iphone 17 pro max is
03:23getting a full-length camera bar stretching across the back milled out of a single chunk of aluminum like
03:30apple's macbook pros antennas will wrap around it just like the apple watch ultra's design forget
03:37those fake renders floating around the internet showing bubbly 3d glass bumps that's not happening
03:43this thing is sleek industrial and probably heavier than your hopes and dreams of apple ever lowering
03:50prices the new camera bar also gives apple extra room to pack in that exclusive telephoto system
03:58basically it's a design flex but one that makes sense for function too but because of this redesign
04:05magsafe had to change the magnets aren't the nice little full ring anymore on the pro and pro max the
04:12bottom is chopped off why to fit the new bar and internal shuffling and because of that the apple logo is
04:19sliding down a bit lower on the back to sit perfectly in the new magsafe window think about it apple literally
04:28moved the logo just to make sure it aligns with your charger this is the kind of detail that screams
04:34we know you'll still buy it even if the logo was upside down meanwhile the base iphone 17 and the new
04:42air keep the full circle magsafe ring so the redesign is once again pro only here's where things get
04:51spicy according to the latest leaks apple is seriously considering ditching siri's brain and plugging in
04:57google's gemini ai that's right the company that mocked android for a decade might now be relying on
05:04google to make their voice assistant usable imagine pulling out your iphone 17 pro max and saying hey siri
05:13and suddenly it's gemini answering with actual useful info instead of here's what i found on the web
05:20on one hand it could make the iphone the smartest phone overnight on the other it's basically apple
05:27admitting they lost the ai race and are outsourcing their homework would you actually trust apple and
05:33google teaming up on ai or does that sound like a black mirror season premiere of course none of this
05:39comes free reports say the iphone 17 pro models are going up by 50 the good news the regular pro now
05:47starts at 256 gigabytes of storage so you're paying more but getting more the bad news the pro max was
05:54already at 256 gigs so you're paying extra for literally nothing except of course the exclusive
06:01zoom the new design and maybe even an upgraded cooling system with a vapor chamber apple knows exactly
06:08what they're doing here the pro max is the premium phone for premium people with premium credit card debt
06:16remember those fine woven cases that were supposed to replace leather but ended up staining if you
06:22looked at them funny yeah apple quietly killed those off now they're introducing tech woven cases stronger
06:30more durable more stain resistant and hopefully less likely to look like a used couch after a week
06:37the leaks show a full lineup of colors but the real story is what they reveal about the bottom of the phone
06:44apparently apple thinks 2025 is the year of the lanyard case leaks show actual lanyard holes at the
06:51bottom of the the iphone 17 series meaning you could literally dangle your 1200 pro max from your wrist
07:00like a purse personally i think it's ridiculous but in markets like china lanyards are huge people love
07:08having shoulder straps and wrist loops for their phones and let's be real apple's going to sell
07:14a titanium lanyard strap for 99 and people will buy it that's the apple tax so there you have it
07:22eight brand new leaks for the iphone 17 pro max the biggest battery apple's ever made the craziest zoom
07:30ever shoved into a smartphone a complete design overhaul and yes even lanyard holes personally i
07:37don't care how thin the new air is i'm buying the pro max for that 5000 milliamp hour battery and
07:44exclusive spy camera zoom apple basically said you want the best iphone pay up and honestly we will what
07:53about you is the price hike enough to push you away or are you already in line with your credit card in
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08:07around because in the next video we're diving into the first iphone 18 leaks and rumor has it apple
08:15might finally go foldable yeah things are about to get insane peace out
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