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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:56Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer inside
00:03:34You've got me walking on the edge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:03And standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on the edge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:32When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:14And you're just standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on the edge
00:05:21With nowhere left to go
00:05:24And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's open
00:05:35I'll be living on the edge
00:05:41When it's over
00:05:46Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:09I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:22And I'll be here
00:06:24Just standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on the edge
00:06:29I'm walking on the edge
00:06:33With nowhere left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:44Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here, sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14Waiting for the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well, hi, y'all
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card, Python
00:07:28No, Mr. E counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up, Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know, Python
00:07:53It's really good to see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission, Hotshot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now, you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:09:02Yeah
00:09:03You're not supposed to happen
00:09:04Yeah
00:09:05It's because you're not supposed to be
00:09:06Nothing
00:09:07No
00:09:08Or
00:09:09I've been
00:09:09And
00:09:10We're
00:09:23They're
00:09:24right
00:09:25So
00:09:26You're
00:09:28Right
00:09:30Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, Jake, let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:06All right.
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:07Okay.
00:10:07All right.
00:10:08All right.
00:10:08All right.
00:10:09All right.
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:40Oh, Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:06Uh, just, uh, a little extra protection for me.
00:11:14Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24With this?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades will get a bang on this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:28Yeah, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:29Well, I have to do it all in a way.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:31I just have to be here, I have to do it all now.
00:11:32Oh, my God!
00:11:33I want to go.
00:11:34I want to go.
00:11:35I want to go.
00:11:36Oh, my God!
00:11:37No.
00:11:38I want to go.
00:11:39No.
00:11:40I want to go.
00:11:41No, yes, I need to go.
00:11:43No, I need to go.
00:11:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:41This was never in the manual.
00:14:43Target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good lieutenant.
00:14:57What about your friend Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No.
00:15:03No sign of him yet.
00:15:05No sign of him yet.
00:16:47Thank God for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son of a bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just as planned.
00:17:13Let's go.
00:17:43Let's go.
00:18:13Let's go.
00:18:15Steven, holy...
00:18:29Holy shit.
00:18:39It's been a long time.
00:18:55Too long.
00:18:57Too bad.
00:18:59Short.
00:19:03American pig.
00:19:05What the hell is he to now?
00:19:09Oh, jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:30All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:36Yes, sir.
00:19:37Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:38Hey, Jacqueline.
00:19:39Yes.
00:19:40I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:43Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:45He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:47Yeah.
00:19:48If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:51And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:53It's on its way.
00:19:54Out.
00:20:05Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:07Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:09I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:27Ah!
00:20:36Nice.
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:43There,иться at the door.
00:20:45Stop the door.
00:20:46Come on!
00:20:47Give me that, General.
00:20:48Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:49Get out of there!
00:20:50Come on, get out of there, Steven James Banner.
00:20:52Start the door.
00:20:53Let's get down there.
00:20:54Let's get down there, General.
00:20:55Now that's it!
00:20:56Let's get out of there!
00:20:57That's it!
00:20:58Get out of there, Steven James Banner.
00:21:02Get out of there!
00:21:12We'll do it on the 1, 2, 3, 1.
00:21:36...
00:21:40...
00:21:40...
00:21:41...
00:21:41...
00:21:42...
00:21:42...
00:21:42Come on, let me get it!
00:21:47Take it! Get to the hell!
00:21:50Get it! Get it!
00:22:12Get out of here, get out of here!
00:23:12I wonder how I am so fired.
00:23:42I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:47I'm sorry, I lost your visual.
00:23:49Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there.
00:23:52You better be too, Jack.
00:23:53You better be too, Jack.
00:23:54Let's go.
00:23:55You better be too, Jack.
00:24:11This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31He's our ticket out of here.
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the run-even point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay. On my way.
00:24:46You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:25:10Insert barrier street.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:32That's in order.
00:25:34That's in order.
00:25:35Get out.
00:25:39Get out.
00:25:41Get out.
00:25:43Get out of here.
00:25:47Go.
00:25:48Go.
00:25:59It's not too long.
00:26:00It's not too long.
00:26:01Buddy.
00:26:04Three as a crowd.
00:26:23Oh, Steven. Jack.
00:26:31Bravo Leader, this is Code 5 Commander.
00:26:36Do you have copy?
00:26:38All right, the target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand Bravo Leader?
00:26:54Good.
00:26:56God damn it, Banner! Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy Bravo Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:17Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:26I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:31Good.
00:27:32But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:36So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:39and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out!
00:27:56Banner!
00:28:01Banner!
00:28:03Banner!
00:28:04Banner!
00:28:09Banner!
00:28:15I'm sorry.
00:28:22I'm sorry.
00:28:24Oh, my God.
00:28:54Oh, my God.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:30:24Oh, great. Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests. Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom, and joining us today, we have
00:30:35Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader, and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:45Let's hear it for you.
00:30:46Yes, Natasha.
00:30:55Sorry, the main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:31:04Ah, comrade Karloff. Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir. I reached banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:13That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:20E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:31Oh, yes. Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:40Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:43Uh, sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans, and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your own divided opinion.
00:32:36Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your own divided opinion.
00:32:42I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:23The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:19What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:44And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant, we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets.
00:35:01And a night's ticket.
00:35:03And handcuffs.
00:35:04And a half percent of that, without distinction, let's change me away.
00:35:05Oh, look.
00:35:09Oh, look.
00:35:13Oh, look.
00:35:15Okay.
00:35:15All right.
00:35:21Oh, no.
00:35:23Yeah.
00:35:23Well, it's okay.
00:35:28I'm up.
00:35:29I'm up.
00:35:30Ha.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:33Oh, my God.
00:36:03Now, remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:33Hey, Mickey, let's get down.
00:36:40Mickey, let's get down.
00:36:41Oh.
00:37:03That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:33Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:21Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project.
00:38:40Sure.
00:38:41Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:50Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God, I'm never going to see you.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you?
00:39:15I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:29All right, Lieutenant, I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour.
00:39:44Okay, sure.
00:39:47Well, Miss Karloff, I'm eating Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you prefer a black Russian?
00:39:59Uh, waiter, a check!
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn film.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:49Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:07We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:09God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off.
00:41:15I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touché.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:56I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record,
00:42:12he might just bypass security,
00:42:14decode the safe,
00:42:16and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:23I agree.
00:42:24I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone,
00:42:31not even our own people,
00:42:32seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad,
00:42:35Mickey,
00:42:36that kid in the film,
00:42:38he's now an adult,
00:42:40and one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46He must be protected.
00:42:48I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:09In truth,
00:43:10he's no agent.
00:43:16He's my grandson,
00:43:18a psychopathic killer
00:43:19whose identity,
00:43:21if known to the rest,
00:43:22could prove very embarrassing
00:43:24to our government.
00:43:26And definitely,
00:43:28the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film
00:43:36and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:00And good luck.
00:44:30PHONE RINGS
00:45:00PHONE RINGS
00:45:09Do you want to play a game?
00:45:13Uh, no computer, I do not want to play a game
00:45:17Oh, please enter your security code then
00:45:30I acknowledge your authority, let us begin
00:45:41By all means, I'd like to know computer, where the movie film that was recent deposit here is being kept
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room
00:45:57Good, computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:04Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father
00:46:16Enough
00:46:17What the hell
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing computer
00:46:26Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe
00:46:30The sequencing to open the master safe has been done
00:46:40Okay, thank you computer
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault
00:46:47Continue, thank you
00:46:49Countdown
00:46:51Countdown
00:46:52Five
00:46:54Four
00:46:55Three
00:46:56Two
00:46:57And open
00:46:59You now have two minutes
00:47:04You now have two minutes
00:47:08But you, uh, good job, oh boy
00:47:10What do you think?
00:47:14Do you know I'm not?
00:47:35Two
00:47:35Two
00:47:36One
00:47:37I
00:47:41To
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:22Fight! Fight!
00:48:23Fight!
00:48:24Fight!
00:48:28We got faith in you!
00:48:32Fight!
00:48:33End up!
00:48:34End up!
00:48:35Fight!
00:48:36We got you!
00:48:37End up!
00:48:38Fight!
00:48:41Fight!
00:48:42Fight!
00:48:43For your life!
00:48:44Fight!
00:48:45You cut my loose
00:48:47With everything else
00:48:50Fight!
00:48:51Fight!
00:48:52For your life!
00:48:54We got you!
00:48:56End up!
00:48:57End up!
00:48:58End up!
00:48:59Fight!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:02Hold on!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:09Hey!
00:49:10Let's go!
00:49:12No!
00:49:13Let's go!
00:49:14Come on!
00:49:16Come on!
00:49:18Fight!
00:49:19Fuff!
00:49:20You Whoa!
00:49:22Hallo!
00:49:23Uh!
00:49:2530,000 pounds!
00:49:26Hey!
00:49:27Year!
00:49:28prendsisa transition in there!
00:49:30Oh, boy.
00:50:00Ah, Mr. Edy, good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:23This is Banner.
00:50:25Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:29Um, let's get this aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target inside?
00:50:47Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:50Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's no way that you say.
00:51:02Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:07Don't take me away.
00:51:08Don't take me away.
00:51:12Don't take me away.
00:51:17Don't take me away.
00:51:21That was close.
00:51:26It'll be all right?
00:51:26No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're okay.
00:51:53Off the screen.
00:52:00I'm good.
00:52:05I'm good.
00:52:10I'm good.
00:52:13I'm good.
00:52:15I'm good.
00:52:30Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:34Well, maybe not.
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:46Oh!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48Oh!
00:52:49Oh!
00:52:50Oh!
00:52:51Oh!
00:52:52Oh!
00:52:53Oh!
00:52:54Oh!
00:52:55Oh!
00:52:56Oh!
00:52:57Oh!
00:52:58Oh!
00:52:59Oh!
00:53:00Oh!
00:53:01Oh!
00:53:02Oh!
00:53:03Oh!
00:53:04Oh!
00:53:05Oh!
00:53:06Oh!
00:53:07Oh!
00:53:08Oh!
00:53:09Oh!
00:53:17Oh!
00:53:18Oh!
00:53:19Oh!
00:53:20We could, uh, say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:29But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing.
00:53:33Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:50Okay.
00:53:54Yes?
00:53:57What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:05How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:20Oh!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:36Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:37Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:39It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:41Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:47Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:48I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:52Rush the sub, close your fists, our target, ma'am.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:58This way, sir.
00:55:00Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:01Dive, dive.
00:55:04No!
00:55:04No!
00:55:05No!
00:55:06I'm Scott.
00:55:18Jack, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like a minute.
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood?
00:55:31I am. Yes, ma'am.
00:55:33Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:35Those guys are acting real serious.
00:56:01Hey.
00:56:05God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:19I know I can trust you.
00:56:21You're so happy.
00:56:23Besides, I've always been able to see right through me, anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:29Color.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Carnac, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:49Wouldn't it be the rules?
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05What the hell with them?
00:57:06The hell with Mr. E.
00:57:07May I have this, dad?
00:57:09Steven!
00:57:10Oh my goodness!
00:57:11The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:29They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo.
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially when you were done.
00:57:53Look, Steven.
00:57:54You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:58You're just holding me, Jacqueline.
00:58:01I'm so proud of you, Steven James, Ben.
00:58:07You're all the kind.
00:58:09I'm always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, Jacqueline.
00:58:14I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:17make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What?
00:58:21To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:31I'll leave me to see you.
00:58:36There you go.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win.
00:58:41But I will never watch you die.
00:58:44And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes some place in the world,
00:58:49when you let your guard down,
00:58:51some places assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:57if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:59And I'll...
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01:13:43Bill, you hurry. I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose. Please.
01:13:55I better call the police.
01:14:13Oh, my God. The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:31I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:37Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:41And the psycho they use to commit them is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR secret police.
01:14:53And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:12Oh, no.
01:15:15Oh, no.
01:15:18Oh, no.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:39It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
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01:17:46You're really very good Stephen James Banner. You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as man?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Oh, please. That crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified darling. In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive? Wouldn't you be in danger? I mean, you were responsible for his cop at death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:37Franchella, it's only...
01:18:43Jack on me.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:51That little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything you know. People do change.
01:19:05Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:17Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Hey, I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:28Oh, say that, baby.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer in sight
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53Burn in the wind
01:19:55You're my life
01:19:56You've got me walking on a ledge
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