- 2 months ago
The Genius and the Bad Boy - Full
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00:00Fremont Academy is offering a full-ride scholarship to any student who can solve this equation.
00:14Fremont Academy is the best private school on the West Coast.
00:18A full ride there would get me out of this rundown school.
00:30What do you think you're doing?
00:35I'm going to solve the math problem and get a scholarship to Fremont.
00:40Even famous mathematicians are stumped by this.
00:45There's no chance you can solve it.
00:48It's just a disguised nonlinear differential equation.
00:51Once you factor out the noise, it practically solves itself.
00:54Like your fat-ass nose map, you can't even read a scale.
00:59Hey, stop playing, Miss Piggy.
01:01I bet $100 you're just writing jabberish up there right now.
01:08I'd take that bet, but you don't have $100.
01:14Alright, fine. I'll make you a new bet.
01:17If you get that equation right, me and the football team will streak through school butt-ass naked.
01:24But if you get it wrong, you do.
01:27Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
01:32You have a deal.
01:34I'm going to start clearing my camera roll.
01:36I need all my storage to capture your giant naked peach.
01:39That's correct!
01:54Come on, big mama. Please, don't make us do this.
01:56You've been calling me fat since middle school.
01:58This is payback.
01:59Now, streak!
02:00Well, run, little rabbit. Run!
02:08Alright, go! Go! Go! Go!
02:11It's official. You've been accepted to Fremont Academy. Congratulations, Sophie.
02:14Now that I'm going to Fremont, everything is going to get better.
02:30Woof! Who let the dog out?
02:39It looks like her body is eating her clothes.
02:44Class, today we have a new student. Scholarship recipient. Sophie.
02:55Oh, Mrs. Matthews, I think it's actually pronounced So-Fat.
03:02Actually, it's pronounced Sophie. Get used to that name because in 20 years when I'm winning awards, you'll still be trying to learn how to spell insecure.
03:09You're late, Rylan Barry.
03:24Cry about it.
03:30You're in my seat.
03:32Move.
03:34I won't back down from a bully, even if he is annoyingly hot.
03:39I don't see your name on it.
03:41Rylan, make her move. She needs the cardio.
03:44You're going to have the seat for today, but if you want it tomorrow, you're going to have to sit in my lap.
03:56Class, today we're making thermite reactions. Grab a tray of supplies.
04:00If you're trying to get my attention, just say it.
04:14I'm not. My mom accidentally shrunk my uniform in the dryer.
04:18Tell your mom I said thank you.
04:20You're a pig.
04:22You should talk.
04:24How about we just get started?
04:27Uh, fine. I'll mix.
04:29Wait!
04:31Unless you want a face full of rapidly decomposing oxygen and foam, don't add the catalyst just yet.
04:36That reaction's exothermic and instantaneous.
04:39Holy shit. She might be the smartest girl I've ever met.
04:42I don't know what you just said, but it sounds fun.
04:46No!
04:59This is not the impression I wanted to make on the first day at my posh new school.
05:03Damn! New girl making a big splash.
05:06Sophie May! How dare you expose yourself in my classroom!
05:13Relax, teach. New girl was just trying to impress me.
05:16It's Sophie, and I didn't mean to, I promise. Rylan was mixing the chemicals and...
05:22I know! I'll go try to get attention when I see one.
05:26You're just mad because no one's seen your tits since the 90s.
05:29Detention! The both of you!
05:31My first day of school and I already have detention because of this jerk?
05:34I don't care if he's hot. I need to get away from him.
05:39And you.
05:41Go put a shuttle!
05:44If that happened to me, I would delete myself.
05:48If you want to be deleted, Lana, I'll volunteer.
05:50What the...
05:55You!
05:59New girl, wait.
06:05My name is Sophie.
06:07Look, you proved your point back there.
06:09You don't like me.
06:10So do me a favor and just leave me alone.
06:13What if I don't want to?
06:17It doesn't make you cool to tease the fat girl.
06:20It just makes you an asshole.
06:22That's not what I was trying to do, but...
06:25She'd never believe me.
06:27Remember what I said.
06:29Leave me alone.
06:30I'm really sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to make a scene. I promise, I'm a good student.
06:43I'm well aware of your background, Miss May. That's precisely why I've chosen you to tutor Rylan Barry. A smart girl like you should understand what's at stake if you don't help him earn an A.
06:55I have to tutor my bully? Could this day get any worse? I can't tutor him. He's a bully with a bad attitude. There's no way I can get him to learn from me.
07:06Rylan is the headmaster's son. Some students like him are born with advantages. Others earn their place here. Help him improve your value as a scholarship student. Fail and you may just find your opportunity here.
07:23Short-lived.
07:26You girl really wanted to loosen up those buttons. I mean, she's practically begging some guy to take her to Poundtown.
07:34Yeah, if you could even find that pussy in all those rolls.
07:38You know, she has a decent face card, so maybe I could just close my eyes and throw her a pity bone.
07:43No way. You would throw up before you even got off.
07:46Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
07:47Yeah. A thousand dollars says that you fail miserably.
07:52You are so on. And I'd take cash. Big bills only.
07:57Wave the new girl the fuck out of your perverted bet.
08:01It's an easy grant. I'll have her V-card by the end of today.
08:04She's too smart for your bullshit.
08:05Wait. You like her?
08:10You know, I should fuck her for free so I can get under your skin.
08:14Because that would get under your skin, wouldn't it, brother?
08:18If I took her home and fucked her raw when you were in the other room.
08:22Stay away from her.
08:25Oh, I will. After I bang her.
08:27What are you doing?
08:42Sophie, thank God you're here. My brother has serious anger issues.
08:47Wow. It looks like Rylan will bully anyone. I have to stand up to him.
08:52Why are you punching your own brother?
08:54I just wanted to invite you to my school kickoff party, but then he got mad, said you weren't the popular type.
09:01You don't know anything about me.
09:02That's not true. He's making a bet.
09:04A bet that you're a cool girl.
09:06The name's Tanner, by the way, QB of the Fremont Falcons.
09:11So if you don't go, Tanner's parties are just a bunch of drunk kids acting like assholes.
09:15Look, he's just mad because I never invite him.
09:18This party is a dream job party.
09:20So come dressed up as your dream job, but, uh, sexy.
09:25Okay. I'll plan on it.
09:30See how easy that was?
09:33I'll be sure I give you a play-by-play right after.
09:36Don't bother. I'll be there.
09:38Well, that's good.
09:40It'll be more fun if you watch.
09:41Sophie isn't here yet.
09:54Shut up and drink your beer.
09:56If she does come, it'll be for me.
09:59I'm telling her about your stupid bet.
10:01Go ahead. She's not gonna believe you.
10:04I hope I don't puke when I fuck her tonight.
10:07Lay a hand on Sophie and I'll kill you.
10:09Yeah?
10:11And what if she lays a hand on me?
10:16Sophie.
10:18Oh, so I guess you didn't get the memo that you were supposed to wear a sexy outfit.
10:24Or, oh, maybe you couldn't find one in your size.
10:26They clearly didn't have one in your size either.
10:30Where'd you get that?
10:31The toddler section?
10:35Oh, John!
10:39Oh, oops! I just...
10:41Well, hey, don't worry. Don't worry.
10:44I have the perfect costume for you.
10:48And I know for a fact that it's just your size.
10:57Come on! Have fun!
11:06I've been making my own outfits since I was 10.
11:09If those girls think they can take me down this easily,
11:12they're in for a surprise.
11:27Thanks for the costume, assist.
11:33I think this works better.
11:36You bitch.
11:38That costume was a rental.
11:47Kill out Lana. I'll pay for the costume.
11:51It'll be worth every penny.
11:52Kill me.
11:59By far, best costume here.
12:02Can I get you a drink?
12:04Is the most popular guy at Fremont Academy hitting on me?
12:08Sure. Thanks.
12:12Don't drink anything he gives you.
12:14What? You think the quarterback, the hottest guy in school,
12:18is gonna drug me when he can have any girl here.
12:22You think he's the hottest?
12:25Maybe second hottest?
12:27Can we go outside where it's quiet? We can talk.
12:29Oh, so don't drink anything Tanner gives me,
12:32but follow you into the dark, empty woods.
12:34You really do think I'm stupid.
12:36Sophie, listen to me.
12:37What? What do you want?
12:39Sophie, you have to stay away from my brother.
12:40He's only pretending to like you.
12:41Right.
12:47Because what guy would want a girl like me?
12:52What kind of guy would want a girl like you?
12:54Me.
12:58Look, I want a girl like you.
12:59Once Sophie drinks this, she'll be out cold, and I can do whatever I want to her.
13:13A thousand bucks and making my brother feel like shit.
13:16It's gonna be a good night.
13:20Look, I want a girl like you.
13:22I thought Rylan hated me, but the way he's looking at me makes me feel like he likes me.
13:27You do?
13:29Yeah.
13:31Yeah, I really fucking do.
13:33Oh, hey Rylan!
13:35Stacy said she was looking for you.
13:38Said she's ready for round two.
13:42Wow.
13:44You almost had me there.
13:52What the hell was that for?
13:54Come on.
13:55You aren't actually serious about that porker anyways.
14:04I can't fall for the bad boy.
14:07Rylan is nothing but trouble.
14:10There you are.
14:11I've been looking everywhere for you.
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