00:00I'm gonna order two pizzas at the same time, and whichever delivery driver shows up first,
00:04I'm gonna tip them a brand new car.
00:06All right.
00:06Thank you for calling me, son. I'm happy to help you.
00:08I'd like to order a pizza.
00:09My address is 21...
00:11Hey, I'd like to order a pizza.
00:12The cheese pizza.
00:13My address is 21...
00:15Uh, just a large.
00:16Uh, hey, what'd you send?
00:18It's a duplex.
00:19Uh, no, that's great.
00:22Domino's is taking forever.
00:24Can I just get a cheese pizza and nothing else?
00:27Okay, thank you.
00:28Let the games begin.
00:30I saw a car through the window.
00:33Let's see who it is.
00:34I'm excited. I'm hungry.
00:35It's pizza time.
00:36How's it going?
00:37Oh, hi.
00:37Wait, real quick. Before you go, I'd like to give you a car as a tip.
00:41For real?
00:42You want to check it out?
00:42Yeah.
00:43You beat the Pizza Hut guy here.
00:45See you on the car.
00:46Uh, I...
00:47Here you go.
00:48This is not how I expected this day to go.
00:50I didn't expect the pizza to be this good.
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