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00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:03:09Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:03:20I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:23Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:32When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:09I'm living on the edge
00:05:12Just standing all alone
00:05:16I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:22With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:34Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:46Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:06Truly over
00:06:07I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:23Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:34With nowhere left to go
00:06:37And one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters
00:07:07Last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you'd do it through again
00:07:10Listen why don't you
00:07:11Just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of
00:07:13Sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well hi yo
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card
00:07:28Python
00:07:28No Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job
00:07:36Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know Python
00:07:53It's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hot shot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh is that a fact
00:08:02Colonel
00:08:03As long as I outrank you
00:08:04It is
00:08:05Gentlemen
00:08:05I believe
00:08:06We have a job to do
00:08:07All right
00:08:09Just run it down Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry
00:08:13Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me
00:08:15To explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace
00:08:17You're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest
00:08:30Of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:47I want you to check with me
00:09:17Okay, Banner
00:09:46It looks like the camp
00:09:47Is just a half a mile
00:09:48To the east
00:09:49We might as well
00:09:54Take it down
00:09:55Hey, did you get a good look
00:09:57At that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah
00:09:59There's only a couple of guys around
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake
00:10:01Well, hell, Jake
00:10:03Let's go get a piece
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner
00:10:06Okay, maybe I'll jump in there
00:10:07Whatever
00:10:07It looks like a piece of cake
00:10:08Oh, no, no, no
00:10:36Oh, Jack, I'm giving you your 38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just, uh, a little extra protection for me.
00:11:14Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner, let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades will get a bang out of this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:36Oh, my God.
00:11:37Oh, my God.
00:12:05I don't know.
00:14:35Just hang in there, Val.
00:14:41This was never in the manual.
00:14:42The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good, Lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:05No, no sign of him yet.
00:15:05The target is in sight, and you're in a way in the beginning of the world.
00:15:10The target is in sight, and you're in a way out.
00:15:12You're in a way out.
00:15:14This is a place in sight.
00:15:14This is a place in sight.
00:15:15This is a place in sight, right?
00:15:15Yeah.
00:15:15This is a place in sight.
00:15:16guitar solo
00:15:46Say goodnight, Gracie
00:16:16Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:38Banners made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit
00:16:46That guy for small miracles
00:16:49You were right
00:16:50It is compact
00:16:52Maybe even mobile
00:16:54Could be a very serious threat
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son of a bitch Banner
00:17:01All right, just stick to the script and get the job done
00:17:06Yes, sir, whatever it takes, just this plan
00:17:09You're right
00:18:35Shit.
00:18:37Stratfish, he broke banner, my friend.
00:18:53It's been a long time.
00:18:55Too long.
00:18:57Too bad.
00:18:59Our visit will be short.
00:19:03Mannequin pig.
00:19:05What the hell is he to now?
00:19:09Jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir.
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:39Hey, Jacqueline.
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:19:56Yeah, this is Python.
00:19:57Give me the Pentagon.
00:19:58Huh?
00:19:59I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:16You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44Come on.
00:20:45Come on.
00:20:46Get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:47It does look down there, General.
00:20:50No!
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00:21:42I'll get it.
00:21:45Come here.
00:21:46Let's go!
00:21:47Get up!
00:21:48Get out of the air.
00:21:49Let's go!
00:21:50Get out!
00:21:50Get out of here!
00:21:52Get out of here!
00:22:12Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:22:42guitar solo
00:23:12I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:42Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:52Roger, I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:23:54Let me know.
00:23:55I'm sorry, Jack.
00:24:25This is Code 5, Code 5. Jack, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:30Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:32Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:34The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:37All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:41There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:43Any minute.
00:24:44Okay, on my way.
00:24:47You better be there.
00:24:48You son of a bitch.
00:24:50You better be there.
00:24:55Roger.
00:24:55Roger, base.
00:24:581, 3, 7, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8, 9, 9, 10, 10, 10, 11, 11, 12, 12, 13, 12, 13, 13.
00:25:28Come on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here!
00:25:33That's enormous!
00:25:58Come on, come on!
00:26:14Buddy!
00:26:16Three in the crowd.
00:26:22Oh, Steven...
00:26:24Jack.
00:26:28Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:38One, three, base three.
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand Bravo, Leader?
00:26:53One, two, good.
00:26:55Good.
00:26:58God damn it, Banner! Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:15Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:21I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:22They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:23Good.
00:27:24But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs,
00:27:36so just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:43We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out.
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00:29:15Two hundred meters from my location, over.
00:29:18Two hundred meters from my location, over.
00:29:48Two hundred meters from my location, over.
00:29:52Two hundred meters from my location, over.
00:30:12Oh, well, great.
00:30:27Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom,
00:30:33and joining us today, we have...
00:30:36Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior,
00:30:39valedictorian, cheerleader,
00:30:41and poet laureate of public school, 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:45Let's hear it, Ford.
00:30:53Yes, Natasha.
00:30:55Przepraszam bardzo.
00:30:57Główny agent Karloff is na telefonie.
00:31:04Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10I thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:20E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:31Oh, yes.
00:31:32Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us,
00:31:49and why we didn't even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents, one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans, and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:50Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your undivided attention?
00:32:59I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:18Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:23The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:53I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:57Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:00Roll film, please.
00:34:03OK, right away.
00:34:19What is this, a joke?
00:34:42I assure you, it's not.
00:34:45And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:48we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is
00:34:51to our national security.
00:34:55And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:00and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:15Does not matter,
00:35:17doesn't matter what happens to you.
00:35:20I'm sad you just
00:35:25to get married for one at once.
00:35:27I'm very talented who is Bersette and I'm not strong.
00:35:30Oh, my God.
00:36:00now remember this particular incident happened over 20 years ago the boy was just about eight
00:36:11years old then was institutionalized presumably for life
00:36:15oh
00:36:45Hmm.
00:37:15That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:29Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:50What?
00:37:52It appears the, uh, the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:56Gone.
00:37:58Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:02Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:20Steven, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Steven.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:33The scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure.
00:38:40Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:43Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:50Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:54No.
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Steven.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00This has been a long trip back from Hong Kong.
00:39:02That's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:04Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:06Oh, God.
00:39:07Never ends.
00:39:08Banner here.
00:39:10Steven, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:12How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:16I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:20Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:25You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:27Yes, a double agent.
00:39:29Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:32I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36Never mind.
00:39:37I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:39Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:41At the submarine base.
00:39:42About one hour.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Well...
00:39:46I need to eat and run, but duty does call.
00:39:51Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:54Or...
00:39:55Perhaps you'd prefer, uh, black Russian.
00:40:02Again, a check!
00:40:04Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:06Certainly, madam.
00:40:07Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:15Mr. E is livid.
00:40:16Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28I'm sorry, Mrs. Lover.
00:40:48Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:55I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:16Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:20It should open the safe.
00:41:22Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:24It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:28Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely.
00:41:31But Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:39Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:42Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:46Touché.
00:41:48Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:58I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:06Please, General.
00:42:07If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:20I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:22Yet, Karloff.
00:42:23I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:24Homrad.
00:42:25Mickey.
00:42:26That kid in the film.
00:42:27He's now an adult.
00:42:28And one of our agents.
00:42:29He must be protected.
00:42:30I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:38He's now an adult.
00:42:39And one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:59I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:09In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:16He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:30But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film, and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:47Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:56And good luck.
00:44:56Do you want to play a game?
00:45:11Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:26I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept.
00:45:48The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:11One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:15Enough.
00:46:20What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer.
00:46:27Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has begun.
00:46:39Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:41Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:46Continue the vault.
00:46:50Countdown.
00:46:52Five.
00:46:54Four.
00:46:55Three.
00:46:56Two.
00:46:57And open.
00:46:58You know how to use it.
00:46:59Two.
00:47:00Good job, oh boy.
00:47:02You know how to use it.
00:47:03Two.
00:47:04Uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:05What do you think?
00:47:06Damn it, I want.
00:47:07Two.
00:47:08Three.
00:47:09Two.
00:47:10Two.
00:47:11Two.
00:47:12Two.
00:47:13Two.
00:47:14Two.
00:47:15Two.
00:47:16Two.
00:47:17Two.
00:47:18Three.
00:47:20Three.
00:47:21Three.
00:47:22Two.
00:47:23Three.
00:47:24One.
00:47:25Three.
00:47:26Two.
00:47:27Two.
00:47:28You can't hide
00:47:30But there is in your eyes
00:47:34You recognize
00:47:37You're alive
00:47:39You're trying to set you aside
00:47:43It's time to fight
00:47:46You can't hear me
00:47:57You can't hear me
00:47:59You can't hear me
00:48:01What can you do?
00:48:21Fight! Fight!
00:48:23Fight! Fight!
00:48:25Fight!
00:48:27Fight!
00:48:29Fight!
00:48:30Fight!
00:48:31Fight!
00:48:32Fight!
00:48:33Fight!
00:48:34Fight!
00:48:35Fight!
00:48:36Fight!
00:48:37Fight!
00:48:38Fight!
00:48:39Fight!
00:48:40Fight!
00:48:41Fight!
00:48:42For your life, fight!
00:48:44You turn my loose
00:48:46With everything else
00:48:48Fight!
00:48:50Fight!
00:48:52For your life,
00:48:54You've got to kill
00:48:56To show you how you say
00:48:58Fight!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:12Fight!
00:49:14Fight!
00:49:28Fight!
00:49:30Fight!
00:49:32Fight!
00:49:34Fight!
00:49:36Fight!
00:49:38We have to kill you
00:49:40Oh, yeah!
00:49:58You gonna look old, boy?
00:50:02Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:10This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:26Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:30Getting some aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:40I can get the target in sight.
00:50:44Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:48Right.
00:50:50Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:54Faster, driver.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:58There's nothing that you say
00:51:00Answer my questions
00:51:04Don't take me away
00:51:06Don't take me away
00:51:08Don't take me away
00:51:10Don't take me away
00:51:12Don't take me away
00:51:14Don't take me away
00:51:16Don't take me away
00:51:18Don't take me away
00:51:20That was close.
00:51:22It'd be alright?
00:51:24Oh, forget it, man.
00:51:26That was close.
00:51:28It'll be alright?
00:51:30Oh, forget it, man.
00:51:32Look out, forget it, man.
00:51:38Lay undercover
00:51:40And don't get betrayed
00:51:44Who buys you time for money
00:51:46Where I walk
00:51:50No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think we're okay.
00:51:54Off the screen.
00:52:03I'm good.
00:52:11That's good.
00:52:13That's good.
00:52:14Follow him, driver.
00:52:20Oh, no!
00:52:30Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:36Well, maybe not.
00:52:43Oh, no!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:50You know that film even had to die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:53You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:55That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:58Oh!
00:52:59Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:01Ah!
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:05Oh!
00:53:06Oh!
00:53:07Oh!
00:53:08Oh!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone, we could, uh, say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:39Oh my god!
00:53:44The public's music is recorded for a video.
00:53:47Oh god!
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:54Yes?
00:53:57What?
00:53:58Put it on the screen!
00:54:01How close is our sub?
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now! I want that film!
00:54:33Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:38It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Rush the sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Come on, Steven. Your gear is down to the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:59Can't believe any bridge. Dive, dive!
00:55:02I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:03I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:04I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:05I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:06I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:07I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:08I'm Scott Banner.
00:55:09Jack, what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:13I've been going around here like a...
00:55:15Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:16Jaclyn, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like a flip.
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven, just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:46Oh, God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes behind a whining, don't you, Steven?
00:56:16Oh, Jaclyn, I didn't know I could trust you, but you're so mad.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see rights for me anyway.
00:56:26You don't fool me.
00:56:281983.
00:56:30Kyle.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:40Mm-hmm.
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jaclyn.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06The hell of them?
00:57:07The hell of Mr. E.
00:57:08The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog test.
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jaclyn.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women, Beth.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially me when you're done.
00:57:54Look, Steven.
00:57:55You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding me, Jaclyn.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones.
00:58:07I'm so proud of you.
00:58:08I'm so proud of you.
00:58:08I'm so proud of you.
00:58:09I'm so proud of you.
00:58:10I'm so proud of you.
00:58:11I'm so proud of you.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14Sure.
00:58:15I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:17make sure you can't come, Jaclyn.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:29Stephen, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win, but I will never watch you die.
00:58:43And that is the reality of you, that sometimes, some place in the world where you let your guard down,
00:58:52some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene, if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:59And I'll...
00:59:06This is two, select air.
00:59:09That's my presentation, supply switch to air.
00:59:11That's my presentation, supply switch to air, LCP-1I.
00:59:15That's my position, covering mode and missile launch.
00:59:185-Nav weapons, navigation, fire control, transmission, that's completed, started, cycling.
00:59:23Also, they select training, fire, weapons.
00:59:26You have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:28Weapons, time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:31Down there, scoops.
00:59:32And fire, I want.
00:59:57Down there, scoops.
00:59:58Down there, scoops.
00:59:59Down there, scoops.
01:00:00Down there, scoops.
01:00:01Down there, scoops.
01:00:02Down there, scoops.
01:00:03Down there, scoops.
01:00:04Down there, scoops.
01:00:05Down there, scoops.
01:00:06Down there, scoops.
01:00:07Down there, scoops.
01:00:08Down there, scoops.
01:00:09Down there, scoops.
01:00:10Down there, scoops.
01:00:11Down there, scoops.
01:00:12Down there, scoops.
01:00:13Down there, scoops.
01:00:14Down there, scoops.
01:00:15Down there, scoops.
01:00:16Down there, scoops.
01:00:17Down there, scoops.
01:00:18Down there, scoops.
01:00:19Down there, scoops.
01:00:20Down there, scoops.
01:00:21Let's go.
01:00:51Let's go.
01:01:21Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy.
01:02:04And mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11Very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:02:54Enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:28Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:29Sorry!
01:04:30Sorry!
01:04:34No, baby.
01:04:40Oh, God.
01:04:41Stop.
01:04:42Stop.
01:04:42I think I got him.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:45It's okay.
01:04:46You want to get a pair?
01:04:47My voice is a baby now.
01:04:49Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:03I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone would get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O, U, Q.
01:05:33Botania, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film, our experts have documented, is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:46Oh, oh, oh.
01:06:47BigÙ†.
01:06:48Figures.
01:06:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:53Okay, who's got here?
01:06:54I think they're saying, come here!
01:06:56They're saying, come here!
01:06:57They're saying, come here!
01:06:58They're saying, come here!
01:06:59They're saying, come here!
01:07:00Let me start off with you too.
01:07:02Figures!
01:07:18There we are!
01:07:36Lizzie, who is there?
01:07:48Attention.
01:07:49Attention all units.
01:07:51This is an all-points bulletin for a heavy-set man reportedly dressed in a red suit, black boots,
01:07:58white beard, and possibly armed a reindeer.
01:08:01And a tiny reindeer.
01:08:03The suspect escaped tonight.
01:08:06I'm sorry.
01:08:07I'm sorry.
01:08:08I'm sorry.
01:08:09I'm sorry.
01:08:10I'm sorry.
01:08:11I'm sorry.
01:08:12I'm sorry.
01:08:13I'm sorry.
01:08:14I'm sorry.
01:08:15I'm sorry.
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:20His name is Mickey Schultz, uh, his alias.
01:08:24Get this gag.
01:08:25It's Kris Kringle.
01:08:28So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:30A real nut.
01:08:33You know what, Anderson?
01:08:35What, Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:44I never saw so much blood in my life.
01:08:47And I'll never forget it either.
01:08:49Watch it, Brody.
01:08:50A red light.
01:08:51Uh.
01:08:52Fuck him.
01:08:53I'm a cop.
01:08:55Anyway, we went in.
01:08:57And we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:03And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:16I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:31He's a stone nut.
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:37You know what, Anderson?
01:09:39When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, Detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:51Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man.
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:11I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:41No.
01:10:47Anyway, no.
01:10:48No, no.
01:10:51No, no.
01:10:53You know what.
01:10:54No, no, no, no.
01:10:56No, no, no.
01:10:58No, no.
01:11:01No, no, no.
01:11:03No, no.
01:11:06No, no, no.
01:11:08That was the opposite.
01:11:10Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm.
01:11:39Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, and admit, I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:07Fire out.
01:12:08My baby does it.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:22Hey, I can't look at you.
01:12:36Hey.
01:12:37Hey.
01:12:37Hey.
01:12:38Hey.
01:12:38Hey.
01:12:38Hey.
01:12:40John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:10Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:14:09Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:26So am I.
01:14:27I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:34Now, the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:44is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00Oh, my God.
01:15:30Oh, my God.
01:15:31Oh, my God.
01:15:32Oh, my God.
01:15:32Oh, my God.
01:15:33Oh, my God.
01:15:34Oh, my God.
01:15:35Oh, my God.
01:15:36Oh, my God.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:38Oh, my God.
01:15:39Oh, my God.
01:15:40Oh, my God.
01:15:41Oh, my God.
01:15:42Oh, my God.
01:15:43Oh, my God.
01:15:44Oh, my God.
01:15:45Oh, my God.
01:15:46Oh, my God.
01:15:47Oh, my God.
01:15:48Oh, my God.
01:15:49Oh, my God.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:15:51Oh, my God.
01:15:52Oh, my God.
01:15:53Oh, my God.
01:15:54Oh, my God.
01:15:55Oh, my God.
01:15:56Oh, my God.
01:15:57It's okay, miss.
01:16:18Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:22As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:39It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:52Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:17:00Right, Mr. E.
01:17:02Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Now you know, I'm going to take care of him.
01:17:52You're really very good, Stephen James, Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Oh, please.
01:18:15That crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop of death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:37Franchella, it's only jack-o'-lantern.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:51That little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything, you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:07Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:17Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Me.
01:19:25I thought that was my love, you guys.
01:19:27Oh, say it with me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer inside
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Stambling at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53And knowing you're...
01:19:56I don't want to be Peninsula
01:19:59Stay with me.
01:20:01Oh, say it's your love, you guys.
01:20:02Do this yourself and see you guys.
01:20:02Thank you, Mr.
01:20:03I'll walk you down now.
01:20:04You're here to go.
01:20:04I
01:20:05Don't walk you down now.
01:20:06I'll walk you down now.
01:20:06Because I'm coming up in the middle of the night
01:20:08I know you're here.
01:20:08I go to go.
01:20:09I'm so happy to see you guys tonight.
01:20:10And like, walk you down there.
01:20:11Oh, say it's my house.
01:20:12You're down there to go.
01:20:13I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not a guy.
01:20:15When I'm around you.
01:20:17And like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna
01:20:19悲iller.
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