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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:56Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner.
00:03:00I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06Ha ha ha ha
00:03:08Ha ha ha ha
00:03:10I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love
00:05:03I'm living on the end
00:05:05I'm living on the end
00:05:10I'm living on the end
00:05:13Just standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a land
00:05:21With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:36Until it's over
00:05:37I'll be living on the end
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:48Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:01When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:05Truly over
00:06:07I'll be here
00:06:09With you
00:06:13I'm living on the end
00:06:23I'm living on the end
00:06:25Just standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a land
00:06:32With nowhere left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the end
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here, sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters
00:07:07Last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you
00:07:11Just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired
00:07:13Of sitting around
00:07:14Waiting for the great
00:07:15Mr. Banner
00:07:16Who called?
00:07:20Well, hi, y'all
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you
00:07:26Just think of me
00:07:27As your report card
00:07:28By the way
00:07:29No, Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesney
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up, Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know, Python
00:07:53It's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hot shot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now, you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand?
00:08:46Trust me
00:08:47Trust me
00:09:17Trust me
00:09:47This camp is just a half a mile to the east
00:09:49We might as well take it down
00:09:55Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake
00:10:01Well, hell, Jake
00:10:03Let's go get a piece
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner
00:10:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:10:36Oh, Jack, I'm giving you your 38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just, uh, a little extra protection for me.
00:11:14Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner, let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades will get a bang out of this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:48Ah.
00:16:50You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:52Maybe even mobile.
00:16:54Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:06Yes, sir.
00:17:07Yes, sir.
00:17:08Yes, sir.
00:17:09Whatever it takes.
00:17:11Just as planned.
00:17:13All right, let's go.
00:17:18Yes, sir.
00:17:22All right.
00:17:24All right.
00:19:01Short.
00:19:03American Pig.
00:19:05What the hell is he to now?
00:19:09Jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir?
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:36Yes, sir.
00:19:37Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:39Jacqueline.
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jammy unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:47Yeah.
00:19:48If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:51And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:53It's on its way.
00:19:54Out.
00:19:55Yeah, this is Python.
00:19:56Give me the Pentagon.
00:19:57Huh?
00:19:58I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:27Ah!
00:20:36Nice.
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:43Good job.
00:20:44It's the charge.
00:20:45Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:55Get out of there.
00:20:56Stephen James Banner.
00:20:57It does look down there, General.
00:21:02Harry!
00:21:03There it is.
00:21:04Give me that.
00:21:05I need that.
00:21:06I need that.
00:21:07I need that.
00:21:08I need that.
00:21:09I need that.
00:21:10It's the charge.
00:21:11Give me that, General.
00:21:12I need that.
00:21:13Come on, come on!
00:21:43Get out! Get out! Get out of here!
00:21:49Get out! Get out of here! Get out!
00:22:13Come on, come on, come on!
00:22:15Oh, my God!
00:22:43Oh, my God!
00:23:13I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:43Come in, can you read?
00:23:45I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:47I'm sorry, I lost your visual.
00:23:49Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there.
00:23:53You better be, too, Jack.
00:23:55I love you, Jack.
00:24:05I love you, Jack.
00:24:09This is Code 5, Code 5, Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:30Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:32Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:34The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:37All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:41There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:47You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:07One, three, you're in the street.
00:25:10Roger, very in the street.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:34That's an order.
00:25:34Get out!
00:25:37Go!
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:46Whoa!
00:25:50Hey!
00:26:00That's one too long.
00:26:01Police great.
00:26:02Don't worry.
00:26:03Come on, buddy.
00:26:15Three of the crowd.
00:26:22Oh, Steven.
00:26:23Jacket.
00:26:33Bravo, Leader, this is Code 5, Commander.
00:26:36Do you have copy?
00:26:38One, three, base three.
00:26:40All right.
00:26:41The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:53One, two, good.
00:26:55Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner!
00:27:01Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:17Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:26I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:28They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:30Good.
00:27:31But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs,
00:27:35so just back up Bravo Company with some firepower
00:27:39and get your boys home.
00:27:41Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:42Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:43We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out!
00:27:46Out!
00:28:03Banner!
00:28:04Jose O'Banner, how you do,
00:28:14it's more than the Van Pagens,
00:28:15but he hit the beat,
00:28:18and we do it better!
00:28:23How long have I been here?
00:28:25Oh, no!
00:30:28It's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:30Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom and joining us today we have...
00:30:36Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn. Let's hear it.
00:30:45Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54Ah, comrade Karloff. Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir. I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:20B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Stephen James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh yes, number three.
00:31:32Oh yes, number three.
00:31:33Oh yes, number three.
00:31:33Oh yes, number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:43Uh, sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood. There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:11That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:41Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention?
00:32:58I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:02Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of document.
00:33:14I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:18Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:23The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:48Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:53I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:57Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:33:59Roll film, please.
00:34:01OK, right away.
00:34:04OK, right away.
00:34:34What is this, a joke?
00:34:42I assure you, it's not.
00:34:45And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant, we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:53And I'm a cop. I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets, and a night's ticket, and handcuffs.
00:35:03Thanks to everyone here.
00:35:21Are you in Europe?
00:35:51Now remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:08The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:16Uh, Madame Clause?
00:36:18Oh, you mean subordinate Clause.
00:36:37Hey! Mickey, look at that! Mickey, look at that!
00:36:46Oh, my God.
00:36:58Hmm.
00:37:03That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:33Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:02Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:21Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure, but...
00:38:41Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, I'm not at all.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You may have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08I'll never ask.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you...
00:39:15I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, though, huh?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour?
00:39:43Okay, sure.
00:39:47Well, Mr. E. D. Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian?
00:40:02A check!
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:13Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Lookin' for me, Jacqueline.
00:40:36Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29More in our movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touché.
00:41:48Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:58I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:06Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:24I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad, Mickey, that kid in the film, is now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:09In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film, and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:49And good luck.
00:44:00And good luck.
00:44:00Thank you too.
00:44:43Do you want to play a game?
00:45:11Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:50The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:05Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:13One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:17What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer.
00:46:28Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:31The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:40Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue.
00:46:48Countdown, five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:03You now have two minutes.
00:47:08Two, uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:11What's that?
00:47:12Damn it, my boy.
00:47:15You can't run, you can't hide, but there is in your eyes, you let you die.
00:47:40You can't run, you can't hide.
00:47:43You can't run, you can't hide.
00:47:46You can't run, you can't run, you can't run, you can't run, you can't run, you can't run, you can't run, you can't run.
00:47:50Oh, oh, oh.
00:47:56You'll see me!
00:47:58I see you.
00:48:00You'll see me!
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:04Oh!
00:48:20No, oh, oh.
00:48:43Oh!
00:48:45You turn my rules
00:48:47With everything you know
00:48:50Fight! Fight!
00:48:52Fight!
00:48:53You're right!
00:48:54You're right!
00:48:55You're right!
00:48:56You're right!
00:48:57You're right!
00:48:58You're right!
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:15Fight!
00:49:18Fight!
00:49:20Fight!
00:49:24Fight!
00:49:25Fight!
00:49:27Fight!
00:49:29Fight!
00:49:33Fight!
00:49:40excellence�� lane
00:49:43Oh boy, ah, Mr. E, good timing, hit it, driver.
00:50:13This is Banner, catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner, um, getting some aerial surveillance on target heading
00:50:34south on 101.
00:50:44Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:47Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:51:04Don't you wait?
00:51:11That was close.
00:51:13You'll be all right?
00:51:27Oh, you got it, you got it.
00:51:33It is a격 study.
00:51:37Uh, yeah, you got it.
00:51:39Wait, are you?
00:51:41No, no, don't you fire me.
00:51:43All right?
00:51:43Get out of direct line.
00:51:44Get out of direct line.
00:51:46Oh bye.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:51No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52Okay.
00:51:53That was crazy.
00:51:56Yes Henry, he did.
00:51:58Oh, shit.
00:52:05Oh, shit.
00:52:08Oh, shit.
00:52:13That's true.
00:52:14Son of a driver.
00:52:16Don't do it.
00:52:19Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:34Well, maybe not.
00:52:42Oh, no!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:48Oh, fuck!
00:52:50You know that film I'm in here?
00:52:52God, you son of a bitch!
00:52:54You, chief son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Oh!
00:53:00Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:07Oh!
00:53:08Oh!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone, we could, uh, say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40Yes?
00:53:41What?
00:53:42Put it on the screen!
00:53:43How close is our sub?
00:53:45And the Americans?
00:53:46Get our divers in the water!
00:53:47Get our divers in the water!
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:49Okay.
00:53:50Yes?
00:53:51What?
00:53:52Put it on the screen!
00:53:53How close is our sub?
00:53:54And the Americans?
00:53:55Get our divers in the water!
00:53:56Now!
00:53:57I want that film!
00:53:58Uh-huh!
00:53:59Oh!
00:54:00Oh!
00:54:01Oh!
00:54:02Oh!
00:54:03Oh!
00:54:04Oh!
00:54:05Oh!
00:54:06Oh!
00:54:07Oh!
00:54:08Oh!
00:54:09Oh!
00:54:10Oh!
00:54:11Oh!
00:54:12Oh!
00:54:13Oh!
00:54:14Oh!
00:54:15Oh!
00:54:16Oh!
00:54:17Oh!
00:54:18Oh!
00:54:19Oh!
00:54:20Oh!
00:54:21Oh!
00:54:22Oh!
00:54:23Oh!
00:54:24Oh!
00:54:25Oh!
00:54:26Oh!
00:54:27Oh!
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:29Oh!
00:54:30Oh!
00:54:32Oh!
00:54:33Oh!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir!
00:54:36Yes, sir.
00:54:37Captain Banner.
00:54:38Mr. Corporal.
00:54:39Ma'am.
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh...
00:54:43dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, Jake.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:48I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Marshall, sir, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal. Come on, Steven. Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:58This way, sir. Can't believe me, Bridge. Dive. Dive.
00:55:14I'm Scott.
00:55:18Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:21I've been going around here like a cliff.
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost. Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:40I'll see if we're in a distance.
00:55:41Just be careful, let's see if we're in a distance.
00:55:42I'll see if we're in a distance.
00:55:43Yes.
00:55:44Come on.
00:55:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:55:46Yes, yes, yes.
00:55:47Oh, God, would you look at that picture?
00:56:09What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:15Oh, God.
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline, I didn't know I could just be so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through me anyway.
00:56:26You don't fool me.
00:56:281983, Kyle.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Carnac, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:40How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:50Wouldn't it be rules?
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know, the agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06What the hell are the...
00:57:07The hell, Mr. E.
00:57:08The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know.
00:57:35Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42It really pisses me off.
00:57:43Well, I never could compete with all your women, then.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially me and you don't.
00:57:53Look, Steven, you are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, Benny.
00:58:08You're a lot of times.
00:58:10I'm always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, which I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win.
00:58:41But I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:50when you let your guard down,
00:58:52some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:58if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:59And I'll...
00:59:06This is two, select air.
00:59:09That's my presentation, fly switch to air.
00:59:11That's my presentation, fly switch to air, LCP-1I.
00:59:15That's my mission, ship's hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:185-Nav weapons, navigation, fire control,
00:59:20transmitting set, completed, started, cycling.
00:59:23Also, they select training, fire, weapons.
00:59:25You have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:29Weapons time.
00:59:30You have permission to fire.
00:59:31Down there, scope.
00:59:32You don't want it.
00:59:33Fire!
00:59:33I want it.
00:59:34And when you're killed, outside,
00:59:35I can't.
00:59:37You want it.
00:59:42Supposed in.
00:59:43And him.
00:59:45Taken on that.
00:59:46And Zbit of Air.
00:59:46I can't.
00:59:47emiада.
00:59:47I can't.
00:59:48Sorry.
00:59:48Be right.
00:59:49I can't.
00:59:49I can't.
00:59:50Can't.
00:59:50An irrigation, sniffing with fire.
01:00:02I can't.
01:00:02Let's go.
01:00:32Let's go!
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:32Ladies and gentlemen, we have a great cost. We covered the film that Mr. E. here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45Act of viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:56But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:02We have a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E., enjoy.
01:02:54Good day, gentlemen.
01:03:24Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:48Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:52Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:27Bye.
01:04:28Bye.
01:04:31Sorry.
01:04:32No, baby.
01:04:35Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I just love him so much.
01:04:54I said that he wasn't even human.
01:04:56Sure.
01:04:56Just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon, and it was just bleeding all over
01:05:08me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone to get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:15I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21Try it.
01:05:22How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F?
01:05:27You got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O-U-Q.
01:05:30You got that?
01:05:31You got that?
01:05:33But, Tanya, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:39I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:42Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:50As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on
01:05:56this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated
01:06:04mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:53Let me start off in a little future.
01:07:23Lizzie, who is there?
01:07:53Attention all units, this is an all-points bulletin for a heavy-set man reportedly dressed
01:08:09in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly a reindeer.
01:08:14An egg-tiny reindeer.
01:08:15The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:20His name is Mickey Schultz, his alias, get this gag, is Kris Kringle.
01:08:27So he's back in town now, a real nut.
01:08:33You know what, Anderson?
01:08:35What, Brody?
01:08:37About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas
01:08:43Eve.
01:08:44I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it either.
01:08:49Watch it, Brody.
01:08:50A red light.
01:08:51Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:56Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of
01:09:02beef.
01:09:03And that little monster standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:15I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:18Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:20I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:30He's a stone nut.
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:36You know what, Anderson?
01:09:37When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:43Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:49Shall we proceed?
01:09:53The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:05Hey, man.
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:09Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:11I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:19Bye.
01:10:43Bye.
01:10:49Well, I guess that's all.
01:11:19That's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:49Hey, Sherry! Get a load of this!
01:12:07Fire out.
01:12:08My baby does it, okay?
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:22Swish splash.
01:12:36Give me a look here!
01:12:37Yes!
01:12:37Yes!
01:12:38Here it comes.
01:12:39Ah!
01:12:39John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:09Billy, did you hear me?
01:13:39Did you hear that?
01:13:40Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah?
01:13:43How would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:48No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
01:13:59The phone's dead.
01:14:00So am I.
01:14:01Oh, my God.
01:14:02The phone's dead.
01:14:07So am I.
01:14:08I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:14Now, the point is, is that these murders are real.
01:14:17And the cycle they use to commit them and how they don't kill them.
01:14:23And to the end, I'm not gonna die.
01:14:24So am I, you know?
01:14:26Oh, my God.
01:14:27Oh, my God.
01:14:28The phone's dead.
01:14:29I'll just fast forward this
01:14:33to get to the end
01:14:34now the point is
01:14:39is that these murders are real
01:14:41and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:44is none other than the grandson of
01:14:46General Alexei Grossoff
01:14:49of the USSR secret police
01:14:52and he knows
01:14:55that we know all about it
01:14:57and won't hesitate to use it against him
01:15:27No!
01:15:30No!
01:15:32No!
01:15:34No!
01:15:36No!
01:15:38No!
01:15:40No!
01:15:41No!
01:15:42No!
01:15:43No!
01:15:44No!
01:16:16It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Now you know.
01:17:52You're really very good, Stephen James, Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character.
01:18:18Is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop and death.
01:18:29Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:37Franchella, it's only Jack on me.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:51That little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is doing everything, you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:07Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:17Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Hey, I thought that was my love, you guys.
01:19:27Oh, say it with me.
01:19:31Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer inside
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:46Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53And knowing you're...
01:19:56Phillips
01:20:00You've got me walking on.
01:20:01You've got me walking on a ledge
01:20:03And everything like upside down
01:20:04When you're using a roof
01:20:05That's awesome
01:20:06And everything like when you're designing
01:20:07You're getting a roof
01:20:08It's so good about anything
01:20:09Like and something
01:20:10But thank you for that
01:20:11INGS
01:20:12You're doing a roof
01:20:14I'm 35
01:20:16I'm doing a roof
01:20:18ession
01:20:21It seems a nice
01:20:21way
01:20:22To give you
01:20:24Peace
01:20:24Through
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