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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Ngomong.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku?
00:13:01Aku gak ku salah, komonya aku kayak gimana.
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Yuk.
00:13:06Sibukuh loh.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Saya...
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas.
00:13:13Tidak.
00:13:14Benci selamu.
00:13:15What?
00:13:17I love you, brother.
00:13:47I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much to you.
00:14:05You don't want to sing.
00:14:08What's up?
00:14:09What's up?
00:14:10You don't want to sing.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday.
00:14:22Happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for, I'm going to sing.
00:14:38I'm going to sing.
00:14:40I'm going to sing.
00:14:42Don't get sick until you feel sick.
00:14:46Hello, Igu.
00:14:47Good morning.
00:14:48Good morning.
00:14:49Good morning.
00:14:50Good morning.
00:14:52Good morning.
00:14:54Good morning, I am going to hang out with you.
00:14:56Assalamualaikum
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam
00:15:00Ibu
00:15:02Ayu
00:15:04Oh
00:15:06Ibu
00:15:08Ibu
00:15:10Kok tiba-tiba kesini
00:15:12Iya
00:15:14Kok gak bilang mana
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir
00:15:20Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:22Kalian gak kangen sama ibu
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu
00:15:26Gimana sih
00:15:28Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh
00:15:32Loh
00:15:34Kenapa sih
00:15:36Berantakan banget nih
00:15:38Jangan aku nanggah
00:15:40Gak usah dong
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya
00:15:44Lupa diangkat-angkat
00:15:46Udah deh
00:15:48Kalau gitu tolong ya Proto
00:15:50Koper ibu dibawa masuk
00:15:52Mau apaan nilai lo
00:15:54Iya ibu haus banget nih
00:15:56Iya
00:15:58Ija
00:16:00Ija
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:04Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu
00:16:06Balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapainnya sakit
00:16:08Oh
00:16:10Bu
00:16:12Saya Yanni yang kerja disini Bu
00:16:14Sebelumnya
00:16:16Sebelumnya
00:16:18Kamu tuh kerja dimana?
00:16:20Di Departemen Store Bu
00:16:22Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:24Selamat datang di teman Sementer kami
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini
00:16:28Besok anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:3090%
00:16:32Terus itu
00:16:34Itu
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah
00:16:38Ini iseng aja Bu
00:16:40Aku mudah ikut-ikutan temen
00:16:41Tapi sekarang
00:16:42Gak usah ilang sakit lagi Bu
00:16:44Ma'an ibu
00:16:46Kamu
00:16:48Kamu
00:16:49Kamu
00:16:50Kamu
00:16:51Kamu
00:16:52Kamu
00:16:53Kamu
00:16:54Kamu
00:16:55Kamu
00:16:56Kamu
00:16:57Kamu
00:16:58Kamu
00:17:11Kamu
00:17:11Kamu
00:17:13Ibu
00:17:14Kamu
00:17:15I don't want to go to the house.
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:23Ibu?
00:17:25Ibu?
00:17:27Hello, Ibu?
00:17:29Ibu, where are you?
00:17:31Ibu, Ibu, where are you?
00:17:33Hmm, I don't know.
00:17:35I just got to go to the house.
00:17:37I need to go to the house.
00:17:39Can I help you?
00:17:43Can I help you?
00:17:45Hmm.
00:17:47I don't know, I want to go to the house.
00:17:49Yes, yes.
00:17:51Yes.
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:55Ibu, Ibu sepul.
00:17:57I want to go to the house.
00:17:59What?
00:18:01I'm going to go to the house.
00:18:03I can go to the house too.
00:18:05I can go to the house.
00:18:07That's my father.
00:18:09Yes, my father.
00:18:11If I ask you.
00:18:13What is it?
00:18:14Ya, I'm going to go.
00:18:16I want to go.
00:18:18Why are you not talking to me?
00:18:21Why are you not talking to me?
00:18:23I'm still sick.
00:18:26I'm still sick in the hospital.
00:18:28I'm still sick.
00:18:29I'm still sick.
00:18:31I'm really sick.
00:18:33I'm scared.
00:18:35You're not talking to me.
00:18:38You're not talking to me.
00:18:40You're going to go.
00:18:41You're going to go.
00:18:42You're not talking to me.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya pak ya.
00:18:54Iya bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking suka yang bapak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini buat tehnya.
00:19:08Makasih ya bu.
00:19:10Demikian dikatakan juri bicara pemerintah untuk kasus virus.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:22Tapi heran ya.
00:19:23Orang gitu.
00:19:24Susah banget diatur.
00:19:26Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:27Eh tetap ada belita.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Ah bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:34Cuma apa?
00:19:35Masih tonton TV ya.
00:19:36Gue ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Iya tuh.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stress?
00:20:06Bu aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:07No, no.
00:20:08Sayang.
00:20:09Hmm?
00:20:11Um.
00:20:12Um.
00:20:13Um.
00:20:15Um.
00:20:16Um.
00:20:18Um.
00:20:19Um.
00:20:28Um.
00:20:30Um.
00:20:31Um.
00:20:32Um.
00:20:33Um.
00:20:34Um.
00:20:35Um.
00:20:39Kelas MBTI kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak polit meeting?
00:20:43Nggak, addresses.
00:20:44Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:46Eh soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Nggak, dan.
00:20:51Tak apa-apakah kita juga harus mengkitkin kesehatan kita?
00:20:53Ya, Toc?
00:20:55Ya integr Writing.
00:21:01Ya udah aku siapin teman ibu dulu ya.
00:21:03Okay, can I rest?
00:21:05Okay, can I rest?
00:21:15Rook, why don't I leave a moment?
00:21:19I'll help you first.
00:21:21I'm happy to see you.
00:21:23Look at you for now.
00:21:27I'm when I gave you a son?
00:21:29I'm already wanting to have a son.
00:21:31I want to have a son.
00:21:33Rook, Tiora,
00:21:35my son, my son,
00:21:37my son, my son,
00:21:39my son, my son.
00:21:41But I don't have a son.
00:21:43What's your son?
00:21:45I'm happy to see you.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:49If that,
00:21:51let's go ahead.
00:21:53Ibu, don't want to get ready.
00:21:55Yes,
00:21:57sure.
00:21:59If you need to go,
00:22:01I'm happy.
00:22:05It's done.
00:22:07Ibu, I'm tired.
00:22:09I want to get rid of my son.
00:22:11I'm not happy.
00:22:13You're happy.
00:22:15You're happy.
00:22:17I'm happy.
00:22:19I want to get rid of you.
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:23I want to get rid of your son.
00:22:25I want to get rid of you.
00:22:27Yes,
00:22:27I want to get rid of you.
00:22:29It'surbished.
00:22:30If so,
00:22:31we'll have a plate of Pottery Barn.
00:22:33Yes, let's go.
00:22:35Yes, I want.
00:22:37Yes, let's go.
00:22:38Yes.
00:22:39Okay, Ibu.
00:22:41I want to take a while,
00:22:43the You want to get rid of the potatoes and eggs.
00:22:44But it's all the ayam, I don't want to understand.
00:22:52Okay, ready, Bu!
00:22:54But the money is done.
00:22:56Oh, it's done?
00:22:58It's done.
00:23:00I didn't tell you, you didn't have cash from me.
00:23:03Not enough, my money is done.
00:23:05How many money is it?
00:23:14If I didn't eat anything, what would I do in the kitchen?
00:23:17Please, where are you?
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:21Let's go.
00:23:23Let's go.
00:23:28Let's go.
00:23:32Let's go.
00:23:34Guys, let's buy again.
00:23:36Soto ayam, follow your journey.
00:23:39Let's go.
00:23:44I think this is not true.
00:23:46You think about it?
00:23:48When I go, I came to the house.
00:23:50You're going to sleep during lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown is not 2-3 days.
00:23:55It's a week or two, six.
00:23:59I think this is a sign of God if we can't be clear.
00:24:04God?
00:24:05Is it a sign of God?
00:24:08I don't know.
00:24:09I don't know.
00:24:10I don't know God.
00:24:12How many things?
00:24:13It's not true.
00:24:14You're not so hungry.
00:24:15You are not so hungry.
00:24:16We won't go.
00:24:17You are not so hungry.
00:24:18You're not so hungry.
00:24:19Why are you coming?
00:24:20You are not.
00:24:21You are not for yourENEAPS.
00:24:22Sayang.
00:24:23Let's go.
00:24:24Shut up.
00:24:29Come on over."
00:24:30Let's go.
00:24:31Yuk, please, De.
00:24:32What is that?
00:24:40Three days.
00:24:42I'll give you three days.
00:24:44After that, I'll take my mother.
00:24:46I'll go.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:58Can't go to the store, Bu!
00:25:00There's a house.
00:25:02There's a house in the neighborhood.
00:25:04We're going to go to the house.
00:25:06We're going to go to the house.
00:25:08Is there a house?
00:25:10Is there a house?
00:25:12This is the governor's house.
00:25:14So, every house is in quarantine.
00:25:16How long are you going to go?
00:25:18I don't know, Bu.
00:25:20I'll do it.
00:25:22I hope it's not too long.
00:25:24Let's go, Bu.
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:28Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang...
00:25:36...kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:42Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita...
00:25:44...mintain tolong.
00:25:46Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:52...menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:17Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:24Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:26Ya udah.
00:26:27Aku mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:32Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:36Ini kerjaan.
00:26:40Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:44Oh.
00:26:47Biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titi.
00:26:55Aku mau minggal pokoknya.
00:26:57Apa?
00:26:58Apa?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:00Keluar.
00:27:05Mas Bambang.
00:27:07Buah.
00:27:08Buah.
00:27:09Buah.
00:27:10Buah.
00:27:11Buah.
00:27:12Buah.
00:27:13Buah.
00:27:14Buah.
00:27:15Buah.
00:27:16Buah.
00:27:17aran
00:27:39Its bathroom makes me feel project
00:27:41tibaí„°imet
00:27:42You're right here
00:27:44I'm serious
00:27:46Come here now, please.
00:27:48Please, please.
00:27:49Yeah, you can't, say.
00:27:51Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:53Why don't you die from there?
00:27:55But I'm afraid of you.
00:27:58If I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:09the virus is flu,
00:28:11not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:15I'm not alone.
00:28:17I'm not alone.
00:28:19I'm not alone.
00:28:21I'm afraid.
00:28:23Please.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:27I'm fine.
00:28:29I'm fine.
00:28:31I'm fine.
00:28:33Oh, yes.
00:28:35Now you're in the video,
00:28:37after that you're dancing.
00:28:41Like that.
00:28:43I'm fine.
00:28:45Oh,
00:28:46I'm fine.
00:28:47I'm fine.
00:28:48I'm fine.
00:28:49I'm fine.
00:28:50I'm fine.
00:28:51I can't.
00:28:52Let's go.
00:28:53Now, okay?
00:28:55Okay?
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Let's go.
00:28:59Let me go.
00:29:00Yes, let's go.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02Let me go.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:04Yes.
00:29:05Let me go.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:07Let me go.
00:29:08Yes.
00:29:09Okay.
00:29:10Let me go.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:42Buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:30:12Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini, ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya, kasihan dia lapar.
00:30:55Iya, bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya, di kulkas ada amaja.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, bu.
00:31:04Iya, bu.
00:31:05Tenang, bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Iya, bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek dan tinggalin ke Adalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:41Selanam dalem?
00:31:44Selanam dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selanam dalem, kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selanam dalem?
00:31:58Gak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selanam aku?
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai selanam dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, broto.
00:32:12Ayu, kamu ngakul nama aku.
00:32:14Itu selanam dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Iya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi, bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:36Kamu pernah gak tuh reksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah.
00:32:38Kamu ngakul yang ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:43Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Eh, kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah, udah.
00:32:51Udah, udah, udah mau mandi.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, mas.
00:33:07Kita tahu.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:13Apakah?
00:33:19Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:23Aduh.
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Nah, kamu ngajakin gak mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:28Ya, ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana atau ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Gak kaceng.
00:33:39Hah, udah pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:41Ya.
00:33:42Aku gimana nih?
00:33:43Eh, istirahat di tempat.
00:33:46Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau maku aku sentil ya.
00:33:50Ssss.
00:33:50Pokoknya diam.
00:33:51Diam.
00:33:51Tuh, securup-docurup aja diam.
00:33:54Diam.
00:34:06Asuh.
00:34:07Tuh, laki.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni.
00:34:28Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:30Nah, bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini.
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang?
00:34:50Sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini.
00:34:53Saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh, bu.
00:34:58Bu, bu.
00:34:59Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:02Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:04Ambiar, bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Perjumat.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:08Nah, iya.
00:35:12Nah, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:14Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, bu.
00:35:20Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan mala lagi sih.
00:35:31Kalau aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:35Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:37Tapi itu punya siapa?
00:35:40Nah, itu.
00:35:40Ibu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telur, dede.
00:35:48Telur.
00:35:49Yah, ibu.
00:35:51Bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Yanni dantungan deh, bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:56Nah.
00:35:58Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya, ini, bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:10Gak ada, bu.
00:36:11Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nak cos kalau buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyah kali, bu.
00:36:19Apa sih itu ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyah itu enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buah ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:37Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Wah, halal untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan, ini paham, bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan, ini kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:46Yan, ini di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:54Tapi dia memang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah, gak mungkin.
00:36:58Udahlah, kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:13Oh.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:19Yan, ini belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, bu?
00:37:21Oh.
00:37:50Yes.
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:53Oh.
00:38:06Ah, go, go!
00:38:16Mm.
00:38:17Ah, no.
00:38:18Ah, see him.
00:38:19Cuk.
00:38:21Kamu ganti.
00:38:27Cakeet.
00:38:29Omelette.
00:38:31Eh, Bu Ayu.
00:38:33Bu Sepuh.
00:38:35Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:39Enak pasti.
00:38:41Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu.
00:38:50Hai, Handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:55Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:57Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Kam, Mama.
00:39:06Enggak.
00:39:07Enggak.
00:39:08Enggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas.
00:39:16Nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh.
00:39:24Terus?
00:39:25Katanya.
00:39:26Yaudah.
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:36Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:39Serius, Mas?
00:39:41Kamu sih?
00:39:43Aduh.
00:39:44Ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:49Gak diapain lagi.
00:39:53Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:39:59Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:00Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Pijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh.
00:40:08Krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Ayo.
00:40:10Yuk.
00:40:11Sini.
00:40:12Ugar bahan sama.
00:40:13Uuuuh.
00:40:15Uuuuh.
00:40:16Uuuuh.
00:40:17Uuuuh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu.
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:22Uuuuh.
00:40:23Mesti.
00:40:24Pasti ya.
00:40:26Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:28Ya.
00:40:29Mas.
00:40:30Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:33Ya.
00:40:34Enggara.
00:40:35Enggara.
00:40:36Enggara.
00:40:37Enggara.
00:40:38Enggara.
00:40:39Enggara.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau.
00:40:42Dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah.
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:47Aman deh.
00:40:48Aman.
00:40:49Terus.
00:40:50Mandinya.
00:40:51Kalo mau berat gimana?
00:40:52Kalo mau pipis?
00:40:54Hmm.
00:40:55Kalo mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja.
00:41:00Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:02Kalo pas lagi gak ada orang.
00:41:04Jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku hanya mau baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Kenapa?
00:41:11Kenapa?
00:41:12Kenapa?
00:41:13Kenapa?
00:41:14Kenapa?
00:41:15Kenapa?
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00:43:19No problem.
00:43:21This is serious.
00:43:27Can you watch this?
00:43:29This is important.
00:43:33This is not porn.
00:43:35It's science.
00:43:37You have to be in the bottom.
00:43:41The proton is the top.
00:43:44That's it.
00:43:46What?
00:43:48Can I tell you?
00:43:50Eh, don't.
00:43:52Can I tell you?
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55I understand.
00:44:01This is the body.
00:44:03This is the body.
00:44:05So, the body can go for the egg.
00:44:10In 15 minutes.
00:44:13Can I tell you?
00:44:15Can I tell you?
00:44:17Can I tell you?
00:44:19I'm going to tell you.
00:44:21I'm going to practice.
00:44:23You're going to practice.
00:44:25I'm going to try to be the last one.
00:44:27I'm going to do it.
00:44:28I'm going to tell you.
00:44:29I'm going to try it.
00:44:31I'm going to carry it down here.
00:44:34I'm going to do it.
00:44:35I'm going to pull it around the side.
00:44:37I'm gonna be ready.
00:44:38I'm gonna pull it around you.
00:44:39I'm going to pay attention.
00:44:40I'm gonna do that.
00:44:41Here.
00:44:42Put your hand down here.
00:44:43Put your hand around here.
00:44:44Here, closest one.
00:44:47This?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49So like this, the hands of your hands, it stimulates your dad to be able to run fast.
00:44:57That's it.
00:45:00And then you talk to me.
00:45:05You talk to me.
00:45:08Like this?
00:45:08Yes, dad.
00:45:11Hello.
00:45:12I'm running, running.
00:45:13Yes, yes.
00:45:14Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:14Yes, yes.
00:45:16After that, you do a prayer.
00:45:17You do a prayer.
00:45:19You do a prayer.
00:45:21I don't know how to do it.
00:45:23You work.
00:45:25Yes.
00:45:31Yes, yes.
00:45:33Yes, yes.
00:45:35Yes, yes.
00:45:37Yes, yes.
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00:45:55Yes, yes.
00:45:57Yes.
00:46:01Yes.
00:46:05Yes.
00:46:37Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Lama gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gue tau nih.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Utang budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang numpah gak perusahaan gue.
00:47:03Ya?
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebagian juga.
00:47:05Gimana sih lo?
00:47:06Ya tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:09Gue letak.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin punya air?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering keluar masuk.
00:47:21Telefon ini.
00:47:23Ayu bingi lo.
00:47:24Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:32Tunggu satu dua jam deh.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:39Oke.
00:48:02Ayo.
00:48:04Ayo.
00:48:08Ayo.
00:48:09Ayo.
00:48:17Eh ngapain?
00:48:20Telefon selingkuhan.
00:48:22Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih kamu?
00:48:25Sini.
00:48:34Kasih bro kok.
00:48:35Oh jelas brati.
00:48:37Situ tuh.
00:48:38Iya kan?
00:48:39Disitu semua rahasianya.
00:48:40Bener gak?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Interacting gue ya.
00:48:48Ton.
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering ngubungin binting gue kan?
00:48:55Iya.
00:48:56Ada.
00:48:58Nis.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telepon depan Ayu.
00:49:03Lu lagi di depan Ayu.
00:49:05Iya biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh jadi.
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya.
00:49:11Eh kenapa?
00:49:12Serius kok.
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar ya bentar.
00:49:14Hmm?
00:49:18Gila sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curiga loh.
00:49:23Selana dalem yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri ya Nero.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:28Aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kamu yang disini kok.
00:49:32Enggak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38Emang ada satu nomor yang keringotak sampai sini loh.
00:49:41Nah.
00:49:41Tantar dulu.
00:49:42Tantar dulu.
00:49:42Tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya.
00:49:46Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:50Denger gak?
00:49:55Tantar.
00:49:57Maksud lo gimana?
00:50:00Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kan lo tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk bimbing lo.
00:50:05Ya nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:07Iya gue lakinya.
00:50:08Kalau nomor gue bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lo masuk gak...
00:50:10Jeng.
00:50:11Tidak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:31Mas sayangku.
00:50:32Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini mas.
00:50:37Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:43Gak sih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:47Kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Gak, gak, gak.
00:50:54Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni?
00:51:01Hmm.
00:51:01Udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung,
00:51:08aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm.
00:51:14Pasti laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:17Hmm.
00:51:19Enam.
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:26Baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok,
00:51:33gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Kabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:50Itu kan aku
00:51:50ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:56Dan
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:58Tak kah si jatah,
00:51:59tapi
00:52:00makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kos-kotan yang namanya celah dalemnya,
00:52:11biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku.
00:52:16Ya, Nen, kamu tahu.
00:52:17Aku jarang pakai celah dalem.
00:52:19Selamat malam.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry, tindak kejadian tadi, Ton.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk ngejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Ton,
00:52:40gue punya informasi baru, Ton.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Hah?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:46ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lo gak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue krimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:01Oke, thank you.
00:53:02Hello, man.
00:53:32Wah.
00:53:37Wah.
00:53:39Wah.
00:53:40Yung!
00:53:42Yung!
00:53:43Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:51Yung!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:55Lagi sih?
00:53:56Bapain lo pakai cuci.
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:59Mau nyembunyikan apa lagi lo?
00:54:02Apa lagi?
00:54:07Aku.
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti?
00:54:12Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Gak usah nilas lagi.
00:54:14Daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:15Rata.
00:54:17Apa-apaan sih ini?
00:54:19Nih.
00:54:20Menantu kesayangan ibu.
00:54:24Tuh ada ibu.
00:54:26Bilang ke sana.
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:30Gue tuh ngomong habis di Bruto.
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:35Ibu mau tau.
00:54:37Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu taupon?
00:54:42Anton.
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:45Udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomor yang sering taupon aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:50Nomor yang gue gak tau?
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:54Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nelfon siapa tau.
00:54:57Tuh ade mas tuh.
00:54:58Hah?
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku.
00:55:11Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:12Aku jaduh nama kamu.
00:55:14Aku jaduh merasaan ibu.
00:55:16Terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:19Baik lah.
00:55:20Kamu ngomong apa sih?
00:55:22Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:24Eh.
00:55:26Celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:30Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan gue.
00:55:33Pulang marah-marah minta cerai gue.
00:55:35Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:38Padahal nih.
00:55:40Dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:44Jadi maksud kamu A nya?
00:55:45Perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu?
00:55:47Aku ngarang-ngarang gitu.
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:51Ayo.
00:55:52Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan,
00:55:53kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani gak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:13Tentang A nya.
00:56:15Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:18Ibu tuh diem aja.
00:56:22Karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:26Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:27Kamu tahu dari mana?
00:56:40Kamu lupanya.
00:56:42Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:43Hadi Sutejo.
00:56:44Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Masih banyak kok.
00:56:49Orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu minta tolong.
00:56:51Mau istri baik, cantik, pintar lagi.
00:56:59Masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Pak goblok gak?
00:57:06Kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:08Ibu kamu sendiri barusan ngerti kamu goblok.
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:11Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu?
00:57:26Ayu selain aku sama Dimas, ibu tahu?
00:57:29Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih ngelulu apa Dimas sih?
00:57:31Jangan mau lupa-lupa ibu!
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini.
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:48Gak usah ibu.
00:57:50Gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya.
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini,
00:57:53ayo pergi ibu.
00:57:55Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:58Udahlah gak usah.
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:01Lu mau trik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:11Gak ada cerai-cerean
00:58:13sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Biasa kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu.
00:58:26Sementara malam ini,
00:58:27kalian pikirkan baik-baik
00:58:28apa yang akan kalian putuskan
00:58:31untuk besok.
00:58:43Ibu gak mau.
00:58:45Keluarga ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyopotnya tuh susah banget.
00:58:50Jadi kayak geser.
00:58:51Gak ngerti itu diri gimana.
00:58:54Gak ngerti itu diri gimana.
00:58:54she,
00:58:55she,
00:58:55keepếu ada yang ber Isaac.
00:58:55Ya mant that ancient,
00:58:57ke-
00:59:04si Win,
00:59:07ke-
00:59:08si Win,
00:59:09ke-
00:59:14si Win.
00:59:44Aduh, Mas Gawat, Minggawat.
01:00:10Stres deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Ini buat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedilah, makanya aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya Ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya Bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suami yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh?
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu sepuh.
01:00:42Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:45Kenapa?
01:00:46Kenapa?
01:00:47Kenapa?
01:00:48Kenapa?
01:00:49Kenapa?
01:00:50Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama Ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya Ibu.
01:00:58Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Mau minyak angin deh?
01:01:13Abis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:30Amin.
01:01:31Amin.
01:01:33Amin.
01:01:34Amin.
01:01:35Amin.
01:01:36Amin.
01:01:37Amin.
01:01:38Amin.
01:01:42Amin.
01:01:51Yaudah, pokoknya Ibu tunggu ya.
01:01:55Ia.
01:01:57Oh
01:02:01Oh
01:02:03Oh
01:02:07Oh
01:02:09Oh
01:02:14Hai aku lagi kerja
01:02:18Oh iya tadi karena besok bukan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:22Gak bisa lah kalau pulang Jakarta kan lagi karantina kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:32Iya sehat-sehat anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:37Enggak gak usah gak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:41Iya iya iya
01:02:43Eh aku aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:52Kok kamu masih tidur
01:02:56Gak anak badan ya
01:03:02Ya udah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:08Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:12Aku bingung Yan
01:03:14Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:24Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Semoga gak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:40Ya wis itu aja
01:03:50Terima kasih ya kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Oh
01:03:56Oh
01:03:58Oh
01:04:00Oh
01:04:02Oh
01:04:04Oh
01:04:06Oh
01:04:08Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:18Oh
01:04:20Oh
01:04:22Oh
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:34Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:40Udah nanti masuk aja dulu
01:04:42Hai
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat kawat kawat kawat kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo Bang
01:05:04Aduh mas
01:05:06Adiknya Bapak udah dateng lo
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belom
01:05:12Ya
01:05:13Eh
01:05:14Tadi
01:05:15Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:21Nah
01:05:22Katanya
01:05:23Kamu
01:05:24Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:31Aduh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Kere
01:05:36Aku nganggur mas
01:05:38Berdua dong yang nganggur kita
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini lo mas
01:05:52Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:55Yalah
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya
01:05:59Iyak banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:05Berata
01:06:06Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:10Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo?
01:06:15Ayo mah
01:06:16Setelah
01:06:17Setelah berata
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:38Nih
01:06:39Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan melintang
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak salah
01:07:08Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei Ibu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Ya itu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Getah dong
01:07:26Ke sampah
01:07:27Nikain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:37Eh lo diem ya
01:07:38Munafik ya
01:07:39Lo pikir nih gak lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Mas nurus
01:07:44Eh anjing
01:07:45Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:08:00Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:09Dan ternyata
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:13Dan semenjak saat itu
01:08:16Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:21Berhubungan
01:08:23Telfonan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama Edi kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas
01:08:35Mas bentar urus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Mas
01:08:37Dimas
01:08:38Dimas
01:08:39Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:47Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:50Jadi
01:08:51Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk nikah
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:08:59Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:02Cuma bedanya
01:09:03Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:06Ya
01:09:07Ya enggak lah
01:09:08Enggak enggak enggak enggak
01:09:09Shhh
01:09:10Udah yang diem
01:09:11Ibu udah denger semuanya kan
01:09:12Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:14Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:16Udah yang diem
01:09:18Ibu udah denger semuanya kan
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:23Tuh ya
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo
01:09:34Dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:39Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:42Bagus
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas
01:09:47Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:48Gue gak pernah dihubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Lo denger
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yani
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:01Siap bu
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:18Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:23Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:29Ya
01:10:30Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:39Yani
01:10:41Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:47Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:56Seperti kata
01:10:58Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah
01:11:00Setengahan
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti Tom
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:10Ya ya ya ya
01:11:11Mas Bambang
01:11:12Oh
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:29Ya terus
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:36Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:46Hei Bu
01:11:48Yaudah
01:11:49Yani kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:55Ibu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:59Ini buktinya
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:18Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu
01:12:53Mbak Ayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:55Mas
01:12:57Nih Mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri
01:13:01Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas
01:13:03Mbak
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak
01:13:08Ini yang chat bagian lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah murus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayu
01:13:23Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:31Aku
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu ini
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu Bu
01:13:38Anak profon ibu ya
01:13:39Ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:49Makanya
01:13:51Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ayu
01:13:55Ayu
01:13:56Ayu
01:14:19Ayu
01:14:20Ayu
01:14:21Ayu
01:14:22Ayu
01:14:23Ayu
01:14:24Ayu
01:14:25Ayu
01:14:26Ayu
01:14:27Ayu
01:14:28Ayu
01:14:29Ayu
01:14:30Ayu
01:14:31Ayu
01:14:32Ayu
01:14:33Ayu
01:14:34Ayu
01:14:35Ayu
01:14:36Ayu
01:14:37Ayu
01:14:38Ayu
01:14:39Ayu
01:14:40Ayu
01:14:41Ayu
01:14:42Ayu
01:14:43Ayu
01:14:44Ayu
01:14:45Ayu
01:14:46Ayu
01:14:47Ayu
01:14:48Ayu
01:14:49Hi, Sayang.
01:15:19Kamu yang sabar ya, Sayang.
01:15:38Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa sayang kita.
01:15:49Ini gak bener, harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong, berotong.
01:16:07Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu, kamu sama aja kikak kamu ya.
01:16:37Karis, aku gak butuh nih semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu, itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Mas Broto.
01:17:05Positif hamil.
01:17:08Bu.
01:17:10Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:13Ibu.
01:17:14Ibu.
01:17:15Ibu.
01:17:16Uuuuh.
01:17:17Uuuuh.
01:17:18Uuuuh.
01:17:42I'm the only one.
01:17:53I've never had a job.
01:18:00I've never had a job.
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:24I've always believed...
01:18:27everything happens...
01:18:30with a goal.
01:18:35You and me...
01:18:38are not the truth.
01:18:42You and me...
01:18:44are not the truth.
01:18:51You and me...
01:18:54are one.
01:19:01I love you, Proto.
01:19:05Before...
01:19:07now...
01:19:09and forever.
01:19:12Father Reagan.
01:19:15Father...
01:19:19for you.
01:19:21One is their interviewing
01:19:23for you.
01:19:24Father.
01:19:28Father.
01:19:30Father.
01:19:31Father.
01:19:32Father.
01:19:33Father.
01:19:34Mas Bama, Masa sedi...
01:19:44Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:54Mas?
01:19:56Mas Bama?
01:19:58Mas Bama, Kamil.
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