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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:03:26I'm living on the edge without a prayer in sight. You've got me walking on a ledge in the darkest part of night, standing at the end.
00:03:47With so much left to learn, you know that you're my only friend. I've got nowhere left to turn. I'm living on the edge and standing all alone.
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge with nowhere left to go. But one day I'll be free. And I'll step down off the ledge until it's over. I'll be living on the edge.
00:04:37When I'm alone with you, the world becomes so clear. But then the moment's all so few.
00:04:49When I can have you near me, so much time to work, so little time to play. I guess it's just my love in life.
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay. I'm living on the edge. I'm standing all alone.
00:05:17I'm walking on a ledge with nowhere left to go. And one day I'll be free. And I'll step down off the ledge until it's over.
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge. I'll be living on the edge.
00:05:41When it's over.
00:05:43When it's over.
00:05:46Truly over.
00:05:48I'll be waiting for you.
00:05:50When it's over.
00:05:51Truly over.
00:05:52I'll be waiting for you.
00:05:54When it's over.
00:05:55Truly over.
00:05:56Truly over.
00:05:57I'll be waiting for you.
00:06:01When it's over.
00:06:02Truly over.
00:06:04Truly over.
00:06:05I'll be here.
00:06:07With you.
00:06:11I'm here in all these years
00:06:25Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking away
00:06:31With no way left to go
00:06:37But one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:04How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:05He's here, sir. I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:13I'm sick and tired of sitting around waiting for the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16Who called?
00:07:20Well, hi, y'all
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me as your report card, by the way?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me to protect the special interests of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesney
00:07:37Just what I need, a goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up, Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know, Python, it's really good to see our two agencies working together again
00:07:57On this mission hotshot, you're working for me
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right, just run it down, Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation that's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember that it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs in the interest of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup, I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand, trust me
00:09:02Open, turn, turn, turn
00:09:12startup
00:09:32Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, Jake, let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:06Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:09Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:11All right, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:15Oh, my God.
00:10:45Oh, Jack, I'll give you your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13You study Yankee?
00:11:15Where's this, senorita?
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Yeah, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:29I'm sorry, Bob.
00:11:32You're going to get help, bud.
00:11:34Let's do it.
00:11:35Let's do it.
00:11:36Let's get help.
00:11:37Actually, I'll go.
00:11:38Let's do it.
00:11:38Let's do it.
00:11:39Let's do it.
00:11:40Go for it.
00:11:40Go for it.
00:11:41Go for it.
00:11:42Go for it.
00:11:43Go for it.
00:11:44Go for it.
00:11:45Go for it.
00:11:46Go for it.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah, if I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:53It's on its way.
00:19:55Yeah, this is...
00:20:04Yeah, this is...
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:07Yeah, I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:16I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:18You know, you know, it's...
00:20:19You know, you know, it's a lot of...
00:20:27You know, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28It just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:36It's a lot of...
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39Nice.
00:20:40Nice.
00:20:41Nice.
00:20:42Nice.
00:20:43Nice.
00:20:44Nice.
00:20:45You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:46Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:48Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:53I'm sorry, General.
00:20:54No!
00:20:55Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:21:01Dos vedan, General.
00:21:03No!
00:21:04No!
00:21:05No!
00:21:06No!
00:21:07No!
00:21:08No!
00:21:09No!
00:21:10No!
00:21:11No!
00:21:12No!
00:21:13No!
00:21:14No!
00:21:15No!
00:21:16No!
00:21:17No!
00:21:18No!
00:21:19No!
00:21:20No!
00:21:21No!
00:21:22S.T. O.T.
00:21:251, 2.
00:21:30S.T.
00:21:321, 2, 3.
00:21:38S.T.
00:21:40S.T.
00:21:42S.T.
00:21:44S.T.
00:21:47S.T.
00:21:49S.T.
00:21:50Come on!
00:21:51Come on!
00:21:52Come on!
00:22:14Come on!
00:22:15Come on!
00:22:20Come on!
00:22:50Let's go!
00:22:53Come on!
00:22:55I don't know why I'm so fired.
00:23:25Code 5. Code 4. Come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry. I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plate?
00:23:52Roger. I'm almost there. You better be too, Jack.
00:23:55I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:58I'm a little busy right now.
00:24:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:04Hey, how are you?
00:24:06I'm just hiding, I'm just hiding.
00:24:08Hey, how are you?
00:24:21Hey, how are you?
00:24:24This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:45You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:24:49You better be there, you son of a bitch.
00:25:19Come in.
00:25:29Come in, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:32That's an order.
00:25:36Get out!
00:25:41Agh!
00:25:46Hey!
00:25:48Whoa!
00:26:00That smells too loud.
00:26:11Come on, buddy.
00:26:16Three of the crowd.
00:26:22Oh, Steven.
00:26:24Jack.
00:26:34Bravo Leader, this is Code 5 Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:3823 phase 3.
00:26:41All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand Bravo Leader?
00:26:55Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner!
00:27:01Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy Bravo Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:13Charlie Company Team Leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:18Banner.
00:27:20Can anybody hear me?
00:27:21I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:22They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:23Good.
00:27:24But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:26So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower.
00:27:27And get your boys home.
00:27:28Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:29Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:30We're moving in now.
00:27:31Good luck, man.
00:27:32Out!
00:27:33Out!
00:27:35So, you don't let Dean?
00:27:37The Wayne,.
00:27:38Man.
00:27:39Got Philadelphia into the
00:27:52äääää.
00:27:53Tüd!
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55See you?
00:27:56See you?
00:27:57Got that появ.
00:27:58But first go it's your name.
00:28:00How do you살 generation,
00:28:01sean?
00:28:02Hatter!
00:29:02There's MAD, Maryland 1-6, I have you on the side, over.
00:29:05MAD, Maryland 1-6, you have to use the public for extreme situation, report, over.
00:29:11Enemy target 140 degrees, 200 meters from my location, over.
00:29:32MAD, Maryland 1-6, you have to go.
00:30:02MAD, Maryland 1-6, you have to go.
00:30:32We're talking about sexual freedom and joining us today we have Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:45Let's hear it, Ford.
00:30:46Yes, Natasha.
00:30:55Przepraszam bardzo.
00:30:57Główny agent Karloff is na telefonie.
00:30:59Ah, comrade Karloff, is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:11Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Let's see.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:20E-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:32Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:00But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:15Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:30Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your undivided attention?
00:32:58I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:23The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:23What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is
00:34:52to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:01and a night's ticket, and handcuffs in.
00:35:04And that's what's happening.
00:35:22We're in Europe.
00:35:24We're in Europe.
00:35:24I don't know.
00:35:54Now remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about 8 years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:24Hey, Mickey, let's get down.
00:36:40Mickey, let's get down.
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Hmm.
00:37:14That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:44Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48Damn.
00:37:49What are you guys doing then?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:14Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:29And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office since you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Cuba.
00:38:41Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, I'm not at home.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir, you have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God, it never ends.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:13How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:16I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:20Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:25You suspect, of course, uh...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:30Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:32I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:40Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:41At the submarine base.
00:39:42About one hour.
00:39:43Okay.
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Well...
00:39:46I need to run, but duty does call.
00:39:51Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:54Or...
00:39:55Perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:39:58Again, a check!
00:40:01Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:03Certainly, madam.
00:40:04Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn film.
00:40:08Mr. E is livid.
00:40:09Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:16Mr. E is livid.
00:40:29Mr. E is livid.
00:40:31Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:45Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25What's with this film anyway, Jacqueline?
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:42Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:47Touche.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:56I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:08If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:20I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:33Homrad, Mickey, that kid in the film, he's now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:41He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06But, in truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:25And, definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film, and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:43Good-bye, Karloff.
00:43:59And good luck.
00:44:43Do you want to play a game?
00:45:11Uh, no, computer.
00:45:14I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh.
00:45:17Please enter your security code, then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority.
00:45:39Let us begin.
00:45:42By all means.
00:45:43I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept.
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:58Good.
00:45:58Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03All right.
00:46:04All right.
00:46:05Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, one Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:17Enough.
00:46:17What the hell?
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:24Nothing, computer.
00:46:26Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:31The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:40Okay.
00:46:41Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue.
00:46:51Countdown.
00:46:52Five, four, three, two, and open.
00:46:59Two, uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:10Two, uh, good job, oh boy.
00:47:14Dammit, I've got to.
00:47:14One, two, three, two, three, two, three, two.
00:47:23You can run, you can hide, but there is in your eyes, you recognize, you can die, so I can sit to die, it's time to fight.
00:47:53You can run, you can run, you can run, you can run, you can run, what can you do?
00:48:06Come on, come on.
00:48:36Fight, fight, fight for your life, fight.
00:48:44You turn my rules without leaving you.
00:48:48Fight, fight, fight for your life.
00:48:53Fight, fight, fight for your life, fight.
00:48:59Fight, fight.
00:49:04Fight, fight.
00:49:34Oh, boy.
00:49:37Ah, Mr. E.
00:49:39Good timing.
00:49:40Hit it, driver.
00:49:42Oh, boy.
00:49:43Ah, Mr. Edy.
00:49:44Good timing.
00:49:45Hit it, driver.
00:49:47Oh, boy.
00:49:48Ah, Mr. Edy.
00:49:49Good timing.
00:49:50Hit it, driver.
00:49:52Oh, boy.
00:49:53Oh, boy.
00:49:54Ah, Mr. Edy.
00:49:55Good timing.
00:49:56Hit it, driver.
00:49:57Oh, boy.
00:49:58Oh, boy.
00:49:59Ah, Mr. Edy.
00:50:00Good timing.
00:50:01Hit it, driver.
00:50:02Oh, what's up, Mr. Edy?
00:50:03Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:05Oh, boy.
00:50:06Oh, boy.
00:50:08Oh, boy.
00:50:09Oh, boy.
00:50:10Oh, boy.
00:50:11Oh.
00:50:12This is Banner.
00:50:25Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:31Get me some aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:42Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:47Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's no need that to say.
00:51:02Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:12I was close.
00:51:25Everybody, all right?
00:51:31I forgot, I forgot.
00:51:32I forgot.
00:51:34I forgot.
00:51:35I forgot.
00:51:37I forgot.
00:51:39No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're OK.
00:51:55I'm off the screen.
00:52:04I'm good.
00:52:05I'm all out of here.
00:52:08There's nothing left to stay.
00:52:12Answer my question.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:16Dump's in a way.
00:52:19Oh, my, my, my, my, my.
00:52:22Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my.
00:52:31Well, I'm afraid we've lost his Banner.
00:52:33Well, maybe not.
00:52:41Oh, no!
00:52:49You know that film right here? Die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:52Bitch! You, chief son of a bitch! That's what you get for sticking me with that check!
00:52:58Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:03You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing! Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40Yes.
00:53:42What?!
00:53:43Put it on the screen!
00:53:45Okay.
00:53:53Yes?
00:53:56What?
00:53:58Put it on the screen!
00:54:05How close is our sub?
00:54:08And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now! I want that film!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:38It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Marshall Sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Come on, Steven.
00:54:55Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:58Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:00Dive! Dive!
00:55:01Dive! Dive!
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03Dive!
00:55:04Dive!
00:55:05Dive!
00:55:13I'm Scott!
00:55:14I'm Scott!
00:55:15I'm Scott!
00:55:16Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:19I've been going around here like...
00:55:21Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:23The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:26Understood?
00:55:27Yes, yes.
00:55:28Captain, understood?
00:55:30Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:32Sorry, Steven.
00:55:33Just be careful, okay?
00:55:35Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:38The Russians are acting real serious.
00:55:40Oh, God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:08What year has that taken, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Stephen?
00:56:16Oh, Jacqueline, I didn't know I could trust you, but you're so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through you anyway.
00:56:25You don't pull me.
00:56:271983, Karnak.
00:56:30What?
00:56:31Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:36Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Stephen?
00:56:49Wouldn't it be rules?
00:56:50Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:52No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59Oh, I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05What the hell with them?
00:57:06The hell with Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this?
00:57:09Stephen!
00:57:10Stephen!
00:57:11Stephen!
00:57:12Bullshit!
00:57:13The locket looks really nice on you, Stephen.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:26Of course I do.
00:57:27I love it.
00:57:28They'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:30Kinda like a gold dog tattoo game.
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:41Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:43Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:50I shouldn't even have it done.
00:57:53Look, Stephen.
00:57:54You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Stephen James Benny.
00:58:08You're all the kind.
00:58:09And always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:17make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What?
00:58:21To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, babe.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Stephen, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win.
00:58:41But I will never watch you die.
00:58:44And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world where you let your guard down,
00:58:51some faces assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene, if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I'll...
00:59:06You have permission to fire.
00:59:07You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:08Weapons time.
00:59:09You have permission to fire.
00:59:10You have permission to fire.
00:59:11I can.
00:59:12You have permission to fire.
00:59:13You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:15Weapons time.
00:59:16You have permission to fire.
00:59:175-Nav Weapons, Navigation Fire Control, Transmatch, that's completed, started safely.
00:59:22Officer J. Select Training Fire, Weapons, you have permission to fire.
00:59:26You have permission to fire, aye, Kevin.
00:59:29Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:32Fire! I want.
00:59:47Tarot 1, 6-Nav, �slard Spanning.
01:00:06Okaaaarrr...
01:00:09Let's go.
01:00:39Let's go.
01:01:09Let's go.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:55But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:00Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:42Well, if it was up to me, quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:47Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E., enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:08A detective, Brody, here, had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action.
01:03:17Only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:38Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This here looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:24I'm sorry.
01:04:50Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure.
01:04:56Just then I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon,
01:05:06and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone moving.
01:05:13You mean a phone would get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got an L?
01:05:27Yeah.
01:05:28O, U, Q.
01:05:30You got that.
01:05:33But, Katie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film, our experts have documented, is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:42Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:06:48Figures
01:06:54I think he's going to be clear
01:06:58Yes, yes
01:07:01Figures
01:07:06Figures
01:07:11Who is it?
01:07:38Who is there?
01:07:41Attention all units, this is an all points bulletin for a heavyset man reportedly dressed
01:08:09in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly armed a-
01:08:14And a tiny reindeer.
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:51I'm a cop.
01:08:52Anyway, we went in and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of beef.
01:08:58And that little monster is standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:05My partner Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:10He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:12Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:13I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:15Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:16I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:17One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:22He's a stone nut.
01:09:23Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:29You know what, Anderson?
01:09:30When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:32Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:52Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man.
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:21That was a good idea.
01:10:24I know I did it.
01:10:26But I'm obviously not sure where the men are allowed.
01:10:29Seriously?
01:10:30It's not illegal to get a gun.
01:10:31I'm good.
01:10:32It's not illegal to get a gun.
01:10:33I fell off.
01:10:34I'm good.
01:10:35I'm wrong.
01:10:36I'm sorry I'm wrong.
01:10:37I'm not...?
01:10:38I'm wrong.
01:10:39I'm not really surprised.
01:10:40It's not.
01:10:42It's just a real issue.
01:10:43I don't know if I want to be futurized.
01:10:45It's not too far.
01:10:46I need to be careful.
01:10:47I can't wait for you.
01:10:48I can't wait for you.
01:10:49I can't wait for you.
01:10:50Ooooooooh...
01:10:52Ooooooh!
01:10:54Ooooooh!
01:10:58Ooooooh!
01:11:06Ooooooh!
01:11:08Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm. Want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah. Oh, a minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth. You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:58Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:00Far out.
01:12:16My baby does it. Okay.
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:30John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:00Oh, the tub.
01:13:04Wait.
01:13:06You're supposed to eat.
01:13:07You're supposed to eat.
01:13:12I got a good play.
01:13:13Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah?
01:13:43How would you know?
01:13:44Billy, hurry.
01:13:45I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:48Please.
01:13:49I better call the police.
01:13:57Oh my God, the phone's dead.
01:13:58Oh my God, the phone's dead.
01:13:59So am I.
01:14:00Oh my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:01So am I.
01:14:02Oh my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:09Oh my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:10Oh my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:11So am I.
01:14:12I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:18Now the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:25is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff, of the USSR secret police.
01:14:26Oh my God.
01:14:27Oh my God.
01:14:29Oh my God.
01:14:31And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:14:39I'll stop and , so I sit down.
01:14:52And you can slowly ask us a second.
01:14:53The point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them is none
01:15:02No!
01:15:06Bobbie!
01:15:10No!
01:15:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:15:13AHA!
01:15:14Ha, ha, ha!
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:50Oh, my God.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:24Okay.
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:26Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:28Okay.
01:17:29Okay.
01:17:30Okay.
01:17:31Okay.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:33Okay.
01:17:34Okay.
01:17:35Okay.
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Okay.
01:17:38Okay.
01:17:39Okay.
01:17:40Okay.
01:17:41Okay.
01:17:42Okay.
01:17:43Okay.
01:17:44Okay.
01:17:45So, let's go.
01:17:46Bye.
01:17:47All in the comments.
01:17:49Bye.
01:17:50Bye.
01:17:51Bye.
01:17:52Bye.
01:17:53Bye.
01:17:54Bye.
01:17:55Bye.
01:17:57Bye.
01:18:05Bye.
01:18:06Bye.
01:18:07Bye.
01:18:08Bye.
01:18:09Bye.
01:18:10Bye.
01:18:11Bye.
01:18:12Bye.
01:18:13Bye.
01:18:14I mean, please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Uh, classified, darling. In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive? Wouldn't you be in danger? I mean, you were responsible for his cop and death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Franchella!
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:37Franchella, it's only a jack-o-lantern.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again. And it is such a nice ass, Steven.
01:18:51That little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Steven, work is in everything you know. People do change.
01:19:07Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:17Steven, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer in sight
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53access right
01:19:54In the头
01:20:03In the centro
01:20:05I'll see
01:20:06With so much laughter
01:20:08I'll see you again
01:20:08Well, some love
01:20:10And I'll see you again
01:20:13Bites
01:20:16Yeah
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