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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kotor kan yang nama Instagramnya dia gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Darang-darang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Besar di situ.
00:11:58Baran!
00:12:01Beneran?
00:12:06Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong-ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Itu bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Ngomong kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih, Yuk?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku gak aku salah?
00:13:02Aku semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Masih seluruh dong!
00:13:09Itu dong, Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Sayang.
00:13:12Lepasnya.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepasnya!
00:13:14Benci sama aku!
00:13:15Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:45Aku cuman bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Gak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Gak boleh, Ibu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak!
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Muah!
00:14:28Love you!
00:14:29Love you, ibu.
00:14:30Sia-sia, ibu.
00:14:31Igu wish!
00:14:32Kalau emang hanya yang kamu cari, silakan.
00:14:36Aku rewa.
00:14:38Aku rewa.
00:14:40Masahanya jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan ini.
00:14:44Sia-sia, siapa?
00:14:55Assalamualaikum!
00:14:57Waalaikum salam.
00:14:58Ibu!
00:14:59Ibu?
00:15:02Ayuuu!
00:15:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:09Ibu, why did you go to the house?
00:15:12I didn't know what I told you.
00:15:15Ibu, I'm sorry.
00:15:18I thought I was thinking about my kids.
00:15:23You didn't know I was with my kids?
00:15:25I didn't know.
00:15:26How much?
00:15:28If you're like that, I don't care.
00:15:30Why did you go to the house?
00:15:35I'm so sick.
00:15:37No, I'm sorry.
00:15:39It's not good.
00:15:41It's not good.
00:15:42If you want to take care of your kids,
00:15:44I'll take care of them.
00:15:46If you want to take care of your kids,
00:15:49I'll take care of your kids.
00:15:52I'm so sick.
00:15:55I don't care.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija mana?
00:16:02Mbak Ija, 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:08Oh, Bu?
00:16:10Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:13Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:18Di department store, Bu.
00:16:20Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:23Selamat datang di teman-teman.
00:16:25Bila Anda belanja hari ini,
00:16:27besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90 persen.
00:16:30Terus itu?
00:16:33Itu?
00:16:34Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:37Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:38Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman,
00:16:40tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:43Oh, ibu.
00:16:44Kamu?
00:16:46Kamu?
00:16:47Kok?
00:16:48Kakak apa-apa sih?
00:16:49Ibu duduk aja, duduk duduk.
00:16:51Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yani?
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu kopor ibu.
00:16:54Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:58Biasanya gak pake gula.
00:17:00I can't see you.
00:17:04Ibu, why are you waiting for me?
00:17:08Where are you?
00:17:09Where are you waiting for me?
00:17:11Where are you waiting for me?
00:17:17Why are you waiting for me?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Ibu?
00:17:26Hello, Ibu?
00:17:30Ibu di mana sih, Ibu?
00:17:32Tersesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang dari sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Ibu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudikin rumah apa?
00:17:55Bikinin teh, Pak Ami.
00:17:59Apa?
00:18:00Kamu ibu kurang tahu aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:03Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:04Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:07Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:08Kalo dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba.
00:18:17Iya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:18Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:20Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:22Iya, saya lagi sakit jadi setelan bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:26Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:29Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:32Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:35Kamu ngapain aku sama, Pak.
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:41Bu.
00:18:42Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:44Nih.
00:18:45Udah jadi tahinya Bu gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalo Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak ya.
00:18:53Iya, Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:55Saya suka yang mbak ditidurin.
00:18:57Ini gua tanya.
00:18:58Ah.
00:18:59Makasih, Bu.
00:19:00Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:01Enggak ada yang emakin.
00:19:03Yang virus.
00:19:04Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:05Tapi heran ya.
00:19:06Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:07Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:08Eh, tetap ada perempuan.
00:19:09Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:10Ah, benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:11Namanya buat kebanyakan.
00:19:12Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:13Gak ada yang emakin.
00:19:14Yang virus.
00:19:15Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:18Tapi heran ya.
00:19:19Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:23Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:25Eh tetap ada pulih itu.
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:28Ahhh benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:31Kau bisa ditonton TV ya, gue menurut nggak mau lagi sekalas-sing.
00:19:36I can stress.
00:19:38I'm sorry.
00:19:40In the beginning of the day,
00:19:42the story was only a few times.
00:19:44It was in the morning.
00:19:46So, in the morning,
00:19:48we were very relaxed.
00:19:50We were very relaxed.
00:19:52Every hour,
00:19:54the story was gone.
00:19:56But I was stressed.
00:19:58Yes.
00:20:04Ibu, I want to talk about something with Ibu.
00:20:10I don't know what I'm saying.
00:20:12I don't know.
00:20:14Oh...
00:20:16Oh...
00:20:18Oh...
00:20:20Oh...
00:20:26Oh...
00:20:28Oh...
00:20:30Oh...
00:20:34Oh...
00:20:36Oh...
00:20:38Kelas Mbanti kita bulan depan,
00:20:40Are you still in the mood?
00:20:42It's not a problem.
00:20:44It's not a problem.
00:20:46It's because we're still in class.
00:20:48It's not a problem.
00:20:50It's not a problem.
00:20:52We also have to think about our health.
00:20:54It's not a problem.
00:20:56It's not a problem.
00:21:00I'm going to take my house to you,
00:21:02so I can rest.
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:10Good.
00:21:12Nuh.
00:21:14Luh.
00:21:16Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:18Aku bantu aja dulu.
00:21:20Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Dilihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:24Gak akan usah.
00:21:26Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:29Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Menurut ya orang.
00:21:34Tetangga ibu itu, cucunya ada yang dua,
00:21:36ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:40Yes, I do, I do. What is your son?
00:21:43It's not a good one, I'm really happy.
00:21:46Well, if that's it, let's go ahead.
00:21:52Don't do it, don't do it.
00:21:54Don't do it.
00:21:56Yes, definitely.
00:21:58If you need it, don't do it.
00:22:00If you need it, don't do it.
00:22:02That's it.
00:22:04That's it.
00:22:06I'm tired.
00:22:08You want me to do it?
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Emang Ibu nggak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Pastikan belum makan.
00:22:17Yuk, soto kamu.
00:22:20Inget, Kak?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Mama, Mia.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya, sayang?
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke, Ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, Ibu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke, siap, Ibu.
00:22:54Eh, Ibu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis?
00:22:58Habis.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang lagi.
00:23:01Kamu nggak ada cash money saya pincang.
00:23:02Kan cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, Ibu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:06Nah, siap sana, kalau nggak Ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:18Berapa?
00:23:20Berapa?
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:23Berapa?
00:23:24Berapa?
00:23:25Berapa?
00:23:26Berapa?
00:23:27Berapa?
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:30Kes, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:40Ayo.
00:23:41Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:45Coba kamu pikir deh.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, Ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:56Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai, Yuk.
00:24:01Tuhan.
00:24:02Pertanda dari Tuhan, kamu bilang.
00:24:06Iya.
00:24:07Salah Jumat 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama aja, inget nggak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:14Lalu ikutmu, Tuhan.
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Gak usah, penyalom saya, ngeram.
00:24:22Justah.
00:24:27Tidur disitu.
00:24:38Tiga hari.
00:24:40Aku kasih waktu tiga hari,
00:24:42One day, after that, I'm going to leave my mother.
00:24:45I'm going to leave.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57You can't go to the store, Bu.
00:24:59You can't go to the house.
00:25:00There are people in the neighborhood.
00:25:02Pa, we're going to the house like that.
00:25:05Toh, toh, toh, toh!
00:25:07Pa!
00:25:08Pa, wait a minute, Pa!
00:25:09Pa!
00:25:10What's up, Pa?
00:25:11What's up, Pa?
00:25:12This is the gubernur, Pa.
00:25:13Ya.
00:25:14So, every house is in quarantine.
00:25:16Pa, but how long is this?
00:25:18Aduh, I don't know too much, Bu.
00:25:20I hope it's not too long.
00:25:22Let's go, Bu.
00:25:24Pa!
00:25:25Pa!
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu!
00:25:30Pa!
00:25:31Oh!
00:25:32I have a idea.
00:25:33How do we go to my partner, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36if we go to the house?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong,
00:25:44terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Hei.
00:26:16Weh, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya!
00:26:19Ayu…
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Hmm?
00:26:23Maybe in the room?
00:26:25Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why did you call me?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you in a month.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:45Ah, let me, let me.
00:26:48Mas, I don't want to be alone.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I want to leave.
00:26:57What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02Mas Bambang!
00:27:18What?
00:27:22Mas Bambang!
00:27:24Yes.
00:27:25What?
00:27:26I don't want to leave.
00:27:27I don't want to leave.
00:27:29I want to leave.
00:27:30I can't find the place in the room.
00:27:37I'm in the room. I'm coming.
00:27:40I'm coming.
00:27:41I'm coming.
00:27:43I'm alone. I'm afraid.
00:27:45Come here now, please.
00:27:48No, I can't, darling.
00:27:50Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:52You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid of myself.
00:27:57If, for example, I'm here alone,
00:28:01people in my apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:10It's not zombie.
00:28:12So, if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not okay, Aman.
00:28:16But still, I'm afraid.
00:28:20Please, please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:28Ngapain ya?
00:28:29I guess aku nggak bisa ke situ.
00:28:30Rumah aku aja di segera.
00:28:32Oh, iya.
00:28:33Menian, sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:42Jangan bilang.
00:28:44Aduh, Sayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:47Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:49Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance.
00:28:53Sekarang.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:07Ih, ada-ada aja.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:21Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:41Mas.
00:29:42Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:44Masa kan bilang cepat, lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek kesini aku.
00:29:49Iya, tapi kok naik?
00:29:50Aduh.
00:29:51Mas agak.
00:29:52Tapi kok naikkan sih?
00:29:54Cinta, Ani.
00:29:55Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:01Cinta.
00:30:02Cinta.
00:30:03Kinda romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:10Cause we can find any makeup.
00:30:14Yes.
00:30:15Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:16Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:19Oh, iya dong.
00:30:20Kan balance.
00:30:22Ruhani.
00:30:23Just money.
00:30:25Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk.
00:30:30Iya, bu.
00:30:31Iya, bu.
00:30:32Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:36Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:39Sebentar ya, bu.
00:30:40Guys.
00:30:41Lockdown.
00:30:42Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:45Ibu.
00:30:46Ya.
00:30:47Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:51Iya.
00:30:52Kamu tau lo masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkasnya?
00:30:54Kasian dia lapar.
00:30:55Iya, bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja?
00:30:58Bu.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:02Iya, bu.
00:31:03Iya, bu.
00:31:04Tenang, bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:08Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:10Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sebon.
00:31:17Gitu, bu.
00:31:18Enak.
00:31:19Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:20Orangnya lapar.
00:31:21Kesian.
00:31:22Iya, bu.
00:31:23..
00:31:25..
00:31:25jaaĄ
00:31:42Sel menjel.
00:31:44Sel menjelaman?
00:31:47Sel menjelammy smarangan...!
00:31:48Kok punya sel menjelamd!
00:31:51Now I'm in the house
00:31:53Why did I never leave the house?
00:31:57How many of you have the name?
00:32:00How many of you have the name of the house?
00:32:03You know, I don't wear the house.
00:32:06This is the house!
00:32:08That's not my writing, brother
00:32:11Come on, tell me about my name
00:32:13Who is the house?
00:32:15You're in the house again
00:32:17Brother
00:32:19Come on
00:32:21Come on
00:32:22Come on
00:32:23Come on
00:32:24Come on
00:32:25What are you doing?
00:32:26Come on, Ibu
00:32:28Oh
00:32:31Ibu is thinking
00:32:35Have you ever checked the house?
00:32:37Why are you like this?
00:32:39Because I want to have a baby
00:32:42What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What do you want to shoot?
00:32:46There, there's a floor
00:32:48There, there, there
00:32:50There, there's a floor
00:32:51There, there's a floor
00:32:52There, there's a floor
00:32:53Yeah
00:32:54But check, yeah?
00:32:55Yes
00:32:56Yes
00:32:57Yes
00:32:58Yes, Ibu
00:32:59Yes
00:33:00Yes
00:33:01Yes
00:33:02Yes
00:33:03Yes
00:33:04Yes
00:33:05Yes
00:33:07Yes
00:33:08Yes
00:33:09Yes
00:33:10Yes
00:33:11What do I want to do?
00:33:13What?
00:33:15What?
00:33:16Yes
00:33:17Yes
00:33:18Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:20Let's go, baby.
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin gak mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:28Iya, ayo.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh, aku ngulek di sana atau ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih, belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Gak ngaceng.
00:33:39Lah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:40Diam di sini.
00:33:41Ya?
00:33:42Aku gimana ini?
00:33:43Hey, stay rahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalah mati, aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Tunggu, ayo, diam.
00:33:50Diam, diam.
00:33:51Tunggu, secerup-dua cerup aja.
00:33:52Diam.
00:33:53Diam.
00:34:01Ayah.
00:34:06Asuh.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:17Mbak Yanni.
00:34:18Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:29Nah, bu.
00:34:30Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini.
00:34:32Ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:34Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:35Serius amat, bu.
00:34:37Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:38Ehm.
00:34:39Mau ke belakang?
00:34:40Sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:41Kalau di sini.
00:34:42Saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:43Eh, ibu.
00:34:44Bu.
00:34:45Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:34:47Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:34:50Ambiar, bu.
00:34:51Aduh, marah.
00:34:52Aduh, marah.
00:34:53Aduh, marah.
00:34:54Aduh, marah.
00:34:55Aduh, marah.
00:34:56Iya, iya.
00:34:57Ah, Mbak Yanni.
00:34:58Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:03Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:04Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:05Siap, bu.
00:35:06Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:07Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:08Kalau aku kurang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:09Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:10Nah, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:12Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:16Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:17Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:18Siap, bu.
00:35:20Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:26Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:29Kalau aku kurang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:35Apakah itu punya siapa?
00:35:38Wow.
00:35:39Nah, itu.
00:35:46Yan.
00:35:47Telur, dede.
00:35:48Telur.
00:35:49Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh, bu.
00:35:53Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini, bu.
00:36:00Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:03Kalau kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau buat am-am.
00:36:14Am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Am-am ya.
00:36:18Uyeh, uyeh kali, bu.
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya, uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh, uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:26Iya, bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat bu Ayu, kecu sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:41Yan'i paham, bu.
00:36:42Kalau itu, bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:45Yan'i di kampung bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:47Biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:48Pakai apa dia?
00:36:49Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak bawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga bawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah, gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Ini omelet aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu makan.
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan'i belum lihat ibu Ayu dimana, bu.
00:37:48Bye.
00:37:49Bye.
00:37:54Huh.
00:38:15Oh.
00:38:16Aduh, what's that?
00:38:19Cuuuuh, how are you going to change?
00:38:23Why are you going to change?
00:38:26Cake, omelet.
00:38:31Eh, Ibu Ayu, Ibu Sepuh.
00:38:35Eh, this is special omelet for Ibu Sepuh.
00:38:40It's good for sure.
00:38:43Come on, Ibu.
00:38:44Yanni siapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Ibu.
00:38:50Hi, handsome.
00:38:53Handsome and back.
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih,
00:39:01tapi kan di situ sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on, come to Mama.
00:39:07Nggak, nggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:12Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih.
00:39:16Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih.
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, yaudah.
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Serius, Mas?
00:39:42Kamu sih?
00:39:43Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:46Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:49Nggak diapa-apain lagi?
00:39:51Hmm.
00:39:52Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:55Hmm.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:39:59Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:00Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:02Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Hmm.
00:40:10Nah yuk.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Agar bahan sama.
00:40:14Nah.
00:40:15Uh.
00:40:16Uh.
00:40:17Uh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak lihat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:22Hmm.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:24Mesti.
00:40:25Mesti ya.
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:29Hmm.
00:40:30Ya.
00:40:33Mas.
00:40:34Ya.
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Enggara.
00:40:40Enggara.
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tahu dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah.
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:47Ya.
00:40:48Aman deh.
00:40:49Aman.
00:40:50Terus?
00:40:51Mandinya?
00:40:52Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:56Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:00Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:02Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku nggak juga baju?
00:41:08Baju Bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Teman nggak nengut deh.
00:41:12Nyenes.
00:41:13Nyenes.
00:41:14Enak.
00:41:27Emang gimana?
00:41:28I don't know how to do it.
00:41:31Come on, come on.
00:41:33Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:41:58I don't know how to do it.
00:42:00I don't know how to do it.
00:42:02Come on, come on.
00:42:04Come on.
00:42:06I'm sorry.
00:42:08I'm sorry.
00:42:10Can you see the light at home?
00:42:12I don't know.
00:42:14I don't know.
00:42:16How are you?
00:42:18How are you, Ibu?
00:42:20Shhh.
00:42:22Yeah, Ibu, wait a little, Ibu.
00:42:26What's wrong?
00:42:27Yeah, yeah!
00:42:29Ibu, bangun, bangun, bangun!
00:42:31Ibu, Ibu!
00:42:37Bangun, Ibu!
00:42:42Selamat pagi!
00:42:44Hei, Ibu!
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Wow!
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rumpahnya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:01Kalau ini Ayu, ini yogurt.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Ibu.
00:43:14Posisi kalian setelah bercinta...
00:43:17Aduh, ibu!
00:43:18Enggak usah, ibu.
00:43:20Ini serius loh.
00:43:23Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:29Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ini bukan porno, ini ilmu tau.
00:43:36Kamu, ya.
00:43:38Kamu tuh hayu harus di bawah.
00:43:40Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:43Gitu loh.
00:43:45Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Bu, contohin ya.
00:43:49Eh, eh, bu.
00:43:50Jangan, jangan.
00:43:51Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:52Udah, sebentar.
00:43:53Aduh.
00:43:54Biar ngerti.
00:43:55Nih ya.
00:44:01Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:04Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:09Telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Hmm, hmm.
00:44:16Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:18Ayu, ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin, ayo.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:24Yuk.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:37Kamu tuh...
00:44:38Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Ini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu...
00:44:52It stimulates Dede to be able to run fast, like that.
00:44:59And then, we talk to him.
00:45:04He talks to him.
00:45:07Like this?
00:45:08Yes, Dede.
00:45:10Hello.
00:45:11I want you to do it.
00:45:13Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:15After that, you do it.
00:45:17You will do it for you.
00:45:21What is it, right?
00:45:23Well, I work.
00:45:33Okay, let's do it.
00:45:35Alright, I want you to take this.
00:45:37As, what happened now?
00:45:39Yes, I left first.
00:45:42Now I am going to do it.
00:45:45Okay, we will soon refer to you as you.
00:45:50Wallah!
00:46:20Ohh
00:46:42Roto Adi Sutejo
00:46:43Lama ga ada kabarnya tiba2 telepon gua tau nek
00:46:48I don't know, I still want to talk about it.
00:46:50I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:52I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to talk about it.
00:46:56I want to talk about it.
00:46:58When?
00:47:00I need to remember the money I forgot about it.
00:47:03But you're also a part of it.
00:47:06I'm still a part of it.
00:47:08I want to talk about it.
00:47:10I need help you.
00:47:12Are you serious?
00:47:14What about you?
00:47:16What about you?
00:47:18Can you check your phone number?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:22What about you?
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:26If you come back?
00:47:28If you come back to me,
00:47:30I believe you?
00:47:32What about you?
00:47:34Okay, okay.
00:47:36I'll talk about it.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:46What about you?
00:47:47What about you?
00:47:48What about you?
00:47:49What about you?
00:47:50What about you?
00:47:52You!
00:47:53You!
00:47:56I don't want to get you.
00:47:58You!
00:47:59You!
00:48:00You!
00:48:01You!
00:48:05.
00:48:07.
00:48:08.
00:48:09.
00:48:10.
00:48:10.
00:48:15.
00:48:17.
00:48:26.
00:48:27.
00:48:28.
00:48:30.
00:48:33.
00:48:34.
00:48:35Oh, that's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41That's right.
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:47I'm interacting with you.
00:48:53Ton, do you have a phone call with me?
00:48:55Yes, I have.
00:48:59What's the phone call?
00:49:01I'll call you in front of Ayu.
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:05I'll call you in front of me.
00:49:07So, you're asking Anton to send me my phone call?
00:49:11Yeah?
00:49:12Why are you talking about me?
00:49:14Why are you talking about me?
00:49:15Wait a minute.
00:49:17Oh, that's right.
00:49:19I'm sorry.
00:49:21I'm sorry.
00:49:23The inside of you are not having a phone call.
00:49:25But you're alone.
00:49:27So, I'm sorry.
00:49:29I'm wrong.
00:49:31I'm sorry.
00:49:33I'm sorry.
00:49:35But you're sorry?
00:49:37What's wrong with me?
00:49:39What is wrong with you?
00:49:41Why are you talking about me?
00:49:43What's wrong with you?
00:49:45You're right.
00:49:47What's wrong with me?
00:49:49You hear me?
00:49:51Do you know what the name is?
00:49:53Do you know what the name is?
00:49:55What the name is?
00:49:57What the name is?
00:49:59Why do you call me?
00:50:01Yes, you ask me.
00:50:03One of the most common names is the name is the name.
00:50:05Yes, the name is the name.
00:50:07I'm the guy. If I call me the name, I'll tell you.
00:50:09I'll tell you what the name is.
00:50:11I'll tell you what the name is.
00:50:13You're the same.
00:50:15You're the same.
00:50:17You're the same.
00:50:19You're the same.
00:50:21You're the same.
00:50:23I don't have to deal with you.
00:50:31Ma sayangku.
00:50:33Ma dulu, ma dulu.
00:50:35Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:37Ini mas.
00:50:39Mantap.
00:50:41Itu toge.
00:50:43Tidak si keju ya.
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:47Makan ya.
00:50:51Kenapa sih?
00:50:53Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:55Biar joss.
00:50:57Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah lena.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:05Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:07Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:13Hmm, masih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Ma, aku tambahin itu.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih, baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20 sampai 25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah ditransfer mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain disini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada riba baliknya.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama instan dalemnya biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku nama instan dalem aku.
00:52:16Ini kan kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:52:31Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk menjebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Lumpu apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone videomu.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu gak tau?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:01Oke, thank you.
00:53:14Lu kirimin gue.
00:53:15psychopath psikon.
00:53:16Lu kirimin gue orang suatu.
00:53:20Bud.
00:53:21Bud.
00:53:23Bud.
00:53:25Bud.
00:53:27Bud.
00:53:28Bud.
00:53:29Bud.
00:53:30Bud.
00:53:32Bud.
00:53:33Bud.
00:53:35Bud.
00:53:36Bud.
00:53:37Bud.
00:53:38Bud.
00:53:39Bud.
00:53:40Ayom! Ayom! Ayom!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:51Ayom!
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:56Did she put you on the..?
00:53:58What's up?
00:54:01I don't know.
00:54:05What are you doing?
00:54:07I don't know.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09I have proof.
00:54:11You have proof?
00:54:12You have proof?
00:54:13I don't know.
00:54:14I don't know.
00:54:15What's wrong with you?
00:54:17What's wrong with you?
00:54:19You're in love with me.
00:54:24Is there a book?
00:54:26You're in love with me.
00:54:28What's wrong with you?
00:54:30Why did you say no?
00:54:32What are you doing now?
00:54:34You're in love with me.
00:54:35You're in love with me.
00:54:36I don't even know what's wrong.
00:54:38You're out of law.
00:54:39But you don't know.
00:54:40Who is the boss?
00:54:41I don't talk about it.
00:54:42I don't know what you want.
00:54:43I don't understand that.
00:54:45I don't know.
00:54:47I don't know anyone.
00:54:48I don't know anyone.
00:54:49I don't know anyone else.
00:54:51I don't know.
00:54:52I don't know anyone.
00:54:54Next thing I don't know.
00:54:56What are you doing here?
00:54:58I don't want to go.
00:55:00What happened to you?
00:55:02I don't wanna go.
00:55:04I don't want to go.
00:55:06I don't want to go.
00:55:08I've got to go.
00:55:10I've never been talking about you.
00:55:12I've been talking about you.
00:55:14I've been talking about you.
00:55:16But now, you're out of here.
00:55:18What's up?
00:55:20You're talking about all these things.
00:55:22It's funny.
00:55:24Oh eh soalnya dalam yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri marokkan dan apa-apa dalam perempuan pulang
00:55:33marah-marah minta ceret bilangnya apa namun selada di mobil aku padahal nih Iya yang
00:55:40naruh sendiri drama loh drama jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara 2 tahun itu aku
00:55:48ngarang-ngarang itu hah ayo mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya berani nggak
00:55:57Broto Ibu sudah tahu semua tentang Anya kelakuan kamu udah lama
00:56:18kamu tahu Ibu tuh diam aja karena Ibu pikir ini sementara juga akan lewat ternyata kamu tuh melonjak
00:56:27kamu lupanya nama besar kakek kamu Hadi Sutaijo yang bikin semua bisnis kamu bisa lancar
00:56:47masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa Ibu minta tolong
00:56:51istri baik cantik inter lagi masih juga kamu selingkuh goblok kau denger gak ibu kamu ibu kamu sendiri
00:56:56ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh ngapain kamu goblok gimana kamu goblok
00:57:09ayo ibu ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas ibu tahu
00:57:25ayo ayo selingkuh sama Dimas ibu tahu gila kan bener kan dia ngasih ngeluh luar Dimas sih
00:57:31ya kamu lupa-lupa ibu
00:57:34besok ibu akan panggil Dimas kesini untuk menjelaskan semuanya
00:57:43gak usah ibu gak usah dipanggil Dimas ya ibu kalau mau ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini ayo pergi ibu
00:57:54gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana
00:57:56udah lah gak usah gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas
00:58:00lu mau trik mau harta kan oke gak ada ceria-ceriaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan
00:58:16besok kita bicara lagi nanti malam broto kamu tidur sama ibu
00:58:22sementara malam ini kalian pikirkan baik-baik apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok
00:58:31ibu gak mau keluarga ibu tuh beratakan
00:58:46nyopotnya tuh susah banget jadi kayak geser
00:58:51gak ngerti deh itu diri gimana
00:58:54ngerti deh itu
00:58:56selamat menikmati
00:58:58selamat menikmati
00:59:00selamat menikmati
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01:00:06Eww
01:00:08aduh mas gawat nih gawat
01:00:10stres deh aku ah
01:00:12aku kan udah makan
01:00:14di buat aku kalo lagi stres aku harus makan
01:00:16lauknya mana?
01:00:18aku diet protein
01:00:20diet protein
01:00:22eh itu ribut ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25mau pada bunuh bunuhan apa?
01:00:26potem tidak
01:00:27makanya aku stres
01:00:29kayaknya ibu ayu udah ketahuan deh
01:00:31selingkuh sama adeknya bapak
01:00:33You can't be a suami, Mr. Likung.
01:00:35Don't worry.
01:00:36I had already been a saint.
01:00:39Wow, I know.
01:00:41I can't be a saint.
01:00:43What?
01:00:43If you are a saint?
01:00:46Why are you talking about my son?
01:00:48I don't want to go into a saint.
01:00:50I want to help you with my son.
01:00:53It's for my son.
01:00:55Then I become a saint.
01:00:59I want to be a saint.
01:01:01My name is Yann, Yanni.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:09Yann,
01:01:11you have to drink water?
01:01:13You have to drink water?
01:01:14This is really hot water.
01:01:31Yew.
01:01:51Yaudah pokoknya bu tunggu ya.
01:01:54Ayo.
01:01:56I have a lot of school
01:02:03I'm still working
01:02:15Yeah, I'm going to sleep again
01:02:22you can't go home if you want to go home Jakarta is still in quarantine, how are you going to repot?
01:02:32yes, healthy, you can't go home, you can't go home, you can't go home, you can't go home, you can't go home
01:02:44Jan?
01:02:46I need to work again
01:02:50why are you still sleeping?
01:02:56you're not sleeping yet?
01:03:02you're not sleeping yet?
01:03:04just stay home
01:03:08you're sure you've heard of me earlier
01:03:13I'm confused
01:03:15aku takut anak-anakku berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:27pak broto dan bu ayu cerai
01:03:29ah semoga gak ya
01:03:33yang penting kamu tau
01:03:35supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:37maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:47ya wis, itu aja
01:03:51terima kasih ya
01:03:52kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:53berantung ibu selama ini
01:04:09oh oh oh oh oh
01:04:11ibu selama ini
01:04:15ayo
01:04:17uus, gitu
01:04:19ya
01:04:22Hi, I'm Dimas.
01:04:32Hi, Ibu.
01:04:37What's up, Ibu?
01:04:38Why are you getting really hot?
01:04:40Let's go.
01:04:44Hi, I'm Mba Yu.
01:04:47Hi, Mas.
01:04:52Sehat.
01:04:54Mas Mba, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:04Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:12Eh, tadi Ibu Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Aduh, kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur Mas.
01:05:38Berdua dong dengan anggur kita.
01:05:41Wah.
01:05:42Wah.
01:05:43Wah.
01:05:44Wah.
01:05:45Wah.
01:05:46Wah, itu Yan.
01:05:48Ini loh Mas.
01:05:51Tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalengginnya di sini.
01:05:54Eyalah.
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:56Iya.
01:05:57Iyak.
01:05:58Iyak banget.
01:05:59I want to ask all of you to explain to me immediately.
01:06:07Rota?
01:06:09You want to do it?
01:06:10She just wants to do it.
01:06:12She wants to eat her own.
01:06:14When are you going to do it?
01:06:16Stop, Rota!
01:06:29I want to explain to you, Rota.
01:06:34Rota emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih, ini masalahnya.
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:47Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kebang keluarga.
01:07:03Enggak, eh.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:15Ibu, sekarang nih.
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:20Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:21Titik!
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong aja.
01:07:23Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:26Getah dong.
01:07:27Nih kain aja.
01:07:28Oh iya emang.
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:30Hahaha.
01:07:31Rencana?
01:07:32Hahaha.
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya.
01:07:37Munafik ya.
01:07:38Lo pikirnya gak lo tidur dengan adek gue.
01:07:40Lo lebih sudi dari gue.
01:07:41Iya.
01:07:42Mas, mas lu.
01:07:43Eh anjingnya mau kamu.
01:07:45Dimas.
01:07:46Dimas.
01:07:47Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:48Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:08Dan ternyata Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu.
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:18Routine ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu.
01:08:31Lihat kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Dimas.
01:08:37Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:38Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:39Jadi aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:42Setelah aku cerai dari Broto.
01:08:45Tapi ibu ternyata.
01:08:48Ternyata.
01:08:49Ternyata.
01:08:50Ternyata.
01:08:51Ternyata.
01:08:52Ternyata.
01:08:53Ternyata.
01:08:54Ternyata.
01:08:55Ternyata.
01:08:56Ternyata.
01:08:57Ternyata.
01:08:58Ternyata.
01:08:59Ternyata.
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:07Cuma bedanya.
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:13Ya nggak lah.
01:09:15Nggak.
01:09:16Dan diem.
01:09:20Ibu udah dengar semuanya kan?
01:09:22Udah jelas, ini udah.
01:09:23Iap?
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:27And you...
01:09:32You're going to leave all of you and you're going to leave.
01:09:36I don't want to ask you.
01:09:40I'm going to do it.
01:09:42Good.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:44This is all wrong, bu.
01:09:45This is not true like this.
01:09:46Mas, I'm sorry to Allah.
01:09:47I don't have to deal with you with me.
01:09:49I don't know.
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan.
01:09:53Sama.
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:56Tukang les.
01:09:57Makan.
01:09:59Yanni, kesini ya.
01:10:01Siap, bu.
01:10:05Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh.
01:10:07Waduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas?
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:18Eh, mas.
01:10:19Tapi...
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai, mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya.
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:37Ya.
01:10:39Yanni, Yanni.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia.
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Fredly.
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:09Janji ya.
01:11:10Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:11Mas Bambang.
01:11:12Oh.
01:11:23Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:30Ya terus?
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:36Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:42Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Ya, ya.
01:11:47Hei Bu!
01:11:48Ya udah, Yanni kebelahan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Ya, ya.
01:11:55Ibu!
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Ini buktinya.
01:12:01Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:03Terus, sejak saat itu...
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:21Bu, Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mba Ayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Mba Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:53Mba Ayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek.
01:13:13Tuduh murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Mba Ayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:23Ayo.
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu.
01:13:26Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu.
01:13:30Aku.
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin aku.
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu.
01:13:37Ibu.
01:13:38Ini aku Ayu Bu.
01:13:39Anak prokon ibunya ibu sayang.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu.
01:13:42Ibu.
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya.
01:13:52Ibu mau biar.
01:13:53Biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ibu.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:13:56Ibu.
01:14:22Hai.
01:14:24Kamu sedihini ya.
01:14:25Abone kau begitu datum.
01:14:27Darum.
01:16:30I don't need help.
01:16:32You...
01:16:34You're with me, Kika.
01:16:36I don't need help.
01:16:38I don't need help.
01:16:40Mas Broto.
01:16:50Ibu...
01:16:52Ibu...
01:16:54Ibu...
01:16:56Ibu lihat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:00Ibu...
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01:18:00Ibu...
01:18:06Ibu...
01:18:08Ibu...
01:18:10Ibu...
01:18:12Ibu...
01:18:24Aku selalu percaya...
01:18:26Semua terjadi...
01:18:30Dengan tujuan.
01:18:34Kamu dan aku...
01:18:38It's not true, you and me are one, you and me are one, you and me are one, I love you, Proto.
01:19:03Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:33Mas Bama, masa sedi...
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:48Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:54Mas?
01:19:55Mama?
01:19:57Mas?
01:20:01Mas?
01:20:02Nooooooooooo!
01:20:04I can't!
01:20:08I can't!
01:20:10I can't!
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