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00:03:58Mentega abis.
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:11Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story Bu update.
00:04:16Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag, subreminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:27Sayangnya, sayangnya dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:39Sayang...
00:04:40Sayang...
00:04:41Sayang...
00:04:42Sayang...
00:04:44Sayang...
00:04:45Aku lihat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Eh du...
00:04:52Kunci mobil kau dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:55Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagi ini udah telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak salah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana ke...
00:05:12Eh...
00:05:13Tentu dari dirimu.
00:05:16Yanni!
00:05:17Ya Pak!
00:05:18Kian, tolong Yann!
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siap, Pak!
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu dan sekarang tolong tas golp saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:31Siap, Pak!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara?
00:05:34Gimana sih?
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:37Siap.
00:05:39Bisa.
00:05:40Anak!
00:05:42Gimana?
00:05:43Gimana?
00:05:45Hmm.
00:05:46Untung kopi mau enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, berikut rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:01Dua.
00:06:02Satu.
00:06:04Masih cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:51Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:54Oh iya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:59Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:06Liatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Ya.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu ya.
00:07:17Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu?
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:29Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:31Ih, ya ampun, ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya, udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah punya pacar belum sih, mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu apa kenanya deh.
00:08:12Udah lah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:26Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah, gimana?
00:08:32Super, bu, super.
00:08:34Langsung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatelan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Nggak, nggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:20Belum keter, bu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong, bu.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskyu, boskyu.
00:09:28Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:30Boskyu, cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:39Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger nggak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:08Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:20Pak, apa, itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:28Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak, ibu.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:35Maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:38Sayang, liat berita nggak?
00:10:52Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjakan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh, kamu balikin gue yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk, ayo.
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang,
00:11:02model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, Yuk.
00:11:08Nah, apa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang nggak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:23Sebelum kali juga kamu nggak pernah masalah.
00:11:26Ini kan sampel kantor.
00:11:30Sampel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar nggak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran!
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:27Bisa nggak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku nggak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu nggak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:43Lepas!
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik!
00:13:01Kok kemana?
00:13:01Aku nggak aku salah.
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:06Udah!
00:13:06Lepas!
00:13:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm sorry
00:13:12I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:13:14I'm sorry
00:13:37Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto
00:13:44Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu
00:14:04Gak boleh ngiti
00:14:07Apa-apa?
00:14:09Eh, apa tuh tangannya gak boleh ibu?
00:14:11Sabar dong
00:14:12Happy birthday to you
00:14:16Mbak
00:14:17Happy birthday to you
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday ibu
00:14:28Love you
00:14:30Siasatnya ibu
00:14:31I wish
00:14:32Kalo emang hanya yang kamu cari
00:14:35Cepat
00:14:36Cepat
00:14:39Aku rewan
00:14:42Masa dia jangan sampai pernah sakit yang perasaan dia
00:14:45Assalamualaikum
00:14:57Waalaikumsalam
00:14:59Ibu
00:15:03Ayu
00:15:04Ibu
00:15:06Tiba-tiba
00:15:07Ayo
00:15:08Tiba-tiba
00:15:09Ibu
00:15:10Tiba-tiba
00:15:11Kesini
00:15:12Iya
00:15:13Kok gak bilang
00:15:15Ibu
00:15:16Ibu
00:15:17Tiba-tiba
00:15:18Keingat sama kalian
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir
00:15:20Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:28Asyik
00:15:29Abis minatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh
00:15:31Oh
00:15:34Loh
00:15:35Kenapa sih?
00:15:36Kau berantakan banget nih
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Jangan
00:15:39Aku nanggak
00:15:40Gak usah dong
00:15:41Gak enak kan
00:15:42Cuma berantakan
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat
00:15:45Nanti
00:15:46Nanti saya beresin
00:15:47Gak deh
00:15:48Kalo gitu
00:15:49Tolong ya Proto
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk
00:15:51Ya
00:15:53Mau apaan dengan lo?
00:15:54Iya ibu haus banget nih
00:15:56Iya
00:15:57Ah
00:15:58Ija
00:15:59Ija
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija
00:16:04Dua bulan lalu
00:16:05Kembali ke kampungnya
00:16:06Soalnya mengurusin
00:16:07Bapaknya sakit
00:16:09Oh
00:16:10Bu
00:16:11Saya Yanni
00:16:12Yang kerja disini Bu
00:16:17Sebelumnya
00:16:18Kamu tuh kerja dimana?
00:16:19Di Departemen Store Bu
00:16:21Yang bagian
00:16:22Halo-halo
00:16:23Lewat stiker gitu ya
00:16:24Selamat datang di Departemen Store kami
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini
00:16:27Besok anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:29Cuma 90%
00:16:33Terus itu
00:16:35Itu
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja Bu
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen
00:16:40Tapi sekarang
00:16:41Gak usah ilang
00:16:42Sakit lagi Bu
00:16:43Ma'an ini
00:16:45Kamu
00:16:47Ibu
00:16:49Duduk aja
00:16:51Duduk
00:16:52Serhat dulu
00:16:53Capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu
00:16:55Koper Ibu
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya Pak
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya
00:16:59Biasa ya
00:17:00Gak pake gula
00:17:05Ibu kok tumpen sendirian?
00:17:09Dimas mana?
00:17:10Gimana?
00:17:11Hidup
00:17:13Tumpen sendirian?
00:17:14Tumpen sendirian?
00:17:16Tumpen sendirian?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:22Bu?
00:17:27Halo
00:17:28Bu?
00:17:29Hello, Ibu. Ibu, where is Ibu?
00:17:33Hmm, I don't know.
00:17:35I just got to go to the house.
00:17:37I need to go to the house.
00:17:43Sayang, can I help you?
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:47I don't want to go to the hotel.
00:17:49Yeah, I don't want to go to the hotel.
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:53I don't want to go to the hotel.
00:17:59Bapak.
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tahu aku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:07Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya, nggak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:16Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Ya, kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:20Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:21Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:23Iya, karena lagi sakit, jadi setelan bahayi di rumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu nampain aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:48Nggak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuk.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak kan sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya sampai ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Beritanya dari tadi, nggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah, eh tetap ada belita.
00:19:28Nggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Nah, bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Rampus, sorry.
00:19:33Jumlah, Pak.
00:19:34Jumlah, Pak.
00:19:35Jumlah, Pak.
00:19:36Jumlah, Pak.
00:19:37Jumlah, Pak.
00:19:38Jumlah, Pak.
00:19:39Bukan bisa tonton TV-nya.
00:19:40Ntar nggak mau makin stress.
00:19:41Yuk.
00:19:42Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Pihit lah.
00:19:57Gimana nggak ibu stress?
00:19:59Hah?
00:20:05Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Nggak ngomong apa sih?
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:26Hmm.
00:20:27Hmm.
00:20:28Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan.
00:20:40Aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih nggak konusif.
00:20:43Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:44Hah?
00:20:45Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:48Nggak ada.
00:20:50Tidak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus nyikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Pak?
00:20:54Tidak apa-apa ya?
00:20:55Tidak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya. Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar nggak apa-apa ya?
00:21:19Aku bantuin ayu dulu.
00:21:21Ibu senang dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:24Nggak akan usah.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:33Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi nggak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternah sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu senang kok.
00:21:45Yaudah lah.
00:21:47Kalau gitu, langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu ya.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin hubungan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:12Emang ibu nggak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Iya, pastikan belum lah.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:24Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang ibu.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:34Ayu.
00:22:35Ya, sayang.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke, Bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:57Tuh.
00:22:58Udah habis.
00:22:59Habis.
00:23:00Tuh.
00:23:01Saya belum kata emang iya.
00:23:02Kamu nggak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:03Gak cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:14Ya, siap sana.
00:23:15Kalau nggak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:20Bu.
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:23Beratur.
00:23:24Beratur.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kees, belanja lagi.
00:23:35Soto ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:40Ayo.
00:23:43Ayo.
00:23:44Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, yuk.
00:23:45Cuma kamu pikir ya.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, You.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:56Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai.
00:24:01God?
00:24:03Is it God?
00:24:05Is it God?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09It's time to talk to God.
00:24:11Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:13Do you want to talk to God?
00:24:21I don't want to talk to God.
00:24:23Is it God?
00:24:29Dudu di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:53Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurahan either.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:07Pak, sebentar, Pak.
00:25:09Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:28Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:31Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:37Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Lalu, Mata, Pertama.
00:25:55Pak, Pak.
00:25:56Pertama, Bu.
00:25:57Tidak, Pak!
00:25:58Aku tahu...
00:25:59Lalu, Tidak?
00:26:00Siap-siap.
00:26:01Tidak.
00:26:02Tidak, thanks.
00:26:03Tidak.
00:26:05Tidak.
00:26:06Tidak.
00:26:07I,贳, Tidak.
00:26:08I,贳, Tidak.
00:26:11Hey, I,贳, Tidak.
00:26:13Tidak.
00:26:14Tidak, Tidak.
00:26:15Tidak.
00:26:16Hey, where are Ayu?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19What?
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:23Maybe it's in the room?
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:26I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you doing this?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is working.
00:26:39Oh, Mas.
00:26:40I didn't meet Mas.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas.
00:26:49Aku nggak mau sendiri di sini, Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggak pokoknya.
00:26:58Huh?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:16Hentang, esok.
00:27:18Iya, enak.
00:27:19Nah.
00:27:20Apa?
00:27:21Ya, lagi cari tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:25Ini di rumah bikin pusing tau nggak?
00:27:27What's up?
00:27:29What's up?
00:27:35I'm trying to find the place.
00:27:37I'm trying to make a joke.
00:27:39I'm coming.
00:27:41I'm coming.
00:27:43I'm alone.
00:27:45I'm alone.
00:27:47I'm afraid.
00:27:49No, I can't.
00:27:51You're alone.
00:27:53You're alone.
00:27:55I'm alone.
00:27:57If, for example,
00:27:59I'm alone,
00:28:01people in my apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to be a zombie.
00:28:05What's that?
00:28:07It's a virus virus.
00:28:09It's not a zombie virus.
00:28:11So, if you're in quarantine,
00:28:13it's not a problem.
00:28:15I'm still afraid.
00:28:17I'm afraid.
00:28:19Please.
00:28:21Please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25You're alone.
00:28:27You're alone.
00:28:29You're alone.
00:28:31You're alone.
00:28:33Oh, yeah.
00:28:35Menian, sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayak kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak enggak enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Eh, aduh, ayah.
00:28:47Nyalain video call-nya cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:49Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:53Oke?
00:28:54Oke.
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Uh, ada-ada aja.
00:29:09Buka.
00:29:22Buka!
00:29:23Buka!
00:29:24Buka!
00:29:27Buka!
00:29:29I'm okay if you wanna stay. If you wanna stay.
00:29:41Eh, Mas. Kamu nggak kerja, ya?
00:29:44Postul kan bilang cepet. Lockdown.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini.
00:29:49Ya, aku...
00:29:50Ya, tapi kok naik? Aduh, Mas.
00:29:52Tapi kok naikkan sih?
00:29:54Cinta, Hani. Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:03Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:14Yes, kamu sweet moment.
00:30:17Asti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:19Oh, iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:26Eh, Lungking.
00:30:27Eh, masuk.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Masuk.
00:30:30Iya, Bu.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:33Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys, lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:45Iya, Bu.
00:30:46Iya, Bu.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:48Iya, ibu.
00:30:49Iya, ibu.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:54Kasiannya leper.
00:30:55Iya, Bu.
00:30:56Nanti Yani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:30:58Bu.
00:30:59Iya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:02Iya, Bu.
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Tenang, Bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:10Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:16Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu, Bu. Enak.
00:31:19Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan.
00:31:22Iya, Bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek.
00:31:33Dan tinggalin suan dalem sembarangan.
00:31:35Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:40Selan dalem?
00:31:43Selan dalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selan dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku.
00:31:47Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:50Sekarang berantem.
00:31:52Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin suan dalem.
00:31:58Gak orang ada namanya ini.
00:31:59Mana pernah aku namain suan dalem aku?
00:32:02Enak kamu tau.
00:32:04Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:11Ayo kamu ngaku sama aku.
00:32:13Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, Bu.
00:32:23Masih ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Kamu mandi, Bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:31Eh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:36Pernah.
00:32:37Kamu ngomongin ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada pelurnya ada.
00:32:48Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:49Udah.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah.
00:32:52Udah, Broto mau mandi.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:55Iya.
00:32:56Bener ya?
00:32:57Iya ibu.
00:32:59Oh.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:05Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita.
00:33:09Hah?
00:33:10Ssst.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Gapakan?
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:21Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:23Aduh.
00:33:24Aduh.
00:33:25Aduh.
00:33:26Aduh.
00:33:27Aduh.
00:33:28Aduh.
00:33:29Disini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek disana apa ngulek disini ya?
00:33:33Disini.
00:33:34Aduh.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Gak ngaceng.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah.
00:33:41Pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:42Diam disini.
00:33:43Ya.
00:33:44Sampai gimana ini?
00:33:45Eh.
00:33:46Istirahat di tempat.
00:33:47Tunggu aku datang ya.
00:33:48Kalah macem aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Ssst.
00:33:50Pokoknya diam.
00:33:51Tia.
00:33:52Tia.
00:33:53Tia.
00:33:54Tia.
00:33:56Tia.
00:33:57Tia.
00:33:58Tia.
00:33:59Tia.
00:34:00Ah.
00:34:08Tia.
00:34:10Tia.
00:34:11Tia.
00:34:12œ
00:34:25Mbak Yanni?
00:34:27Why are you in there?
00:34:29Nah, Bu.
00:34:31When Yanni came to the side,
00:34:33I was really excited to see Yanni.
00:34:35Seriously, Bu.
00:34:43Ibu, how to go?
00:34:47To the side,
00:34:49the signal is better than the side.
00:34:51If I go to the side,
00:34:53the signal is better than the customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu, Bu.
00:34:59Jangan ke daerah Kamal Riani.
00:35:01Itu signalnya dead.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Ya, ya.
00:35:11Mbak Yanni,
00:35:13nanti kalau misalnya Ibu tanya saya di mana,
00:35:15kamu bilang aja nggak tahu ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu.
00:35:23Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:25Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:29Kalau aku keluar dari rumah,
00:35:31itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:35Mbak Yanni itu punya siapa?
00:35:37Nah itu.
00:35:39Yan.
00:35:41Telur, Dede.
00:35:43Telur.
00:35:45Ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:47Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:49Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:51Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:53Ya ini, Bu.
00:35:55Yang cepet ya telur.
00:35:57Kambing?
00:35:59Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:01Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:03Telurnya.
00:36:05Daging kambing?
00:36:07Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:09Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:11Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:17Uye uye kali, Bu.
00:36:19Apa sih itu uye uye?
00:36:21Uye uye tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat Bu Ayu, kecu sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya ibu udah pengen pun udah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:41Yanni paham, Bu.
00:36:42Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yanni kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:45Yanni di kampung bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:47Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak palang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga paham hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah.
00:36:56Gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yanni belum lihat Ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:23Tunggu.
00:37:24Tunggu.
00:37:25Tunggu.
00:37:26Tunggu.
00:37:27Tunggu.
00:37:28Tunggu.
00:37:29Tunggu.
00:37:30Tunggu.
00:37:31Tunggu.
00:37:32Tunggu.
00:37:33Tunggu.
00:37:34Tunggu.
00:37:35Tunggu.
00:37:36Tunggu.
00:37:37Tunggu.
00:37:38Tunggu.
00:37:39Tunggu.
00:37:40Tunggu.
00:37:41Tunggu.
00:37:42Tunggu.
00:37:43Tunggu.
00:37:44Tunggu.
00:37:45Tunggu.
00:37:46Tunggu.
00:37:47Tunggu.
00:37:48Tunggu.
00:37:49Tunggu.
00:37:50Tunggu.
00:37:51Tunggu.
00:37:52Tunggu.
00:37:53Tunggu.
00:37:54Tunggu.
00:37:55Tunggu.
00:37:56Tunggu.
00:37:57Tunggu.
00:37:58Tunggu.
00:37:59Tunggu.
00:38:00Tunggu.
00:38:01Tunggu.
00:38:02Tunggu.
00:38:03Tunggu.
00:38:04Tunggu.
00:38:05Tunggu.
00:38:06Tunggu.
00:38:07Tunggu.
00:38:08Wow!
00:38:18What's that?
00:38:20Coo!
00:38:22Can I change?
00:38:28This is an omelette.
00:38:32Hey, I love you.
00:38:34What's up?
00:38:36This is an omelette special for Bu Sepuh.
00:38:40It's really good.
00:38:44Let's do it first.
00:38:46Let's go.
00:38:50Hi, I'm handsome.
00:38:52I'm handsome.
00:38:54I'm back.
00:38:56I'm ready.
00:38:58It's a little bit.
00:39:00It's a little bit, but it's the sensation.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:05Come on, Mama.
00:39:07Nggak.
00:39:08Nggak pengen.
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:15Ayolah, Mas, nih.
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku, nih.
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, ya udah.
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini, Mas.
00:39:39Hah?
00:39:40Serius, Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih?
00:39:44Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:49Nggak diapa-apain lagi?
00:39:53Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Iya, ngaku nih.
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Aku bijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini, agar bahan sama.
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu.
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:24Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti, ya.
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin, ya.
00:40:33Mas.
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Enggara. Nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin lo kita.
00:40:44Alah.
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:48Aman deh, aman.
00:40:52Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:56Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang, jadi aman, ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku hanya mau baju.
00:41:08Baju Bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:10Tengang.
00:41:11Kepala.
00:41:12Kepala.
00:41:13Kepala.
00:41:14Kepala.
00:41:15Kepala.
00:41:16Kepala.
00:41:17Kepala.
00:41:18Kepala.
00:41:19Kepala.
00:41:20Kepala.
00:41:21I'm sorry, Mom.
00:41:30Come here, Mom.
00:41:30You're welcome, Mom?
00:41:32I have a baby.
00:41:34Come here, Mom.
00:41:35I see.
00:41:35I can't find you.
00:41:51What are you doing?
00:42:21Oh
00:42:23Oh
00:42:28Oh
00:42:30Oh
00:42:35Oh
00:42:37Oh
00:42:43Selamat pagi
00:42:45Eh
00:42:47Ibu bawa yang sarapan buat kalian
00:42:53Thank you, Ibu.
00:42:55This is the ginseng.
00:42:57This is for you.
00:42:59It's for you.
00:43:01If you're a yogurt,
00:43:05it's for you.
00:43:07If it's for you.
00:43:09If it's for you.
00:43:13Thank you, Ibu.
00:43:15In your position,
00:43:17after you love...
00:43:19I don't care.
00:43:21I don't care.
00:43:23This is serious.
00:43:25I don't care.
00:43:29Look at this.
00:43:31This is important.
00:43:33This is not porn.
00:43:35This is science.
00:43:37You must be in the bottom.
00:43:39You must be in the bottom.
00:43:41The bottom is the top.
00:43:43The top is the top.
00:43:45That's it.
00:43:47I can do it.
00:43:49I can do it.
00:43:51Eh, I can do it.
00:43:53I can do it.
00:43:55I can do it.
00:43:57I can do it.
00:43:59I can do it.
00:44:01Hmm.
00:44:02Hmm.
00:44:03Nih ya.
00:44:04Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Hmm.
00:44:06Supaya,
00:44:07semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:09untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Hmm, hmm.
00:44:17Bisa gak?
00:44:18Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi Ibu ajarin.
00:44:23Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:33Hmm.
00:44:34Hmm.
00:44:36Haaah.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:46Hmm.
00:44:47Gini.
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49So like this, the hands of your hands, it stimulates your dad to be able to run fast.
00:44:59And then you talk to me.
00:45:04You talk to me.
00:45:08Yes, dad.
00:45:11Hello, I'm running.
00:45:14Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:16After that, you do it.
00:45:18Then you do it.
00:45:22I don't know how to do it.
00:45:24Let's do it.
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:28Yes.
00:45:30Yes.
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:34Yes.
00:45:36Yes.
00:45:38Yes.
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:44Yes.
00:45:45Yes.
00:45:46Yes, yes.
00:45:47Yes.
00:45:48Home Ibu, Ibu, faster cepat tepat setuju dari kalian ya.
00:45:50Yes.
00:45:51Yes.
00:45:52Mala.
00:45:53Yes.
00:45:54Ibu...
00:45:55Yes.
00:45:56Yes.
00:45:57Yes.
00:45:58Yes.
00:45:59Yes.
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:01Yes.
00:46:02Yes.
00:46:03Yes.
00:46:04Yes.
00:46:05Yes.
00:46:06Yes.
00:46:07Yes.
00:46:08Yes.
00:46:10Yes.
00:46:11Yes.
00:46:42Roto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Pak, emang gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba melepon.
00:46:48Gue tau nih.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:51Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahas ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:55Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:57Salah budi.
00:46:58Kapan?
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:02Duit-duit gue yang numpang gabusan gue.
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga.
00:47:06Gimana sih lo?
00:47:07Ya tetap aja, gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:09Udah deh Tuhan.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:13Tuhan Tuhan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:17Bisa gak lo cek handphone aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk handphone ini.
00:47:23Lagi bingdi lo?
00:47:24Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingdi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Eh?
00:47:31Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oke oke.
00:47:35Tunggu satu dua jam ya.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:47:39Oke.
00:47:40Diego!
00:47:41Yunk!
00:47:47I'm sorry.
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:19I'm going to tell you.
00:48:21I'm going to tell you.
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:25What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35Oh, that's it.
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:39That's it.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:47I'm interacting with you.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Do you have a number that you're talking about?
00:48:56Yes, there.
00:48:58What's that?
00:49:00What's the number?
00:49:02I'm going to call you.
00:49:03You're still in front of me?
00:49:05Yes, so you can hear me.
00:49:07So, you're going to call me Anton?
00:49:11Yes?
00:49:12Why are you talking about me?
00:49:14Wait, wait.
00:49:15Oh, it's like my friend.
00:49:17.
00:49:28I mean I'm going to call home.
00:49:30otherwise, what's your phone?
00:49:32no
00:49:33if i'm confident, what's your own phone?
00:49:34І Ni buktin?
00:49:36non!
00:49:36no, wa?
00:49:38emang ada satu nomer yng cari ngota kaptin ni lo?
00:49:40nah
00:49:41aga tante lo, tante lo tenang-tenang, sabar-sabar
00:49:44terus?
00:49:45nomer itu ya ...
00:49:47ya nomer Tlu
00:49:50denger gak?
00:49:55tante?
00:49:57ma.. maksud lo gimana?
00:50:00Do you know my name?
00:50:00Yes, but you asked me
00:50:02one number that I often call out to be in the room
00:50:05Yes, my name is your name
00:50:07Yes, I'm the guy, if I tell my name, I'll tell you that it's not there
00:50:09That's what I told you!
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:18I'm so sorry
00:50:20I don't have to do it with you
00:50:30I love you.
00:50:33I love you.
00:50:36I love you.
00:50:38That's a cake.
00:50:43What is it?
00:50:45Let's eat it.
00:50:47Let's eat it.
00:50:51Why?
00:50:52Why?
00:50:53Why?
00:50:54Why?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56Oh kenapa sih nggak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Sef Yani.
00:51:01Hmm udah enak.
00:51:03Lihatin ya kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul mas.
00:51:07Di kampung aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm kasih laku.
00:51:15Benar itu Sani tupiah lagi ngumpulan duit ya?
00:51:17Ya.
00:51:18Enam aku tambahin, itu Sarius?
00:51:22Yok mas, aku bohong.
00:51:24Oh sekarang sih baru ada 15 jutaan mas tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta halah segitu aja kok
00:51:34mau yang ngomong dari awal udah langsung tak serta beneran ya Iya tapi nggak usah ditransfer
00:51:39Mas kenapa nabung di bank itu riba aku nyalain disini kabungan don't worry tapi begini itu
00:51:50aku ngasih duit investasi harus ada timbal baliknya enggak pernah tak kaki jatah tapi makan dulu nih
00:52:02togenya dianggirin biar jos ada perlawanan ayo yang banyak-banyak hanya cuma pereka sekolah
00:52:10namanya selama dalamnya biar nggak ketukar sama merek lain mana pernah aku namanya selama dalam aku
00:52:16ya kan kamu tahu aku jarang pakai selama dalam
00:52:20apa lagi sih Ton nggak puas lo bikin malu gua sorry tentang kejadian tadi toh bukan maksud gue tuh kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana
00:52:38Tok gua punya informasi baru toh lupa apa lagi sih buruan deh hacker gua bilang ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone video maksudnya gimana
00:52:50ini lu punya dua nomor lu nggak tahu enggak tahu gua satu doang dan di nomor yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang sering banget dia hubungin
00:52:58gua kira minggu namun sekarang ya
00:53:00oke
00:53:02oke
00:53:05oke
00:53:06oke
00:53:07oke
00:53:09oke
00:53:11oke
00:53:12oke
00:53:14oke
00:53:15oke
00:53:16oke
00:53:18oke
00:53:19oke
00:53:21oke
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00:53:23oke
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00:53:25oke
00:53:26oke
00:53:28oke
00:53:29oke
00:53:30oke
00:53:31oke
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00:53:36oke
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00:53:38oke
00:53:39oke
00:53:40oke
00:53:41oke
00:53:42oke
00:53:44oke oke
00:53:45oke oke
00:53:46oke
00:53:47oke oke
00:53:48oke oke oke
00:53:50What?
00:53:52What?
00:53:54What?
00:53:56What's your name?
00:53:58You wanna get the number of things?
00:54:00Oh no.
00:54:02What?
00:54:04What?
00:54:06What?
00:54:08What?
00:54:10What?
00:54:12What?
00:54:14What?
00:54:16Hi there's a
00:54:20a
00:54:24a
00:54:26a
00:54:28a
00:54:30a
00:54:32a
00:54:34a
00:54:36a
00:54:38a
00:54:40a
00:54:42nonton Gak malu kamu dibat ibu udah bisa atau bilang nomornya sering toper aku kamu nomor
00:54:49satunya lagi nomor yang aku nggak tahu Hai itu juga punya donor dan nomor satu itu
00:54:55pengen ngomong siapa tau Hai Tore master Hai apa ya Yuk
00:55:00I have two years of you, I've never been talking about you.
00:55:12I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about your feelings.
00:55:15But now you're telling me about this.
00:55:18What are you talking about?
00:55:21This makes sense, you know?
00:55:24The inside of you, you're the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one?
00:55:29バ MRSается like this.
00:55:32Come back to me.
00:55:33I don't care I talk about you.
00:55:36I'm telling you, Carl.
00:55:38This made me drama!
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43No means you're lying if my girlfriend's siaon,
00:55:49I'm neck-bearing at a moment,
00:55:50volte if I'm telling you Ein.
00:55:55Do you know what I'm doing?
00:56:07Broto, Ibu already know all about you, about your actions,
00:56:15and your actions.
00:56:17It's been a long time.
00:56:19Ibu die, because I think this will be a long time.
00:56:25Ternyata, I'm going to die.
00:56:38Do you know what I'm doing?
00:56:40You know what I'm doing?
00:56:42You know what I'm doing.
00:56:44You know what I'm doing.
00:56:46You know what business can be done?
00:56:48There's still a lot of people that can help me.
00:56:55You're a good, beautiful, beautiful,
00:56:57but still you are a good guy!
00:57:00You're a bad guy!
00:57:01Do you know what I'm doing?
00:57:03You hear me?
00:57:08You know what I'm doing?
00:57:10Why am I going to die?
00:57:11Come on, I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:20I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24I know about you and Dimas, I know about you?
00:57:28You're right?
00:57:29You're right!
00:57:30You're right!
00:57:31You're right!
00:57:32You're right!
00:57:38Tomorrow I will call Dimas here.
00:57:41To explain everything.
00:57:48It's not enough to call Dimas.
00:57:50It's not enough to call Dimas.
00:57:51If I want to go now, I'll go now.
00:57:54There's no way to go.
00:57:56There's no way to go.
00:57:58You don't have to call Dimas.
00:58:04You want to call Dimas?
00:58:06You want to call Dimas?
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:11There's no way to call Dimas.
00:58:13Before all this is explained.
00:58:17Let's go back again.
00:58:19What is my partner?
00:58:20I have to call Dimas.
00:58:21You will be sleeping with Ibu.
00:58:22You don't need to call Dimas.
00:58:24While at night, you will think well about what you will make for tomorrow.
00:58:43I don't want.
00:58:45Your family will be angry.
00:58:48My family will be angry.
00:58:52I don't understand what it is.
00:59:18I don't understand why you are angry.
00:59:27I don't understand why you are angry.
00:59:32I don't understand why you are angry.
00:59:38I'm sorry.
00:59:40Where is Abbas?
00:59:54It looks like Abbas is getting inside.
01:00:00He's a guy to get inside him.
01:00:02He's got a head on me.
01:00:05Aduh...
01:00:07Aduh, Mas, gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:10Stres deh aku, ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:14Buat aku, kalo lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribet-ribet, kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:27Cedinya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya Ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh,
01:00:31selingkuh sama adiknya Bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya, selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah? Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:45Kenapa sih? Nanti kedengeran.
01:00:49Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama Ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya Ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:05Yan.
01:01:07Keren.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Abis ngerok kamu.
01:01:15Ini sebenernya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:17Ayu.
01:01:31Ayu.
01:01:33Ayu.
01:01:35Ayu.
01:01:37Ayu.
01:01:39Ayu.
01:01:40Ayu.
01:01:41Ayu.
01:01:42Ayu.
01:01:43Ayu.
01:01:44Ayu.
01:01:45Ayu.
01:01:46Ayu.
01:01:47Ayu.
01:01:48Ayu.
01:01:49Ayu.
01:01:50Ayu.
01:01:51Ayu.
01:01:52Ayu.
01:01:53Ayu.
01:01:54Ayu.
01:01:55Ayu.
01:01:56Ayu.
01:01:57Ayu.
01:01:58Ayu.
01:01:59Ayu.
01:02:00Ayu.
01:02:01Ayu.
01:02:02Ayu.
01:02:03Ayu.
01:02:04Ayu.
01:02:05Ayu.
01:02:06Ayu.
01:02:07Oh
01:02:10Yondo
01:02:14Hai aku lagi kerja
01:02:18Oh iya tadi karena besok bukan langsung tidur lagi
01:02:25Hai gak bisa lah kalau pulang Jakarta kan lagi karantina kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:32Oh iya sehat-sehat anak-anak sehat tahu
01:02:39Enggak-nggak usah-nggak usah sama anak-anak
01:02:43Iya iya iya
01:02:45Yan
01:02:47Eh aku aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur
01:02:56Gak anak badan ya
01:03:05Yaudah
01:03:07Istirahat aja
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:14Aku bingung Yan
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anakku berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tahu kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tahu
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:37Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:39Yaudah
01:03:47Yaudah
01:03:48Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:53Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Ohohohohohoh
01:04:11Jodoh merah kau
01:04:15Oh
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:37Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:42Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:51Mas, sehat
01:04:59Mas Mambang, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih Lombang, Ian
01:05:04Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belom
01:05:12Eh, tadi
01:05:14Ubu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:23Kamu
01:05:24Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu Mas
01:05:29Gimana dong
01:05:31Duh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan nganggur Mas
01:05:39Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:54Eyalah
01:05:56Duit ini
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Iyak
01:05:59Iyak banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:03Rata
01:06:07Emang duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lu
01:06:10Dia akan nemakan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lu
01:06:15Ayo bantut lu
01:06:16Ayo bang
01:06:17Stop beratah
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:34Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:38Nih
01:06:39Ini masalahnya
01:06:42Dari awal lu tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar
01:06:46Harus duluan
01:06:47Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:53Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:56Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:03Enggak eh
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei
01:07:15Ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja
01:07:23Bodoh banget
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketahin dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Rencana
01:07:32Groot tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:38Munafik ya
01:07:39Lo pikirnya gak lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:41Lo lebih sedih dari gue
01:07:42Iya
01:07:43Mas, mas nurut
01:07:44Eh anjing nyum gak lo
01:07:45Dimas
01:07:46Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:47Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:06Dan ternyata
01:08:08Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Routine ngobrol
01:08:22Teleponan
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:30Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:31Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar
01:08:35Lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Mas, mas bentar
01:08:37Lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari proto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:02Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:08Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:12Ya enggak lah
01:09:13Enggak
01:09:14Enggak
01:09:15Enggak
01:09:16Enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:18Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:23Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:26Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:35Enggak perlu disuruh
01:09:36Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:37Bagus
01:09:39Bu
01:09:41Bu
01:09:43Bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas
01:09:47Sumpah demi Allah
01:09:48Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Lo denger
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:54Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yanni
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:01Siap Bu
01:10:05Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:07Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:13Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:18Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai
01:10:23Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:29Ya
01:10:30Kalau itu aku mau
01:10:31Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa
01:10:34Jangan
01:10:35Pernah
01:10:36Yanati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:39Yanni
01:10:40Yanni
01:10:43Masih meragukan
01:10:45Cintaku saja
01:10:47Kalau urusan janji setia
01:10:50Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:53Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:56Seperti kata
01:10:58Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah
01:11:00Setengahan
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:06Udah ganti Tom
01:11:08Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:10Ya ya ya ya
01:11:11Mas Bambang
01:11:12Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:30Ya terus
01:11:31Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:34Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:36Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:45Ya ibu
01:11:46Ya udah
01:11:48Ya ini
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:55Ya Bu
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:11:59Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:32Selingkul lah sama cewe siapa gak ngerti
01:12:35Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:38Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:49Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu
01:12:54Mbaayu ngechat aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Mas
01:12:58Nih Mas
01:12:59Kalo gak percaya
01:13:00Mas liat sendiri
01:13:02Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas
01:13:03Mba
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:11Ini angkat bagian lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek
01:13:13Tuduh murusnya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:18Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:23Ayu
01:13:25Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:26Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:31Aku
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:35Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ibu
01:13:37Ini aku Ayu
01:13:38Bu
01:13:39Anak perukun ibu ya
01:13:40Ibu sayang
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:47Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:51Makanya
01:13:52Ibu mau biar ini jelas
01:13:55Ya ibu
01:13:56Ibu
01:14:11Ibu
01:14:24Hi
01:14:25Aku masih dingin
01:14:25Aku baru datang
01:14:27Ibu
01:14:28Ibu
01:14:29Ibu
01:14:30Ibu
01:14:31Ibu
01:14:32Ibu
01:14:33Ibu
01:14:34Ibu
01:14:36Ibu
01:14:37Ibu
01:14:39Ibu
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang menisahin kita.
01:15:43Enggak. Ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas.
01:16:09Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa. Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Bayu.
01:16:16Kamu ingat semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Bayu.
01:16:20Bayu.
01:16:21Kalau Bayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ini ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:00Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:08Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:12Bu.
01:17:30Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku gak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:54Aku apa-apa antes punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:01Huh?
01:18:03Huh?
01:18:05Huh?
01:18:07Huh?
01:18:09Huh?
01:18:11Huh?
01:18:13Huh?
01:18:15Huh?
01:18:23Aku selalu percaya...
01:18:27...semua terjadi...
01:18:29...dengan tujuan.
01:18:35Kamu dan aku...
01:18:37...bukan kebetulan.
01:18:43Kamu dan aku...
01:18:45...adalah takdir.
01:18:51Kamu...
01:18:53...dan aku...
01:18:55...adalah sapu.
01:19:01Aku cinta kamu, Proto.
01:19:05Dulu...
01:19:07...sekarang...
01:19:09...dan selamanya.
01:19:25Mas Bapak masa sedih?
01:19:27Mas?
01:19:29Mas?
01:19:31Mas Bapak masa sedih?
01:19:43Mas?
01:19:45Mas?
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:55Mas?
01:19:57Mas?
01:19:59Mas?
01:20:01Nooo!
01:20:03Now I'm gonna cry.
01:20:07Now I'm gonna cry.
01:20:09Now I'm gonna cry.
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