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00:01:03Well, it's been three months.
00:01:05Happy anniversary.
00:01:10What is it?
00:01:15I have to tell you about my job.
00:01:22This might shock you.
00:01:24But you should know everything before this relationship goes further.
00:01:28Don't, Bob.
00:01:31What?
00:01:33I'm very happy when I'm with you.
00:01:36No one's ever made me laugh like you do.
00:01:39And if I were a single woman, I could see a real future for us.
00:01:42But I'm a package deal.
00:01:45What do you mean?
00:01:46My kids are my priority, and how can I put this gently?
00:01:52They hate me.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:55I can make them like me.
00:01:57Oh, see?
00:01:58You can't make kids like you.
00:02:00Not mine or anyone's.
00:02:02My kids have been through a lot, and I don't think we should take the next step until they warm up to you.
00:02:12Doesn't your happiness count?
00:02:13Excuse me.
00:02:21Sorry, I gotta go.
00:02:23Emergency at work.
00:02:25No ink?
00:02:26It's much bigger.
00:02:28Sorry, really.
00:02:30I'll explain everything tomorrow.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:34I'll see you tomorrow.
00:02:43What took you so long to get here?
00:02:5660 minutes.
00:02:57You start for a latte?
00:02:58Oh, I get it.
00:02:59You're, uh, what's the expression?
00:03:01Chopping my bust.
00:03:03Close enough.
00:03:03Poldark and a couple other Ruskies just went in the refinery.
00:03:07Dan, I was right.
00:03:09I was planning something.
00:03:11Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
00:03:13I couldn't blame them.
00:03:14No, that man's a crooked.
00:03:16He could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
00:03:18You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
00:03:20What do you think he's up to?
00:03:21If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
00:03:24why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
00:03:27I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:03:29I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:03:40How the heck are you going to get in there?
00:03:47Jetpack?
00:03:48You're saying to shop.
00:04:06Wait for my signal.
00:04:07What's this?
00:04:20Sifu, when we are done here,
00:04:22I want you to blow this place through Smithereens.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:27What the hell?
00:04:54Hurry up. I don't have all day. There is no overtime.
00:05:24Mom ho. I would love to chat, but I gotta go.
00:05:54Mom ho.
00:06:02Mom ho.
00:06:09Mom ho.
00:06:14Mom ho.
00:06:21Mom ho.
00:06:28Mom ho.
00:06:34Mom ho.
00:06:36Mom ho.
00:06:38That was fun.
00:06:40Mom ho.
00:06:47Mom ho.
00:06:54You see the look on Hodark's face, man?
00:06:59That was brilliant work, Bob. Unbelievable. I really hate to see you go home. You're the best agent I've ever had.
00:07:06You know, I'm standing right here.
00:07:07Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me just a little bit longer.
00:07:10No. This was my last assignment. I'm retiring.
00:07:15Don't tell me because of Jillian.
00:07:17I want a normal life. I want to get married.
00:07:21Oh, heck, man. Don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
00:07:27Keep the watch. A memento, compliments of the CIA. So, Jillian, is that the woman that lives next door to your cover house?
00:07:36Yeah, they've been, uh, stepping out.
00:07:38I could never give up this life for a woman. We're spies, man. Every little boy wants to be a spy. It's the life.
00:07:43All the hours you spend sitting alone in a little room like this, eating cold takeout food in the back of a surveillance van, getting shot at all the time,
00:07:50learning how to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle. We're doing the right thing.
00:07:55Only problem is that our kids hate me.
00:07:59You the man.
00:08:01Really gonna miss you, ho. Good luck with those kids.
00:08:03I brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?
00:08:07Come on, Ringo! Ringo! Come on, Sam!
00:08:12Come on, Ringo! Come on, Ringo! Come on, Ringo! Come on, Ringo! Come on, Ringo!
00:08:17Hi, kids.
00:08:24I'm sorry about running out last night.
00:08:27It's all right. It's your job.
00:08:29No, it was rude. I promised it would never happen again.
00:08:33Mom, what about Ringo?
00:08:36We tried everything, sweetheart. He'll come down when he's ready.
00:08:42You wanna see what I've been working on?
00:08:44Sure.
00:08:47Ringo! Ringo!
00:08:49Come on, kitty. It's not that full.
00:08:52Please, please, please, Ringo!
00:08:54There you go.
00:09:02There you go.
00:09:03There you go.
00:09:04There you go.
00:09:15No, I've been, at least.
00:09:16There you go.
00:09:17There you go.
00:09:18So what do you think?
00:09:19Well, mmm, wow.
00:09:21Mmm, wow.
00:09:23It's a work in progress.
00:09:25Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
00:09:27Cat was on the roof. Satellite's broken again.
00:09:30I spent two hours on hold trying to get a repairman out here.
00:09:33And I can't stop thinking about last night.
00:09:36So, are we okay?
00:09:40I understand.
00:09:42If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
00:09:46Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.
00:09:50So, do you really like it?
00:09:55It frightens me.
00:09:57Sometimes I think I've found the last honest man left in the world.
00:10:12I brought you all cookies.
00:10:17Yes?
00:10:19Is it true you're gonna marry Bob?
00:10:21What? Whoa, calm down.
00:10:22You can't do this, Jillian.
00:10:24You're, like, so far above him.
00:10:26What she means is he's boring.
00:10:28He's a geek.
00:10:29He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
00:10:32He's a pen importer.
00:10:34He's a cyborg.
00:10:36You all don't know him like I do.
00:10:39He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
00:10:43He likes to talk about history, science, and politics.
00:10:46Mm-hmm.
00:10:47I see what you mean about him not being boring.
00:10:53What you all call boring, I call dependable.
00:10:56For once, I'd like a man who goes to work every day at the same time.
00:10:59And who comes home every single night.
00:11:01A man who doesn't lie or cheat or leave his family the first time some...
00:11:05My happiness counts too.
00:11:18I hate it when old people have feelings.
00:11:24We got a deep six, Bob.
00:11:42What's the story here?
00:11:43They hit Poldark's prison transport caravan at the edge of town.
00:11:47Tell me he didn't get away.
00:11:48Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
00:11:51I'm telling you, this whole thing was a set up.
00:11:53They knew he was coming.
00:11:56Are you saying there's a mole in the agency?
00:11:58I'm not saying anything except he got away.
00:12:20Welcome back.
00:12:23Good job.
00:12:24You can imagine what's like in there.
00:12:26The oppressive darkness and the torture of MD they stretching for years.
00:12:28Prison as hell.
00:12:29You were in there for four hours.
00:12:30Enough tearful reunion.
00:12:32I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
00:12:33We run another test in two days.
00:12:35I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
00:12:37We run another test in two days.
00:12:38I need a chain so close.
00:12:39Something current and fashionable.
00:12:40And something to eat that does not come with a toy.
00:12:41Ah.
00:12:42That does not come with a toy.
00:12:43Ah.
00:12:44Ah.
00:12:45That does not come with a toy.
00:12:46Ah.
00:12:47Ah.
00:12:48Ah.
00:12:49Ah.
00:12:50Ah.
00:12:52Ah.
00:12:54Ah.
00:12:55Ah.
00:12:57Ah.
00:12:58Ah.
00:12:59Ah.
00:13:01Ah.
00:13:02Ah.
00:13:03Ah.
00:13:04Ah.
00:13:05Ah.
00:13:06Ah.
00:13:07Oh.
00:13:08Eh.
00:13:10Ah.
00:13:11Oh.
00:13:28Ah.
00:13:29Ah.
00:13:33Ah.
00:13:34Ah.
00:13:35Ah.
00:13:36Ah.
00:13:37The Seahawks make all of you into a zombie.
00:14:07Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs. You want to join us?
00:14:14Absolutely, because I'm a loser and I have no life.
00:14:17Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
00:14:22Come on. I want you to join the family.
00:14:25And I want some privacy.
00:14:27Don't get fresh with me.
00:14:29I'll use whatever tone of voice I want to use with you.
00:14:31Farron, I want you downstairs.
00:14:33No, I'm not going to come downstairs right now. Get out.
00:14:35Jillian, this is my house. You will listen to me.
00:14:37You don't owe me. Get out.
00:14:38I said get out, Jillian. Get out.
00:14:40Downstairs in five minutes.
00:14:42I hate this house. I hate this family. Get out.
00:14:57No, she won't hear me. I'm on the roof.
00:15:00It's like the only place I can get me privacy in this loony bin.
00:15:05I can't let Jillian marry this guy.
00:15:08No, it's not that. I mean, you're right.
00:15:10He is a total drone, but that's not the issue.
00:15:13What's going to happen when my dad comes back?
00:15:16He won't just leave me here alone. He'll be back.
00:15:19And if she's married, what happens then?
00:15:22I don't know.
00:15:24Mom, answer me the duffel bacon.
00:15:36Okay, that's just wrong.
00:15:37Why is it wrong?
00:15:38Why is it wrong?
00:15:54Oh, what? Oh.
00:15:55Hey. So how's it going with those kids?
00:15:57I'm taking Julia and the children on the picnic.
00:16:00I'm gonna force those kids to delight me.
00:16:02Force them?
00:16:03You know, you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow.
00:16:07Guess what?
00:16:08Podark escaped.
00:16:13No longer my problem.
00:16:14Yeah, I know.
00:16:15But, uh, we recovered a file.
00:16:18Seems to be an entry portal to a website.
00:16:21But we can't crack it.
00:16:22I thought maybe you could take a look at it.
00:16:24Hey, if you can figure it out, great.
00:16:26If you can't, no harm, no foul.
00:16:29As a favor to you, send it to my home computer.
00:16:33Already did.
00:16:34Oh, while I'm thinking about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
00:16:40They suspect me?
00:16:42No.
00:16:43You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
00:16:46I have no idea what that means.
00:16:49Hey, listen, man.
00:16:50Have fun on your picnic.
00:16:51And just shoot me back when you check out that file.
00:16:54Thanks.
00:17:04That's our encryption.
00:17:14Let's see what you've got.
00:17:31Is it noon already?
00:17:32No, I have bad news.
00:17:36My father's in the hospital.
00:17:38Oh, that's terrible.
00:17:39He plays senior softball and he slid into third.
00:17:42And now he's having his hip replaced.
00:17:44That's terrible.
00:17:45I have to leave the kids and fly to Denver to take care of Dad.
00:17:50That's great.
00:17:51What are you talking about?
00:17:53Let me watch the kids.
00:17:54It will give us a chance to get to know each other.
00:17:57No, Bob.
00:17:59You, them.
00:18:01I don't know.
00:18:03My aunt's flying in from San Antonio.
00:18:05She's very good with the kids.
00:18:06She was in the military.
00:18:08Julia, this could be just what we need.
00:18:10You really think you can handle that kind of pressure?
00:18:13The driving, the school work, and then there's Halloween,
00:18:16getting their costumes, finishing decorating the house?
00:18:19No problem.
00:18:20Halloween is my favorite.
00:18:21You have nothing to worry about.
00:18:23They'll be perfectly safe with me.
00:18:26It's not them I'm worried about.
00:18:28You can't be serious.
00:18:32Isn't there any other option?
00:18:34Foster care?
00:18:35Juvenile home?
00:18:40Love you guys.
00:18:41I'm gonna miss you.
00:18:45Yeah, it's proven by this total abandonment.
00:18:47You'll survive.
00:18:48I'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop.
00:18:51Bye.
00:18:52Love you.
00:18:53See you later.
00:18:54Bye.
00:18:55Bye.
00:19:00So, is this exciting or what?
00:19:06Well, I'll just pack a few things and we'll go to your house.
00:19:09Okay?
00:19:10Slow me.
00:19:23I knew he cut his own hair.
00:19:25Nothing telling in his DVD collection.
00:19:28Standard action movies, mainstream comedies,
00:19:31no sci-fi and nothing about PG-13.
00:19:36Hey, his computer.
00:19:37Let's check it out.
00:19:38Good idea.
00:19:39There's gotta be some dirt on there.
00:19:44Oh, wow.
00:19:45Fashion Armageddon.
00:19:47I haven't forgotten, Colton.
00:19:49I will look at the file.
00:19:50But this is important.
00:19:53What is Halloween?
00:19:57Whoa, Farron.
00:19:58Do you realize what this is?
00:20:00It's got you all worked up.
00:20:02Let me guess, a Klingon dictionary?
00:20:04You have me confused with an entirely different class of geek.
00:20:07Stockholm GBH.
00:20:08Grievous bodily harm.
00:20:10Live in Stockholm.
00:20:12This is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world.
00:20:16Why does Bob have it?
00:20:17Who cares?
00:20:18I'm gonna download it.
00:20:19And download it.
00:20:22This is my ticket to Colesville.
00:20:34This is what you bring me to wear?
00:20:37You said you wanted current.
00:20:39I look like the first Prince of Belarus.
00:20:42Send someone out to get me something elegant.
00:20:45What is this problem you found?
00:20:48I went on to download the formula and found this site being accessed by third party.
00:20:52If the United States or China has the formula, they can develop an antibody for it.
00:20:57I'm pressing the ISP, but it's heavily encrypted.
00:21:00It will take me a while to track it on.
00:21:02If you ever downloaded my formula, retrieve it.
00:21:07And?
00:21:09Kill them.
00:21:11What's up?
00:21:20I'm gonna kill you.
00:21:21What?
00:21:22I'm gonna kill you.
00:21:24Don't hurt me!
00:21:25Don't hurt me!
00:21:26He's hurting me!
00:21:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:21:29Uh, uh.
00:21:31Hey stop!
00:21:32What's going on here?
00:21:34She threw a stinkbomb in my room.
00:21:35What? That's so not true!
00:21:37Oh, so what?
00:21:38You're saying I threw a stink bomb in my own room?
00:21:41Just to get you in trouble?
00:21:43Sad.
00:21:44So sad.
00:21:45Hey, hey, hey!
00:21:47Baron, I'm very disappointed in you.
00:21:51You two should be in bed by now.
00:21:53Well, if we finish our homework in time,
00:21:55Jillian lets us stay up till midnight.
00:21:59She also likes us to watch adult swim.
00:22:01It's kind of a tradition.
00:22:03I didn't really think this one through.
00:22:16Nora!
00:22:18Let's get ready for bed!
00:22:20I don't wanna go to bed!
00:22:27Only my money can test me!
00:22:30Nora!
00:22:33Here I come!
00:22:35Here I come!
00:22:37Hey!
00:22:39Come back!
00:22:40Now I got you!
00:22:43Come back!
00:22:48I got you!
00:22:49Come back!
00:22:54Nora!
00:22:56Come on!
00:22:57Nora!
00:22:58My mommy can trust me!
00:23:01My mommy can trust me!
00:23:03My mommy can trust me!
00:23:05Mommy can trust me!
00:23:08You!
00:23:16Can you mommy do that?
00:23:18Sleep.
00:23:19Get out!
00:23:46Get out!
00:23:47Hello?
00:23:48You're alive!
00:23:49That's a good sign.
00:23:50How are the kids?
00:23:51We had a great night.
00:23:52Easy as pie.
00:23:53Really?
00:23:54You're with my kids, right?
00:23:55Bob?
00:23:56The other night at dinner, you were gonna say something about your job, and I cut you off.
00:24:00You wanna tell me now?
00:24:01Um...
00:24:02It can't wait until you get back.
00:24:03I really think this was a good idea.
00:24:05I'm sure the world is behind us.
00:24:06I'm sure the world is behind us.
00:24:07All right.
00:24:08...
00:24:09It's behind us.
00:24:10See you too!
00:24:11Come back!
00:24:12your job and I cut you off you want to tell me now it can't wait until you get
00:24:20back I really think this was a good idea I'm sure the world is behind us
00:24:42just a second
00:24:47I got it
00:25:12fire
00:25:14huh
00:25:16oh my
00:25:19oh
00:25:20stay
00:25:21everything will be fine
00:25:29all moves ready
00:25:31shotgun it's not your day
00:25:39you sure your mother let you go to school like that
00:25:41duh
00:25:42bob
00:25:43duh
00:25:44bob
00:25:45hi
00:25:47well you guys have a nice day
00:25:59so what do you do all day nothing I'm full
00:26:01you're full of it yeah full of it I'm telling you I downloaded it yesterday really because if you really had that'd be pretty cool yeah pretty cool let's hear it then
00:26:03so
00:26:05so
00:26:06so what do you do all day
00:26:10what do you do all day what do you do all day中
00:26:12nothing was all research Vice's
00:26:13what do you do all day nothing I'm full
00:26:17you're full of it yeah full of it i'm telling you i downloaded it yesterday
00:26:26really because if you really had that'd be pretty cool yeah pretty cool let's hear it then
00:26:30trying to pop our ears it's nothing but a bunch of static i don't get it i get it
00:26:41you're a pathetic little nerd and a liar let's get him
00:26:47put me down put me down put me down okay you asked for it
00:26:57you guys are gonna hear me my lawyer oh you pay with each and every one of you
00:27:07so tell me more about halloween it's the best you get candy everyone tends to be someone else
00:27:20and nobody knows who you really are sounds familiar nora
00:27:26so what do you want to be a frankenstein a zombie sweetie do you want to be a princess
00:27:34princess
00:27:42okay princess
00:27:54not really princess princess princess
00:28:04it's too big too big
00:28:34okay
00:28:49laura
00:28:51laura
00:28:55laura
00:28:56laura
00:29:03laura
00:29:08laura
00:29:12laura
00:29:14laura
00:29:16i'm sorry
00:29:20i'm sorry
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:26Laura!
00:29:44Laura!
00:29:45You don't wander off again.
00:29:49I'm sorry, Bob.
00:29:52Let's go pay for your costume.
00:29:57Yo, it's Ho.
00:30:02Just hold him till I get there.
00:30:15Can I just say before we begin that only in the current distress condition of the American public school system could I be deposited head first into a garbage can, and yet I'm the one who winds up receiving disciplinary action.
00:30:32Who exactly are you?
00:30:33Oh, I'm his mother's, uh, um...
00:30:38Neighbor.
00:30:39Neighbor. I'm watching him for a few days.
00:30:43Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble. He gets in fights. He lies.
00:30:48Hey, I don't lie.
00:30:49You told everyone you invited Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
00:30:53Her appearance for you was an obstacle.
00:30:55You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion?
00:30:58Hey, pay-per-view high def. I felt like I was there.
00:31:01I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
00:31:10Bob, they're still pens. What are you... Oh, no. That's them.
00:31:14Who?
00:31:15The future felons put me in the trash can.
00:31:19Hey, Geek Boy, we got detention because of you.
00:31:22Yeah, because of you.
00:31:23You're gonna pay for that.
00:31:25Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
00:31:27Who's this? Your mom?
00:31:28You wish. He's my bodyguard.
00:31:30I hired him. You better watch out.
00:31:33Is that true?
00:31:34No, he's joking. I'm that babysitter.
00:31:37What are you gonna do?
00:31:39Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
00:31:42How humiliating. Why didn't you do something?
00:31:58Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
00:32:01You're right. I guess it was too big a stretch.
00:32:05Hey, how you doing? I'm Ian. I told you you got a beautiful body. You hold it against me.
00:32:25Ew.
00:32:27At least you're not shy.
00:32:30I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
00:32:33Mission accomplished.
00:32:35Come here.
00:32:40You look so pretty.
00:32:43Farron, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
00:32:49Why would you?
00:32:50You don't know anything about me.
00:32:52You come over to hang out with Jillian, and you never even talk to us.
00:32:56Come on, let's go.
00:32:58The woman's got a point.
00:33:01I don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes, but I want them killed.
00:33:16You could go yourself.
00:33:18I'm the most wanted man in America.
00:33:21I cannot exactly browse the racks of J.C. pennies.
00:33:25Just give me something that will blend in. Something extremely American.
00:33:29Sir, we are ready to run the test.
00:33:55Magnificent.
00:34:12She must have plastic in her shoes.
00:34:14It will eat any petroleum product.
00:34:16We're working on this.
00:34:20What happened to the bacteria?
00:34:23They live as long as they feed.
00:34:25Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
00:34:27Just like my Jimmy Choo's.
00:34:30Come in.
00:34:35Listen about today.
00:34:50You could have stood up for me.
00:34:52You know, I have to face those guys.
00:34:54So face them.
00:34:56Unless you want to spend the rest of your life with your head in the trust can.
00:35:00Thanks for the advice, Bob.
00:35:02All my problems are solved.
00:35:12They assigned this in middle school?
00:35:15No, that's my pleasure reading.
00:35:21You're smart.
00:35:23You have a lot going for you.
00:35:25Why do you make things up?
00:35:26Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
00:35:30Given the resources, I could design, build, and launch a rocket that would accurately circumscribe an orbit of the moon.
00:35:38But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
00:35:43I don't want you two to get in trouble.
00:35:47I'll make you a deal.
00:35:49If you try to tell the truth from now on, I won't tell your mother about today.
00:35:54Really?
00:35:55Dude, that's almost cool.
00:35:57You mean for a guy who sells pens?
00:36:07Come on, kiss.
00:36:08Time for bed.
00:36:09Come on, one more spoonful.
00:36:40Nora.
00:36:41Nora.
00:36:46When the tree breaks, the baby falling out.
00:36:50And we lay on the ground.
00:36:53When the baby...
00:36:58This one.
00:36:59I learned it in China when I was young.
00:37:01I'm also young.
00:37:02No, I'm young.
00:37:27It's me, I need your help.
00:37:57I had to make up one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
00:38:06What did you tell them?
00:38:07Well, let's just say if I don't find some weapons-grade uranium by dawn, I'm in trouble.
00:38:12What do you need all this for?
00:38:14Get the kids ready for school.
00:38:16Well, that's like my mom always used to say when she was stationed over in East Berlin,
00:38:20she'd say spying is easy, but parents are.
00:38:23Good luck.
00:38:27Bring it on.
00:38:40Ferran, you've been in there all morning, let me in! Ferran! Ferran! Ferran!
00:38:53Ferran, you've been in there all morning, let me in! Ferran!
00:38:59Hey!
00:39:00Guess it's my turn.
00:39:02And Ferran, please put on the longer skirt.
00:39:12This means war.
00:39:13One way or another, I'm gonna find ya.
00:39:14I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya.
00:39:15One way or another, I'm gonna see ya.
00:39:17I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
00:39:19One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya.
00:39:25I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya.
00:39:40I'll meet ya.
00:39:41I will drive past your house, and if the lights are rolled down, I'll be in your house.
00:39:53And if the lights are rolled out, I'll follow your bus downtown.
00:40:22Where is he?
00:40:36Hiding.
00:40:37He's probably gonna trick us in opening the door.
00:40:40Help me put these away!
00:40:43One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna give you the slip.
00:40:55Yeah, you know the rules.
00:40:58One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya one way or another, I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna give you the slip.
00:41:12Ooh!
00:41:14Ooh!
00:41:15Ooh!
00:41:16Ooh!
00:41:17Ooh!
00:41:18Ooh!
00:41:19Ooh!
00:41:21Ooh!
00:41:22Ooh!
00:41:23Ooh!
00:41:24Ooh!
00:41:25Breakfast is served.
00:41:26All right, time for bed!
00:41:31All right, time for bed.
00:41:46Night, night.
00:41:50It's a spoon-eye.
00:41:52You should be asleep.
00:41:53How'd you find me?
00:41:55Call it a hunch.
00:42:01Why do you call your mother Jillian instead of mom?
00:42:15She's not my mom.
00:42:17What do you mean?
00:42:19My father was married before.
00:42:21And my real mom died when I was little.
00:42:24Jillian's just my stepmother.
00:42:26And Ian and Nora are just my half-brother and sister.
00:42:28I'm like the freak of the family.
00:42:32He must have hurt your feelings when he left.
00:42:35He'll be back for me.
00:42:37I know he's not the greatest dad in the world, but he loves me.
00:42:40And he's not going to leave me here alone.
00:42:48Anyway, you should not cram the roof like this.
00:42:51It's not safe.
00:42:52Please don't tell me I can't come up here.
00:42:55It's like the only place I can chill.
00:42:57Actually, I was going to offer to build you a railing.
00:43:01Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
00:43:05I just want you to be safe.
00:43:12Mind if I chill with you?
00:43:16It's a free country.
00:43:17Good news.
00:43:30We got an address.
00:43:47Good.
00:43:51Take some men.
00:43:53Get the download back.
00:43:55Tatiana.
00:43:58No survivors.
00:44:03Hey, boss, you like?
00:44:11No life?
00:44:12May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
00:44:24Women don't like the shit tuck in.
00:44:27Mess up your hair.
00:44:29You know about fashion?
00:44:31No, but I know women.
00:44:34Wear it like this.
00:44:36It's cool.
00:44:37I saw it in the movie.
00:44:38What movie?
00:44:39Octopussy?
00:44:41This isn't 1985.
00:44:43I almost forgot.
00:44:45What's this?
00:44:46Icky Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai.
00:44:49What?
00:44:50This is only about the hardest concert to find in the world.
00:44:53I guarantee no one else in the school district has it.
00:44:57You downloaded this for me?
00:44:59Don't worry.
00:44:59I paid for it.
00:45:00How'd you even know about it?
00:45:02Easy.
00:45:03I was there.
00:45:13Bob, you're getting too efficient.
00:45:15We're half an hour early.
00:45:17You're welcome.
00:45:21Have a great day.
00:45:27Hey, cool look, Aaron.
00:45:29Thanks.
00:45:30It's the end.
00:45:31Whatever.
00:45:33Have a great day.
00:45:59Look, the talk on the roof the other night doesn't mean we're friends.
00:46:05God forbid.
00:46:05Yes, we're here.
00:46:29There is nobody around.
00:46:30I found the computer, but the file was downloaded to an external storage device.
00:46:35I can't find stuff.
00:46:39I think I just figured out who lives here.
00:46:43Agent Ho.
00:46:47Hi.
00:46:48Hello.
00:46:56You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
00:47:01I said it would be bad if the CIA or Chinese had it, but he's both.
00:47:06Find him, but keep him alive.
00:47:09I need to know who else he's service to.
00:47:11I need to know who else he's service to.
00:47:17Listen up.
00:47:18Now.
00:47:20Everyone.
00:47:21In here.
00:47:23We must look at Chinese intelligence, Agent Bob Ho.
00:47:28He's very tricky, the best at what he does.
00:47:33He won't be easy to fight.
00:47:35Um, Miss Creel.
00:47:35Not now.
00:47:36Imagine you are Chinese, highly trained, and you want to disappear.
00:47:41I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls on a rope.
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:45He's not going to be a barbarian.
00:47:47Good try, though.
00:47:48No, I see him.
00:47:49There.
00:47:49Go.
00:47:56Go.
00:47:59Catch him up.
00:47:59Catch him up.
00:48:00Catch him up.
00:48:00Don't kill him yet.
00:48:01We need information.
00:48:07Catch him up.
00:48:15Go, Pat.
00:48:16Go, Pat.
00:48:17Go.
00:48:17Go, Pat.
00:48:18Go.
00:48:18Come here, sweetheart.
00:48:21Get back here.
00:48:35Let go.
00:48:39Get the back, Lady Bob.
00:48:41Let go.
00:48:43Can you hold my collar?
00:48:44No, no.
00:48:44You will pay for that little American princess.
00:49:00Why did you pull us out of school?
00:49:30Who cares?
00:49:31We're out.
00:49:32Why are you in the front seat anyway?
00:49:33It's my day.
00:49:34No, it isn't.
00:49:34It's my day.
00:49:35No, it's not your day.
00:49:36You're a liar.
00:49:37You're a liar.
00:49:38Today is my day.
00:49:39You should be.
00:49:40No.
00:49:40You're a liar.
00:49:41No.
00:49:41You've been in there three days in a row.
00:49:43No, no, no.
00:49:43Quiet!
00:49:44Quiet!
00:49:44I'm still hungry.
00:49:46It doesn't look like they are taking candles to you.
00:49:57Wait, yin-san.
00:49:59I have to make a call.
00:50:00This is Firefly.
00:50:11This is Bob Ho.
00:50:12I need help.
00:50:13Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
00:50:18And top of the class.
00:50:20I don't like to brag, but you know.
00:50:22Bob, this is Larry.
00:50:23Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:50:25Let's get some food.
00:50:26He goes to the university.
00:50:28He's a poet.
00:50:29Isn't it cool?
00:50:33He's rad.
00:50:34He's awesome.
00:50:35This is cheeky fussy.
00:50:36Let's go.
00:50:42Hey!
00:50:44How embarrassing.
00:50:47You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
00:50:50But Larry did.
00:50:53I have two words for you, Larry.
00:50:56Thirteen.
00:51:06I have to go.
00:51:17All right, Maura.
00:51:19Come on.
00:51:21You two stay at the table.
00:51:27No, no, no, no.
00:51:28I can't go in there.
00:51:29Come on.
00:51:36Where's your pigs?
00:51:47Careful.
00:51:59And the lion jumped on me.
00:52:00And I killed him with my bare hands.
00:52:02And I saved the colonel's life.
00:52:03You're brave.
00:52:05Thanks.
00:52:06How about this, Bob?
00:52:09The whole restaurant and the waitress that Larry here.
00:52:12Isn't it great?
00:52:13It's like it's made or something.
00:52:15Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
00:52:17Hey, Nora, knock, knock.
00:52:19Who's there?
00:52:20Irish stew.
00:52:22Irish stew who?
00:52:23Irish stew in the name of the law.
00:52:28Larry was telling me all about the university.
00:52:31It sounds great.
00:52:32I'm glad to give you a tour sometime.
00:52:33Then pick the fry.
00:52:35It's not up to you.
00:52:36You're not my dad.
00:52:37No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
00:52:41It's just a tour, Bob.
00:52:42It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
00:52:45Are you?
00:52:48No, it's just a friendly offer.
00:52:50Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
00:52:58What's your major, Larry?
00:53:01English lit.
00:53:02Would you pass the soy sauce?
00:53:04That way I, uh, get a background in the classics.
00:53:09It's impossible.
00:53:10It's not just.
00:53:13You speak Russian, Larry.
00:53:17What's going on?
00:53:18Go, go, go, go.
00:53:25Go, go, go, go.
00:53:27Go, go, go, go.
00:53:27Go, go, go.
00:53:28Go, go, go.
00:53:29Go, go, go.
00:53:37This is going to be painful.
00:53:40You're right about that.
00:53:41Maybe you're right up home about this.
00:54:05Goodbye, Larry.
00:54:06Fine, he's too old for me.
00:54:20Fine, he's too old for me.
00:54:25Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore.
00:54:27I want to be a cyborg.
00:54:30How did you find us so fast?
00:54:32Doesn't make sense.
00:54:33Bob, what's going on?
00:54:34Please, quiet.
00:54:35I'm trying to think.
00:54:36What do you mean?
00:54:36What's that?
00:54:37He didn't have the vice.
00:54:39All right, all right, fine, fine.
00:54:43I am international spy on loan to the CIA.
00:54:46From the Chinese intelligence service,
00:54:48someone wants me dead.
00:54:49And Larry was a Russian albatif, okay?
00:54:53Fine, don't tell us.
00:54:57Cool.
00:55:03Why would he come alone?
00:55:06Stay here.
00:55:09No.
00:55:11Where are the kids?
00:55:13Inside.
00:55:14Nothing else matters until these kids are safe.
00:55:16Nothing.
00:55:17Of course.
00:55:17Colton's setting up that safe house for him like he requested.
00:55:20Wait.
00:55:21Got that file on you?
00:55:23What file?
00:55:24The one Colton linked you to from Poldark's computer.
00:55:26Your download.
00:55:27I didn't download it.
00:55:28I never even got it open.
00:55:30Don't BS me, Bob.
00:55:31It's classified material.
00:55:33I need all copies.
00:55:33Why would you think I downloaded it unless someone told you I had someone who wanted it back.
00:55:39Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be, Bob.
00:55:41Give me the file.
00:55:43You're a career officer.
00:55:45Why do this?
00:55:46I want out.
00:55:46Same as you.
00:55:47We're both leaving for love.
00:55:48Only I love money.
00:55:50And Anton Poldark is match.com.
00:55:51The file.
00:55:55Okay?
00:55:55Good work.
00:56:06No.
00:56:07No.
00:56:07Can I just say you are by far the coolest guy my mom has ever dated?
00:56:18At least now I know how the kit layering follows so fast.
00:56:22How?
00:56:22The watch.
00:56:24Grace told me to keep the watch.
00:56:26You must have a tracking device.
00:56:29Wow.
00:56:30You really are a spy.
00:56:33Jillian is totally going to freak.
00:56:34What are you doing?
00:56:58There's an iron in these rocks.
00:57:01It will hide the signal.
00:57:02Watch, please.
00:57:02You realize if I told anyone at school this story, I'd get detention for a year for lying.
00:57:16Yes?
00:57:17Hey, partner.
00:57:18Where you at?
00:57:20Why do you ask?
00:57:21I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
00:57:24You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:25Bob?
00:57:26I need to go.
00:57:27I need to go.
00:57:28I need to go.
00:57:29I need to go.
00:57:30Bob?
00:57:31You there?
00:57:32Cody.
00:57:33I never thought you were sold out of the product.
00:57:34Hey, that's crazy, man.
00:57:36Something's wrong.
00:57:37We need to get together and talk.
00:57:38Nice try.
00:57:39Bob?
00:57:40Bob?
00:57:41Bob?
00:57:42Bob?
00:57:43Bob?
00:57:51We'll be safe here.
00:57:52I promise.
00:57:53Bob?
00:57:54This is your plan?
00:57:55Hideout in a hotel?
00:57:56Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here either.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:16This is awesome!
00:58:18Can we order room service?
00:58:20Are you crazy?
00:58:21I'm going home.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23The only place you're safe is with me.
00:58:25Safe with you?
00:58:26Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:58:28I know.
00:58:29Isn't it cool?
00:58:30Hey, Bob.
00:58:31If you want to marry my mom,
00:58:32I'll personally write the invitations.
00:58:36Huh?
00:58:41Oh, babe.
00:58:42Oh, babe.
00:58:43Oh, babe.
00:58:44I need you, babe.
00:58:46Oh, babe.
00:58:47Oh, babe.
00:58:48Oh, babe.
00:58:49Oh, babe.
00:58:50Oh, babe.
00:58:51Oh, babe.
00:58:52Oh, babe.
00:58:53Oh, babe.
00:58:54Oh, babe.
00:58:55Oh, babe.
00:58:56Oh, babe.
00:58:57Oh, babe.
00:58:58Oh, babe.
00:58:59Love you, Bob.
00:59:04Love you, Bob.
00:59:05Be realistic, Bob.
00:59:11Be realistic, Bob.
00:59:27Hello.
00:59:28Hi, Jillian.
00:59:29Hi, sweetheart.
00:59:31Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep.
00:59:32I was going to call you guys.
00:59:34I have to tell you something.
00:59:36I know this is going to hurt you, but I have to tell you.
00:59:40Are you all right?
00:59:42I'm fine.
00:59:43It's about Bob.
00:59:45What about him?
00:59:46He's not who you think he is.
00:59:48He's a spy, a Chinese spy, and these terrorists are trying to kill him, and now the CIA's after him, too, and they...
00:59:53Baron, I know you don't like Bob, but come on.
00:59:57I'd expect this from Ian, but not from you.
00:59:59What?
01:00:00No, it's true.
01:00:01He's going to get us all killed.
01:00:02Don't you even care?
01:00:04Baron, this conversation is over.
01:00:06Put Bob on.
01:00:07Hi, Jillian.
01:00:16Bob, I am so sorry.
01:00:18I don't know what's gotten into her.
01:00:21It's true.
01:00:22What is?
01:00:25Everything she said is all true.
01:00:28Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
01:00:31The kids are safe.
01:00:31I promise I'll give them to you as soon as you get back.
01:00:35You're either telling me the truth or I've left my kids with a nut job.
01:00:42Either way, you should come and get them.
01:00:44So, you got any other cool spy stuff besides the watch?
01:01:06Don't touch me.
01:01:15It's very sharp.
01:01:17Cool.
01:01:18What else?
01:01:30Cool.
01:01:31Sorry, mister.
01:01:51Airport, step on it.
01:02:01Ron?
01:02:15Ron?
01:02:15Are you awake?
01:02:17Are you kidding?
01:02:19Does he always snore like that?
01:02:22Can't you hear him next door?
01:02:24I always thought it was the pig.
01:02:29It's over with you and Jillian.
01:02:31Isn't it?
01:02:34Yes, Farron.
01:02:35It's over.
01:02:38You win.
01:02:40Then why don't I feel like I won?
01:02:42If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
01:02:47It's because I love her and the three of you that I have to walk away.
01:02:53It's more important that you are safe.
01:02:57I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't.
01:03:01Be glad.
01:03:03You're lucky you're not joining this family.
01:03:08You have no idea what it's like to live in a place where you totally don't belong.
01:03:11Don't be so sure.
01:03:12Don't be so sure.
01:03:14I was an orphan.
01:03:16I was raised in a group home.
01:03:19I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
01:03:22I had dozens of brothers and sisters there, and I wasn't related to any of them.
01:03:28But I loved them all.
01:03:32Family isn't whose blood you carry.
01:03:36It's who you love and who loves you.
01:03:49Jillian!
01:03:49Jillian, I'm really sorry about everything.
01:04:07Tell me the truth.
01:04:09Are you really a spy?
01:04:11Yes, I am.
01:04:14I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
01:04:18I don't care.
01:04:20You put my children in danger.
01:04:23Just go.
01:04:24Bob.
01:04:33Then are we going to see you again?
01:04:37You're not.
01:04:49Please don't go away.
01:04:50Who's going to send me China songs?
01:05:03You'll be safe.
01:05:04I promise.
01:05:06Stay away from my children.
01:05:20I hope you're meeting.
01:05:45Bye.
01:05:46Bye.
01:05:49Bye.
01:05:49Bye.
01:05:50Bye.
01:05:50Bye.
01:05:50Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
01:06:00My destiny is to be a spy like Bob.
01:06:05I am going with him.
01:06:11Best wishes, your son, Ian.
01:06:20I am going with him.
01:06:50The whole signal just popped back up.
01:06:58We got him.
01:07:01That's wrong.
01:07:20Bob!
01:07:28Bob!
01:07:30Ian!
01:07:32You left your watch!
01:07:34What are you doing here?
01:07:36Let's go!
01:07:36What do you mean?
01:07:38Let's open your fly here.
01:07:50Bob Hope.
01:07:52What a coincidence.
01:07:54Tie them up.
01:07:55What are you doing here?
01:08:03I'm coming with you.
01:08:05I want to be a spy, too.
01:08:08Is this the bad guy?
01:08:10I thought he'd be better dressed.
01:08:14How did you find me?
01:08:15I found one of your tracking devices and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
01:08:20I'm impressed.
01:08:21Thanks.
01:08:22Can we go back to business?
01:08:24Would he have to mention I'm retired?
01:08:26Retired man don't download secrets.
01:08:28I never download anything.
01:08:30He's lying.
01:08:32Who are you going to believe?
01:08:33Me or the trader?
01:08:34Someone has been a very naughty boy.
01:08:40He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place.
01:08:44Good plan filming us together.
01:08:47How could you turn against your country?
01:08:51It's simple.
01:08:52I'm going to be a billionaire.
01:08:54That file that you didn't download?
01:08:56It's a formula for a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:08:59The stuff literally eats oil.
01:09:01Can you imagine?
01:09:02Then, overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
01:09:07All except for Russia's.
01:09:09It'll be priceless, right, comrade?
01:09:11How did you get cold to go along with you?
01:09:13Cold?
01:09:14That hillbilly's not part of this.
01:09:16He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
01:09:18He still thinks wrestling is real.
01:09:20Let the boy go.
01:09:21He has nothing to do with this.
01:09:23Mr. Chichat just laid out the whole plan.
01:09:26We cannot let him go.
01:09:33He will tell.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:36No one will believe him.
01:09:38He's right about that.
01:09:41Hey, boss.
01:09:43Look at what I found.
01:09:44Sneaky crap.
01:09:45Sorry.
01:09:46Varen?
01:09:47Hi, everybody.
01:09:49Please, have a seat.
01:09:52This can be happening.
01:09:55Hold on.
01:09:56Let the children go.
01:09:58And I will find this GBH file for you.
01:10:01GBH?
01:10:01Like Stockholm GBH?
01:10:04How do you know that?
01:10:05No freaking way.
01:10:07You're telling me all this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
01:10:11He did what?
01:10:13You downloaded it?
01:10:15Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
01:10:18You are messing with my computer.
01:10:20It's private.
01:10:21I just wanted to seem cool.
01:10:23You don't need to.
01:10:25You are cool.
01:10:26You are one of the coolest kids I know.
01:10:29Really?
01:10:30Thanks.
01:10:30Hey, over here.
01:10:33Man with a gun.
01:10:34Wait a minute.
01:10:35I am one of the only kids you know.
01:10:38Where is the file?
01:10:40It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
01:10:43Now, see?
01:10:45You want to be a spy?
01:10:46Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
01:10:49Sorry.
01:10:50I'm new at this.
01:10:51Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house and find the iPod.
01:10:56What if the family is home?
01:11:00Ever since you died your hair blonde.
01:11:02Kill them.
01:11:03No, don't.
01:11:04Go.
01:11:05Bring me that iPod.
01:11:07Come on, go.
01:11:08Go.
01:11:21Now, that's for you.
01:11:23Go.
01:11:24Go.
01:11:25Go.
01:11:26Go.
01:11:27Go.
01:11:28Go.
01:11:29Go.
01:11:30Go.
01:11:31Go.
01:11:32Go.
01:11:33Go.
01:11:34Go.
01:11:35Go.
01:11:36Go.
01:11:37Go.
01:11:38Go.
01:11:39Go.
01:11:40Go.
01:11:41Go.
01:11:42Go.
01:11:43Go.
01:11:44Go.
01:11:45Go.
01:11:46Go.
01:11:47Go.
01:11:48Go.
01:11:49Go.
01:11:50Awesome!
01:11:57Awesome!
01:12:10Farron, let's go.
01:12:16I call it the sound front.
01:12:18Then I pick the radio station.
01:12:20Are you ready?
01:12:27Hello?
01:12:31Julian, listen to me.
01:12:34Goodbye, Bob.
01:12:43Julian, wait!
01:12:44Don't hang up!
01:12:47Julian!
01:12:47Hang on.
01:12:50We've got to get there before they do.
01:12:58Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust?
01:13:01Someone you can call?
01:13:02Sure, but they tore all my cameras.
01:13:04I have no proof of anything.
01:13:06Except that.
01:13:06As it happens, I recorded that entire conversation on my cell phone.
01:13:13Way to go, Dor.
01:13:17Code.
01:13:19Just listen.
01:13:20I'm going to play you something.
01:13:21That file that you didn't download, it's a formula for a growth-bacteria hybrid.
01:13:28The stuff literally eats oil.
01:13:35What is this?
01:13:36It's Halloween.
01:13:37What are you all doing?
01:13:54I thought you were upstairs.
01:13:55Everybody's inside.
01:13:58Bob, we need to talk.
01:13:59Mom, this isn't a joke.
01:14:01Do whatever he says.
01:14:05Tell you an iPod.
01:14:06His iPod?
01:14:07I demand an explanation.
01:14:09Yeah, come in.
01:14:10Who?
01:14:10The Russians.
01:14:11Russians?
01:14:11I saw them outside.
01:14:30They're coming.
01:14:32Russians?
01:14:32Yes, Jillian.
01:14:33Russians.
01:14:34Let's try and keep up.
01:14:38Miss Julie, everybody upstairs.
01:14:41Understand me?
01:14:41Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:43Stay there.
01:14:48Where's my stuff?
01:14:50Here, take some of this stuff.
01:14:51What is all this?
01:14:52Protection.
01:14:55Why do you have a lighter?
01:14:57I don't want you playing with fire.
01:15:06Okay, maybe just this once.
01:15:08Let's go.
01:15:09Trick or treat!
01:15:10What's all this?
01:15:36Shit!
01:15:37Oh, what are you supposed to be?
01:16:07A cyborg sent from the future to blast you away.
01:16:20Mommy, that man can fly.
01:16:37I can't believe you did this to my family. Endangered my kids?
01:16:51I didn't mean to. I love your kids. I want to marry you. All four of you.
01:16:56And I wanted to marry you. But our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad.
01:17:01All right, enough games.
01:17:07I finally found a normal guy, I thought. Someone who likes to...
01:17:16Can we talk about this later?
01:17:19Oh, he's so rich.
01:17:28Oh, he's so rich.
01:17:38Oh, he's so rich.
01:17:41Oh, he's so rich.
01:17:42Get it.
01:17:53Give me the I-5, kid.
01:17:55Yeah!
01:17:56Come on, let's TP the little geek's house.
01:18:02Yeah, TP.
01:18:15Hey, guys.
01:18:18Gotta go.
01:18:19Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from little kids.
01:18:22Yeah, real little kids.
01:18:29This is going to be fun.
01:18:31Hey, Larry.
01:18:32Knock, knock.
01:18:33Knock, knock.
01:18:34Whoa!
01:18:35Yes!
01:18:54Come on, guys. Get in the room.
01:18:55Lock it.
01:18:56All right, lock it.
01:19:18Irish two in the name of the lord.
01:19:20Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob.
01:19:28You can kill me.
01:19:29Let the family go.
01:19:30I can't.
01:19:31They seem too much.
01:19:32But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch.
01:19:34He missed her.
01:19:42Don't think this changes anything.
01:19:45Everybody, freeze!
01:19:46Go, go, go, go.
01:19:47It's okay.
01:19:48Yeah, I took you guys.
01:19:54You stinking low liar.
01:19:56Come on.
01:19:57Let's go.
01:20:11Hey, loosen these things up.
01:20:12Oh, I'm sorry.
01:20:13What's wrong?
01:20:14You got the handcuffs too tight?
01:20:15I don't know how these things work.
01:20:17I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
01:20:18Oh!
01:20:21Everybody okay?
01:20:22Bums and bruises.
01:20:23Yeah.
01:20:24This really is the good guy.
01:20:29Hey.
01:20:30What you got there, son?
01:20:33Nice work, recording that conversation, partner.
01:20:36This young man might make a heck of a spy someday.
01:20:39Uh-uh.
01:20:40How quickly can you get me orange jumpsuit?
01:20:51I'm sorry I suspected you.
01:20:52Don't worry about it, old buddy.
01:20:53Chalk it up to the language bearer.
01:20:56I'm sorry I suspected you.
01:20:57Don't worry about it, old buddy.
01:20:58Chalk it up to the language bearer.
01:21:03I'm sorry I put you through all this.
01:21:17Goodbye, Jillian.
01:21:21Goodbye, kiss.
01:21:26Please.
01:21:28Bob!
01:21:33I'm gonna miss you.
01:21:34I love you, too.
01:21:36I love you, too.
01:21:45Wait.
01:21:46I know he lied.
01:21:49But he did it to protect us this whole time.
01:21:51All he ever wanted to do was protect his mom.
01:21:56Mom.
01:22:02You're never gonna find a man as good as Bob.
01:22:03Never again.
01:22:04Never.
01:22:06Never.
01:22:07I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Farron.
01:22:16I suppose you have something to say, too.
01:22:20I want Bob to be my daddy.
01:22:36Do you, Jillian, take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:22:40I do.
01:22:41And do you, Bob, take Jillian to be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:22:49Jillian, there's one more thing I have to tell you.
01:22:53My name really isn't Bob.
01:23:01It's okay.
01:23:02I do.
01:23:04I now pronounce you man and wife.
01:23:07You may kiss the bride.
01:23:09You may kiss the bride.
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