- 7 weeks ago
A man named Mr. Smith delivers a woman's baby during a shootout, and is then called upon to protect the newborn from the army of gunmen.
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00:00:30I don't know.
00:01:00You're dead, bitch!
00:01:13What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:30Fuckin' hell.
00:01:41Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:58Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:02:00You son of a bitch!
00:02:05Eat your vegetables.
00:02:09Get back here!
00:02:11Come on!
00:02:18Get back here!
00:02:19Get out of here!
00:02:25Whoa, go!
00:02:32Get back!
00:02:33Don't you know me?
00:02:34I'm afraid of all the other things.
00:02:37Oh!
00:02:39Get behind me!
00:02:40Get off of me!
00:02:41I'm sorry!
00:02:43I'm sorry!
00:02:44I'm sorry!
00:02:45I'm sorry!
00:02:45You're high, hit by me.
00:02:48And I'll pray you feel a curse.
00:02:50Just stand.
00:02:51Just stand, it's stand.
00:02:55nap.
00:02:56Wagam!
00:02:56pitake.
00:02:58Send, Virti.
00:03:00Ah.
00:03:01Come on.
00:03:02Go on.
00:03:05i'm dead.
00:03:15Come on, push! Push!
00:03:25You know what I hate?
00:03:30I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:35That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:41Okay, it's coming. Come on, give me one big push!
00:03:45What the fuck?
00:04:04I'll bleed. I'll bleed now!
00:04:07Quit squirming and ruining my shot.
00:04:13What a piece of crap.
00:04:15We're out of here.
00:04:25Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:35Bring me quiet.
00:04:37Give Junior something to dream of.
00:04:38Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:59Ah, bravo, Mr. Hero, bravo.
00:05:05Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:09Something funny.
00:05:10I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:13There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:15She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:05:18She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding.
00:05:22When she saw there was no tit for tat, you have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:28But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:31Ted for tat, right?
00:05:35Yeah, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:37The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:41That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:44What the...
00:05:45Get him!
00:05:56Who are you?
00:05:58Lady, what's your name?
00:06:00Sean?
00:06:17Oh!
00:06:18Oh!
00:06:18No!
00:06:20Oh!
00:06:22Oh!
00:06:22Oh, my God.
00:06:52Nice knockers.
00:07:22Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:34Tid for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:59I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:12No, I got it.
00:08:14See, I'm not the head.
00:08:15Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the
00:08:19work.
00:08:20Every second counts, right?
00:08:21Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:34Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:36When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:37I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:40And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:43I don't know.
00:08:44After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:46This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:49I mean, so we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:08:52He gets in on the action, huh?
00:08:54He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:09:00Take it easy.
00:09:01Sit down.
00:09:01Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:12Well, well, well, this is a fire mess, huh?
00:09:15I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:18Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:21Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:25My ass!
00:09:27And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:31I'll see you next time.
00:10:01I'll see you next time.
00:10:31I'll see you next time.
00:10:40Time!
00:10:42Time!
00:10:59Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:29Don't make me kill you.
00:11:59Don't make me kill you.
00:12:29Don't make me kill you.
00:12:59Don't make me kill you.
00:13:07Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:09Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:13You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:26Don't know.
00:13:28You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:33Sir, we spotted the target in third and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:42Turn us around.
00:13:44I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:51I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:57Don't worry, kid. Someone good will find you.
00:14:27Oh, my God. Look at this. Someone left a baby.
00:14:40Oops.
00:14:57Fuck me sideways.
00:15:27Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:43Where's Quintana?
00:15:45Wait, Smith. Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:48Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:49Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:50Smith.
00:15:51You didn't like that, huh?
00:15:52Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:55You can't go up there.
00:16:06Come here.
00:16:25Sorry, pal. Bar's closed.
00:16:38Hmm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith. There's plenty to go around.
00:16:51Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:53Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:07Ooh. Kinky.
00:17:08I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:11Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:14Are you clean?
00:17:15You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:17:16So you'll do it.
00:17:17Waffanculo. Screw yourself, Smith. For all I know, you snatched the kid. I don't want
00:17:29to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:31I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:33Trust you? I don't even know your real name. Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:39I'm a British nanny and I'm dangerous.
00:17:54Just keep the baby for one day and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:11Forget it, Dad.
00:18:16Fine.
00:18:17Ciao.
00:18:47What's this?
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Awesome.
00:18:50Mom.
00:18:51Hi.
00:18:52Hi.
00:18:53Hi.
00:18:54Hi, Kim.
00:18:55Hi.
00:18:56Hi.
00:18:57Hi.
00:18:58Hi.
00:19:00Hi.
00:19:01Hi.
00:19:03Hi.
00:19:04Hi.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:06Hi.
00:19:07Hi.
00:19:10Hi.
00:19:12Hi.
00:19:13Hi.
00:19:14Hi.
00:19:15Hi.
00:19:16Hi.
00:19:17Rest in milk.
00:19:22Let's go. This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:26Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:34I already told you, Smith. You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:41I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:47I'm sorry.
00:19:53Scram, fellas. Give me a moment alone here with...
00:19:58Café Lama.
00:20:01Relax. Relax.
00:20:06Mia piccola troietta.
00:20:08There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:18Yes. A real jerk. He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:23Ah. And what is this man's name?
00:20:29Smith. Mr. Smith.
00:20:37How the hell do I know his real name? He saw me a couple of times.
00:20:41When I was pulling straight tricks. He always used the same name. Smith.
00:20:47I don't believe you.
00:20:50I think you know more about this man.
00:20:55He was a lousy tipper.
00:21:02It's harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:09If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:21:13If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:21:23Then it gets a lot more painful.
00:21:26The closer I get.
00:21:27What's up, Doc?
00:21:33What's up, Doc?
00:21:35Oh, you're a waskily wabbit.
00:21:41But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:44Yeah?
00:21:46That's a sick shooter.
00:21:48I just counted six shots.
00:21:52You've blown your load.
00:21:57Oh.
00:22:00Yeah, well, what about you?
00:22:02Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:22:04Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:22:08And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:11And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15Well, you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:19Oh, really?
00:22:22Wanna bet.
00:22:27No!
00:22:29No!
00:22:30No!
00:22:31No!
00:22:32No!
00:22:33No!
00:22:34No!
00:22:35No!
00:22:36No!
00:22:38No!
00:22:39No!
00:22:43Nothing like a good hand job.
00:22:45No!
00:22:47No!
00:22:49No!
00:22:51No!
00:22:53No!
00:22:55Get your things.
00:22:57We're going.
00:22:59I can't believe it!
00:23:00But it's possible that every time I see you there's a problem.
00:23:02But even if you're in a casino, I find me for your fault.
00:23:04You explain me?
00:23:05But listen!
00:23:06I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:09and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:11Damn you, Smith.
00:23:12I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:14Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:17Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:19You're a bad girl. You deserve to be punished.
00:23:21Which car do you want?
00:23:23What?
00:23:24I'm tired of walking.
00:23:27Look at this.
00:23:34You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:37I give up.
00:23:40With a car that pricks are on the inside.
00:23:43Tell me about it.
00:23:45Hello, honey.
00:24:06Oh, good, good. I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:24:09Listen, sweetie.
00:24:12I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:16I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:20But don't, don't worry.
00:24:22I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:26Hugs and kisses.
00:24:28Bye-bye.
00:24:30So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:32These guys were stalking this pregnant lady. I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:38You see that? I fucking hate that.
00:24:41What?
00:24:42Change in lanes without signaling.
00:24:44I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:48So you started shooting at them.
00:24:50No. I don't carry a piece.
00:24:52I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:24:54They started firing.
00:24:56I shot back. He's done it again.
00:24:58I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:25:02Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:08You want to know why?
00:25:10Not particularly.
00:25:12Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:15So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:17They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers, too.
00:25:20It's in their nature.
00:25:21Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:23I can't go to the police.
00:25:25Why not?
00:25:27They caught the Unibomber.
00:25:29That's what they think.
00:25:31Stupid.
00:25:33Right. That's it.
00:25:45You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:48If I don't remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:54Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:57How many local boys?
00:26:00I need men, you understand?
00:26:03I need a lot more men.
00:26:05I want four mags, a box of 9mm, 147 hollow points, and give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:26You're a little short.
00:26:27You lied.
00:26:28You said you had $5,000.
00:26:29How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:31You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:32It's as good as cash.
00:26:33You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:34We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:35Look, why don't I sign over this check I got at the blood bank to you for more than cover it.
00:26:36You're throwing that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:37I don't get that check until Wednesday.
00:26:38I don't get that check until Wednesday.
00:26:39Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:26:40Deal?
00:26:42how about we make up the difference with food stamps you want to buy bullets with food stamps
00:26:47it's as good as cash you're pathetic smith we'll wait for you outside look why don't i sign over
00:26:54this check i got at the blood bank for more than cover throwing that check you got from the sperm
00:26:59bank and got yourself a deal i don't get that check till wednesday listen why don't you take
00:27:05a half a box of shells and i'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on
00:27:09wednesday do
00:27:23damn it smith what the hell are you doing making some money making some money yeah
00:27:43i have to buy something for the baby something for the baby
00:27:51a bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib
00:27:56makes me think what you do to get him in the right school
00:28:02so this is it it's not the ritz but it's home
00:28:05same old smith down and dirty glad you like it
00:28:21say hello to mickey
00:28:22maybe i should take the baby to the police no you'd never make it they'll be watching all the
00:28:37precincts probably got some of the boys in blue on paola too
00:28:47i've rounded up 50 guys well i guess that's just gonna have to do huh
00:29:06stop the car he was here come on what makes you think he was here trust me i know what people do and
00:29:13i know what people think i always have even as a kid i had this gift you should have seen the
00:29:18playground heard i laid down playing rock paper scissors buddy now stop the car
00:29:25who do you think wants this baby dead i've no idea who's trying to kill it don't call him an it
00:29:31it's an it to me
00:29:32tell me smith is there anything you like yeah my privacy
00:29:47tell me something i don't know per una volta brutto figlio di puttana bastardo
00:29:51i love it when you talk like that can i offer you anything
00:29:58carrot
00:29:58it's good for your eyesight
00:30:07of all the squats in the city how does he know smith's in this one another lucky guest
00:30:13nah he doesn't guess he sees things we don't he was once an fbi profiler forensic behavior consultant
00:30:21oh my god how many times do i have to tell you guys details
00:30:28make all the difference in this business
00:30:32hey but don't you think you should hang back sir the leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear
00:30:39besides
00:30:50violence is one of the most fun things to watch
00:30:54shh no no baby no we could call him oliver oliver yeah like oliver twist because he's a norfolk
00:31:01because i like the book you like the book i didn't hate it that's a first
00:31:12which part they could do you think i should go with here
00:31:14uh cute and cuddly or the one that says you're becoming a man now son
00:31:20so mr hurts how old is your son he's eight then it had to be large and powerful
00:31:32you believe it there's nothing on the tv about any of this
00:31:36a better place roadside bomb wounded we have it in our
00:31:46hey did you notice that no this works look lame ass politician rants about gun control
00:31:55he cries so tonight switch to this channel with this heavy metal music
00:32:00he shuts up it's so weird
00:32:10you must find it comforting
00:32:13sir yeah men are in place in the roof that's good
00:32:18anybody know what a jimmy cagney love scene is
00:32:22it's where cagney lets the good guy live
00:32:24and if that happens in this show i'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back
00:32:36let's kill this mother go
00:32:42it doesn't surprise me that oliver's into death metal look at his surrogate parents
00:32:47no no i'm telling you this means
00:33:01this means
00:33:13it's
00:33:25it's
00:33:27it's
00:33:31it's
00:33:37Oh
00:34:07Let's go.
00:34:37Let's go.
00:35:07My God, do we really suck?
00:35:24Or is this guy really that good?
00:35:26Come on, boys!
00:35:28He ain't out of the briar pits yet!
00:35:37Oh, shoot the dog, shoot the dog!
00:35:50No.
00:35:53We're not.
00:35:54I like dogs.
00:35:55Oh, that rat bastard.
00:36:24What is it?
00:36:41It's a baby's diaper.
00:36:42This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:50It's the only idea we've got.
00:36:52You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:37:00Yep.
00:37:00That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:37:04Ridiculous.
00:37:05Well, he isn't crying now.
00:37:10So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother?
00:37:14Yes.
00:37:14I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:37:16Yes?
00:37:17So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:19Somebody's not stalking us.
00:37:20Let's find out who.
00:37:22You're the owner of this place.
00:37:41Who's asking?
00:37:43I am.
00:37:46Can I blow you a drink?
00:37:48No.
00:37:51Just as I suspected.
00:37:54You're really isn't a jewelry.
00:37:59Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:38:01Go to hell!
00:38:02Don't mess with me.
00:38:04You ain't got the cojones.
00:38:11So who are these guys?
00:38:14I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:38:18They paid the whole year in cash.
00:38:21I never saw them again.
00:38:22I just figured they were using the back way.
00:38:30Read it.
00:38:34This is pretty fucked up.
00:38:54I never saw them again.
00:39:20I never saw them again.
00:39:21I never saw them again.
00:39:22Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:26All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:29Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:39:31We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:36Babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:37I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:42What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:45When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:48Yes, sir. I already made the call.
00:39:50Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:52We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:56Thank you, sir. I appreciate your confidence.
00:40:00Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:40:07Watch where you step.
00:40:10The ice cream is melting.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:40:16These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:19This is weird.
00:40:20There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:23One donor?
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:26And a generous one at that.
00:40:36This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:38It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:42How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:43You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:45See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:57The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:41:01You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:08Exactly.
00:41:09And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:12That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:14No, my baby, no.
00:41:42So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:46That's good.
00:41:48And then I got to thinking.
00:41:50You know what I hate?
00:41:51Here we go again.
00:41:52I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:58That's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:42:01I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:42:09So, what do we do next?
00:42:11I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:13Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:18Look, we finally went to sleep.
00:42:21Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:22The moment you close your eyes for our nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:25You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:30You just hate everything.
00:42:32I don't hate you.
00:42:34Is that why you picked me?
00:42:36You know why I picked you.
00:42:37You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:40We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:42You just don't get it.
00:42:44What?
00:42:47You bring me this child so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:53A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:56And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:43:06Right.
00:43:07It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:25If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:29Eggs have no business dancing with songs.
00:43:31You know, Smith, I figure out what you hate most.
00:44:00So, yourself.
00:44:06What happened to your baby?
00:44:08Forget about it.
00:44:10Tell me.
00:44:12My bib hit me in the stomach.
00:44:14My baby was delivered and still poor.
00:44:24Get off of me!
00:44:25Oh, you like this, do you?
00:44:41It's called a gun.
00:44:50Grip, slide, breach, barrel, trigger.
00:44:58Now, this is the business end.
00:44:59You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:45:04Now, this is important.
00:45:06Now, this is important.
00:45:07This is called your safety.
00:45:09You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:13But really, but really, this is your number one safety.
00:45:24Are you hungry?
00:45:25Be floored in a family.
00:45:25before three.
00:45:27Be floored in a coma.
00:45:28Be found like you,
00:45:29because you
00:45:51I watch this youth through a lazy night
00:46:10They drink, they scream just like a child
00:46:21He can't, he can't, he can't.
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:46:52Oh, my God!
00:46:55Yes.
00:47:02Oh, my!
00:47:14Oh, my God!
00:47:17Oh, my God!
00:47:18Oh, my God!
00:47:19Talk about shooting your lug.
00:47:35Look at this.
00:47:37This is a Hamilton night tag.
00:47:40These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:47:44This is weird.
00:47:46All these guys have got it.
00:47:49Don't even tell me.
00:47:55You know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now.
00:47:58Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:48:02Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:48:03Getting angry releases an enzyme.
00:48:06Triptophan hydroxylase, which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:48:10That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:48:12How do you know all that?
00:48:14My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:48:16Take me west side.
00:48:18I need to report in.
00:48:19I got a bead on who I'm Mr. Hero is.
00:48:25No more arguments.
00:48:27I have to do this alone.
00:48:28And the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:48:30This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
00:48:35An M-24 tank?
00:48:36An M-24 tank.
00:48:38You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:48:41You're whacked.
00:48:42I am.
00:48:43I am.
00:48:43I'm also serious.
00:48:45But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:46But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:48Don't worry.
00:48:48When I create a diversion you climb inside.
00:48:51You should have enough of that baby food to last for a couple of days.
00:48:55Because the pureed carrots are the best.
00:48:58You know how to use those, right?
00:49:00Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:49:05That's not going to happen.
00:49:06There is no way to be sure.
00:49:11Yes, there is.
00:49:12There is no way to get in it.
00:49:32Stop whining!
00:49:35If you don't behave, I am going to spake you!
00:49:39Stop whining.
00:49:40Stop it!
00:49:42I hate it when parents hit their children.
00:49:44Let go of my arm.
00:49:45Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:46I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:49How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:53See?
00:49:54Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:56Help!
00:49:57Help!
00:49:58Help!
00:50:00Help!
00:50:01What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:50:06It's not funny.
00:50:12So what you got on this all-star ground powder?
00:50:27Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:30And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:33You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:35Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:37My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:42Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerstein.
00:50:45In 67, the Limeys got hard-ass on gun control.
00:50:49So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:53Now, I've got an inside man in immigration
00:50:55working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:58And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:51:00I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:51:03You got diddly!
00:51:04Yes, Dutchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:09Sit.
00:51:11Yes.
00:51:12Now you treat.
00:51:13Now you get your treat.
00:51:13My man has been running the name down,
00:51:15and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:21National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:23Olympic, hopeful.
00:51:24Recruited by the army.
00:51:25But after that, the kid has never heard from again.
00:51:31Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:51:34This leads me to a theory.
00:51:36Theory?
00:51:37A theory is bull nookies.
00:51:39All you've got is a man with no name,
00:51:43riding into town on a pale horse,
00:51:46dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:51:48A theory is a man with no name.
00:52:18Hertz, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:52:24And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:52:29No, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:35where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:39And a pussy can become a tough guy if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:48I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:52:52Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:52:55I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:53:03I want you to give this guy and the kids a dirt nap.
00:53:09Yes, sir.
00:53:13Right away, sir.
00:53:16Shh.
00:53:16Shh.
00:53:18Amore mio.
00:53:19Shh.
00:53:20Don't worry.
00:53:22Daddy will be back soon.
00:53:42Hold it!
00:53:43Hold it!
00:53:44Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:52So do you.
00:53:53I promise to, uh, despair your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:58Forget it.
00:54:05Oh!
00:54:06Oh, boy.
00:54:12Hey, who trains you?
00:54:15Hmm?
00:54:16NSA Black Ops, CIA, the Army?
00:54:20Well, whoever.
00:54:21It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:54:23You think that's good?
00:54:24You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:26Oh, hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:35Well, I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:38I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:43My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:46Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:48He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:50Oh, my God, what a shame that your wife and son were there having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:56What's the matter?
00:55:05You don't like that story?
00:55:09Well, then why don't you tell me one, hmm?
00:55:12Children's story, please.
00:55:14Oh, I know.
00:55:15Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:55:17Tell me the one about the baby.
00:55:20Maybe later, when I put you to sleep.
00:55:23Oh, my God!
00:55:26Oh, my God!
00:55:28Oh, my God!
00:55:28Oh, my God!
00:55:56Oh, my God!
00:56:20Oh, my God!
00:56:22Oh, my God!
00:56:22Oh, my God!
00:56:23So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:43Okay, buddy. Drop your weapon.
00:56:53Think you got him?
00:57:23God damn it, Smith!
00:57:26So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:28Who?
00:57:29A man named Hammerson.
00:57:31Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:34He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:39Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:43No.
00:57:45It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:51Shit.
00:57:53It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:57If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:58:00It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:58:02Mr. Goethe guy called his men a fine law of babysitters.
00:58:05The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:09It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:12So we contact this man, and then we're safe. It's over.
00:58:16Are you crazy? This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:20I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:22Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:25They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:28So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:32I'm gonna check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:36But what if you don't get to us before we leave? Where should I get off?
00:58:42I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:44What?
00:58:45Trust me. I can't know.
00:58:47I can't know.
00:58:55Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:57You stick to the plan, and everything will be alright.
00:59:02Run!
00:59:03Run!
00:59:05Let's go.
00:59:35Let's go.
01:00:05Let's go.
01:00:35Let's go.
01:01:05So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:31What in the hell is that?
01:02:00Oh, my God, that is twisted.
01:02:05That sick son of a bitch.
01:02:08Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
01:02:11It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:18Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:27Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:29Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:34That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown, not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:39Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:42I'm telling you, I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:45Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:49I want to see the senator.
01:02:50All right, he wants to see you too.
01:02:54He's leaving for North Carolina in the primaries in three days.
01:02:58You can fly with him.
01:03:00Runway seven, two hours.
01:03:02If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:06What were you doing in there?
01:03:24Cleaning my gun.
01:03:24Really?
01:03:28You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:31We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:33Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:36In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed to the next race.
01:03:41To the primaries, we need to drive away.
01:03:47I owe you my life.
01:03:49Well, this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:53I heard about you.
01:03:54You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:57Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
01:04:00And a lot of morphine.
01:04:05So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:10Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:12Very clever.
01:04:13Simple.
01:04:14You're the Democratic frontrunner for president,
01:04:17and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
01:04:22Yes, well, if they're pissed now,
01:04:24wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:26We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there
01:04:29that we're going to have to set up just as many commissions.
01:04:31Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:34Unfortunately, you're sick, and the gun lats has found out.
01:04:37They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
01:04:39They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:42Correct.
01:04:43So, where's my savior?
01:04:51You know what I hate most?
01:04:53Elias.
01:04:54What the hell are you doing?
01:04:55You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:56No, you're crazy.
01:04:57Am I?
01:04:57When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:05:01Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers,
01:05:02I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:05:04I don't know what you're talking about.
01:05:06Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:05:08If he ever makes it there.
01:05:09You know what else I hate?
01:05:12Hypocrites.
01:05:12And you're the biggest one of all.
01:05:14Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:16His operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
01:05:21You see, Rutledge called us, and he offered us a proposition
01:05:24that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:27In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
01:05:31To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:33Oh, come on, Smith. Come on.
01:05:35Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:39Back up!
01:05:40Back up!
01:05:41Back up, or I'll tell him, hopefully.
01:05:44I had to do it.
01:05:45I want to live.
01:05:47I am meant to be president.
01:05:48You've got what it takes.
01:05:50You put yourself before the people.
01:05:51I can still do good.
01:05:52In other areas.
01:05:54How are you going to square it with the public?
01:05:55It is.
01:05:56It is a constitutional right.
01:05:58Back off!
01:05:58Get back!
01:05:59I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:06:01Come around.
01:06:02They had you at hello.
01:06:04Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:06:06Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:09They're the bad guys.
01:06:10Come on, Smith.
01:06:11Don't be a fool.
01:06:12The game is over.
01:06:13You rolled the dice.
01:06:13You lost.
01:06:14Come on, Smith.
01:06:16Come on, Smith.
01:06:17Don't be a fool.
01:06:18The game is over.
01:06:19You rolled the dice.
01:06:19You lost.
01:06:20Let him go, Smith.
01:06:44There's no escape.
01:06:45Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:49If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:53They'll be saved.
01:06:54Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:07:01Your sympathy vote in the Congress will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
01:07:07But your legacy will live on.
01:07:11Don't do it.
01:07:13Then do it.
01:07:15Let me regain some honor.
01:07:17It's my...
01:07:18Son of a bitch.
01:07:25Son of a bitch!
01:07:27God damn it!
01:07:33Son of a bitch!
01:08:03Son of a bitch!
01:08:05Son of a bitch!
01:08:25Son of a bitch!
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:31Ah!
01:08:32Ah!
01:08:33Ah!
01:08:34Ah!
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:36Ah!
01:08:51You got it!
01:09:00You're welcome.
01:09:24Help me.
01:09:30Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:46Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:48I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:50Bye-bye.
01:10:00Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:18This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:20Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:24Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:28Somebody gets to be smart.
01:10:30And somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:32Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:10:37Yes, indeed.
01:10:40The circle of life.
01:10:43The circle jerk of life.
01:10:45Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:48Well.
01:10:54I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:59Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:11:05Believe me.
01:11:07Nothing can be more painful than listening to you jammering on a lot.
01:11:10Oh.
01:11:14No!
01:11:14Again, I ask.
01:11:18Where are the woman and child?
01:11:22That's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:26No!
01:11:26Just having a family here.
01:11:29It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:31Why are you doing this?
01:11:34It's over.
01:11:35Surely it will be.
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:36No, I really should thank you.
01:11:41I just got to pick a contract because of you.
01:11:45I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:49What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:52Do you really think the people that employ me were just going to bend over and take your
01:11:57little stunt killing the senator?
01:11:58There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:12:01No.
01:12:02Haven't you heard the news?
01:12:03Hmm?
01:12:04The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:12:07They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:09So, you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:13So, once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:18You know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:21My boy told me this one.
01:12:22You'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:23I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:26Very amusing.
01:12:28If I give that one, the old thumbs up!
01:12:33What if we don't get to us before we leave?
01:12:35Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:37That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:41He visited the little gunshot that you inherited from it.
01:12:44Found out how your wife is.
01:12:45You sold him a pair of shotguns.
01:12:48Killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:51I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:54No!
01:12:56Where are you, Steve?
01:12:59Yeah.
01:13:02Well, well, well, well, well.
01:13:03Well, we're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:13:07Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well...
01:13:11I've been treating us.
01:13:14We're going to lose our society.
01:13:16I'm going to lose our society.
01:13:20I've been Attorney for the day's sake.
01:13:25I can't wait to see the difference.
01:13:27I can't wait to see the next one.
01:13:28I'm going to lose the that man over there.
01:13:32Google phones, or we're going to be a most active song.
01:13:34I love you, and I'm going to lose my dad.
01:13:35My gun's just fucking great, Hamza.
01:14:05Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:14:35Oh, my God.
01:15:05Oh, yes siree, Bob. It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:12But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:17I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:21Say that again.
01:15:23I said I am dead...
01:15:25Stop!
01:15:26That part of it you got right.
01:15:35It's the wife.
01:16:05Hey, honey.
01:16:11She's leaving me.
01:16:14You know what I really hate?
01:16:35What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:47I like it.
01:16:53I love you.
01:16:57I like that.
01:17:00I love you.
01:17:06I took herbei.
01:17:08I loved you.
01:17:10I hate it.
01:17:12I was like, do you think?
01:17:13Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:32The FBI stated an anonymous tip.
01:17:43Shh, don't worry little boy, mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:11Oliver, in love.
01:18:33What took you so long?
01:18:39All right, this is a robbery!
01:18:58Hefty the drawer of it.
01:19:00Just freeze!
01:19:01Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:19:03He said freeze!
01:19:04That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:19:07That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, so don't fucking move!
01:19:10Time to rush here and come on!
01:19:12You know what I hate?
01:19:13Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:15That's right, you heard him!
01:19:22No!
01:19:23No!
01:19:24No!
01:19:25No!
01:19:26No!
01:19:27No!
01:19:28No!
01:19:29No!
01:19:30No!
01:19:31No!
01:19:32No!
01:19:33No!
01:20:03I'm hiding through the stars
01:20:05Oh, yeah, believe that
01:20:10Oh, yeah, keep it out of the stars
01:20:16Oh, yeah, believe that
01:20:20Yeah
01:20:33Oh, yeah
01:21:03Oh, yeah
01:21:33Oh, yeah, keep it out of the stars
01:21:37Oh, yeah, believe that
01:21:43Oh, yeah, believe that
01:21:45Oh, yeah, believe that
01:21:54Oh, yeah, believe that
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