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00:00There are some secrets we take to the grave, and others we plaster online for laughs.
00:11I'm your host, Lily-Doo. Let's air some dirty laundry.
00:21With me today are some iconic comedians we've wanted to welcome to Dropout for a long time.
00:26We have with us a hot toddy, Paul Scheer.
00:29I'm excited, my first Dropout appearance.
00:31A cold toddy, a Parna Nantrella.
00:33I am notoriously cold.
00:35A room temperature toddy, Kulab Vilaysak.
00:37Things are great lukewarm.
00:38And a toddy at absolute zero, Reggie Watts.
00:41Things are great lukewarm.
00:43That is true.
00:44How good are you all at lying?
00:47I think I'm top-notch.
00:48Yeah, I was a supreme liar as a kid.
00:51Really?
00:52I love now, I am a parent, and it's so easy to tell when your kids are lying.
00:57And that's, it's great.
00:59I have to reverse my vasectomy.
01:00And I'll do it for you.
01:01I'll be right back.
01:02All right, medic.
01:03Let's find out the rules.
01:04You were on a medical show.
01:05I was on a medical show.
01:06I can undo it real quick.
01:08It won't be painful at all.
01:09Children's hospital, it's all real.
01:11All right, here's how the game works.
01:12I have a stack of secrets about our guests, and they have to guess who each secret belongs
01:17to.
01:18Oh.
01:19Yeah?
01:20If it's their own, they should make accusations, try and throw people off their trail.
01:23But we could've put in a secret about me or our bartender.
01:26Whoa.
01:27Hey Grant, what's today's special?
01:29Lily, today's special is a grasshopper.
01:31Liar!
01:32You're great at this already.
01:34All right.
01:35Here is how scoring works.
01:36You get one point every time you guessed correctly.
01:38Yes.
01:39But if it's your own secret and you fool everyone, that is three points.
01:42Sound good?
01:43Okay.
01:44I swear I never lied to you.
01:46First secret.
01:47Who had a meltdown and went off on the crowd?
01:50We all are performers, right?
01:51I think we all have tempers.
01:52Yes.
01:53Is that safe to say?
01:54And are capable of meltdowns.
01:56It's probably Kumail.
01:57It's probably Kumail.
01:58Because he was on meltdown.
01:59Oh, you're right.
02:00Could've been Jonah.
02:01Bring him out.
02:02Could it be Kumail?
02:03No?
02:04It doesn't have to be one of us, right?
02:06It does have to be one of you.
02:08Oh, okay.
02:09It could be your Grant, but it's probably one of you.
02:11It's not that woman up there with the interesting hair.
02:14No.
02:15Okay.
02:16All right.
02:17I would say that you having a moment on stage might be a very memorable thing.
02:21You kind of yelling at an audience member.
02:24I don't know if I can...
02:25Yeah, but I am notoriously repressed.
02:28Okay.
02:29Reggie, you come across a really lovely guy and maybe there's one night.
02:33Maybe a couple things aren't working.
02:34I know, I know.
02:35Something's not plugged in.
02:36You're feeling a little bit like, hey, I wasn't...
02:38You know, you didn't get your backstage stuff.
02:40You have a lot of backstage stuff.
02:41The stuff you want backstage is crazy.
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45He's looking out.
02:46He's looking out.
02:47He's looking out.
02:48He's looking out.
02:49What about Klopp?
02:50I know.
02:51Cool.
02:52He's sitting quietly.
02:53I'm pretty right on my therapy.
02:55Sure.
02:56Okay.
02:57You would be able to hold your shit together better than any of us.
03:01I feel like your meltdown would happen post-moment.
03:04I would hold it.
03:05In a car, backstage.
03:06I would arrest.
03:07I would take out all the right people.
03:09That's right.
03:10Exactly.
03:11When I get upset, I kind of just deposit it.
03:14Oh, nice.
03:15And it accrues interest.
03:16Oh, wow.
03:17And then I let it rip on people who are completely innocent.
03:19Oh, that's so cool.
03:20Oh, cool.
03:21Get it in a good 401k.
03:22I could imagine a Paul.
03:24I could imagine Paul, too.
03:25I could imagine Paul because, you know, you could see him like, urgh, you know, like, urgh,
03:29like that.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Like that.
03:33Hulking out in a small way.
03:34Yep.
03:35Let's get our guesses and find out.
03:36Who had a meltdown and went off on the crowd?
03:39Paul?
03:40I am going to say Reggie.
03:43Aparna.
03:44I'm also going to stick with Reggie.
03:47Gosh!
03:50You guys hear that?
03:54No.
03:55I don't think it's Reggie.
04:00I don't think, I think his pulse sounds very normal and healthy.
04:06Kulav, what do you think?
04:08I'm going to say it's Aparna.
04:12Oh.
04:13I'm going to say it's a Aparna.
04:14Oh, nice.
04:15It seems unlikely, but maybe that's why it's spot on.
04:18Reggie, are you alive again from the flatline?
04:21Yeah, I gotta.
04:22Bounce back from one of those.
04:23Don't even sweat it.
04:24I'm gonna say it's definitely Aparna.
04:26All right, well, the person who had a meltdown
04:27and went off on the crowd,
04:29please take a sip of their drink.
04:40That was good.
04:41That was a good one.
04:42I know.
04:43This was early on in my comedy days.
04:45I started comedy in DC,
04:47and there was a weekly show at this very fratty bar,
04:50I would like to say.
04:52All of DC?
04:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was called All of DC.
04:56But I always resented performing there,
04:59and it was like a Wednesday night show.
05:01I always hated the audience.
05:03I would never do very well,
05:05so I built up a lot of resentment.
05:06Like Glaub was saying, I accrued a lot in my bank.
05:09And then we found out eventually
05:11that they were destroying the bar to turn into condos.
05:14Okay.
05:15So you guys are like,
05:16oh, poor bar, underdog.
05:17I was thrilled.
05:19I was so happy about it.
05:20They had a closing show there.
05:22And then I was like, you know what?
05:23I'm never gonna have to see these people.
05:24I'm never gonna have to be in this building again.
05:26You thought they were getting raised with the bar.
05:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:30I was like, you're all gonna go.
05:31The building's gonna go.
05:33You'll all be eliminated.
05:34That's it.
05:35So I just started yelling at the crowd.
05:37And I'm not good with anger, so I just dissociate.
05:39I couldn't even tell you what I was yelling or what I said.
05:42I was just mad.
05:43I kicked over a stool.
05:45You kicked over a stool.
05:46I did.
05:47And I was just screaming by the end,
05:49and I went into a different place.
05:51A fake state.
05:52But you did respect the light,
05:53when that five-minute light came out.
05:54Oh, sure.
05:55Thank you, everybody.
05:56I said, that's my time.
05:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:59I put the stool back up and I exited the stage.
06:04No, but I just remember afterwards,
06:05one of the other comedians was like,
06:06I like angry Aparna.
06:08And I was like, I don't know who she was.
06:11How many shows in total did you willingly go
06:14and do at this terrible bar you hated?
06:16Every week.
06:17Every week.
06:19Because I was like, I'm gonna figure this crowd out.
06:22And I couldn't.
06:23Wow.
06:23So I was like, you know what?
06:24Let's resort to anger and violence.
06:26Works every time.
06:27Every time.
06:29It does.
06:29That is a point to Claude and Reggie.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Thanks.
06:35Congratulations.
06:37Secret.
06:38Who has an unusual system of self-defense?
06:41Coolop to me is somebody who is actively,
06:44you know, in shape, but also in fighting shape.
06:47I do a little kickboxing.
06:48I'm known to kick and punch.
06:51I did Taibo at one point.
06:53Oh.
06:54That's less martial art and more of a VHS system.
06:58It is.
06:59Has any of it been practical?
07:00So you're like, I could use this Taibo on a mugger.
07:03I do feel that I could.
07:04Okay.
07:05And so we're just gonna have to wait for that opportunity
07:07to arise.
07:08I can mug you outside after.
07:10Oh, oh, okay.
07:11I think the Taibo on a mugger is so funny
07:13because you'd be like, wait, I have two more reps.
07:15Try to get my heart rate off.
07:16Taichi would be really great on a mugger.
07:18Oh, yeah.
07:19They'd have to really wait and then you're going slow.
07:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:23Is it kind of like just pretend fighting?
07:25Like you're just, it's almost like you have these powers
07:27where you're like, if I had a fireball,
07:29I would shoot it at you.
07:30It looks like that.
07:31It's like incredible amount of like strength
07:33and control and focus.
07:34Like they can like balance on one leg.
07:36Well, the secret is you just go into regular speed.
07:38So essentially all that training.
07:40And then they just say like when you need to fight.
07:42So you're just like.
07:43Oh, it's like the training is in slow-mo.
07:45Exactly.
07:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:46You have to carry a remote control though.
07:48Yeah, you do have to carry a universal remote control.
07:52Reggie knows a lot about self-defense.
07:54You know, I like, I like, I do have, yeah, I might.
07:58Oh.
07:59Wow, that was a really interesting answer.
08:02Anyone else that would be so suspicious.
08:04I would almost have called that
08:06an unusual line of self-defense.
08:08Yes.
08:09Very arresting, disarming.
08:12I fell on the ground.
08:13That didn't touch me.
08:14Right.
08:15Let's get to our guesses then.
08:16Who has an unusual system of self-defense?
08:19I'll let Reggie start.
08:20I think it's obviously Paul.
08:22Okay.
08:23Cool off?
08:24It's Reggie.
08:25Aparna.
08:26Oh man, I'm actually torn between Reggie and Paul
08:28because I do feel like Paul has been sort of
08:30sitting low on this one.
08:31We haven't really shown the light on.
08:33For my martial arts background, no, you haven't.
08:35Yeah, but my intuition is gonna say Reggie.
08:39Okay, and Paul?
08:40I will also say Reggie.
08:41All right.
08:42Will the person who has an unusual system of self-defense
08:46please take a sip of their drink.
08:55Why am I going against my instincts?
08:57Oh my gosh.
08:58Both times, I want against my instincts.
08:59That's tough.
09:00That's tough.
09:01That's tough.
09:02And you came out saying that.
09:03I don't want against my instincts.
09:04I don't want against my instincts.
09:05I don't want against my instincts.
09:06Miss directed you with the Taibo.
09:07I do believe that between me and my husband, Scott,
09:10it will be up to me to defend the home.
09:13Yes.
09:14Wow.
09:15And home invasion.
09:16Definitely.
09:17Do you feel differently about...
09:18No.
09:20Karna, your thoughts?
09:21I'm gonna go ahead and say you're right.
09:23That's right.
09:24So, much like Rambo, I have stowed knives everywhere.
09:26Whoa.
09:27There's just in...
09:28There's one in every room.
09:29Wait.
09:30Is there a machete with cloth napkins?
09:32Yes, there is.
09:33Wow.
09:34Whoa.
09:35Are there throwing stars in the mix or no?
09:37Just knives?
09:38There's no throwing stars, mainly knives.
09:40Is there a spear tip that you could put on top of a broom
09:42in the garage?
09:43Yes.
09:44Good luck finding it, only I know where it is.
09:45Clop coming at me with a machete, if I'm breaking in,
09:48I'm gonna be pretty scared.
09:49I know.
09:50Good luck.
09:51Good luck to you.
09:52Have you clued in Scott to where the knives are?
09:53What if he's in the room?
09:55You're out of the house.
09:56He always has band-aids on his pants.
09:58He's like, honey, can I...
09:59Oh, man.
10:00He reaches for a book.
10:01Oh, just...
10:03I could point them out to him.
10:05He's not gonna retain it.
10:06You know, that's not our roles.
10:08Are they like decorative knives?
10:09Or are they like a butcher knife that you stow under a pillow
10:12or something?
10:13They're not butcher knives.
10:14Those are kept in the knife block with the rest.
10:16You'd never use a butcher knife to murder a home intruder.
10:19No, there's etiquette.
10:20You're right, yeah.
10:21Yeah.
10:22It's like some people keep kosher, right?
10:23You have to have the certain plates for the different things.
10:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:26How many knives would you say are hidden in your house?
10:29One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 14.
10:32And just so you know, Kulop does live in a studio apartment.
10:38They're just like clearly in one tier.
10:41And then it's like with their husband and child.
10:43Duck taped here.
10:45Have you done any sort of knife training?
10:47No.
10:48Absolutely not.
10:49I don't think so.
10:50I'm not thinking.
10:51To the great Los Angeles Spires, I packed a machete.
10:55I don't know why.
10:56Wow.
10:57I didn't.
10:58I think that's when you should be prank packing a knife.
11:00In a go bag.
11:01In a go bag, that's what you need.
11:02In hindsight, Paul.
11:03Wonking leasing, didn't you?
11:04No, I agree, I agree.
11:05I brought a bunch of Lego sets.
11:06Because I was like, well, we'll be too down and down.
11:08Different people.
11:09And the robber is not wearing shoes and steps on that couch.
11:12I've seen it.
11:13Home Alone style.
11:14Home Alone style.
11:15Home Alone style always.
11:16That is three points to Kulop.
11:18Wow.
11:19Wow.
11:22All right, next secret.
11:23Who wrote a television show for cats?
11:26I mean, this does now.
11:27I don't want to keep on pointing the finger at Reggie
11:29because I've now been wrong every time.
11:32But it does feel like if anyone was to talk to a cat,
11:35I think you would be able to break that barrier.
11:37A very Dr. Dolittle-esque.
11:40For any of you cat fans, cat owners.
11:42Yeah, I'm a Meowhead fan for life.
11:44Okay, Meowhead.
11:45I am not a cat fan, but I'm not anti-cat.
11:47Okay.
11:48I was a dog person.
11:49Okay.
11:50And you were.
11:51You were.
11:52Oh, no, I am.
11:53I am a dog person.
11:54I was a squirrel man.
11:55I was brought up as a dog person.
11:57We had a lot of dogs.
11:58Okay, Aparna?
11:59I grew up being a little scared of cats,
12:01but now I have two cats, and I've been converted.
12:04Oh, meow, meow.
12:05But did I write a show for cats?
12:07And we don't even know if this show was made.
12:09I think it might be Paul, though.
12:11Don't you think?
12:12I know.
12:13Because it's like he's deflecting a little bit.
12:15Yeah, he's like cats.
12:16I have nothing to do with cats.
12:17I'll tell you, one of my first jobs in New York City,
12:20where I got into the WGA, was a positive prank show.
12:24That was my first official WGA job.
12:27Oh, that's good.
12:28I like that.
12:29And it was never aired because the network said,
12:30we don't do that.
12:31We only do negative things?
12:33Yes, we did eight episodes.
12:34We shot eight episodes.
12:35Shot.
12:36Shot.
12:37I don't know.
12:38It was a hidden camera show where we gave people an amazing day,
12:41and not a single one aired.
12:44Please bring that back.
12:45Please bring that back.
12:46We created this amazing day for people,
12:48and at the end we were like, it was all a lie.
12:50Oh, right.
12:51And they were upset.
12:52Because it's pranked.
12:53If you were commissioned to write a TV show for cats to watch,
12:57what would people make?
12:58I'm honestly going to say Paul's show that you just described.
13:02I feel like cats would love that.
13:03Positive prank.
13:04Cats are going to like that show.
13:06The high concept.
13:07Well, no, but also people being deceived.
13:10Cats are all about that.
13:12Yeah, that's so true.
13:13Let's hear our guesses.
13:14Aparna.
13:15I'm going to say Paul.
13:16Cool up.
13:17I mean, why do you tell that long story?
13:18I wouldn't tell two stories in a row.
13:19All right, I'm going to go Reggie then.
13:21Reggie, who's your guest?
13:22I'm going to stick with Paul.
13:24Paul, who's your guest?
13:25I'm going to say Aparna.
13:26All right.
13:27That's a good guess.
13:28Will the person who wrote a television show for cats
13:31please take a sip of their drink?
13:36Meow.
13:37Yeah, that's right.
13:39Good.
13:40That's all right.
13:41That's all right.
13:42Yes, I wrote a television show for cats, apparently by cats.
13:45I wasn't allowed to be an actual writer on it
13:48because they wanted the premise to be the cat rodent for cats.
13:53It was paid for by Purina.
13:56Okay.
13:57And this was not a streaming show.
14:00This was a network show.
14:02I believe it was on Animal Planet.
14:06Not a network.
14:08Or something like that.
14:09Yeah, yeah.
14:10It was a real deal.
14:11Yeah.
14:12I mean, it could have even been TBS, honestly.
14:14Okay, TBS.
14:15Very funny.
14:16Very funny.
14:17Very funny.
14:18This was before they had branded that way.
14:19Okay, okay, okay.
14:20This is when they were like very catty or like, you know, very feline.
14:23Very catty.
14:24We had to do a bunch of things.
14:25One of the things was Cat Home Shopping Network, so we had real cat toys.
14:28Oh.
14:29And we would be displaying them like, look at this.
14:31You know, and it would be like a laser pointer.
14:33And then there were like video montages of birds and squirrels running around.
14:37Whoa.
14:38Um, remakes of songs that were like, um, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
14:44What I remember was at one point, because it was paid for by Purina, they brought us all on the Today Show.
14:50I had to put on a sock puppet and be a cat behind the couch where the host was speaking.
14:57Like, you know, just like ready to go.
14:59Like, so they're interviewing her.
15:00And I was down like this going, oh, we had a great time.
15:04I love.
15:05Oh my.
15:06Wow.
15:07Only one episode.
15:09Only one episode.
15:10Oh.
15:11One episode.
15:12Only one episode of Meow TV television for cats.
15:15I want to buy cats.
15:16I want to buy cats.
15:17Well, you can still find it on YouTube.
15:18Oh.
15:19And it's upsetting.
15:20Put it on.
15:21See if your cats like it.
15:22Yeah.
15:23All right.
15:24That is a point to Aparna and Reggie.
15:27Next secret.
15:29Who was the world's youngest blank?
15:33I'm assuming like a record holder, like a Guinness.
15:36Okay.
15:37But they don't want to reveal what the blank is.
15:39Well, that's a very interesting clue because we all could have been the world's youngest
15:42at one point.
15:43I know.
15:44I was just like, why didn't I immediately fill in babies?
15:46Yeah.
15:47Well, me too.
15:48For one second, every one of us was the world's youngest.
15:52I mean, maybe we should fill in the blank.
15:54Yeah.
15:55That would help.
15:56It's probably photographer.
15:57Right.
15:58That's your vibe?
15:59It's a skill you would not associate with the youngest.
16:01The world's youngest astronaut.
16:03There you go.
16:04You don't have to be a baby.
16:06How old do you think like the world's youngest photographer would have been?
16:0947.
16:10Literally like one month old, my son was banging on my keyboard, opened a photo booth and took
16:15a photo.
16:16So it's your son.
16:17So it's your son.
16:18So it's your son.
16:19Aparna, you feel like you maybe were a prodigy or a prodigy.
16:23Yeah.
16:24Prod vibes.
16:25Major prod vibes.
16:26Yeah, you got major prod vibes.
16:28So prod.
16:29Prod a little G.
16:30I was good at things young.
16:31Did you ever take pictures?
16:33We're really, we filled in the blank.
16:35Really?
16:36It's photography.
16:37We know.
16:38By the way, world's youngest photographer is the lamest title to have.
16:42Like it's like, how could it even be documented?
16:44It's not that impressive.
16:46Like anyone could, like, it's like, yeah.
16:49Okay.
16:50What's a really cool one then?
16:51World's youngest.
16:52Porn eater.
16:53Porn eater?
16:54A really cool one.
16:56Cause that really messes up your stomach.
16:58I know you're a young baby.
16:59You're putting your, you know.
17:00That's true.
17:01You're not supposed to.
17:02First car driver.
17:03Chiropractor.
17:04Detective.
17:05Oh.
17:06Okay.
17:07Now.
17:08Let's get our guesses in.
17:09That could be me.
17:10Cool off.
17:11Who do you think?
17:12Reggie.
17:13Reggie.
17:14Who's your guess?
17:15I'm going to say Aparna.
17:16Paul, who do you think it was?
17:17Okay.
17:18I'm going to say it's Reggie.
17:19Aparna.
17:20Who's your guess?
17:21I was also going to go with Reggie.
17:22All right.
17:23Will the person who was the world's youngest blank, please take a sip of their drink?
17:26What was it Reggie?
17:27I think I was like nine years old or something like that.
17:43I was on a commercial flight and the flight attendant asked me would I like to see the cockpit.
17:47I was like, yeah, they used to do that all the time.
17:49Yeah.
17:50So I went into the cockpit and I was like, wow, this is crazy.
17:52And then while I was in there, the captain thought it was funny that he grabbed the intercom
17:57and said like, ladies and gentlemen, I just want to announce that the world's youngest pilot is now flying the plane cruising altitude 38,000 feet.
18:05And then I could kind of hear an audible gasp.
18:08Wow.
18:09And, uh,
18:10Four 9-11, we were a foot loser.
18:13Thank you for being on those airplanes.
18:15That is so true.
18:16That is so funny.
18:18Yeah.
18:19And then, and then of course, like he rescinded them.
18:21And then when I walked back for the thing, I just remember people just like kind of clapping and whatever.
18:25I think they were clapping, but that wasn't true.
18:27We used to have fun on plane.
18:28I know.
18:29Things were loose and fast.
18:30It was.
18:31Then 9-11 happened.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Cause before I used to bring a gallon of water, you know, some lighter fluid, all that kind of stuff.
18:36Then 9-11 happened.
18:37Did 9-11 happen at 10?
18:39Well, to be clear, 9-11 did happen after I was nine.
18:42So some truth to that.
18:44Okay.
18:45That is points to everybody except Reggie.
18:47Aww.
18:48Aww.
18:49That is it for round one.
18:51We are going to take a quick break, but in the meantime, hey Grant, what are we drinking?
18:54Today's cocktail is a grasshopper.
18:59And you guys, you don't like bugs.
19:02But I'm going to make this drink because I think it tastes really good.
19:05I'm not psyched about it though.
19:06So because the grasshopper is a minty ice cream drink, I'm going to start with an ounce and a half of an ingredient called creme de minthe.
19:13Ugh.
19:14Next, I'm going to add an ounce and a half of creme de cacao, which is a chocolate liqueur.
19:20Next, I'm going to add an ounce and a half of half and half, which is fun to say.
19:24Now, this is the standard base for a grasshopper, and it's going to be a minty chocolatey drink.
19:30But I'm going to use a secret ingredient from my favorite bar person, Jeffrey Morgenthaler.
19:35He likes to add Trenette Branca, which is an Italian liqueur, which has a super herbal flavor.
19:42Gives it a really nice backbone in the drink.
19:44It doesn't take much.
19:45One quarter of an ounce.
19:47Next, I'm going to add a full cup of vanilla ice cream.
19:52And I'm going to add about that same amount of ice.
19:55One cup.
20:00I'm going to blend this.
20:09Now that that's blended, I'm going to add just a little pinch of sea salt.
20:14Look, it's very important to do this after you blend, because I forgot to do it before I blended.
20:23Now that is going to go right into our malt glass.
20:27Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross.
20:30Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
20:33Okay, now this is going to get a straw.
20:35I'm going to add one big bunch of mint.
20:37And I'm going to realize maybe bugs aren't so scary after all.
20:40The grasshopper.
20:44That's why I never lied to you.
20:49And we're back.
20:50Let's recap the scores.
20:52We have Paul with one point.
20:54It's golf scores, right?
20:55Yeah.
20:56Great.
20:57Yeah.
20:58Aparna with two points.
20:59Oh my gosh.
21:00That's double you.
21:01Yeah.
21:02But in golf scores.
21:03But in golf scores.
21:04So I'm still winning.
21:05Yeah, you're still winning.
21:06Reggie with two points.
21:08Yeah, that's right.
21:10And Kulop with five points.
21:12Wow.
21:13Oh my God.
21:14Kulop.
21:15Come on.
21:16Boom.
21:17Next secret.
21:18Who cooked pasta with a pro wrestler?
21:20Why is the pro wrestler eating that much carbs?
21:22Well, we don't know that they ate it.
21:23It could be carb loading.
21:24Okay, got it.
21:25It could be carb loading.
21:26I'll say this.
21:27I know that Kulop worked in the kitchen at Olive Garden at the same time as Steve Stone Cold Austin.
21:31We came up together, guys.
21:32This is like 2002.
21:33That's a little bit of a count.
21:34Yeah.
21:35I don't know if that counts, though.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Pete Stone Cold era.
21:38Yeah.
21:39Before he was lukewarm.
21:40Yeah.
21:41Things are great lukewarm.
21:42Things are great lukewarm.
21:43Things are great lukewarm.
21:44Now, Paul, we heard you were on Good Morning America, the Today Show.
21:47Yes.
21:48I've heard of that.
21:49That's like a cooking segment show.
21:50You're right.
21:51And with another guest, it could have been a pro wrestler.
21:52Yeah.
21:53I like wrestling.
21:54I do like wrestling.
21:55I've been to an eight.
21:56I've been to an eight.
21:57Yeah.
21:58And with another guest, it could have been a pro wrestler.
21:59I do like wrestling.
22:00I've been to an AEW show in Chicago.
22:03You guys into wrestling?
22:04I am not that I know of.
22:06Okay.
22:07But you could be convinced.
22:08But my angry alter ego could be.
22:09Yeah.
22:10Yeah.
22:11But it could also have been a scene in a movie, right?
22:13Movies?
22:14That's so far from what you do.
22:15Oh, wow.
22:16Anyways, what?
22:17Who cooked pasta with the pro...
22:18Then one of the biggest summer blockbusters of 2024.
22:21How did you know?
22:22Paul was in Twister.
22:23Turs.
22:24He was in Twister.
22:25He was in Twister.
22:26He was in Twister.
22:27Who cooked pasta with a pro wrestler?
22:29Reggie, who do you think?
22:30I don't know.
22:31I just think it might be Paul.
22:32Paul, who's your guess?
22:33I'm gonna say Kulop.
22:34Okay.
22:35Damn, why did I actually guess for real?
22:36Kulop.
22:37Who do you think?
22:38I think it's Paul.
22:39Cause Paul will be doing stuff with different types of people.
22:41With Kat.
22:42I know.
22:43I feel like Paul is a jack of all trades.
22:45And this feels like just another card you can pull out.
22:48Will the person who cooked pasta with the pro wrestler please take a sip of their drink?
22:55Oh!
22:56Yeah!
22:57Two points, baby!
22:59Someone being quiet is delicious.
23:02I had a feeling.
23:03God.
23:04But I also was leaning into it.
23:06I was trying to get some votes on me.
23:08Oh, you were.
23:09Cause I get points if I get that, right?
23:10Well, if it's yours and no one guesses you.
23:12Oh!
23:13I thought if I could get-
23:14You don't get points!
23:15Oh, I thought I could distract people if they get-
23:17Can I say?
23:18That's a great game mechanic and we should look at it.
23:20Yeah!
23:21Come on, right?
23:22I was trying to get the votes on me.
23:23That's a different game.
23:24That's a different game.
23:25How was the context?
23:26When I was 15, I worked in the Mall of America in the food court at a tiny little stall
23:32called Hulk Hogan's Pasta Mania.
23:34Whoa!
23:35What?
23:36Wow!
23:37We hit every part of the story inadvertently.
23:38I know!
23:39It was actually, I didn't know at the time, but kind of a big deal.
23:42Like the first WWE or WCW Monday Night Nitro was happening at the Mall of America in the
23:49Rotunda.
23:50And to promote that, I cooked pasta with the Macho Man Randy Savage.
23:54Whoa!
23:55That is a real-
23:56And then Hulk Hogan interrupted and challenged the Macho Man Randy Savage to a pasta eating
24:02contest in the Rotunda.
24:03They can eat pasta!
24:05What was unique about Hulk Hogan's Pasta Mania?
24:09The Hulkaroni pasta.
24:10Oh my God!
24:11It's pasta sheet as Hulk Hogan.
24:13Those are great!
24:14These are fun!
24:15We even have the menu from the opening day, thanks to the people on the internet.
24:20It's a quick serve pasta restaurant.
24:22Finally!
24:23There's a power pasta.
24:24They spent $4 on this.
24:26It's international pasta.
24:28The owner just was like, make the stroganoff like you think.
24:31So this is cool out 15 years old and I'm just in the back going, what?
24:34They didn't have recipes?
24:35Wow!
24:36That was, ah!
24:37By the way, if you're ordering quick serve stroganoff, you deserve whatever you get.
24:43Did you get to watch their pasta eating?
24:45I didn't.
24:46I had to continue with my shift.
24:48I didn't really understand the importance of it at the time.
24:51It wasn't ever really busy.
24:53No!
24:54No!
24:55Come on!
24:56That wasn't the busiest restaurant.
24:57I know, I know.
24:58But you know what?
24:59I gotta say, quick serve pasta is a great idea because it's not that hard to do.
25:01It is.
25:02Keep the sauces on a simmer, get the pasta, boom, boom, boom.
25:05Paul Scheer's pasta mania.
25:08Yeah!
25:09Five cats, four cats.
25:11That is one point to Paul Scheer.
25:14Fuck.
25:15Next secret.
25:16Who stole fire extinguishers from a hotel?
25:19Who went to college?
25:20I went to Fidham.
25:21It doesn't really count.
25:22I mean, I didn't live in a dorm.
25:23It's between you two.
25:24Why?
25:25It sounds like a college thing.
25:26Who here has ever been to a hotel?
25:28Oh, interesting.
25:29I don't like to admit it.
25:30Oh, okay.
25:31All right.
25:32This seems to me like a drunken or high kind of caper.
25:37Escapade.
25:38I don't feel like someone came in and was like, let me screw over this hotel and make sure
25:41that if it goes up in flames, everyone will die inside.
25:44Fire extinguishers.
25:45Multiple.
25:46Not just one.
25:47That's a lot.
25:48It's like you're doing some hotel room flambe situation.
25:51Yeah.
25:52It gets out of hand.
25:53Making a fancy drink.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:55It's a good gig.
25:56What do you want to hear?
25:57They said, maybe I need these for private use.
25:58Oh.
25:59I'm afraid of fire in my home.
26:00Well, now you're adding too many details.
26:01Yeah.
26:02I'm going to throw down, it's Grant.
26:04Aparna, who do you think?
26:05I'm going to say Reggie.
26:07It's Reggie.
26:08Reggie, who do you think?
26:09I'm going to say Grant.
26:10Grant.
26:11Grant.
26:12Grant.
26:13Grant.
26:14Grant.
26:15Grant.
26:16Grant.
26:17Grant.
26:18Grant.
26:19Cool.
26:20I'm going to go Lily.
26:21Okay.
26:22A lot of people think it's on us.
26:23Let's find out.
26:24Will the person who stole fire extinguishers from a hotel please take a sip of their drink?
26:28Oh.
26:29Ooh.
26:30What?
26:31Oh.
26:32Oh.
26:33Oh.
26:34Oh.
26:35Oh, wow.
26:36Well, Reggie.
26:37That was my thought and then I went against them.
26:39Reggie.
26:40Reggie.
26:41Why'd you do a hotel crime?
26:42Why, you steal boy?
26:43Well, so, ain't with the 80s.
26:48So, we used to do Robitizen recreationally in Montana.
26:54It makes you very high, very weird.
26:57It's a dissociative, so you turn into like these weird robots.
27:00And we decided to go into the Sheraton Hotel in Great Falls, Montana and saw these fire extinguishers.
27:06And then I just had this idea where I was like, what if we put them out the windows of the car?
27:11Would it create a smoke screen?
27:13Mm.
27:14And so, I was like, oh, let's fucking take it.
27:17And we all wore trench coats back in the day.
27:19So, I was just like, just grab one, put it under the trench coat and just like walked out.
27:23How many did you take?
27:24Two.
27:25Okay.
27:26Yeah, two.
27:27It's a victimless crime.
27:28Two.
27:29It catches fire.
27:30I would say like the best thing to say if like you got busted holding a fire extinguisher is like, I always wanted one.
27:35That's the best.
27:36I mean, no.
27:37The best excuse is like, yeah, I'm not stealing it.
27:40There's a fire out there.
27:41Yeah, totally.
27:42And then you go out there and you go, oh, it must have gone out naturally.
27:45Yeah.
27:46So, we took this fire extinguisher, got into this like 1979 Tercel with the like reverse triangle windows, you know, the ones that pop out.
27:52These are the details that are important.
27:53It is the 80s.
27:54Right?
27:55I'm driving.
27:56I was always the driver.
27:57It was like 2 a.m.
27:58You know, like on a Tuesday, we practice like putting the nozzles out the windows.
28:02Hits the extinguisher and I look behind and it's just pure white powder.
28:07And we get out of the car and we see there's this trail behind the car just slowly fading, you know.
28:12And we're like, oh shit, this works.
28:14So, then we like parked on the side of this one way and we're like, wait till some jetters come along and then we'll get in front of them and smokescreen them.
28:21Because we were always in a war with the jetters.
28:23Who are the jetters?
28:24Who are the jetters?
28:25The jetters, you know.
28:26They're like the sharks.
28:27No, they're the Air Force guys.
28:28Oh.
28:29Oh.
28:30Oh.
28:31Yeah, the Air Force base.
28:32Whoa, pilot on pilot crime?
28:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:35I know.
28:36So, just as they were approaching us maybe like a half a block away, we pull out in front of them, hit the levers, they go off, all you see is like an illuminated version of the cloud that we saw.
28:48And then we saw the headlight beams go like this.
28:53Whoa.
28:54And then we stopped and turned around and this huge cloud was fading and there was a pickup truck just sideways in the road.
29:00Oh my God.
29:01Oh my God.
29:02Oh my God.
29:03With all this like powder or whatever slowly drifting away and then there was like a moment of silence between the both of us and then all of a sudden you heard the truck go.
29:10Whoa.
29:11And it started like spinning around.
29:12We were like, fuck.
29:13And then I just like totally cruised and went into an alley, got into a driveway, took my foot off the brake pedal, put it on the emergency brake and everyone ducked.
29:20And then you could just hear this truck slowly like.
29:24Oh my God.
29:26And it creeps by us right by the driveway and kept going.
29:31This is the Mad Max prequel that we never got to see.
29:34By the way, if you are keeping track at home, Reggie committed four crimes there.
29:38Stole, drive while intoxicated, created some other vehicular accident.
29:42And I don't know what the smoke out the window is, but that definitely is a crime.
29:46And look how successful he is now.
29:48Proud of you, bud.
29:49Do crimes.
29:50Don't get caught.
29:51That is a point to Aparna.
29:54Next secret.
29:55Who tricked their way into the top three of a competition?
30:00We don't know what the competition is.
30:01No.
30:02We don't know what the competition is.
30:03This is America.
30:04I feel like people would not question you because you seem sweet.
30:06You seem nice.
30:07You don't seem like a liar.
30:08But again, what type of competition?
30:10Because I didn't do anything competitively.
30:11Arm wrestling.
30:12I tricked my way.
30:14I had a fake arm.
30:16Yeah.
30:17With a hydraulic, like assisted, but makeup covered exoskeleton.
30:21This is like one worm.
30:23One giant.
30:24Special effects are incredible these days.
30:26Well, who's tricky amongst you?
30:28Who's a trickster?
30:29Polly.
30:30Polly.
30:31Trickster?
30:32Maybe.
30:33Yeah, am I a trickster?
30:34I mean, look, sure.
30:35I love a prank.
30:36I love a...
30:37You and I have done a prank.
30:38We've done pranks.
30:39We've done Christmas pranks together.
30:40Yes, we've elfed people.
30:41Now, that's for different episodes.
30:43Maybe there'll be another clue coming up.
30:45I can't reveal too much.
30:46Okay, okay.
30:47I think it's Kulap.
30:48Competitive.
30:49Yeah.
30:50You think I'm competitive?
30:51I do.
30:52Oh, okay.
30:53Well, she is in the lead.
30:54Oh, yeah.
30:55She's killing us.
30:56Let's get our guesses in then.
30:57Kulap, we'll start with you.
30:58Paul.
30:59Aparna.
31:00You're guessing Paul?
31:01I'm gonna go Kulap.
31:03Paul.
31:04I'm gonna go Aparna.
31:06Okay.
31:07Reggie?
31:08I think Kulap.
31:09All right.
31:10Will the person who tricked their way into the top three of a competition, please take
31:14a sip of their drink.
31:19Wah, wah, wah, wah.
31:20Oh!
31:22Oh!
31:23Pew, pew, pew.
31:24Pew, pew, pew.
31:25Why?
31:26Believe it or not, I went to kind of a nerdy high school.
31:29Okay, come on.
31:30In ninth grade, everyone had to enter the science fair.
31:33And I was assigned to this group of two other girls.
31:37One of them was kind of nerdier like me.
31:39The other girl was popular.
31:40She was actually a cheerleader.
31:42Oh!
31:43Anyway, we did this project.
31:44We had water samples and we basically had bacteria in them and we were injecting a chemical
31:49into the water, gradually increasing the amount to see if it affected the population
31:54of the specimen.
31:55We were taking turns entering the chemical and then we had like a holiday break.
32:00Mm-hmm.
32:01So we had to take them home.
32:02The popular girl hadn't really done anything up to that point.
32:04Yeah.
32:05So we were like, you know what?
32:06You're gonna take the samples home.
32:07Oh, no.
32:08You're gonna do it.
32:09I know.
32:10Bad idea.
32:11She left them outside during tennis practice and they all died.
32:14Oh.
32:15Damn, she's cheerleading and she's playing tennis?
32:17I mean, you gotta love her.
32:19She's cool.
32:20That's cool.
32:21The fact that we would not tell anyone and we would just make up the rest of our data.
32:26Oh.
32:27And then you placed.
32:28We placed third.
32:29Wow.
32:30That's fair though.
32:31That's fair.
32:32That's why I don't believe in science.
32:33It's all faked.
32:34They didn't even think to, their due diligence, the fact that we still won even though-
32:38Do you think the high school science fair has the same level of due diligence as the
32:42scientific community at large?
32:43It should.
32:44It should.
32:45I also went to a kind of school like that and we had to do the science fair every year.
32:48Yeah.
32:49And absolutely every single year I came up with a terrible science experiment.
32:52Never even did the experiment.
32:53What?
32:54Made up all the data.
32:56Really?
32:57Every single year.
32:58Really?
32:59I cannot believe you out tricked me.
33:02But I never placed.
33:03They knew it was fake.
33:05I did a science fair one time where I tested the effects of STDs on high school population.
33:11So I gave STDs to most of the kids and they were resilient.
33:17Resilient.
33:18You didn't make up any of the data.
33:19Didn't make up any of the data.
33:20That was a fully realized thing.
33:22That is a point to Paul.
33:24Next secret.
33:25Who was in a gang that got broken up by their school?
33:28That's gotta be you with the trenches.
33:30Oh, he's already drinking.
33:31Yeah, the trench coat over there.
33:32Yeah.
33:33Trench coat gang.
33:34Anyone grow up in LA?
33:35Because that is a true thing.
33:36Yeah.
33:37I grew up in Minnesota.
33:38Yeah.
33:39There you go.
33:40But there was gang activity.
33:41I got in trouble with that.
33:42But nothing that I...
33:43Sorry, what?
33:44Wait, you got in trouble?
33:45Sorry, what?
33:46Wait, did you get a slip?
33:47I guess you.
33:48Well, okay.
33:49I have gotten in trouble in gang related things.
33:51Like, let's just say for some reason I befriended someone who was the head of the Lao,
33:57because I'm Lao, Bloods.
33:59And he would call me.
34:00Lao Bloods.
34:01Lao Bloods.
34:02From jail.
34:03Wow.
34:04What was he talking to you about on that jail phone?
34:07And it was weird, because it wasn't even, like, romantic.
34:10It did lead to a crime, though, because when he came out...
34:16What?
34:17I was working at Macy's at the time.
34:19Oh, wow.
34:20Gets pasta.
34:21Gets pasta.
34:22Gets pasta.
34:24He did a homemade tattoo for some girl, and he took the last two checks of her mom's
34:30checkbook, and then me and his girlfriend did a shopping spree, which of course I got busted.
34:36Wow.
34:37And of course I had to pay restitution.
34:39But that has nothing to do with this.
34:41I can't believe that plan didn't work.
34:43Wow.
34:44Because this gang was broken up by the school.
34:47And that gang, I think, still exists.
34:49Kind of a school.
34:50So they're doing fine.
34:51I feel like I was always the one that didn't get picked for groups.
34:55And I don't mean that, like, I don't mean...
34:58I don't mean that.
35:00No, you know what I mean?
35:01Like, in...
35:02You don't have insecurity about it.
35:03Yeah.
35:04No, I'm fine.
35:05Let's get our guesses in then.
35:07Who was in a gang that got broken up by their school?
35:11Paul, who do you think?
35:12Oh, Kulop.
35:13Aparna?
35:14I feel like Paul has deflected a lot.
35:16I'm gonna say Paul.
35:17Okay.
35:18Kulop?
35:19I think right after the incident that Reggie talked about, the cops got involved and broke
35:25you guys up.
35:26Oh.
35:27Oh.
35:28That's pretty good, actually.
35:29Oh, that's true.
35:30Reggie?
35:31I think it's Paul.
35:32Paul.
35:33Paul.
35:34All right.
35:35The person who was in a gang that got broken up by their school, please take a sip of their
35:41drink.
35:42Not too much, though, Paul.
35:43Just a little bit.
35:44Paul, it's you.
35:45Is it you, Paul?
35:46How dare you?
35:47Oh!
35:48Good job, Reggie.
35:49Well, well.
35:50Good job, Reggie.
35:51I can tell when you're like, oh, I'll cool up.
35:54Yeah.
35:55Tell us.
35:56I was in a gang called the Blood Brothers in sixth grade.
36:01No relation to the Loud Bloods.
36:03No relation to the Loud Bloods.
36:04That's the city, yeah.
36:05In Long Island.
36:06Here's the thing.
36:07So it was a group of friends and I guess the teachers had said something like, they hang
36:13out too much, they're like in a gang.
36:16And so my friend got his mom to make us shirts.
36:21So we all had matching shirts with a skull and a snake coming out of the skull with a knife
36:28through the center of it.
36:29And then the back was kind of like a press on letters and it said Blood Brothers in red.
36:35And we were like, yeah, we are a gang.
36:37No, we were not a gang.
36:38No crimes were committed.
36:40This is you and how many guys?
36:41Four guys.
36:42Four guys.
36:43Four guys wearing Blood Brothers matching shirts.
36:46We were then all brought into the headmistress, the principal's office, whatever you would
36:50say.
36:51And they said, this gang has disbanded.
36:52You have to give us the shirts.
36:54Not in that moment, because that would have been weird if we all took off our shirts in
36:58that office.
36:59We went home, took off the shirts, then brought them back in the next day and had to give
37:03them to the principal.
37:04And she said, I will give these back to you when you graduate.
37:07And she never did.
37:08Whoa.
37:09That's a crap.
37:10And then we fucking murdered her.
37:12Bam, bam, bam.
37:13Damn.
37:14It's very funny to say to someone, this gang is disbanded.
37:17It's like, oh, shoot.
37:18Oh no.
37:19Somebody's mom stayed up all night making those shirts.
37:22I love that mom, by the way.
37:24Who knows?
37:25They were gone.
37:26I want to be that mom.
37:27Yeah.
37:28Were you doing anything that seemed gang-y?
37:29No.
37:30No.
37:31We were just hanging out in the playground together.
37:32That's it.
37:33That is points to Aparna and Reggie.
37:35Yeah, finally.
37:36Yeah, yeah.
37:37All right.
37:38Who bombed for two hours straight?
37:40What kind of show would you have to do two hours?
37:43Pulsier did a human giant MTV 24-hour show.
37:48That was not a bomb.
37:49That was one of the highlights of my career.
37:51I didn't mean to be.
37:52Ah, wow.
37:53Pull up.
37:54Now that I heard my sound.
37:55A lot of great people on that show.
37:57I like if you're hosting something, you could say you bombed for two hours.
38:01Reggie music?
38:02Could that kind of go long?
38:04Yeah, I guess, but I don't think.
38:06I've never seen Reggie bomb.
38:07I know.
38:08Like that's the thing about like, you have like this magical ability that I feel like if the audience was against you, they would come around.
38:16I've never seen people be let down by you.
38:19But maybe they came around hour three.
38:21There you go.
38:22Not a laugh was to be had in two straight hours.
38:27We can all be put in a situation where the only option is failure.
38:31Like we could be bombing through no fault of our own.
38:34Oh, sure.
38:35Let's get our guesses in then.
38:36That's true.
38:37Who bombed for two hours straight?
38:39Reggie, who do you think?
38:40I think it might be Paul Paul.
38:42Kulop?
38:43Paul.
38:44Paul?
38:45Aparna.
38:46Aparna?
38:47Yeah.
38:48Paul.
38:49The person who bombed for two hours straight, please take a sip of their drink.
38:53Go ahead, man.
38:54Oh.
38:55Oh.
38:56Oh.
38:57Oh.
38:58Oh.
38:59You said unbombable.
39:02Paul really threw everyone off.
39:04I know.
39:05Reggie said.
39:06I was in Amsterdam at Boom Chicago.
39:07Okay.
39:08And I was doing my solo thing there.
39:10The owner knew that I liked edibles.
39:12He went to this place called Dolphin, got me a cupcake.
39:15And so I ate it and it was really delicious.
39:18So I ate the whole thing.
39:19And then he came back and he's like, oh yeah, for the cupcake, just do half of it.
39:23Come on.
39:24Or a quarter to a half.
39:25And I was like, lead with that.
39:26Cool.
39:27You can't make edibles too delicious.
39:28You gotta put it in the broccoli.
39:30I know.
39:31I cannot.
39:32Tell someone that when you hand them the edible.
39:33I know.
39:34Come on now.
39:35Just say it on the label.
39:36How many milligrams was it?
39:37I think.
39:38Oh no.
39:39I think it was probably like 80.
39:42Oh my God.
39:43That's the thing too, is like Amsterdam, whatever your knowledge is of drugs, you have to be
39:49like, oh, it's upped.
39:50It's upped here.
39:51I think.
39:52I think that's fair to say.
39:53I think that they kind of, they have a mature cannabis usership.
39:56Yeah.
39:57Tolerance.
39:58Yeah.
39:59Now why are we eating even half before show?
40:00Because I love doing an edible before I go on.
40:03Oh.
40:04So I'm starting sober.
40:05Yeah.
40:06And then it starts to change.
40:07Got it.
40:08And then that creates new contexts.
40:09Oh.
40:10Yeah.
40:11And then I just started losing everybody.
40:14Oh.
40:15Like I was saying things, but I was so disconnected from what I was saying, large chunks of time
40:20would disappear.
40:21So when I realized how long I had been on stage, it was like two and a half hours.
40:25Whoa.
40:26Whoa.
40:27Now did you bomb or did you think you bombed?
40:29I think I bombed because when I got off stage, my good friends were there and I was like,
40:33hey, and I had an uncertain vibe about me because I was like, I don't know how I did.
40:37And I was like, hey, what's up?
40:38And they're just like, hey.
40:40Oh, no.
40:41And I was like, yeah, that felt really weird.
40:43And they're like, yeah, that was pretty weird.
40:44I just watched you perform for two and a half.
40:46Yeah.
40:47They're like, yeah, that was pretty weird.
40:48We watched you perform in Oppenheimer.
40:50I mean, that's how I, you know.
40:52How are you feeling now?
40:53I feel awesome and I feel supported.
40:55That is three points for Reggie.
40:57It's closing time.
41:00Let's look at our final scores.
41:02We have Paul with three points.
41:05I've already lost.
41:06I already know Kulap has five.
41:07Karnam with four points.
41:09Oh my goodness.
41:10Kulap does have five points.
41:13Wow.
41:14But Reggie has six points.
41:16Wow.
41:17Today's winner is Reggie Watts.
41:20Reggie.
41:21Grant, tell him what he's won.
41:22Lily, Reggie will be getting a dirty laundry apron.
41:25Ooh.
41:26Wow.
41:27That's it for Dirty Laundry.
41:29I've been your host, Lily Du.
41:31Here's hoping you become a regular.
41:33Bye.
41:34Bye.
41:37We aren't the only ones with wild stories.
41:39This one comes to us from Jade.
41:41They write,
41:42My boyfriend is a big gamer and he used to have a bad habit of peeing in bottles
41:46and leaving them around rather than getting up to use the bathroom.
41:50One morning, I was taking my meds and since my water bottle was empty, I looked around for
41:55something to chase it down with.
41:57Dangerous.
41:58Seeing an open can of soda, I took a big gulp and instantly realized it tasted off.
42:04At first, I suspected the soda had somehow gone bad, but since I had expensive pills in
42:09my mouth, I had no choice but to swallow.
42:12The bad, musky, gross taste hit the back of my throat and that's when it clicked for me.
42:18I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
42:20Hey Jade, you don't always have to swallow.
42:23You can spit, even if it's pills.
42:25I do not talk to you.
42:28We will take care of the other.
42:30However, I will take care of the gods to ignore them, even if it's pills.
42:38We'll do it.
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