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00:01Tonight, there's a brunch brewing.
00:04You will be dating someone new.
00:07Today, now.
00:08Where the dates get twisted.
00:10You can eat your pie.
00:11And you can go to the gym.
00:12And I can eat you.
00:14And Sam gets busted.
00:16Me and Sam went for a little friendly drink.
00:18You sneaky little bastards.
00:21As our celebs.
00:22You shouldn't be thinking with your dick.
00:24I wasn't thinking with my dick.
00:25Go!
00:26It's impolite, far more embarrassing and disrespectful.
00:29Dating!
00:30Holy shit!
00:32Calm down, Keza.
00:41Welcome to Celebs Go Dating,
00:43where the team at Love HQ have hauled their asses into work early for once.
00:48Because, yep, the brunch is back, bitches!
00:51Which means maximum chance of a celebrity meltdown,
00:54but minimum chance for a pre-work natter.
00:56Get to work, Branson.
00:58T, how busy is our day?
01:00Well, jolly busy if you factor in the brunch.
01:03But I've just shoehorned in one new arrival.
01:06Donna Preston.
01:08Oh my goodness.
01:09So excited!
01:10Yes!
01:11She's a star.
01:12And I've heard that she's quite sex positive.
01:14Oh yeah.
01:15She is!
01:16So I feel like I really want to go in and discover her.
01:20Oh, I can't wait!
01:21This is so exciting.
01:22She's jolly nearly here.
01:24I know.
01:25So I'm going to go and greet her.
01:26Okay, please do.
01:27Please do.
01:28So much love, loves.
01:30Mwah!
01:31Oh my gosh.
01:32This is really exciting.
01:33I just think she's going to bring a whole fresh energy to the agency
01:37and I'm really curious to know why she's here.
01:40She wants a boyfriend, Anna.
01:41Come on.
01:42And here she comes.
01:44Sporting a leather jacket, brolly combo like Sandy from Greece on a Southend day trip.
01:49It's comedy actress Donna Preston.
01:55Hello, celebrity dating agency.
01:57It's Donna.
02:02I don't think I've ever been in love.
02:04I think there's someone out there for me, but I just can't be bothered to swipe anymore,
02:09babe.
02:10I'm getting arthritis.
02:12I think I'm still single because I don't really date.
02:18This is, I think this is my problem.
02:21If someone's not stimulating my mind, I'm just not interested.
02:25I've got to have my next person just right.
02:29Like beans on toast.
02:30It just fits.
02:31You should try them on a potato waffle, dollop of brown sauce, wallop.
02:35Who needs a man?
02:36I'd like a guy who is kind, respectful, funny.
02:39I'm right here, babe.
02:40And it would really help if they're tall and have nice teeth.
02:43Never mind.
02:44As you are!
02:46Oh!
02:49My dear.
02:50I feel really emotional you're doing this to me.
02:52My dear.
02:53Stop!
02:54I am utterly enraptured that my old chum from drama school has joined the agency.
03:02It's been 9 and 15 years since I snuck a peek at her Viola and she hasn't changed a bit.
03:08I haven't seen my wife's Viola in months.
03:10Still, birthday coming up.
03:11You never know.
03:12Do you know what?
03:13I've recently found out that I'm five foot four.
03:16What did you think you were?
03:18Five six.
03:19Oh, gosh.
03:20I know.
03:21And a small cervix.
03:23I can't believe it, Tom.
03:25I hope she washed her tape measure.
03:27Oh.
03:28What is this?
03:29What is this?
03:30I think you're going to be summoned.
03:31Hello?
03:32Hi, Tom.
03:33Is Donna ready for us?
03:34Yes, indeed she is.
03:36Yeah, I don't want to go yet.
03:37Indeed she is.
03:38Great.
03:39Send her out.
03:41Farewell.
03:42Oh, my love.
03:43No, I'm not going yet.
03:44We've not caught up.
03:45It's consultation time.
03:47Can we have one more squeeze before you go?
03:50Here we go, Tom.
03:51This is my good luck one.
03:52Thank you, my angel.
03:53Not that you need it.
03:55It's going to be undiluted pleasure.
03:58I hope I get a man, you know.
04:00I'm actually really excited.
04:02Full steam ahead, darling.
04:03Full steam ahead.
04:04Love you.
04:05See you in a bit.
04:06Love you, too.
04:07Bye, baby.
04:09I'm really excited to know more about Donna.
04:11Yeah, from what I've seen is she presents very confidently,
04:15and when someone presents that way,
04:17I always question, is that a performance
04:20or is that authentic?
04:22Fair.
04:23There she is.
04:24Welcome in.
04:27Hello.
04:28Donna.
04:29How are you?
04:30Welcome, welcome.
04:32We are thrilled that Donna is here at the agency with us,
04:35but as a late arrival, we have less time,
04:37so we need to get to know the real Donna right away.
04:40What are you looking for?
04:42Erm, I'm looking for someone who I can connect with on an easy level,
04:49where you can talk for hours about anything and everything.
04:55Someone who supports you, I would support them 50-50.
04:58It's all about that, you know.
05:00That sounds like a friendship to me.
05:02Oh, and, babe, of course, amazing sex.
05:05Friends that bang.
05:07Get all the sex toys out and use them together.
05:11Is sex positivity important to you?
05:13Yeah, yeah.
05:14I didn't think I'd be discussing my sex life in front of gorgeous Paul so soon.
05:20Oh, well.
05:21Might as well jump in with both feet.
05:23I just like to say yes to things.
05:26And if it doesn't work for me, then we'll try something else.
05:30You know.
05:32Like pegging.
05:33I started pegging, like, last year.
05:36I had to stop last year.
05:37The old piles took a pounding.
05:38And I really enjoy that.
05:40Yeah, just nod, Paul.
05:41Dr T's got this one.
05:42Having a penis.
05:43Great.
05:44I strapped that on and I'm ready to go.
05:47I think Paul's about ready to go home.
05:49Because I've got the power with my penis.
05:53They've always had the power.
05:55You know.
05:56Yes.
05:57Sometimes sex can be like ram, ram, ram, ram.
05:58And, you know, it's not great.
06:00But I tell you what, I'll tease you with my frigging cock this time.
06:05Paul?
06:06Paul?
06:07Say something, Paul.
06:09Mmm.
06:10Mmm.
06:11That's interesting.
06:12Oh, thank God.
06:13I thought we lost him.
06:15Right ahead of his first agency brunch today,
06:18walking, talking, brick shithouse quiz man Mark
06:21is lumbering into a last minute blind date.
06:24Big boy.
06:28On the advice of Dr Tara,
06:29and you should always listen to Dr,
06:30I will be trying to flirt.
06:32I might need a sit down in a darkened room afterwards
06:35recovering from the mental strain of it.
06:37Like me after a big poo.
06:38On a scale of 1 to 10 of an 8 for nervous,
06:40you never know what's coming through the,
06:42behind the curtain as it were.
06:43It's the unknown.
06:45Worst case scenario,
06:47five foot nothing vegan.
06:50Well, here comes Deanne now, pint sized and fairy pink.
06:56Will she like dairy or will the beast kick up a stink?
07:00I'm five foot two.
07:02And how do you feel about plant based food?
07:04My ideal man is tall.
07:06Tick.
07:07And he's more masculine.
07:10Ooh, rosemary salt fries.
07:12You've ruined it.
07:13Loaded fries is obviously the masculine option.
07:15Rosemary's for pussies.
07:17Hello.
07:18Hello.
07:19Hello.
07:20The beast rises.
07:21Hello, I'm Mark.
07:22I'm, I'm Deanne.
07:23Hello, Deanne.
07:24Nice to meet you.
07:25Please have a seat.
07:27He'd pull it out for you, but it's at shin level.
07:29Wow.
07:30Very impressive.
07:34Wow.
07:35Very, um...
07:37Completely tongue-tied here, etc.
07:39It's a...
07:40Come on, Mark.
07:41Get it together.
07:42I take it you know a little bit about me, so it's a...
07:46Not a lot, no.
07:47Burn!
07:49I don't really watch The Chase.
07:51I'm not like you.
07:52I'm not like a genius, so...
07:54OK.
07:55I wouldn't be able to answer many of the questions.
07:58Deanne hasn't watched The Chase, which might be a problem,
08:01but actually I think it could be a plus.
08:03It means she's got no preconceived ideas.
08:05And let's face it, she is very attractive.
08:08So what is it you do then, Deanne?
08:10Yeah.
08:11So I do semi-permanent make-up.
08:12That's the lipstick?
08:14No, it's eyebrows.
08:16Yes.
08:17Lip tattoo.
08:18Oh, thank you.
08:19Yes, please.
08:20So, cheers.
08:21Cheers.
08:22Well, that explains why you look so good then, or whatever,
08:25obviously with your background.
08:27Ooh, is that a flirty comment?
08:28Go on, Mark.
08:31No bags under the eyes.
08:33Clear, firm skin.
08:34Obviously the lips are very good.
08:36There's no wrinkles under the chin.
08:38Yeah.
08:39All right, Mark.
08:40It's not a structural survey.
08:42I'm trying my best to be complimentary.
08:45But it's amazing.
08:48Hello there.
08:49So you're ready to order foods?
08:51Can I have some halloumi fries,
08:55and can I have a side salad with that, please?
08:58That's very disciplined of you.
09:00Way more disciplined than I'm going to be.
09:02Can I have to steak an ale pie, please?
09:04There you go.
09:05How's that for masculine, Deanne?
09:07I'm a pescatarian, so...
09:09Mark, don't blow this.
09:11She's not a full vegan, mate.
09:13She eats things with eyeballs and guts.
09:15They just swim.
09:16Give her a chance, big man.
09:17As the beast fishes for the right words, over at the agency,
09:20Dr. Tara and Paul are getting to the meat and bones
09:22of the donna wheel.
09:23How much experience do you have in dating?
09:26I mean, I've gone on maybe sort of 20 or 30 dates in my life.
09:38I have been in long relationships, though.
09:41But I have given up over the past year.
09:44So now it's more of a...
09:47Do you want to come round?
09:49Is that satisfying to you?
09:51Not particularly.
09:52But sometimes you just need that body next to your body.
09:55The previous relationships have been an absolute disaster.
09:58I think that's why I just like to shut off my emotion
10:04and have the friends with benefits.
10:06You know, there's so much that we have to explore with you.
10:09Yeah, sorry, I'm going to lie to his.
10:10No, no, no.
10:11Help me!
10:12We love this. We love it.
10:13We do.
10:14I can see Tara leaning in like,
10:16we're very excited to work with you.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Okay.
10:20I think the moment you said pegging, Tara was lit up.
10:22Hello.
10:23My girl.
10:24Yeah, she was like, this is going to be my favourite student right here.
10:27I'll bring the briefcase in next week.
10:29Oh, you put yours in a briefcase.
10:31I'll wear mine round my neck on a chain.
10:33I always get a seat on the bus.
10:34All right.
10:35Well, we will see you at brunch.
10:36All right, my loves.
10:37Okay.
10:38Oh, I'm going to get my lashes on and my Spanx.
10:39Here we go.
10:40Fabulous.
10:41Thank you so much.
10:42Bye.
10:43Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
10:46Bye.
10:47Bye.
10:48Bye, bye.
10:49Bye.
10:50Bye.
10:51Bye.
10:52Bye.
10:53with pretty-and-pink pescatarian Deanne.
10:55I guess he's got to fill that frame of his somehow.
10:58How did you feel when you first went on TV?
11:02Was you really scared?
11:04When the music started, my heart was beating so hard
11:09that I thought it was going to come out of my chest.
11:12Oh! I love history. I love culture.
11:15I don't know why, but I'm fascinated with World War II.
11:19I love everything to do with that.
11:21Everything. A bit much, innit? Nazis!
11:25I'm afraid I could bore for Britain on the subject, so...
11:27Please don't.
11:28Especially when we're round here,
11:29there's almost certainly a World War II tour of various kinds.
11:32Really?
11:33Well, you think about the places that got hit during World War II.
11:36Hello, gas mask on, he's going to take her on a tour of his bunker.
11:39A surprising common interest.
11:41She can pick my brains on the Blitz
11:43and I can pick her brains on beauty and fashion.
11:45So this is your skill, you reckon? You can dress people.
11:49You're a shopper.
11:50How would I style you?
11:52God, I hope she's not thinking full-on Gestapo uniform.
11:55I'd take away the shoulder pads.
11:57They're not shoulder pads.
11:59My man!
12:00And bear in mind, those are...
12:01Oh, my God!
12:01Those are smaller than they used to be.
12:06I mean, if you want, I'll happily take the...
12:08Take it off! Take it off!
12:11Look, so this is me.
12:13And we fucking love it.
12:14Drink it in.
12:15Without the aid of shoulder pads.
12:17See, that's better.
12:19That looks better without the jacket.
12:21You need to lose the jacket.
12:23I'm a style icon like you, I'll take that.
12:25The date's gone way better than expected.
12:28Deanna's great fun.
12:29Part of me thinks she's liking this,
12:31but let's face it, I can't read a woman with a road map,
12:34so I'm just praying she's enjoying it as much as I hope she is.
12:38This is the nervous bit.
12:41I'd love to see you again.
12:44I had a really lovely time with you,
12:47and I've really enjoyed your company.
12:50Oh, Mark really likes her.
12:51I'm nervous for him.
12:53Oh!
12:54And I would like to see you again.
12:56Yes!
12:57I was waiting for the bus in there at some point.
12:59You didn't.
13:00I've had a great time as well.
13:02Definitely.
13:03Oh, excuse me.
13:03It's all right.
13:04Don't burp now.
13:05Save that masculine, sexy shit
13:07for your trip to the Normandy landing beaches.
13:09He was a real gentleman.
13:11He was absolutely lovely.
13:14He really was.
13:15It's quite surprised me, really.
13:17You've been done, Kirk, Deanne.
13:19Oh, thank you very much.
13:20I think I need to show him how to dress properly.
13:23He's very box-like.
13:26He's a seven-foot shoebox with a brain like Einstein
13:29and a dick like Newton.
13:30I thought it was a really good first date,
13:33and I'll cheerfully say
13:34I'd love there to be a second date.
13:35Not that cheerfully, if I'm honest.
13:37Well, have a lovely afternoon.
13:40And you, let me guess, shopping?
13:42Yes, I am.
13:43Oh, Mark, that's just so romantic.
13:46Right now, find yourself a shitter
13:47and clear your bowels out for brunch, baby.
13:50Oh, God, you youngsters.
13:51What?
13:52Just try and have a laugh!
13:53Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
14:08And what have we got here?
14:10The celebs are all glammed up.
14:12Oh, a box like Mark has changed his shirt.
14:15Oh, and what's this?
14:16Is Keza getting married again?
14:17No, they're all about to face the agents
14:21and the music at our weekly cringe fest,
14:23otherwise known as brunch.
14:25Is brunch day again?
14:27What a handshake.
14:29You look lovely.
14:31The idea of seeing all my dates again
14:33is making me feel wonky.
14:35Is that because you've snobbed them all
14:36and been a bit of a menace?
14:38Think I'm going to enjoy this?
14:40Here they are.
14:40Uh-oh.
14:41Hello.
14:42Hello.
14:43Look at that screen.
14:44Hello.
14:45Oh, thank you.
14:47Hello, everybody.
14:48Hi.
14:50Celebrities, I want to welcome you.
14:52For many of you,
14:53this will be your second round of brunch.
14:55But before we get into the juicy bits,
14:58we've got news for you.
15:00They have to pay for their own pastries.
15:01Give you a hundred.
15:02There is a new face joining
15:04the celebrity dating agency today.
15:07Welcome to Donna Preston.
15:10I love Donna!
15:12Come and take the stand.
15:17Thank you, Sam.
15:18Thank you, Mark.
15:20Excellent.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:22Oh, it's a high seat.
15:23Buckle up, Donna.
15:24Yes.
15:24Buckle up.
15:25The dating journey has begun.
15:26Oh, I'm quite scared.
15:27I'm getting sweats on, actually.
15:29Well, you are wearing a rubber dress.
15:30Yes.
15:31OK, so most of you
15:32have been with us
15:33a couple of weeks now.
15:35For some of you,
15:35we have seen sparks fly.
15:39For some others of you,
15:40not so much.
15:41A bit of a mixed bag.
15:43Zero.
15:43So this is where us three,
15:44we're stepping in today.
15:46Are you guys dating too?
15:47I call dibs on pull.
15:49We're not dating,
15:50but we're stripping things back.
15:52And in just a few moments,
15:54you will be dating someone new.
15:58In a few minutes.
15:59Today.
15:59That's right.
16:00Today now.
16:01That's right.
16:01But there's a twist.
16:05We're doing it naked.
16:07You will all be blindfolded.
16:10And naked.
16:11How am I going to know
16:12if they're facey
16:13if I can't see their face?
16:15What's facey mean?
16:16You're going to have to judge them
16:17on the personalities, mate.
16:18Thank God we've got
16:19a mensa genius here.
16:21Today is all about chemistry,
16:24not appearance.
16:25Just real, raw connection.
16:28When we remove one of our senses,
16:30it means our other senses
16:31can take a bit more
16:32of a front row, okay?
16:33It's called sensory acuity.
16:35And that's what we want you to do
16:35is lean in to those other senses.
16:38So unfortunately for you, Louis,
16:40for this one,
16:41being facey,
16:43it's off the table.
16:44That's fine.
16:47Science says we judge people
16:49visually in seven seconds.
16:51So taking the visuals away
16:53will make the celebs
16:55step up their sensory game.
16:57Might.
16:58I think some of the celebs
17:00will really struggle
17:01with the blindfold
17:01and some will really enjoy it.
17:04Looks like Mark's firmly
17:06in the struggling camp.
17:07You're not a ninja turtle, mate.
17:09I'm a little bit nervous
17:09about the blindfolded blind date.
17:12It's one thing to do it
17:12with someone you know,
17:13but to do it with someone
17:14you have no idea who they are,
17:15that makes me a little bit nervous.
17:17I like mystery
17:18and this is quite exciting.
17:20But my eyes are normally
17:22what gets the boys.
17:23Liv, tits and teeth.
17:24I'm actually going to have to.
17:25I've got no tits.
17:27What's Louis been staring at
17:28for the last two and a half weeks then?
17:29Eyes closed,
17:30heart open
17:31and let's bring on
17:33the dates.
17:34Yo, this is fuck!
17:38And here they come,
17:40the newest bevy
17:41of hand-picked hotties.
17:42All dressed to impress,
17:44which is going to do
17:45fuck all for their chances today.
17:46Still, let's hope
17:47their chat is good.
17:48Hello.
17:52How you doing?
17:53How you doing?
17:53I'm good, thank you.
17:54Hello.
17:55Hey.
17:55This is so bizarre,
17:56you can't see me
17:57so I can't really say hello.
17:59I mean, you can.
17:59Just say hello.
18:00Hi, but do I handshake?
18:02Should we shake?
18:02Let's handshake.
18:03So lovely to meet you.
18:04Hello.
18:05I'm Damien.
18:06Oh, two hands.
18:07Strong start, day dog.
18:08What's your name?
18:09My name is Furkan.
18:11I'm Turkish.
18:12You're Turkish?
18:12It's a bit of a different name.
18:14OK.
18:14You all right?
18:15You've arrived.
18:16I've arrived.
18:17I'm here.
18:18I'm in shining armor.
18:19This is weird.
18:20Yeah.
18:21What's your name?
18:22What's your name?
18:23Jordan.
18:23Jordan.
18:24Hi, Jordan.
18:24I'm John.
18:25Nice to meet you, too.
18:26Nice to meet you, too.
18:27You're wearing a blindfold,
18:28not a straitjacket.
18:29S-Club, relax!
18:30You nervous?
18:31Not too bad.
18:33You're very handsome,
18:34but there's something
18:34approachable about you.
18:36Someone likes a twisted blindfold?
18:38It's very kind of you.
18:39I mean, obviously,
18:40you can only be what you are,
18:42but hopefully,
18:43I'm a fairly even-tempered person.
18:45Until someone says
18:46Sidney's the capital of Australia,
18:48then he really loses his shit.
18:51Let's see if Donna
18:52and firm-handed Damien
18:53are hitting it off.
18:54What do you do?
18:56I'm an actor.
18:57Yes.
18:58What do you do?
18:58I am a hydraulics engineer.
19:00Whoa.
19:01Yes.
19:01What does that entail?
19:02Basically,
19:03our service lifts
19:04in train stations.
19:05I bet that's got
19:06its ups and downs.
19:08Tickets still available
19:09for my tour.
19:10Oh, right.
19:10Yes, I'm quite good
19:11at giving things
19:12a good service, so...
19:13Wow.
19:14Filth.
19:14Absolute filth.
19:16OK.
19:16Do you like the blindfold?
19:18Yeah, it's very sexy,
19:19very sensual.
19:19Is it?
19:20But I would prefer
19:20to see your beautiful eyes.
19:21Oh, that's very kind.
19:23So this is really weird.
19:24The blindfold
19:24is making it very odd.
19:26I don't know
19:26if he's being creepy
19:28or smarmy
19:29or complimentary,
19:31but I'll try anything once.
19:33So let's give it a go.
19:35Maybe Louis
19:35is getting the hang
19:36of this better
19:36with his match, Harrier.
19:38Can I fill your hair?
19:39Yeah, of course I can.
19:40Wait.
19:42Ooh.
19:43Curls?
19:44Mm-hmm.
19:44But where are the curls from?
19:46I'm Caribbean.
19:47I'm Jamaican.
19:47Hey, you're not done well.
19:51Do you like strawberries?
19:53Yeah, I do.
19:55Right, I'm going to feed you one
19:56and you've got to feed me one.
19:58All right.
19:58I'm not going to guide you,
19:59you just have to...
20:00I'm just taking it to your face?
20:01Yeah.
20:03You said I'm not going to guide you
20:04and then guided me.
20:06Yeah, she didn't fancy
20:07up her nostril.
20:08Wait, I'll do you.
20:09Yet.
20:12You smell real good.
20:14That's the strawberry, Louis.
20:15The difference on Louis on a date
20:18than Louis would get in the agency.
20:19Mm-hmm.
20:20Oh.
20:21Even the body language, though,
20:23it's just clear.
20:25Tell me what you're wearing.
20:27I'm wearing a white shoulder dress
20:30and then it's straight
20:31and then my left leg is out.
20:33Ooh.
20:33Yeah.
20:34While Louis gets all excited
20:36at the mere mental image
20:37of a bare thigh,
20:38Keza is getting stuck
20:39into her Turkish delight,
20:40Furkan.
20:41Furk me sexy.
20:43What do you do, love?
20:44I'm a music producer
20:46and I do social media.
20:48Okay.
20:48And what kind of music
20:49do you produce?
20:50I do house music,
20:51like a melodic house,
20:53progressive house,
20:54tech house, you know?
20:55Penthouse, funhouse,
20:56anything house.
20:58Right.
20:58So with the party stuff,
20:59EDM, you know?
21:02No, I don't know that.
21:03That's the dancing stuff,
21:04basically.
21:04Right, okay.
21:04It's like IB's
21:05or sort of stuff.
21:07I've just been to IB's,
21:08actually.
21:08How did you find it now?
21:09It's the beginning of the summer.
21:10It wasn't really my cup of tea,
21:12to be honest.
21:13This is way out of my comfort zone,
21:16but I guess the agents
21:17know what they're doing,
21:18so I'll give it a crack.
21:19I don't think I've ever
21:20been blindfolded before,
21:22although I might as well have been.
21:24You've seen half of the exes.
21:26Over to Sam,
21:27who's having a crack at his date,
21:28Hattie.
21:29Have you ever had a date
21:29like this before?
21:30No, funnily enough.
21:32I've never been sat in front
21:33of a blindfolded man.
21:34I know,
21:35this is like speed dating
21:36in Guantanamo Bay.
21:37What do you do in your spare time?
21:39So, I'm actually a trained opera singer.
21:41Shots up.
21:42She gets that a lot,
21:43I imagine.
21:45I think me and Hattie
21:45could get on.
21:46I've never wanted to bend
21:47the rules so much.
21:48I just want to have,
21:48like, one peep,
21:49but I can't.
21:51Right, let's see how
21:52S Club John's getting on
21:54with his date, Jordan.
21:55What do you do?
21:56I cut her.
21:57A gay hairdresser?
21:58Yeah.
21:58That's unheard of.
22:00We like to push the boundaries
22:01on this show.
22:02That's outrageous.
22:03So, when are you going
22:06to come to Merseyside
22:07and get your hair done?
22:08Is it a freebie
22:09or do I have to?
22:10Well, yeah,
22:10it can be free,
22:11but you can pay me in kind.
22:12It's entirely freebie.
22:14Ooh, flirty stuff.
22:15It's a good start.
22:16Have you ever been blindfolded?
22:18Yeah, I have actually.
22:20And that was the last time
22:21I got my hair cut
22:21in Merseyside.
22:23That's the right answer, yeah.
22:24I kind of like that sort of thing.
22:25I was going to say,
22:26this is not my first rodeo either,
22:28so I'm actually feeling
22:29kind of okay.
22:31This is definitely
22:32a really weird way
22:33to meet somebody
22:33for the first time,
22:34but Jordan sounds like
22:35a really playful lad,
22:36which I love.
22:37If he's rocking a beard,
22:39this could be game on.
22:40Are you beardy as well?
22:41Do you want to touch it?
22:42Yeah, I kind of do, actually.
22:44My hands are clean.
22:44I can't...
22:46Oh, it's a good one as well.
22:48Do you feel that?
22:49Yeah.
22:50That's...
22:50Hang on a minute.
22:53Hang on.
22:53No.
22:55No, hold up.
22:57Hang on a minute.
22:58No, I do.
22:59I've got a bit of a thing
23:00for keep it together,
23:03race club, John.
23:04Big, stupid beardy faces.
23:06And that's a very good...
23:08He's lost it.
23:09Bearded face.
23:10A very good chin, yeah.
23:12Very good beardy chin.
23:14He's not the only
23:15fuzzed-up jawline
23:16in this joint
23:16as Cherose
23:17is getting to know how Liv.
23:19I've never been in a relationship.
23:21Never, ever?
23:21No.
23:22No way.
23:22I find that hard to believe.
23:24I'll take that as a compliment.
23:25You've got lovely teeth,
23:26haven't you?
23:27Thanks.
23:27God, I just smile.
23:28Nothing beats
23:28a good old set of gnashers.
23:30It's weird,
23:30because obviously
23:31you'd probably normally
23:32look at my eyes.
23:32Yeah.
23:33I do have beautiful eyes.
23:35Yeah.
23:35It's a shame you can't see them.
23:36I don't like my own eyes,
23:38but I'm told they're nice.
23:39Really?
23:39Yeah, so I'll let you
23:40judge that one.
23:41You've got a nice voice.
23:42This is strange.
23:46I hate not being able
23:47to see Cherose,
23:48but he sounds cute
23:49and I'm getting good vibes.
23:51Maybe this blindfold
23:52isn't such a bad idea
23:53after all.
23:55Let's find out
23:56if things are hotting up
23:57over on Mark's date
23:58with Nadia.
23:59So, what's your sort of
24:00background or business, please?
24:02Oh, sexy talk.
24:03Get right on the LinkedIn page.
24:05I'm a beauty therapist
24:06and aesthetic practitioner
24:07of over 30 years.
24:09So you've got your own cell on it?
24:10I have my own at-home clinic.
24:12It was not too weird.
24:13You're welcome to check out
24:14my proud boast
24:15that I don't use any colour.
24:17You've got the most
24:17incredible hair colour then.
24:19I can see.
24:19It's just a little bit salty,
24:21but, you know,
24:22not more pepper.
24:23Well, I'll take that.
24:24If you told me a few weeks ago
24:26I'd be dating two beauticians
24:28inside 24 hours,
24:30I'd have said,
24:30you're having a laugh.
24:31If you'd have told me
24:32those two beauticians
24:33would have been complimenting
24:35me on my date,
24:35I'd have said,
24:36you're really having a laugh.
24:38So, have you got children?
24:39No, I haven't.
24:40I've got a cat
24:41and he's enough.
24:43What's your cat's name?
24:44Mr Biggs.
24:45Mr Biggs.
24:46Yeah.
24:46A nice big pussy.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:54Unbelievable.
24:55Yes.
24:55I'm sorry.
24:56Yes.
24:57So, would you say
24:57you've got a high sex drive?
24:59Oh, yeah.
24:59It's through the roof.
25:00Right.
25:01Sex clubs?
25:02Are you into that?
25:03Well, I've never tried one.
25:04All right.
25:05Threesomes?
25:05Threesomes, yes.
25:06I've done a fivesome.
25:07You've done a fivesome?
25:09Yes.
25:09Isn't that a gangbang?
25:12Well, I suppose you could call it that.
25:14How was that?
25:15It was good.
25:15It was good fun.
25:16Enjoyed it.
25:16Well, I found the whole event quite awkward.
25:18You were very greedy with the others.
25:20Yeah.
25:20Yeah.
25:20Started off with poker, strip poker.
25:23Right.
25:23And then ended up in mad, kinky, great sex, to be fair.
25:27Did you win any money?
25:29No money.
25:30I didn't win money, but I won.
25:31You won the vagina.
25:33I won the pussy.
25:34You won the pussy.
25:35Oh, God.
25:36Sure.
25:36Mum, if you see this big geesey called Damien turn up at your poker night, run.
25:42Run for the fucking hills.
25:43Welcome back to Celebs Go Blind Dating at brunch, where the agents are hoping some kinky eyewear
25:59will help this lot form deeper connections.
26:02So far, Louie's getting primal urges around Harriet.
26:05My favourite animal is probably a panda.
26:07I used to say pandas and koalas.
26:09Koalas have chlamydia.
26:10Oh.
26:10So do I, but I still do a good job.
26:12Donna's giving filth back Damien a run for his money.
26:15Anything you're into?
26:16Do you like getting pegged?
26:17Never tried it.
26:18Always start with a small one.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Then work your way up, I think.
26:21Right.
26:22Yeah, health and safety.
26:23Sam's trying anything to impress opera singer Hattie.
26:26I've actually got really small hair, but I have big hair.
26:28I suppose that makes you taller.
26:30Great.
26:31Meanwhile, Kerry's fella, Firkin, is looking at the positives.
26:33Of course, you're looking much better than I saw you on the previous videos.
26:36I've been checking some videos from probably a couple of years back, the last ones I saw.
26:40Thank you very much.
26:42I really appreciate that.
26:43You're welcome.
26:43Liv is copping a feel of brown-eyed boy Cherose.
26:46Are you flexing?
26:47You're really flexing.
26:48Definitely flexing.
26:49S Club John and old furry chops Jordan are also hitting it off.
26:53And quiz man Mark is ready with a killer question for his match Nadia.
26:58How tall are you?
26:58I am actually five foot four and in heels, I think five seven, five eight.
27:03That's my mutant superpower is you can wear heels wherever you like.
27:07I'm not going to get a venue.
27:08That's really handy.
27:09My superpower is being able to stuff a Terry's chocolate orange up my arse and pop out each
27:14segment individually.
27:15Anyway, time to check if the lack of facey time is holding back lover boy Louis.
27:20Let me feel your hand.
27:21Just to break down Louis' game.
27:27Please.
27:28So he said, I'm enjoying this.
27:30That was his signal to see how she would respond.
27:33Absolutely.
27:33Which now he knows he's got a green light to get more physical with the whole situation.
27:37So he's now going to push the envelope with her.
27:41I'm sure Anna and Dr. T are grateful for that bronze-planation.
27:45What colour are the nails?
27:46French.
27:47What colour are the French tippies?
27:48Of course.
27:49All right, what colour is the jewellery?
27:50Gold.
27:51Yeah, okay.
27:52Nice.
27:53I know you've got gold too, matching.
27:54I like that.
27:55Yeah.
27:55Not the white but the gold.
27:56It looks good on your skin.
27:57I already know it though.
27:59Shit.
28:00God.
28:01It's a good date, I think.
28:02He's a smooth bastard.
28:04In that time.
28:05In quick timing as well.
28:07I know.
28:07Made a good impression.
28:08Yeah.
28:09What was your name?
28:10Harriet.
28:11Harriet.
28:12And he was doing so well.
28:14I wasn't really sure at the beginning but this might be working.
28:18There's definitely something interesting between me and Harriet.
28:20I'm excited to see her face.
28:22Right, let's see how tighty-whitey shirt brothers, S Club, John and Jordan are getting on.
28:26Can you ride?
28:28Can I what?
28:30Can you ride?
28:31A what?
28:32Horses.
28:33Horses?
28:33Yeah, I can.
28:34Yeah, yeah.
28:35Polly.
28:35That's good because I can ride.
28:36You can ride?
28:37Yeah.
28:37I can do Bratback Lampton.
28:41We can do that in Wales.
28:47I was obsessed with Yellowstone, the TV show.
28:50It's got me in my head and anyone that's sort of like got a cowboy vibe are new ride horses
28:54as well.
28:54So that's, yeah.
28:56I've got a beard.
28:57And you've got a beard.
28:58It's an S Club John sex fantasy full house.
29:01Boom.
29:02This is almost a little bit embarrassing.
29:03The energy I'm getting from Jordan is amazing.
29:05And although I can't see him, I can definitely feel him.
29:08And he feels amazing.
29:10Saddle up, cowboy.
29:11Time to check in and see if Liv is getting the feels from Sharoes.
29:15So tell me, what do you do?
29:17I'm a Thai boxing coach.
29:19Are you?
29:20I am, yeah.
29:21Yes, I coach Thai boxing.
29:22I used to compete.
29:23Did you?
29:24Yeah, but I haven't competed for about six years.
29:26Really?
29:27Okay.
29:28Would you teach me some Thai?
29:29Of course.
29:30I'd love to.
29:31I'd absolutely love to.
29:32Should I be good at it?
29:33Do you know what?
29:34I'm quite strong.
29:35I love the gym.
29:36I used to dance.
29:37So did Anton De Bec, but I'll jab his massive head off.
29:40Dancers are strong, to be fair.
29:41Yeah.
29:42I was a ballerina, so, like, I'm very...
29:45Flexible as well?
29:45Yeah, flexible.
29:47Ah, a lot of muscle dexterity there.
29:48I wish I could see your reaction.
29:50What's what I'm saying?
29:53You've got an expressive voice.
29:54I feel like I'm making heavy eye contact, but I can't actually see it.
29:56Oh, yeah.
29:57It's weird.
29:58It's so weird.
30:00I'm finding this really easy, though.
30:02I thought I'd struggle.
30:03But you're easy to chat to, so.
30:04That's nice.
30:05I thought that this blindfold stuff would be a load of rubbish,
30:08but Sherrose has made this a great pleasure.
30:11He's clearly in good shape, and he has a lovely accent.
30:14I just really hope he's fit, too.
30:17Over to Filth Corner.
30:18I wonder if Damien and Donna have left the gutter yet.
30:21Take it you like the old tong down there, then?
30:23I guess not.
30:24On my...
30:25Your front bomb.
30:26Did Damien just say front bomb?
30:29No.
30:31Sometimes it could be OK.
30:34And sometimes it's not OK.
30:37Right, that's because you've never had mine.
30:38But mine would be very OK.
30:41This guy's something else.
30:42I swear his head's getting redder and redder.
30:44Right.
30:45Do we need to get a caution wet floor sign?
30:47Yes, please, because I've been sick four times.
30:49Help!
30:50Er, no, I'm good, babe.
30:52I'm all right.
30:53My wife just shut off now.
30:54As soon as he's just said that, I'm done.
30:57I'm out.
30:58And because I'm out, I'm just going to see what his kinks are.
31:01Just writing my book.
31:03Do you like roleplay?
31:04Roleplay, yes.
31:05I don't mind a bit of roleplay.
31:06Say, for example, if I was on the sofa,
31:09big dollop of gravy, bit of mash,
31:12and you're going to the gym.
31:13Well, if it's a Sunday, I'll join you.
31:16No, it's not a Sunday.
31:18It's a Monday.
31:18Are we roleplaying now?
31:20Well, you can eat your pie.
31:22Right.
31:22And you can go to the gym.
31:23And I can eat you.
31:26I'll just have the salad, thanks.
31:29Wow.
31:30You know, Donna, she's a fun girl.
31:32You know, she's got a great person.
31:33And I think she's a comedian.
31:34I mean, she hasn't cracked a smile once.
31:37You're very naughty.
31:40You're only over half of it.
31:41And that's still half too much.
31:44All right, everybody.
31:46Time's up.
31:47Time's up?
31:48Time flies when you're having fun.
31:52All right, then.
31:52It's a lovely, lovely to meet you.
31:54You too, my love.
31:56Nice to see you.
31:57Nice to speak to you too.
31:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:59Hopefully see you soon.
32:00Yeah, probably will still.
32:02It was nice chatting to you.
32:04That is so lovely to meet you.
32:06Bless you.
32:06It's so lovely to meet you.
32:07Please go home safe and look after yourself.
32:09No, this was really lovely.
32:12Bye.
32:12I'm going to see you later.
32:17Good to see you.
32:18If mine weren't facey, I'm going to be surprised.
32:21She was fucking amazing.
32:22Okay.
32:22Everybody blindfolds off, please.
32:27Welcome back.
32:28Was we here by ourselves the whole time?
32:32Well, that went very well.
32:33They all benefited from not having any visual cues.
32:37Now for the interesting part.
32:38Just how strong were those sightlet sessions when it comes to making a choice?
32:43So as the bar staff snaffle away any uneaten croissants and shift shares around, the agents
32:50gather the celebs together to dish out their next surprise.
32:53Okay, guys.
32:54I think it's fair to say that we found your blind dating interesting.
32:58Yeah.
32:58But we've got some news for you.
33:00We're not done yet.
33:02It's time to face the music, guys.
33:05It's time to get feedback from your dates this week.
33:10Fuck.
33:10Fuck yes.
33:13You will then have a choice on whether you wish to pursue either of the familiar faces
33:18or date the person you have met today blindfolded.
33:23Without seeing them.
33:24This is where shit gets real.
33:26And we're going to smear it all over your face and chest.
33:29Sorry, I took the metaphor too far.
33:31I blame Damien.
33:31All right.
33:33Please welcome the dateys.
33:37Oh, my gosh.
33:39They are ready for battle.
33:48The brunch battle.
33:51If we could have Louie step on up, please.
33:53Go on, Louie.
33:53Go on, Louie.
33:54There we go.
33:56Louie.
33:57Yeah.
33:57We consider brunches a place of pure honesty.
34:01On that note, let's invite up Jasmine and Nadia.
34:08Since twice dating, snogging and talking up a third date with Jasmine,
34:12Louie's been getting tongue-tied with anyone who's made eye contact,
34:15including Nadia.
34:16Nadia, this could get interesting.
34:19Nadia, how would you describe the date that you had with Louie?
34:23I honestly had such a good experience on our date.
34:28You surprised me a lot.
34:31So, did you two share a kiss?
34:33Mm-hmm.
34:34Yeah, we did.
34:36Uh-oh, Jasmine's fuming.
34:38All right.
34:38Now, Jasmine, who you've gone on two dates already with,
34:42when you left that second date,
34:46did you believe that you would have another date with Louie?
34:49Well, Louie asked us for a third date and we started a planet.
34:54You're not mine.
34:55You're not my property.
34:56But obviously, I'd hope you'd act accordingly.
34:59So, you shouldn't be going around kissing girls
35:02if you're trying to get with me.
35:06Can I not have two good dates, though?
35:09Like, is that, like, illegal?
35:11No, not at all.
35:11I feel like what Jasmine just said
35:14is one of her boundaries was you kissing.
35:17Kissing on another date is a no-go, then.
35:20Oh, mate, read the room.
35:21If you've got me, you should do everything to keep us.
35:24You shouldn't be, like, thinking with your dick.
35:26I wasn't thinking with my dick.
35:28Shit.
35:30I wasn't thinking with my dick.
35:31Logically, if you've got me, try and keep me.
35:35A kiss does not mean I'm thinking with my dick.
35:37You know, Lou, I'm curious.
35:42Do you feel like you broke any of Jasmine's boundaries?
35:45If I'm honest, no.
35:48And you might feel disrespected, but you haven't been disrespected.
35:51All right, so we're at the moment where you have to make a big decision.
36:00You can choose to go on that third date that you and Jasmine have started planning.
36:06Or you could go on a second date with Nadia.
36:09Or you can date Harriet, who you met today.
36:16Give me a second.
36:18Holy fuck.
36:22Hang on, is he consulting Big Ben?
36:26Fucking hell, Lou.
36:28Talk to him, Louie.
36:29Welcome back to Celebsco Brunching, where predictably things have turned ugly.
36:44Standing before Louie right now are two angry-faced women he's been snogging.
36:48This one and this one.
36:50And he's just had a literal blind date with this one.
36:53And now he's got to pick one of them to carry on dating.
36:58I'm scared.
36:59Louie, who would you like to see on another date?
37:07Um...
37:07I'm going to say fuck it.
37:11Wouldn't be the first time.
37:14And I'm going to go for the blind date.
37:16I don't think Jasmine's happy.
37:18Consum the heat in the kitchen.
37:21What, you think neck and two girls, a girl in Ibiza, live, me,
37:25and then choosing a girl that you've just met at the bar when you've already been on dates with a girl?
37:28You've only planned a third date.
37:30Mum's life, you're just popping off for no reason.
37:32I'll actually get hot.
37:33What, you get hot?
37:34Because you're being held accountable for your actions?
37:36I'm not letting you tell me that I haven't held my actions, because I have.
37:40What the fuck?
37:43Do you want, honestly, I'm glad.
37:45I'd rather know on the second date than the 12th with this.
37:49There we go.
37:50Yeah, there we go.
37:51There we go.
37:53All right, so let's bring down Harriet.
37:57Yay, Harriet!
37:59Yeah, just me then.
38:01Poor Harriet.
38:05Hurry up, Harriet.
38:06Fuck it now.
38:08Ah, look at those stairs.
38:09Hi, Harriet.
38:10Hello.
38:11Harriet, good to see you again.
38:12Hello, how are you doing?
38:14Hi.
38:15Louis has opted to ask you on a date.
38:22Yeah, why not?
38:23Super, super.
38:25Harriet is looking facey.
38:27I'm not going to lie, I'm excited for our date.
38:29But right now, I'm excited to get out of it, because Jasmine's pissed.
38:34How are you?
38:36OK, well, up next, we have Mark.
38:42Mark, can you talk?
38:45Earlier today, the Beast had a feast on a pre-brunch lunch munch with Deanne.
38:50He's just met but couldn't see the lovely Nadia.
38:53Hello.
38:55Hello.
38:55But his lady chase began early in the week on a snoozy date with Natalie.
38:59Oh.
39:00It was a little bit awkward, wasn't it?
39:02You did your own quite a few times, which makes you feel a little bit...
39:05Sorry about that.
39:06That's all right, that's all right.
39:08From my end, I didn't find there was any spark, and I got the feeling, yeah.
39:12A hundred.
39:13Oh, dear.
39:13At least he was fully conscious for Deanne.
39:17I was pleasantly surprised, because he's not my usual type.
39:22You're not someone I'd probably normally be with, but it worked really well,
39:26and I was enjoying it immeasurably.
39:28Big decision time.
39:30Would you like to go on another date with Natalie, with Deanne,
39:35or with someone you just had a blindfolded experience with, Nadia?
39:41Go on, beastie.
39:42Got to be the easiest question anyone's ever asked a gazer.
39:45I'm going to pick Deanne, please, if she'll have me.
39:48All right, well, Deanne.
39:49Yes, I would like to.
39:51Oh, there you go.
39:52The blindfolded date with Nadia was great fun, but I knew what Deanne looked like,
39:58and I wanted a second date with her, and certainty won out over taking a chance.
40:03Sam Prince, you're up.
40:05This is so bizarre, you can't see me.
40:07Sam couldn't see Hattie on his date just now,
40:10but he saw enough in his first date, Faye, to give her all the right signals.
40:14Maybe we should get a second date.
40:16I think I'd actually be open to that, Sam.
40:18Before giving the agents a whole lot of the wrong words.
40:22Could I see myself in a relationship with Faye?
40:24No.
40:25And even bendy backbone Jennifer wasn't impressing him much on his next outing,
40:30the double date with Liv.
40:31Wow.
40:33Faye, is there any connection between you and Sam?
40:35I think Sam's very attractive.
40:37Definitely a little fizz going on for you.
40:39Yeah.
40:39Okay, okay.
40:41This is a place of truth when you're in the agency, Sam.
40:44Oh, no.
40:45What did you say to us?
40:47You felt that this was...
40:50..probably more of a friendship?
40:53For sure.
40:53Mm-hmm.
40:54Yeah.
40:54Okay.
40:56Just so we're clear, does Sam at any point make you feel like he was interested in you, or...?
41:01He did ask me on a second date, yeah.
41:04Oh.
41:04So...
41:04And then as we said goodbye, he was, like,
41:09excited to see you.
41:13Hey, listen, we're having such a good time at the start.
41:15I think a few years ago, I'd have said, yeah, let's go for a lot of dates.
41:17Yeah, yeah.
41:17But could I see myself with you?
41:20I'm not sure I could, if I'm really brutally honest, and if that's too honest.
41:24Yeah, it feels like it is.
41:25A bit like telling your Nana, breath stinks.
41:27Apologies again, Nan.
41:28But fucking hell.
41:29Stick a minute in it.
41:30But why'd you ask Faye on a second date, then?
41:35In the moment, it felt right.
41:36Doing the thing in the moment just ends up leading people on.
41:42It's impolite to ask someone to go on a date and then tell them in front of a whole room of people
41:46that actually you were talking bullshit and you don't want to date her.
41:49That's far more embarrassing and disrespectful.
41:51To be fair, he didn't know you psychos were going to wheel her out in front of everyone.
41:57Jennifer, how was your date with Sam?
42:00I mean, it was fun.
42:01Yeah, I agree.
42:02Was there spark for either of you?
42:03For me, there wasn't a spark in that way.
42:06I mean, I don't think there's opportunity for that.
42:09Yeah.
42:09But, Sam, you have also just had a blind date with Hattie.
42:14Which out of the three ladies would you like to go on a date with?
42:19I mean, the body language ain't great for me, Sue, is it?
42:22I would love to meet Hattie and go on a date with Hattie.
42:24OK, let's meet Hattie.
42:30Hey, Hattie.
42:31Hattie, Sam, Sam, Hattie.
42:33Lovely to meet you.
42:34You too.
42:35Sam has selected you, Hattie, to go on a date.
42:38Is that something you would like to accept?
42:40Absolutely, yeah.
42:41Please go and join the celebrities and the other dateies.
42:42You're going on a date.
42:43Lovely to meet you.
42:44Hi.
42:45That was hideous.
42:46I've 100% learnt my lesson.
42:48Hattie, I'm intrigued to go on a first date.
42:52I wouldn't say 100% my type, but let's see what happens.
42:55Next in line to get picky is Liv.
42:58How has dating been for you?
43:00I think I've had successful dates.
43:02Well, she did just get touchy-feely with Cherose,
43:06but she wasn't exactly getting the feels on her first date with Nathan.
43:10And she seemed more interested in hanging out with Sam
43:12than Big Christian on her second date.
43:14And did the night end there for you?
43:22We ended the date, and then me and Sam went for a little friendly drink after.
43:26Yeah.
43:27You sneaky little bastards.
43:31No, it was literally just mates.
43:34Now, the decision is yours.
43:36Who would you like to go on another date with?
43:41Ooh, who's it going to be?
43:42I can't take the suspense.
43:43I'm going to take a risk in my gut and go on a date with Cherose.
43:50All right, well, let's welcome Cherose.
43:57Well, hi, Cherose.
43:59He's very nice, isn't he?
44:01Definitely made the right decision.
44:04Liv wanted to go on another date with you.
44:06Oh, look it.
44:07Fantastic.
44:08Thank you very much.
44:08Take a seat, Smiler.
44:11All right.
44:12You OK?
44:13You OK?
44:15Right, S Club John's up next.
44:17He recently had a first date with Ali and a second date with Jared.
44:21But now, after furry-faced cowboy Jordan's just ridden into town,
44:25these two are going to have their work cut out.
44:28So, Ali, if we may, give us a little flavour of how it went.
44:31Really lovely guy.
44:32Really sweet.
44:33I'm not sure if he got the same.
44:35I got the impression maybe his type is a bit different, potentially.
44:38For me personally, like you say, like, you're not really my type.
44:41There's no real spark for me there.
44:43Ouch.
44:43Jared, your date with John.
44:45We'd love to know how that went for you.
44:47Like, on the date, we chatted so easily.
44:49Towards the end, I think maybe it kind of dissipated a little bit.
44:52I was very clear on the date as well.
44:53I took your guys' advice and, you know, I was very clear with Jared
44:56that I didn't want to pursue the relationship.
44:59Which brings us on to the next bit, John.
45:01You've just had a blind date with Jordan.
45:03I have, yeah.
45:04Yeehaw!
45:04This is decision time now.
45:07I think maybe we have an inkling where this is heading.
45:09Maybe not, because it is over to you, John.
45:11Go on, stick a pie on them one more time.
45:15Yeah, I'm going to go for Beardy Jen.
45:18Go for Jordan.
45:19No hesitation.
45:20Straight in.
45:21Let me at him.
45:21Let's bring him down.
45:22Oh, yeah.
45:27Oh, yeah.
45:32Jordan.
45:33Jordan.
45:34Officially, you can meet John.
45:36John, Jordan.
45:37John, do you like what you see?
45:38Very much, yeah.
45:41Look at the eye contact.
45:43Oh, my God.
45:44Jordan comes down the stairs, and my first thought is, yes.
45:47Thank God he is so fit.
45:49Okay, Jordan, how did you find your date with John?
45:53Yeah, it was good.
45:54I just think it's a bit difficult to have a date with someone with a blindfold on, because
45:57you need to make a connection with your eyes.
45:59I think you can see that now.
46:01Yeah.
46:01I can't take my eyes off him, so...
46:04Ah, S Club John, the eye banger, returns.
46:08It's crazy.
46:10I mean, guys, I mean, we're feeling this.
46:12This is like, boom, boom, boom.
46:14Jordan, I mean, we do have to ask the question.
46:17I sort of feel like we all need to leave the room, actually, right now.
46:22But we'll do it officially.
46:24Would you like to go on a date with John?
46:25Definitely.
46:26I was going to say...
46:27I mean, don't let us keep going.
46:29Go, go, go.
46:30Join him.
46:30You guys, you guys, our work here is done.
46:40Our work here is done.
46:43Oh, my goodness, this is huge.
46:44In Ibiza, it was my mission to get John to a point where he felt comfortable to kiss somebody
46:50in public.
46:51He's only going to done it.
46:55Holy shit!
46:58Oh, my God.
46:59Hold on for a second.
47:00Wait, what's this, Paul?
47:02I always bust a bubble.
47:03What's happening?
47:04Have we run out of pastries?
47:06Paul!
47:07We'll have to find out...
47:09Tomorrow night!
47:12Shit.
47:13When the shocks keep coming...
47:15We've actually kept in touch.
47:17What?
47:17Wow.
47:18What?
47:19And after the painful pickings...
47:22You do look like my dad.
47:23Well, you could have called me daddy.
47:25Oh!
47:26They'll find out if their dates shape up.
47:29Have you ever knocked anyone out?
47:30I've stopped people before, yeah.
47:32Wow.
47:32I think you're really nice.
47:34I love being in a van.
47:36It's like a shit roller coaster.
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