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00:00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:00:30Mooji
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00:01:06I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff. I am only interested in getting our property back. And getting rid of their agent permanently.
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00:02:18What?
00:02:19John.
00:02:29What?
00:02:30I'm going to kill you, man.
00:02:31Where are you?
00:02:48Oh, what a waste.
00:02:56Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Berner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:18I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:23Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:31When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:56So little time to play
00:05:01I guess it's just my love
00:05:04And I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:08I'm living on the edge
00:05:13And you're just standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:22With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:51I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:03Truly ever
00:06:05Truly ever
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:09With you
00:06:13I'm living on the edge
00:06:24Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:34With nowhere left to go
00:06:37And one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you two were through again
00:07:10Listen why don't you just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14Waiting for the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well hi yo
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card
00:07:28Python
00:07:28No Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job
00:07:36Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know Python
00:07:53It's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hot shot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh is that a fact colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you it is
00:08:05Gentlemen
00:08:05I believe we have a job to do
00:08:08All right
00:08:09Just run it down Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me to explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest of
00:08:30Interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:47Stop
00:09:13Stop
00:09:15I don't know.
00:09:45Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:02Well, hello, Jake.
00:10:03Let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:15Oh, my God.
00:10:45Oh, Jack, I'll give you your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:06Oh, just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang out of this one.
00:11:27Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:29Here, take an end of this, will you?
00:11:32Here, take an end of this.
00:11:34Ready, take an end of this one.
00:11:35Hey.
00:11:36Here, take an end of this.
00:11:39Here.
00:11:40Here.
00:11:41Here.
00:11:42Here, here.
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00:15:06guitar solo
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00:16:36Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:40Banner's made it into the compound
00:16:41where the Cubans are storing that
00:16:43JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47That guy for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there
00:16:59is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script
00:17:05and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just this plan.
00:17:09All right, let's go.
00:17:39You're right.
00:17:48I'm not sure.
00:17:49You're right.
00:17:49Let's go.
00:17:50Let's go.
00:17:51Let's go.
00:18:25Stephen, hurry.
00:18:37Shit.
00:18:51Stratvis Hebrew banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:57Too bad.
00:18:59Our big visit will be short.
00:19:04American pig.
00:19:06What the hell is he to now?
00:19:10Jeez.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir.
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:17Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right.
00:19:32Just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:35Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yes.
00:19:38I know the drill.
00:19:40Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jammy unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:56Out.
00:19:56Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:17Patateschessky!
00:20:18Mucha patateschessky!
00:20:23General, you know what the budget cuts that our government's doing.
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not short!
00:20:46Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:49Put it up!
00:20:49Put it up!
00:20:50Put it up!
00:20:51Get, boss!
00:20:51Manda, manda!
00:20:52Rumbloom!
00:20:53Put it up!
00:20:53Put it up!
00:20:54Hey!
00:20:54Come on, get out of there.
00:20:55Pittsburgh, by the IRS Steven James Banner.
00:21:01Those two damage, General.
00:21:04helemaal!
00:21:07I don't do it!
00:21:09Go, move the door!
00:21:10Get you, let me stop!
00:21:11który is here!
00:21:12Please-
00:21:13I don't need help!
00:21:14Come, move!
00:21:15Abraham!
00:21:16Don't do it!
00:21:18Help!
00:21:19Go, move!
00:21:21Come, give me!
00:21:22Take me!
00:21:24Get you, let me stop!
00:21:25Go!
00:21:27Off.
00:21:30Go!
00:21:34All right!
00:21:36All right!
00:21:47Panelısни, who is it?
00:21:51The two are this?
00:21:55What the hell went on?
00:22:13No.
00:22:14Wait!
00:22:16Oh man.
00:22:22What the hell?
00:22:25Let's go.
00:22:55I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:25Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:46I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry. I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there. You'd better be too, Jack.
00:23:54Let's go.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:59Come on.
00:24:01I'm sorry.
00:24:03I'm sorry.
00:24:05I don't care.
00:24:10This is Code 5. Code 5. Jacqueline, how are you there? Come in.
00:24:29What was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point.
00:24:42Any minute.
00:24:43Okay. On my way.
00:24:45You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:25:06One, sir. He's in the street.
00:25:09Roger. It's very in the street.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:33That's in order.
00:25:46He's in the street.
00:25:47Whoa!
00:25:59That's not too long.
00:26:03Come on, buddy.
00:26:04Three's a crowd.
00:26:05Oh, Steven. Jack.
00:26:08Bravo leader, this is Code 5, Commander. Do you have coffee?
00:26:10No.
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00:26:59God damn it better nobody touches that camp
00:27:03Do you copy Bravo leader?
00:27:06better what frequency are you on?
00:27:09Switching the frequency
00:27:111.25 x-ray Charlie company team. We are you in position?
00:27:18Banner, can anybody hear me?
00:27:21I knew he'd do this to me. They're gonna have my ass for this
00:27:31Good, but remember this is the 1980s guys and not the Bay of Pigs
00:27:36So just back up Bravo company with some firepower
00:27:39Get your boys home. Is it understood Charlie? Yes, sir captain. We're moving in now
00:27:44Good luck, man
00:27:51Good luck, man
00:28:21You
00:28:51I'm on one six
00:28:58Cover three six
00:28:59Cover three six
00:29:01This is mad
00:29:02Merlin one six
00:29:03I have you inside
00:29:04Over
00:29:05Cover three six
00:29:08Specialization report
00:29:09Over
00:29:11Enemy target
00:29:12140 degrees
00:29:14200 meters
00:29:16From my location
00:29:17Over
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00:29:48Banner!
00:29:54Banner!
00:30:10Banner!
00:30:18Oh, well, great.
00:30:26Well, I think it's time that we meet our guests.
00:30:29Let's meet them right now, shall we?
00:30:31We're going to be talking about sexual freedom,
00:30:33and joining us today we have...
00:30:36Mitzi O'Connor, high school senior, valedictorian, cheerleader,
00:30:41and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn.
00:30:44Let's hear it for you.
00:30:48Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54Excuse me very much.
00:30:56The main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:31:03Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:13That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:18Banner.
00:31:19B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:26Steven James.
00:31:27Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:31Number three.
00:31:32H-32.
00:31:35Single.
00:31:36High kill ratio.
00:31:38Very deadly man, this banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we even bought it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood. There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative. But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas, and what his potential is for doing more damage this year. That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:26Yes, sir.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:28...
00:32:29...
00:32:33Ladies and gentlemen, would you please give Mr. E. your undivided attention?
00:32:58I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03If you would allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation in order to obtain this valuable piece of darkness.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:28The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:49Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:53I trust that nothing would go beyond this room. Agreed?
00:33:58Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:00Roll film, please.
00:34:02Okay, right away.
00:34:05Hello,yearby.
00:34:10Go
00:34:14All right, panty.
00:34:16The
00:34:17Of the
00:34:19The
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00:34:30What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you, it's not.
00:34:46And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets, and a night's ticket, and handcuffs.
00:35:27And I'll be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:35:34I'm a cop.
00:35:36I'm a cop.
00:35:38I'm a cop.
00:35:40I'm a cop.
00:35:42I'm a cop.
00:35:44I'm a cop.
00:35:46I'll be able to find out just a bit more of a ton of help.
00:35:52Now remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:17Madame Claus.
00:36:19Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:21No.
00:36:38Vickie, Vickie, look at that! Vickie, look at that!
00:36:51Vickie, look at that!
00:37:21That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:44Turn on the lights.
00:37:45What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:21Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39It's a bit sharper.
00:38:41Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how would you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:54I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00This has been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08Never ends.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you?
00:39:14Oh, I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour.
00:39:43Okay, sure.
00:39:47Well, Mr. E. D. Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian?
00:40:03Again, a check!
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:13Mr. E is livid.
00:40:17Uh, but that should be recovered.
00:40:21Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Here we go.
00:40:29Alright, good luck.
00:40:29Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:40:59Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the U.N.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:27Porn on movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely.
00:41:31But Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touche.
00:41:48Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Stephen has already gone in.
00:42:03Stephen?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:08If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:19I agree.
00:42:23I suggest we bring in more manpower, and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad, Mickey, that kid in the film, is now an adult, and one of our agents.
00:42:41He must be protected.
00:43:01I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:16He's my grandson, a psychopathic killer, whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:26And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film.
00:43:36And deliver it directly to me.
00:43:40Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:00And good luck.
00:44:55Do you want to play a game?
00:45:13Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:25I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:42By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:57Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:13One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:21What the hell?
00:46:23Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer. Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:40Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:42Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue, thank you.
00:46:48Countdown, five, four, three, two, and open.
00:47:05You now have two minutes.
00:47:08You got to, uh, catch up, oh boy.
00:47:10You got to catch up, oh boy.
00:47:12You got to catch up, oh boy.
00:47:14You got to catch up, oh boy.
00:47:15You got to catch up, oh boy.
00:47:41I don't know.
00:47:43It's time to fight
00:47:46What can you do?
00:48:13Why, why, why, why, why don't we ride in on your ass?
00:48:28Huh?
00:48:29On your whiskey.
00:48:31No, he
00:48:35idiot!
00:48:40Good luck!
00:48:41Fight! Fight! For your life!
00:48:44Fight!
00:48:45You turn my moves
00:48:47With everything else
00:48:50Fight! Fight!
00:48:52For your life!
00:48:54We've got you!
00:48:56I've got you!
00:48:57Show me how you say
00:49:00Fight!
00:49:02Fight!
00:49:04Fight!
00:49:11Fight!
00:49:14Fight!
00:49:16Fight!
00:49:17Fight!
00:49:18Fight!
00:49:19Fight!
00:49:20Fight!
00:49:21Fight!
00:49:22Fight!
00:49:23Fight!
00:49:24Fight!
00:49:25Fight!
00:49:26Fight!
00:49:27Fight!
00:49:28Fight!
00:49:29Fight!
00:49:30Fight!
00:49:31Fight!
00:49:32Fight!
00:49:33Fight!
00:49:34Fight!
00:49:35Fight!
00:49:36Fight!
00:49:37Fight!
00:49:38Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:08This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:26Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:29Getting some aerial surveillance on target heading south on 101.
00:50:36I can get the target inside.
00:50:45Yeah, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49Right.
00:50:51Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:55Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's nothing that you say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:07Don't take me away.
00:51:22That was close.
00:51:24That was close.
00:51:25It'll be all right?
00:51:30Oh, you gotta forget that.
00:51:32No, no.
00:51:38Hold your fire.
00:51:39I think you're OK.
00:51:41And don't get betrayed.
00:51:44Move out.
00:51:49Well, boy, are you thinking?
00:51:51No, no.
00:51:52Hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're OK.
00:51:53I think you're OK.
00:51:55Off the screen.
00:51:56I think you're OK.
00:52:14Hey, sir.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:17Well, I'm afraid we've lost him, Manner.
00:52:22Well, maybe not.
00:52:30Oh, no!
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:33Oh!
00:52:34Oh!
00:52:35Oh!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh!
00:52:38Oh!
00:52:39Oh!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:41Oh!
00:52:42Oh!
00:52:43Oh!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:46Oh!
00:52:47Oh!
00:52:48Oh!
00:52:49Oh!
00:52:50Oh!
00:52:51Oh!
00:52:52Oh!
00:52:53Bitch!
00:52:54You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Oh!
00:53:00Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:02Ah!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:16Of course, now that the film is gone, we could say we just did our part for detente,
00:53:22huh?
00:53:27Ciao!
00:53:28But, Manner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:34Oh!
00:53:35Oh!
00:53:36It does have a nice ass, though!
00:53:38It does have a nice ass, though!
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:58What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:12Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:17Get him!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir.
00:54:37Captain Banner.
00:54:38It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:39Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:41I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Rush the sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:54Come on, Steven.
00:54:55Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:58Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:00Dive!
00:55:01Dive!
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03Dive!
00:55:04Dive!
00:55:05Dive!
00:55:13I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:14I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:15I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:16I'm Scott Alvito.
00:55:17Jacklyn, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:20I've been going around here like a-
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood.
00:55:31I am.
00:55:32Yes, ma'am.
00:55:33Sorry, Steven.
00:55:35Just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:56:01What the hell is going on with it?
00:56:02No way that I see you.
00:56:05God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:08Who near is that taking anyone?
00:56:10Still hiding your eyes behind my wife, don't you, Steven?
00:56:14Ah, Jacqueline.
00:56:17I didn't know I've been just...
00:56:19You're so happy.
00:56:20Besides, I've always been able to see right through you anyway.
00:56:24right through you anyway.
00:56:26You don't fool me.
00:56:281983, Karnak.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:39Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:41Mm-hmm.
00:56:47How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Stephen?
00:56:50We can get into the rules.
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:57Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I don't think the agency's rules, Jack.
00:57:03Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:06The hell of them?
00:57:07The hell of Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this, Dad?
00:57:10What do you mean?
00:57:11What do you mean, Guthier?
00:57:13Oh, my God.
00:57:16Oh, my God.
00:57:18Oh, my God.
00:57:20The locket looks really nice on you, Stephen.
00:57:26Do you really like it?
00:57:27Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:30It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know?
00:57:35Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:39I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:43Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all you women, Ben.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially me when you're done.
00:57:54Look, Stephen, you are what you are, and it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Stephen Jones, Ben.
00:58:08You're all the kind.
00:58:10And always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15I think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:21What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you, though.
00:58:28I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Stephen, I can watch you fight, and I can watch you win,
00:58:42but I will never watch you die.
00:58:45And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47That sometimes, some place in the world where you let your guard down,
00:58:52some places assassin will kill you.
00:58:55And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:58if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I'll...
00:59:07You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:16Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:20Weapons time, you have permission to fire.
00:59:22You don't want.
00:59:23Fire!
00:59:24I want.
00:59:26I want.
00:59:27You don't want.
00:59:28Fire!
00:59:28I want.
00:59:30This time you have permission to fire.
00:59:32Don't fire!
01:00:00Oh!
01:00:06Oh!
01:00:30Oh!
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:35Oh!
01:00:36Oh!
01:00:37Oh!
01:00:38Oh!
01:00:40No!
01:00:41Tchau!
01:00:54Oh!
01:00:58Oh!
01:00:59Oh!
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:01Oh!
01:01:31Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost
01:01:36we cover the film that Mr. E. here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45Act of viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie
01:01:49Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance
01:01:52to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies
01:01:55we see in the theaters.
01:01:57But, of course, as all of us know in this room,
01:01:59the murders are real.
01:02:00Well, certainly it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy
01:02:04and mainly that the killer is the grandson
01:02:07of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11Very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:14But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do,
01:02:18I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship
01:02:21that we're now experiencing between our two countries,
01:02:24you should destroy this little film
01:02:25and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:28Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right, well, if you'll excuse me,
01:02:33I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused
01:02:37at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies,
01:02:50detective,
01:02:51Mr. E.,
01:02:53enjoy.
01:02:55If you all remember,
01:03:00in the opening segment of this film,
01:03:02the young boy had just killed his mother
01:03:04and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here,
01:03:11had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion,
01:03:14you'll see that young Mickey is back in action,
01:03:17only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:19and very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:27Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown,
01:03:59what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza
01:04:05in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight
01:04:10and see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:23Come on.
01:04:27Ah!
01:04:29That's right!
01:04:31Sorry!
01:04:32No, baby.
01:04:35Come on.
01:04:36Relax, don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No, I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure, just then I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon, and it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so gross.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a full moon.
01:05:13You mean a moon you get crazy?
01:05:15You're nuts anyway.
01:05:17I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:25That's easy.
01:05:26F, you got that?
01:05:28O, U, U.
01:05:30You got that?
01:05:33But, Jamie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I know.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:53Oh, fuck.
01:06:53Oh, fuck.
01:06:54I didn't say it.
01:06:55I didn't say it.
01:06:56I didn't say it.
01:06:57I didn't say it.
01:06:59I didn't say it.
01:07:00Let me start off with you, too.
01:07:23Who is it?
01:07:38Who is there?
01:07:53Attention all units, this is an all-points bulletin for a heavy-set man reportedly dressed
01:08:09in a red suit, black boots, white beard, and possibly a reindeer.
01:08:14An egg-tiny reindeer.
01:08:16The suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:21His name is Mickey Schultz, uh, his alias.
01:08:25Get this gag.
01:08:26It's Kris Kringle.
01:08:29So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:31A real nut.
01:08:35You know what, Anderson?
01:08:36What, Brody?
01:08:38About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man with a butcher knife on Christmas
01:08:44Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life, and I'll never forget it, either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody.
01:08:51A red light.
01:08:52Fuck, um, I'm a cop.
01:08:54Anyway, we went in, and we found the two of them laying there, cacked up like a side of
01:09:01beef.
01:09:02And that little monster's standing there with a knife in his hands.
01:09:06My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:16I think we should acknowledge that A.P.P.
01:09:18Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:19I got my own way of finding this one.
01:09:21One looking to his dead black eyes, and I'll know him.
01:09:25He's a stone nut.
01:09:26Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus, he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:31You know what, Anderson?
01:09:32When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:44Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:51Shall we proceed?
01:09:53The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:09:57Hey, man.
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:27I gotta do it.
01:10:53I'm
01:10:58I'm
01:11:00I'm
01:11:05I'm
01:11:10I'm
01:11:12I'm
01:11:14I'm
01:11:15I'm
01:11:17I'm
01:11:18Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:22Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:25And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:39Want some?
01:11:41Yeah. Oh, in a minute. I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth. You have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:52Hey, Sherry. Get a load of this.
01:11:59Fire out.
01:12:05Fire out.
01:12:08My baby does it. Okay.
01:12:12Swish splash.
01:12:15Swish splash.
01:12:16My baby does it. Okay.
01:12:22Swish splash.
01:12:54Tom, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:24Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:48Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:13:57Oh, my God, the phone's dead.
01:14:24So am I.
01:14:31I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:34Now, the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:44is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:11Oh, my God.
01:15:12Oh, my God.
01:15:13Oh, my God.
01:15:14Oh, my God.
01:15:15Oh, my God.
01:15:16Oh, my God.
01:15:17Oh, my God.
01:15:18Oh, my God.
01:15:19Oh, my God.
01:15:19Oh, my God.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:22Oh, my God.
01:15:23Oh, my God.
01:15:23Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:26Oh, my God.
01:15:26Oh, my God.
01:15:27Oh, my God.
01:15:27Oh, my God.
01:15:27Oh, my God.
01:15:28Oh, my God.
01:15:29No, no, no, no.
01:15:59It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB,
01:16:29we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB
01:16:35and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business
01:16:41and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:53Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E.
01:17:02Now you know, and soon the whole world will know
01:17:08that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Now you know,
01:17:24and I'll tell you about him.
01:17:25That's why I'm saying you don't know.
01:17:27You know what I'll tell you about how I can do it now,
01:17:28because I'm still out there.
01:17:29I can't do it now.
01:17:29I can't do it now.
01:17:30You know what I'm saying?
01:17:31Okay.
01:17:32You know what I'll tell you about.
01:17:33You're really very good, Steve.
01:18:03Even James Banner. You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, please. That crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, classified, darling. In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive? Wouldn't you be in danger? I mean, you were responsible for his cop and death.
01:18:29Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:41Fanchella, it's only...
01:18:45Jack on.
01:18:45Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Steven.
01:18:51That little Fanchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivers.
01:18:57I thought you'd be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Steven, work is in everything you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:05Steven, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer in sight
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53And knowing you're not...
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