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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Apa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Kurmo.
00:13:00Eh, eh.
00:13:01Kok apaan aku gak aku salah?
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk, diri.
00:13:05Yuk, kasih.
00:13:06Tunggu dong.
00:13:06Tunggu dong, Sayang, Sayang, maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas, sayang.
00:13:12Berlap dong.
00:13:13Lepas, sayang.
00:13:14Benci sama aku.
00:13:15Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:45Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Enggak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Enggak boleh, ibu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:11Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Muah, love you.
00:14:29Love you.
00:14:30Kacau, kebuk.
00:14:31Iku, wish.
00:14:32Kau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Silahkan.
00:14:38Aku rewan.
00:14:39Masa dia jangan sampai pernah sakit tanpa perasaan dia.
00:14:55Salamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:00Ayu.
00:15:04Ayu.
00:15:05Kanan banget.
00:15:06Ibu.
00:15:07Pengen aku juga.
00:15:08Kalau baik-baik.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba kesini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang apa?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keinget sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25What's that?
00:15:27What's that?
00:15:29If it's like that, I don't care
00:15:31Oh, how does it go?
00:15:33Why did I get so sick?
00:15:37Oh, don't worry
00:15:39I don't care
00:15:41It's not that good
00:15:43If you let me take a break
00:15:45Then I'll take it
00:15:47If you do, please, I'll take a break
00:15:49I'll take a break
00:15:51I'll take a break
00:15:53Yeah, Ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Yeah, Ibu.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, 2-bulan lalu,
00:16:05balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin Bapaknya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, Bu?
00:16:11Saya Yanni, yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:15Hmm...
00:16:17Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di Department Store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:23Selamat datang di teman-teman.
00:16:25Bila Anda belajar hari ini,
00:16:27besok Anda akan mendapatkan 90 persen.
00:16:31Terus itu...
00:16:33Itu...
00:16:35Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tangan?
00:16:37Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang
00:16:41gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:43Ibu, duduk aja, duduk, duduk.
00:16:45Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:47Boleh, boleh.
00:16:49Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:51Iya, Pak.
00:16:53Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:55Gak sayang, gak pake gula-gula.
00:16:57Iya, senang lagi.
00:16:59Ibu, kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:03Dimas mana?
00:17:05Tumben sendirian.
00:17:07Dimas mana?
00:17:09Tumben sendirian.
00:17:11Tumben sendirian.
00:17:13Ibu?
00:17:15Tumben sendirian.
00:17:17Ibu?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:27Halo, Bu?
00:17:29Ibu dimana sih, Bu?
00:17:31Pesan.
00:17:33Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak dorang.
00:17:35Sepedan doang, ngeri sebentar.
00:17:37Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:39Apa ya?
00:17:41Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:45Eh, aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:47Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:51Bisa kamu.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama apa?
00:17:55Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:17:59Apakah kamu?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang sama aku keluar pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:03Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:07Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:15Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:17Ya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:20Jujur.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:23Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelan bayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:29Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:32Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:34Kamu namakin aku sama nggak?
00:18:37Tidak salah.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:42Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja kemikiran ya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tehnya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuk.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:07Ah.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:13Gak ada yang enakin.
00:19:15Yang virus.
00:19:17Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:20Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:24Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada putih.
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:29Ah.
00:19:30Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Ya, Bu.
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:34Cuma apa?
00:19:35Susah pulih.
00:19:36Masih tonton TV-nya, Bu.
00:19:37Ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuman sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Iya tuh gimana gak ibu stress.
00:19:59Hah?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:19Apa?
00:20:20Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas nubatnya kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:40Situasinya masih gak konusif.
00:20:42Gak apa-apa.
00:20:44Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:47Gak ada.
00:20:49Gak apa-apa.
00:20:50Kan kita juga harus nyikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Ya, Tuh?
00:20:53Hmm.
00:20:54Ya, buka ya.
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:21:00Yaudah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:04Oke.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:18Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kaya tuh sekarang.
00:21:23Gak kamsah.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora.
00:21:33Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngantar.
00:22:00Nah, itu.
00:22:05Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin buku gue.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Beb, emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Ya, pastikan gue makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Hmm.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Emang, Ami.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Ya, sayang?
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:38Terima kasih.
00:22:40Oke, bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dadah semua, bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:49Ya.
00:22:51Oke, siap, bu.
00:22:54Eh, bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum ke ATM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash loan saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya, bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Mana siapa sana ya?
00:23:14Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Berapa?
00:23:20Berapa?
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:23Berapa?
00:23:24Berapa?
00:23:25Berapa?
00:23:26Berapa?
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Kes.
00:23:34Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:38Ayu.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:43Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikir deh.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:06Iya.
00:24:07Salah Jumat 31 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya.
00:24:12Ingat gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:13Sayang.
00:24:14Gak usaha nih kalau saya ngomong tau.
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Gak usah, penjualan saya, nangka.
00:24:23Sista.
00:24:29Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, day.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:40I'll give you 3 days, and then I'll take my mother.
00:24:45I'll go.
00:24:55Bu!
00:24:57You can't go to the store, Bu!
00:24:59You can't go to the house!
00:25:00There are people in the neighborhood!
00:25:03Pak, our house is going to settle, Pak!
00:25:06Toh, toh, settle!
00:25:08Pak, sebentar, Pak!
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, nggak tahu juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah, semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Ini, np.
00:25:59Fenya.
00:26:22It's probably in the room.
00:26:25Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you talking to me?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you before.
00:26:42I'm not strong.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:48I don't want to be alone.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to leave.
00:26:58Huh?
00:26:59What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02What?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:18What?
00:27:19What's that?
00:27:34What's that?
00:27:37I just do that.
00:27:38I'm doing a beat. I'm coming.
00:27:41I don't know.
00:27:43I'm scared.
00:27:45I'm alone.
00:27:47Come here, please.
00:27:48Please.
00:27:49I can't do it, just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You don't even know what to do.
00:27:55But I'm afraid of it.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in the apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07It's not virus, but zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine, it's not safe.
00:28:17But still, I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27Biar kamu tenang, what do I need to do?
00:28:29What do I need to do?
00:28:31I can't do it.
00:28:33Oh, yes.
00:28:35Now you're in a video call.
00:28:38After that, you're dancing.
00:28:40It's like that.
00:28:42No, no, no.
00:28:44I can't do it.
00:28:46I can't do it.
00:28:47I can't do it.
00:28:50I can do it now.
00:28:52Alright.
00:28:54Let's go now.
00:28:56Ok?
00:28:57Now I'm going now.
00:28:59Oh, yeah.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:08Ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:22Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:31Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:30:01Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:30:31Iya, bu, iya, bu, iya, bu.
00:30:34Meni, kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:49Ya, ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Kamu tau mau masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasiannya, lapar.
00:30:55Iya, bu.
00:30:56Nanti Yanni lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada ambaja.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, bu.
00:31:04Iya, bu.
00:31:05Tenang, bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah, bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sepong.
00:31:18Gitu, bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Yaudah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya, bu.
00:31:23Iya.
00:31:32Kamu diresek.
00:31:34Ketinggalin ke Adalem Sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:38Selana Dalem?
00:31:44Selana Dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Selana Dalem, kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku nggak pernah lo ninggalin Selana Dalem?
00:31:59Ke orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain Selana Dalem aku?
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai selana Dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Hayu, kamu ngakul sama aku.
00:32:14Itu selana Dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya, bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih, ya.
00:32:24Iya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi, bu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran, bu.
00:32:35Kamu pernah nggak tuh pereksain terus pernah?
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:45Eh, kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:47Ada.
00:32:47Pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah berosong mau mandi.
00:32:52Iya.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, mas.
00:33:07Kita tahu.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:16Let's go, baby.
00:33:22Nggak bisa.
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Nggak bisa, nggak bisa.
00:33:27Nah, kamu ngajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:28Iya.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh, aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi nggak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain, nggak ngaceng.
00:33:39Nah, udah.
00:33:40Pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:41Ya.
00:33:42Eh, aku gimana ini?
00:33:43Eh, istirahat di tempat.
00:33:46Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau maka aku sentil ya.
00:33:50Shh.
00:33:50Oh, ayo, diam.
00:33:51Diam.
00:33:51Tuh, secerup-cerup aja.
00:33:53Diam.
00:33:54Diam.
00:34:06Asuh.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:12Mbak Yanni, kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:30Nah, bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main hape.
00:34:35Sampai nggak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, bu.
00:34:37Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini, saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:57Eh, bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:02Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:04Ambiar, bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Marjumah.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Ah, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:14Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja nggak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:29Kalau aku pulang dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:35Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:37Kalau aku itu pada siapa?
00:35:40Nah, itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telur, dede.
00:35:48Telur.
00:35:49Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:53Ini dantungan deh, bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya, ini bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:10Nggak ada, bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:14Biar nak.
00:36:14Cus, kalau buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyah kali, bu.
00:36:19Apa sih itu ya, uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyah itu enak-enak gitu loh, bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buah ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:37Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya, ibu udah pengen pun nggak cucu.
00:36:40Oh ala, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan'i paham, bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan'i di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang, biar cepet isi loh, bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia memang juga pawang hujan juga sih, bu.
00:36:55Ah, nggak mungkin.
00:36:58Udah lah, kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:01Siap, bu.
00:37:02Terus, kalau buat ibu ya, omelette aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:05Tapi, tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:13Oh, ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:19Yan'i belum lihat ibu ayu di mana, bu?
00:37:21Oh.
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