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00:00:00You
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:51What a waste.
00:02:55François, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner.
00:03:00I got my gun off.
00:03:03God, I love this job.
00:03:20I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer in sight
00:03:34You've got me walking on a ledge
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the edge
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a ledge
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:23Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the edge
00:04:32When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love in life
00:05:05And a heavy price to pay
00:05:09I'm living on the edge
00:05:12Just standing all alone
00:05:16I'm walking on a ledge
00:05:22With nowhere left to go
00:05:25And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:34Until it's over
00:05:36I'll be living on the edge
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:46Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:57When it's over
00:06:03Truly over
00:06:06Truly over
00:06:07I'll be here
00:06:10With you
00:06:14I'm living on the edge
00:06:23Just standing all alone
00:06:29I'm walking on a ledge
00:06:34With nowhere left to go
00:06:37And one day I'll be free
00:06:40And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:45Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the edge
00:06:52Where the hell is that
00:07:02Unreliable son of a bitch
00:07:04How come you can be on time
00:07:05And he can't
00:07:05He's here sir
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters
00:07:07Last night
00:07:08I'll bet you did
00:07:09I thought you'd do it through again
00:07:10Listen why don't you
00:07:11Just give this to him
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of
00:07:13Sitting around waiting
00:07:14For the great Mr. Banner
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well hi yo
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well why don't you just think of me
00:07:27As your report card
00:07:28Python
00:07:28No Mr. E
00:07:30Counts on me
00:07:31To protect the special interests
00:07:33Of these special operations
00:07:35You're doing a swell job
00:07:36Chesley
00:07:37Just what I need
00:07:38A goddamn watchdog
00:07:39Just keep it up Python
00:07:44And you're a dead man
00:07:49You know Python
00:07:53It's really good
00:07:54To see our two agencies
00:07:56Working together again
00:07:57On this mission hot shot
00:08:00You're working for me
00:08:01Oh is that a fact
00:08:02Colonel
00:08:03As long as I outrank you
00:08:04It is
00:08:05Gentlemen
00:08:05I believe
00:08:06We have a job to do
00:08:07All right
00:08:09Just run it down Python
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry
00:08:13Sonny
00:08:13But if you need me
00:08:15To explain it to you
00:08:16You've got to go someplace
00:08:17You're not supposed to be
00:08:18To take out a radar installation
00:08:20That's not supposed to exist
00:08:21And there's one more thing
00:08:23Super spy
00:08:24I want you to remember
00:08:26That it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28In the interest
00:08:30Of interagency cooperation
00:08:32Now you get the hell out of here
00:08:35Before I really get mad
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38Every step of the way
00:08:41And if you need backup
00:08:43I'm your contact
00:08:44You understand
00:08:45Trust me
00:08:47I want you to check with me
00:09:17Okay, Banner
00:09:46It looks like the camp
00:09:47Is just a half a mile
00:09:48To the east
00:09:49We might as well
00:09:54Take it down
00:09:55Hey, did you get a good look
00:09:57At that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah
00:09:59There's only a couple of guys around
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake
00:10:01Well, hell, Jake
00:10:03Let's go get a piece
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner
00:10:06There's only a couple of guys around here
00:10:07You should know
00:10:09A couple of guys around here
00:10:10Let's go waters
00:10:41Oh, Jack, I'll give you your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:11Daddy, Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:24This?
00:11:25I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Yeah, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:28No.
00:11:40What?
00:11:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:09And we'll be right back.
00:15:11guitar solo
00:15:41guitar solo
00:16:11Black Panther, Black Panther, what's the status of our man?
00:16:38Black Panther, Banner's made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47That guy for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:07Yes, sir, whatever it takes.
00:17:08Just this plan.
00:17:09All right, let's go.
00:17:39All right, let's go.
00:18:09All right, let's go.
00:18:39Oh, shit.
00:18:40Shit.
00:18:51Stratfish, he broke banner, my friend.
00:18:54It's been a long time.
00:18:56Too long.
00:18:57Too bad.
00:18:59Our big visit will be short.
00:19:04What the hell is he to now?
00:19:10Jeez.
00:19:10Lieutenant.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:11Yes, sir.
00:19:12Take it there's a problem.
00:19:13Yes.
00:19:14We might need some backup.
00:19:15I figured you as much.
00:19:16What's your position?
00:19:18Banner's coordinates.
00:19:19They're, um, 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:26He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:31All right, just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:35Get out of there, with or without Banner.
00:19:37Yes, sir.
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:38Yes, I know the drill.
00:19:40Hey, Jacqueline.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes, I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:52And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:54It's on its way.
00:19:56Out.
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:08Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:11Huh?
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:15You know, with the budget cuts that our government's doing, I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's not sharp!
00:20:45Give me that, General.
00:20:47Stick it where the sun doesn't show me.
00:20:53Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:21:01Dos vedania, General.
00:21:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:21:45Come on, go!
00:21:47Come on, go!
00:21:49Go! Go! Go!
00:21:51Go! Go!
00:22:13Go! Go! Go!
00:22:15Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:45Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:47Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:49Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:51Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:53Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:55Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:57Dios mío, Santa María.
00:22:59Dios mío, Santa María.
00:23:01Dios mío, Santa María.
00:23:03Dios mío, Santa María.
00:23:05Dios mío, Santa María.
00:23:07Dios mío, Santa María.
00:23:09Dios mío, Santa María.
00:23:11I wonder why I am so fired.
00:23:41Code 5, Code 4, come in. Can you read?
00:23:45I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:48I'm sorry, I lost your visual. Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there. You'd better be too, Jack.
00:24:11This is Code 5, Code 5. Jacqueline, are you there? Come in.
00:24:29What was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our ticket out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the run-even point.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:46You'd better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:25:10I'm sorry.
00:25:30Go on, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:32That's in order.
00:25:44Keep me free!
00:25:46Whoa!
00:25:48Come on.
00:25:58Come on.
00:26:13Everybody?
00:26:15Three of the crowd.
00:26:18Come on.
00:26:22Oh, Steven.
00:26:24Jacket.
00:26:34Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:3823, base 3.
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:45Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:53One, two, three.
00:26:55Good.
00:26:57God damn it, Banner. Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:02Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner, what frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader, are you in position?
00:27:14Banner.
00:27:15Banner.
00:27:16Can anybody hear me?
00:27:18I knew he'd do this to me. They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:29Good. But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs, so just back up Bravo Company with some firepower and get your boys home. Is it understood, Charlie?
00:27:41Yes, sir, Captain. We're moving in now.
00:27:44Good luck, man.
00:27:45Out.
00:28:03Banner!
00:28:11Banner.
00:28:12Banner.
00:28:13Banner.
00:28:14Banner.
00:28:15Banner.
00:28:16Banner.
00:28:17Banner.
00:28:18Banner.
00:28:19Banner.
00:28:20Banner.
00:28:21Banner.
00:28:22Banner.
00:28:23Banner.
00:28:24Banner.
00:28:25Banner.
00:28:26Banner.
00:28:27Banner.
00:28:28Banner.
00:28:29Banner.
00:28:30Banner.
00:28:31Banner.
00:28:32Banner.
00:28:33Banner.
00:28:34Banner.
00:28:35Banner.
00:28:36Banner.
00:28:37Banner.
00:28:38Banner.
00:28:39Banner.
00:30:40Dear leader and poet laureate of public school 247 in Brooklyn, let's hear it.
00:30:45Yes, Natasha.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:56The main agent Karloff is on the phone.
00:30:59Ah, comrade Karloff.
00:31:05Is the meeting still on?
00:31:07Yes, sir.
00:31:08I reached Banner in Hong Kong.
00:31:10Thought this guy was raising hell in Cuba.
00:31:14That's the preliminary report.
00:31:16Let's see.
00:31:17Banner.
00:31:19B-A-N-N-E-R.
00:31:25Steven James.
00:31:28Data is coming up on the screen now.
00:31:30Oh, yes.
00:31:32Number three.
00:31:34Age 32.
00:31:36Single.
00:31:37High kill ratio.
00:31:39Very deadly man, this Banner character.
00:31:43Sir, I don't understand what's so important about the print of that Christmas film Mr. E got from us, or why we'd even want it back.
00:31:51That film's story is not just fictitious Hollywood.
00:31:55There was only one print of that film before we destroyed the negative.
00:32:01But this film documents what one of our agents, the one Mickey Schultz, did last Christmas,
00:32:08and what his potential is for doing more damage this year.
00:32:12That footage is real, comrade.
00:32:14Pardon me, General, but this doesn't seem to be very important from our country's point of view.
00:32:20Just get the film away from the Americans and drop it in the vault at our UN operations.
00:32:27Yes, sir.
00:32:28Ladies and gentlemen,
00:32:55Um, would you please give Mr. E your undivided attention?
00:33:01I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation
00:33:10in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:25The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:51Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing will go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:05There we go!
00:34:06Thank you, Mr. Emo.
00:36:06A particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:09The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:15Oh, you mean subordinate clause.
00:36:21No.
00:36:22No.
00:36:23No.
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00:36:50No.
00:36:51Oh, my God.
00:37:21That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:44Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir.
00:37:57Gone.
00:37:59Find that film today.
00:38:01Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir.
00:38:04Consider it done.
00:38:06Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:23I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure.
00:38:40Well, maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Miss Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how would you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:54I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, not at all.
00:39:00This has been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir.
00:39:05You have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08Never ends.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you?
00:39:14Oh, I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, don't I?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:41Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour.
00:39:43Okay, sure.
00:39:47Well, Mr. E.D. and Ron, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:55Or perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:40:03Again, a check!
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight off.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:13Mr. E is livid.
00:40:18Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:29Let's go.
00:40:29I'm sorry.
00:40:48Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:55I've brought along some of those gizmos
00:40:57you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the UN.
00:41:06We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off. I signed for that.
00:41:16Now, here's their latest printout,
00:41:18cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:22Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:24It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:28Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely.
00:41:31But Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:39Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:42Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:47Touché.
00:41:48Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Steven has already gone in.
00:42:02Steven? Are you two that close?
00:42:06Please, General.
00:42:08If he's as good as his record,
00:42:11he might just bypass security, decode the safe,
00:42:16and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:23I agree.
00:42:24I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:28I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:33Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:37He's now an adult.
00:42:39And one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson.
00:43:17A psychopathic killer whose identity, if known to the rest,
00:43:21could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:25And definitely the end of my career.
00:43:30But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:31Enough said, comrade.
00:43:33Just recover that film and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:41End communication.
00:43:43Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:46Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:43:59Good luck.
00:44:29Thank you, Karloff.
00:44:30equations are with us.
00:44:42I can wait to go.
00:44:44Now in sight, is?
00:44:45I cannot do it.
00:44:46And here we can sit here.
00:44:47That's it...
00:44:48We assume that's good.
00:44:49You cannot do it...
00:44:50But let's go.
00:44:51You cannot do it.
00:44:52It does.
00:44:54Do you want to play a game?
00:45:12Uh, no, computer. I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh. Please enter your security code then.
00:45:24I acknowledge your authority. Let us begin.
00:45:41By all means. I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recently deposited here is being kept?
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56Good. Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:04Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:16Enough.
00:46:17What the hell?
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:24Uh, nothing, computer. Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:34The sequencing to open the master safe has been done.
00:46:39Okay. Thank you, computer.
00:46:41Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:47Continue, thank you.
00:46:49Countdown.
00:46:51Countdown.
00:46:52Five.
00:46:53Four.
00:46:54Three.
00:46:55Two.
00:46:56And open.
00:46:58You now have two minutes to, uh, cut you off, oh boy.
00:47:12Big sister.
00:47:13Blue!
00:47:14Three.
00:47:15Three.
00:47:16Three.
00:47:17Three.
00:47:18Five.
00:47:19Three.
00:47:21Two.
00:47:22Three.
00:47:23Three.
00:47:24Three.
00:47:25Tina Taylor.
00:47:26One.
00:47:27Two.
00:47:28Three.
00:47:29Three.
00:47:30Two.
00:47:31Two.
00:47:33Three.
00:47:34Two.
00:47:35Eight.
00:47:36Four.
00:47:37Three.
00:47:38Two.
00:47:39Three.
00:47:40Two.
00:47:41To die
00:47:43It's time to fight
00:47:46You can't hear me
00:47:57I see
00:47:59You can't hear me
00:48:01What can you do?
00:48:11You can't hear me
00:48:41Fight for your life
00:48:44Fight
00:48:44You turn my loose
00:48:47With everything you know
00:48:49Fight for your life
00:48:53Fight
00:48:54You can't hear me
00:48:56You can't hear me
00:48:58Fight
00:49:00Fight
00:49:02Fight
00:49:05Fight
00:49:25Fight
00:49:26Oh, my God.
00:49:56You gonna look old, boy?
00:49:59Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:03Hit it, driver.
00:50:23This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:30Getting some aerial surveillance on target,
00:50:33heading south on 101.
00:50:44Can you get the target in sight?
00:50:47Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:50Right.
00:50:52Keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:55Faster, driver.
00:50:57There's nothing that you say.
00:51:00Answer my questions.
00:51:03Don't take me away.
00:51:06Come on.
00:51:07Come on.
00:51:08Come on.
00:51:09Come on.
00:51:10Come on.
00:51:11Come on.
00:51:12Come on.
00:51:13Come on.
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Come on.
00:51:16Come on.
00:51:17Come on.
00:51:18Come on.
00:51:19Come on.
00:51:20Come on.
00:51:21Come on.
00:51:22Come on.
00:51:23Come on.
00:51:24That was close.
00:51:25It'll be all right?
00:51:26Come on.
00:51:27Come on.
00:51:29Come on.
00:51:30Come on.
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:32I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
00:51:51No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:53I think you're okay.
00:51:56I have to scream.
00:52:03Oh, shit.
00:52:12That's good.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:17Oh, shit.
00:52:20Oh, shit.
00:52:22Oh, shit.
00:52:24Well, I'm afraid we've lost it, Manner.
00:52:29Oh, shit.
00:52:31Well, I'm afraid we've lost it, Manner.
00:52:34Oh.
00:52:36Well, maybe not.
00:52:38I do not.
00:52:51You know that film I've had to die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:54Bitch! You cheap son of a bitch!
00:52:56That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:53:00Not so fast, Karloff.
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:08You asshole!
00:53:18Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:20we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:28Ciao.
00:53:29But, Banner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:33Oh, damn you!
00:53:35It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:55Yes?
00:53:56What?
00:53:59Put it on the screen!
00:54:06How close is our sub?
00:54:09And the Americans?
00:54:11Get our divers in the water!
00:54:15Now!
00:54:16I want that film!
00:54:17I want that film!
00:54:34Permission to come aboard, Corporal?
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir.
00:54:37Yes, sir.
00:54:38Captain Banner.
00:54:39It's Mr. Corporal, ma'am.
00:54:41Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:46Well, gee.
00:54:48Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:50I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:52Rush the sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:54Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven.
00:54:56Your gear is down in the torpedo room.
00:54:58This way, sir.
00:54:59Can't believe me, bridge.
00:55:01Dive!
00:55:02Dive!
00:55:03Dive!
00:55:14I'm Scott!
00:55:18Jacqueline, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:30Captain, understood.
00:55:33Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:35Sorry, Steven.
00:55:36Just be careful, okay?
00:55:38Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:57Oh, my God.
00:55:58Would you look at that picture?
00:55:59What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:00Still hiding your eyes in front of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:03Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:04I know I didn't trust you, but you sold it at me.
00:56:05Oh, you sold it at me.
00:56:06Besides, I've always been able to see right through you, anyway.
00:56:07You don't pull me.
00:56:08That picture, from here is that taken anyway.
00:56:12Still hiding your eyes behind it, whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:17Oh, Jacqueline, I didn't know I could trust you, but you're so happy.
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see right through you anyway.
00:56:26You don't pull me.
00:56:281983, Cone.
00:56:31What?
00:56:32Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Carnac, I believe.
00:56:37Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure got around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:49Wouldn't it be the rules?
00:56:51Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I don't think the agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05What the hell with them?
00:57:07What the hell with Mr. E?
00:57:08May I have this?
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11Steven!
00:57:12Steven!
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:19Ah!
00:57:20The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:26Of course I do.
00:57:28I love it.
00:57:29It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:31Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know?
00:57:34Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:37Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:38I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:42It really pisses me off.
00:57:44Well, I never could compete with all your women.
00:57:47Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:51Especially when you were done.
00:57:53Look, Steven, you are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:58Just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:01I'm so proud of you, Steven Jones, Ben.
00:58:07You're all the kind.
00:58:09I'm always so strong.
00:58:11Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:14So think if the moment is breaking, make sure you can't come, Jacqueline.
00:58:20What?
00:58:22To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, babe.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you there.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Steven, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win.
00:58:41But I will never watch you die.
00:58:44And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47But sometimes, some place in the world, when you let your guard down,
00:58:51some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene, if you don't mind, darling.
00:59:03And I'll...
00:59:06This is the last pair.
00:59:09That's my presentation, fly switch to air.
00:59:11That's my presentation, fly switch to air, LCP-1-I.
00:59:15Steven, I'll see ship's hovering mode and missile launch.
00:59:175-Nav weapons, navigation, fire control, transmission set, completed, started cycling.
00:59:23Also, they select training, fire, weapons, you have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:29Weapons con, you have permission to fire.
00:59:32You don't want it.
00:59:33Fire! I want it.
00:59:34Fire and team.....
00:59:36I am getting the treatment provider, the Lettage Service.
00:59:37Trying to air, you can.
00:59:38I want itビス aanner.
00:59:40I just need the plane of love, what you are here, and you want to fire us.
00:59:54It is a small or small run.
00:59:55Great, fig.
00:59:56You don't want it on the floor, Liz.
00:59:57Any away, Ozzy, know.
00:59:59Let's go!
01:00:29Let's go!
01:00:59Oh, oh, oh!
01:01:29Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost
01:01:36we cover the film that Mr. E. here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie
01:01:49Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance
01:01:52to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies
01:01:55we see in the theaters.
01:01:57But, of course, as all of us know in this room,
01:01:58the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy
01:02:04and mainly that the killer is the grandson
01:02:07of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:11A very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:14But if you want my opinion, Mr. E., and I'm sure that you do,
01:02:18I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship
01:02:21that we're now experiencing between our two countries,
01:02:24you should destroy this little film
01:02:25and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused
01:02:37at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:42Well, if it was up to me, quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E., enjoy.
01:02:58If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film,
01:03:02the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:06And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action,
01:03:17only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:26Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presents, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:26Sorry.
01:04:27No, baby.
01:04:31Sorry.
01:04:32No, baby.
01:04:35No, baby.
01:04:40How's it going?
01:04:40How's it going?
01:04:41How's it going?
01:04:42I think I got him.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:44I don't know.
01:04:44I don't know.
01:04:44It's okay.
01:04:46I don't know.
01:04:46I don't know.
01:04:47I don't know.
01:04:47I don't know.
01:04:48I don't know.
01:04:48I don't know.
01:04:49I don't know.
01:04:49I don't know.
01:04:49I don't know.
01:04:50Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so bent out of shape.
01:04:52No.
01:04:52I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even you.
01:04:56Sure.
01:04:56Just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon.
01:05:06And it was just bleeding all over me.
01:05:08It was so corrupt.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a phone.
01:05:12I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21Try it.
01:05:22How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:24That's easy.
01:05:26F?
01:05:27You got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O.
01:05:28You got that?
01:05:29You got that?
01:05:31You got that?
01:05:33But, Jamie, I'm not sleepy.
01:05:35Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I do.
01:05:46As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on this
01:05:56film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated
01:06:04mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:07This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:14And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:09:38You know what?
01:09:39You know what?
01:09:40When the doctors examined the kid's head, they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, detective, for that illuminating and tasteful description of the murder.
01:09:52Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:09:58Hey, man, what's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I gotta do everything myself.
01:10:28to understand yourifest.
01:10:29I know.
01:10:30Excuse me, man...
01:10:31All right.
01:10:32Wait for any time.
01:10:33What's going on?
01:10:34Excuse me.
01:10:35What's going on?
01:10:36I have to do the same politeness.
01:10:37It's also a member of thereto.
01:10:38He's like a great meeting.
01:10:39And there is enough space.
01:10:42Amen.
01:10:43Focus when people make Alaska even feel better.
01:10:46Appreciate that.
01:10:47Then they � is the scene of the day.
01:10:48You know where the trauma comes from,
01:10:50and I will remember the tangent.
01:10:51After getting traveled was just over it.
01:10:53Were not to see the next day.
01:10:54You've ever walked again.
01:10:55I'd love how to lie.
01:10:56I arrived at this event when the Egyptians alluded back gets.
01:10:57Well, I guess that's graphic enough
01:11:20to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad
01:11:25and he continues killing
01:11:27until there's only one girl left.
01:11:38Mmm.
01:11:39Want some?
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:42Oh, in a minute, I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk
01:11:47more like a lady.
01:11:55Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:07Fire out.
01:12:16My baby does it, okay?
01:12:19Hey, splish-splash.
01:12:35Are you looking?
01:12:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:12:38John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:00Oh, the tub.
01:13:04Oh, the tub.
01:13:34Billy, did you hear that?
01:13:39Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah, how would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:47No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:56I better call the police.
01:13:57Oh, my God.
01:14:09Oh, my God.
01:14:23The phone's dead.
01:14:24I'll just fast-forward this to get to the end.
01:14:34Now, the point is, is that these murders are real, and the psycho they use to commit them
01:14:44is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR secret police.
01:14:52And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:00Mr.
01:15:13We're here.
01:15:14I'm sorry.
01:15:45Oh, my God.
01:16:15It's okay, miss. Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB, we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E. Now you know, and soon the whole world will know that my grandson grew up to be a very sick man.
01:17:16The last part is, he's still out there.
01:17:22Now you know.
01:17:52You're really very good, Stephen James, Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:19Ah, I'm classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop's death.
01:18:29Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:37Franchella, it's only jack-o'-lantern.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:51That little Franchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the Ivory's.
01:18:57That should be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything, you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:07Oh, you're not kidding.
01:19:17Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Me.
01:19:25I thought that was my love, you guys.
01:19:27Oh, say it to me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer inside
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Stambling at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53And knowing you're...
01:19:56That would be great
01:19:57That would be great
01:19:57That would be great
01:20:05I thought that I would...
01:20:07Philippine's eyes
01:20:08couldn't be something
01:20:09I thought it would be
01:20:10How do you actually find it?
01:20:10And since you'll never forget
01:20:11And....
01:20:11I asked that
01:20:13To be able to call...
01:20:16If you can find it
01:20:18I got to break
01:20:19To be able
01:20:20If you can find out
01:20:21Because my God
01:20:22And it'd be about
01:20:23TheMedicator
01:20:23And this
01:20:24JustOh, how about
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