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00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:11Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story Bu update.
00:04:16Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag, subreminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:27Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:37Sayang? Sayang?
00:04:46Do you see my car car?
00:04:52Where are you?
00:04:54Where are you?
00:04:56I don't see it.
00:04:58I don't see it.
00:05:00It's morning today.
00:05:02Is there a meeting with you?
00:05:04There's a meeting.
00:05:06I don't see it.
00:05:08Do you want to go to the hotel?
00:05:11Where are you?
00:05:16Yanni!
00:05:18Yanni!
00:05:19Yanni!
00:05:20Yanni!
00:05:21Yanni!
00:05:22Yanni!
00:05:23Yanni!
00:05:24Yanni!
00:05:25Yanni!
00:05:26Yanni!
00:05:27Yanni!
00:05:28Yanni!
00:05:29Yanni!
00:05:30Yanni!
00:05:31Yanni!
00:05:32Yanni!
00:05:33Yanni!
00:05:34Yanni!
00:05:35Yanni!
00:05:36Yanni!
00:05:38Yanni!
00:05:39Yanni!
00:05:40Yanni!
00:05:41Yanni!
00:05:43TIP.
00:05:45Yanni!
00:05:46Under a call!
00:05:48Yanni!
00:05:50We'll see you in the morning.
00:05:52Okay?
00:05:54We love you. Bye!
00:06:003... 2... 1...
00:06:05Very nice. Thank you.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:20Hello, Ibu.
00:06:30Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi, nih lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, Bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:42Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, Bu.
00:06:48Are you okay?
00:06:51Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, Bu?
00:06:55Oh ya boleh, aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:59Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, Bu.
00:07:06Kelihatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh, Bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, Bu.
00:07:14Ya?
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, Bu.
00:07:17Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:20Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:24Siap ya, Bu?
00:07:26Oke.
00:07:27Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:31Ih, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu?
00:07:47Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalau di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya soalnya kan kalau istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:01Hehehe.
00:08:02Hehehe.
00:08:03Hehehe.
00:08:04Hehehe.
00:08:05Hehehe.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu apa gimana deh?
00:08:11Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:13Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:16Itu loh, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:26Eh, driver.
00:08:28Apa?
00:08:29Driver.
00:08:30Huh?
00:08:31Gimana?
00:08:32Super, Bu.
00:08:33Super.
00:08:34Lampung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:36Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu lah, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:45Hehehe.
00:08:47Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Hehehe.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Gak suka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:05Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:10Hehehe.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:12Hehehe.
00:09:13Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Gak, gak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu terakhir dong, Bu.
00:09:24Dadah dong, Bu.
00:09:25Boskyu, Boskyu.
00:09:29Boskyu cakep.
00:09:30Boskyu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:33CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:01Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:02Pak.
00:10:03Itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:04Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:07Pak.
00:10:08Apa, Pak?
00:10:09Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:10Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:11Pak.
00:10:12Itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:20Pak.
00:10:21Apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:29Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf, maaf.
00:10:35Maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Buka ibu.
00:10:41Sayang.
00:10:42Lihat berita gak?
00:10:43Gila sih ini.
00:10:44Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:45Tuh.
00:10:46Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:47Yuk.
00:10:48Ayo.
00:10:49Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:10:52Merahan.
00:10:53Eh, yuk.
00:10:54Kenapa sih?
00:10:55Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:10:56Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:10:57Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, yuk?
00:10:58Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:10:59Apalagi sih, alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:00Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:01Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:02Sebelum kali juga kamu ngomong sama salah.
00:11:03Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:04Sembel kantor.
00:11:05Baca.
00:11:06Baca.
00:11:07Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:38Cuma perek kot-kot kan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Cek!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Oh Allah.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran.
00:12:06Ya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:11Makasih.
00:12:27Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, yuk.
00:12:34Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Masjadak!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:43Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang.
00:12:56Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:58Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:59Ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:00Ngomong baik-baik?
00:13:01Eh.
00:13:02Oke, Pak.
00:13:03Aku gak gue salah.
00:13:04Tuh semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:05Kamu aku sama...
00:13:06Yuk.
00:13:07Yuk.
00:13:08Yuk.
00:13:09Tuh dong sayang...
00:13:10Sayang maaf.
00:13:11Aku minta maaf ya ya, Sayang?
00:13:12Lepas!
00:13:13Berapa dong?
00:13:14Lepas生活!
00:13:15I don't know.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much to your sister
00:14:05You can't get to the end
00:14:08What's that?
00:14:09What's that?
00:14:10You can't get to the end
00:14:11I'm sorry
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Mwah!
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Mwah! Love you!
00:14:30I love you, Ibu.
00:14:31I love you.
00:14:32I love you.
00:14:33If you want to find out what you want,
00:14:35I'll be right back.
00:14:37I'll be right back.
00:14:42Don't feel sick like you.
00:14:55Peace be upon you.
00:14:58Peace be upon you.
00:15:00Ibu.
00:15:03Ayu!
00:15:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:10Ibu kok tiba-tiba kesini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang apa?
00:15:16Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Gak kangen.
00:15:27Gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:32Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kenapa sih?
00:15:36Kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Oh.
00:15:39Jangan, aku langga.
00:15:40Gak usah dong.
00:15:41Oh, gak enak kan ya cuma berantakan.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:53Mau pandangin lu?
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Ya.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:00Ija mana?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mba Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya mengurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:14Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di departemen store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang,
00:16:24Selamat datang di tempat sementer kami.
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini, besok anda akan mendapatkan.
00:16:29Bagaimana cuma 90 persen.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:44Ma'an ibu.
00:16:50Ibu, duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:52Sehat dulu, capek kan pasti mba Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, pak.
00:16:58Tidak pakai neneh, ya.
00:16:59Tidak pakai gula.
00:17:01Iya, senjata.
00:17:03Ibu kok Tumben sendirian?
00:17:05Dimas mana?
00:17:07Dimas mana?
00:17:09Pembesen air sangat mas, mau pelagak.
00:17:12Mana?
00:17:13Kok Tumben nanti?
00:17:16Ibu?
00:17:17Ibu?
00:17:18I'm going to see you later.
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:24Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:30Hello, Ibu? Ibu, where is it?
00:17:34Oh, I don't know.
00:17:36I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:38I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:42Sayang, can I help you?
00:17:44I don't know.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:48Yes, yes.
00:17:50I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:52Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu, Ibu, Ibu, I want to take care of you?
00:17:56Take care of me.
00:18:00What?
00:18:02I want to take care of you?
00:18:04I can't do that.
00:18:06That's my father's father?
00:18:08Yes, my father.
00:18:10If you ask me...
00:18:12You don't like father.
00:18:14I'm going to go to the house.
00:18:16I'm going to go.
00:18:18I'm going to go.
00:18:20Why are you not talking about it?
00:18:22You're not talking about it?
00:18:24I'm going to go to the house.
00:18:26I'm still sick.
00:18:28I'm going to go to the house.
00:18:30I'm going to go.
00:18:32I'm really scared.
00:18:34I'm afraid, I'm going to go.
00:18:36You're not talking about it with me.
00:18:38You're the one who wants to go.
00:18:40You're the one who wants to go.
00:18:42You're the one who wants to go.
00:18:44You can't talk to me.
00:18:46Ibu...
00:18:47I'm trying to make your mind, I'm the one who wants to come out with you.
00:18:50I'm sorry.
00:18:51If I�i you are it all for the father, I'm not supposed to be together.
00:18:53You're the one who wants to walk you.
00:18:54You're the one who wants to walk you.
00:18:56I love you.
00:18:58.
00:19:04.
00:19:06.
00:19:08.
00:19:17.
00:19:19.
00:19:20.
00:19:21.
00:19:22.
00:19:23.
00:19:24.
00:19:25.
00:19:26.
00:19:27.
00:19:28I don't have a mask anymore.
00:19:31Ah, this is really people.
00:19:35I don't have to watch TV, I don't have to watch TV.
00:19:40When I was a kid,
00:19:43it was only one day.
00:19:45It was only one day in the morning.
00:19:48So, in the middle of our life,
00:19:50it was really nice.
00:19:52Every day, every day,
00:19:54it was only one left.
00:19:56I don't want to go home.
00:19:58Why don't I stress?
00:20:03I don't want to talk about something.
00:20:05I don't want to talk about something, I don't want to talk about it.
00:20:11No, it's not too much.
00:20:26What?
00:20:28What?
00:20:38The class we're in the next year, I'll cancel it.
00:20:42We still don't have a problem.
00:20:44No problem.
00:20:46Yeah, because we're really late in class.
00:20:48No problem.
00:20:50No problem.
00:20:52We also have to give up our health.
00:20:54No problem, yeah.
00:20:56No problem.
00:21:02I'll go to my house again, so I can go to my house.
00:21:04Okay, can I go to my house?
00:21:06Okay, okay.
00:21:15Lu, why don't I leave for a moment?
00:21:19I'll help you first.
00:21:21My son's really happy.
00:21:23Let's see what it's now.
00:21:27Iku kapan o'er dikasi cu cu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cu cu.
00:21:33But Iora,
00:21:35see you then there are two,
00:21:37there are four.
00:21:39There are seven.
00:21:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:21:43What's your son?
00:21:45I'm happy to be happy.
00:21:47Yeah, if you're happy,
00:21:49just go ahead.
00:21:51Just go ahead.
00:21:53Don't get ready.
00:21:55Yes, sure.
00:21:57You're happy.
00:21:59If you need,
00:22:01you're happy.
00:22:05You're done.
00:22:07I'm tired.
00:22:09I want to do the sex, I want to do the sex.
00:22:11I want it, you don't want to do the sex.
00:22:14I want to do it.
00:22:16I want to do it.
00:22:17Let's do it.
00:22:21I want you.
00:22:22You want to do it.
00:22:25I want you.
00:22:27I want you.
00:22:28I want you.
00:22:29If I want you to do it,
00:22:31let's do it.
00:22:33As long as you are.
00:22:35Listen to me.
00:22:37All right, I'm going to cut off all the dishes, all the dishes, all the dishes, all the dishes, but all the dishes, I don't want to do it.
00:22:50Okay, ready, I'm ready.
00:22:54But the money is done.
00:22:57Is it done?
00:22:59Is it done?
00:23:00I didn't say that you didn't have cash from me.
00:23:03It's enough, my money.
00:23:05It's enough, it's enough.
00:23:07It's enough.
00:23:09You need to put it on the table?
00:23:11You need to put it on the table?
00:23:13It's enough.
00:23:15If I didn't have a table, what do I have to do?
00:23:17What's that?
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:23100?
00:23:24200?
00:23:25100?
00:23:26200?
00:23:27100?
00:23:28100?
00:23:29100?
00:23:30100?
00:23:31100?
00:23:32100?
00:23:33100?
00:23:34100?
00:23:35100?
00:23:36100?
00:23:37100?
00:23:38100?
00:23:39100?
00:23:40100?
00:23:44I think that's not the truth.
00:23:49Coming back at your home, I want to open the stairs.
00:23:52The lockdown manager shouldn't be 2-3 weeks, it can be in weeks or months.
00:23:57I think it's a promise from God if we can't be aware of it.
00:24:02God?
00:24:05It's a promise from God?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09I'm sorry, I'm not even talking to God.
00:24:12I'm not talking to God.
00:24:14You're not talking to God.
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:22Don't go to the house.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:29Dudu di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, Dad.
00:24:40Tiga hari.
00:24:42Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:44Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:54Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurahan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:08Pak, sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:15Lih, Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hah?
00:26:23Kayaknya dikamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Yaudah.
00:26:26Aku mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:39Aduh, Mas. Masnya sebulan gak ketemu Mas. Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:44Biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas. Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggar pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:07Mal.
00:27:29Saya sudah menarikan.
00:27:32I can't find a place to find a place to find a place.
00:27:39I'm going to make a joke, I got to come.
00:27:42I'm going to be in there.
00:27:44I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46Come here now, please.
00:27:49No, I can't.
00:27:51Just for yourself, it's safe.
00:27:53You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:07Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:11It's not zombie.
00:28:13So if you're in quarantine, it's not okay, Aman.
00:28:18I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please, please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30I guess aku nggak bisa ke situ.
00:28:31Rumah aku aja seger.
00:28:33Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayak kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Aduh, Sayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:52Ayo.
00:28:53Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:07Ih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:12Bye.
00:29:13Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka, buka.
00:29:26Eh, mas.
00:29:27Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:28Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:29Lock down.
00:29:30Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:29:31Aku nunggu.
00:29:32Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:29:33Aku nunggu.
00:29:34Eh, mas.
00:29:35Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:36Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:37Lock down.
00:29:38Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:29:39Aku nunggu.
00:29:40Eh, mas.
00:29:41Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:42Mas.
00:29:43Kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:44Bos itu kan pulang cepat.
00:29:46Lock down.
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek kesini.
00:29:49Aku nunggu.
00:29:50Eh, tapi konek.
00:29:51Aduh.
00:29:52Mas.
00:29:53Tapi konekkan sih.
00:29:54Cinta nih.
00:29:55Cinta.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Hahaha.
00:30:03Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Mas.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Enggak dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:24Jasmani.
00:30:25Eh.
00:30:26Masuk.
00:30:27Masuk.
00:30:28Masuk.
00:30:29Masuk.
00:30:30Masuk.
00:30:31Iya, Bu.
00:30:32Iya, Bu.
00:30:33Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri, Bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, Bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya, Bu.
00:30:41Guys.
00:30:42Lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Ibu.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan nggak jadi dimasakit soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya.
00:30:55Kasian dia leper.
00:30:56Iya, Bu.
00:30:57Nanti Yanni lihat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:30:59Hmm.
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, Bu.
00:31:04Iya, Bu.
00:31:05Tenang, Bu.
00:31:06Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, Bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti sepong.
00:31:18Hmm.
00:31:19Gitu, Bu.
00:31:20Enak.
00:31:21Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:22Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:23Iya, Bu.
00:31:24Iya.
00:31:25Isi.
00:31:26Ibu.
00:31:27Ibu.
00:31:28Ibu.
00:31:29Ibu.
00:31:30Ibu.
00:31:31Ibu.
00:31:32If you leave the house, then you leave the house with a sembarangan, now you're going to be like this.
00:31:38Huh?
00:31:41The house?
00:31:44What is the house?
00:31:46The house, you leave the house.
00:31:48I'll take the house.
00:31:50Then she'll find the house.
00:31:51Now we're ready.
00:31:53Huh?
00:31:54Why did I never leave the house with the house?
00:31:59There's no name here.
00:32:00Why did I never leave the house with the house?
00:32:03I don't know.
00:32:05I don't wear the house with the house with the house.
00:32:07This is not the title of my house, Broto.
00:32:12Come on, tell me about my house.
00:32:14That's the house with the house with the house?
00:32:16You're going to leave the house again.
00:32:18Broto.
00:32:21Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:23Come on.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:25Come on.
00:32:26Come on.
00:32:27Come on.
00:32:28Come on.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:32Ibu tuh kepikiran loh.
00:32:36Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah?
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih.
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:48Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah berosong mau mandi.
00:32:53Ya?
00:32:55Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:13Apakah?
00:33:21Let's go baby.
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Hah?
00:33:24Ibu nyuruh aku, itu masak, buat ibu sepoh.
00:33:26Gak bisa gak bisa.
00:33:27Kamu ajakin gua mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Iya.
00:33:30Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:31Iya tapi, aku ngulek di sana, mau ngulek di sini ya.
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih belum dia apa-apain ndak kaceng.
00:33:39Okay, please don't hear the sound.
00:33:41Let's go here.
00:33:42What's up?
00:33:43What's up?
00:33:44Let's go to the place.
00:33:46I'll wait for you to come.
00:33:48I'll be quiet.
00:33:50Shh!
00:33:51Let's go!
00:33:52Let's go!
00:34:06What's up?
00:34:08Let's go.
00:34:26Mbak Yanni?
00:34:28Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:30Nah, Bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini.
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampe gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang?
00:34:50Sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini...
00:34:53Saya mau balesin chat customer.
00:34:55Eh, Bu.
00:34:57Bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Yanni.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya death.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Terjemah.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:12Mbak Yanni.
00:35:13Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, Bu.
00:35:26Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku keluar dari rumah.
00:35:32Itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:36Tapi itu pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telur, dede.
00:35:49Telur.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ya, ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:58Ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:06Telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macer kalau em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em.
00:36:16Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih itu ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu.
00:36:21Enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:25Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalau buat buah ayu,
00:36:34keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen punah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanie paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanie kenalin aja sama temen-temen.
00:36:46Yanie di kampung bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:48Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Iya.
00:36:51Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:57Gak mungkin.
00:36:58Udah lah.
00:36:59Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:01Ya.
00:37:02Siap, Bu.
00:37:03Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:08Siap, Bu.
00:37:09Ya.
00:37:10Makasih, Yan.
00:37:11Sama-sama, ibu.
00:37:13Ayu.
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yanie belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:22Ya.
00:37:23Ya.
00:37:24Ya.
00:37:25Ya.
00:37:26Ya.
00:37:27Ya.
00:37:28Ya.
00:37:29Ya.
00:37:30Ya.
00:37:31Ya.
00:37:32Ya.
00:37:33Ya.
00:37:34Ya.
00:37:35Ya.
00:37:36Ya.
00:37:37Ya.
00:37:38Ya.
00:37:39Ya.
00:37:40Ya.
00:37:41Ya.
00:37:42Ya.
00:37:43Ya.
00:37:44Ya.
00:37:45Ya.
00:37:46Ya.
00:37:47Ya.
00:37:48Ya.
00:37:49Ya.
00:37:50Ya.
00:37:51Ya.
00:37:52Ya.
00:37:53Ya.
00:37:54Ya.
00:37:55Ya.
00:37:56Ya.
00:37:57Ya.
00:37:58Ya.
00:37:59Ya.
00:38:00Ya.
00:38:01Ya.
00:38:02Ya.
00:38:03Ya.
00:38:04Ya.
00:38:05Go!
00:38:07Go!
00:38:19See ya?
00:38:21Coo!
00:38:23Camera ganti.
00:38:29Cakeet.
00:38:31Omelette.
00:38:33Bu Sepuh.
00:38:37Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:39Enak pasti.
00:38:41Makasih ya.
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu.
00:38:45Ya nisiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:47Mari Bu yuk.
00:38:51Hai.
00:38:53Handsome.
00:38:55Handsome Anbak.
00:38:57Yuk aku ready nih.
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come to mama.
00:39:07Enggak.
00:39:09Enggak pengen.
00:39:11Hah?
00:39:13Kok gitu sih?
00:39:15Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:17Ayolah mas nih.
00:39:19Aku nih.
00:39:21Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:23Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:25Aduh terus?
00:39:27Ya udah.
00:39:29Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:31Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:33Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:35Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah.
00:39:39Haaah.
00:39:41Serius mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih.
00:39:44Aduh ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini.
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk kesini gak diapa-apain lagi.
00:39:51Hmm.
00:39:53Maaf dong mas.
00:39:56Hmm.
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan.
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh.
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh krokin krokin.
00:40:10Ayo.
00:40:11Yuk.
00:40:12Sini.
00:40:13Agar bahan sama.
00:40:14Uh.
00:40:16Uh.
00:40:17Uh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu.
00:40:20Yang boji banget ini.
00:40:22Hmm.
00:40:23Hmm.
00:40:24Hmm.
00:40:25Pasti.
00:40:26Pasti ya.
00:40:27Hmm.
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin.
00:40:29Hmm.
00:40:30Ya.
00:40:31Hmm.
00:40:32Mas.
00:40:33Ya.
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu.
00:40:36Kamu.
00:40:37Tinggal disini aja.
00:40:38Ya.
00:40:39Tenggara.
00:40:40Nanti kalau bos kamu tau.
00:40:42Dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah.
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja mas.
00:40:48Aman deh.
00:40:49Aman.
00:40:50Terus.
00:40:51Mandinya.
00:40:52Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis.
00:40:55Hmm.
00:40:56Kalau mandi gampang mas.
00:40:58Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang.
00:41:05Jadi aman.
00:41:06Ya.
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:10Tenang.
00:41:11Pernyek.
00:41:12Pernyek.
00:41:13Nyenek.
00:41:14Nyenek.
00:41:15Nyenek.
00:41:16Napi..
00:41:28Nyenek.
00:41:29I don't know how to do it.
00:41:32Come on, come on.
00:41:34Come on, come on.
00:41:59Come on, come on.
00:42:03It's like I can hear you.
00:42:06Come on, I've got a you.
00:42:11Come on.
00:42:13I got it.
00:42:17Let's get started, I think.
00:42:19Wait for me?
00:42:20What is it?
00:42:23Yes I can take you.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:28Ya ya!
00:42:30Ibu, bangun bangun!
00:42:31Ibu, ibu!
00:42:37Bangun ibu!
00:42:42Selamat pagi!
00:42:44Hey ibu!
00:42:46Ibu bawa in sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Wow!
00:42:52Terima kasih ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rumpahnya loh.
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:03Kalau ini Ayu, ini joget.
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:11Ya.
00:43:12Makasih ya.
00:43:13Makasih ibu.
00:43:16Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh-duh!
00:43:19Gak usah.
00:43:20Gak usah, gak usah ibu.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:25Gak usah.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini...
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh...
00:43:40Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Ibu contoh ini ya.
00:43:50Eh!
00:43:50Eh!
00:43:51Jangan-jangan!
00:43:52Bu!
00:43:53Udah.
00:43:53Sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh!
00:43:54Biar ngerti.
00:44:00Nih ya.
00:44:02Alas.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya...
00:44:06...semuanya tuh bisa berenang...
00:44:08...untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1015 menit lah.
00:44:1215 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:20Ayo ayo.
00:44:21Tuh tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Ayo coba...
00:44:23...kamu...
00:44:24...di praktekin yuk.
00:44:25Hmm...
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:26Hmm...
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:28Hmm...
00:44:29Hmm...
00:44:31Hmm...
00:44:33Hmm...
00:44:34...
00:44:35Hahahaha...
00:44:36Hato.
00:44:37Kamu tuh...
00:44:38...jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini-sini!
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih...
00:44:44Deket terakhirnya.
00:44:45This?
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:49So, this is what you do.
00:44:51Your hands are stimulated.
00:44:55You can go fast.
00:44:57That's it.
00:44:59Then...
00:45:01You talk to me.
00:45:03You talk to me.
00:45:05You talk to me.
00:45:07You talk to me.
00:45:09Yes.
00:45:11Hello.
00:45:13Yes, yes.
00:45:15After that, you do it.
00:45:17You do it.
00:45:19You do it.
00:45:21I don't know how to do it.
00:45:23Let's do it.
00:45:25Yes.
00:45:27Yes.
00:45:29Yes.
00:45:31Yes.
00:45:33Yes.
00:45:35Yes.
00:45:37Yes.
00:45:39Yes.
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:45Yes.
00:45:47Yes.
00:45:49Yes.
00:45:51Yes.
00:45:53Yes.
00:47:25Hey, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau binggi lo yang minta tolong sama gue, gue percaya.
00:47:32Gue bantuin gue kasih.
00:47:33Oh, oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam ya.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:39Okay.
00:47:39I don't know.
00:48:09Come on!
00:48:17What are you doing?
00:48:19What are you doing?
00:48:21I just...
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:33What are you doing?
00:48:35What are you doing?
00:48:37Yeah, right?
00:48:39There's everything.
00:48:41What are you doing?
00:48:43What are you talking about?
00:48:45I'm interacting.
00:48:51Ton!
00:48:53Do you have a number of people who often contact me?
00:48:55Yes, I have.
00:48:59What's the number?
00:49:01Do you have a phone call?
00:49:03You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:05I'm going to hear you.
00:49:07So...
00:49:09So you're asking Anton to send me my phone call?
00:49:11Yes?
00:49:12Why?
00:49:13Why are you afraid?
00:49:15Wait...
00:49:17My phone call will see God.
00:49:19What do you want?
00:49:21Oh, I'm so angry.
00:49:23The deep hand that you're asking didn't you ask?
00:49:26Then you yourself, yeah?
00:49:27Timo.
00:49:28Disput me!
00:49:29I'm the wrong!
00:49:30Besides you're lying in this ...
00:49:32not...
00:49:33What do you know? What's the case?
00:49:35What's the case?
00:49:37What do you think?
00:49:39There's a number that is working with you
00:49:41mess you up
00:49:43Shut up
00:49:45And what's the answer?
00:49:47You really know
00:49:51Did you hear that?
00:49:57What do you mean?
00:49:59Why do you have the answer?
00:50:01Can you ask me if you have a number of people often get out of the room?
00:50:05Yeah, the number is the number of people.
00:50:07Yeah, I'm the guy. If I say the number, I'll tell you.
00:50:09I'll tell you.
00:50:18You're so sad.
00:50:20I don't have to have to deal with you.
00:50:23I don't have to deal with you.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Nyom, nyom, nyom, nyom, nyom.
00:50:37Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Itu toge.
00:50:42Gak sekeju ya?
00:50:44Biar jos.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:47Kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Gak, gak, gak. Aku ini aja.
00:50:55Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni?
00:51:00Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:02Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:11Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:18Hmm.
00:51:19Ma'am.
00:51:20Aku tambahin.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:25Baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Supaya nyalainin disini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:55Duh.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar cos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Nah, yuk.
00:52:06Yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:07Anya!
00:52:08Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama incelah dalemnya biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:12Mana pernah kok nama incelah dalem aku.
00:52:15Inan, kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:19Tolong.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry tentang kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Huh?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Yang gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu gak tau?
00:52:53Enggak, selalu gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:01Oke.
00:53:15Bu� masa yang никаких.
00:53:16Helo.
00:53:17Ini dia.
00:53:18Besoknya pun.
00:53:19Guk huyanyi.
00:53:20Alam.
00:53:21Gerai.
00:53:22Kau.
00:53:23Guk
00:53:32Guk
00:53:33Guk
00:53:34Guk
00:53:36ポ
00:53:38Guk
00:53:39Guk
00:53:42Guk
00:53:43Ah
00:53:44Tell me!
00:53:46Come on!
00:53:48What did you do?
00:53:52Where did you do?
00:53:56What did you do?
00:53:58What did you do?
00:54:04What did you do?
00:54:08What?
00:54:10I have proof!
00:54:12my
00:54:14question
00:54:16what's this
00:54:18okay
00:54:20okay
00:54:22okay
00:54:24okay
00:54:26i
00:54:28okay
00:54:30i
00:54:32i
00:54:34i
00:54:36i
00:54:38you don't have any evidence!
00:54:40who is going to call me?
00:54:42Anton!
00:54:43I don't want you to call me!
00:54:45I'm already sure, Anton told me that the number of you is your number.
00:54:48You're the number of you?
00:54:50Number of you?
00:54:51Number of you?
00:54:52I don't know if I have two numbers.
00:54:54And number of you is the number of you?
00:54:56Who is it?
00:54:58What is it?
00:55:00I'm sorry.
00:55:08The number of you is I'm sorry.
00:55:09For two years you have to let me ask you.
00:55:10I forgot my question!
00:55:12I am sorry about you!
00:55:14I'm sorry, I met you!
00:55:15But now I was worried about you!
00:55:17And when I was like you, I said you were like,
00:55:18and now you're so sick.
00:55:19You shouldn't know?
00:55:20I said what?
00:55:21Amen!
00:55:22I said, you know?
00:55:23You should see me in a car in the pool.
00:55:24I thought you were gonna find me in the pool.
00:55:25I would like you to stop me.
00:55:26I thought you were in the pool.
00:55:27You were in the pool.
00:55:28You were in the pool, right?
00:55:29What?
00:55:30You were in the pool.
00:55:31You were in the pool?
00:55:32You were in the pool.
00:55:33I was in the pool.
00:55:34You were in the pool.
00:55:35You were in the pool.
00:55:38this!
00:55:40This is my own drama!
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:44So, I mean, you're only a girl who you paid for 2 years,
00:55:47I'm going to be arreng-arreng?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:51No!
00:55:52If you guys were told I'd be a little,
00:55:53then you'd be a little a little,
00:55:56do you have to do it?
00:56:08Broto, Ibu already know all about you, about you, and your actions.
00:56:17It's been a long time, I know.
00:56:21I'm just saying that I'm going to die.
00:56:23I'm thinking that this will happen.
00:56:26You're going to die.
00:56:38Do you know that you're going to die?
00:56:39No one...
00:56:40You know it.
00:56:42You're going to die.
00:56:45That's the guy you're going to die.
00:56:47You're the one who makes all the business you can do?
00:56:48There's a lot of people that you can leave me.
00:56:55He's beautiful...
00:56:56She's beautiful...
00:56:57She's still dead.
00:57:01Are you not the worst?
00:57:02You know I...
00:57:03I...
00:57:05Do you hear me?
00:57:08You just saw me and Dimas!
00:57:10Why are you talking to me?
00:57:15Ayu...
00:57:17I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24I know?
00:57:26Ayu and Dimas, I know?
00:57:28That's right!
00:57:29That's right!
00:57:30That's right!
00:57:31That's right!
00:57:32That's right!
00:57:35That's right!
00:57:38Tomorrow Ibu will call Dimas here.
00:57:41To explain everything.
00:57:48I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:51If I want to go from here, I want to go.
00:57:54I don't want to go.
00:57:56There's no way to go.
00:57:58I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:01I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:03You want to call Dimas?
00:58:05You want to call Dimas?
00:58:07I want to call Dimas.
00:58:08I want to call Dimas.
00:58:09Okay!
00:58:11There will be no explanation before everything is explained.
00:58:17Let's go again.
00:58:20It will be night, brother. You will sleep with me.
00:58:26While at night, you will think about what you will make for tomorrow.
00:58:41I don't want your family to be angry.
00:58:48It's hard to get out of here.
00:58:52I don't understand what it is.
00:59:11It's hard to get out of here.
00:59:17What are we doing?
00:59:22What are we doing?
00:59:26Is there something that I saw?
00:59:30Is there something that I saw as a baby?
00:59:35We need to be at night.
00:59:41Oduh.
00:59:46Mas, gawat.
00:59:49Aduh.
01:00:04Oduh.
01:00:06Aduh.
01:00:07Mas, gawat.
01:00:08I'm stressed. I'm stressed.
01:00:12I'm already eating, Yan.
01:00:13I'm stressed. If I'm stressed, I'm going to eat.
01:00:17What's that?
01:00:18I'm eating protein.
01:00:20I'm eating protein?
01:00:22Why are you talking about it?
01:00:25Why are you talking about it?
01:00:26I'm stressed.
01:00:30I'm stressed. I'm stressed.
01:00:33It's usually your wife.
01:00:35Jangan salah. Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya Ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah? Kau mata-matanya Ibu?
01:00:46Kenapa? Masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama Ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya Ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:03Yan.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:07Yan.
01:01:09Kamu minyak angin ya?
01:01:11Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:13Ini sebenernya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:15Hah?
01:01:17DAN-
01:01:29Ya man, m動 it.
01:01:32Awmates.
01:01:33Oof.
01:01:34Sean.
01:01:35Wow.
01:01:36you
01:01:40you
01:01:42you
01:01:44you
01:01:47you
01:01:49you
01:01:51and
01:01:52ok
01:01:52it's
01:01:53it's
01:02:01you
01:02:01you
01:02:02Oh, many people.
01:02:10Yondo.
01:02:14I'm working again.
01:02:19Yeah, I'm going to sleep again.
01:02:26I can't go home.
01:02:28Jakarta is still in quarantine, how are you going to report?
01:02:35Yes, healthy, healthy, healthy.
01:02:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:43Yes, yes, yes.
01:02:45Yan?
01:02:47Eh, I need to work again.
01:02:54How are you still sleeping?
01:02:58Canak badan ya?
01:03:05Yaudah, istirahat aja.
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:14Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem, udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu, kalo Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Ah, semoga gak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau, supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:39Ya wis, itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:54Ini.
01:03:55Kau, kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau kau
01:04:25Assalamualaikum.
01:04:29Hai Dimas.
01:04:32Hai Bu.
01:04:34Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu.
01:04:43Hai Mbak Yu.
01:04:46Hai Mas, sehat?
01:04:53Mas Mbak, kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih Lombang?
01:05:04Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:11Belum.
01:05:13Eh tadi, Ubutul masuk sini.
01:05:17Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:20Aduh.
01:05:21Katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:31Duh, kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur Mas.
01:05:38Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita.
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh Mas.
01:05:52Tabungan aku.
01:05:53Aku nyalanginnya di sini.
01:05:55Yalah.
01:05:57Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya.
01:05:59Banyak banget.
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:07Rota.
01:06:09Kamu duluan?
01:06:10Dia aja duluan.
01:06:12Dia kan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:14Eh kapan sih Mas?
01:06:15Kepatut lu.
01:06:16Ayolah.
01:06:17Stop, rata.
01:06:18Aku aja yang jelasin ya Bu.
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:38Nih.
01:06:39Ini masalahnya.
01:06:42Dari awal lu tuh gak pengen kalah.
01:06:44Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:46Harus duluan.
01:06:47Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:53Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:56Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:59Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:03Eh beneran.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu.
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak salah.
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:15Hei.
01:07:16Bu.
01:07:17Sekarang nih.
01:07:18Dia lagi nyeles.
01:07:19Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:20Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:21Titik.
01:07:22Gue bebas ngomong aja.
01:07:23Bodoh banget.
01:07:24Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:26Ketahin dong.
01:07:27Kesampah.
01:07:28Nih kain aja.
01:07:29Oh iya emang.
01:07:30Udah gue rencana itu gue aja.
01:07:32Rencana?
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencana yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:37Eh lo diem ya.
01:07:38Munafik ya.
01:07:39Lo pikir dengan lo tidur dengan adek gua.
01:07:41Lo lebih sudi dari gua.
01:07:42Iya.
01:07:43Mas. Mas nurut.
01:07:44Eh anjing nyum gak lu.
01:07:46Dimas.
01:07:47Biar aku ajain jelasin.
01:07:48Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:08:07Dan ternyata.
01:08:09Dan ternyata.
01:08:10Dimas orangnya.
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu.
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:18Rutin ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:29Tapi sama adik kamu.
01:08:31Lihat kamu.
01:08:32Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar.
01:08:35Urus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Dimas.
01:08:37Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:38Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:39Jadi.
01:08:40Aku sama Dimas udah ada rencana untuk menikah.
01:08:42Setelah aku cerai dari proto.
01:08:45Tapi ibu.
01:08:47Tidak.
01:08:48Tidak.
01:08:49Tidak.
01:08:50Tidak.
01:08:51Tidak.
01:08:52Tidak.
01:08:53Tidak.
01:08:54Tidak.
01:08:55Tidak.
01:08:56Tidak.
01:08:57Tidak.
01:08:58Tidak.
01:08:59Tidak.
01:09:00Tidak.
01:09:01Aku tenang aja.
01:09:03Aku akan tetep jadi anak ibu.
01:09:07Cuma bedanya kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:12Ya.
01:09:13Tidak.
01:09:14Tidak.
01:09:15Tidak.
01:09:17Tidak.
01:09:18Tidak.
01:09:19Sudah itu.
01:09:20Tidak.
01:09:21Tidak.
01:09:22Tidak.
01:09:23Pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya.
01:09:26You're going to take the process.
01:09:30And you...
01:09:32You have to keep everything you left and you'll leave.
01:09:39I'm going to ask you.
01:09:41I have to do it.
01:09:42Good.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu, this is all right.
01:09:45It's not right.
01:09:46I'm sorry to all.
01:09:47I'm not going to do that with you.
01:09:49You're listening to me.
01:09:51You're listening to me.
01:09:53You're listening to me.
01:09:54You're listening to me.
01:09:55Maybe you'll ask her place.
01:09:57I'm eating.
01:09:59I'm going.
01:10:00Let's go here, you were.
01:10:05I since as I was a review.
01:10:07And...
01:10:09Do you do that to my husband?
01:10:12Yes...
01:10:14At least You can go.
01:10:18Eh the ...
01:10:20You have to come all over.
01:10:22Nice to be back with us.
01:10:24Yuk kita nikah aja biarin pakai uang aku aja aku rela ya kalau itu aku mau tapi ada syaratnya apa
01:10:33jangan pernah yanati aku ya Yanni masih meragukan cintaku saja kalau urusan janji setia akan aku
01:10:51pegang teguh sampai akhir hayatku nanti seperti kata Glenn Bradley tak pernah setengah hari itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas udah ganti Tom pokoknya doain aku ya janji ya Mas Bambang
01:11:21ini video apaan sih orang bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP tapi pakai senyum-senyum ya terus udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33oh ya jelas dong ini handphone sengaja saya tinggalin disini waktu bu Ayu telepon ibu ini buah kesukaan ibu
01:11:45ibu ya ibu yaudah Yanni kebelakangan lagi ibu makan dong dari kemarin gak pernah makan ibu nanti Yanni lagi yang makan
01:11:54ibu tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor nih buktinya aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:02terus sejak saat itu aku bener-bener gak bisa ngapain gitu yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini bu ini fitnah namanya lo masih ngeles aja iya buktinya tuh
01:12:21bu mas sumpah mas dulu emang bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku suka ngecet aku tapi dia tuh cerita curhat katanya mas broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:32selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:39sorry ya kayak ada rasa suka sama aku ada rasa sayang sama aku ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48udah stop aku cut sampe disitu bu aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari bayu bayu ngecet aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56mas mas nih mas kalo gak percaya mas liat sendiri dibas kamu ngapain sih dibas
01:13:03mba aku tuh sayang sama mba sayang sama semuanya tapi gak kayak gini caranya mba
01:13:10ini angkat bagian lu hapus aduh capek itu udah murus ya
01:13:14sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya bayu oke
01:13:17kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus di handphone bayu pasti masih ada gitu aja
01:13:23ayu boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih bu aku ini yang salah broto gua aku cuma disakitin aku yang selingkul dia
01:13:36ibu ini aku ayu bu
01:13:38anak perempuan ibunya ibu sayang
01:13:41ibu kan kayak gini
01:13:43ibu jangan kayak gini sama ayu
01:13:47ini bukan anak ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50makanya
01:13:52ibu mau biar ini jelas
01:13:55ibu
01:14:08ibu
01:14:23ibu
01:14:26ibu
01:14:28ibu
01:14:31ibu
01:14:34ibu
01:14:35ibu
01:15:37Kamu yang sama, Reza.
01:15:40Habis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang bisa ikut.
01:15:43Enggak, ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin, harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak ngomong apa, kamu tuh gak tau aku yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Bayu.
01:16:16Kamu ingat semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Bayu.
01:16:20Bayu.
01:16:21Kalau Bayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh ini semua.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:51Hah?
01:16:52Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu, perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:00Mas Broto.
01:17:05Positif hamil.
01:17:08Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:20Ibu.
01:17:21I'm the same person.
01:17:51I don't have to know who I am.
01:17:58I don't have to know who I am.
01:18:21I always believe that everything happens with a goal.
01:18:34You and me are not true.
01:18:42You and me are a curse.
01:18:51You and me are one.
01:19:00I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:21Mas Bapak, masa sedih?
01:19:30Mas Bapak, masa sedih?
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Mas?
01:19:55Mas?
01:19:56Mas?
01:19:57I'm not going to hurt you.
01:20:07I'm going to hurt you.
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