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00:00:30THE END
00:01:00I am not interested in your problems, Agent Karloff.
00:01:09I am only interested in getting our property back
00:01:11and getting rid of their agent permanently.
00:01:30The END
00:01:40This is Banner.
00:01:44I must meet you.
00:01:47Well, I can finish up here later.
00:01:50Sure.
00:01:51When can we meet?
00:01:52Not tomorrow.
00:01:54I've got a little side trip I've got to take first.
00:01:57The next day, then?
00:01:58I could meet you Thursday night in L.A., though.
00:02:00At the Bonaventure?
00:02:01Yeah, at the Bonaventure.
00:02:02Sure.
00:02:03Okay.
00:02:04All right, Miss Karloff.
00:02:05Eight-ish?
00:02:06Eight-ish it is, then.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09Sorry, Ling.
00:02:12Got to go.
00:02:13But maybe we can pick this up another time, huh?
00:02:16Or even another lifetime, darling.
00:02:20Ciao.
00:02:20Bye.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:50Oh, what a waste.
00:02:55Francois, are you coming?
00:02:57Oui, monsieur.
00:02:59At least, monsieur Banner, I got my gun off.
00:03:04God, I love this job.
00:03:06I'm living on the edge
00:03:31Without a prayer inside
00:03:34You've got me walking on a land
00:03:39In the darkest part of night
00:03:44Standing at the end
00:03:47With so much left to learn
00:03:51You know that you're my only friend
00:03:55I've got nowhere left to turn
00:03:59I'm living on the end
00:04:04Standing all alone
00:04:07I'm walking on a land
00:04:12With nowhere left to go
00:04:15But one day I'll be free
00:04:19And I'll step down off the ledge
00:04:24Until it's over
00:04:26I'll be living on the end
00:04:34When I'm alone with you
00:04:40The world becomes so clear
00:04:44But then the moments are so few
00:04:48When I can have you near me
00:04:53So much time to work
00:04:57So little time to pay
00:05:00I guess it's just my love
00:05:03I'm living on the end
00:05:05I'm living on the end
00:05:10I'm living on the edge
00:05:14I'm standing all alone
00:05:17I'm walking on a land
00:05:21With so much left to go
00:05:24And one day I'll be free
00:05:28And I'll step down off the ledge
00:05:33Until it's over
00:05:35I'll be living on the end
00:05:38I'll be living on the end
00:05:42When it's over
00:05:46When it's over
00:05:47Truly over
00:05:50I'll be waiting for you
00:05:56When it's over
00:06:04Truly over
00:06:06I'll be here
00:06:08With you
00:06:12I'm living on the end
00:06:23I'm living on the end
00:06:25I'm standing all alone
00:06:28I'm walking on a land
00:06:31With so much left to go
00:06:33With so much left to go
00:06:36But one day I'll be free
00:06:39And I'll step down off the ledge
00:06:44Until it's over
00:06:47I'll be living on the end
00:06:51Where the hell is that unreliable son of a bitch?
00:07:04How come you can be on time and he can't?
00:07:06He's here, sir.
00:07:06I saw him in his quarters last night.
00:07:08I'll bet you did.
00:07:09I thought you two were through again.
00:07:11Listen, why don't you just give this to him?
00:07:12I'm sick and tired of sitting around
00:07:14waiting for the great Mr. Banner.
00:07:16You called?
00:07:20Well, hi-o.
00:07:21What the hell is she doing here?
00:07:25Well, why don't you just think of me
00:07:27as your report card, Python?
00:07:29No, Mr. E counts on me
00:07:31to protect the special interests
00:07:33of these special operations.
00:07:35You're doing a swell job, Chesley.
00:07:37Just what I need, a goddamn watchdog.
00:07:43Just keep it up, Python.
00:07:47And you're a dead man.
00:07:51You know, Python, it's really good
00:07:54to see our two agencies working together again.
00:07:58On this mission hotshot,
00:08:00you're working for me.
00:08:01Oh, is that a fact, Colonel?
00:08:03As long as I outrank you, it is.
00:08:05Gentlemen, I believe we have a job to do.
00:08:09All right, just run it down, Python.
00:08:11It's pretty cut and dry, Sonny.
00:08:14But if you need me to explain it to you,
00:08:16you've got to go someplace you're not supposed to be
00:08:18to take out a radar installation
00:08:20that's not supposed to exist.
00:08:21And there's one more thing, super spy.
00:08:25I want you to remember
00:08:26that it's because of you
00:08:27I lost my legs
00:08:28in the interest of interagency cooperation.
00:08:32Now, you get the hell out of here
00:08:35before I really get mad.
00:08:37And I want you to check with me
00:08:38every step of the way.
00:08:41And if you need backup,
00:08:43I'm your contact.
00:08:44You understand, trust me.
00:09:02I want you to check with me.
00:09:03Ha, ha, ha.
00:09:33Okay, Banner, it looks like the camp is just a half a mile to the east.
00:09:53We might as well take it down.
00:09:56Hey, did you get a good look at that radar unit?
00:09:58Yeah, yeah, there's only a couple of guys around.
00:10:00It looks like a piece of cake.
00:10:01Well, Jake, let's go get a piece.
00:10:04Oh, please, Banner.
00:10:06Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:09Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:11Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:12I want to go get a piece of cake.
00:10:16Okay, let's go get a piece of cake.
00:10:25Oh, my God.
00:10:55Oh, Jacqueline, give me your .38, would you?
00:11:05What?
00:11:07Just a little extra protection for me.
00:11:13Daddy Yankee?
00:11:17Buenos dias, senorita.
00:11:21Come on, Banner.
00:11:22Let's blow this pop stand.
00:11:23With this?
00:11:24I'm sure our comrades are going to bang on this one.
00:11:27Yeah, take an end to this, will you?
00:11:28Three, two, two.
00:11:36Let's go.
00:11:37Oh, my kids.
00:14:39Just hang in there, Val.
00:14:41This was never in the manual.
00:14:42The target is in sight, sir.
00:14:56Good lieutenant.
00:14:58What about your friend, Banner?
00:14:59You got him spotted yet?
00:15:01No, no sign of him yet.
00:16:05Let's take a night, please.
00:16:10Black Panther.
00:16:11Black Panther.
00:16:15Black Panther.
00:16:20Black Panther.
00:16:21Black Panther.
00:16:22Black Panther.
00:16:30Black Panther.
00:16:36What's the status of our man?
00:16:38Banner's made it into the compound where the Cubans are storing that, uh, JVQ radar jamming unit.
00:16:47That guy for small miracles.
00:16:49You were right.
00:16:51It is compact.
00:16:53Maybe even mobile.
00:16:55Could be a very serious threat.
00:16:57The only serious threat out there is that son-of-a-bitch Banner.
00:17:03All right, just stick to the script and get the job done.
00:17:06Yes, sir, whatever it takes, just as planned.
00:18:38Shit.
00:18:39Oh, shit.
00:18:40Oh, shit.
00:18:41Oh, shit.
00:18:42Oh, shit.
00:18:43Oh, shit.
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00:18:49Oh, shit.
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00:19:00Oh, shit.
00:19:01Oh, shit.
00:19:02Oh, shit.
00:19:03Oh, shit.
00:19:04Oh, shit.
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00:19:06Oh, shit.
00:19:07Oh, shit.
00:19:08Oh, shit.
00:19:09Oh, shit.
00:19:10Oh, shit.
00:19:11Lieutenant.
00:19:12Yes, sir?
00:19:13Take it there's a problem.
00:19:14Yes.
00:19:15We might need some backup.
00:19:16I figured you as much.
00:19:17What's your position?
00:19:18Banner's coordinates, they're 457.7 latitude, 52.8 longitude.
00:19:25He's got about 30 seconds, sir, to make a splash, or should I say a bang?
00:19:30All right.
00:19:31Just get on with it.
00:19:32Play it safe and cover your ass.
00:19:34Get out of there with or without Banner.
00:19:36Yes, sir.
00:19:37Yes.
00:19:38I know the drill.
00:19:39Jacqueline.
00:19:40Yes.
00:19:41I hope he doesn't forget what he came there for.
00:19:44Yes.
00:19:45I'm sure he'll take the jamming unit out.
00:19:46He can take care of himself, sir.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49If I know him, he'll probably take himself out with it.
00:19:51And don't worry about the backup.
00:19:53It's on its way.
00:19:55Out.
00:20:06Yeah, this is Python.
00:20:07Give me the Pentagon.
00:20:12I'm surprised that your government can't do better than this.
00:20:23Oh, General, you know what the budget cuts that our government's doing.
00:20:26I mean, it just makes our job a little harder.
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:37Nice.
00:20:38Nice.
00:20:39You know, General, time flies when you're having fun, doesn't it?
00:20:44It's the truck.
00:20:45Give me that, General.
00:20:46Stick it where the sun don't shine.
00:20:47Come on, get out of there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:51Ican's mind.
00:20:52Angle!
00:20:53I'm gone!
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:55Get outta there, Stephen James Banner.
00:20:58He's in Germany.
00:21:00vai up, it's路!
00:21:01selected carrying the wingman!
00:21:02Alright, Alme Ver.
00:21:03Whoa!
00:21:05No.
00:21:06I'm sorry, minister.
00:21:09I'm sorry, minister.
00:21:11I'm sorry, minister.
00:21:12Leave me!
00:21:13Leave me!
00:21:14I'm sorry, minister!
00:21:15I'm sorry, minister!
00:21:16I'm sorry!
00:21:18Come back!
00:21:20Come back, come back!
00:21:22Go, go!
00:21:24Come back!
00:21:26Two, three!
00:21:30I'm sorry!
00:21:32Come back!
00:21:34Come back!
00:21:36I'm sorry!
00:21:38I'm sorry!
00:21:46Come on, come on!
00:21:48Put it on the middle, come on!
00:21:50Go! Go! Go!
00:21:52Come on, come on!
00:22:14Go! Go!
00:22:15¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:22:45¡Dios!
00:23:15¡Dios!
00:23:17¡Dios!
00:23:22¡Dios! ¡Dios!
00:23:24¡Dios!
00:23:41Code 5, Code 4, come in.
00:23:43Can you read?
00:23:45I'm a little busy right now.
00:23:47I'm sorry, I lost your visual.
00:23:49Can you make it to the plane?
00:23:51Roger, I'm almost there.
00:23:52You better be too, Jack. Let me...
00:24:13This is Code 5, Code 5, Jack.
00:24:27Are you there? Come in.
00:24:29Tanner, what was that explosion?
00:24:31Is our chicken out of here?
00:24:33The plane? The plane's been hit?
00:24:36All right, listen. I radioed for some backup earlier.
00:24:40There should be a chopper at the rendezvous point. Any minute.
00:24:43Okay, on my way.
00:24:46You better be there. You son of a bitch.
00:24:59I'm sorry, you're in the street. Roger, barrier street.
00:25:29It's fine, Jacqueline. Get the hell out of here.
00:25:33That's enormous.
00:25:45Hey!
00:25:47Whoa!
00:25:59It's rough and rough.
00:26:14Hey, buddy.
00:26:16Three in the crowd.
00:26:22Oh, Steven.
00:26:24Jack.
00:26:29Bravo, Leader. This is Code 5, Commander. Do you have copy?
00:26:38One three base, very good.
00:26:40All right. The target is permanently disabled.
00:26:43I repeat, permanently disabled.
00:26:46Take your troops to the pre-designated coordinates
00:26:49and destroy the remains of the camp.
00:26:51Do you understand, Bravo, Leader?
00:26:53One two, good.
00:26:54Good.
00:26:59God damn it, Banner! Nobody touches that camp.
00:27:03Do you copy, Bravo, Leader?
00:27:05Banner!
00:27:06What frequency are you on?
00:27:08Switching to frequency 1.25 X-ray.
00:27:12Charlie Company, Team Leader.
00:27:14Are you in position?
00:27:18Banner.
00:27:19Can anybody hear me?
00:27:21I knew he'd do this to me.
00:27:22They're gonna have my ass for this.
00:27:23Good.
00:27:24But remember, this is the 1980s, guys, and not the Bay of Pigs.
00:27:26So just back up Bravo Company with some firepower.
00:27:27And get your boys home.
00:27:28Is that understood, Charlie?
00:27:29Yes, sir, Captain.
00:27:30We're moving in now.
00:27:31Good luck, man.
00:27:32Out!
00:27:33Out!
00:27:45Out!
00:27:46Out!
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00:28:00Out!
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00:32:31Ladies and gentlemen,
00:32:55would you please give Mr. E. your undivided attention?
00:33:01I believe you all know why you're here.
00:33:03Uh, if you will allow me, sir.
00:33:05It took a great deal of effort and interagency cooperation
00:33:10in order to obtain this valuable piece of blackmail.
00:33:15I have personally laid my reputation on the line.
00:33:19Now, if you will, pay close attention to what you're going to see on the screen.
00:33:31The subject had no knowledge that he was being filmed.
00:33:51Suffice it to say, this is confidential.
00:33:55I trust that nothing would go beyond this room.
00:33:58Agreed?
00:33:59Thank you, Mr. E.
00:34:01Roll film, please.
00:34:04Okay, right away.
00:34:05Okay, let's go, let's go.
00:34:11Okay, let's go.
00:34:13Okay, let's go.
00:34:14What is this, a joke?
00:34:43I assure you it's not.
00:34:44And if you'll just be patient, Lieutenant,
00:34:49we'll all be able to find out just how critical this is to our national security.
00:34:56And I'm a cop.
00:34:57I carry a badge, a gun, and bullets,
00:35:01and a nightsticker, and handcuffs in the streets.
00:35:05So,
00:35:06and a nightsticker, and a nightsticker.
00:35:12And a nightsticker.
00:35:14And a nightsticker.
00:35:18Are you in New York?
00:35:48Now remember, this particular incident happened over 20 years ago.
00:36:08The boy was just about eight years old then, was institutionalized, presumably for life.
00:36:15Uh, Madame Claus?
00:36:18Oh, you mean subordinate Claus.
00:36:37Mickey, Mickey, look at that! Mickey, look at that!
00:36:45Uh!
00:36:47Uh!
00:36:48Uh!
00:36:49Uh!
00:36:50Uh!
00:36:59Hmm...
00:37:00That, folks, was almost 20 years ago.
00:37:30Turn on the lights. What's wrong with the film?
00:37:48What are you guys doing back there?
00:37:51What?
00:37:53It appears the rest of the film is missing, sir. Gone.
00:37:57Find that film today. Put your best man on it.
00:38:03Yes, sir. Consider it done.
00:38:06Stephen, I'm so glad you could make dinner tonight.
00:38:24I must say, it's been a most enlightening evening.
00:38:27Why, thank you, Stephen.
00:38:30And I must say, I was certainly surprised to know you were free tonight.
00:38:34The scuttlebutt around the office is you're working on a very important project.
00:38:39Sure.
00:38:41Maybe, but that's pretty much behind us now.
00:38:44Uh, tell me, Ms. Karloff, how long have you been with our agency?
00:38:48And how did you know about my son?
00:38:51Oh, well, you certainly aren't inquisitive, little devil, aren't you?
00:38:55I almost feel as if you don't trust me, Stephen.
00:38:58No, I'm not at all.
00:39:00It's just been a long trip back from Hong Kong, that's all.
00:39:03I'm just a little tired.
00:39:05Excuse me, sir. You have an urgent phone call.
00:39:07Oh, God.
00:39:08Never gets.
00:39:10Banner here.
00:39:11Stephen, I'm glad I found you.
00:39:14How did you, uh, I won't even ask.
00:39:17I suppose it's important, though, huh?
00:39:18Mr. E is livid.
00:39:21Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:39:26You suspect, of course, a...
00:39:28Yes, a double agent.
00:39:31Uh, right, Lieutenant.
00:39:33I think the answer might be staring me right in the face.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Never mind.
00:39:38I'll, uh, I'll explain it all later.
00:39:40Uh, where's the meet?
00:39:42At the submarine base.
00:39:43About one hour?
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:45Sure.
00:39:47Well, it's going to be deep run, but duty does call.
00:39:52Uh, waiter, can this lovely lady have some coffee?
00:39:56Or...
00:39:56Perhaps you'd prefer a black Russian.
00:39:58Uh, waiter, can this check?
00:40:05Give me a scotch of water straight up.
00:40:07Certainly, madam.
00:40:08Oh, and this should take care of the goddamn bill.
00:40:11Mr. E is livid.
00:40:23Someone inside our headquarters snatched a highly secret film that must be recovered.
00:40:28Looking for me, Jacqueline?
00:40:49Oh, my God.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:40:51Late as usual, Banner.
00:40:53Well, don't worry.
00:40:56I've brought along some of those gizmos you guys like to play with.
00:41:01Here's your A-48 decoder.
00:41:03It'll get you into the Soviet's computer room at the UN.
00:41:07We think the film's in the safe by the main terminal room.
00:41:12God, I love these toys.
00:41:14Knock it off.
00:41:15I signed for that.
00:41:17Now, here's their latest printout, cross-referenced to gain access to the main computer.
00:41:21It should open the safe.
00:41:23Hopefully, the film's still in there.
00:41:25It's with this film anyway, Jacqueline.
00:41:29Porno movies, right?
00:41:30Not likely, but Mr. E's bent on getting this back into our hands.
00:41:34Says it could be a real smoking gun for the Kremlin.
00:41:37So they haven't even told you.
00:41:40Rather high security, Jacqueline.
00:41:43Rather high priority, Banner.
00:41:48Touche.
00:41:54Miss Karloff, what is your location?
00:41:57I'm right outside our computer operations building.
00:42:00Steven has already gone in.
00:42:03Steven?
00:42:04Are you two that close?
00:42:07Please, General.
00:42:09If he's as good as his record, he might just bypass security, decode the safe, and get the film back into United States' hands.
00:42:23I agree.
00:42:24I suggest we bring in more manpower and...
00:42:27Yet, Karloff.
00:42:29I don't want anyone, not even our own people, seeing that film.
00:42:34Homrad.
00:42:35Mickey.
00:42:36That kid in the film.
00:42:38He's now an adult.
00:42:40And one of our agents.
00:42:43He must be protected.
00:42:46I see no purpose in going on with this charade.
00:43:06In truth, he's no agent.
00:43:14He's my grandson.
00:43:18A psychopathic killer whose identity, if known to the rest, could prove very embarrassing to our government.
00:43:25And definitely, the end of my career.
00:43:31But, sir, I thought that...
00:43:32Enough said, comrade.
00:43:34Just recover that film and deliver it directly to me.
00:43:39Yes, sir.
00:43:40Consider it done.
00:43:42End communication.
00:43:48Goodbye, Karloff.
00:43:58And good luck.
00:44:09Bye, Karloff.
00:44:39Bye, Karloff.
00:45:09Do you want to play a game?
00:45:13Uh, no, computer.
00:45:14I do not want to play a game.
00:45:16Oh.
00:45:17Please enter your security code, then.
00:45:20I acknowledge your authority.
00:45:25Let us begin.
00:45:28By all means.
00:45:30I'd like to know, computer, where the movie film that was recent deposit here is being kept.
00:45:36The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:43Good.
00:45:44Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:45:49The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:56The motion picture film is being kept in the master safe in the east part of this room.
00:45:57Good.
00:45:58Computer, just what is on that film that's so damn important?
00:46:03Apparently, one of our Moscow-based generals had a son who is a psychopathic killer.
00:46:12One Christmas Eve, he hacked up his mother and his father.
00:46:17Enough.
00:46:18What the hell?
00:46:22Sir?
00:46:23Nothing, computer.
00:46:24Begin sequencing the combination of the airlock safe.
00:46:30The sequencing to open the master safe has begun.
00:46:35Okay.
00:46:36Thank you, computer.
00:46:37Only ten seconds now until you will have access to the vault.
00:46:42Continue, thank you.
00:46:46Countdown.
00:46:47Five.
00:46:48Four.
00:46:49Three.
00:46:50Two.
00:46:51And open.
00:46:52You now have two minutes.
00:46:53Two.
00:46:54Good job, oh boy.
00:46:56Damn it.
00:46:57I'm bored.
00:46:58I'm bored.
00:46:59I'm bored.
00:47:00I'm bored.
00:47:01I'm bored.
00:47:02I'm bored.
00:47:03I'm bored.
00:47:04I'm bored.
00:47:05I'm bored.
00:47:06I'm bored.
00:47:07You now have two minutes.
00:47:08Good job, cowboy.
00:47:10But this is fun.
00:47:12You don't have two minutes.
00:47:13You have two working sheets.
00:47:14You can roll.
00:47:17And the classics for strings.
00:47:18I'm bored.
00:47:19Agoes.
00:47:20I'm bored.
00:47:21I'm bored.
00:47:22And the classics.
00:47:24Seed the hell.
00:47:25I'm bored.
00:47:26It's terrible.
00:47:27I'm bored.
00:47:29How'd it be.
00:47:30You can roll.
00:47:31There is in your eyes
00:47:35You recognize
00:47:40You're trying to get to the tide
00:47:45You're trying to fight
00:47:56You can't hear me
00:47:58I see
00:47:59You can't hear me
00:48:02What can you do?
00:48:22Fight! Fight!
00:48:24Fight!
00:48:25Fight!
00:48:26Fight!
00:48:27Fight!
00:48:28Fight!
00:48:29Fight!
00:48:30You can't hear me
00:48:31You can't hear me
00:48:33You can't hear me
00:48:34I can't hear me
00:48:35You can't hear me
00:48:36Oh my God!
00:48:38I DRAMING
00:48:41Fight!
00:48:42Fight!
00:48:43For your right
00:48:44Right!
00:48:45You took my boots
00:48:47Without everything you know
00:48:50Fight!
00:48:51I DRAMING
00:48:54You can't hear me
00:48:56I got to do it
00:48:57You can't hear me
00:48:58You can't hear me
00:48:59Fights!
00:49:01Fights!
00:49:03Fights!
00:49:29Fights!
00:49:33Fights!
00:49:35antefins!
00:49:47bottomcl emergen falei
00:49:51Ah, Mr. E. Good timing.
00:50:04Hit it, driver.
00:50:21This is Banner.
00:50:24Catch me through the aerial surveillance.
00:50:27Yeah, this is field agent Banner.
00:50:30Get this some aerial surveillance on target,
00:50:33heading south on 101.
00:50:43Can you get the target inside?
00:50:46Yep, it is a motorcycle.
00:50:49That's right.
00:50:52Just keep the distance and be ready to fire if necessary.
00:50:56Faster, driver.
00:50:58There's nothing left to say.
00:51:01Answer my questions.
00:51:05Don't take me away.
00:51:19That was close.
00:51:21He'll be all right.
00:51:22Oh, you forgot. You forgot. You forgot.
00:51:27No, no, hold your fire.
00:51:52I think you're OK.
00:51:53Off the screen.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:05Good.
00:52:06Good.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Good.
00:52:09Good.
00:52:10Good.
00:52:11Good.
00:52:12Good.
00:52:13Good.
00:52:14Good.
00:52:15Follow him, driver.
00:52:16Good.
00:52:23Good.
00:52:24Good.
00:52:25Good.
00:52:26Good.
00:52:27Good.
00:52:28Good.
00:52:29Good.
00:52:29Well, I'm afraid we've lost this matter.
00:52:32Who's lost in matter?
00:52:36Well, maybe not.
00:52:50You know that film I haven't had to die, you son of a bitch!
00:52:53Bitch! You, chief son of a bitch!
00:52:55That's what you get for sticking me with a check!
00:52:59Not so fast, Karloff!
00:53:04You asshole!
00:53:17Of course, now that the film is gone,
00:53:20we could say we just did our part for detente, huh?
00:53:27Ciao.
00:53:28But, Fanner, I don't know how to land this thing!
00:53:32Oh, damn you!
00:53:37It does have a nice ass, though.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:43Yes?
00:53:45What?
00:53:47Put it on the screen!
00:53:49How close is our sub?
00:53:50And the Americans?
00:53:51Get our divers in the water!
00:53:53Now!
00:53:54I want that film!
00:53:55No!
00:53:56No!
00:53:57No!
00:53:58No!
00:53:59No!
00:54:00No!
00:54:01I want that film!
00:54:02No!
00:54:09No!
00:54:10Uh-hooooh!
00:54:12Get our divers in the water! Now! I want that film!
00:54:33Permission to come aboard, Corporal.
00:54:35Oh, yes, sir.
00:54:36Yes, sir, Captain Banner.
00:54:38Mr. Corporal, I am.
00:54:40Nice of you to drop in like this.
00:54:42I hope you didn't, uh, dress up on my account.
00:54:45Well, gee.
00:54:46Uh, Lieutenant.
00:54:49I've been running around a lot today.
00:54:51Marshal Sub, close your fence on target, ma'am.
00:54:53Thank you, Corporal.
00:54:55Come on, Steven. Your gear is down in the torpedo.
00:54:57This way, sir.
00:54:59Captain Levy Bridge.
00:55:01Dive! Dive!
00:55:03I'm Scott.
00:55:06I'm Scott.
00:55:08I'm Scott.
00:55:09I'm Scott.
00:55:10I'm Scott.
00:55:12I'm Scott.
00:55:13I'm Scott.
00:55:14I'm Scott.
00:55:15I'm Scott.
00:55:16I'm Scott.
00:55:17I'm Scott.
00:55:18Jack, just what the hell is going on with this film?
00:55:20I've been going around here like a...
00:55:22Steven, I'll explain everything later.
00:55:24The Russians have to be stopped at any cost.
00:55:27Understood?
00:55:28Yes, yes.
00:55:29Captain, understood?
00:55:32Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:55:34Sorry, Steven. Just be careful, okay?
00:55:37Those guys are acting real serious.
00:55:54Oh, God, would you look at that picture.
00:56:08What year is that taking, anyway?
00:56:11Still hiding your eyes because of whining us, don't you, Steven?
00:56:16Oh, Jacqueline.
00:56:18I didn't know I didn't trust you.
00:56:20This whole head...
00:56:22Besides, I've always been able to see rights for you anyway.
00:56:25You don't fool me.
00:56:271983.
00:56:29Kyle.
00:56:30What?
00:56:31Oh, the picture, remember?
00:56:34Operation Karnak, I believe.
00:56:36Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Well, we sure tried around, didn't we?
00:56:46How did I ever let myself get involved with you, Steven?
00:56:49We can get into the rules.
00:56:50Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:52Oh, rules, rules.
00:56:53No interpersonal relationships between agents, that's...
00:56:56Well, Banner, those are the rules, you know.
00:56:59I know.
00:57:00The agency's rules, Jacqueline.
00:57:02Why do you think they call our unit S-O-V?
00:57:05The hell of them?
00:57:06The hell of Mr. E.
00:57:08May I have this?
00:57:09Steven!
00:57:10Steven!
00:57:11Steven!
00:57:12Steven!
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Ah!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:19Ah!
00:57:20Ah!
00:57:21Ah!
00:57:22Ah!
00:57:23The locket looks really nice on you, Steven.
00:57:25Do you really like it?
00:57:26Of course I do.
00:57:27I love it.
00:57:28It'll be my good luck charm.
00:57:29Kind of like a gold dog tattoo, you know.
00:57:30Oh, that's the thanks I get for...
00:57:31Damn it, Jacqueline.
00:57:32I don't know why you always want to pick a fight when I gotta leave.
00:57:33Maybe it pisses me off.
00:57:34Well, I never could compete with all your women, but...
00:57:35Hey, there never was a contest.
00:57:36Especially when you were done.
00:57:37Look, Steven.
00:57:38You are what you are.
00:57:39And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:40Just holding the jack one.
00:57:41I'm just holding the jack one.
00:57:42I'm so proud of you, Steven James Fenney.
00:57:43And all the time, and all the time, and all the time, and all the time.
00:57:50I'm so proud of you, Stephen Jones, baby.
00:57:53You look, Stephen. You are what you are.
00:57:56And it feels like I'm just holding you back.
00:57:59I'm just holding you, Jacqueline.
00:58:05I'm so proud of you, Stephen Jones, baby.
00:58:08You're all the kind.
00:58:10I'm always so strong.
00:58:12Tell that to my heart, George.
00:58:15So think if the moment is breaking,
00:58:18are you sure you can't come, Jacqueline?
00:58:20What? To New Zealand?
00:58:23I'm afraid not, baby.
00:58:25I sure won't miss you there.
00:58:27I'll always miss you.
00:58:37Stephen, I can watch you fight and I can watch you win,
00:58:41but I will never watch you die.
00:58:44And that is the reality of you.
00:58:47But sometimes, some place in the world,
00:58:49when you let your guard down,
00:58:51some faceless assassin will kill you.
00:58:54And I think I'd rather not be there for that scene,
00:58:57if you don't mind, darling.
00:58:59And I...
00:59:03And I...
00:59:11...the first station supply switched to air,
00:59:12LCP-1I.
00:59:14And I'll switch it's having a missile launch.
00:59:175-Nav weapons. Navigation fire control. Transmatch set. Completed. Start at sight point.
00:59:23Officer J. Select training fire. Weapons, you have permission to fire.
00:59:27You have permission to fire, I can.
00:59:29Weapons time. You have permission to fire.
00:59:31Stop here, Scope.
00:59:32And fire.
00:59:33I want.
00:59:47I want.
01:00:17I want.
01:00:47I want.
01:01:17Ladies and gentlemen, we have at great cost recover the film that Mr. E here so desperately wanted.
01:01:39Why, thank you, Captain Banner.
01:01:41I assure you, sir, your efforts will not go unrecognized.
01:01:45After viewing it, though, sir, I must say that this snuff movie Detective Brody obtained appears at first glance to be nothing more than one of those awful holiday horror movies we see in the theaters.
01:01:55But, of course, as all of us know in this room, the murders are real.
01:02:01Certainly, it does reveal the identity of a very sick little boy, and mainly that the killer is the grandson of one of Russia's most premier generals.
01:02:10Very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:12Very damaging piece of blackmail.
01:02:13But if you want my opinion, Mr. E, and I'm sure that you do, I think in the spirit of glasnost and the friendship that we're now experiencing between our two countries, you should destroy this little film and put our agency to better use next time.
01:02:27That's enough, Captain.
01:02:29Banner, that's just not your call.
01:02:31All right.
01:02:31Well, if you'll excuse me, I do have a plane to catch.
01:02:35Oh, and I hope you're amused at this clever little piece of satire.
01:02:39But think hard about what you're going to do with this film.
01:02:43It was up to me.
01:02:44Quite frankly, I would burn it.
01:02:48Good day, gentlemen, ladies, detective, Mr. E.
01:02:54Enjoy.
01:02:57If you all remember, in the opening segment of this film, the young boy had just killed his mother and her lover.
01:03:07And that was in 1965.
01:03:10A detective, Brody, here had put him away.
01:03:13In the next portion, you'll see that young Mickey is back in action, only now he's quite grown up.
01:03:21And very, very deadly.
01:03:24Just roll the film, Brody.
01:03:27Hi, Janie.
01:03:48You're just in time.
01:03:51Bobby's over here.
01:03:53Look, Bobby, Janie's here.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56Hi, Bobby.
01:03:56Hi.
01:03:58Gosh, Mrs. Brown, what a beautiful tree.
01:04:00This year looks like Christmas in here.
01:04:02Thanks, Janie.
01:04:03Look, here's 20 bucks for pizza in case you get hungry.
01:04:07That should cover a tip, too.
01:04:09I'll be out real late tonight.
01:04:10And see that he doesn't get into his presence, okay?
01:04:14I know.
01:04:15No problem, Mrs. Brown.
01:04:16Bobby and I will be just fine.
01:04:18Bobby, now don't make a mess.
01:04:20I just had the place cleaned.
01:04:21I know.
01:04:23Ciao, everyone.
01:04:24I'm sorry.
01:04:32Sorry.
01:04:34No, baby.
01:04:39How's that?
01:04:41How's that?
01:04:42I think I got him.
01:04:43I don't know.
01:04:44I don't know what's that.
01:04:45It's okay.
01:04:46You want to have him, Karen?
01:04:47I don't know what you're saying.
01:04:48Hey, relax.
01:04:50Relax.
01:04:50Don't get so burnt out of shape.
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I just love him so much.
01:04:54They said that he wasn't even used.
01:04:56Sure.
01:04:56Just when I thought it was safe to come back into this apartment.
01:04:59Yeah, I knew you were going to say this.
01:05:01Sure you did.
01:05:02I had this really freaky dream about this big red moon, and it was just bleeding all over
01:05:08me.
01:05:08It was so gross.
01:05:10You know, I get crazy when there's a full moon.
01:05:13You mean a moon to get crazy?
01:05:14You're nuts, honey.
01:05:15I got it.
01:05:18I got a word that's just going to kill you.
01:05:20Oh, yeah?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:21Try it.
01:05:22How do you spell fornicate?
01:05:24Fornicate?
01:05:24That's easy.
01:05:26F?
01:05:27You got that?
01:05:28Yeah.
01:05:28O-U-Q.
01:05:30You got that?
01:05:33But, Tanya, let's sleep here.
01:05:36Shh, Bobby.
01:05:37Now you just close your eyes and get some rest.
01:05:40I'll try to get these people out of here as soon as I can.
01:05:43Remember, Santa's coming tonight.
01:05:45I don't know.
01:05:50As strange and amusing as this might appear, keep in mind that every murder you see on
01:05:56this film is real.
01:05:58Rumors have it that a series of so-called snuff films were made using easily manipulated
01:06:04mental patients to commit actual murders.
01:06:08This particular film our experts have documented is absolutely authentic.
01:06:13And more important, the identity of this killer is what is of interest to us.
01:06:21Great interest.
01:06:23Thanks, Father.
01:06:33Nice.
01:06:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:36Lizzie, who's there?
01:07:40Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:42Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:44Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:46Oh, oh.
01:07:50Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:58Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:00Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:02Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:04Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:06Oh, oh.
01:08:10Oh, oh.
01:08:12Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:14And eight tiny reindeer.
01:08:16A suspect escaped tonight from Sunnydale Sanitarium.
01:08:21His name is Mickey Schultz.
01:08:23His alias, get this gag, is Kris Kringle.
01:08:28So he's back in town, huh?
01:08:31A real nut.
01:08:34You know what, Anderson?
01:08:36What, Brody?
01:08:38About 20 years ago, he killed his mother and his old man
01:08:42with a butcher knife on Christmas Eve.
01:08:45I never saw so much blood in my life.
01:08:48And I'll never forget it either.
01:08:50Watch it, Brody, a red light.
01:08:52Fuck him. I'm a cop.
01:08:55Anyway, we went in.
01:08:58And we found the two of them laying there,
01:09:00cacked up like a side of beef.
01:09:03And that little monster's standing there
01:09:05with a knife in his hands.
01:09:08My partner, Kelly, he started puking.
01:09:11He started puking his guts out all over the place.
01:09:14Uh, excuse me, Brody.
01:09:16I think we should acknowledge that APB.
01:09:19Don't worry about it, Anderson.
01:09:21I got my own way of finding this.
01:09:24One looking to his dead black eyes,
01:09:27and I'll know him.
01:09:31He's a stone nut.
01:09:32Ever since he saw his mama kissing Santa Claus,
01:09:36he's been crazy ever since.
01:09:38You know what, Anderson?
01:09:40When the doctors examined the kid's head,
01:09:42they found dog shit for brains.
01:09:45Thank you, Detective,
01:09:47for that illuminating and tasteful description
01:09:49of the murder.
01:09:50Shall we proceed?
01:09:54The next brutal murder takes place here.
01:10:06Hey, man.
01:10:07What's going on?
01:10:10Shoot, I'll check it.
01:10:12I got to do everything myself.
01:10:15I got to do everything myself.
01:10:15PIANO PLAYS
01:10:45PIANO PLAYS
01:11:15PIANO PLAYS
01:11:17Well, I guess that's graphic enough to give us the general idea.
01:11:23Obviously, our murderer is quite mad.
01:11:26And he continues killing until there's only one girl left.
01:11:30Mmm, want some?
01:11:40Mmm, yeah.
01:11:42Oh, minute.
01:11:44I gotta pee.
01:11:45Hey, watch your mouth.
01:11:46You're gonna have to learn how to talk more like a lady.
01:11:48Hey, Sherry, get a load of this.
01:12:04Fire out.
01:12:08Oh, my baby does it.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:21Swish splash.
01:12:22Hey.
01:12:35I can look here.
01:12:36Yes.
01:12:37Yes.
01:12:38Yes.
01:12:38Yes.
01:12:38Yes.
01:12:38Yes.
01:12:39John, what's all the racket going on?
01:13:01Oh, the tub.
01:13:09Oh, the tub.
01:13:39Did you hear that?
01:13:40Oh, it's probably just Sherry.
01:13:41She's a moaner.
01:13:42Yeah?
01:13:43How would you know?
01:13:45Billy, hurry.
01:13:46I think you better go see what's wrong.
01:13:48No way, Jose.
01:13:49Please.
01:13:54I better call the police.
01:13:59Oh, my God.
01:14:00The phone's dead.
01:14:06Oh, my God.
01:14:07The phone's dead.
01:14:09So am I.
01:14:13I'll just fast forward this to get to the end.
01:14:20Now, the point is, is that these murders are real, and the cycle they use to commit them
01:14:27is none other than the grandson of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:34And he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:14:41Oh, my God.
01:14:42Oh, my God.
01:14:43Oh, my God.
01:14:44Um, my God.
01:14:45And the people who feel, and the cycle they use to commit them is none other than the grandson
01:14:46of General Alexey Grossoff of the USSR Secret Police.
01:14:50USSR secret police and he knows that we know all about it and won't hesitate to use it against him.
01:15:50It's okay, Miss.
01:16:18Brody's in charge now.
01:16:20Oh, no, you're not, Detective.
01:16:24As a matter of fact, with this film in the hands of SOB,
01:16:29we are very clearly in charge.
01:16:32It is our intention to leak the information to the KGB
01:16:35and let them take care of their own.
01:16:38It keeps our hands clean of all that messy business
01:16:41and gets rid of an adversary at the same time.
01:16:47Now you know why it was so important to obtain this evidence.
01:16:56Right, Mr. E.
01:17:02Now you know,
01:17:05and soon,
01:17:07the whole world will know
01:17:08that my grandson
01:17:11grew up to be
01:17:13a very sick man.
01:17:16The rest part is...
01:17:19He's still out there.
01:17:22No, my God.
01:17:23No.
01:17:23No.
01:17:25No.
01:17:25No.
01:17:26No.
01:17:30No.
01:17:31No.
01:17:31I don't know.
01:18:01You're really very good, Stephen James, Banner.
01:18:04You know, having this picnic was a great idea.
01:18:07Well, I'm just full of great ideas, Fanchella.
01:18:10Such as mine?
01:18:11Such as a little more champagne.
01:18:13Please, that crazy story you were telling me about that Mickey character, is it really true?
01:18:20Classified, darling.
01:18:21In fact, I really shouldn't say no more about it.
01:18:24What if he was still alive?
01:18:26Wouldn't you be in danger?
01:18:27I mean, you were responsible for his cop of death.
01:18:30Well, I suppose I do have to take that chance, don't I?
01:18:35Get down, Fanchella.
01:18:37Jesus.
01:18:41Fanchella, it's only...
01:18:45Jack on.
01:18:46Just saving your ass again.
01:18:48And it is such a nice ass, Stephen.
01:18:50That little Fanchella of yours just happens to be working at the Soviet embassy down here at the islands.
01:18:57I thought you'd be back in Washington by now, Lieutenant.
01:19:00Stephen, work is in everything you know.
01:19:03People do change.
01:19:05Stephen, it's so good to see you again.
01:19:20But darling, I thought you and me, this wasn't supposed to happen.
01:19:23Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:19:25Me.
01:19:25I thought that was my life, guys.
01:19:28Oh, say love me.
01:19:30Living on the edge
01:19:34Without a prayer in sight
01:19:37You've got me walking on a ledge
01:19:42In the darkest part of night
01:19:47Standing at the edge
01:19:51With so much laughter
01:19:53Turned in the wind
01:19:55You're right
01:19:56Turned in the wind
01:19:57Turned in the wind
01:19:58Turned in the wind
01:19:59Turned in the wind
01:20:00Turned in the wind
01:20:01Turned in the wind
01:20:02Turned in the wind
01:20:03Turned in the wind
01:20:04Turned in the wind
01:20:05Turned in the wind
01:20:06Turned in the wind
01:20:07Turned in the wind
01:20:08Turned in the wind
01:20:09Turned in the wind
01:20:10Turned in the wind
01:20:11Turned in the wind
01:20:12Turned in the wind
01:20:13Turned in the wind
01:20:14Turned in the wind
01:20:15Turned in the wind
01:20:17Turned in the wind
01:20:18Turned in the wind
01:20:19Turned in the wind
01:20:20Turned in the wind
01:20:21Turned in the wind
01:20:22Turned in the wind
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