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00:03:58Mentega abis.
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:11Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:13Buat story Bu update.
00:04:16Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag, subreminder.
00:04:24Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:27Sayangnya, dalam kasusku,
00:04:40sayangnya dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:41Sayang! Sayang!
00:04:46Do you want to see my car car?
00:04:52Where are you? Where are you?
00:04:56I'm not sure.
00:04:58It's so late.
00:05:00It's so late.
00:05:02Is it going to be with who?
00:05:04There's a meeting for driving.
00:05:05So, I don't know?
00:05:07No, you're going to go to the hotel.
00:05:10How are you going to go?
00:05:16Yani!
00:05:17Ya, pah!
00:05:18Yan, please!
00:05:19Ah, copy.
00:05:22Distanci mobil saya, the wrong way!
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:25Nanti saya pakai sama ibu,
00:05:27and now please go to the hospital.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:32Someone help me at the police,
00:05:35I don't know what I'm saying.
00:05:37Shit.
00:05:39I don't know.
00:05:41I don't know.
00:05:43I don't know.
00:05:45Hmm.
00:05:47I don't know coffee.
00:05:49I'll come back again.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:55Bye.
00:05:593, 2, 1.
00:06:05Si Cantik. Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:27Halo Ibu.
00:06:29Bu. Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya jadinya tadi.
00:06:33Nih liat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini lho Bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:39Ah sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalo kesiangan.
00:06:45Bu Bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:51Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang Bu.
00:06:55Boleh aku bikinin teh ya?
00:06:59Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya...
00:07:03Banyak pikiran gitu lho Bu.
00:07:05Liatan ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Nah gini deh Bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana Bu.
00:07:14Ya.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya Bu ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya.
00:07:22Iya.
00:07:23Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya Bu.
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:28Satu.
00:07:29Dua.
00:07:30Tiga.
00:07:35Iya ampun Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh.
00:07:39Waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya.
00:07:41Cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih Bu.
00:07:46Bu.
00:07:47Kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya.
00:07:51Udah jadi simpenannya bupati lho Bu.
00:07:54Eh.
00:07:55Kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Iya soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini Bu.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh ibu apa gimana deh.
00:08:11Udah lah Bu.
00:08:13Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:16Itu lho Bu yang kerja di kementerian itu lho Bu.
00:08:20Kerja di kementerian?
00:08:21Eh maksud saya kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Driver.
00:08:28Apa?
00:08:29Driver.
00:08:30Hah?
00:08:31Gimana?
00:08:32Supir Bu.
00:08:33Supir.
00:08:34Sampung ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:36Right.
00:08:37Iya iya iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu lho Bu.
00:08:41Oh di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh kamu kerja 2 bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:48Gercep lah Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan Bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Gak suka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi Bu?
00:09:16Gak usah aku mau pergi cek toko aku titik rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu Bu.
00:09:22Udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu Bu terakhir dong Bu.
00:09:24Dadah dong Bu.
00:09:25Boskyu.
00:09:28Boskyu cakep.
00:09:30Boskyu cakep hashtag.
00:09:32Sisi DKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:39Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:41Udah gini deh semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:47Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:48Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:52Takutnya ekonominya koles bro.
00:09:54Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:09:59Angkat dong angkat.
00:10:00Pak.
00:10:01Itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh Pak.
00:10:02Tolong bukain pintunya ya Pak.
00:10:03Pak.
00:10:04Bapak.
00:10:05Itu ibu Pak.
00:10:06Bukain pintunya dong Pak.
00:10:07Bapak.
00:10:08Bu.
00:10:09Bapak.
00:10:10Pahak.
00:10:11Bapak.
00:10:12Bapak.
00:10:13Bapak.
00:10:14Bapak.
00:10:15Bapak.
00:10:16Ituk ibu Pak.
00:10:17Bapak.
00:10:18Bapak.
00:10:20Bapak.
00:10:21Bapak.
00:10:22Bapak.
00:10:23Bapak.
00:10:24Bapak.
00:10:25Bapak.
00:10:26Bapak.
00:10:27Ya gaji saya apa kamu ya?
00:10:28Iya iya.
00:10:30Bapak ibu Pak.
00:10:31Aplah, Aplah.
00:10:32Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:10:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:10:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:10:46Sayang, you can't get it?
00:10:52It's so funny.
00:10:54You've been working on a lot.
00:10:56I'll come back to you.
00:10:58Yuk, ayo.
00:11:00Bilang sama di Lengkai kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang,
00:11:02model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:04Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk.
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kali ini aku mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah, ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:28Baca.
00:11:30Baca.
00:11:32Baca!
00:11:34Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:41Cik!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh, jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:55Serius?
00:11:56Beneran!
00:11:57Beneran?
00:11:58Ya beneran kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:01Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:02Makasih!
00:12:03Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:04Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:05Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:09Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:10Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:11Ayo!
00:12:12Masih ada!
00:12:13Ayo!
00:12:14Masih ada!
00:12:15Yuk!
00:12:16Udah dong!
00:12:17Eh!
00:12:18Apa-apa kan sih?
00:12:19Yuk!
00:12:20Yuk!
00:12:21Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:23Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:24Ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:25Ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:26Can you talk about it first?
00:12:28I'm not kidding, brother.
00:12:30It's not that you're wrong.
00:12:32You want to go?
00:12:34Let's go!
00:12:35Let's go!
00:12:38Let's go!
00:12:40Let's go!
00:12:42Let's go!
00:12:43Let's go!
00:12:44Let's go!
00:12:45Let's go!
00:12:46Let's go!
00:12:47Let's go!
00:12:48Let's go!
00:12:49Go!
00:12:50Go!
00:12:51Go!
00:12:52Go!
00:12:53Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik!
00:12:58Go!
00:12:59Eh!
00:13:00Eh!
00:13:01Kok kain aku ngaku salah?
00:13:02Kau ngomongnya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Yuk!
00:13:06Yuk!
00:13:07Yuk!
00:13:08Yuk!
00:13:09Yuk!
00:13:10Yuk!
00:13:11Yuk!
00:13:12Yuk!
00:13:13Yuk!
00:13:14Yuk!
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00:13:20Yuk!
00:13:21Yuk!
00:13:22Yuk!
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00:13:52you
00:13:54you
00:13:56you
00:13:58you
00:14:00you
00:14:02you
00:14:04you
00:14:06you
00:14:08hey
00:14:10you
00:14:12happy birthday
00:14:14to you
00:14:16happy birthday
00:14:18to you
00:14:20happy birthday
00:14:22happy birthday
00:14:24happy birthday
00:14:26ibu
00:14:28love you
00:14:30thank you ibu
00:14:32kalau emang hanya yang kamu cari
00:14:34silakan
00:14:38aku rewan
00:14:42berusaha dia jangan sampai pernah sakit tanpa perasaan ya kawan
00:14:50assalamualaikum
00:14:52assalamualaikum
00:14:54assalamualaikum
00:14:56assalamualaikum
00:14:58assalamualaikum
00:15:00ibu
00:15:02ayo
00:15:04bang bang
00:15:06ini aku juga
00:15:08ibu kok tiba-tiba
00:15:10kesini
00:15:12ibu
00:15:14ibu
00:15:16tiba-tiba
00:15:18keingin sama kalian
00:15:20terus ibu pikir
00:15:22ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:24kalian gak kangen sama ibu
00:15:26gimana sih
00:15:28abis miratnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh
00:15:30abis
00:15:32loh
00:15:34kenapa sih
00:15:36ah
00:15:38jangan
00:15:40gak usah dong
00:15:42mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat
00:15:44nanti
00:15:46udah deh
00:15:47kalau gitu
00:15:48tolong ya Proto
00:15:49koper ibu diubah masuk
00:15:50ya
00:15:52mau pandangan lo
00:15:54iya ibu haus banget nih
00:15:56ija
00:15:58ija
00:16:00ija mana
00:16:02kan mba ija
00:16:04dua bulan lalu
00:16:05balik ke kampungnya
00:16:06soalnya mengurusin
00:16:07papainya sakit
00:16:09bu
00:16:10saya yanni
00:16:12yang kerja disini bu
00:16:14hmm
00:16:16sebelumnya
00:16:17kamu tuh kerja dimana
00:16:19di departemen store bu
00:16:21yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:23selamat datang di teman
00:16:25sementer kami
00:16:26bila anda belanja hari ini
00:16:27besok anda mau mendapatkan
00:16:2990%
00:16:31terus itu
00:16:33itu
00:16:35kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah
00:16:37ini iseng aja bu
00:16:39aku muda ikut-ikutan temen
00:16:40tapi sekarang
00:16:41gak usah ilang
00:16:42sakit lagi bu
00:16:43maan ibu
00:16:49ibu duduk aja dulu
00:16:51sehat bu
00:16:52capek kan pasti mba yanni
00:16:53boleh tolong itu koper ibu
00:16:54boleh boleh
00:16:55kamar tamu ya
00:16:56iya pak
00:16:57aku bikinin teh ya
00:16:58biasa ya gak pake gula
00:16:59ibu kok tumben sendirian
00:17:03ibu kok tumben sendirian
00:17:05gimana
00:17:07dimas mana
00:17:08dimas
00:17:09dimas
00:17:10mau pelawat
00:17:12dimas
00:17:13ibu
00:17:15ibu
00:17:16ibu
00:17:17ibu
00:17:19ibu
00:17:21ibu
00:17:22I can't help you.
00:17:24I can't help you.
00:17:26I can't help you.
00:17:28Hello, I can't help you.
00:17:30I can't help you.
00:17:32I can't help you.
00:17:34I can't help you.
00:17:36I'm going to put a seat just for a minute.
00:17:42Can you help me?
00:17:44Yes.
00:17:46I can't help you.
00:17:48Yes, do it.
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:51I can't believe you.
00:17:52Ibu, Ibu sepulch want to be a kid with me, Pa.
00:17:55Maybe take it with me.
00:17:59What?
00:18:00I have a father with my parents, I can't believe it.
00:18:03I can't believe it.
00:18:05That's father's father?
00:18:08Yes, father's father.
00:18:09If he asks me...
00:18:10You're nice, isn't like father.
00:18:12You mean?
00:18:13You're like, father's father's father.
00:18:16I want to try.
00:18:17I want to try.
00:18:18Why don't you try?
00:18:19Why don't you talk?
00:18:20But you're not going to be here, I'm sick?
00:18:24I'm sick, so I'm still sick, so I'm still sick.
00:18:27I'm going to go.
00:18:29I'm sick.
00:18:30I'm very sick.
00:18:32I'm so scared.
00:18:34You're not going to tell me about it?
00:18:38You're going to go.
00:18:40You're going to go.
00:18:42You're going to go.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya bu, gak terlalu manis karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih pak ya.
00:18:54Eh bapaknya suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang bapak ditidurin.
00:19:06Nih gua tahinya.
00:19:08Makasih ibu.
00:19:10Beritanya dari tadi tuh gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:20Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:24Disuruh dirumah.
00:19:26Eh tetap ada belita.
00:19:28Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Ah bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:34Masih tonton TV ya.
00:19:36Nanti emang makin suka.
00:19:38Lu.
00:19:40Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:42Berita tuh cuman sehari sekali.
00:19:44Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:46Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:50Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:52Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Iya tuh gimana gak ibu stres.
00:19:58Ibu aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:06Mau ngomong apa sih.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih.
00:20:12Hmm.
00:20:14Hmm.
00:20:16Hmm.
00:20:18Hmm.
00:20:20Hmm.
00:20:22Hmm.
00:20:26Hmm.
00:20:28Hmm.
00:20:30I'm going to get to the class.
00:20:37We're going to get to the class in the next year.
00:20:40We're still in the next year.
00:20:42No problem.
00:20:44Yeah, so we're really looking at the class.
00:20:48No problem.
00:20:50We're going to give you our health.
00:20:52Yeah, it's okay.
00:20:54No problem.
00:21:00I'm going to get to the class of I'm first.
00:21:03Okay, can I go?
00:21:05Okay.
00:21:14Lu, why don't I leave for a moment?
00:21:18I'll help you first.
00:21:20I love her.
00:21:22She's got to pay for now.
00:21:24No problem.
00:21:26I'm going to give her a son.
00:21:29I can't even have a son.
00:21:32You know what I'm going to call her son?
00:21:34I'm going to call her son.
00:21:35She's got two, five, seven.
00:21:38But I'm not seven.
00:21:41What about that son?
00:21:43I'm going to call her son.
00:21:45I'm going to call her son.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:47If that's it,
00:21:49let's go ahead.
00:21:51I'm going to call her son.
00:21:53I'm going to call her son.
00:21:55Yes, sure.
00:21:57I'll call her son.
00:21:59If you need to call her son.
00:22:00Yes, that's it.
00:22:01Oh, that's it.
00:22:02We're done.
00:22:03That's it.
00:22:04We're done.
00:22:05We're done.
00:22:06I'm going to call her son.
00:22:07We're going to call her son.
00:22:08We're going to call her son.
00:22:10Yes, ma'am.
00:22:11Are you really good?
00:22:13I'm good.
00:22:15Oh, I'm good.
00:22:17Let's go.
00:22:19You know what I'm doing?
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:23I'm so good.
00:22:25I'm so good.
00:22:27It's good.
00:22:29If that's what we're ready,
00:22:31we'll do the best.
00:22:33Let's go.
00:22:39Okay, I've already got all the food,
00:22:41all the food and the food.
00:22:43But the food has all the food.
00:22:45I don't want to see you.
00:22:49Okay, ready, I'm ready.
00:22:53But the money is still...
00:22:57Is it finished?
00:22:59I didn't say you didn't have cash from me.
00:23:01I didn't have a cash from my money.
00:23:03I'm good.
00:23:05How much of the money is still?
00:23:09I'm not sure if I eat what's in the kitchen?
00:23:16What's the help?
00:23:18I don't know
00:23:21I don't know, I don't know
00:23:24I don't know
00:23:27I don't know
00:23:29I don't know
00:23:31I don't know
00:23:33Guys, we'll buy again
00:23:35Soto ayam, follow the journey
00:23:38Ayo, ayo
00:23:40Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan yuk
00:23:45Coba kamu pikir deh, pas kamu mau pergi ibu tiba-tiba datang
00:23:49Mau nginep disini selama lockdown
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari yuk
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai yuk
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:04Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya
00:24:08Salah Jum'at 3-11 kali aja ngomongin Tuhan
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:20Sayang
00:24:21Gak usah pegawai sayang kak
00:24:28Tuduh disitu
00:24:29Yuk, please deh
00:24:31Yuk, please deh
00:24:39Tiga hari
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari
00:24:42Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu
00:24:45Aku pergi
00:24:46Bu
00:24:56Bu
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar bu
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah
00:24:59Itu ada orang kelurahan nider
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh pak
00:25:05Tuh, tuh disegel
00:25:07Pak
00:25:08Pak sebentar pak
00:25:09Pak
00:25:10Ada apa ya pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari gubernur pak
00:25:13Ya
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya bu
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama
00:25:22Mari
00:25:23Pak, bu
00:25:25Pak
00:25:26Aduh, mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu
00:25:30Pak
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya mas Bambang kita suruh pindah kesini aja
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos
00:25:39Kasian pak
00:25:41Terus bu, nanti mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah bu
00:25:48Gimana bu?
00:25:49Bu
00:25:50Ya menurut
00:25:51Menurut saya bu
00:25:52Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali
00:26:16Le
00:26:17Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya?
00:26:19Ayu
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Hmm
00:26:23Kayaknya di kamar mungkin lu
00:26:25Ya udah
00:26:26Emu mau cari Ayu dulu
00:26:31Emu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:32Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan
00:26:36Aduh, Mas
00:26:37Mas
00:26:38Mas
00:26:40Mas
00:26:42Sebulan gak ketemu Mas
00:26:43Aku gak kuat loh
00:26:44ah biarin biarin beneran mas aku gak mau sendiri disini mas aku mau sama mas Bambang titik aku mau
00:26:56minggah pokoknya apa keluar mas Bambang
00:27:07aku mau
00:27:36Yeah, I'm going to find the place.
00:27:38I'm going to make a joke. I'm going to come here.
00:27:41I'm going to come here.
00:27:43I'm alone. I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:46You're here now, please.
00:27:48Yeah, you can't.
00:27:50Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:52You're alone.
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone.
00:27:57If I'm alone,
00:28:01people in my apartment,
00:28:04I'm going to be zombie.
00:28:06Anya,
00:28:08it's virus flu.
00:28:10It's not zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it won't be safe.
00:28:16But I'm still afraid.
00:28:20Please, please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:26If you're calm, what do I need to do?
00:28:29I'm going to go home.
00:28:31I'm going to go home.
00:28:32Oh, yeah.
00:28:34Mendingan,
00:28:35sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Habis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Aduh, sayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:55Okay.
00:28:56Sekarang bangat nih?
00:28:58Iya.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:06Ih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:11Tch.
00:29:12Buka.
00:29:13Buka, buka, buka, buka!
00:29:27I'll be tired of your own pains
00:29:29I'm okay if you wanna stay
00:29:31If you wanna stay
00:29:34Eh, Mas
00:29:42Kamu gak kerja, ya?
00:29:45Posto kan benang cepat, lockdown
00:29:47Aku langsung naik konjek ke sini, aku
00:29:50Tapi kok naik, mas
00:29:52Tapi kok naikkan, sih?
00:29:55Cinta, Ani
00:29:56Cinta
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan
00:29:59Bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:02Kind of romantic
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up
00:30:11Cause we can fly and then we make up
00:30:14Yes, kamu sweet moment
00:30:17Pasti mau minta jatuh
00:30:20Iya, dong
00:30:21Kan balance
00:30:23Rohani
00:30:24Just money
00:30:25Eh, Lungking
00:30:27Eh, masuk, masuk
00:30:29Masuk, masuk
00:30:30Iya, ibu
00:30:31Iya, ibu
00:30:32Ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, bu
00:30:36Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu
00:30:41Guys, lockdown
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya
00:30:45Iya, ibu
00:30:46Iya, ibu
00:30:47Iya, ibu
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto
00:30:52Iya
00:30:53Kamu tau lo masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasiannya leper
00:30:55Iya, bu
00:30:56Nanti Ani lihat ya
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja
00:30:59Iya, bu
00:31:01Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya, bu
00:31:04Iya, bu
00:31:04Tenang, bu
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspirasyon
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, bu
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:16Wah, sebon
00:31:18Gitu, enak
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan
00:31:22Ya, bu
00:31:23Ya
00:31:24Kamu diresek
00:31:29Dan tinggalin ke Andalem sembarangan
00:31:31Sekarang suruh begini lagi
00:31:32Hah?
00:31:33Selanem dalem?
00:31:35Selanem apa sih?
00:31:36Selanem dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku
00:31:39Ayu pakai mobil aku
00:31:41Dan dia nemuin
00:31:42Sekarang berusaha
00:31:43Selanem dalem
00:31:44Selanem apa sih?
00:31:45Selanem dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku
00:31:47Ayu pakai mobil aku
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin
00:31:50Sekarang berusaha
00:31:52Beranteng
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:54Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selanem dalem
00:31:58Orang ada namanya ini
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain selanem aku
00:32:03Karena kamu tahu
00:32:04Aku jarang pakai celana dalem
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, broto
00:32:12Ayu kamu ngakul nama aku
00:32:14Itu selanem dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi
00:32:17Broto
00:32:18Bu
00:32:21Buka
00:32:26Sekarang
00:32:27Ibu
00:32:29Ibu tuh pestemayı
00:32:31Eh, Ibu is thinking about it.
00:32:35Have you ever tried it?
00:32:38Why are you talking like this?
00:32:40I want to have a baby.
00:32:43What if the floor is empty?
00:32:44What do you want to shoot?
00:32:46There, there's a floor.
00:32:49There, there's a floor.
00:32:51There's a floor, I want to go.
00:32:55But check it out.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:58Yes, Ibu.
00:33:01What do you want to do?
00:33:03You don't want to tell me, I don't want to talk to you, I want to talk to you.
00:33:08What do you want to do?
00:33:13What do you want to do?
00:33:15What do you want to do?
00:33:17Let's go, baby.
00:33:22I can't do it.
00:33:23Ibu told me to cook it for Ibu is empty.
00:33:26Can't do it.
00:33:27What do you want to do?
00:33:28What do you want to do?
00:33:30Yes, but...
00:33:31I don't want to do it.
00:33:32I can't do it in there or do it in there?
00:33:34Do you want to do it?
00:33:35I can't do it.
00:33:36You're wrong, I can't do it.
00:33:36You're wrong.
00:33:37You're not like me.
00:33:38I'm so sorry.
00:33:39Actually, don't get out.
00:33:41You're right here.
00:33:41Come on.
00:33:42How are you going to do it?
00:33:43Hey, stay away at the place.
00:33:45We'll wait until I meet.
00:33:47I'll come back.
00:33:49I'm standing.
00:33:50Shh!
00:33:50Pay attention!
00:33:51Oh, shut up!
00:33:52Shut up!
00:33:53Shut up!
00:33:54Shut up!
00:33:55Shhh!
00:33:56Ah!
00:33:57Okay.
00:33:58Ah!
00:33:59Huh?
00:34:00Ah!
00:34:01Ah!
00:34:02Ah!
00:34:03Ah!
00:34:04Ah!
00:34:05Ah!
00:34:06Ah!
00:34:07Ah!
00:34:08Ah!
00:34:09Ah!
00:34:10Ah!
00:34:11Ah!
00:34:12Ah!
00:34:13Ah!
00:34:14Ah!
00:34:15Ah!
00:34:16Ah!
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:18Ah!
00:34:18The phone rang.
00:34:23The phone rang.
00:34:25Mbak Yanni,
00:34:27Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada disitu?
00:34:29Nah bu,
00:34:31tadi Yanni kelewat sini,
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main HP,
00:34:35sampe ga ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat bu.
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:45Hmm...
00:34:47I'm going to the back, the signal is better than the back.
00:34:51I'm going to the chat to the customer.
00:34:55Eh, Bu!
00:34:57But don't go to the area of Kamar Riani.
00:35:01The signal is dead!
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu!
00:35:05Aduh, I'm sorry!
00:35:07Yeah, yeah.
00:35:09Ah, Riani.
00:35:13Nanti kalo misalnya ibu tanya saya dimana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Yah, Bu!
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan mula lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain?
00:35:36Kalo kaget itu pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:46Yan!
00:35:47Telur, dede! Telur!
00:35:49Yah, ibu bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini jantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:56Nah, ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya ini, Bu. Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah, Bu. Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu.
00:36:06Telurnya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak cos kalo buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:19Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing toge.
00:36:31Oke.
00:36:32Ya.
00:36:33Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Soalnya ibu udah pengen tuh gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:41Yan ini paham, Bu.
00:36:42Kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:43Mendingan Yan ini kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan ini di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Wah, gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelet aja.
00:37:04Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:16Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan ini belum liat ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:25Yesss.
00:37:26Uah.
00:37:39Ah.
00:37:40Istepadah.
00:37:41Ah.
00:37:42Oh, ma因为.
00:37:43Ya, samЧ area at vine.
00:37:44Diagingnya projecti perرو Creatingan dan seinemevery la.....
00:37:47Wow muluwa.
00:37:48Danvikbanan itu switch seperti ini.
00:37:49Danilawa cik- autoatNTari move on.
00:37:51Danilawa cikta 아주 kurangnya 정도 ada yang lebih banyak di pulang video tersebut.
00:37:53Which cara masuk?
00:37:54Oh, no.
00:37:56Ah, let's go!
00:38:06Oh!
00:38:08Oh, no.
00:38:14See him.
00:38:16Come on.
00:38:18Come on.
00:38:22Nanti.
00:38:28Cakeet.
00:38:30Omelette.
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu.
00:38:34Bu Sepuh.
00:38:36Ini omelette spesial
00:38:38untuk Bu Sepuh.
00:38:40Enak pasti.
00:38:42Makasih ya. Sama-sama, Bu.
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya.
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu.
00:38:48Hai, Handsome.
00:38:52Handsome and back.
00:38:54Yuk, aku ready nih.
00:38:56Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih.
00:38:58Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan.
00:39:00Come on.
00:39:02Come to Mama.
00:39:04Nggak.
00:39:06Nggak pengen.
00:39:08Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:12Baru ditinggal sebentar.
00:39:14Ayolah, Mas, nih.
00:39:16Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku, nih.
00:39:18Acem-acem engkau udah.
00:39:20Bosku WA barusan.
00:39:22Aduh, terus?
00:39:24Katanya.
00:39:25Ya udah.
00:39:26Kamu pulang kampung aja.
00:39:28Isolasi sendiri.
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya.
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:36Dipecat ini, Ma.
00:39:38Serius, Mas?
00:39:40Kamu sih? Aduh, ngapain?
00:39:44Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini.
00:39:46Aku tuh cuma mau main.
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini, nggak diapapain lagi?
00:39:50Maaf dong, Mas.
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih.
00:39:59Nggak ada kerjaan.
00:40:00Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Aku pijat apa gitu deh.
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya.
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin.
00:40:09Ayo, yuk.
00:40:11Sini.
00:40:12Biar bahan sana.
00:40:14Uuuuh.
00:40:16Uuuuh.
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini.
00:40:22Uuuuh.
00:40:24Mesti.
00:40:25Pasti.
00:40:26Ya.
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin, uuuuh ya.
00:40:33Mas.
00:40:34Ya.
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya.
00:40:40Barangan nanti kalau bos kamu tau, dipolisiin loh kita.
00:40:43Alah.
00:40:44Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja, Mas.
00:40:47Aman.
00:40:48Aman deh.
00:40:49Aman.
00:40:50Terus mandinya?
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm.
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang, Mas.
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malam-malam aja.
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur.
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang, jadi aman.
00:41:05Ya.
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku yang mau baju.
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak.
00:41:09Tenang.
00:41:11Aku nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak, nyak.
00:41:13Nyak, nyak.
00:41:28Oh gimana?
00:41:29Buangnya kamu.
00:41:31Apa?
00:41:33Apa ini?
00:41:34I love you!
00:42:04I love you!
00:42:06What are you still doing?
00:42:08I love you!
00:42:10I love you!
00:42:12I love you!
00:42:14I love you!
00:42:16Fuck!
00:42:18Go!
00:42:20I love you!
00:42:22I love you!
00:42:26Bye!
00:42:28Hey!
00:42:30Bangun, bangun, bangun, bangun, ibu, ibu.
00:42:37Bangun, ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih, ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng, ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, ini burger.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:07Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, ibu.
00:43:14Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:16Aduh, ibu.
00:43:18Enggak usah, ibu.
00:43:20Ini serius loh.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:37Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gua contohin ya.
00:43:49Eh, eh, bu.
00:43:50Jangan, jangan.
00:43:51Bu, ngapain sih?
00:43:52Udah, sebentar.
00:43:53Aduh.
00:43:54Biar ngerti.
00:44:01Nih ya.
00:44:02Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:04Supaya semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1015 menit lah.
00:44:13Dah.
00:44:15Hmm, hmm.
00:44:16Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin, ayo.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:36Toto.
00:44:37Kamu tuh,
00:44:38Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini-sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu,
00:44:52itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus,
00:45:01Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini.
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Hello.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Ya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:17Nanti deh.
00:45:18Ibu beayin kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:20Ya.
00:45:21Aku tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:24Ya.
00:45:25Ya, iya.
00:45:26Ya.
00:45:27Ya udah.
00:45:28Ya udah.
00:45:29Ya udah.
00:45:30Ya udah.
00:45:31Ya udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu makan di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa sekarang?
00:45:39Iya.
00:45:40Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:41Nah.
00:45:42Dia rasa lah.
00:45:43Masa.
00:45:44Masa.
00:45:45Ya.
00:45:46Ya, wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Mwah.
00:45:51Mwah.
00:46:20Mwah.
00:46:21Mwah.
00:46:22Mwah.
00:46:23Mwah.
00:46:24Mwah.
00:46:25Mwah.
00:46:26Mwah.
00:46:27Mwah.
00:46:29Mwah.
00:46:30Mwah.
00:46:31Mwah.
00:46:33Mwah.
00:46:37Mwah.
00:46:39Wöh.
00:46:40Mwah.
00:46:41Broto Adi sutejo.
00:46:43Pamah gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelpon gue tahu, nek.
00:46:48Masih lagi ada maunya, nih.
00:46:49I don't want to talk about this.
00:46:52I really want to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:56When?
00:46:57When?
00:46:58Oh...
00:46:59I need to remember the money.
00:47:01I don't want to talk about it.
00:47:03But you're going to talk about it too.
00:47:06I still want to talk about it.
00:47:08I need help.
00:47:09I need help you.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:12I need help you.
00:47:14Okay, so...
00:47:17Can you check your phone?
00:47:19I need to check your phone number.
00:47:21I need to check your phone number.
00:47:23Yes, who else?
00:47:25Hey, I'm back.
00:47:26If you're going to talk to me, I believe.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31Do you want to talk to me?
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:34I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:36I'll talk to you later.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:47Let's go!
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:52Please.
00:47:53Let's go!
00:47:54I'll come and see.
00:47:55Let's go!
00:47:56Let's go!
00:47:57Okay!
00:47:58Let's go!
00:48:00Let's go!
00:48:02Let's go!
00:48:04Come!
00:48:06Let's go!
00:48:07Let's go!
00:48:08Let's go!
00:48:09Let's go!
00:48:10what do you want?
00:48:18I'm talking about it
00:48:21What do you want?
00:48:32What's this?
00:48:34Oh, that's right.
00:48:36That's right.
00:48:38That's right.
00:48:40That's right.
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:46I'm interacting with you.
00:48:52Ton.
00:48:54Do you have a phone number with your family?
00:48:56Yes, I have.
00:48:58What's the phone number?
00:49:00Do you have a phone number?
00:49:02Are you in front of me?
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:06So, you...
00:49:08So you're asking Anton to send me my phone number?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Why are you afraid?
00:49:14Wait a minute.
00:49:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:49:18I'm sorry.
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:22The inner inner inner inner you are not having a phone number.
00:49:26But you're alone.
00:49:28So I'm sorry.
00:49:30I'm sorry.
00:49:32How many of you are?
00:49:33You're telling me, how the phone number is?
00:49:34It's not.
00:49:36Toh.
00:49:38Memang ada satu nomor yang cari ngontang HP disini lo?
00:49:40Nah?
00:49:41Let's go.
00:49:42Tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Drums.
00:49:45Nomor itu, ya.
00:49:46Ya nomor itu lo.
00:49:50Dengar ga?
00:49:55Tentak.
00:49:56What? What do you mean?
00:49:58Why is my number?
00:50:00Yes, you asked me.
00:50:02One number that I often call you.
00:50:04Yes, my number is your number.
00:50:06Yes, I'm the guy. If my number is my number, I'll tell you.
00:50:08I'll tell you.
00:50:10Dang!
00:50:18You're so sick.
00:50:20I don't have to take care of you.
00:50:26I don't have to take care of you.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:32Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:34Nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom.
00:50:36Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:42Gak sih keju ya?
00:50:44Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Wih kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya. Biar joss.
00:50:54Kenapa sih?
00:50:56Gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:00Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:02Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:06Di kampung,
00:51:08aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:10Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:12Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:14Bener Sani tuh kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:16Iya.
00:51:18Enak.
00:51:20Aku tambahin.
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:26Baru ada 15 jutaan mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:30Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:34Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:36Beneran ya.
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:41Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:42Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:44Nabungan.
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:48Itu kan aku.
00:51:50Ngasih duit.
00:51:51Investasi.
00:51:52Harus ada.
00:51:53Imbal baliknya.
00:51:55Dan aku.
00:51:56Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kasih jatah.
00:51:58Tapi.
00:51:59Makan dulu nih.
00:52:01Togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:05Ayo.
00:52:06Yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:07Anya.
00:52:08Cuma perek kot-kotan yang namanya celana dalemnya.
00:52:10Biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:12Mana pernah aku namanya celana dalem aku.
00:52:15Inan kamu tau.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celana dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih Ton?
00:52:31Gak puas lo bikin malu gue.
00:52:33Sorry tentang kejadian tadi tuh.
00:52:35Bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:38Tok.
00:52:39Gue punya informasi baru, Tok.
00:52:41Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:42Hah?
00:52:43Buruan deh.
00:52:44Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:45Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:48Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:49Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:51Lu gak tau?
00:52:52Enggak, tau gue satu doang.
00:52:54Dan di nomer yang satu lagi.
00:52:55Ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:58Gue kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:00Iya.
00:53:02You.'
00:53:03You.'
00:53:04You're not gini.
00:53:05You're not gini.
00:53:06Khanteng.
00:53:07You're not gini.
00:53:08You're not parking-a.
00:53:09You're here.
00:53:10As ну-u.
00:53:11You're not gini.
00:53:12That transition.
00:53:13I'm not gini.
00:53:14You're not there.
00:53:15I need to beAin.
00:53:16You're not there.
00:53:17You're not a sign.
00:53:18I'm just bit north.
00:53:19You're not.
00:53:20You're not a sign.
00:53:21You're not a sign.
00:53:22You're a sign.
00:53:23You're not as Nah?
00:53:24I'm not dying.
00:53:25You are a everyday man.
00:53:26Hello, man.
00:53:32Why?
00:53:38What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:42Yo!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thank you!
00:53:48Hey!
00:53:50Hey!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:54Apa lagi sih?
00:53:56Apa yang lo pakai cuci?
00:53:58Mau nyembunyikan apa lagi lo?
00:54:04Apa lagi?
00:54:06Ini aku, ma.
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:10Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:12Enggak usah ngeles lagi. Daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:14Rata!
00:54:16Apa-apaan sih ini?
00:54:18Oh
00:54:19that's
00:54:21I
00:54:23E
00:54:23I
00:54:24I
00:54:25I
00:54:26I
00:54:27I
00:54:28I
00:54:30I
00:54:33I
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00:54:36I
00:54:37I
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00:54:45I
00:54:46I
00:54:47I
00:54:48I
00:54:48I
00:54:48I
00:54:48Um I'm not going to have you to do the number and the number is that you can tell it
00:54:55I'm not going to do the last.
00:54:58Oh I'm not going to do the last year.
00:55:04I'm going to get two years now.
00:55:09I've never been to you.
00:55:11I'm going to get on you.
00:55:13I'm going to get on you.
00:55:15But you are gonna talk to me here
00:55:18Come on! What if all names?
00:55:22It can make sense
00:55:24What?
00:55:26Is it a ditch?
00:55:27What is it?
00:55:30It's a ditch off a ditch?
00:55:31Is what it about?
00:55:32Is it a ditch?
00:55:35He freaks Moore, tells me we're at welcome in the middle
00:55:37And he's
00:55:42Oh, i'm not selling any Deutschen Center
00:55:42I'm running for my essa Nia
00:55:45the woman who has been married for two years ago, I'm angry with you.
00:55:49Huh?
00:55:50Let's go!
00:55:51If you're telling me I'm angry with you, I'm angry with you!
00:55:56Can't you tell me?
00:56:08Broto,
00:56:10you already know all about A's,
00:56:15You've been doing it for a long time, I know.
00:56:21I'm just going to die, because I think this is going to happen.
00:56:26You're going to die.
00:56:38What's your name?
00:56:40You forgot your name.
00:56:42You have three huge sons of your father,
00:56:45who make all your business be successful,
00:56:48there are a lot of sons of you.
00:56:51You have a great son of a girl,
00:56:57beautiful, beautiful,
00:56:59and you still have a son of a snake?
00:57:01You're a idiot!
00:57:02You're a idiot!
00:57:03You're a idiot!
00:57:05Did you hear you?
00:57:08You're a idiot!
00:57:10Why are you talking to me?
00:57:15I...
00:57:18I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24I know about you?
00:57:27I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:28You know?
00:57:29That's right, right?
00:57:30That's right, Dimas!
00:57:31I don't want you to meet me, Ibu!
00:57:33Next time, Ibu will call Dimas here.
00:57:40To explain everything.
00:57:48I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:51I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:52If I want to go from this place, I want to go.
00:57:55There's no way to go.
00:57:58I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:03You want to call Dimas?
00:58:05You want to call Dimas?
00:58:07You want to call Dimas?
00:58:08Okay!
00:58:12There's no way to call Dimas.
00:58:14Before everything is explained.
00:58:18Let's go again.
00:58:19In the morning, you will sleep with Ibu.
00:58:26While at night, you will think well.
00:58:29What will you decide tomorrow?
00:58:34Ibu did not want.
00:58:35What will you do?
00:58:39I don't like it!
00:58:44I don't want my family here!
00:58:46I don't like it!
00:58:48I don't understand.
00:58:49My family needs to be athing.
00:58:51I won't understand.
00:58:52I do not understand.
00:58:53What?
00:58:54I don't understand the language.
00:58:55I don't understand.
00:58:58I don't understand.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya yang selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah.
01:00:36Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:46Jangan, masih nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu jeberintin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepai.
01:01:01My name is Jan.
01:01:04Jan.
01:01:05Keren.
01:01:09Jan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah, Kak Dil.
01:01:16Ah.
01:01:16Ah.
01:01:28Ah.
01:01:29Oh
01:01:31Oh
01:01:35Oh
01:01:41Oh
01:01:43Oh
01:01:47Oh
01:01:49Oh
01:01:51Oh
01:01:53Oh
01:01:59oh I don't know I'm a big fan Oh
01:02:06Oh
01:02:07Oh
01:02:09Yondo
01:02:10I
01:02:12I
01:02:14I
01:02:16I
01:02:18I
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01:02:25I
01:02:26I
01:02:27I
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina kamu gimana sih repot
01:02:34iya sehat-sehat anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:38enggak enggak enggak usah enggak usah sama anak-anak
01:02:42iya iya iya
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46eh aku aku harus kerja lagi ya
01:02:53kok kamu masih tidur
01:02:58enggak enggak badan ya
01:03:04ya udah
01:03:06istirahat aja
01:03:09kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:13aku bingung Yan
01:03:15aku takut anak-anakku berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:21aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30semoga enggak ya
01:03:31yang penting kamu tahu supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:38kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46ya wis
01:03:47itu aja
01:03:50terima kasih ya
01:03:51kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:53belakang
01:04:04jualam
01:04:08Oh
01:04:10Oh
01:04:12Oh
01:04:14Oh
01:04:16Oh
01:04:26Assalamualaikum
01:04:28Hai Dimas
01:04:30Hai Bu
01:04:32Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:36Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:38Udah nanti
01:04:40Masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat kawat kawat kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo Bang
01:05:04Mas
01:05:06Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng lo
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan ga?
01:05:10Belom
01:05:12Eh
01:05:14Tadi Ibu Tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Ya katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:23Bisa-bisa nanti ga punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh
01:05:26Ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:30Duh
01:05:32Kalo
01:05:33Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:39Berdua dong ni nganggur kita
01:05:41Wah
01:05:42Wah
01:05:43Wah
01:05:48Wah
01:05:49Apa itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini lo Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalenginnya disini
01:05:54Ya Allah
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Iya banget
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:02Rota
01:06:07Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:11Dia akan nemakan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah kebatut lo
01:06:15Ayo lo
01:06:16Stop
01:06:17Rata
01:06:18Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh ga pingin kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Dominan
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimplan
01:06:58Kamu ga bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh enggak eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimplan
01:07:04Tau ga yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya ga talah
01:07:08Hahaha
01:07:09Alasan
01:07:10Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei Ibu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh aneh
01:07:23Yang jelasannya ga bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Ketahin dong
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Dikain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:32Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang ga pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Mu nafik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir deh ga lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lo lebih suci dari gua
01:07:41Mas
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Mas
01:07:44Mas
01:07:47Mas
01:07:47Mas
01:07:49Mas
01:07:50Mas
01:07:51Let me explain it.
01:08:00When I knew that you were a fool for two times,
01:08:04I felt that I needed a story friend.
01:08:08And suddenly,
01:08:10Dimas was the person.
01:08:12Since that time,
01:08:15I often met with Dimas.
01:08:20Routine ngobrol,
01:08:22teleponan.
01:08:24Pokoknya,
01:08:26segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin di belakang aku,
01:08:28aku juga lakuin.
01:08:30Tapi sama Edi kamu.
01:08:32Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa?
01:08:35Mas, bentar. Urus dengerin dulu.
01:08:43Dimas,
01:08:45nanti juga kamu dapat giliran.
01:08:47Udah yuk, lanjutin.
01:08:50Jadi,
01:08:51aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:59Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya,
01:09:07kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya?
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:12Ya enggak lah.
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak.
01:09:15Shh, shh, shh.
01:09:16Udah yang diem.
01:09:18Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:23Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo?
01:09:31Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo,
01:09:33dan lo pergi dari sini.
01:09:34Gak perlu disuruh.
01:09:39Udah aku siapin dari kemarin.
01:09:41Bagus.
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu.
01:09:44Ini gak bener kayak begini.
01:09:45Mas,
01:09:46sumpah demi Allah,
01:09:47gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas.
01:09:49Lo denger?
01:09:50Bohong-bohong Tuhan tuh.
01:09:52Sama.
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia.
01:09:54Tukang les.
01:09:56Makan.
01:09:57Ya, nih.
01:09:59Kesini ya.
01:10:00Siap, bu.
01:10:01Aku dipanggil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:06Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas.
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, mas.
01:10:18Tapi...
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai,
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja.
01:10:26Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya?
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau.
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:36Ya?
01:10:38Ya, nih.
01:10:39Ya, nih.
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia,
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:54Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, mas?
01:11:04Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:06Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya?
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:23Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:32Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:39Ibu!
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei, Bu.
01:11:47Ya udah, Yanji kebelakangan lagi, Ibu.
01:11:49Ibu makan dong.
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanji lagi yang makan.
01:11:53Ini.
01:11:54Ibu.
01:11:55Ya, sih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:57Ini buktinya.
01:11:59Ya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:11Bu.
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah, Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:25Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:26Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:28Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewe siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak.
01:12:37Mbaayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa.
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah.
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu, Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbaayu.
01:12:53Mbaayu nge-chat.
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:00Dimas.
01:13:01Kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus.
01:13:11Aduh capek.
01:13:12Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:13Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbaayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:18Di handphone Mbaayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:19Gitu aja.
01:13:20Ayu.
01:13:21Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:25Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu?
01:13:26Aku.
01:13:27Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:28Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:29Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:31Ibu.
01:13:32Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:34Aku yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:35Ibu ini aku Ayu.
01:13:37Anak proton ibunya ibu sayang.
01:13:39Ibu ya.
01:13:40Ibu.
01:13:41Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:46Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya.
01:13:51Ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:53Ibu.
01:13:55Ibu.
01:14:01Hi, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:14:31I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:15:01Hi, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:15:31Hi, I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:16:01I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:16:03I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:16:05I'm going to go to the bathroom.
01:16:07Dimas, Dimas, Dimas.
01:16:09Kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu kepadanya?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa.
01:16:13Kamu gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:15Bayu.
01:16:17Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan.
01:16:19Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan,
01:16:23kita bisa cariinko buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya?
01:16:27Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:31Kamu...
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:35Mas Broto.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:39Mas Broto.
01:16:41Mas Broto.
01:16:47Mas Broto.
01:16:49Hah?
01:16:50Ibu...
01:16:51Ibu...
01:16:52Ibu...
01:16:53I...
01:16:54Ibu liat Mas Broto.
01:16:56Ibu...
01:16:57Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:00I don't know, I'm positive, I'm positive, I'm positive, I'm positive, I'm positive.
01:17:30I'm positive, I'm positive, I'm positive, I'm positive.
01:18:00I'm positive, I'm positive.
01:18:30I'm positive, I'm positive.
01:18:37I'm positive.
01:18:44I'm positive.
01:18:51I'm positive.
01:18:52I'm positive.
01:18:53I'm positive.
01:19:00I'm positive.
01:19:01I love you, Proto.
01:19:07I love you.
01:19:08I love you.
01:19:09I love you.
01:19:10I love you.
01:19:11I love you.
01:19:13I love you.
01:19:17my
01:19:22like
01:19:26so
01:19:31Mas Bama! Masa sedit!
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:49Mas?
01:19:51Mas?
01:19:53Loh?
01:19:55Mas Mama?
01:20:01Tampunk!
01:20:07Tampunk!
01:20:09Tampunk!
01:20:11Tampunk!
01:20:13Tampunk!
01:20:15Tampunk!
01:20:17Tampunk!
01:20:19Oh, I thought that he had to be killed.
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