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The Student Teachers (1973) - Full HD Movie Uncut
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00:00:00History is boring and physics is too tough
00:00:25Latin seems outdated, and phys ed's a little rough
00:00:30If all that education's turning you into a fool
00:00:34I can teach a lesson that you'll never learn in school
00:00:41I'm the teacher, teacher, teacher
00:00:48There's no examination, it's impossible to fail
00:00:53There ain't no registration, and there ain't no books to fail
00:00:58After opening the closet, sheriff deputies said it was the most disgusting thing they had ever seen
00:01:05Good morning, Southland Swingin' students
00:01:08It's pack up your beach bodies and hit the books time again
00:01:11Mostly sunny skies, temperatures in the balmy 70s, with light smog in the basin
00:01:15Spread your love at 740 in Big K Country
00:01:18It's time for another super sound brand new exclusive wax to watch
00:01:22From Gooey Merang and the Lemon Lickers
00:01:24Eat my pie
00:01:26They're all fresh and burnt
00:01:28To get the trash, if you want to hang out with your tutel
00:01:32You know what?
00:01:34That's the first time I can tell
00:01:36Take care
00:01:38To get the trash
00:01:40I can tell
00:01:42You can tell
00:01:43To get the trash
00:01:44In the wrong way
00:01:47Hey, what's going on?
00:01:58Where's Tracy?
00:02:00Right here.
00:02:02Getting ready for school.
00:02:04Oh, you must be crazy.
00:02:06What time is it?
00:02:08Oh, I don't know.
00:02:14I'm worried if you are crazy.
00:02:17Oh, come back to bed.
00:02:19Oh, we can't.
00:02:21We'll be late.
00:02:24Now, listen.
00:02:27This is your master teacher teaching.
00:02:31Important lesson for the first day of school.
00:02:35Now, pay close attention.
00:02:44Tracy, would you have him come out of the bathroom?
00:02:47Has anybody seen my skirt?
00:02:48Who wants hot coffee?
00:02:50Oh, you're both landlord and butler, huh?
00:02:51Just on special occasions.
00:02:53Hey, what?
00:02:53No cup?
00:02:54So I'm not perfect.
00:02:56Oh, my God, where should I look?
00:02:57Try a bedroom.
00:02:59Dump the brushes.
00:02:59Listen, I'm scared.
00:03:14I mean, I'm really scared.
00:03:16By what?
00:03:16About doing a good job.
00:03:18You know, first day and all.
00:03:19And where's that skirt?
00:03:21Oh, listen, Tracy, you don't get your hopes up, huh?
00:03:23I mean, you know, you met Principal Peters, right?
00:03:26Can I use your hand for us?
00:03:27Oh, Rachel's got it.
00:03:28She's absolutely right, you know.
00:03:30Valley High is just another overcrowded factory.
00:03:33Hey, Trey, pick up the attention.
00:03:38And meet me in the art room.
00:04:05Sure.
00:04:05Class 432, we'll meet at 1135 in 761, not 545.
00:04:19Well, good morning, Ms. Hamilton.
00:04:19Good morning, Dr. Peters.
00:04:21How are you?
00:04:21Fine, thank you.
00:04:23This, uh, Davis, isn't it?
00:04:26A word of advice on your first day.
00:04:29Uh, wear a brassiere from now on.
00:04:32We like to set a good example for our students at Valley High.
00:04:34Not emulate their social excess.
00:04:38Mm.
00:04:48Young man.
00:04:50Come here.
00:04:52Why aren't you in class?
00:04:53Well, you see, sir, uh, I found myself late for an English class without a lateness pass.
00:05:00And I couldn't get a lateness pass without an absence pass from the English class, which
00:05:05I lost when I stopped for guests by the underpass to get a souvenir water class.
00:05:09That'll do.
00:05:10We'll deal with this idiocy in my office.
00:05:14Now, Ms. Davis, there is very little purpose to be served by our student teachers dawdling in
00:05:19the corner.
00:05:19Oh, well, no, sir.
00:05:20You see, I was just, uh, going to...
00:05:21Believe me.
00:05:22Before this day is through, you'll be up to your elbows and work.
00:05:26Now, remember, try to see Melissa as a collection of light and dark shapes, okay?
00:05:43Hey, Trey, would you write a good more sketch pad?
00:05:45Yeah, Alex, can I talk to you for a second?
00:05:47Sure.
00:05:48Well, I was just wondering, oh, master teacher, if all I'm going to do here is scrub and fetch.
00:05:59I'm sorry, Trey, is that all you've been doing today?
00:06:01Well, that's all you've told me to do.
00:06:04And what would you like to work out?
00:06:06I don't know.
00:06:08How about an equal division of labor?
00:06:11Okay.
00:06:12How about a kiss?
00:06:13Mr. Boslick, can I take a break?
00:06:16My muscles really ache.
00:06:18Sure, Melissa.
00:06:21Melissa, would you like a quick massage?
00:06:23You see, I inherited magic fingers from my sweetest fortune...
00:06:26Get lost, punk.
00:06:29Wow, I really ache.
00:06:35That better?
00:06:36For sure, Mr. Boslick.
00:06:38You must have magic fingers or something.
00:06:46Look, you said yesterday it would be okay.
00:07:15Look, come on, Coach.
00:07:17Look, Leroy.
00:07:18I don't give a shit what your mother said.
00:07:20You'll be at practice this afternoon or you're off the fucking squad.
00:07:22You got that?
00:07:23Yes, Coach.
00:07:24All right, get your ass back to study hall.
00:07:27Pardon the language, Miss Burton, but sometimes you've got to talk that way to him.
00:07:31How's it going out there?
00:07:32Fine.
00:07:32That's good.
00:07:33Look, your next class is a female sex ed and hygiene course.
00:07:37Meets you in room 311.
00:07:37I got a lesson plan there for you, and you'll show him a film.
00:07:41A film?
00:07:41Right.
00:07:42See Lorche in audiovisual.
00:07:44Big colored guy.
00:07:44Get it?
00:07:45Got it.
00:07:45Good.
00:07:46Anything else?
00:07:47No, I don't think so.
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:49Maybe a word of warning.
00:07:50This sex ed stuff is kind of touchy, you know?
00:07:53And, uh, well, I guess you figured out by now that these kids, when it comes to that,
00:07:57they're like babies, you know?
00:07:59No, I didn't know.
00:08:00Well, they are.
00:08:01So, uh, you stick to the lesson plan, you stay tough, and you should have no problems.
00:08:05You read me?
00:08:06Loud and clear, sir.
00:08:08Terrific.
00:08:11When I turned up the third case of primary syphilis in ten days, I knew Oakdale was up
00:08:16against it.
00:08:17Starting with a known hangout, the field representative is successful in locating a potential source
00:08:22of syphilis.
00:08:24The tall, aggressive blonde.
00:08:27Her name's Betty.
00:08:29Her name's Mary.
00:08:30His name is Jack.
00:08:32Her name is Susan.
00:08:34Roberta.
00:08:35Bob.
00:08:35Joanne.
00:08:36She's no daughter of mine.
00:08:42It looks like a real outbreak.
00:08:45The Oakdale outbreak has spread its tentacles nationwide, crossed an international boundary, but somewhere
00:08:51is one who was forgotten, whose name it was ever known was not reported.
00:08:56Is this your town?
00:08:59Is this your daughter?
00:09:04Is this your son?
00:09:05Her name is her daughter for every day?
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:14Well, according to this, the next thing I do is warn you of the dangers of adolescent sexual
00:09:21activity.
00:09:22Look, you guys, we've got to cover this stuff or else you don't get credit.
00:09:27Isn't there anything about sex you think is worth rapping about?
00:09:30Sure.
00:09:31We all talk about it enough, but the only thing that we ever hear about in class is VD.
00:09:35It really gets kind of boring.
00:09:37Right on.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:40Well, what would you like to talk about?
00:09:42I don't know.
00:09:43Uh, maybe people's sexual attitudes or customs or practices?
00:09:50Whoa.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:52I'd rather bawl.
00:09:56Look, you guys, I know we all like to think that we're really cool as far as sex goes,
00:10:03but it's sort of impossible in this society to grow up without some kind of hang-ups.
00:10:08Like what?
00:10:08Well, we're constantly bombarded by TV, ads, movies, saying that how good we are in bed is
00:10:15the final word on how good we are as people.
00:10:17And I think that leads to a tension that's worth talking about.
00:10:21Well, what's the point of talking about bawling without guys around?
00:10:24They're sort of part of the process.
00:10:28Damn straight.
00:10:29But we can't turn this into a co-ed classroom.
00:10:33And we've got to follow this lesson plan.
00:10:35So why are you bringing all this up?
00:10:37Because if anyone's interested, I could reserve a room for after school where we could have
00:10:43any kind of sex wrap session we want.
00:10:45Talk about orgasm, homosexuality, you name it.
00:10:52The school doesn't have to know anything about it.
00:10:54You mean we can have guys there?
00:10:55Sure.
00:10:57Okay, I'll get the room, and you get the men, and we'll promise to keep the bullshit to a
00:11:03minimum.
00:11:03Okay?
00:11:04The hell no.
00:11:07What I'm asking you is, uh, how come I got it?
00:11:10Mr. Smith, you received a D minus because your thesis about the Emancipation Proclamation
00:11:17was incorrect.
00:11:20Are you telling me that Lincoln freed the slaves out of the goodness of his heart?
00:11:24If I was president, and all I had to do to get thousands of dudes from behind enemy lines
00:11:29to fight for me was to sign some damn paper, well, I'd sign a damn thing, too.
00:11:34Mr. Smith, have you read Lincoln's first inaugural?
00:11:37Well, no, Mrs. Hamilton, you see, it ain't in a textbook.
00:11:42Silence!
00:11:43Silence!
00:11:45I have read it, and the fact is, Mr. Smith...
00:11:48The fact is to maintain that the Emancipation was simply the result of a moral decision by
00:11:55a great man, quote, unquote.
00:11:56I mean, that is to ignore all of the economic, the social factors that caused the war in the
00:12:02first place.
00:12:03Mr. Smith has got the right idea.
00:12:04I want to thank you.
00:12:07And I thank you for your little lecture, Miss Hawkins.
00:12:11And then I thank...
00:12:12Class, tomorrow's assignment will be pages 44 through 66.
00:12:17The American Dream, and I'll draw questions at the back of the chapter.
00:12:21Becky Smith, come to the main office.
00:12:23Becky Smith.
00:12:24What is your name, baby?
00:12:25It's not baby.
00:12:27Aren't you a little old behind school?
00:12:28Oh, well, yeah, but I'm a reformed dropout.
00:12:31Well, I can understand that.
00:12:32Can't you tell that, Miss, uh...
00:12:33Jody Hawkins.
00:12:34Miss Hawkins, uh, Miss Hawkins, you know, you sure are a fine-looking teacher.
00:12:37Hey, look, are you busy after school?
00:12:39Me?
00:12:39I don't know.
00:12:39I'm not busy.
00:12:40Oh, good, because I wanted to introduce you to some friends of mine, okay?
00:12:43Yeah, that's fine.
00:12:43Very good.
00:12:44Okay, right now?
00:12:45You want to go now?
00:12:45Yes.
00:12:57A school?
00:12:58What the hell I want with another damn school?
00:13:00Because this one's more your style.
00:13:02You know, it's for all kind of dropouts.
00:13:04Everybody, uh, just learns what they want to and they teach what they know.
00:13:07Yeah?
00:13:08Uh-huh.
00:13:08What am I going to teach?
00:13:10We'll find something.
00:13:11Okay, you see the cat over there with the earring in his ear?
00:13:13That's Luis.
00:13:14Okay, doing a stretch in prison, he picked up the guitar.
00:13:17Now he's in charge of our music program.
00:13:19The cowboy is Buffalo.
00:13:21During the year in Vietnam, he learned how to do two things.
00:13:23That was how to mainline smack and how to fix motors.
00:13:27Now he kicked his habit and he teaches auto mechanics.
00:13:29And I suppose those little kids are all ex-cons and ex-junkies.
00:13:34No, man.
00:13:34We have a daycare center, too.
00:13:37You know, our big problem is that we need some money.
00:13:39We got $500 in cash, but we owe out about $2,000.
00:13:44You know, if we could just score some big money,
00:13:46we could expand second chance into a full-time alternative.
00:13:49Hey, what are those clowns up to?
00:13:50Where you been, man?
00:13:52This is our Marsha Arts class.
00:14:20Broken?
00:14:26Hell, she's worth a good $500 or $600.
00:14:28I'll show you.
00:14:35Well, it was a good idea.
00:14:38She said, listen, wait a minute, Mom.
00:14:40I got another idea.
00:14:40What?
00:14:42You know the Church of the Immaculate Conception down the street?
00:14:44Oh, we all go pray, honey.
00:14:46No, no, man.
00:14:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:48But they, there's no one there late at night, you know?
00:14:52And they got this big gold cross, man.
00:14:55Must be worth at least...
00:14:57Forget it.
00:14:59Forget it.
00:15:01Forget it.
00:15:02Oh, man.
00:15:03What are you doing?
00:15:04It's a nice cross, man.
00:15:06I'm telling you, it is.
00:15:07Forget it.
00:15:08There's no question about it.
00:15:13It's a masterpiece.
00:15:15What, the painting?
00:15:16No, your body.
00:15:18Painting's only so-so.
00:15:20Alex, why am I standing here?
00:15:22I mean, by now you could probably paint me blindfolded.
00:15:26But your body is the inspiration.
00:15:29The lifeblood.
00:15:30The raison d'etre.
00:15:31Oh, poor shit.
00:15:33What'd I say?
00:15:34You know, I think sometimes that beneath your bohemian facade lies the soul of a male chauvinist pig.
00:15:42Now, what does that mean?
00:15:44Well, for one thing, I must have posed for maybe 15 paintings of yours these last two years.
00:15:50When did you ever pose for me?
00:15:5217.
00:15:52And if that's your problem.
00:15:54And for all your talk, I'm still doing no woman's work in that art class.
00:15:57I think you've only been there three weeks.
00:15:59You're already teaching a sketching class.
00:16:02Whoopee shit.
00:16:03It's dull.
00:16:06Well, what am I supposed to do?
00:16:08Do you remember what I told you Morris said?
00:16:10Morris the 10th grader or Morris with pimples?
00:16:13Morris the 10th grader.
00:16:15I don't remember.
00:16:16Well, he was sitting there trying to draw that stupid plastic banana of yours.
00:16:20My plastic banana is not stupid.
00:16:23Well, anyway, he turns to me and he says,
00:16:25Miss Davis, I don't know why I just can't take a picture with my Pentax instead.
00:16:31Very profound.
00:16:33Start painting, Grandma Moses.
00:16:35No, Alex, I'm serious.
00:16:37Look, you know, I started thinking.
00:16:39The school doesn't offer photography.
00:16:42It's art and it is something the kids are really interested in.
00:16:45They won't be.
00:16:46Believe me, if it has anything to do with school, they won't be.
00:16:49But see, that's the point.
00:16:50It won't have to do with school.
00:16:52It'll have to do whatever they want.
00:16:53Yeah?
00:16:54Like what?
00:16:55Like, like rock music or ecology or sex.
00:17:01You know, you can take a camera anywhere.
00:17:03You're forgetting something.
00:17:04What?
00:17:05Principal Peters.
00:17:06No, Miss Davis.
00:17:08Your idea is both economically untenable and totally without educational merit.
00:17:12But Principal Peters, we shouldn't ignore an important art form.
00:17:15And over 50 students have already signed up.
00:17:17Yes.
00:17:18Well, I have no doubt that even more would have signed up if it had been a rock festival.
00:17:22But that's hardly justification for its inclusion in our curriculum.
00:17:27Yes, Gordy?
00:17:28Mrs. Updegrove of the PTA is here to see you, sir.
00:17:31Oh, Mrs. Updegrove.
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34Yes, of course.
00:17:35Well, let me send her right in.
00:17:36What if it was merely an after-school workshop?
00:17:39Sort of a voluntary thing.
00:17:40Are you still here?
00:17:42Miss Davis, the matter is closed.
00:17:44Now, if you don't mind, I have work to do.
00:17:51Ah, Mrs. Updegrove, how delightful.
00:17:55I just want to take a minute of your time.
00:17:58Oh, it's a pleasure, a pleasure.
00:17:59I am always interested in anything that concerns our dedicated PTA.
00:18:03It's about the Fund for Missing Children Cookie and Cake Bazaar.
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:09Well, that's a very worthy cause, I'm sure.
00:19:21How'd it go?
00:19:40Wash out.
00:19:42He vetoed it.
00:19:43The schmuck.
00:19:44It was probably a mistake to even ask him.
00:19:46Well, what else was I supposed to do?
00:19:48Do what I did.
00:19:49Reserve a room for after-school and don't tell him what you're going to do with it.
00:19:52I know if they find out, all hell will break loose.
00:19:55Look, Rachel, you can't have much of a photo workshop without equipment.
00:19:59And Peters won't spring for it.
00:20:02Well, I've got equipment, Miss Davis.
00:20:04Oh, you mean you've got an enlarger?
00:20:06Well, I got trays and I got a timer and I got a rotary electric dryer and a hot press.
00:20:11Oh, that's great, Mickey.
00:20:12Maybe we can meet my place, too.
00:20:15You see, my folks are going to be gone for a month.
00:20:18It'll be really convenient.
00:20:20See, it's right next door.
00:20:21It's right across.
00:20:21Well, it's next door to Mr. Boslick's.
00:20:25Great.
00:20:25You know, if we contact the kids that signed up, we could already start organizing filters
00:20:30for this weekend.
00:20:32Are you sure it's not a hassle, Mickey?
00:20:33A hassle?
00:20:35I don't know.
00:20:36Oh, this is bullshit!
00:20:38Oh, yes, but a lot of this stuff is jive, so you're going to have to deal with it.
00:20:42Why are we studying this jive, huh?
00:20:44Because if we don't, you're going to flunk out of that school, you know.
00:20:47You want to pass the exam, you're going to have to give it to Miss Hamilton the way she wants it.
00:20:50Really?
00:20:51That's right.
00:20:52Look, yeah, I would much rather give it to you the way you want it, Mama.
00:20:57How do you want it?
00:20:58I don't.
00:20:59You don't?
00:20:59No.
00:21:01I swear, woman.
00:21:03I mean, there must be something wrong with you.
00:21:05I mean, how do you just keep on resisting a fine-looking spliff like me, hmm?
00:21:13Maybe she don't dig chumps.
00:21:15Chump?
00:21:16Yeah, chump.
00:21:17Oh, shit, man.
00:21:19I mean, what's a fox like her one with a faggot like you, nigga?
00:21:25Yeah, a faggot.
00:21:27Yeah, just get lost, Red.
00:21:29Get lost, man.
00:21:30Hey, Goddellar bring you a message from a man.
00:21:33Look here.
00:21:34I already told him.
00:21:35I already told him I didn't want no part of that shit.
00:21:38Hey, you just sort of thought that you might change your mind.
00:21:42Changed my mind, man.
00:21:43Once we had our little talk, you did?
00:21:46I don't want to talk, man.
00:21:47We've been looking all over for you, fucker.
00:21:49Oh, my God.
00:22:19I can't say I care for them goon friends of yours.
00:22:28You mean Big Red and Fat-Ite?
00:22:30Shit, they ain't no friends of mine.
00:22:32They're just stooges working for Dinwiddie.
00:22:34Dinwiddie? Who's Dinwiddie?
00:22:36Oh, I used to run errands for them.
00:22:38Used to have them take care of business.
00:22:39What kind of business?
00:22:41I was pimping numbers up.
00:22:43Whatever was happening?
00:22:44Okay, here you go.
00:22:45What's this?
00:22:46It's tequila, man.
00:22:47Didn't you want booze?
00:22:48I wanted alcohol, you know, like...
00:22:51Forget it.
00:22:52I'll take some of that.
00:22:53Oh, sure, man. It's the best thing.
00:22:56Oh, uh...
00:22:57Well, what did he want to rough you up for?
00:23:00I don't. I'm just trying to clean out these cuts.
00:23:02Buffalo, I'm talking about, uh, Dinwiddie.
00:23:04Who?
00:23:05Dinwiddie. Dinwiddie.
00:23:07Who's Dinwiddie?
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:09Oh, he's trying to put on pressure.
00:23:11He, uh, he, uh, he wants me to move smack for him over at the school.
00:23:16At Valley House?
00:23:16Yeah, yeah. He wants me to help him deal over there.
00:23:19That's just what those kids need or somehow run.
00:23:22Well, I told him, you know, that I didn't want no part of his gig.
00:23:27That's what all the trouble's about.
00:23:28You see, Mario works. They feel better already.
00:23:31Hey, how big of an operation does this cat have?
00:23:34Well, it's not too big.
00:23:36Not yet, but...
00:23:38But he's getting there.
00:23:40He must clear a couple of grand a week.
00:23:43How do you like that, man?
00:23:45We can't make a stinging dollar in this son of a bitch
00:23:47is making a couple of grand a week.
00:23:49All right, I'm gonna get mine, 16.
00:23:52And we're gonna go out there and we're gonna teach those mothers
00:23:54they're beating up on the wrong dudes.
00:23:56I used to be pretty damn good with a knife, man, you know.
00:23:58All right, let's go pick the shit out of him, man.
00:24:00Hey, would you cool it, please?
00:24:02I'd just rather get the bread.
00:24:07Jim Whitty is gonna love the idea of a teacher
00:24:10pushing his smack in that high school.
00:24:12Yeah, but I'm gonna have to convince him
00:24:13that I'm also the world's greatest expert on this stuff.
00:24:17There he is.
00:24:19Now, where's that 500 bucks, Louise?
00:24:24Man, I hope we know what we're doing.
00:24:32Hey, look who's coming.
00:24:56Hey, Junior Slim, hey, give my friends a drink.
00:24:59Where you been, baby?
00:25:00Kind of living, Jim Whitty.
00:25:01Living around.
00:25:02You're looking real sharp, Cardell.
00:25:03Come on, Jim Whitty.
00:25:04Boy, you gonna pop a dole, Jim Whitty, yeah.
00:25:06Come on, now, don't be jiving me, Jim Whitty.
00:25:08But you know, it ain't nothing.
00:25:08Some super-fine threads can't fix your ass, nigga.
00:25:11Hey, I noticed you eating some fine chicken, my man.
00:25:14You know, when I grow up, I want to be just like you.
00:25:18Come on, now, then, Willie.
00:25:19I don't exactly like the way you deliver a message, my man.
00:25:22Hey, the way I got it was you that sent the message.
00:25:25Then, Willie, just don't pull that shit on me no more, man.
00:25:27Anyway, I figured you'd be around to see the snowman eventually.
00:25:30You want to blow?
00:25:31No, it's not the snow I want to cop on.
00:25:33I'm here about something else.
00:25:34I thought you said you weren't interested in the hard stuff.
00:25:37He ain't, but I am.
00:25:38Have mercy.
00:25:39A chicken is a fox.
00:25:42Hey, man, this ain't no joke.
00:25:44Up front, Junior Slim?
00:25:45No shit, Papa.
00:25:46Don't be fucking with Papa Cornell.
00:25:47He ain't fucking with you, man.
00:25:49I mean, asking Cornell to pass smack in the high school.
00:25:52Shit, he'd just stick out like a nigga in the North Pole.
00:25:55You talk too much, Junior Slim.
00:25:56Come here, man.
00:25:57I'm going to have a word with you.
00:26:00Come on, little mama.
00:26:01Look, we can sit over here.
00:26:02These dudes are so busy watching Tickport.
00:26:04They won't hear a word we're saying.
00:26:05You know what I mean, little mama?
00:26:07Hey, what can I do for you guys, man?
00:26:09Hey, I wanted you to meet her.
00:26:12Okay, so I met her.
00:26:13Right, my name is Jody, and I want to move that stash in your school.
00:26:18What's your qualifications, mama?
00:26:20Huh?
00:26:21What you got going for you?
00:26:25Same man.
00:26:28How are you doing this, brother?
00:26:30Look, she's fine.
00:26:31Hell, I can see that.
00:26:33Hey, don't worry about him, okay?
00:26:35Uh, you're going to have to deal with me.
00:26:36Listen, if this shit falls through, man, your ass is mud.
00:26:41Look, Papa, what'd I do you?
00:26:42I'm telling you now, you better not.
00:26:44You guys really missed a great time.
00:26:57Oh, sure.
00:27:00Gee, I didn't expect you back so early.
00:27:02Well.
00:27:04How was the field trip?
00:27:05It was great.
00:27:06Say, don't let me disturb you guys.
00:27:08No, I'll just clean up.
00:27:10Come on, sit.
00:27:11I was just leaving anyway.
00:27:13Hey, no, you don't have to go.
00:27:14No, I'm just going to sit here and read.
00:27:15Hey, Trader.
00:27:18Are you angry about something?
00:27:19Me?
00:27:20Of course not.
00:27:21No, I'm just a little concerned by the way you're keeping your place.
00:27:23That's all.
00:27:24Well, you are.
00:27:25You're angry.
00:27:26No, I'm not.
00:27:28Well, by now, sign this the field trip, Ms. Davis.
00:27:31Oh, I know.
00:27:31It was really a good time.
00:27:33But don't you worry, Melissa.
00:27:34There'll be others.
00:27:35Hey, Melissa, aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:37Oh, yeah.
00:27:38It's a really groovy pain, Mr. Boslick.
00:27:40No, Melissa, your shirt.
00:27:43Oh, an eye for detail.
00:27:44That's what makes you such a fine artist, Alex.
00:27:47Could you move over a second, Trader?
00:27:49Hmm?
00:27:50Just move over a second.
00:27:57Bye.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:02What were you in such a lousy mood about?
00:28:04What am I in such a lousy mood about?
00:28:06I come in here after a hard day to find you in bed with some poor, appreciable stooped?
00:28:10And you have a gut after me?
00:28:12Come on, big tray.
00:28:13Melissa's a high school senior.
00:28:15She's 18 years old.
00:28:16And come to think of it, she probably has more experience than you do.
00:28:19Well, that makes everything hunky-dory.
00:28:21I have a lot of people posting to me.
00:28:23They get tired or somebody trips and falls down and they lie down and try to help out.
00:28:28It's an accident.
00:28:30It's just an accident.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32How would you feel if you found me in bed with one of my poor, appreciable students?
00:28:37Well, how would you feel?
00:28:38It wouldn't bother me in the least.
00:28:40Oh.
00:28:40You're acting like a dried-up Victorian spinster.
00:28:44Oh, fuck you, Alex.
00:28:45Look.
00:28:47I am not a pubescent teenager.
00:28:49I am not so immature as to let one of your casual affairs affect me.
00:28:53I wouldn't fly into a rage if I found you in bed with some baby teenager.
00:28:58Well, you know what?
00:28:59I need you to get it.
00:29:01And you can take this apple.
00:29:03And you can take this plastic apple.
00:29:04And he's saying, I'm so sick of his clothes.
00:29:07Hey, stop.
00:29:09Come on.
00:29:09Get out of here.
00:29:10This is my house.
00:29:12I stood up.
00:29:14Five down, one to go.
00:29:16She clawed at me, pleading.
00:29:18Give it to me, dick.
00:29:20I laughed.
00:29:22This hot bitch is no different, I thought.
00:29:25Now, now, cried the Mandarin princess.
00:29:29Oh, please, now.
00:29:32Slowly, I picked her up.
00:29:34Just two hours ago, she called me a scummy marine.
00:29:36I remembered as I brought her down, panting on my pulsating pinnacle of passion.
00:29:43She exploded under me like an ammunition dump as I looked at my watch.
00:29:48Six broads in ten minutes, and I was ready for more.
00:29:51Well, at least dirty books are fun.
00:29:56Yeah, but the trouble is that for a lot of people, they're the source of sex information.
00:30:00Yeah, I guess there's as much bullshit in those books as in that old sex ed film.
00:30:05It's just different bullshit.
00:30:06But the sex ed film tries to scare you about sex.
00:30:09I mean, you know, talking about all the diseases and unwanted pregnancies and stuff like that, you know?
00:30:14I mean, there's nothing scary about the book.
00:30:15Oh, well, that depends.
00:30:17Now, we all thought it was funny.
00:30:19But if you took it seriously, I mean, if I thought I was supposed to be able to bring instant satisfaction to six broads in ten minutes, shit, I'd be scared to death.
00:30:27Well, sure. I mean, the point is, our attitude about sex is a lot healthier than either of those.
00:30:33Yeah, in what way?
00:30:34Well, it's possible to be aware that B.D. is serious without having to think of sex as something that breeds disease.
00:30:41All you have to do is keep it in perspective.
00:30:43And do you do that?
00:30:45Oh, better than that film you showed us.
00:30:47In Christ, any of us could make the point more realistically than it does.
00:30:50Well, why don't you do that?
00:30:52Do what?
00:30:53Get together and make your own sex film.
00:30:55Are you up for doing that, Sally?
00:30:57Well, sure. It'd be fun.
00:30:59But where would I get the actors?
00:31:01Ooh, I've always wanted to be a star.
00:31:04What would I have to do?
00:31:05Just act like you always do, Cindy.
00:31:07How's that, Josh?
00:31:08Perverted.
00:31:17Were these pictures taken recently?
00:31:21I took this whole service with Big Sur last December.
00:31:24They're really beautiful, Mickey.
00:31:29Did you spend a lot of time on your chart?
00:31:32I just see something and click.
00:31:34Right.
00:31:35You see, that's what we all should try to do.
00:31:37It helps you get over the initial self-consciousness if you just aim and fire.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41I guess that's all for today.
00:31:50But everybody keep at it.
00:31:51Your pictures really look good.
00:32:02Excuse me.
00:32:03Is Miss Davis at home?
00:32:04Hey, Alex, are you on Miss Day?
00:32:06Oh, no.
00:32:07I like the Y.
00:32:08I mean, it's not the Ritz.
00:32:09I know.
00:32:09It's cheap.
00:32:10Tracy's over at Mickey's.
00:32:11Where?
00:32:12Next door, the photography workshop.
00:32:15Oh, yeah.
00:32:16Yeah, well, she should be home in a minute.
00:32:17I'm going over to Second Chance.
00:32:18Do you want to wait right here?
00:32:19Yeah.
00:32:20I guess I'll play some pool.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:23Alex, why don't you cheer up, okay?
00:32:24It's going to be all right.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:26The bookshop's going great, aren't you, Miss Davis?
00:32:44Yeah, I guess so.
00:32:46Look, if there's something wrong with my setup here, we could do it someplace else.
00:32:49That's fine, Mickey.
00:32:50No, no, no.
00:32:50I mean, Shirley said she would offer it.
00:32:52Look, it's fine, Mickey.
00:32:54Hey, I'm sorry, Mickey.
00:33:14Personal problems, you know?
00:33:16Yeah, I know.
00:33:20Miss Davis, would you like a drink or something?
00:33:24I mean, uh, I heard it helps swing in a bad mood.
00:33:27Okay.
00:33:29What have you got, scotch?
00:33:32No, uh, but I got some grape brandy that I stole for my cousin's wedding in Indianapolis
00:33:37three years ago.
00:33:38Hey, hold it.
00:33:52You know, I haven't done much drinking.
00:33:54Neither have I.
00:33:56But isn't there some kind of ritual to drinking this stuff?
00:33:59I guess we've got to do it right.
00:34:01You don't know what it is?
00:34:02No.
00:34:04Then we might as well make one up.
00:34:08Just follow me.
00:34:09I don't know what it is.
00:34:27I don't know what it is.
00:34:29I don't know him anymore.
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:31That's one hell of a ritual.
00:34:42That's quite a rush.
00:34:54OK.
00:35:01Hey, look, go get my rolling papers.
00:35:06They're on my girl on the clock floor.
00:35:08Miss Davis, you don't have to look at me.
00:35:18This is me?
00:35:19Mm-hmm.
00:35:21I'm naked.
00:35:22Mm-hmm.
00:35:31But I don't see any naked girls.
00:35:36It's just they're here.
00:35:38I mean, you're here.
00:35:40Rest.
00:35:43You do a lot of spying on us, don't you?
00:35:48Mm-hmm.
00:35:51I'd rather get laid.
00:35:53Why can't you get laid?
00:36:00Geez, I guess.
00:36:02I don't know.
00:36:03Some people have it.
00:36:04Some people don't.
00:36:06Oh, horseshit.
00:36:12You're cute-looking.
00:36:14Oh.
00:36:17Look.
00:36:19There is a slight distinction between cute-looking and funny-looking.
00:36:25I'm on the wrong side of the distinction.
00:36:28No, you're not.
00:36:29Can you say?
00:36:30Oh, no, you're not.
00:36:31Oh, yes, I am.
00:36:33No, you're not.
00:36:34Sam.
00:36:44No.
00:37:01Oh, Alex.
00:37:03Hello, Alex.
00:37:05Hi, Alex.
00:37:06They're pretty flowers.
00:37:08Hey, Mickey.
00:37:09Why don't you go into Bedford or something?
00:37:10I want to talk to your mother.
00:37:12Oh, oh, you.
00:37:13No, you... Did you... She called me a mother.
00:37:17I don't... No, Nat, you shouldn't get angry. No, no.
00:37:21Okay. Hello.
00:37:24Do you want to explain this?
00:37:26What?
00:37:27Just tell me what's happening here.
00:37:29I came over with a bunch of flowers. Just tell me what you were trying to do.
00:37:32Tell me what's happening.
00:37:34Well, see...
00:37:35Tell me, just explain to me. What are you doing this to me for?
00:37:38I bought you a bunch of flowers, so what's happening?
00:37:40Well, if you let me tell you...
00:37:41Now, don't give me that shit. I just want to know what's going on.
00:37:44Look, Mickey's a senior. He's 18. He's had a lot of experience.
00:37:49Now, look, there was nothing going on.
00:37:52Look, you know what I'm going to do?
00:37:53I'm going to take each one of these flowers, and I'm going down to Main Street,
00:37:56and for each one of these flowers, I'm going to get laid by some drunken whore across the street.
00:38:01Oh, that's not nice.
00:38:11Another extremely scientific way of discerning if you've got the clap is what we term the urine apperception examination.
00:38:26That means go take a piss.
00:38:28That's right. Hurts like hell. Burns like a bitch.
00:38:31If you experience any of these symptoms, don't panic.
00:38:34Don't be embarrassed and try to hide or escape.
00:38:37No, just spruce yourself up and pay a visit to your friendly doctor.
00:38:41Once there, they'll diagnose your condition, maybe give you a Wasserman test, and probably fix you up with a snort of penicillin.
00:38:47As a matter of fact, if you're a super stud like Jasbo here, the real expense might be the phone bill.
00:38:52Because only a creep or a general SOB won't call all the friendly people he's gone down with to tell them they might be infected.
00:38:58But sadly enough, most of us don't have Jasbo's extensive file to struggle through.
00:39:03In any case, let's turn to a brighter side of sexual activity.
00:39:07The side we all know so well from movies, ads, and porno books.
00:39:11Yes, boys and girls, we all recognize this.
00:39:13This is that no hang-ups, no hassles, mutually and completely fulfilling experience true of every sexual encounter between normal people.
00:39:20Or so they say.
00:39:22Hey, don't stop.
00:39:24If everything's going smoothly, enjoy it.
00:39:27It's just that it's not always that way.
00:39:29And the important thing to remember is that if it sometimes doesn't work, don't go freak out about it.
00:39:34You can't expect to come every time.
00:39:37For most people, sex has its ups and downs.
00:39:40When things go wrong, don't blame either yourself or your friend.
00:39:44The best thing is for the two of you to rap about it.
00:39:46Discover what turns you on and what turns you off.
00:39:49If you really dig each other, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to get it on.
00:39:54Paying that fucking filth off.
00:40:04Excuse me, Mr. Harris, but you cannot just try and interrupt this class.
00:40:07Yes, I can.
00:40:08Yes, I cannot.
00:40:09Shut up.
00:40:10When I see that kind of perversion in this here high school, you can bet your sweet ass I'm stopping it.
00:40:14Letting those kids make that kind of film?
00:40:16Go on, get out of here, the whole bunch here.
00:40:19No fucking respect for nothing.
00:40:22I'm sorry.
00:40:49There's just a one.
00:40:50I don't think it is on the two.
00:40:51There's no.
00:40:52I can't even hear it.
00:40:53I'm sorry.
00:40:54I'm Jennlikish.
00:40:55I'm sorry.
00:40:56I'm sorry.
00:40:57I can't even hear it.
00:40:58I'm sorry.
00:40:59I can tell video stories, though.
00:41:00There's no car.
00:41:01How's that?
00:41:02You're晚 a gar reserves?
00:41:03I'm sorry.
00:41:04You're alright?
00:41:05You're optimlarını.
00:41:06Areable!
00:41:08You makeoser to face you?
00:41:09You're while you're new, honey.
00:41:10But long and you have i've no idea you're doing.
00:41:13I'll see you.
00:41:15So often you can detect who's making you up.
00:41:17Hey, what is this?
00:41:44Are you trying to be funny?
00:41:45Look, I think you got your dates mixed up, whoever you are.
00:41:49I mean, this isn't Halloween.
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00:43:43Mr. Peters, we'd like to say that if you think...
00:43:46Young man, you and your cohorts will leave this room immediately.
00:43:49Oh, we are not leaving until we've had a chance to defend Miss Burton and what she's trying to do.
00:43:54I'll be happy to put those kids out if you like.
00:43:55Oh, that won't be it necessary.
00:43:57Oh, I have no doubt that you all enjoyed Miss Burton's dramatic readings from pornographic novels
00:44:01more than your classes in Shakespeare or physics.
00:44:03But I am afraid...
00:44:04Sir, that incident that you're referring to was in the context of a class that was dealing with the absurdity of...
00:44:11Miss Burton, you had absolutely no justification for subjecting our students to this kind of garbage.
00:44:17God damn you, Mr. Peters, don't you understand anything?
00:44:20Her whole point was that it was garbage.
00:44:23Silence!
00:44:24There have been enough outbursts in this meeting.
00:44:26Oh, don't you see...
00:44:27Sally, Sally, now please, honey.
00:44:28Don't get so excited.
00:44:30It won't help.
00:44:32It would make us feel comfortable about sex so that we wouldn't have to go around being so screwed up and being raped by people.
00:44:38Can't you see what you've done to my child?
00:44:40Look, as far as I'm concerned, this despicable woman is as responsible for what happened to my child as the assailant himself.
00:44:48I quite understand your attitude, Mrs. Updegrove.
00:44:51Miss Burton, you are relieved of your teaching duties until I can communicate with the board.
00:44:56I shall recommend that you be summarily dismissed.
00:44:59In the meantime, there will be no more workshops, no rap sessions, no after-school outings, or what have you, without my approval.
00:45:07Anyone wishing to disobey this order will suffer the same fate as Miss Burton.
00:45:13Is that clear?
00:45:14Yeah, but there's always second chance.
00:45:17Oh, great.
00:45:18Well, we can, uh, conduct a seminar on how to file for bankruptcy.
00:45:23Hey, Rachel, I mean, you know, we might just pull it off yet.
00:45:25Well, how?
00:45:26By hustling that hustler Din, whatever his name is?
00:45:30Din with it?
00:45:31You know, as far as he knows.
00:45:34I unloaded a stash in a record amount of time.
00:45:36Really?
00:45:37Really.
00:45:38Is there anything I can do to help?
00:45:40Not yet, but, uh, if I need you guys, I'll let you know.
00:45:44Okay?
00:45:45Huh?
00:45:48Check.
00:45:52Hey, did you hear that?
00:45:53Hey, did you hear that?
00:46:23Wow, I think they're gonna make it.
00:46:36Come on, put that down.
00:46:37Spying on people is kid stuff.
00:46:39Now, now, now, Jody, what'd that make it?
00:46:41Okay, now we got 14% smack, right?
00:46:44We got 40% milk sugar, and we got, uh, 30% quinine,
00:46:48and we got about 16% Johnson & Johnson baby pie.
00:46:51Oh, man, that's the sickest looking skag I ever seen.
00:46:56Yeah, okay.
00:46:57Now, look, we don't need no more Din with this shit.
00:46:59Buffalo, why don't you throw it in the toilet?
00:47:01Wait a minute, you want me to take 500 bucks worth of uncut shit
00:47:04and just flush it away?
00:47:06Well, we ain't got no more use for it.
00:47:10Hey, you don't think there's actually a chance
00:47:11that Din with it will buy this stuff, do you?
00:47:14Look, he might be dumb, but he's not stupid.
00:47:16Listen, I've been thinking, ma'am,
00:47:18if we're gonna rip off this Din withy guy,
00:47:20why don't we just go do it?
00:47:22Because if this hustle works,
00:47:24Jody's gonna know when he's gonna make his big score,
00:47:26and that's when we're gonna rip him off.
00:47:28Hey, look, Gar, you got to understand, Louie,
00:47:31that it means more money for us
00:47:33and a chance to screw up his entire setup, okay?
00:47:36I couldn't just flush it away.
00:47:38I mean, I tried. I really did.
00:47:40Hey, man, I thought you said you were through with that shit.
00:47:42Are you telling me that you're back on it again?
00:47:44I didn't take any, Jody, I swear,
00:47:46but asking me to throw it away,
00:47:48I mean, watch it swirl down that toilet,
00:47:50well, I just couldn't do it.
00:47:53Here, man, I'll do it.
00:47:54Hey, look here, do you think that you can drive
00:47:56the school bus over there by tomorrow sometime?
00:48:00Not our bus.
00:48:01Yeah, we know, ma'am.
00:48:03The spark has just been on the distributor.
00:48:05Well, look, how about meeting me over there at 3.30,
00:48:08you know, and act just like you don't know me, okay?
00:48:10And don't try to get any Academy Award.
00:48:13No, ma'am, I mean, me and Buffalo, man,
00:48:14we got it all worked out.
00:48:16Don't worry.
00:48:17Okay, and look, please don't wear
00:48:18that stupid cowboy hat.
00:48:22Hey, ma'am, come on, take it easy now.
00:48:24This is Jody's car, huh?
00:48:25Hey, ma'am, who you talking to, ma'am?
00:48:27I used to try to smack across the border, ma'am.
00:48:29Hey, come on, save that stuff for Din, would he, huh?
00:48:32Oh, yeah, ma'am, we're going to the pool there, ma'am.
00:48:34Hey, what in the hell is going on out there, Red?
00:48:44Don't worry about it, huh?
00:48:45Hey, wait a minute, goddammit, you can't come in here.
00:48:48That's okay, Red.
00:48:49I told them they couldn't come in there, Dinwiddie.
00:48:51That's all right, Red.
00:48:53Go, go ahead.
00:48:53I tried to stop and you saw me.
00:48:55Get out, Red!
00:48:56I'm only trying to do my damn job.
00:48:58Oh, shit.
00:49:01Why you fucking fucking frown money recrinkled my chart, man?
00:49:05What can Dinwiddie do for you, cowboy?
00:49:07Your gorilla mustered my Stetson.
00:49:09Man, you dudes didn't come here to talk about fashions.
00:49:12No, ma'am, we got something for you, ma'am.
00:49:15Yeah, what's that?
00:49:16You see, ma'am, my buddy here,
00:49:18the judge got back from norm, you know?
00:49:20Look, this is no veterans club.
00:49:23Now, shit up and deal, earring.
00:49:24Buddy, this shit is as pure as my girl.
00:49:28Grandma's snow-white hair.
00:49:30Yo, ma'am, it's terrific, ma'am.
00:49:32It's dynamite, ma'am.
00:49:33I tell you the truth, ma'am.
00:49:34It's so good, ma'am.
00:49:35I never had shit like this before in my life, ma'am.
00:49:37It's so dynamite shit, man.
00:49:40It's terrific, man.
00:49:41What'll it cut?
00:49:42On a three.
00:49:44Quantity?
00:49:46How much y'all long?
00:49:47None.
00:49:48What?
00:49:49I'll keep this tasty.
00:49:50Hey, come on, ma'am.
00:49:51What the fuck you trying to pull, huh?
00:49:53Look, chump.
00:49:54If Dinwiddie's interested,
00:49:56the fat man over there will hip you.
00:49:57Oh, shit.
00:49:59Come on, ma'am.
00:49:59We're not worried, ma'am, you know?
00:50:01I ain't.
00:50:03Now, take her or leave it, earring.
00:50:05Okay, we'll take it.
00:50:07Come on, ma'am.
00:50:08We'll be back tomorrow.
00:50:09Come on, ma'am.
00:50:10You fucking bummer, ma'am.
00:50:11Come on.
00:50:12We'll take this shit, ma'am.
00:50:13We'll be back tomorrow, huh?
00:50:14Yeah, I don't.
00:50:19Let me see it.
00:50:20Let me see it.
00:50:21Let me see it.
00:50:22Let me see it.
00:50:23Let me see it.
00:50:24Let me see it.
00:50:25Oh, this is about 10% clean.
00:50:27Maybe 12.
00:50:31And the rest of it is some milk sugar
00:50:33and some quinine, you know?
00:50:35And something kind of weird,
00:50:36like some talcum powder.
00:50:39You don't say it.
00:50:41Man, this smack is sick.
00:50:43Well, I'll tell you what.
00:50:45Just the same.
00:50:46I'm going to send Red to pharmacy
00:50:47and have him check it out.
00:50:50Where you going?
00:50:51With you.
00:50:52I ain't going nowhere.
00:50:54Oh, no?
00:51:01That's a good girl.
00:51:03Shut the light.
00:51:04What for?
00:51:05Come on, chicken.
00:51:06Papa's asking you nice.
00:51:13Want some?
00:51:15I thought you'd never ask.
00:51:17Stop right there, bitch.
00:51:20Now, you thought you could
00:51:21jive the champ, didn't you, woman?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25You come on all businesslike
00:51:26with that shit about
00:51:27scoring fast coins
00:51:29so you can stop school-momming.
00:51:31Shit.
00:51:32You think Dinwiddie
00:51:33don't know what you're up to?
00:51:35What are you talking about, Dinwiddie?
00:51:36You think I'm after something?
00:51:38I do.
00:51:39What?
00:51:41My beautiful black ass.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44I think you think
00:51:46it's time the champ
00:51:47got himself a queen.
00:51:49Right?
00:51:50Hmm, maybe.
00:51:52And you think
00:51:53that I think
00:51:54that you're the fox
00:51:56for the crown.
00:51:57Dinwiddie, I know I am.
00:51:59Oh, baby, come on.
00:52:05I'll think about it.
00:52:07Good Lord.
00:52:13Hey, just got back from Einstein's, boss.
00:52:42Yeah, what did he say?
00:52:43Stuff ain't worth a shit.
00:52:4614% pure,
00:52:4730% quinine,
00:52:4840% milk sugar,
00:52:51and 16% talcum powder.
00:52:53Yeah, talcum powder.
00:52:57Hello?
00:52:58Gonna do some quantity
00:52:59next Saturday, mama.
00:53:00I want you there.
00:53:03Come get some reefer sugar.
00:53:04All right, stop that there.
00:53:18Come on.
00:53:19I don't see nothing funny about that.
00:53:22Where was I?
00:53:22I believe the male sperm
00:53:24has just been formally introduced
00:53:26to the female egg.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Now then comes the period
00:53:29that's known as gestation.
00:53:31That's G-E-S-T-A-T-I-O-N.
00:53:35Excuse me, Mr. Harris,
00:53:37is that G as in groin,
00:53:39E as in ejaculation?
00:53:40That's enough now, huh?
00:53:42In the human female,
00:53:43this gestation period
00:53:44lasts about nine months.
00:53:46Then the baby is born,
00:53:47and that's it.
00:53:47Any questions?
00:53:48No.
00:53:48Okay, not in...
00:53:49Mr. Harris,
00:53:50could you tell us
00:53:51if there's any danger
00:53:51in having intercourse
00:53:53during pregnancy?
00:53:54What?
00:53:56Look,
00:53:56that's a question for your priest,
00:53:58not your teacher.
00:53:59Oh.
00:54:00All right, shut up.
00:54:03Now, if that's all,
00:54:04this class is dismissed.
00:54:04One more thing, Mr. Harris.
00:54:07We've all been very enlightened
00:54:09by your lectures,
00:54:09but I was wondering
00:54:10if you could comment
00:54:11on the role that female orgasm
00:54:14plays in fertilization,
00:54:16and what's your professional
00:54:18opinion on the controversy
00:54:19over vaginal versus clitoral orgasm.
00:54:21We'd find your comments
00:54:22most rewarding.
00:54:24If you're talking about
00:54:25what I think you're talking about,
00:54:26I ain't gonna talk about it.
00:54:28That's all I gotta say.
00:54:29Class dismissed, damn it.
00:54:30You have to go to your office,
00:54:32and you're not gonna
00:54:33close the door in the ass.
00:54:35Will you come to the house?
00:54:36Yes.
00:54:36Yes.
00:54:36Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:38Yes.
00:54:38Yes.
00:54:38Yes.
00:54:39Yes.
00:54:39Yes.
00:54:40Yes.
00:54:40Yes.
00:54:41Yes.
00:54:42Yes.
00:54:43Yes.
00:54:44Yes.
00:54:45Yes.
00:54:46Yes.
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:47Yes.
00:54:48Look, don't hurt me, okay?
00:55:11Just don't hurt me.
00:55:14I'm not gonna fight you.
00:55:16I'll give you what you want.
00:55:17I'll give you what you want.
00:55:18I'll give you what you more.
00:55:19I'll give you what touccess.
00:55:20Thank you, wrong.
00:55:21All right.
00:55:22Have you?
00:55:24No.
00:55:24No.
00:55:25I'll give you what you love.
00:55:38I'll give you.
00:55:39I'll give you a minute already.
00:55:40And right?
00:55:41You have to go.
00:55:41People don't feel better,
00:55:42because you've got my friends.
00:55:44I'll give you one for anybody.
00:55:45They'll give you a minute.
00:59:11Right.
00:59:23I'll see you next time.
00:59:53I'll see you next time.
01:00:23Thanks.
01:00:25It's, uh, it's about the girls, you know, Sally and Cindy and so forth.
01:00:30Okay, Miss Venugia, why don't you go make us some drinks and I'll reload.
01:00:40Okay, I think you got some good shots.
01:00:43I know I did.
01:00:44Far out.
01:00:45I happen to know for a fact that the board hasn't acted on Peter's recommendations yet, so if...
01:00:50So if I talk to the girls and tell them to take your classes more seriously, Peter's will be easier on me, is that it?
01:00:56Exactly. That's very well put, Miss Burton.
01:00:58Mr. Harris, those girls are somewhat intelligent. You're not.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:03So nothing I'm going to say is going to change their attitudes.
01:01:06Now, wait a minute, girl.
01:01:07Since we have nothing further to say, I'd appreciate your leaving now.
01:01:11Look, I came here to discuss something...
01:01:12Get the hell out of here!
01:01:13Get the hell out of here!
01:01:14Who the hell do you think you are kicking me out of here?
01:01:20What's the matter?
01:01:21Uh...
01:01:22I'm nothing, I...
01:01:23I just, uh...
01:01:25You just remembered something, is that it?
01:01:27What a fucking dumbbell I am!
01:01:36Melissa, come here!
01:01:37What's wrong?
01:01:38What's happening?
01:01:40Just call the cops.
01:01:43Uh...
01:02:09Oof...
01:02:11Oh, my God.
01:02:41Mr. Burton, I'm sure you'll realize that Mr. Harris's psychological problems are best left in the hands of a doctor in a suitable institution. Any further scandal or publicity could only hurt our school, and I'm sure that's something that we both wish to avoid.
01:03:04My primary consideration, of course.
01:03:07Fine. Now then, I have changed my recommendation to the board about your dismissal. So if you could refrain from spreading any further gossip about Mr. Harris and follow our lesson plans, I see no reason why you shouldn't be back on our faculty in no time at all.
01:03:25I hope not.
01:03:26I beg your pardon?
01:03:28Principal Peters, you are without a doubt the saddest excuse for an educator has ever been my misfortune to encounter. You are pedantic, small-minded, oblivious to the needs of your students, and a hypocrite.
01:03:41Miss Burton.
01:03:42And as far as my job at Valley High is concerned, you may shove it.
01:03:51Okay. I guess that's it.
01:03:56Colonel, you got anything you want to say?
01:03:57Yeah. Now, we all know that Dinwiddie is kind of dumb, right?
01:04:05Now, because he's so dumb, he's dangerous.
01:04:09It is a big risk, but I think it's worth it.
01:04:12You know, Jody, I mean, I've been thinking. I mean, maybe there's less risk in just...
01:04:16No, man, that's exactly what I'm trying to say now.
01:04:18Now, look, if anybody in here wants to back out, I mean, really, it's okay, you know, because now is the time that I think we should do it, right?
01:04:28I'm in.
01:04:32Same here.
01:04:38Damn straight.
01:04:40Sure, I do it, too, Mom, but really, Mom, that go across, melt it down, would be worth at least...
01:04:45Okay, okay, okay, let's get started. You know, this thing could happen any minute, okay? We all got to be ready.
01:04:50I'm ready any time.
01:04:52Now, we want Dinwiddie and the white crooks to both think that they've been ripped off by each other, right?
01:04:57So, Carnell will create a diversion during the deal, while I substitute the blue bags of sawdust for the dope.
01:05:03We hijack the money from the mobsters, cripple their car to give Dinwiddie time to catch up to them and let them fight it out with each other while we escape with the bread.
01:05:11Well, Professor, I can see you ain't gonna have no trouble with the gears on my rig.
01:05:16Well, uh, I've always been pretty good with a stick.
01:05:22See, uh, what did Jody tell me you'd be teaching here if we score the bread?
01:05:27Uh, sex or something.
01:05:30Yeah, and physical education.
01:05:32Ain't that a coincidence? Now, that's my field, too.
01:05:35Whoa, P.E.
01:05:36Sex and P.E.
01:05:38Miss Jody Hawkins. Telephone. Miss Hawkins.
01:05:49Look, I told you never to call me here.
01:05:53This afternoon?
01:05:54Yeah, Mama. It's got to be. This is a big one.
01:05:58Look, well, I'll just have to take off my lunch hour and hustle my ass.
01:06:01Look, you just taste and split, chiller.
01:06:03Okay, later.
01:06:03How y'all doing?
01:06:27Hi, Mama.
01:06:29Let's get going.
01:06:30Look at her.
01:06:44No, that one.
01:06:45Oh, wait, wait, wait, baby. Don't shoot out there. Just a damn burglary on with her.
01:07:14Shit, man.
01:07:18Man, you are one dumb nigger.
01:07:21A real dumb nigger.
01:07:23Who you calling a nigger?
01:07:25Not your nigger, the other nigger.
01:07:29Well, how is it, chicken?
01:07:31It's as good as the last. I guess you could step on it maybe two or three times, you know.
01:07:36Hey, boy.
01:07:38Keep your hands off.
01:07:39But just easy, man. I ain't messing with it.
01:07:43It sure is a nice-looking automobile you got here.
01:07:45That's a very expensive piece of machinery.
01:07:48Look here, y'all.
01:07:52You take Junior Slam and his toy siren with you.
01:07:55You know, I think that boy's going salt in the head.
01:07:57I don't think he'll ever be as slick as you've been with him.
01:08:01You know, I think you got a fact.
01:08:02Okay.
01:08:08Hey, Colonel, let's get going.
01:08:10Okay, just a minute.
01:08:11I, um, I bet this mother here just kind of purrs like a kitten, huh?
01:08:15I spend all money pulling, chicken.
01:08:17It's a good paint job.
01:08:20She was a nice, sturdy machine you got here, all right?
01:08:25Good-looking car, man.
01:08:27Yeah.
01:08:28Yeah.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:45Yeah.
01:08:46I, um, I'm good.
01:08:47Yeah.
01:09:01I, um, I nope.
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:07Okay.
01:09:08Yeah.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11Let's go.
01:09:25Christmas.
01:09:29We got a flat.
01:09:31You sure know a lot about cars, don't you, Pinocchio?
01:09:34No. You see, the air is out of this one.
01:09:37Shut up and change it!
01:09:41Let's go.
01:10:05Good afternoon.
01:10:07May I be of some service to you?
01:10:09No, thank you, sister.
01:10:11That's very kind of you, though, really.
01:10:13Take off your hat, stupid!
01:10:17I'm sorry, sister. You'll have to forgive Pinocchio.
01:10:19He doesn't have too much beer.
01:10:24Well, good day, gentlemen.
01:10:27God be with you.
01:10:28Thank you, sister.
01:10:40Okay, now, everybody. Let's just play fair and square.
01:10:43You don't play fair, mister.
01:10:49It sure is a good thing I'm a good shot.
01:10:51You, batsoe up against the car and you two hands on the roof.
01:10:55Yeah, come on, man. Hands on the roof.
01:10:57Okay, get the guns. Louise, Carnell.
01:10:59Okay.
01:11:00Buffalo?
01:11:01Okay.
01:11:02Hey, give him the case.
01:11:03That's my guitar.
01:11:04Look, I know what kind of music to play. Just give me the case, man.
01:11:06Gene, where do you think he's gonna get away with this?
01:11:08Why don't you ask him next time you see him?
01:11:10Let me have the briefcase.
01:11:11What briefcase?
01:11:12Missing briefcase.
01:11:18Now, Jody?
01:11:19Not now, Buffalo.
01:11:20Rachel!
01:11:21Now, Jody?
01:11:22Not now, Buffalo!
01:11:23Now, Jody!
01:11:24Now, Jody!
01:11:27Move, baby!
01:11:48There!
01:11:49Hey, how's it feel to be with the biggie? Huh?
01:11:50With the biggie?
01:11:51All right, get that dough. Get the dough. Get the dough.
01:11:52Get the dough.
01:11:53Get the dough.
01:11:54Get the dough.
01:11:55Get the dough.
01:11:56Get the dough.
01:11:57Get the dough.
01:12:03Hey, how's it feel to be with the biggie? Huh?
01:12:05With the biggie?
01:12:06All right, get that dough. Get the dough. Get the dough.
01:12:08Get the dough.
01:12:18Out of sight.
01:12:19Woo!
01:12:23Hey, man.
01:12:27Hey.
01:12:28What's the trouble?
01:12:29You guys want to lift somewhere?
01:12:33Wow, how rude.
01:12:35I mean, we don't...
01:12:36We don't mind giving you a lift.
01:12:37Sure, we always pick up your triggers.
01:12:39Get the fuck out of there.
01:12:40I'll blow you apart.
01:12:41Hey, man.
01:12:43You're really coming down heavy on my head.
01:12:45No, one more word, you ain't gonna have no head.
01:12:47Now, come on, get out of there.
01:12:49Let's go, come on.
01:12:53Whoa!
01:12:54Whoa!
01:12:55Whoa!
01:12:56Whoa!
01:12:57Whoa!
01:12:58Whoa!
01:12:59Whoa!
01:13:00Whoa!
01:13:01Whoa!
01:13:02Whoa!
01:13:03Whoa!
01:13:04Whoa!
01:13:05Whoa!
01:13:06How you doing with it?
01:13:07Showing some strange-looking smack, man.
01:13:10Tastes funny, too.
01:13:12Looks like salt or something.
01:13:14Come on.
01:13:19What kind of shit is this?
01:13:21You think it'll take four?
01:13:22You dumb, you brain, nigga.
01:13:23Hell, I've been here!
01:13:24Come on!
01:13:27Come on, man, let's go!
01:13:28We're slowing down!
01:13:29I told you we should've got our fuel!
01:13:30Oh, no!
01:13:31Buffalo!
01:13:32That's what it is!
01:13:33It's the old sparkling gel stuff!
01:13:34I can't believe this!
01:13:35Get it going!
01:13:36Get it going!
01:13:37Get it going!
01:13:38Get it going!
01:13:39Get it going!
01:13:40Get it going!
01:13:41Get it going!
01:13:42Get it going!
01:13:43You know, get it, man!
01:13:44He fined that!
01:13:45I can't believe you!
01:13:46Get it going!
01:13:47You suck!
01:13:48Go run!
01:13:49Go run!
01:13:50Get it, man!
01:13:51lad!
01:13:52Get it!
01:13:53Get it!
01:13:54Get it, girl!
01:13:57Get it out!
01:13:58Let's go.
01:14:28Let's go.
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01:17:06And the principal's a plan
01:17:09Try to do your hard work
01:17:11But your thoughts return to me
01:17:14And the lessons that I'm giving you
01:17:16In biochemistry
01:17:18Yeah, I'm a teacher
01:17:22Teacher
01:17:23Teacher
01:17:24Students never cut my class
01:17:31They'll never lay so
01:17:32Dropout rate is very low
01:17:36They'll never break my mood
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