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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:54Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagramnya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Kok mau?
00:13:01Kok kayak baik-baik, aku gak salah kamu semua ngomong-ngomong kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku semesta...
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Aku kalo disuruh dong.
00:13:09Aduh dong, Sayang.
00:13:10Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Tidak.
00:13:12Lebih.
00:13:12Belok.
00:13:13Lebih.
00:13:14Tak benci yang kamu.
00:13:15Pakistan.
00:13:16Kan.
00:13:16Kan.
00:13:17Kan.
00:13:18Kan.
00:13:18Kan.
00:13:18Kan.
00:13:19Kan.
00:13:20Kan.
00:13:20Kan.
00:13:20Kan.
00:13:20Kan.
00:13:20Kan.
00:13:21Kan.
00:13:21Kan.
00:13:22Kan.
00:13:22Kan.
00:13:22Kan.
00:13:23Kan.
00:13:24Kan.
00:13:24Kan.
00:13:25Kan.
00:13:26I don't love you, brother.
00:13:45I'm just holding on this because I love you.
00:13:51I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do
00:14:12Happy birthday to you
00:14:16Mbak
00:14:17Happy birthday to you
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday Ibu
00:14:27Mbak, love you
00:14:30Thank you
00:14:31I wish
00:14:32If you're the only one you're looking for, I'm going to cry
00:14:38I'm going to cry
00:14:42Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, I'm going to cry
00:14:55Assalamualaikum
00:14:58Waalaikum salam
00:15:00Ibu
00:15:01Ayu
00:15:03Ayu
00:15:05I'm sorry
00:15:07I'm sorry
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba ke sini
00:15:11Ibu
00:15:13Ibu
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian
00:15:17Terus ibu pikir
00:15:19Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak
00:15:21Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:23Kangen
00:15:25Gimana sih
00:15:27Gimana sih
00:15:29Abis minatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh
00:15:31Gimana
00:15:33Loh
00:15:34Kenapa sih
00:15:35Kau berantakan banget nih
00:15:37Oh
00:15:38Jangan, aku nanggak
00:15:39Gak usah dong
00:15:40Gak enak kan
00:15:41Cuma berantakan
00:15:42Mau diberesin
00:15:43Cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat
00:15:44Nanti
00:15:45Nanti saya beresin
00:15:46Gak deh
00:15:47Kalo gitu
00:15:48Tolong ya Proto
00:15:49Koper Ibu diubak masuk
00:15:50Ya
00:15:51Mau apaan lalu?
00:15:53Iya ibu haus banget nih
00:15:55Iya
00:15:56Ah
00:15:57Ija
00:15:58Ija
00:15:59Ija
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:02Mbak Ija
00:16:03Dua bulan lalu
00:16:04Balik ke kampungnya
00:16:05Soalnya mengurusin
00:16:06Bapaknya sakit
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09Bu
00:16:10Saya Yanni
00:16:11Yang kerja di sini Bu
00:16:13Hmm
00:16:15Sebelumnya
00:16:17Kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store Bu
00:16:20Yang bagian halu-halu lewat speaker gitu yang
00:16:23Selamat datang di teman sponsor kami
00:16:25Bila Anda belanja hari ini
00:16:27Besok Anda mau mendapatkan
00:16:28Cuma 90%
00:16:30Terus itu
00:16:33Itu
00:16:35Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:37Ini iseng aja Bu
00:16:38Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman
00:16:40Tapi sekarang
00:16:41Gak usah ilang
00:16:42Sakit lagi Bu
00:16:43Ibu
00:16:44Duduk aja
00:16:50Duduk-duduk
00:16:51Serhat dulu
00:16:52Capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu koper ibu
00:16:54Boleh-boleh
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya pak
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya
00:16:58Seperti biasa ya
00:16:59Gak pake gula
00:17:00Iya
00:17:04Ibu kok tumben sendirian
00:17:06Dimas mana?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Merbense
00:17:10Air Spani Mas
00:17:11Morlagak
00:17:12Dimas
00:17:17Kok tumbennya nanti?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:20Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo Bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih Bu?
00:17:33Pesan
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah
00:17:35Gak dorang
00:17:36Sepedan doang
00:17:37Tadi sebentar
00:17:42Sayang boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh
00:17:48Iya iya
00:17:49Bentar ibu?
00:17:50Iya
00:17:51Gak bisa kamu
00:17:52Ibu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh
00:17:54Mau dudikin
00:17:55Bapak?
00:17:56Bapak?
00:17:59Bapak?
00:18:00Kamu ibu kurang sama aku
00:18:02Keluar pintu belakang
00:18:03Sekarang juga
00:18:04Iya gak bisa dong
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya ibunya bapak
00:18:09Kalo dia nanya kamu
00:18:10Cantik ya
00:18:11Gak kaya bapak
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:13Ya bapak kan ganteng
00:18:15Pak
00:18:16Aku mau coba
00:18:17Ya kamu bikin aja
00:18:18Kamu coba
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:20Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya Bu?
00:18:24Iya soalnya lagi sakit
00:18:25Jadi setelan bahayi
00:18:26Di rumah terus
00:18:27Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi
00:18:28Waduh
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja
00:18:31Karismanya kuat banget
00:18:32Saya takut loh Bu
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama ma
00:18:37Kamu kan yang mau pisah
00:18:39Kamu yang mau pergi
00:18:40Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia
00:18:41Bu
00:18:42Coba aja kemikiran ya
00:18:43Bu
00:18:44Coba aja kemikiran ya
00:18:45Nih
00:18:46Udah jadi
00:18:47Tainya Bu
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh
00:18:50Kalo bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis
00:18:52Pak ya
00:18:53Iya bapak suka yang manis-manis
00:18:55Saking suka yang sampai ditidurin
00:19:05Ini gua tanya
00:19:06Ah
00:19:07Makasih Bu
00:19:08Beritanya dari tadi
00:19:13Gak ada yang nyenakin
00:19:15Yang virus
00:19:17Terus orang pada meninggal
00:19:19Tapi heran ya
00:19:21Orang itu
00:19:22Susah banget diatur
00:19:24Disuruh di rumah
00:19:25Eh tetap ada belita
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi
00:19:28Ah
00:19:30Bener-bener orang-orang ini
00:19:32Makasih Tonton TV
00:19:35Ya Bu
00:19:36Ntar mau mungkin stress
00:19:37Yuk
00:19:40Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya
00:19:42Berita tuh cuman sehari sekali
00:19:44Ya itu
00:19:45Di koran pagi
00:19:46Jadi hidup kita tuh
00:19:49Tenang banget
00:19:50Laiki setiap jam
00:19:53Beritanya orang meninggal
00:19:55Tapi iya tuh
00:19:57Gimana nggak ibu stress
00:19:58Stress
00:20:05Ibu aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu
00:20:10Nggak ngomong apa sih
00:20:11Hmm
00:20:12Hmm
00:20:13Hmm
00:20:14Hmm
00:20:15Hmm
00:20:16Hmm
00:20:18Hmm
00:20:19Hmm
00:20:20Hmm
00:20:21Hmm
00:20:22Hmm
00:20:23Hmm
00:20:28Hmm
00:20:29Hmm
00:20:30Hmm
00:20:31Hmm
00:20:33Hmm
00:20:34Hmm
00:20:35Hmm
00:20:36Hmm
00:20:37Hmm
00:20:38Kelas nabati kita bulan depan
00:20:39Aku cancel aja ya
00:20:40Yeah, the situation is still not positive.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45Yeah, because we are so busy in class.
00:20:49It's not a problem.
00:20:51We also have to think about our health.
00:20:53Yeah, that's it.
00:20:54Yeah, that's it.
00:20:55It's not a problem.
00:21:01All right, I'll take the room for you, so I can rest.
00:21:03Okay, can I.
00:21:10No.
00:21:14Lu,
00:21:16I'll leave a little while, I'll help you.
00:21:18I'll help you.
00:21:20I want you to see it.
00:21:22I want you to see it.
00:21:23I want you to see it now.
00:21:24I want you to see it.
00:21:26I want you to give it to your husband.
00:21:29I want you to have a husband.
00:21:32But I want you to see it.
00:21:34My husband, your husband, two or five...
00:21:37...and seven, my husband.
00:21:39Yeah, but I'm not seven.
00:21:41What's your husband, I'm sorry?
00:21:43It's not one of us.
00:21:44I really love you.
00:21:45Yeah, it's all right.
00:21:47If I say it,
00:21:49let's go ahead.
00:21:51Let's go ahead.
00:21:52I don't want you to close it up.
00:21:54Let's go ahead.
00:21:55Yeah.
00:21:56That's it.
00:21:57You'll end it.
00:21:58If I need you, I'll take it.
00:22:00If you need it.
00:22:01Let's go ahead.
00:22:06I'm tired.
00:22:07I'm so tired.
00:22:09I'm so tired.
00:22:11You're so tired.
00:22:13I'm tired.
00:22:15You're so tired.
00:22:17Let's get to the soto.
00:22:19You're so tired.
00:22:21Yes.
00:22:23I'm so tired.
00:22:25I'm so tired.
00:22:27It's so tired.
00:22:29If you're ready, we'll be ready to get to the soto.
00:22:33Let's go.
00:22:35Let's go.
00:22:37Let's go.
00:22:39Okay, Bu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:43Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:45Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, Bu.
00:22:47Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Okay, siap, Bu.
00:22:53Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:57Udah habis?
00:22:59Habis.
00:23:01Saya belum kata emang lagi. Kamu gak ada cash to me saya pincang.
00:23:03Bu, uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Mana siap sana?
00:23:15Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas?
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Bu.
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:23100.
00:23:25Yuk.
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:29Yuk.
00:23:31Yuk.
00:23:33Kes, belanja lagi.
00:23:35Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayu. Ayu.
00:23:41Yuk.
00:23:43Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:45Coba kamu pikir deh.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba dateng.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:51Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasanya ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai, Yuk.
00:24:01Tuhan?
00:24:03Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jumat 3.11 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu mentot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Nggak usah penyalam saya, kakak.
00:24:28Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:51Bu!
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan hidr.
00:25:02Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:07Pak.
00:25:08Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:09Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:10Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:11Ini instruksi dari gubernur, Pak.
00:25:13Iya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, Bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:26Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:37Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, Pak.
00:25:40Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:47Gimana, Bu?
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Ya, menurut...
00:25:51Menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:25:54Le, Ayu mana?
00:25:58Ya..
00:25:59Ayu.
00:26:00Hey, where are Ayu?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hmm.
00:26:24Maybe it's in the room.
00:26:26Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:30You know, why are you going to find out?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:39Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:42I'm not strong enough.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:49Mas, I don't want to be here.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:55I want to leave.
00:26:58Moe?
00:27:00Apa?
00:27:01Kelu, keluar?
00:27:02Mas Bambang!
00:27:12I want to find a place in the house.
00:27:30I want to find a place where I come.
00:27:34I want to find a place in my house.
00:27:38I do not want to make a joke.
00:27:40I do not want to come.
00:27:42I'm afraid I'm alone, I'm afraid I'm alone, I'm afraid you're here now
00:27:48Please, please
00:27:49Yeah, you can't say, just you alone, it's safe, you're safe, you're safe
00:27:54But I'm afraid I'm alone, if I'm alone, if I'm alone, then people in apartment I get to be zombie, how do I?
00:28:06Anya, virusnya virus flu, bukan virus zombie, jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri, itu nggak apa-apa aman
00:28:16Tapi tetap aja, aku takut, kamu kesini doang please
00:28:24Oke, biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Masa aku nggak bisa ke situ, rumahku aja segera
00:28:33Oh iya, mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu, abis itu kamu ngedance
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak, jangan gila
00:28:44Aduh, Kayak nyalain video call-nya, cuma dengan cara ini doang, aku bisa tenang
00:28:51Ayo, makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:55Oke
00:28:57Sekarang bangat nih?
00:28:58Iya
00:28:59Ya
00:29:05Oke
00:29:08Ih, ada-ada aja ya
00:29:10Yes
00:29:21Buka, buka, buka, buka, buka
00:29:25Eh, mas, kamu nggak kerja ya?
00:29:43Bos itu kan pulang cepat, lockdown, aku langsung naik konjek ke sini, aku nunggu
00:29:50Ya tapi kok, aduh, mas, aku konekat sih
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta, tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya
00:30:02Hahaha
00:30:04Kind of romantic
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic
00:30:08I wanna see you when I wake up
00:30:11Cause we can fight and then we make up
00:30:14Yes, kamu sweet banget
00:30:17Pasti mau minta jahat
00:30:19Oh iya dong, kan balance
00:30:22Rohani
00:30:24Just money
00:30:26Guys
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk
00:30:29Masuk
00:30:30Masuk
00:30:31Iya, bu, iya, bu
00:30:32Iya, bu
00:30:34Nah ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:35Ngomong sendiri, bu
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown, bu
00:30:40Sebentar ya, bu
00:30:41Guys, lockdown
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya
00:30:45Tuh
00:30:47Ibu
00:30:49Ya, ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto
00:30:52Iya
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya, kasihan dia leper
00:30:55Iya, bu
00:30:56Nanti Yani lihat ya, di kulkas ada apa aja
00:31:01Ya
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya
00:31:03Iya, bu
00:31:04Iya, bu
00:31:05Tenang, bu
00:31:06Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah, bu
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti
00:31:16Wah
00:31:17Sebong
00:31:18Gitu, bu
00:31:19Enak
00:31:20Ya udah, tapi jangan lama-lama
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kasihan
00:31:22Iya, bu
00:31:23Iya
00:31:32Kamu diresek
00:31:33Dan ninggalin ke atas sembarangan
00:31:35Sekarang suruh begini lagi
00:31:37Hah?
00:31:38Selana dalem?
00:31:44Selana dalem apa sih?
00:31:45Selana dalem kamu ketinggalan di mobil aku
00:31:47Ayu pake mobil aku
00:31:49Dan dia nemuin
00:31:51Sekarang berantem
00:31:52Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin selana dalem
00:31:58Gak orang ada namanya ini
00:31:59Mana pernah aku namain selana dalem aku
00:32:02Karena kamu tau, aku jarang pake selana dalem
00:32:06Ini hanya tuh
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, broto
00:32:11Hayu kamu ngaku sama aku
00:32:13Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu selingkuh lagi
00:32:17Broto
00:32:18Janteng
00:32:20Iya, bu
00:32:22Terima kasih ya
00:32:23Ya
00:32:24Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:26Kamu mandi, bu
00:32:28Oh
00:32:31Eh, ibu tuh kepikiran lo
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:37Pernah
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalo pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada
00:32:48Ada, ada, ada
00:32:49Udah
00:32:50Udah
00:32:51Udah beroto mau mandi
00:32:52Iya
00:32:53Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu
00:32:59Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau
00:33:05Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita
00:33:07Nih mas kita
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Apakah?
00:33:20Aduh
00:33:21Aduh
00:33:22Aduh
00:33:23Aduh
00:33:24Aduh
00:33:25Aduh
00:33:26Aduh
00:33:27Aduh
00:33:28Aduh
00:33:29Aduh
00:33:30Aduh
00:33:31Aduh
00:33:32Aduh
00:33:33Aduh
00:33:34Aduh
00:33:35Aduh
00:33:36Aduh
00:33:37Kamu sama sendiri sih
00:33:38Belum dia apa-apain bang kaceng
00:33:39Hah
00:33:40Udah
00:33:41Pokoknya jangan bersuara
00:33:42Diam di sini
00:33:43Ya
00:33:44Aku gimana nih?
00:33:45Hei
00:33:46Istirahat di tempat
00:33:47Tunggu aku datang ya
00:33:48Kalau macu aku sentil ya
00:33:50Aduh
00:33:51Aduh
00:33:52Aduh
00:33:53Aduh
00:33:54Aduh
00:33:55Aduh
00:33:56Aduh
00:33:57Aduh
00:33:58Aduh
00:33:59Aduh
00:34:00Aduh
00:34:01Aduh
00:34:02Aduh
00:34:03Aduh
00:34:04Aduh
00:34:05Aduh
00:34:06Aduh
00:34:07Aduh
00:34:26Meni
00:34:27Kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:29Nah
00:34:30Bu
00:34:31Tadi
00:34:32Yani ngelewat sini
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main hp
00:34:34Sampai gak ngeliat Yani
00:34:36Serius amat
00:34:37Bu
00:34:43Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Ehm
00:34:48Mau ke belakang
00:34:49Sinyalah lebih bagus
00:34:51Kalau disini
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat casnya mana?
00:34:55Eh, Bu, Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani, itu sinyalnya death, hampir, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, parah.
00:35:06Cuma.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:11Mbak Yanni, nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:36Kau kakek itu punya siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:46Nyan.
00:35:47Telur, dede. Telur.
00:35:49Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini jantungan, ibu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu. Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em.
00:36:16Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih itu ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat Bu Ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yan'i paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yan'i kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yan'i di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:47Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah, gak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambah susu sedikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yan'i belum lihat Ibu Ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:32Ayuh.
00:37:33Tungi avaitن היה zamachin.
00:37:50hesiony &moshin rana da2am playsa pot simple.
00:37:51Enheng.
00:37:53Enheng.
00:37:54Bora.
00:37:55Seteles.
00:37:56Setelesin.
00:37:58Setelesin.
00:37:59Plin.
00:38:00Aku先 coding.
00:38:01Deenis sesuatu.
00:38:02Ah, go, go!
00:38:16Hmm, and all.
00:38:19See ya?
00:38:20Coo, camera ganti.
00:38:23Cakeet.
00:38:30Omelet.
00:38:32Hey, Ibu Ayu, Ibu Sepuh!
00:38:37This is special omelette for Ibu Sepuh!
00:38:40It's good!
00:38:42Thank you!
00:38:43You're good!
00:38:44Let's do it for me to eat.
00:38:46Let's do it!
00:38:51Hi, handsome!
00:38:53Handsome and back!
00:38:56I'm ready!
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih, tapi kan situ sensasinya kan?
00:39:04Come on, come to mama!
00:39:07Nggak!
00:39:08Nggak pengen!
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan!
00:39:23Aduh, terus?
00:39:25Katanya, yaudah!
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah!
00:39:39Hah!
00:39:40Serius mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih, aduh ngapain?
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini, aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk ke sini, nggak diapa-apain lagi?
00:39:51Hmm...
00:39:53Maaf dong mas...
00:39:56Hmm...
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih!
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan!
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh, supaya kamu enakannya...
00:40:07Krokin deh, krokin, krokin!
00:40:09Nah yuk!
00:40:11Yuk!
00:40:12Sini!
00:40:13Agar bahan sama!
00:40:14Huh!
00:40:15Uh!
00:40:16Uh!
00:40:17Uh!
00:40:18Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu yang bodi banget ini!
00:40:22Hmm...
00:40:23Hmm...
00:40:24Mesti!
00:40:25Pasti ya!
00:40:27Hmm...
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin...
00:40:29Hmm...
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00:40:31Hmm...
00:40:32Ya...
00:40:33Mas...
00:40:34Ya...
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:38Ya...
00:40:40Enggara...
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tahu, dipolisiin loh kita!
00:40:44Alah...
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja mas...
00:40:48Aman deh...
00:40:49Aman...
00:40:52Terus...
00:40:53Mandinya...
00:40:54Kalo mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalo mau pipis?
00:40:56Hmm...
00:40:57Kalo mandi gampang mas...
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja...
00:41:01Pas semua orang udah tidur...
00:41:03Kalo pas lagi nggak ada orang...
00:41:04Jadi aman...
00:41:05Ya...
00:41:06Bajunya gimana?
00:41:07Aku hanya mau baju...
00:41:08Baju bapak banyak...
00:41:10Tenang...
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00:41:53Satsang with Mooji
00:42:23Oh yeah I don't know I'm
00:42:30I'm
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00:42:52Terima kasih Bu
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh
00:42:59Itu buat kejantangan kamu
00:43:02Kalo ini Ayu ini juga
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan
00:43:07Kalo rotinya
00:43:09Terus buat kamu
00:43:11Ya
00:43:12Makasih Bu
00:43:14Posisi kalian setelah bercinta
00:43:18Ini serius loh
00:43:23Kalian perhatiin ya
00:43:29Ini tuh penting
00:43:31Ya
00:43:32Ini bukan porno ini ilmu tau
00:43:36Kamu ya kamu tuh hayu harus di bawah
00:43:40Nah brotonya yang di atas
00:43:43Gitu loh
00:43:45Hah
00:43:47Udah
00:43:48Gue contohin ya
00:43:49Eh
00:43:50Eh
00:43:51Eh Bu jangan jangan
00:43:52Bu ngapain sih
00:43:53Udah sebentar
00:43:54Aduh
00:43:55Biar ngerti
00:43:56Nih ya
00:44:02Kakinya dilurusin gini
00:44:05Supaya
00:44:06Semuanya tuh bisa berenang
00:44:08Untuk cari telurnya Ayu
00:44:1015 menit lah
00:44:12Dah
00:44:13Bisa gak?
00:44:16Bisa
00:44:17Ayu ayo
00:44:20Tadi ibu ajarin ayo coba kamu dipraktekin yuk
00:44:24Hmm
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00:44:36Hmm
00:44:37Toto
00:44:38Kamu tuh
00:44:39Jangan diem aja
00:44:40Hmm
00:44:41Sini sini
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh disini
00:44:43Nih deket terakhirnya
00:44:45Hmm
00:44:47Gini
00:44:48Ya
00:44:49Soalnya gini
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si
00:44:54Dede
00:44:55Dede itu
00:44:56Bisa menang cepat
00:44:57Gitu loh
00:44:58Ah
00:44:59Terus
00:45:01Kemacak ngobrol
00:45:04Kemacak ngobrol
00:45:05Hmm
00:45:06Hmm
00:45:07Gini
00:45:08Iya
00:45:09Dede
00:45:10Eh
00:45:11Hello
00:45:12Berenang
00:45:13Iya iya iya
00:45:14Nyelem
00:45:15Nyelem
00:45:16Ya
00:45:17Abis itu kamu doa ya
00:45:18Nanti deh
00:45:19Ibu waain kamu ya doanya
00:45:21Ya
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja
00:45:25Ya
00:45:26Ya
00:45:27Ya
00:45:28Ya udah
00:45:32Ya udah
00:45:33Ya udah
00:45:34Ya udah
00:45:35Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang
00:45:36Masa ibu makan disini
00:45:37Tuh
00:45:38Masa sekarang
00:45:40Iya makanya ibu keluar dulu dong
00:45:42Ya
00:45:43Ya
00:45:46Ya
00:45:47Ya
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepat cucu dari kalian ya
00:45:49Ya
00:45:50Ya
00:45:51Allah
00:46:22Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:44Lama gak ada kabarnya, tiba-tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gue tau, Nek.
00:46:49Pasti lagi ada maunya, Nek.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa-bahasa ini.
00:46:53Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi hutang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Salah budi.
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang numpang gak pesan gue.
00:47:03Ya.
00:47:04Tapi kan lo kebahagiaan juga gimana sih lo.
00:47:06Ya tetap aja gue hitung hutang budi itu.
00:47:09Gue letak.
00:47:10Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:12Hmm.
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin punya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sing luar masuk.
00:47:21Tepun ini.
00:47:23Lagi binggi lo?
00:47:24Iya, iya.
00:47:24Siapa lagi?
00:47:26Eh, gak balik nih.
00:47:27Kalau binggi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Teng.
00:47:32Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:33Oke, oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam, Nek.
00:47:37Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:08Hey, ngapain?
00:48:20Telepon selingkuhan.
00:48:22Aku aja.
00:48:24Apa sih kamu?
00:48:33Sini!
00:48:34Kasih broko!
00:48:34Oh, enggak lah sebetulnya.
00:48:36Disitu tuh.
00:48:38Iya kan?
00:48:39Disitu semua rahasianya.
00:48:40Bener gak?
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:44Kamu tuh ngomong apa?
00:48:45Hah?
00:48:47Interacting gue ya.
00:48:52Ton!
00:48:54Ada nomor yang sering hubungin bingung gue kan?
00:48:55Iya, ada.
00:48:58Nges.
00:49:00Berapa nomornya?
00:49:01Sini gue telepon depan Ayu.
00:49:03Lu?
00:49:03Lagi di depan Ayu.
00:49:04Iya, biar dia denger sekalian.
00:49:07Taruh, jadi...
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:11Iya?
00:49:11Iya, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius, Pak?
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar, bentar.
00:49:15Ini gila sih.
00:49:20Aku udah curi gel.
00:49:23Selana dalam yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang harap.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cerai.
00:49:28Aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kamu insini kok.
00:49:31Tidak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton!
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak sampai sini lo.
00:49:41Nah.
00:49:41Tentang, tentang, tentang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:46Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:48Denger gak?
00:49:55Tentang, tak.
00:49:57Maksud lo gimana?
00:49:58Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya.
00:50:01Kan lu tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk ini lo.
00:50:05Ya, nomornya nomor dulu.
00:50:07Iya, gue lakinya.
00:50:08Kalau nomor gue bilang aja gak ada.
00:50:09Tadi lu masuk gak...
00:50:10Jeng!
00:50:18Kamu tersampai.
00:50:21Gak lama lagi aku gak harus berurusan sama kamu.
00:50:23Mas, sayangku.
00:50:32Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:35Ini mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:43Kasih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar jos.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:47Kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Ya jos.
00:50:54Gak, gak, gak.
00:50:54Aku ini aja.
00:50:56Kenapa sih gak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kreasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung,
00:51:08aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, kasih laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:17Iya.
00:51:19Memang.
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:21Serius?
00:51:22Eh, masa aku bohong.
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:26Baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah.
00:51:32Segitu aja kok, gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer, lalu.
00:51:37Beneran ya?
00:51:37Iya.
00:51:38Tapi gak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Kabungan.
00:51:46Don't worry.
00:51:47Tapi begini.
00:51:50Itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Imbal baliknya.
00:51:56Dan enak.
00:51:57Tenang.
00:51:58Tak kah si jatah,
00:51:59tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar Mirin.
00:52:03Biar Jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak, yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya.
00:52:09Cuma perek kos-kotan yang namanya celah dalemnya,
00:52:11biar gak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celah dalem aku.
00:52:16Anya, kamu tahu.
00:52:17Aku jarang pake celah dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Gak puas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry, tindak kejadian tadi, Ton.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk ngejebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Ton, gue punya informasi baru, Ton.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:43Hah?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang,
00:52:46ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone video.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lo punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lo gak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak, tahu gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi,
00:52:56ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Gue krimin gue nomornya sekarang ya.
00:53:01Oke, thank you.
00:53:02Hello, man.
00:53:32Wah.
00:53:39Wah!
00:53:40Yung!
00:53:42Yung!
00:53:43Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:51Yung!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:55Lagi sih?
00:53:56Bapain lo pake cuci.
00:53:57Hah?
00:53:59Mau nyembunyuin apa lagi lo?
00:54:02Apa lagi?
00:54:07Aku.
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti?
00:54:12Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Gak usah nilas lagi.
00:54:14Daripada gue kasar sama lo.
00:54:15Rata.
00:54:17Apa-apaan sih ini?
00:54:19Nih.
00:54:20Menantuk sayangan ibu.
00:54:24Tuh ada ibu.
00:54:26Bilang ke sana.
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:30Gue tuh ngomong habis di Bruto.
00:54:31Ngomong apa?
00:54:35Ibu mau tau.
00:54:37Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh.
00:54:39Punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu tau pernah?
00:54:42Anton.
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu.
00:54:45Udah sias-sias Anton bilang nomor yang sering tauper aku itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:50Nomor yang gue gak tau?
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:54Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nelfon siapa tau?
00:54:57Tuh adih, mas tuh.
00:54:58Hah?
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku.
00:55:11Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:12Aku jaduh nama kamu.
00:55:14Aku jaduh merasaan ibu.
00:55:16Terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:19Baik lah.
00:55:20Kamu ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:24Eh.
00:55:26Celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:30Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan.
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai.
00:55:35Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:38Padahal nih.
00:55:40Dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Mbak, jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang kamu piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:51Ayo.
00:55:52Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani gak?
00:55:57Berani gak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:13Tentang A-nya.
00:56:15Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:21Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:24Ternyata kamu tuh ngelonjak.
00:56:38Mumpung dari rumah.
00:56:40Kamu lupanya.
00:56:42Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:44Hadi Sutaijo.
00:56:45Yang bikin semua bisnis kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong.
00:56:54Kamu istri baik, cantik, pinter lagi.
00:56:59Masih juga kamu selingkuh.
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Pak gua bilang gak?
00:57:04Kamu...
00:57:04Kamu denger gak ibu kamu?
00:57:08Ibu kamu sendiri baru selingkuh ngomong goblok.
00:57:10Gimana kamu goblok?
00:57:15Ayo.
00:57:15Ibu tahu tentang kamu sama Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu tahu.
00:57:26Ayo selingkuh sama Dimas.
00:57:28Ibu tahu.
00:57:29Gila kan bener kan?
00:57:30Dia ngasih ngelulu apa Dimas sih?
00:57:31Jangan mau lupa-lupa ibu.
00:57:38Besok ibu akan panggil Dimas ke sini.
00:57:41Untuk menjelaskan semuanya.
00:57:42Gak usah ibu.
00:57:50Gak usah dipanggil Dimas.
00:57:51Ibu kalau mau...
00:57:52Ayo pergi sekarang dari rumah ini.
00:57:53Ayo pergi ibu.
00:57:55Gak ada yang pergi kemana-mana.
00:57:58Udah lah gak usah.
00:57:59Gak usah panggil-panggil Dimas.
00:58:04Lu mau cerik?
00:58:07Mau harta kan?
00:58:09Oke!
00:58:10Gak ada ceria-ceriaan sebelum semua ini dijelaskan.
00:58:17Besok kita bicara lagi.
00:58:20Nanti malam berotoh.
00:58:21Kamu tidur sama ibu.
00:58:26Sementara malam ini, kalian pikirkan baik-baik...
00:58:29...apa yang akan kalian putuskan untuk besok.
00:58:31Ibu gak mau.
00:58:45Keluarga ibu tuh berantakan.
00:58:49Nyongpotnya tuh susah banget.
00:58:50Jadi kayak...
00:58:51Gak ngerti.
00:58:53Gitu serendirik banget...
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