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00:00:00You
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak, Pak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotkan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:01Kok apaan?
00:13:01Aku gak salah tuh, kamu semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk, diri.
00:13:05Yuk, kasih suruh dong.
00:13:09Anto dong, saya mati.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Saya...
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas dia.
00:13:14Benci salamu.
00:13:15What?
00:13:17I love you, brother.
00:13:47I'm just going to hang out with this because I love you so much to you.
00:14:05You don't want to sing.
00:14:08What's up?
00:14:09What's up?
00:14:10You don't want to sing.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday.
00:14:22Happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29Thank you, Ibu.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for, I'm going to sing.
00:14:38I'm going to sing.
00:14:40I'm going to sing.
00:14:42Don't get sick until you feel sick.
00:14:46What's up?
00:14:47Peace out.
00:14:48Peace out.
00:14:49Peace out.
00:14:52Peace out.
00:14:54Peace out.
00:14:55Peace out.
00:14:56Peace out.
00:14:59Peace out.
00:15:01Peace out.
00:15:02To our next episode, Ibu.
00:15:04I love you.
00:15:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:09Ibu, why did I come here?
00:15:13Yes, I didn't say anything.
00:15:15Ibu, I was so happy with you.
00:15:19I thought I would go to the house.
00:15:23Are you not to sleep with Ibu?
00:15:26I'm not to sleep with Ibu.
00:15:27How about it?
00:15:29After that, I was like a little bit.
00:15:31Oh, I don't know.
00:15:33Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kok berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:39Jangan, aku langga.
00:15:40Gak usah dong.
00:15:41Oh, gak enak kan cuma berantakan.
00:15:43Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:50Koper Ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:53Iya, Ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, Bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, Bu.
00:16:14Hmm.
00:16:16Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, Bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu yang,
00:16:23Selamat datang di teman smartphone kami.
00:16:25Bila Anda belajar hari ini,
00:16:27besok Anda akan mendapatkan kan cuma 90 persen.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, Bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang. Sakit lagi, Bu.
00:16:43Kamu?
00:16:45Iya, Ibu.
00:16:49Apa yang gimana sih?
00:16:51Duduk aja, Duduk-duduk.
00:16:52Serehat, Bu.
00:16:53Capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu, Koper Ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:58Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:59Enggak saya, gak pakai gula, tuan.
00:17:01I'm sorry.
00:17:06Ibu, why are you talking to me?
00:17:09Where are you from?
00:17:10Where are you from?
00:17:11Where are you from?
00:17:12Where are you from?
00:17:13Where are you from?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:22Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:27Hello, Ibu?
00:17:31Ibu, where are you from?
00:17:33I don't know.
00:17:35I just got to go to the house.
00:17:37I'm going to go to the house.
00:17:43Can you help me?
00:17:45I don't want to go to the house.
00:17:49Yes.
00:17:51I'm sorry.
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu sepul mau dudikin untuk apa?
00:17:56Begini, it's okay.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu, Ibu, kalau kamu aku keluar dari belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak ya?
00:18:07Ya ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya!
00:18:12Gak kayak bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Ya kamu bilang aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:20Jujur, Pak.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:23Yeah, I'm still sick, so I'm still sick, I'm still sick, I'm still sick, I'm still sick.
00:18:27I'll tell you if you want to go.
00:18:29Aduh, I'm still sick, I'm strong.
00:18:33I'm afraid, Bu.
00:18:35You're not talking to me, I'm not.
00:18:38You're the one who wants to go.
00:18:40You're the one who wants to go, you're the one who wants to go.
00:18:42You're the one who wants to go.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45I'm just kidding.
00:18:46Nih, it's already time, Bu.
00:18:48It's not too nice for me, because I'm a sepuk.
00:18:51Kalau bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis sih, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi, enggak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya, orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah, eh, tetap ada beluta.
00:19:28Enggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Hah, benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:35Maksud, tonton TV-nya, Bu.
00:19:36Bentar, mau makin sekali.
00:19:40Yuk, zaman ibu dulu tuh ya, berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu, di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi, hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi yaitu gimana enggak ibu stres.
00:19:59Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:09Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm...
00:20:12Hmm?
00:20:22Hmm...
00:20:26Um...
00:20:28We're going to take the class in the next year, I'll cancel the class again.
00:20:41The situation is still not positive.
00:20:43It's not a problem.
00:20:45Yeah, because we're really looking forward to the class.
00:20:48It's not a problem.
00:20:51We're going to take care of our health.
00:20:53It's a problem.
00:20:55It's not a problem.
00:20:57We're going to take care of our parents before we can rest.
00:21:03Okay, can we?
00:21:14Lu, why don't I leave you alone?
00:21:18I'll help you first.
00:21:20I really like her.
00:21:22She's got to look for now.
00:21:23She's not a problem.
00:21:25I was going to take care of our parents.
00:21:30I was going to take care of our parents.
00:21:32I was going to take care of our parents.
00:21:34I was going to take care of our parents.
00:21:35She's got to take care of our parents.
00:21:36She's got to take care of our parents.
00:21:38Yeah, but I was not a seven.
00:21:40It's also a seven.
00:21:41What's the one that's?
00:21:42She's got to take care of our parents?
00:21:43It's not a one.
00:21:44I was too excited.
00:21:45I was also interested.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:47If you're like that,
00:21:49go ahead.
00:21:50Go ahead.
00:21:52Ibu, don't cut it fast.
00:21:54Don't cut it.
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:56Yes.
00:21:57Don't cut it.
00:21:58Yes.
00:21:59If you need it, it's fine.
00:22:04It's done.
00:22:06Ibu, I'm tired.
00:22:08I want to take care of you.
00:22:10Yes.
00:22:11Are you going to sleep?
00:22:13I'm going to sleep.
00:22:15I'm going to sleep.
00:22:17I'm going to sleep.
00:22:19Do you want to sleep?
00:22:21I'm going to sleep.
00:22:23I'm going to sleep.
00:22:25I'm going to sleep.
00:22:27It's so good.
00:22:29If you're ready, we'll just prepare the sleep.
00:22:33Yes, I am.
00:22:35Yes, I am.
00:22:39Okay, Ibu.
00:22:41I'm going to sleep.
00:22:43But I'm going to sleep.
00:22:45I'm going to sleep.
00:22:47Ibu, I don't want to sleep.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:51Okay, you ready.
00:22:53Ibu, Ibu.
00:22:55Ibu, Ibu.
00:22:57Ibu, Ibu.
00:22:59Ibu, Ibu.
00:23:01Ibu, Ibu.
00:23:02Ibu, Ibu.
00:23:03And Ibu, Ibu.
00:23:05It's not a problem, it's not a problem.
00:23:13If I can eat what's in the kitchen, what's in the kitchen?
00:23:16What's in the kitchen?
00:23:18How much?
00:23:20How much?
00:23:22100?
00:23:23200?
00:23:28Let's go.
00:23:32Let's go.
00:23:33Guys, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto Ayam, ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayo, ayo.
00:23:43Aku rasa ini bukan kebetulan, yuk.
00:23:46Cuma kamu pikir, pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:49Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, yuk.
00:23:54Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:58Aku rasa ini pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita gak boleh cerai.
00:24:03Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan kamu bilang?
00:24:07Iya.
00:24:08Salah Jum'at 3.11 sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan kamu.
00:24:11Atau kamu nge-entot sama Anya, inget gak kamu sama Tuhan?
00:24:20Sayang.
00:24:21Nggak usah, penyalah pasangan, kakak.
00:24:28Dudur di situ.
00:24:31Yuk, please, deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:45Aku pergi.
00:24:51Bu!
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57Gak bisa ke pasar, bu.
00:24:58Gak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Itu ada orang kelurahan, either.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, pak.
00:25:05Tuh, tuh, disegel!
00:25:08Pak!
00:25:09Pak sebentar, pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari gubernur, pak.
00:25:13Ya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:16Tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:18Waduh, gak tau juga ya, bu.
00:25:20Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:21Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:22Mari, pak, bu.
00:25:25Pak?
00:25:26Aduh, mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Pak?
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:33Gimana kalau pacar saya, mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah kesini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:39Kasian, pak.
00:25:41Terus, bu, nanti mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:44Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, bu.
00:25:47Gimana, bu?
00:25:48Menurutmu?
00:25:49Ya, menurut, menurut saya, bu, mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:14Lih, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Hah?
00:26:23Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, bu.
00:26:25Yaudah, ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:32Hah?
00:26:35Ini kerjaan.
00:26:36Mas, masa sebulan nggak ketemu, mas. Aku nggak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, mas. Aku nggak mau sendiri di sini, mas. Aku mau sama Mas Bambang, titik.
00:26:54Aku mau minggat pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:07Maaf.
00:27:08Maaf.
00:27:13Maaf.
00:27:24Maaf.
00:27:29Maaf.
00:27:30I'm going to find a place to find a place.
00:27:38I'm going to make a joke. I'm going to come.
00:27:41I'm going to come. I'm alone. I'm afraid of you.
00:27:46Come here now. Please.
00:27:48No, you can't. Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:52You're safe. You're just there.
00:27:54But I'm afraid of you.
00:27:57If I'm alone, then people in my apartment,
00:28:03I'm going to get a zombie.
00:28:06Anya, it's virus flu.
00:28:10It's not zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine, that's not what I'm going to do.
00:28:16But still, I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:27Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30I guess aku nggak bisa ke situ.
00:28:31Rumah aku aja di segera.
00:28:33Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan bilang.
00:28:45Aduh.
00:28:46Aduh.
00:28:47Kayaknya nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance.
00:28:53Sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Iya.
00:28:59Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Uh, ada-ada aja.
00:29:09Buka, buka, buka, buka!
00:29:23Uh.
00:29:24No, no, no, no.
00:29:41Hey, Mas.
00:29:43You don't work, right?
00:29:45Posts can go fast. Lockdown.
00:29:47I'm going to go to the next door.
00:29:49I'm going to go to the next door.
00:29:50But why are you connecting?
00:29:51Oh, my.
00:29:52I got to connect.
00:29:53What?
00:29:54See.
00:29:55Cinta, honey.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:29:59Bukanlah.
00:30:00Cinta namanya!
00:30:02Kind of romantic.
00:30:05We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I want to see when I wake up.
00:30:11Cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:14What do you think?
00:30:16How sweet, Mama?
00:30:17I still want to go to the next door.
00:30:19I don't know how to balance,
00:30:23Ruhani, just money.
00:30:26Guys, let's go.
00:30:29Yes, I'm going to go.
00:30:32You said that you were talking about yourself?
00:30:36You said that you were talking about the content of lockdown.
00:30:40Wait a minute.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44What about you?
00:30:46Ibu.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:50Ibu can't dimasak in soto.
00:30:52Kamu can't tell me what's in the kitchen,
00:30:54but I'm not in the kitchen.
00:30:56I can't see.
00:30:58I can't see what's in the kitchen.
00:31:00What's the meaning of this?
00:31:03Yes, I'm sorry.
00:31:05If you eat it, it's an inspiration.
00:31:09It's not easy.
00:31:11You have to be with heart and knowledge
00:31:13so that the food that you give to Ibu Sepuh
00:31:16will be able to eat.
00:31:18It's nice.
00:31:20But no longer, people are hungry.
00:31:22Yes, I'm sorry.
00:31:23Yes, I'm sorry.
00:31:32Why are you leaving?
00:31:34I'm leaving in the house.
00:31:36Why are you like this again?
00:31:38What?
00:31:40What is the mood?
00:31:42What?
00:31:44What is the mood?
00:31:45You leave the house.
00:31:47I, you put the house.
00:31:49Then they have to need it.
00:31:51Now I'm ready.
00:31:53Huh, why don't I leave the mood?
00:31:56Why don't you have the name?
00:31:58How do I name it?
00:32:00Where do I have the name?
00:32:02Why don't you know?
00:32:04I don't wear the mood.
00:32:06It's not my writing, brother!
00:32:12Come on, tell me!
00:32:14That's who?
00:32:16It's a week!
00:32:18Brother!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:22Come on!
00:32:24Come on!
00:32:26Come on!
00:32:28Oh!
00:32:30Eh, ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:34Kamu pernah gak tuh pereksain terus?
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin ginian sih?
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Eh, kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada, pelurnya ada.
00:32:48Ada, ada, ada!
00:32:50Udah! Udah berosong mau mandi!
00:32:52Iya!
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya!
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya, ibu!
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampe ibu tau.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih, mas.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:19Aduh!
00:33:20Let's go, baby!
00:33:22Gak bisa!
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa!
00:33:27Gak bisa, gak mau ngapain lagi si Ayu.
00:33:29Ini udah gini lho!
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh!
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini!
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain, gak ngaceng!
00:33:38Hah?
00:33:39Udah, pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:40Diam di sini!
00:33:41Ya!
00:33:42Setelah gimana ini?
00:33:43Eh, istirahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang ya.
00:33:47Kalau macu aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Tunggu aku, Tiaw!
00:33:50Tiaw!
00:33:51Tiaw!
00:33:52Tunggu, sakit rup, brot suruh pati yang!
00:33:53Tiaw!
00:33:54Tiaw!
00:33:55Tiaw!
00:33:59Tiaw!
00:34:00Ya sama te saya cokra rét.
00:34:06Maaf!
00:34:07Tiaw!
00:34:09Ar Trorong tweet
00:34:10Seidak.
00:34:11Se odpowieders.
00:34:12Tiaw!
00:34:13Amin.
00:34:14Tiaw!
00:34:15Tak tiaw!
00:34:16Tiaw yang teratas jalan nak!
00:34:18Latu shay.
00:34:21Yapa kalo terug?
00:34:23Hi, I'm sorry.
00:34:25I'm sorry.
00:34:27I'm sorry.
00:34:29I'm sorry.
00:34:31I'm sorry.
00:34:33I'm sorry to see Yanni.
00:34:35I'm sorry.
00:34:37I'm sorry.
00:34:43I want to go where?
00:34:45Hmm.
00:34:47Hmm.
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini,
00:34:53saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu, Bu.
00:34:59Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:07Aduh, mah.
00:35:09Iya, iya.
00:35:11Nah, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:13Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana,
00:35:15kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:29Kalau aku keluar dari rumah,
00:35:31itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:35Tapi itu pada siapa?
00:35:37Nah itu.
00:35:43Yen.
00:35:45Telur, dede.
00:35:47Telur.
00:35:49Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini dantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:56Nah.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya ini, Bu.
00:36:01Yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalau kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telurnya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh.
00:36:11Itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar macos kalau buat am-ahem.
00:36:15Am-ahem.
00:36:16Am-ahem.
00:36:17Uyeh uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih itu ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat buat ayu,
00:36:34keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya, soalnya ibu udah pengen pun gak cucu.
00:36:40Oh halah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanip paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanip kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yanip di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang.
00:36:47Biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:56Gak bokeh.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Omelette aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Siap, Bu.
00:37:07Ya.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih ya.
00:37:10Sama-sama ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yani belum lihat ibu Ayu dimana, Bu.
00:37:21Kisip diabult.
00:37:22Ibu.
00:37:27Ibu.
00:37:28Ibu.
00:37:30Ibu.
00:37:31So, let's go.
00:38:01Oh
00:38:03Oh
00:38:05Oh
00:38:07Oh
00:38:09Oh
00:38:15Oh
00:38:17Oh
00:38:19See ya
00:38:21Kamer ganti
00:38:23Cakep
00:38:29Omelette
00:38:31Eh Bu Ayu
00:38:33Bu Sepuh
00:38:35Ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh
00:38:39Enak pasti
00:38:41Makasih ya
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu, ya nisiapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:45Mari Bu Ayu
00:38:47Hai
00:38:51Handsome
00:38:53Handsome and back
00:38:55Yuk
00:38:57Aku ready nih
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:03Come on
00:39:05Come to mama
00:39:07Enak, enggak pengen
00:39:09Hah
00:39:11Kok gitu sih
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:15Ayolah mas nih
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:20Acem-acem enggak udah
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan
00:39:23Aduh, terus
00:39:25Katanya
00:39:27Yaudah
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri
00:39:31Nanti
00:39:32Saya kabarin
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:35Kau udah kayak gini
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah
00:39:39Hah
00:39:40Serius mas
00:39:41Kamu sih
00:39:43Aduh, ngapain
00:39:45Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:49Nggak diapa-apain lagi
00:39:50Hmm
00:39:51Maaf dong mas
00:39:55Hmm
00:39:56Gimana dong sekarang
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya
00:40:07Krokin deh
00:40:08Krokin, krokin, krokin
00:40:10Ayo
00:40:11Yuk
00:40:12Vini
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama
00:40:14Uuuuh
00:40:16Uuuuh
00:40:17Uuuuh
00:40:18Uuuuh
00:40:19Lama lo aku gak liat badan kamu
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini
00:40:22Gemes deh
00:40:24Pasti
00:40:26Pasti
00:40:27Ya
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin
00:40:29Ya
00:40:30Mas
00:40:34Gimana kalo kamu
00:40:36Tinggal disini aja
00:40:37Ya
00:40:39Enggara
00:40:40Enggara
00:40:41Nanti kalo bos kamu tau
00:40:42Dipolisiin loh kita
00:40:43Alah
00:40:44Cuma sampe lockdown selesai aja mas
00:40:47Aman deh
00:40:49Aman
00:40:50Terus
00:40:52Mandinya
00:40:53Kalo mau berat gimana
00:40:54Kalo mau pipis
00:40:55Hmm
00:40:57Kalo mandi gampang mas
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malem-malem aja
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur
00:41:03Kalo pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:04Jadi aman
00:41:05Ya
00:41:06Bajunya gimana
00:41:07Aku hanya bawa baju
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak
00:41:10Tenang
00:41:11Peneknya putihnya
00:41:13Emet
00:41:14Pada
00:41:15Tidak
00:41:16Pada
00:41:17Mereka
00:41:18Mereka
00:41:19Pergi
00:41:20Ini
00:41:21Pada
00:41:23Jangan
00:41:25Pada
00:41:27Mandi
00:41:28Tidak
00:41:29Pada
00:41:30Pada
00:41:31Pada
00:41:32Tidak
00:41:33Pada
00:41:34Pada
00:41:35Pada
00:41:36Pada
00:41:37Pada
00:41:38Father.
00:42:08Father.
00:42:10Father.
00:42:12Father.
00:42:14Father.
00:42:16Father.
00:42:18Father.
00:42:20Father.
00:42:22I want to go.
00:42:24Look.
00:42:26I want to go!
00:42:28Yes, yes.
00:42:30Come on.
00:42:32Come on.
00:42:34Come on.
00:42:36Come on, Ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu, ini agak.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Ibu.
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:17Aduh.
00:43:19Nggak usah.
00:43:21Ini serius loh.
00:43:27Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:33Ini bukan porno.
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:36Iya.
00:43:37Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, rotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gue contoh ini ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, Ibu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Gue ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:43:56Nih.
00:43:57Nih ya.
00:43:59Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:01Supaya, semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:0715 menit lah.
00:44:08Dah.
00:44:09Bisa nggak?
00:44:10Bisa.
00:44:11Ayu ayo.
00:44:12Itu tadi ibu ajarin ayo.
00:44:13Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:14Hmm.
00:44:15Hmm.
00:44:16Hmm.
00:44:17Hmm.
00:44:18Bisa nggak?
00:44:19Bisa.
00:44:20Ayu ayo.
00:44:21Itu tadi ibu ajarin ayo.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:25Hmm.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:28Hmm.
00:44:29Hmm.
00:44:30Hmm.
00:44:31Hmm.
00:44:32Hmm.
00:44:33Hmm.
00:44:34Hmm.
00:44:35Hmm.
00:44:36Hmm.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hmm?
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:43Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:45Hmm.
00:44:46Hmm.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu bisa menang cepat.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:58Ah.
00:44:59Terus.
00:45:00Kamu ajak ngobrol.
00:45:04Ajak ngobrol.
00:45:06Hmm.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Hello.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Iya.
00:45:16Abis itu kamu doa.
00:45:17Ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu WA-in kamu ya.
00:45:20Doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian.
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja.
00:45:25Ya.
00:45:26Iya, iya.
00:45:27Hmm.
00:45:28Oh.
00:45:29Ya.
00:45:30Ya.
00:45:31Udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Ya udah.
00:45:36Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:37Masa ibu makan di sini.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Ya makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Nah.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Masa.
00:45:45Ya.
00:45:46Ya wis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepet-cepet cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Hmm.
00:45:50Hmm.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:52Hehehe.
00:45:53Hehehe.
00:45:54Aduh.
00:45:55No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:58Shh.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00No.
00:46:01discouragement.
00:46:02Luke không.
00:46:03No.
00:46:05No.
00:46:06No.
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00:46:22No.
00:46:23No.
00:46:24and
00:46:41Proto Adisutejo
00:46:45fam emang ga ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nepon
00:46:47Gua tau nek
00:46:48Passi lagi ada maunya diri
00:46:50Adi ga pingin rasa bahas ini
00:46:53Emang gua ada maunya
00:46:54I want to spend money with you with me.
00:46:56How about you?
00:46:57When?
00:46:58Oh...
00:46:59I need to remember the money I had to spend money with you.
00:47:03But you're a part of it too.
00:47:06I still have to spend money with you.
00:47:08I need help you.
00:47:10I need help you.
00:47:11Are you serious?
00:47:12I need help you.
00:47:14Okay, so...
00:47:18Can you check your phone?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:22I need help you.
00:47:23I need help you.
00:47:24Who else?
00:47:25I need help you.
00:47:26I need help you.
00:47:27If you need help me with me,
00:47:29I trust you.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31I need help you.
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35I'll wait for 1-2 minutes.
00:47:37I'll tell you.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:53I need help you.
00:47:55I need help.
00:47:56Now I need help.
00:47:57I need help.
00:47:58I need help.
00:47:59I need help.
00:48:00Ayo!
00:48:08Why do you want to be a man?
00:48:14What?
00:48:17What about you?
00:48:19I'm making a MARYNNNNN
00:48:22Just to me.
00:48:24Why aren't you?
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00:52:44What are you doing?
00:52:45Hacker told me that there is one number in the same email in the phone video.
00:52:49What do you mean?
00:52:50You have two number.
00:52:52You don't know?
00:52:53No, I have one.
00:52:54And in the number one, there is one number that is often used.
00:52:58I'll give you my number now.
00:53:01Okay, thank you.
00:53:14Hello, man.
00:53:28Why?
00:53:30What?
00:53:34What?
00:53:36Yo!
00:53:38Yo!
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Thanks, Lo!
00:53:55What's up?
00:53:56What's up?
00:53:58You want to take care of yourself?
00:54:01It's over, bro.
00:54:04What's up?
00:54:07What's up?
00:54:09I have a proof.
00:54:10You have a proof?
00:54:11What is it?
00:54:12I don't have a proof.
00:54:13I don't want to finish off.
00:54:14I don't want to finish off.
00:54:15Where are you?
00:54:16What is it?
00:54:18You are my son?
00:54:21Is there a son?
00:54:24Is there a son?
00:54:25Tell me!
00:54:26Tell me!
00:54:27Tell me!
00:54:28What is it?
00:54:29What are you talking about?
00:54:31What are you talking about?
00:54:33I am talking about you.
00:54:36Let's go!
00:54:38You don't want to use of this.
00:54:40Is there a proof?
00:54:42I don't want to answer it.
00:54:43I don't want to answer it!
00:54:44It is funny.
00:54:45I have to use of my phone as a friend.
00:54:47I am telling you,
00:54:49there is a brief.
00:54:50No one is that?
00:54:51No one is that?
00:54:52No one?
00:54:53No one is that?
00:54:55No one is that?
00:54:56I don't want to call my phone!
00:54:58Let me ask her!
00:54:59What are you?
00:55:01I don't want to call her.
00:55:03I don't need to call her,
00:55:05I don't want to call her!
00:55:07you Hai two years get my baby
00:55:10never ever talked about what we naged
00:55:12about your
00:55:13I just ripped
00:55:14I
00:55:15I
00:55:17I
00:55:18I
00:55:19Hey
00:55:20I'm not
00:55:20anything
00:55:23Oh
00:55:24Oh
00:55:25Oh
00:55:26Oh
00:55:26Oh
00:55:26Oh
00:55:26Oh
00:55:27Oh
00:55:27Oh
00:55:28Oh
00:55:29Oh
00:55:30Oh
00:55:30Oh
00:55:30Oh
00:55:31Oh
00:55:31Oh
00:55:31Oh
00:55:32Oh
00:55:32Oh
00:55:33Oh
00:55:33Oh
00:55:35Oh
00:55:35I'm not gonna find a robin in my house
00:55:37Only
00:55:40Yes, I love you
00:55:43Drama
00:55:44You mean you were only a woman in two years ago
00:55:47I'm nervous
00:55:49Ha?
00:55:51You're not saying I'm going to beat my brother
00:55:53Is that all you are going to talk to me?
00:55:56I'm not?
00:56:05Broto, Ibu already know all about you, about you, and your actions.
00:56:17It's been a long time, I know.
00:56:21I'm just going to die, because I think this will happen.
00:56:26You're going to die.
00:56:35You're going to die, you're going to die.
00:56:40You're forgetting your son.
00:56:43Adi Sutayjo, who made all the business you work for?
00:56:48There are plenty of children, Ibu are helping you.
00:56:55Your wonderful daughter, beautiful and beautiful,
00:56:58You still are still in the middle of the night.
00:57:00You're a fool!
00:57:02Did you know I'm a fool?
00:57:04You're a fool!
00:57:06You heard me?
00:57:08You're a fool!
00:57:10You're a fool!
00:57:14I'm a fool!
00:57:16I'm a fool!
00:57:18I'm a fool!
00:57:20You're a fool!
00:57:22I'm a fool!
00:57:24I'm a fool!
00:57:26You're a fool!
00:57:28You're a fool!
00:57:30You're a fool!
00:57:32You're a fool!
00:57:38Tomorrow, I will call Dimas to come here.
00:57:42To explain everything.
00:57:48I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:50I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:52I don't want to go now.
00:57:54I don't want to go now.
00:57:56I don't want to call Dimas to come here.
00:58:00You want to call Dimas to come here?
00:58:05You have to ask me now.
00:58:06Ela's gonna land.
00:58:08death of me and everything!
00:58:10Okay...
00:58:12Don't be cell Elizabeth until everything is clear.
00:58:16Let's do it again.
00:58:20It's night, brother. You sleep with me.
00:58:25While at night, you think about what you will make for tomorrow.
00:58:33I don't want your family.
00:58:48You don't want your family.
00:58:52I don't understand what I'm saying.
00:59:03I don't just do it again.
00:59:11You don't want your family.
00:59:18I don't love you.
00:59:55Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, aduh stres deh aku ah.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bawaknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedih ya, makanya aku stres.
01:00:30Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:41Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:44Bapak malah udah mulai selingkuh dengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Yan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:05Kau minyak angin deh.
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu.
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:15Alusannya.
01:01:16Haa.
01:01:34Elm.
01:01:35I'm sorry, I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you
01:02:05Oh
01:02:08Yondo
01:02:11I
01:02:13I
01:02:14I
01:02:15I
01:02:16I
01:02:17I
01:02:18I
01:02:19I
01:02:20I
01:02:21I
01:02:22I
01:02:23I
01:02:24I
01:02:25I
01:02:26I
01:02:27I
01:02:28I
01:02:29I
01:02:30I
01:02:31I
01:02:32I
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat anak-anak sehat tau
01:02:37Enggak, enggak usah, enggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak
01:02:41Iya, iya, iya
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46Eh, aku, aku harus kerja lagi, Jan
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:03Yaudah
01:03:06Istirahat aja
01:03:10Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:13Aku bingung, Jan
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah enggak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Ah, semoga enggak ya
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:34Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:38Langkah kamu selanjutnya
01:03:39Yaudah
01:03:47Yaudah
01:03:48Itu aja
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:54Tengah
01:03:55Tengah
01:03:56Tengah
01:03:57Tengah
01:03:58Tengah
01:03:59Tengah
01:04:00Tengah
01:04:01Tengah
01:04:02Tengah
01:04:03Tengah
01:04:04I'm going to go.
01:04:11I'm going to go.
01:04:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:23Oh.
01:04:25Oh.
01:04:27Hey.
01:04:28Hey.
01:04:30Hey, I'm going to go.
01:04:33Ada apa sih, Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget?
01:04:40Oke, nanti. Masuk aja dulu.
01:04:44Hai, Mbak Yu.
01:04:51Eh, Mas. Sehat.
01:04:58Mas Mambang.
01:05:00Kawat, kawat, kawat, kawat.
01:05:02Gimana selama Bang?
01:05:03Ya.
01:05:04Aduh, Mas.
01:05:05Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng lho.
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belum.
01:05:11Eh, tadi Umbun Tua masuk sini.
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya, aku mumpet pake ini.
01:05:19Aduh.
01:05:20Eh, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi.
01:05:26Aduh.
01:05:27Ya itu, Mas.
01:05:29Gimana dong?
01:05:30Aduh.
01:05:31Kalau Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai, aku nganggur, Mas.
01:05:37Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita.
01:05:49Apa itu, Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh, Mas.
01:05:51Tabungan aku.
01:05:52Aku nyalainnya di sini.
01:05:54Eyalah.
01:05:55Duit ini?
01:05:56Iya.
01:05:57Iyak banget.
01:05:58Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung.
01:06:06Brota.
01:06:07Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan.
01:06:10Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri.
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih, Mas.
01:06:15Aduh.
01:06:16Aduh.
01:06:17Aduh.
01:06:18Aduh.
01:06:19Aduh.
01:06:20Aduh.
01:06:21Aduh.
01:06:22Aduh.
01:06:23Aduh.
01:06:24Aduh.
01:06:25Aduh.
01:06:26Aduh.
01:06:27Aduh.
01:06:28Aduh.
01:06:29Aduh.
01:06:30Aduh.
01:06:31Aduh.
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin, Ibu.
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu.
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal.
01:06:37Nih.
01:06:38Ini masalahnya.
01:06:40Dari awal lu tuh gak pingin kalah.
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar.
01:06:45Harus duluan.
01:06:46Harus dominan.
01:06:48Dominan.
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke.
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan.
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan.
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat.
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga.
01:07:03Enggak eh.
01:07:04Itu bukan pelimpan.
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu biar keputusannya gak talah.
01:07:09Hahaha.
01:07:10Alasan.
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan.
01:07:12Hei.
01:07:13Ibu.
01:07:14Sekarang nih.
01:07:15Ini lagi nyeles.
01:07:16Dari masalah intinya.
01:07:17Yaitu kamu suka main perempuan.
01:07:18Titik.
01:07:19Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja.
01:07:20Bodoh banget.
01:07:21Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini.
01:07:22Getah dong.
01:07:23Kesampah.
01:07:24Nih kain aja.
01:07:25Oh iya emang.
01:07:26Udah gue rencana itu aja.
01:07:27Rencana.
01:07:28Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi.
01:07:32Eh lo diem ya.
01:07:33Munafik ya.
01:07:34Lo pikir dengan lo tidur dengan adek gua.
01:07:35Lo lebih sudi dari gua.
01:07:36Iya.
01:07:37Mas.
01:07:38Mas.
01:07:39Mas nurut.
01:07:40Eh adik nyungan.
01:07:41Dimas.
01:07:42Biar aku aja yang jelasin.
01:07:44Di saat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya.
01:07:48Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita.
01:07:50Dan ternyata Dimas orangnya.
01:08:13Dari semenjak saat itu.
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan.
01:08:18Terutin ngobrol.
01:08:22Teleponan.
01:08:23Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku.
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin.
01:08:29Tapi sama adik kamu.
01:08:31Lihat kamu.
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa.
01:08:34Mas.
01:08:35Mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu.
01:08:36Mas.
01:08:37Mas.
01:08:38Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:43Dimas.
01:08:44Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran.
01:08:47Udah yuk lanjutin.
01:08:51Jadi.
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah.
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto.
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja.
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu.
01:09:05Cuma bedanya.
01:09:06Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik.
01:09:10Ya.
01:09:11Ya enggak lah.
01:09:12Enggak.
01:09:13Enggak.
01:09:14Enggak.
01:09:15Enggak.
01:09:16Enggak.
01:09:17Enggak.
01:09:18Engdeng.
01:09:20Udah dengar semuanya kan?
01:09:22Udah jelas ini udah clear.
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang merus prosesnya semuanya.
01:09:29Dan lo.
01:09:32You're going to leave your own and go to the side.
01:09:39I'm going to ask you.
01:09:40I'm going to make it from the beginning.
01:09:42Okay.
01:09:43Bu, Bu, Bu, this is all right.
01:09:45It's not true like this.
01:09:46I'm not sure to do it.
01:09:47I'm not sure to do it with you.
01:09:50I'm not sure to do it.
01:09:51You're wrong with me.
01:09:53You're wrong with me.
01:09:55You're right.
01:09:56You're right.
01:09:57You're right.
01:09:58I'm going to eat.
01:09:59You're right.
01:10:00You're right, Bu.
01:10:01I'm going to let me hang out with Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:09Do you yeah, Mas?
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:13Thank you, Chaim!
01:10:14You probably can.
01:10:17Mas, but if it's all over,
01:10:22Mas, my channel is take me to the villages and I'll just let me take a break.
01:10:26I'll leave it with my money.
01:10:27I don't know what I want to do, but I want to do it.
01:10:33What?
01:10:34I don't know what I want to do.
01:10:39Yanni, Yanni.
01:10:42I still regret my love.
01:10:46If I have a good plan,
01:10:49I will take care of you until the end of my life.
01:10:56Like Blaine Bradley,
01:10:59I don't have a half hour.
01:11:03That's the song of Tommy, right?
01:11:05I'll take care of it.
01:11:07I'll take care of it.
01:11:09I'll take care of it.
01:11:10Yes, yes.
01:11:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:11:12Yes, yes.
01:11:13Yes, yes, yes.
01:11:14Yes, yes.
01:11:23What is this video?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang soal mainan HP.
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum.
01:11:29Ya terus?
01:11:31Udah pasti saya yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:33Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:35Ini handphone.
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, jelas.
01:11:46Hei Ibu!
01:11:47Ya udah, Yanni kebelahan lagi Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanni lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Hei Ibu!
01:11:55Ya sih.
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngelapain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu.
01:12:13Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja?
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:20Bu.
01:12:21Mas.
01:12:23Sumpah Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul lah sama cewek siapa gak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu.
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu.
01:12:54Mba Ayu nge-chat aku juga gak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih Mas.
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya.
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:02Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mba.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mba.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba.
01:13:08Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh capek itu udah mulus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Bayu.
01:13:16Oke.
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus.
01:13:19Di handphone Bayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:21Oke.
01:13:22Ayu.
01:13:23Boleh beli liat handphonenya.
01:13:25Kayaknya.
01:13:26Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu.
01:13:27Aku.
01:13:28Ini yang salah berota gua.
01:13:29Aku cuma disakitin aku.
01:13:31Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:32Ibu ini aku Ayu.
01:13:33Bu.
01:13:34Anak perukun ibunya.
01:13:35Ibu saya.
01:13:36Ibu.
01:13:37Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:39Ini bukan ibu saya sama kamu.
01:13:40Ibu... Ibu... Ibu... Ibu... Ibu... Ibu, jangan begini sama Ibu.
01:13:47Ibu... Ibu... Ibu... Ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:51Makanya... Ibu mau biar... biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Ibu, Ibu...
01:14:10Ibu... Ibu, Ibu....
01:14:17Hizk...
01:14:21Hai...
01:14:24Aku masih diunggu...
01:14:26Aku baru datang...
01:15:40Abis ini udah gak akan ada lagi yang memisahin kita.
01:15:43Enggak. Ini gak bener.
01:16:03Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahin. Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:08Dimas, kamu kenapa mau ngomongin gitu ke depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak mau apa. Kamu tuh gak tau apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Bayu.
01:16:16Kamu inget semua masa depan yang udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Bayu. Bayu.
01:16:22Kalau Bayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:25Ya.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:35Kasih. Aku gak butuh bantuan ya semua.
01:16:48Mas Broto.
01:16:49Ibu.
01:16:51Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Itu.
01:16:55Ibu liat mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:03Mas Broto.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:09Bu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:12Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:42Aku emang sama sendiri.
01:17:52Aku gak pernah punya siapa-siapa.
01:17:59Aku gak patis punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:01Aku gak patis punya siapa-siapa.
01:18:12Aku selalu percaya...
01:18:29...dengan tujuan.
01:18:32You and me are not the truth, you and me are the truth, you and me are the one,
01:18:58I love you, Proto, dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:28Mas Bama, Masa sedit?
01:19:46Mas? Mas? Mas?
01:19:56No! Mas Bama?
01:20:00No!
01:20:03No!
01:20:04No!
01:20:07No!
01:20:12No!
01:20:14No!
01:20:16No!
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