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00:00Guys, it's about school crushes.
00:03If you love the truth,
00:05please like this episode without watching.
00:07Yeah!
00:30It's called Popcorn.
00:32In the 11th grade,
00:34the average girl becomes Papa's puppy.
00:36And the 95% topper becomes a 45% backbencher.
00:41So enter at your own risk.
00:43No cap.
00:49Very very good morning,
00:51my dear friends and respected teachers.
00:55I, Ritam Bhola,
00:58welcomes you all to 11th standard.
01:01And in this pleasure,
01:02I have my today's speech.
01:04Look, this girl is not cringe.
01:07But this highly competitive Nippa Nibbi market
01:10is increasing in this highly competitive market.
01:13This is an ordinary photo.
01:15But,
01:16study number one,
01:19study number two,
01:22study number three.
01:24Don't be a psycho stalker.
01:27It's just desperate.
01:30In the last 10 years,
01:32the 10th or 12th class result
01:34is 100%.
01:35Bro!
01:36Stooti is here.
01:37But Commerce without Metz's clan
01:38is here.
01:39Here!
01:40Meet,
01:41Sarojmi Nagar Ka Amir Zadha.
01:43Raman Agarwal.
01:44His school's white shirt
01:46and his mouth.
01:47So he has no detergent.
01:50When are you dumb?
01:51Who knows?
01:52Since Anirban is such a big part of Raman's life,
01:57his pronouns are Anir slash Pan.
02:00I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:03I'll tell you 10 minutes.
02:04Hi.
02:05This is your life, right?
02:07I'll be your best bro.
02:08Now,
02:09I can take hers to the water,
02:11but can't make it drink water.
02:13Ban?
02:14On the point?
02:15Ban?
02:16But,
02:17Dimple?
02:18Dimple,
02:19Dimple,
02:20Dimple.
02:21Dimple,
02:22Dimple,
02:23Dimple.
02:24Dimple,
02:25Dimple,
02:26Dimple,
02:27Dimple,
02:28De-Genreous.
02:29The name is Dimple Chaddha.
02:30Dimple,
02:31Dimple Winfrey,
02:34Dimple Musk,
02:36Dimple De-Genreous.
02:37Because,
02:38Dimple De-Genreous.
02:40The ambition to become a number of 800 crores
02:43to become an entrepreneur.
02:45That's why I'm trusty Mehta sir's favourite too.
02:50I don't think KLPD would have ever got a principle as efficient as me.
02:57And,
02:58trusty sir knows,
02:59besides me,
03:00there's no more efficient principle.
03:04So,
03:05I'm very very excited.
03:08Why don't you come here?
03:10The remaining performers are for maths.
03:12Why?
03:13But,
03:14many doors will open to your future.
03:17If you,
03:18students and teachers,
03:19from my discipline,
03:20then,
03:21KLPD,
03:22not only in Delhi,
03:24it will become the biggest school of the country.
03:27Raman,
03:28go back to your line.
03:29Not only in the area.
03:33As you all know,
03:34in KLPD,
03:35the topers are head boy and head girl.
03:39Sir,
03:40let's get started.
03:41Let's get started.
03:42Let's get started.
03:44The nurse said,
03:45tell me,
03:46head girl is a head girl.
03:48I haven't studied anything.
03:50She said,
03:51the mother and mother,
03:52both of them are head girls.
03:53And,
03:54there's no big girl.
03:55both of them are head girls.
03:57And,
03:58there's no big sister.
03:59So,
04:00how much pressure is the girl?
04:01This year,
04:03head boy and head girl
04:04signed with her.
04:06What?
04:08Thanks to your commerce seniors.
04:10In 2017,
04:12in the bathroom,
04:13in the Diwali bomb blast.
04:16In 2019,
04:17in the classroom,
04:18in the potty care.
04:20And,
04:21in 2022,
04:22Kan de Komod Raja.
04:23Present,
04:24Sir.
04:25I am a public troller.
04:28He is a tobacorn man.
04:29He is a son.
04:30I am a son.
04:31I am a son.
04:34I'm a son.
04:35I'm a son.
04:36I am a son.
04:37I'm a son.
04:38I'm a son.
04:39Nobody knows who I am.
04:59Yeah, he's full of shit. But can't be Komode Raja. Ever.
05:05Sir, I'm Phile by choice. But Komode Raja, I'm not. Thank you.
05:11Shut up! Out!
05:13Let's see, who is this iconic sash in the LPD?
05:20Everyone dismissed now.
05:35What are you doing here?
05:41It's boy child's moral support.
05:46Bro, I'm sorry, bro.
05:51Define 10 vote results.
05:55What?
05:56It's a phenomenon that two friends talk to each other.
06:00Bro, technically, we're still in the same stream.
06:03And we're not in the same place.
06:05So, we're going to make a club.
06:06Saleh.
06:07I don't know the line with the scale.
06:09You're going to kill the line with the match.
06:11You're going to kill me.
06:12I have my own sweets.
06:13But where do you want to eat Saliwara?
06:15Why?
06:16Because you like that.
06:17It's a chocolate bomb.
06:19It's almost.
06:20I'm like to say it.
06:21But I'm going to eat two plates extra.
06:22Why?
06:23Because you've got to hit it.
06:24I'm sorry about Saliwara.
06:25I've got a crush on Saliwara.
06:27I've invited her to do two hours in the party.
06:29Why?
06:30Because she's a fight with her.
06:31Saliwara was the same.
06:32Saliwara was the same.
06:36Bro, you know.
06:37In the eighth class,
06:38I have saved my post on the Instagram of the 8th class.
06:42I'll wait to see how I'll do it.
06:44And I'll do it.
06:45Bro,
06:46I'll do it.
06:47I'll do it.
06:48I'll do it.
06:49I'll do it.
06:50I'll do it.
06:51I'll do it.
06:52I'll do it.
06:53I'll do it.
06:54I'll do it.
06:55I'll do it.
06:57Raman, bro.
07:00Do you want to go on a world tour?
07:11What are you doing?
07:13Raman is my world, bro.
07:16Go on.
07:17I'll do it.
07:18I'll go on to the next level.
07:19I'll do it.
07:20I'll do it.
07:21I'll do it.
07:22And tell her,
07:23go on to the car.
07:24Raman, stop it.
07:25Listen.
07:26Go on in the car.
07:27Raman, stop.
07:31G-E-R-R-Y-M-A-N-D-E-R-I-N-G.
07:35Sir, in the 8th standard in the Spellby competition,
07:37I had a trophy for gerrymandering for school.
07:40Okay.
07:41So?
07:43Sir, I'm going to top up to the 10th standard.
07:46And in the 10th, my All India rank was 8.
07:49With 97.9%.
07:51So?
07:52So, sir, I should become a head girl.
07:54I have all the qualities.
07:57Wow, very nice.
07:59But you know, you don't have science today.
08:02Sir, I feel that we need to become a head girl.
08:05Science or commerce.
08:07Very thoughtful of you.
08:09But you know what?
08:10We are a team.
08:11And I'm on your side.
08:13Now, get lost and complain to the highest authorities.
08:16Out!
08:18But, sir, you are the highest authority.
08:20Then don't complain.
08:21Get lost!
08:24Thanks.
08:26Get lost, sir.
08:28Out!
08:28Out!
08:29Out!
08:30Out!
08:30Out!
08:31Out!
08:32Is it that you have to go on?
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37You have to go on.
08:38Let's go on.
08:51You have to go on.
08:53You are not.
08:54You are not.
08:56If you are not a good one, you are not.
09:02What do you want to do that?
09:04I am going to look at you.
09:08Hey, wait.
09:11When will it burn me?
09:14Isn't this amazing?
09:15How old are you?
09:16That's why...
09:17Hey, dude.
09:18I'm crushing it.
09:19Come on, let me tell you something.
09:21I don't know what the hell is going to be like.
09:26Hey Baskar, how long will it be?
09:28With my eyes.
09:29Hey!
09:30Hey, man.
09:31I'm crushing it for three years.
09:33Let's go and say it now.
09:34In Delhi, they tell us all the way.
09:37But no one will cut the ticket.
09:39Okay.
09:40Take it.
09:41Cut it.
09:51Look.
09:53Look, Sudi.
09:54Before that, I'm going to die again.
09:55I changed my career for you.
09:57The stream changed.
09:58Everything changed.
09:59The course changed.
10:00Before that, I don't have friends.
10:01Please don't do that.
10:02I like Sudi Sharma.
10:05Really?
10:08I become head girl now, right?
10:10So, my two will be complete.
10:17That means...
10:19You too?
10:20Yes.
10:21Eight standards.
10:22That's why you are top of your head girl.
10:25That's why you are second priority.
10:34What happened?
10:36Ideal crime.
10:38You stole my heart.
10:40I stole yours.
10:44Now, just say three magical words.
10:48Tell me.
10:49How do I tell you?
10:50How do I tell you?
10:51Try it with your head.
10:52I'll listen to my heart.
10:53I'll listen to my heart.
11:00You?
11:01No.
11:02You.
11:03Simple.
11:04I love you.
11:05You.
11:06Simple.
11:08I love you.
11:11Then you.
11:13Your zip is open.
11:16Huh?
11:17Your zip is open, you creep.
11:19Get out!
11:20From here.
11:23Do you want to know how to get your life on a new life?
11:37Can you tell me how to get your life on a new life?
11:50I'm sorry.
12:00Look, either this Komode Raja is a sidekick,
12:04who knows everything from everything,
12:08or you have gossiped with him.
12:10In one day, anger and anger,
12:12how do you see yourself on the screen?
12:15Dimple, tell her I didn't say anything.
12:18Come on, tell me.
12:22I didn't say anything.
12:24Raman, you know,
12:26I got the opportunity to take this tooth with the first time
12:28in the same section of the tooth.
12:32You will believe.
12:35But it's a priority to it.
12:38Priority?
12:39Saleh Tatti?
12:41It's a good friend.
12:43Dimple, my first friend has been wrong, Dimple.
12:46Dimple, my first friend has been wrong.
12:48Hey, this is the friend.
12:50You're making a fake ID on Instagram,
12:52making your photo so cute to comment on your photo.
12:54No.
12:55You broke the code in front of me.
12:57Raman.
12:58Sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:59Sorry, sorry.
13:00What's that?
13:01Stop.
13:02Stop.
13:03Stop.
13:04Stop.
13:05Stop.
13:06Stop.
13:07Stop.
13:08Stop.
13:09Stop.
13:10Stop.
13:11Stop.
13:12Stop.
13:13Stop.
13:14Stop.
13:15Stop.
13:16Stop.
13:17Stop.
13:18Stop.
13:19Stop.
13:20Stop.
13:21Stop.
13:22Stop.
13:23Stop.
13:24Stop.
13:25Stop.
13:26Stop.
13:27Stop.
13:28Stop.
13:29Stop.
13:30Stop.
13:31Stop.
13:32Stop.
13:33Stop.
13:34Stop.
13:35I'm chilling!
14:05Guys, Geetha man, 500 meters!
14:36Creep.
14:40Don't say creep.
14:43Don't say victim of circumstances.
14:49And that commode racha post was a prank.
14:54I don't like you.
14:56I mean, I like you.
14:59I mean, I don't like you like you.
15:02But I like you like you.
15:05You know what I mean, right?
15:08Just shut up.
15:15Sit down.
15:19Aniket Varma.
15:21500, not 100 meters.
15:24Don't do it. Commerce with maths.
15:26Go out of class.
15:28Take it away.
15:29TTYL.
15:32Silence.
15:36Now, if I don't like you, ma'am,
15:39If I don't like you, ma'am,
15:40I'll change your mom's password.
15:43And since that's not an option to discipline you all,
15:46this class needs a...
15:48monitor.
15:50Okay, decided class.
15:51This is your new monitor,
15:53Stuti Sharma.
15:56Thank you, ma'am.
16:03Congratulations.
16:05If I talk about my name,
16:06you won't write my name on blackboard.
16:09I want to change my seat.
16:11Your sitting arrangement is final.
16:13Partners won't change.
16:16Oh, man.
16:18Nothing.
16:30No, no, no.
16:32Too good.
16:43Salted on blackboard.
16:45Falls.
16:46Yes.
16:47Yes.
16:48Yes.
16:49Yes.
16:50Yes.
16:51Yes.
16:52What's going on in your head?
16:54What's going on with the Savior?
16:57Bro, this is a KLPD.
17:00It's a little bit.
17:03I'm Amit Jai.
17:05If you don't know how to get into this,
17:08I won't know.
17:09Let's go.
17:11Hey!
17:14Papa's son.
17:16Hmm?
17:21Put the makeup on the face,
17:23I'll eat a little bit.
17:24I'll be beautiful in the inside.
17:26Okay.
17:28Mokun, bro.
17:30I've come from 10C to 11B.
17:34Why are you playing me?
17:36That's why
17:38if anyone has answered me
17:41and my day is bad.
17:43Look at your face,
17:44I'll be happy with you.
17:46Who can't go wrong?
17:54What the hell you asked, Tuthi?
17:56Don't go to our section,
17:58BCommerce Without Maths.
18:00You're going to cry all the time.
18:02Alexa,
18:04please ask the monitor to get her life.
18:07Hmm.
18:08Sorry.
18:09The monitor is boring.
18:12Silence!
18:13Everyone, go back to your places.
18:15Anirban
18:25Anirban
18:26Anirban's friend
18:27will come to the morning
18:28to the morning,
18:29but in the morning,
18:30the eyes are gone.
18:31But now,
18:32Raman's friend
18:33has opened
18:34and he has found
18:35a new best bro.
18:37Hello.
18:48You don't give advice to your friends, right?
18:50Neither I eat,
18:51nor I eat.
18:52To the morning,
18:53I'm going to go.
18:59Tell me something.
19:00After eating,
19:02you can drink water?
19:03It's actually my first time.
19:05That's why.
19:06What?
19:07Hey,
19:09Listen.
19:10Hey, listen.
19:13You're going to reject it.
19:17Bro, you're right.
19:19You'll become a best bro.
19:25Listen, listen, listen.
19:28Hey.
19:37Interview is over.
19:38Did you get it, baby?
19:39Best bro?
19:40Did you get it?
19:45Get it.
19:46Where are you?
19:48Don't write it.
19:51It's okay.
19:58It's okay.
20:01It's okay.
20:03Tell me.
20:04Randi.
20:05He's called Randy.
20:11What?
20:12Baby?
20:13No, baby.
20:14I'm MJJKS.
20:15My name is my life.
20:17My life.
20:29I'm gone.
20:30I'm gone.
20:31I'm gone.
20:33Hey, bro.
20:34Bro.
20:35Will you eat Momos?
20:38Randy, bro.
20:39Will you eat Gupta's burger?
20:41Last time, I remember.
20:43He had a beard from the burger.
20:45He didn't know the beard from the burger.
20:47He told us that we don't have any future.
20:49Bro.
20:50With your blood group and your mental imbalance,
20:52everything just matches me.
20:54Leave this Randy Shandy.
20:55Go with me.
20:56Randy, don't forget me.
20:58Don't forget me.
20:59Don't forget me.
21:00Okay.
21:01You're happy with your...
21:03Randy.
21:20Kaddu.
21:21I was waiting for you.
21:22I was hungry.
21:23Come on.
21:24Bro.
21:25Don't forget me to discuss a project with your classmates.
21:27Please.
21:28Now...
21:29Which subject?
21:30Biophysics?
21:31Chem?
21:32I can help.
21:33Molar equations, Astuti.
21:34There are no lasers.
21:35You can't help.
21:36Kaddu.
21:37Let's go for the...
21:38Yes, I'm coming.
21:39Just one minute.
21:40I'll see you later.
21:41Bye, bro.
21:42Bye.
21:51Bro.
21:52Bro.
21:53Bro.
21:54Bro.
21:55Bro.
21:56Bro.
21:57Bro.
21:58Bro.
21:59Bro.
22:00Bro.
22:01Bro.
22:02Bro.
22:03Bro.
22:04Bro.
22:05Bro.
22:06Bro.
22:07Bro.
22:08Bro.
22:09Bro.
22:10Bro.
22:11Bro.
22:12Bro.
22:13Bro.
22:14Bro.
22:15Bro.
22:16Dude.
22:17Okay.
22:18Bro.
22:19You're awesome, Pursa!
22:24Pursa's brother, you're dead!
22:29Raman!
22:41Bro, do you want to go on a world tour?
22:49Raman!
23:03You're my world. I'll go around.
23:07You're my world. I'll go around.
23:11But I've been looking for a new best bro.
23:13But I didn't give advice.
23:15After eating food, I drank the water too, bro.
23:19No, man.
23:20You're taking me one day.
23:22But your joke's gone.
23:23He was taking the best bro's interview.
23:25So, he was making a joke for irritating Ramit.
23:28Now, I'll see you, bro.
23:33Come on, let's eat.
23:35Yeah!
23:46If you've shared this momo chocolate with someone else,
23:48then let's see.
23:51Bro,
23:52our friend,
23:54looked at someone's eyes.
23:59Now it will not look.
24:01Yeah!
24:02Yeah!
24:12Due to the lack of commerce,
24:14your profile as a head girl is stronger.
24:18So, don't let me down.
24:19Okay?
24:20No, sir.
24:21And thank you.
24:22All the best.
24:32Tell me, how do I talk about Stuti?
24:45Three rules,
24:46which will practice like pre-boats
24:48to other girls.
24:49I think I've lost my path to your heart.
24:54And then we'll give boats
24:55in front of Stuti.
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25:46My gang is with me, my gang is in the whole corridor.
25:53Everyone is open to the streets, everyone is open to the streets.
25:57There are thousands of people eating in the canteen.
26:02No one is empty, no one is empty.
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