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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my god.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Go, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:49Oh my god.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57I thought that
00:07:58that'll show the bitch
00:08:11Rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28Rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38Jason is that you
00:08:40are you in there with Rose
00:08:41don't lie to me I saw her come in here
00:08:44what do I do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:02I'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand Rose
00:10:26Jason
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:29unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22I promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29Rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:38mm-hmm
00:11:38okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and Queen B's don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:12:01it's okay
00:12:02being a Queen B is
00:12:04important and
00:12:06it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09I mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:12what are you talking about
00:12:15I have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:25whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes I'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:54so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom huh
00:13:06I would have paid to see that
00:13:08I would have paid to see that
00:13:08ah
00:13:09oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17Jason
00:13:19I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:21you're not serious
00:13:23I am
00:13:24if I fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27ah
00:13:30ah
00:13:31don't worry
00:13:36I'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40I'll see ya
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and I
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey Eric
00:14:36just leave me alone Gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out
00:14:42with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:46you really thought
00:14:47I wouldn't find out
00:14:48Gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course I do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09fine
00:15:10you're Audrey freaking
00:15:13Wintersby
00:15:14wait what?
00:15:15you let me sit there
00:15:17and open up to you
00:15:18like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some
00:15:20big legacy
00:15:21with a tennis court
00:15:22and a driver
00:15:23and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you?
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah I'm coming
00:15:29Gabby
00:15:32I'm so sorry
00:15:33I just want to
00:15:34end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks
00:15:37I hooked up with Eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:40okay
00:15:43I
00:15:43didn't
00:15:44start that
00:15:45but I also
00:15:46didn't stop it
00:15:47and I hate myself
00:15:48for that
00:15:48let me make it up
00:15:52to you
00:15:53how?
00:15:58give me one chance
00:15:59this Saturday
00:16:00I'm studying
00:16:02for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:03I want to show you
00:16:05something no one
00:16:06gets to see
00:16:07no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying
00:16:14I swear to god
00:16:15I am so not dressed
00:16:32for whatever tax bracket
00:16:33this is
00:16:34relax
00:16:35it's just where I live
00:16:37it's not who I am
00:16:38you say that
00:16:39but I just pass
00:16:39this tennis quote
00:16:40with your name on it
00:16:41can you have a butler?
00:16:44okay technically
00:16:45my parents do
00:16:47but
00:16:47yeah Norman likes me better
00:16:49so bye
00:16:50come on
00:16:55why would you ever go to
00:17:14Hayton High
00:17:15I was lonely
00:17:17I was lonely
00:17:17and
00:17:18I wanted to make friends
00:17:20and
00:17:22I wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23I would trade places
00:17:25with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus
00:17:30no amount of money
00:17:31can protect you
00:17:32from people like
00:17:33Sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do?
00:17:38I'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how?
00:17:41do you want to know
00:17:42another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good
00:17:45at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49I could teach you
00:17:50girls day
00:17:51and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55yeah
00:18:10she did that on purpose
00:18:25she looked me dead in the eye
00:18:27and bam
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask Gabby
00:18:30I missed like five in a row
00:18:33she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called eye contact
00:18:37Sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiled when she hit me
00:18:42I smile a lot
00:18:44it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court TV
00:18:49Miss Smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic
00:19:07liar
00:19:08you're wearing like
00:19:09three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal
00:19:12fine
00:19:13listen here
00:19:17Rose Smith
00:19:17consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:32Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40on this on the ground
00:19:42oh I've been looking for this
00:19:45Eric please
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:51yeah
00:19:52your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just
00:19:56like best friends
00:19:57um
00:19:59okay
00:20:01I think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:05I think you swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08wanna sit together at lunch
00:20:10I already made plans
00:20:13to sit with Gabby
00:20:14Eric
00:20:17she didn't
00:20:18say those things about you
00:20:19that was just
00:20:20Sloan doing a gossip train
00:20:22right
00:20:23now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38Eric knows
00:20:40you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all
00:20:42Sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44I'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and Eric
00:20:51are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck
00:20:59is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being
00:21:03such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented Gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you
00:21:11are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay
00:21:13since when do you care
00:21:14about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16I have no idea
00:21:19what I was thinking
00:21:20hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please
00:21:22you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25I tolerated it
00:21:27because I thought
00:21:28there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer
00:21:30knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey
00:21:32your halo
00:21:33it's slipping
00:21:34and yours
00:21:35was always fake
00:21:37oh honey
00:21:44your halo
00:21:45it's slipping
00:21:46and yours
00:21:47was always fake
00:21:49you have a complete
00:21:51lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way
00:21:56your taste
00:21:57is abhorrent
00:21:58okay
00:21:59I don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means
00:22:03it sucks
00:22:04says the
00:22:05homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay
00:22:11well you think
00:22:12you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Jason said hi to you
00:22:15I've always been better than you
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war Rose Smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43you bitch
00:22:44hey
00:22:59hey
00:23:03I need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really
00:23:20it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23I was hoping
00:23:25maybe
00:23:26you could
00:23:27coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting Sloan in the face
00:23:31I could really use the hope
00:23:33I can
00:23:33yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:50I can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35hey
00:24:38you
00:24:53you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:56whoops
00:25:08looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10what the hell
00:25:26no
00:25:27no
00:25:33no
00:25:33no
00:25:34no
00:25:34no
00:25:34no
00:25:34you've got to be kidding me
00:25:35no
00:25:36no
00:25:37no
00:25:38no
00:25:39no
00:25:40no
00:25:42no
00:25:43no
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00:25:57no
00:25:58no
00:26:19no
00:26:20no
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:52I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:22My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Settle down.
00:27:40Settle down, everybody.
00:27:41People.
00:27:43This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:44Remember.
00:27:45You're representing the school.
00:27:46Mind if I sit here?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48No.
00:27:49No.
00:27:50No.
00:27:51No.
00:27:52No.
00:27:53No.
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00:28:00No.
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00:28:02No.
00:28:03No.
00:28:04No.
00:28:05No.
00:28:06No.
00:28:07No.
00:28:08No.
00:28:09No.
00:28:10No.
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No.
00:28:13Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37What did you say about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay. Sure.
00:29:04Boopy. I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:14Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:27So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:53Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02All right. Here we go.
00:30:05This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:08Yes, yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:09That's my point. See, Eric is here. I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:14Oh, come here.
00:30:15Oh, come here.
00:30:16This could be a turning point. Just stick with me.
00:30:21Okay?
00:30:22Okay?
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:24Ready?
00:30:25Oh, yes.
00:30:26Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:29I found it.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:32Hi.
00:30:33No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:36I'm so excited.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38You're gonna act like this.
00:30:39This could be a turning point.
00:30:40Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:42Ready?
00:30:43Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay. How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Oh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:02You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:04Wait. What?
00:32:05Come on, Rose.
00:32:07Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:19what the hell hey watch oh yeah what are you gonna do about it
00:32:31no gabby wait let her go if you chase her she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:40okay chasen you're up truth or dare dare i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the
00:32:49circle on a date for saturday night rose you go to dinner with me on saturday what i'd love to
00:33:19oh i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse oh my god why don't you go to the bathroom
00:33:32shit oh oh i'm sorry i thought that's the door wasn't i
00:33:45hi
00:33:48hi
00:33:50so beautiful
00:34:10what the
00:34:22what the
00:34:27oh god
00:34:31oh
00:34:33oh
00:34:37oh
00:34:39oh
00:34:41oh
00:34:45oh
00:34:47oh
00:34:49oh
00:34:51oh
00:34:52oh
00:34:53oh
00:34:55oh
00:34:57oh
00:34:58wait what
00:34:59rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:05what it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house i have
00:35:11photos
00:35:13He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Harry?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:20What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:17Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:01Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:45Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:15I've fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:24I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:38What?
00:39:41Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:39:59Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:06What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:21But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Chasen. But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55No.
00:40:56You okay?
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:51It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:49They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:17And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Ooh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:43And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02You take that back.
00:44:03Or what?
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot
00:44:31Bros, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled
00:44:43Now go get your things
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you
00:44:50I said go
00:44:51You heard the man go
00:44:55And, expelled
00:45:13The academy decathlon
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry
00:45:20You stupid idiotic dead-witted bitch
00:45:32What? You heard me? You were jealous of no's and because of that I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college
00:45:42You're too stupid
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:54You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:07I'm so, so sorry
00:46:08A lot of good that does us now
00:46:10We're disqualified, Rose
00:46:12You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:15But I tried
00:46:17No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:19I don't get to go to college
00:46:21And it's all because of you
00:46:22But, you and your drama
00:46:24Like why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:26That was so hot
00:46:28You got yourself kicked off the team
00:46:30You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:32But I tried
00:46:34No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:36I don't get to go to college
00:46:38And it's all because of you
00:46:40You got yourself kicked off the team
00:46:42cause I better off for you
00:46:43Oh love all that
00:46:44I can't ick with me
00:46:48Enany 1
00:46:49That was so hot
00:47:10I don't know.
00:47:40Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:30Why are you wet?
00:50:00It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:15You weren't gonna go kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Oh!
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Come on!
00:50:58Come on!
00:50:59Come on!
00:51:01Come on!
00:51:02Come on!
00:51:03Come on!
00:51:04Come on!
00:51:05Come on!
00:51:06Come on!
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:21Yourself.
00:51:22I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:35Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you too.
00:52:31Love you too.
00:52:45I love you.
00:52:48Anyway.
00:52:49I love you too.
00:52:51Bye!
00:52:52Then...
00:52:56I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:22Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:52Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:16Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
01:00:01Want to dance?
01:00:05get lost asshole everyone all right all right I know you want to get back to
01:00:17dancing but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are
01:00:23proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:30all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:01:00and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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